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TIME TO MAKE LIKE INTEREST RATES AND RISE.

THANK YOU, FENTON.

FENTON!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?

THE EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE JOB.

I'M WORMING MY WAY INTO ONE.

FOR VICE PRESIDENT IN CHARGE OF NEW PRODUCTS?

FORGET IT. YOU ALREADY HAVE A JOB.

AAH!

I WANT TO BE MORE

THAN AN ACCOUNTANT.

I WANT RICHES TO RISE ABOVE THE COMMON DUCK.

CAN WE DISCUSS THIS AFTER MY MORNING SHOWER?

YOUR BREAKFAST, SIR.

WHAT?

PLEASE! JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE!

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MARKETING?

YOU MAKE COMMERCIALS, PAINT A FEW POSTERS,

SLAP UP A BILLBOARD,

THEN WAIT FOR THE BUCKS TO ROLL IN.

DUCKWORTH, TAKE AWAY THESE LEFTOVERS.

WHY NOT HIRE ME? AM I TOO YOUNG?

NO.

TOO OLD? TOO SHORT?

AYE. TOO SHORT ON QUALIFICATIONS.

HEY! WHAT'S WRONG, FENTON?

YOU'VE NEVER BEEN SO LOW.

YOUR UNCLE SAYS I'M TOO SHORT

TO BE A VICE PRESIDENT.

HIS SAYING "NO"

DOESN'T MEAN HE MEANS "NO."

WHAT DOES HE MEAN?

YOU HAVE TO CONVINCE HIM.

THAT'S HOW WE GOT THIS BIKE.

WE CONVINCED UNCLE SCROOGE

IT'S CHEAPER THAN HAVING DUCKWORTH DRIVE US

TO SCHOOL FOR 13 YEARS. BINGO.

THEN IT'S CONVINCING HE'LL GET.

THANKS FOR THE PEP TALK, FELLAS.

OK, GANDER, THIS IS COMMERCIAL NUMBER ONE.

ROLL THEM.

WAIT, FENTON. WHAT'S MY MOTIVATION?

DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE TEMPERAMENTAL.

I MEAN... WHAT ARE THESE COMMERCIALS FOR?

TO SHOW I CAN BE VICE PRESIDENT OF NEW PRODUCTS.

WHY PUT ME IN THEM?

YOUR PRETTY FACE COULD SELL ANY PRODUCT.

NO ONE EVER DATED ME.

NOW I'M IN THE SWING OF THINGS,

THANKS TO... WHAT'S THE PRODUCT?

I HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.

THAT PEP TALK GOT ME MOTIVATED...

WAIT! WE'LL CALL IT PEP!

WHAT'S PEP?

IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.

LET'S ROLL THEM.

NO ONE EVER DATED ME.

NOW I'M IN THE SWING OF THINGS

THANKS TO PEP.

TAKE THE PLUNGE.

USE PEP.

THAT'S A WRAP.

GANDY, DARLING, YOU WERE MARVELOUS,

SIMPLY MARVELOUS.

WE MUST DO LUNCH SOMETIME.

I HOPE THESE SAMPLES GET YOU HIRED.

I'LL SHOW THEM TO MR. McDUCK TOMORROW.

I CAN'T LOSE!

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

FENTON, IF YOU'RE ATTEMPTING

TO BOTHER ME, DON'T BOTHER.

THIS IS THE STUDIO.

WHAT DO WE DO WITH THESE COMMERCIALS?

WHAT DO WE NORMALLY DO?

RUN THEM.

THEN WHAT DO WE DO WITH THOSE?

YES, SIR. RIGHT AWAY.

IT'LL BE A MEDIA BLITZ.

WHERE WAS I BEFORE THAT COMMERCIAL INTERRUPTION?

MY, GRANDMA, WHAT BIG EYES YOU HAVE.

THE BETTER TO SEE YOU WITH.

WHAT BIG EARS YOU HAVE.

YOU'RE GETTING ON MY NERVES!

WHAT A BIG MOUTH.

JUST GIVE ME MY PEP!

I'D LIKE TO BUY THAT PEP,

WHATEVER IT IS.

YOU LIKED THAT COMMERCIAL?

I TRIED TO MAKE IT EFFECTIVE, BUT BRIEF...

WHAT'S IT DOING ON TELEVISION?

I'D LIKE A QUART OF MILK

AND PEP.

WE DON'T HAVE PEP.

TRY BURNETT'S HARDWARE STORE. GET SOME FOR ME.

THERE YOU ARE, POOR MAN.

FORGET THE DIME.

