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Ready?
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Yes, sensei.
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What does a Cobra do?
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What does a Cobra do?
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There's no tapping in karate.
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Watch your arms.
Get your arms up.
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My arms were up.
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What does a Cobra do?
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Slither!
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Not bad.
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What? What the hell?
That wasn't fair!
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You want a fair fight?
Dream on.
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You can't always think
your enemies
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are gonna play by the rules.
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- Yeah, but my ear!
- What if that baseball
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was your enemy's friend
coming at you from behind?
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You have to be prepared
for everything.
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Let me look.
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No, it's fine, it's fine.
Don't--just don't be a baby.
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- Hello.
- Ah, shit.
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It's 5:00.
Twilight is upon us.
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- Oh, right, okay.
- What's going on?
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Uh, I had to sublet the, uh,
dojo for a few hours.
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Just till we get more students.
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We need to change
the energy in here.
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Center your energy...
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And stretch.
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Nice, right?
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They ship the 3 pounders in
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from Ogunquit.
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Oh!
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I like the melted butter.
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So, listen.
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I have to thank you, LaRusso,
for inviting us.
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My wife and kid,
they love Lobster Night.
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But this country club?
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They revoke my membership,
son of a guns!
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I know, and frankly,
I don't like
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how they handled that,
Armand, I mean,
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it's a stupid rule,
if you ask me.
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That's what I said.
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This is the entire reason
we wear flip-flops
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in the shower, am I right?
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Mm-hmm!
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Look, Armand,
most of these people here,
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their money comes
from mommy and daddy.
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You and me, we earned this.
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So when it comes to business
in the Valley,
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it's in our interest
to look out for each other.
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Oh...so it's not only
the lobster
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that's being buttered up, huh?
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Tell me,
what can Armand do for you?
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By the way, thanks for coming.
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Thought you were gonna be out
with your friends tonight.
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Yeah, um, I don't know.
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Yas and Moon haven't been
returning my texts.
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We were supposed to go
to a concert together.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And then I saw this.
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- Suck it, bitches!
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Yeah, maybe it's better that
you're not there with them.
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Anyway, we're always happy
to have--
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Anthony!
Stop drinking the butter!
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I'm gonna...get your brother.
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My dad owns buildings.
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My dad owns cars.
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My dad makes more money
than your dad.
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My dad knows karate
and could kill your dad.
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So let's talk
real estate.
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I might be looking
at a new location,
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and if some land
were to become available...
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You want me
to tell you
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before I tell
Mr. Tom Cole, huh?
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I heard you guys had argument.
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You kicked a hot cup of coffee
from his hand.
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It was a boba.
It's like a tea.
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It's got these chunks
of tapioca, it...
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- Mm.
- It doesn't matter, really.
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So, you want me
to scratch your balls.
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How you going to scratch
my balls?
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That's not the expression,
but let's just say
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I might be able to get you
reinstated here at the club.
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All I want is first crack
at any properties
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you're looking to sell
in Reseda.
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Reseda? I only have
one strip mall in Reseda.
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On Victory Boulevard.
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Victory...oh, that's right,
the one with the, uh,
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the karate dojo in it, right?
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Uh, yeah, uh,
Snake Karate or something.
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I don't know.
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Ever thought of selling?
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- Hey, Mom.
- Hey.
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I went to Von's and got those
frozen pizzas that you like.
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Want to make dinner
and, uh, watch a movie?
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Oh, that's so sweet, honey.
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Um, I actually have to run
a couple of errands,
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but, uh, how about we do that
tomorrow night, okay?
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Yeah. Sure.
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If you're not too hungover.
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Hey.
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Okay, you caught me,
I am going out,
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but, you know what,
it is DineLA week, so.
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Mm.
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You meeting that guy
from the other night?
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Oh, God, that nerd?
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No, he was all bark
and no stick.
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Sorry, I know, that's, like,
super gross, but, listen,
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you don't realize how hard
it is to meet a good man.
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I mean,
just look at your father.
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That's what
we're working with here.
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Oh, did I mention that that
deadbeat came by to see me?
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No.
What'd he say?
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Mm, just some BS
about you moving in with him,
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as if he suddenly gives a shit.
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I'm sure it's just a scam
to get out of
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paying for child support.
