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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:37,307 --> 00:01:40,424 BULGARIAN BORDER, 10 SEPT. 1918 2 00:01:56,849 --> 00:01:59,468 Relax! Coffee's on the way. 3 00:02:09,099 --> 00:02:12,132 It's nothing! Stay put, Ferrandière. 4 00:02:12,516 --> 00:02:16,095 It's just the 9 o'clock mail. Sleep, sleep! 5 00:02:21,682 --> 00:02:23,472 Who ordered that flare? 6 00:02:23,641 --> 00:02:25,264 Something moved, sir. 7 00:02:25,432 --> 00:02:26,676 Just a rat. 8 00:02:38,974 --> 00:02:42,422 I could've wiped you and your slackers out. 9 00:02:42,599 --> 00:02:46,640 My boys never sniffle, cough, or get snagged on the wire. 10 00:02:46,807 --> 00:02:50,671 Warn us next time, or you may get shot like rabbits. 11 00:02:50,849 --> 00:02:54,215 20 minutes to get up before the moon clears the ridge. 12 00:02:54,891 --> 00:02:57,047 You mucked up the ravine with your patrols again. 13 00:02:57,224 --> 00:02:59,179 I've got to use the left gully now. 14 00:02:59,349 --> 00:03:00,890 Going up Socrates? 15 00:03:01,641 --> 00:03:05,053 I sent a runner over to Hill 915 yesterday. 16 00:03:05,224 --> 00:03:08,672 He never arrived. If you spot the body, let me know. 17 00:03:08,849 --> 00:03:12,594 Send up as many flares as usual tonight. 18 00:03:12,974 --> 00:03:17,181 If any man fires a shot too many, he answers to me! 19 00:03:35,057 --> 00:03:36,467 You making that racket? 20 00:03:36,641 --> 00:03:38,181 Malaria, sir. It'll pass. 21 00:03:38,349 --> 00:03:39,379 Stay here. 22 00:03:39,557 --> 00:03:40,552 Stay here! 23 00:03:40,974 --> 00:03:42,052 That's rotten! 24 00:03:51,807 --> 00:03:52,921 De Scève... 25 00:03:53,099 --> 00:03:54,426 Where's Conan? 26 00:03:55,557 --> 00:03:57,299 Went up 20 minutes ago. 27 00:03:57,474 --> 00:03:58,671 He forgot me! 28 00:03:58,891 --> 00:04:01,842 He likes you. He didn't want to turn you down. 29 00:04:02,016 --> 00:04:03,841 - I look dumb. - You look dumb. 30 00:04:13,807 --> 00:04:16,378 Did the mess get any mutton in? 31 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:22,680 My men got dysentery from that frozen Aussie rabbit. 32 00:04:22,849 --> 00:04:24,507 What's Conan up to? 33 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:28,301 Takes time to get up there, sir. 34 00:04:29,307 --> 00:04:32,720 The Senegalese moan they eat too much mutton. 35 00:04:32,891 --> 00:04:34,846 And us, nothing since Christmas! 36 00:04:35,849 --> 00:04:38,219 The niggers have it better than us! 37 00:05:17,557 --> 00:05:19,465 Where are the prisoners? 38 00:05:36,099 --> 00:05:39,630 You'll pay for this! C'mon, you bastards! 39 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:41,181 What? We're going back? 40 00:05:56,766 --> 00:05:58,803 You took a while, but bravo! 41 00:05:58,974 --> 00:06:02,091 Yeah, congratulate 'em... The buzzards! 42 00:06:02,266 --> 00:06:05,264 I'd like to re-arrange a few mugs! 43 00:06:05,474 --> 00:06:06,848 Fuckin' bastards! 44 00:06:08,057 --> 00:06:10,214 We forgot to take prisoners! 45 00:06:10,391 --> 00:06:12,216 Aren't those two there Bulgarians? 46 00:06:12,891 --> 00:06:14,716 Sure. We went back for 'em. 47 00:06:19,391 --> 00:06:20,800 He'll chew me out! 48 00:06:21,016 --> 00:06:22,592 You lucky. War over. 49 00:06:22,766 --> 00:06:23,879 Drink this. 50 00:06:25,849 --> 00:06:27,674 I don't get you, but I can guess... 51 00:06:27,849 --> 00:06:28,714 Shut up! 52 00:06:29,057 --> 00:06:30,847 Here, Rouzic... It's his loss. 53 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:32,882 A bit late for quinine, Mahut! 54 00:06:33,641 --> 00:06:35,880 We got our wires crossed. 