BROTHER, CAN YOU SPARE SOME PEP?

NO CUTTING IN LINE.

WHAT'S THE LINE FOR?

WE'RE WAITING FOR PEP.

HIT A BULL'S-EYE AND GET THIS OVER WITH.

WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?

I MADE THOSE PEP COMMERCIALS.

YOU? YOU!

THEN ANSWER ME THIS...

WHAT IS PEP?

IT'S NOTHING. IT DOESN'T EXIST. ZIPPO. NADA.

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?

YES. I'M HOPING YOU'RE A GOOD SHOT.

NO! YOU'VE CREATED A DEMAND

BEFORE THE PRODUCT.

I'M SORRY.

FOR WHAT? I'LL HIRE GYRO TO INVENT PEP,

AND WE'RE IN BUSINESS.

IF THAT'S ALL RIGHT, MR. VICE PRESIDENT.

REALLY? VICE PRESIDENT OF NEW PRODUCTS?

NO, VICE PRESIDENT ON ALTERNATE THURSDAYS IN CHARGE OF PEP.

IT REQUIRES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY.

THINK YOU'RE UP TO IT?

OH, YES, SIR!

ANYTHING YOU SAY. YOU'RE THE BOSS, MR. McDUCK.

GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF,

BEFORE I RECONSIDER THE BOW AND ARROW.

GYRO, YOO-HOO! ANYONE HOME?

I'M HERE, MR. McDUCK.

SHRINKING SHETLANDS, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

I'M WORKING ON AN APPETITE-SHRINKING DRINK.

IT SHRINKS MORE THAN THAT.

WE NEED YOUR HELP. WE NEED PEP.

I'VE SEEN THOSE COMMERCIALS.

WHAT IS PEP?

ANYTHING YOU WANT. YOU'RE INVENTING IT.

AS LONG AS IT'S READY BY NEXT WEEK.

IT'S A BIG JOB.

CAN YOU HANDLE IT?

I THINK SO.

WE WANT PEP!

WE WANT PEP!

WE WANT PEP!

WE WANT PEP!

WHERE'S GYRO?

HE PROMISED PEP WOULD BE READY.

I'M HERE.

HAVE YOU GOT PEP?

I BROUGHT SEVERAL INVENTIONS.

TELL ME WHAT YOU LIKE.

THIS PUTS INSOMNIACS TO SLEEP...

A BELT-DRIVEN SHEEP COUNTER.

AN OPERATIC UMBRELLA?

"USE YOUR UMBRELLA"

"OR YOU'LL BE A WET FELLA"

ARE THESE INVENTIONS,

OR ARE YOU AUDITIONING FOR THE GONG SHOW?

THEY'LL TAR AND FEATHER OUR FEATHERS

IF WE DON'T DELIVER PEP.

HAVEN'T YOU GOT ANYTHING ELSE?

WOW!

THIS IS GREAT!

BUBBLES AWAY!

WHAT IS THAT?

A HELIUM-BASED CHEWING SUBSTANCE.

I CALL IT FLUBBLE GUM...

FOR FLOATING BUBBLE GUM.

I KNOW WHAT IT IS... PEP!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

ANNOUNCING IT TO THE WORLD.

DON'T. I HAVEN'T TESTED IT FULLY.

OH. WHAT IF IT HAS SIDE EFFECTS?

GYRO, GYRO, GYRO.

IT'S ONLY BUBBLE GUM.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

OUT OF THE WAY.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO MORE PEP?

THIS IS CHICKEN HEARN

FOR THE FIRST ANNUAL PEP CHALLENGE.

THE CONTESTANTS ARE AWAITING THE START.

CHILDREN, START YOUR CHEWING.

ON YOUR MARK, GET SET... BLOW!

THE WINNER BY A MOUTHFUL!

HE'S HOT, HE'S RICH... THE TALK OF DUCKBURG.

HE'S FENTON CRACKSHELL,

MARKETING GENIUS BEHIND PEP,

THE LIGHTER-THAN-AIR GUM.

HAS SUCCESS SPOILED FENTON CRACKSHELL?

LITTLE OLD MOI?

I'M STILL THE HUMBLE, MODEST ACCOUNTANT I WAS,

EXCEPT I'VE GOT MY OWN FORTUNE.

I'M SO PROUD.

MY OWN SON ON OPRAH WEBFEET.

TO THINK YOUR CLASS VOTED YOU

"LIKELY TO BECOME HOMELESS."

HA HA! LOOK AT US NOW

LIVING IN A TRI-LEVEL TRAILER

COMPLETE WITH JACUZZI,

SATELLITE DISH, AND EVEN CATERED TV DINNERS.