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Well, I mean,
how do you know that?
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Trust me.
I know your father.
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Listen, I know that you're
super bummed out about tonight,
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but, um, you know,
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I'm trying to meet
that special someone.
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You're only getting older
and bigger,
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and sooner or later,
you're gonna leave me
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for a life
filled with excitement.
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You don't want to leave
your mama alone, do you?
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- No.
- Thanks, baby, I love you.
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- Bye.
- Love you too.
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What's the second rule
of the Way of the Fist?
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- Strike hard!
- That's right.
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There's only one reason
to hit someone.
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To inflict pain.
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Striking hard is about
giving your all.
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What the hell?
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No yoga till 5:00.
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No matter how bad you need it.
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I-I'm actually here for karate.
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I saw your website.
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It said that there was supposed
to be a session today.
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I appreciate you coming in,
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but there are no girls
in Cobra Kai.
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Why not?
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Same reason there aren't women
in the Army.
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Doesn't make sense.
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Sensei, I need to show
you something in the office.
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Don't give me
this "sexist" bullshit.
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All right, I'm just saying,
women aren't meant to fight.
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They have tiny, hollow bones.
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Aren't you desperate
for new students?
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Yes. But this isn't
a knitting class.
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This is a dojo.
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The kids at school
call her names,
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make fun of her.
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That's what happens
when you eat
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an entire box of Twinkies
every day.
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Her dad is Isaiah Robinson.
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Hall of Fame lineman
for the Chargers.
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Yeah, so you're saying
it's genetic?
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Her love for Twinkies
comes from her dad?
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No, I'm saying
her family's loaded!
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All right, and she's
a paying customer.
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But you don't need
the money, right?
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Okay, take off your shoes.
Hop on the mat.
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Okay, after further review,
I've decided
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to allow female students.
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But if you want to be
in Cobra Kai,
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you can't act like a girl.
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What do you mean?
How do girls act?
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Oh, don't give me that--
you know, all emotional,
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loud, complain-y,
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never letting you
finish a sentence.
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Well, I know a few guys
who act just--
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Quiet!
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My student tells me
you've been harassed at school.
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Yeah.
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Mostly online.
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I get mean texts and emails
sent to me.
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Makes me not want to go.
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And who sends you
these messages?
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Well, they're mostly anonymous.
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These kids create
fake accounts,
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and they tell me things
like I'm ugly
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and that I should kill myself.
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Oh, my God.
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What a bunch of pussies.
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Back in my day,
if you wanted to tease someone,
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you did it to their face.
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There was honor, respect.
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These geeks hiding
behind their computers,
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what a bunch
of spineless losers.
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You're not afraid
of these losers, are you?
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No.
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Are you gonna take shit
from these losers?
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No.
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Good,
because when I'm done with you,
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you're gonna be sending
a message back,
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only it's not gonna be
with your keyboard.
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It's gonna be with your fists.
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Armand, come on.
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I'll give you 10%
over market rate.
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That's a great deal.
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Uh, yeah,
it's a great deal.
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Maybe too great, huh?
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I don't know what you see
in the Reseda.
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It's a shithole.
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Just call it nostalgia.
I grew up there.
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Well, then,
you know it's horrible.
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Ugh, and so is this,
uh, boba-moba tea.
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I don't like it.
The straw's screwy.
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I almost choked.
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Look, if Reseda's so bad,
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why not sell me the strip mall?
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I want to invest
in my old community.
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Eh, I'm smelling
some kind of bullshit.
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You know? I think you have
another reason you want it.
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I don't know what the hell
you're talking about.
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And, frankly, I don't know
why you care.
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The mall down the street
gets more than twice the rent.
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You're not even charging
market rate.
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You calling me stupid, LaRusso?
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I'm just letting you
know the truth, Armand.
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I'm scratching your balls.
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Thank you very much,
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but I can scratch
my own balls.
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I didn't get this far
trusting a car salesman, huh?
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- No deal.
- Fine.
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Then, enjoy pissing
in your own shower, Armand.
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Everybody does it!
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My mom gave me this weed
for my birthday,
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and she says it's, like,
lower in calories or something.
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Felt that one.
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Oh, ew.
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A homeless person.
Don't look.
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I feel bad not looking at her.
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Oh, my God.
We just made eye contact.
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Great,
now she's coming over.
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- You see what you've done?
- What do we do?
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Just take out your phone
and act like you're texting.
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Hey, open up
and give me money!
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Oh, my...
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I ain't gonna hurt ya.
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Lock the doors.
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That'll look bad doing that
right in front of her.
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You want her
hopping in the back seat,
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smearing shit everywhere
and slicing your throat,
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be my guest.
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What the hell, Sam?
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We thought you were
a poor person!
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Why have you guys
been avoiding me?
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Why do you think?
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Kyler told us what you said.
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Wait, what did he say?
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I didn't take notes,
but pretty much
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that you think
you're better than us.
253
00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:30,780
You were no one
before we let you in.
254
00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:32,816
You didn't even electrolocize.
255
00:12:32,851 --> 00:12:35,121
I never said a word
about either of you.
256
00:12:35,153 --> 00:12:36,593
That's not what went down.
257
00:12:36,621 --> 00:12:39,491
Oh, Kyler told us
what went down.
258
00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:41,625
And who went down.
259
00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:44,160
And in a movie theater?
That's yucky.
260
00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:49,840
Whatever Kyler told you
was a lie.
261
00:12:49,868 --> 00:12:51,438
Sam, just say you're sorry,
262
00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:53,000
and we can all
be friends again.
263
00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:56,778
Or don't and get the hell
out of Moon's car.
264
00:12:59,678 --> 00:13:02,248
Enjoy puking out
your burritos, Yas.
265
00:13:04,082 --> 00:13:05,622
Hey,
don't leave the door open!
266
00:13:05,651 --> 00:13:06,681
You're gonna get us killed!
267
00:13:06,718 --> 00:13:08,258
Wait, you've been purging
268
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:09,987
and not telling me?
269
00:13:10,021 --> 00:13:11,691
Okay, let's see what you got,
Ms. Robinson.
270
00:13:11,723 --> 00:13:14,393
Face me. Bow.
271
00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:16,796
Face each other. Bow.
272
00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:19,399
Mr. Diaz, show her
everything you've learned.
273
00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:22,531
Uh, whoa, wait, I don't think
this is right, Sensei.
274
00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:23,768
You don't think what's right?
275
00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:25,542
She's a girl, I'm not gonna...
276
00:13:25,570 --> 00:13:29,270
And? I thought you said
women were equal to men.
277
00:13:29,307 --> 00:13:30,947
I did say that.
I didn't mean it like that.
278
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:32,006
I meant that she--
279
00:13:32,044 --> 00:13:33,244
All right,
show her women are equal.
280
00:13:33,278 --> 00:13:34,948
- Give her everything you got.
- Wait.
281
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,120
I just want to remind everyone
this is my first day.
282
00:13:37,148 --> 00:13:38,788
Your enemies don't care
what day it is.
283
00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:40,317
They prey on weakness.
284
00:13:40,352 --> 00:13:42,222
If you want to beat them,
you gotta conquer your fears
285
00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:44,554
and jump face first
into the fire.
286
00:13:45,557 --> 00:13:47,757
Now, are you ready,
Ms. Robinson?
287
00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:49,893
- I guess.
- Mr. Diaz.
288
00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:52,563
Fight!
289
00:13:56,802 --> 00:13:58,942
Don't just stand there.
Fight!
290
00:14:02,774 --> 00:14:04,444
I'm sorry.
291
00:14:06,211 --> 00:14:07,751
Oh, my God, Aisha,
are you okay?
292
00:14:07,779 --> 00:14:09,579
I'm so sorry.
293
00:14:09,614 --> 00:14:11,354
Come on.
294
00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:13,253
Ugh!
295
00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:24,498
Girl's a natural Cobra.
296
00:14:24,529 --> 00:14:26,669
You can't do this!
297
00:14:26,698 --> 00:14:28,198
All right.
Students, wait here.
298
00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:30,233
Diaz,
you're in charge.
299
00:14:33,438 --> 00:14:35,338
This is wrong, I've been
a tenant here for ten years!
300
00:14:35,373 --> 00:14:37,013
And ten years
you don't pay more rent!
301
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,442
Shut up--
302
00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:42,018
Quiet!