DIN-DIN IS SERVED.

ISN'T SUCCESS GREAT?

ALL MY CAVIAR DREAMS AND CHAMPAGNE WISHES

FINALLY CAME TRUE.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

ENTRE!

TIME TO LOOK AT A BIGGER MARKET.

I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF MY CHAMPAGNE BATH.

MUST WE TALK NOW?

PROFITS WAIT FOR NOBODY.

I NEED TO SEE YOU BEFORE I GO OVERSEAS.

HOLD ON, McDUCK.

THE MARKETING OF PEP IS TRICKY.

I'LL HANDLE IT MYSELF.

WHAT HAPPENED TO HUMBLE FENTON WHO'D SAY,

"WHATEVER YOU WANT, McDUCK"?

SCROOGIE, STOP THINKING OF ME AS AN EMPLOYEE.

I AM A PEER, A PARTNER,

AN EQUAL ENTREPRENEUR.

IN FACT, I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU

ABOUT THE FUTURE OF CRACKSHELL McDUCK ENTERPRISES.

CRACKSHELL McWHAT?

WE'LL CONFER AT MY EARLIEST CONVENIENCE.

MAKE AN APPOINTMENT ON YOUR WAY OUT!

87, 88, 89, 90, 91.

IT'S NO USE. I CANNOT SLEEP

WITH BUBBLE GUM FENTON ON MY PAYROLL.

WHAT'S THAT RACKET?

THE BOYS SHOULDN'T BE UP.

HOW CAN I SLEEP?

BOYS, WHERE ARE YOU?

HI, UNCLE SCROOGE.

YEAH, REAL HIGH.

GET DOWN FROM THERE.

DON'T BLOW FLUBBLE BUBBLES IN BED.

WE HAVEN'T HAD PEP SINCE THIS AFTERNOON.

HOW DID YOU GET THERE?

WE WOKE UP HERE.

WHAT HAS THAT CRACKPOT INVENTOR DONE THIS TIME?

[RING]

GYRO GYROS HERE.

WE'RE HAVING UPS AND NO DOWNS OVER HERE.

I'M NOT SURPRISED.

MASTICATING TOO MUCH OF THE CARBONIZED HELIUM

GENERATES AN IMBALANCE IN THE UPPER TORSO.

SAY IT IN ENGLISH.

I WARNED FENTON

THAT FLUBBLE GUM WASN'T TESTED.

WE CAN'T LET THIS SITUATION GET OUT OF HAND.

HOVERING HEAVEN!

IT'S TOO LATE!

THE PROBLEMS WITH PEP CONTINUE TO PERCOLATE

AS CITIZENS TAKE TO THE AIR.

THE STRANGE PHENOMENON SURROUNDING FLUBBLE GUM

HAS MOVED THE SURGEON GENERAL TO DECLARE

PEP MAY CAUSE HEADACHES, CONCUSSIONS,

OR DUTCH ELM DISEASE.

AS IF SUBWAYS AREN'T PACKED ENOUGH,

CEILINGS ARE BEING OVERCROWDED AS WELL.

NO AREA OF LIFE HAS BEEN UNAFFECTED BY PEP.

PEP OR NON-PEP SECTION?

PEP, PLEASE.

THE AIRPORT IS CHAOS

AS AIR-TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS COMPLAIN

THAT STEWARDESSES ARE TAKING OFF

BEFORE THEIR PLANES.

QUESTIONS NOW BEING ASKED ARE...

WHERE WILL THIS END,

AND WHERE IS THE MAN RESPONSIBLE...

FENTON CRACKSHELL?

FENTON AND HIS STUPID IDEAS.

HE'S GIVEN ME GIZZARD INDIGESTION.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?

GUZZLING YOUR PEPTODISMAL.

OUT! EVERYONE IN DUCKBURG IS LOOKING FOR YOU.

WHY DO YOU THINK I'M HERE?

FLOATING MAKES PEOPLE WANT TO HARM ME.

ME, TOO. BUT YOU WANTED THIS JOB, MR. VICE-PRESIDENT.

NOW DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

WHAT?

YOU'VE DONE PLENTY.

YOUR ALTER EGO WILL FIX THIS.

YOU MEAN GIZMODUCK?

HOW MANY ALTER EGOS DO YOU HAVE?

MILBURN, THERE YOU ARE.

I'VE LOOKED LOW AND HIGH FOR YOU.

MY FIRST CHANCE AT THE BIGTIME

VANISHED INTO THIN AIR.