303
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,317
I'm trying to run a karate dojo
next door.
304
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,524
Look, this cabrón's trying
to double our rent.
305
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,053
I just trying to make
the market value, that's all.
306
00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:51,619
How am I supposed to pay
double rent?
307
00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:53,827
I don't know, you can't pay,
I get other tenant!
308
00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:54,929
Aw...
309
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,930
Come on, Roland,
let's go.
310
00:14:56,962 --> 00:14:58,762
You see?
You have to be tough.
311
00:14:58,797 --> 00:15:00,967
- You're a big man, Dad.
- Thank you.
312
00:15:20,218 --> 00:15:23,618
Okay, shh, be quiet.
You be quiet.
313
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,156
You be quiet!
314
00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:27,990
You be quiet.
315
00:15:28,026 --> 00:15:30,766
Okay, boss man.
I like how you take charge.
316
00:15:30,796 --> 00:15:33,836
Hey, gotta be an alpha to work
at TBS biz affairs, right?
317
00:15:33,865 --> 00:15:35,235
Yeah, you do.
318
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,607
Okay, be quiet,
my son is sleeping.
319
00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:39,136
- Okay.
- Okay.
320
00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:54,989
Yeah.
321
00:15:55,019 --> 00:15:56,289
This is all pretty much trash.
322
00:15:56,321 --> 00:15:57,721
You want to throw it away here
323
00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:59,656
or take it home and toss it?
324
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,562
This is a classic
swimsuit edition.
325
00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:03,633
Elle MacPherson in her prime.
326
00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:07,062
Yeah, if it were mint,
I'd throw you 5 bucks,
327
00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:09,069
but this is, uh,
328
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:12,470
let's just say, well-loved.
329
00:16:14,372 --> 00:16:16,112
All right,
what about the Nintendo?
330
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:17,911
It's an Atari.
331
00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:20,943
Normally, I'd offer you
20 bucks and flip it
332
00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:22,949
to some douchebag hipster
who wanders in,
333
00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:25,051
but my rent just went up,
334
00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:28,223
so I'll give you a ten-spot
if it helps you out.
335
00:16:29,821 --> 00:16:31,161
All right.
336
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:32,930
I didn't want to
have to do this.
337
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:34,798
I know gold's been going up.
338
00:16:34,826 --> 00:16:36,596
And I don't want to
sell 'em all.
339
00:16:36,628 --> 00:16:39,868
Just tell me how many I need to
part with to get 1,200 bucks.
340
00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:41,398
Okay. Let's see.
How many you got?
341
00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:43,233
Six. 12.
342
00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:45,238
18.
343
00:16:54,112 --> 00:16:55,512
Okay, yeah.
344
00:16:55,546 --> 00:16:57,616
If you happen to have
60,000 more of these
345
00:16:57,649 --> 00:16:59,119
lying around somewhere,
346
00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:00,651
I think we can work
something out.
347
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:01,986
What?
This is solid gold.
348
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:04,420
Gold-plated.
349
00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:07,196
Got a certificate
of authenticity.
350
00:17:07,225 --> 00:17:08,195
Ooh.
351
00:17:08,226 --> 00:17:09,526
Mm, that's a nice one.
352
00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:12,661
They even put an eagle on there
and everything.
353
00:17:12,697 --> 00:17:13,797
All right, you know what?
354
00:17:16,567 --> 00:17:20,807
You just lost an opportunity
of a lifetime.
355
00:18:17,028 --> 00:18:18,498
Got any red
spray paint?
356
00:18:18,529 --> 00:18:20,469
Uh, yeah.
Keep it in the back.
357
00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:22,169
Otherwise,
the kids will steal it.
358
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,570
I got
a little art project.
359
00:18:23,601 --> 00:18:27,111
Big canvas,
right on Ventura Boulevard.
360
00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:29,639
Yeah, uh...
watch it for me, will ya?
361
00:18:29,674 --> 00:18:31,444
Yeah, no problem.
Thank you.
362
00:18:36,781 --> 00:18:38,681
What's going on?
363
00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:41,217
Oh, just checking out
the neighborhood.
364
00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:42,853
I was actually
considering
365
00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:44,888
opening up a dealership
on this side of town,
366
00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:47,263
but now I don't know, man.
367
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,632
The rent seems to be going
crazy out of control.
368
00:18:49,660 --> 00:18:51,930
Frankly, I don't know
how you afford it,
369
00:18:51,963 --> 00:18:54,533
small business like yours--
more-more power to you.
370
00:18:54,565 --> 00:18:56,565
You know, on second thought,
I don't need the paint.
371
00:18:56,601 --> 00:18:58,141
I'm sorry,
I'll just take the gum here,
372
00:18:58,169 --> 00:19:02,079
and, uh, put that guy's beer
on my tab.
373
00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:03,777
Looks like he's had
a rough day.
374
00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:17,960
- Ooh, the 2013?
- Yeah.
375
00:19:17,989 --> 00:19:19,319
Somebody's in a good mood.
376
00:19:19,357 --> 00:19:22,327
Well, somebody
got some payback.
377
00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:23,861
Aww, Daniel,
do you really think
378
00:19:23,895 --> 00:19:26,735
it's a good idea
to start a war with Tom Cole?
379
00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:27,965
What? Oh, no, no, no.
380
00:19:27,999 --> 00:19:30,469
It turns out Tom Cole
was not the one
381
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,042
who messed with the billboard.
382
00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:33,870
It was Johnny Lawrence.
383
00:19:33,905 --> 00:19:37,445
After 30 years, I thought
that guy mighta changed,
384
00:19:37,475 --> 00:19:40,575
but he's still the same prick
he was back in high school.
385
00:19:40,612 --> 00:19:44,052
Guy thinks he can bring
Cobra Kai back to the Valley?
386
00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:46,952
- Not on my watch.
- What did you do?
387
00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:50,385
I told Zarkarian I wanted to
buy that Cobra Kai strip mall.
388
00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:52,492
W-why would you do that?
389
00:19:52,523 --> 00:19:54,893
What do you want with
a crappy strip mall in Reseda?
390
00:19:54,926 --> 00:19:56,096
This is--
no, no, no, no.
391
00:19:56,127 --> 00:19:57,327
No, no, no.
You're gonna love this.
392
00:19:57,361 --> 00:19:58,461
I wasn't really gonna buy it.
393
00:19:58,496 --> 00:20:00,166
I just wanted
to tweak Zarkarian
394
00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:02,238
so he would jack up the rent,
and it worked
395
00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:04,407
'cause now Cobra Kai
is gonna have to shut down.
396
00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:06,266
Can I have yours?
This is delicious.
397
00:20:06,304 --> 00:20:08,044
Wait, wait, wait,
you're telling me
398
00:20:08,072 --> 00:20:11,512
that the whole Zarkarian dinner
was just some convoluted plot
399
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:14,643
so you could raise the rent
on your childhood karate rival?
400
00:20:14,679 --> 00:20:16,749
I think
you're oversimplifying things.
401
00:20:16,781 --> 00:20:18,321
Well, what about the other
stores in the mall?
402
00:20:18,349 --> 00:20:20,389
I mean, did you even
consider them?
403
00:20:20,418 --> 00:20:23,418
Look, I don't know about
Johnny Lawrence or Cobra Kai.
404
00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:25,455
All I know is that
my husband is acting
405
00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:27,290
like a mental patient.
406
00:20:27,325 --> 00:20:30,365
I mean, embarrassing Sam
at the Halloween dance,
407
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,095
kicking Tom Cole, and now this?
408
00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:33,970
It's like ever since
that dojo opened,
409
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:35,299
you've been off.
410
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:38,533
The guy spray-painted
a dick on my face.
411
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,710
So what?
He's an asshole.
412
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:43,139
Don't let him turn you
into one.
413
00:20:43,174 --> 00:20:45,174
Look, I don't know
what you need
414
00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:47,850
to work this out--
therapy or acupuncture
415
00:20:47,879 --> 00:20:50,249
or some cross-country
motorcycle trip--
416
00:20:50,281 --> 00:20:51,981
all I know is,
I want the Danny LaRusso
417
00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:54,147
that I married to come back.
418
00:21:24,182 --> 00:21:26,382
Oh, don't even think about it.
419
00:21:26,417 --> 00:21:28,317
Come on, I need a place to sit.