POOR GANDRA'S THE SPOKESWOMAN

FOR THE WORST INVENTION

SINCE THE CORDLESS EXTENSION CORD.

I'LL NEVER BUY MA

THE CHINCHILLA SLIPPERS I PROMISED.

HOW COULD I SINK SO LOW?

OUCH! WHAT THE...

BLATHERING BLATHERSKITE, I'M A PEPPER, TOO!

HOW WILL I GET MY GIZMODUCK SUIT?

I NEED TO REACH OUT AND TOUCH SOMEONE.

DO I LOOK LIKE MA BELL? BEAT IT.

GANDRA! GANDRA!

GO AWAY, FENTON.

I NEED YOU.

LAST TIME I HELPED,

I BECAME THE MOST-HATED TELEVISION PERSONALITY

SINCE J.R. MOOING.

YIKES!

WHOA!

JUST MY LUCK...

FLOATING INTO A FLIGHT PATH.

MAYBE I CAN HITCH A RIDE

BACK DOWN TO EARTH.

SUNDAY FLYERS!

WHERE IS GIZMODUCK?

HE HASN'T RESCUED THOSE PEOPLE.

DUCKWORTH, TAKE ME TO PARADISE PROPANE PARK.

HAS FENTON CHANGED INTO HIS GIZMODUCK SUIT YET?

NOT UNLESS HE HAS A SPARE.

WHAT COULD'VE HAPPENED TO HIM?

I HAVE A LETTER HERE. POSTAGE DUE.

MAY I BORROW SOME CHANGE, MR. McDUCK?

IS YOUR CREDIT GOOD?

I THINK.

IS YOUR LICENSE VALID?

I DON'T DRIVE.

I'LL NEED A MAJOR CREDIT CARD.

I DON'T HAVE ONE.

FORGET IT. I'VE GOT OTHER DELIVERIES.

IT'S FROM FENTON.

"DEAR MAMA,

"IF YOU THOUGHT MY HEAD WAS IN THE CLOUDS,

"YOU SHOULD SEE IT NOW.

"YOUR FLOATING SON, FENTON.

P.S. HELP!"

YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING

BEFORE HE FLOATS SOUTH FOR THE WINTER!

YOU HAVE A WORRY ROOM?

AS A MATTER OF FACT, YES.

IT'S A LAZY SUSAN WORRY RUT.

FENTON THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING.

IF ONLY FENTON HAD HIS SUIT.

A PILOT COULD FLY IT.

RISKY. WE MIGHT REVEAL HIS IDENTITY.

HOW ABOUT ATTACHING FLUBBLE GUM

AND FLOATING IT UP?

IT COULD FLOAT INTO THE WRONG HANDS.

DOES FENTON KEEP EXTRA PEP AROUND HERE?

AM I WEARING CURLERS?

HOLD ONTO YOUR HOUSE SLIPPERS.

WE'LL FIND OUT HOW MOBILE THIS HOME IS.

WHY ARE YOU THROWING PEP IN THERE?

YOU'LL SEE.

DO YOU HAVE A PUMP?

WHO DOESN'T?

WE'RE RISING LIKE A BULL MARKET.

THE AIR MUST REALLY BE THIN.

I'M SEEING FLYING TRAILERS.

WE BROUGHT YOUR GIZMODUCK SUIT!

HURRY. SAY THE SECRET WORDS

BEFORE THE FLUBBLE BUBBLE POPS!

MAMA, I'M COMING!

BLATHERING BLATHERSKITE!

WHOA!

A HELMETCOPTOR!

NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT.

HOORAY! YAY! YEAH!

AAH! YEEII!

QUACK!

IT'S LIKE A LEAD BALLOON.

IT IS A LEAD BALLOON!

AAH!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

DON'T JUMP. STOP!

MY NEW TRAILER. RUINED.

I NEVER TRIED THE REMOTE CONTROL POPCORN POPPER.

I COULDN'T HAVE SAVED YOU BETTER MYSELF.

[GARBLES WORDS]

IT'S RUDE TO TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL.

GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!

[RING]

HELLO?

HI, GANDRA. IT'S ME, FENTON.

COULD YOU FORGIVE ME?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU, I PROMISE.

HOW ABOUT DINNER AND A MOVIE?

WELL, OK. WHEN?

WHEN I FINISH SENDING REFUNDS AND APOLOGY LETTERS

TO PEP BUYERS.

HOW MANY MORE?

OH, ABOUT 480,000.

SEE YOU A WEEK FROM THURSDAY.

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