420
00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:31,653
Oh...you can go sit
with Kyler.
421
00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:33,630
I hear he doesn't mind
that you suck.
422
00:21:44,836 --> 00:21:46,676
Think it's funny
to spread lies about me?
423
00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:49,975
What're you talking about?
We saw a movie, and that's it.
424
00:21:51,342 --> 00:21:53,312
Well, maybe I saw
a little bit more than you.
425
00:21:55,780 --> 00:21:58,680
Yeah, we heard you got
pretty choked up.
426
00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:07,591
Hey, guys.
427
00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:10,565
You know that billboard
with a big-ass dick on it?
428
00:22:10,595 --> 00:22:12,895
I guess Sam takes after
her dad.
429
00:22:18,369 --> 00:22:20,039
Hey, Kyler!
430
00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:26,011
Why don't you shut the hell up
and stop being such an asshole?
431
00:22:26,044 --> 00:22:27,644
Want another beatdown, 'Rhea?
432
00:22:29,781 --> 00:22:31,721
I'm ready for your lame-ass
karate this time.
433
00:22:33,218 --> 00:22:34,958
It's not lame-ass karate.
434
00:22:36,421 --> 00:22:38,191
It's Cobra Kai.
435
00:22:48,967 --> 00:22:50,297
Whoo!
436
00:22:54,405 --> 00:22:55,705
No mercy!
437
00:23:36,381 --> 00:23:37,751
Hey! Hey!
438
00:23:37,782 --> 00:23:40,122
Get down from there right now!
439
00:23:45,356 --> 00:23:46,556
All four of them?
440
00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:48,231
- Yeah.
- Even that big dumb one?
441
00:23:48,259 --> 00:23:50,999
Yeah, it all happened so fast.
Everything just came together.
442
00:23:51,029 --> 00:23:53,869
I was blocking. I anticipated.
I slithered.
443
00:23:55,399 --> 00:23:57,199
Your mom's gonna kill
both of us.
444
00:23:57,235 --> 00:23:58,465
Well, she would if she knew.
445
00:23:58,502 --> 00:24:00,902
When my school called,
my ya-ya answered.
446
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:03,909
Never seen her so proud.
She won't talk.
447
00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:06,682
All right, so let me
get this straight.
448
00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:11,483
You took all the lessons
I taught you,
449
00:24:11,516 --> 00:24:13,956
and you used them
to straight-up
450
00:24:13,985 --> 00:24:16,925
beat the shit
out of those punks?
451
00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:18,125
Well, yeah.
452
00:24:19,924 --> 00:24:21,124
Follow me.
453
00:24:26,230 --> 00:24:28,330
I wore this when I was training
for my first tournament
454
00:24:28,366 --> 00:24:29,706
back in '81.
455
00:24:30,468 --> 00:24:32,808
I want you to have it.
456
00:24:34,372 --> 00:24:36,342
Are you sure?
457
00:24:36,374 --> 00:24:38,814
Hell, yeah.
You earned it.
458
00:24:45,716 --> 00:24:48,456
That's it.
It's the best thing I've got.
459
00:24:48,486 --> 00:24:50,556
Thank you so much, Sensei.
460
00:25:29,127 --> 00:25:31,097
Hey, Mr. Miyagi.
461
00:25:32,263 --> 00:25:33,533
I know it's been a few months,
462
00:25:33,564 --> 00:25:35,834
but better late than never,
right?
463
00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:43,306
I've been thinking about you
a lot lately.
464
00:25:43,341 --> 00:25:44,471
I, um...
465
00:25:46,577 --> 00:25:49,377
You know, it's...
it's funny.
466
00:25:49,414 --> 00:25:53,014
When I was a kid, you seemed to
always have all the answers,
467
00:25:53,050 --> 00:25:54,850
and I guess I thought
when I got older,
468
00:25:54,885 --> 00:25:57,185
I'd have it all
figured out too.
469
00:25:58,623 --> 00:26:02,863
But now I just...
feel like I'm clueless.
470
00:26:05,163 --> 00:26:06,793
Makes me wonder,
was it different for you,
471
00:26:06,831 --> 00:26:09,271
or were you just better
at hiding it?
472
00:26:10,868 --> 00:26:13,538
Maybe that was it, huh?
473
00:26:16,774 --> 00:26:20,244
I feel like lately
I've let my anger take control.
474
00:26:20,277 --> 00:26:23,347
You know me, I've always been
a bit of a hothead, so...
475
00:26:30,921 --> 00:26:33,191
I really wish you could
be here right now.
476
00:27:11,329 --> 00:27:13,429
Daniel-san.
477
00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:16,735
You remember lesson
about balance?
478
00:27:17,768 --> 00:27:19,738
- Yeah.
- Mm.
479
00:27:19,771 --> 00:27:22,311
Lesson not just
480
00:27:22,340 --> 00:27:24,880
karate only.
481
00:27:24,909 --> 00:27:27,449
Lesson for whole life.
482
00:27:29,513 --> 00:27:30,753
Whole life.
483
00:27:30,782 --> 00:27:33,452
Have balance.
484
00:27:33,484 --> 00:27:36,554
Everything be better.
485
00:27:36,588 --> 00:27:38,888
Understand?
486
00:27:38,923 --> 00:27:40,693
Yeah.
487
00:27:43,294 --> 00:27:44,894
I understand.
488
00:27:47,131 --> 00:27:50,401
Look,
you'll get your damn rent.
489
00:27:50,434 --> 00:27:51,674
No, I don't have it now.
490
00:27:51,703 --> 00:27:52,773
As I'm saying,
I'm working on it.
491
00:27:52,804 --> 00:27:54,044
I got a plan.
492
00:27:58,810 --> 00:28:00,810
Hey, I'm gonna call you back.
493
00:28:25,336 --> 00:28:26,976
Looks like we're in business.
494
00:29:26,998 --> 00:29:30,698
Wow, this is an impressive
high school transcript.
495
00:29:30,735 --> 00:29:32,805
Why do you want to sweep up
around here?
496
00:29:32,836 --> 00:29:34,736
Shouldn't you be in college?
497
00:29:34,772 --> 00:29:37,212
Just taking some time off
to figure things out.
498
00:29:37,241 --> 00:29:39,981
This is exactly
where I want to be.
499
00:29:40,010 --> 00:29:42,810
Okay. Well, I'd love for you
to meet my husband,
500
00:29:42,847 --> 00:29:44,347
but he's taking a personal day.
501
00:29:44,982 --> 00:29:46,252
Can you start Monday?
502
00:29:46,283 --> 00:29:47,983
Absolutely.
503
00:29:48,018 --> 00:29:49,988
Well, welcome to
the LaRusso family.
504
00:31:27,885 --> 00:31:29,055
Yah!
505
00:31:29,086 --> 00:31:30,626
Are you sure
you're right-handed?
506
00:31:30,655 --> 00:31:32,225
Yah!
You can do better than that.
507
00:31:32,256 --> 00:31:33,656
You got weight, use it.
Ready?
508
00:31:33,691 --> 00:31:35,731
Yah!
Nice shirt.
509
00:31:35,759 --> 00:31:38,029
- Thanks.
- I'm joking, it sucks.
510
00:31:38,061 --> 00:31:39,901
Try not to be so hard on them?
511
00:31:39,931 --> 00:31:42,331
Oh, come on, Diaz,
they're a bunch of losers.
512
00:31:42,366 --> 00:31:44,536
Yeah, well, some of
those losers are my friends.
513
00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:45,969
And they're your students.
514
00:31:46,003 --> 00:31:47,973
You wanted a full dojo,
you got one.
515
00:31:48,005 --> 00:31:50,105
Not full like that.
516
00:31:50,141 --> 00:31:51,441
How's the new kid working out?
517
00:31:51,475 --> 00:31:53,445
Oh, great.
We got a bunch of stuff
518
00:31:53,477 --> 00:31:55,777
piled up for weeks--
inventory, sticker swaps.
519
00:31:55,813 --> 00:31:57,683
Kid knocked most of it out
before lunch.
520
00:31:57,714 --> 00:31:59,154
Keep up the good work.
521
00:31:59,182 --> 00:32:00,952
My dad hates his guts.
522
00:32:00,984 --> 00:32:02,554
When he finds out
I'm working for him,
523
00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:04,287
he's gonna lose his shit.
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