55 00:06:38,391 --> 00:06:39,848 Watch how you clods hold him! 56 00:06:40,016 --> 00:06:41,508 Keep his head up! 57 00:06:42,641 --> 00:06:46,586 Easy, son! We'll take care of you. I'll see to it. 58 00:06:46,766 --> 00:06:48,507 Carry him like the Holy Grail. 59 00:06:55,349 --> 00:06:57,256 How do you say "disinfectant"? 60 00:07:04,141 --> 00:07:05,882 Really, it's the same? 61 00:07:06,057 --> 00:07:07,716 And "antiseptic"? 62 00:07:11,891 --> 00:07:14,214 Rouzic can bring your mail. 63 00:07:14,391 --> 00:07:15,421 Thanks, sir. 64 00:07:15,599 --> 00:07:19,379 Don't thank me. Mail doesn't automatically mean good news. 65 00:07:19,557 --> 00:07:23,089 Why, only last week I got dumped by a fiancée. 66 00:07:23,266 --> 00:07:24,972 Only got six left now! 67 00:07:25,974 --> 00:07:27,171 Here's to you, old man! 68 00:07:27,432 --> 00:07:31,343 I can't use him now. He'll be soldiering in a month. 69 00:07:31,516 --> 00:07:32,215 So? 70 00:07:32,391 --> 00:07:34,381 My job's not fighting, it's butchery. 71 00:07:34,557 --> 00:07:36,963 A bum shoulder and you're out. 72 00:07:37,266 --> 00:07:38,889 You go to staff college? 73 00:07:39,141 --> 00:07:42,885 No loss. A lot of shirkers who bust your chops! 74 00:07:44,599 --> 00:07:48,640 If our hours don't suit you, gentlemen, please let us know. 75 00:07:48,807 --> 00:07:51,130 We'll be honored to conform to yours. 76 00:07:51,849 --> 00:07:52,927 Sir, I... 77 00:07:53,099 --> 00:07:56,299 My fault, sir. I was visiting my wounded. 78 00:07:56,474 --> 00:07:59,093 But our young friend wasn't. 79 00:07:59,641 --> 00:08:01,098 I took him along. 80 00:08:01,266 --> 00:08:04,098 He's good with words. I get into a muddle. 81 00:08:04,432 --> 00:08:06,672 You don't do so badly. 82 00:08:06,849 --> 00:08:08,176 Well, sit down. 83 00:08:14,016 --> 00:08:15,213 Your wounded...? 84 00:08:15,724 --> 00:08:18,094 OK, but Perrin's got to transfer. 85 00:08:18,641 --> 00:08:19,304 Good soldier? 86 00:08:19,474 --> 00:08:20,931 Try him. First-rate. 87 00:08:21,432 --> 00:08:22,427 Major? 88 00:08:23,266 --> 00:08:24,640 Work it out between you. 89 00:08:25,266 --> 00:08:26,758 Don't let it get cold. 90 00:08:27,266 --> 00:08:30,264 Ageing potatoes, like bashful virgins, 91 00:08:30,432 --> 00:08:33,763 need to be warmed up for consumption. 92 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:39,174 Sorry, sir, but the hospital visit upset our stomachs. 93 00:08:40,224 --> 00:08:41,847 Smell of ether, likely. 94 00:08:51,432 --> 00:08:53,506 Sure, he knows I'm riding him, 95 00:08:53,682 --> 00:08:57,048 but I won't pretend their glop tastes like chocolate. 96 00:08:57,224 --> 00:08:58,468 We're getting eggs. 97 00:08:58,682 --> 00:09:00,389 When they grow wings. 98 00:09:00,557 --> 00:09:02,513 That's just like you, sir! 99 00:09:04,724 --> 00:09:06,133 Watch the wire. 100 00:09:10,266 --> 00:09:12,386 It either rings or it explodes. 101 00:09:13,057 --> 00:09:15,890 No scream. It's rabbit stew tonight! 102 00:09:16,057 --> 00:09:17,171 And a scream? 103 00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:19,340 Depends... Boche or Bulgarian. 104 00:09:31,849 --> 00:09:33,555 I've got the runs, sir! 105 00:09:33,724 --> 00:09:35,051 Try some Pernod. 106 00:09:38,099 --> 00:09:39,924 Ass down, Rabier! 107 00:09:40,557 --> 00:09:44,847 Come eat now, sir, before it's overcooked. 108 00:09:45,016 --> 00:09:47,634 Be right in. We have a guest. 109 00:09:47,807 --> 00:09:50,260 Hey, boys, this is Lt. Norbert! 110 00:10:02,849 --> 00:10:07,885 I added stuffing: Olives and onions, breadcrumbs and bacon. 111 00:10:08,224 --> 00:10:11,839 Some wine! Don't speak Breton with our friend here. 112 00:10:12,974 --> 00:10:13,839 Rouzic... 113 00:10:14,599 --> 00:10:16,922 If they were all like him, we'd still be living in caves. 114 00:10:17,099 --> 00:10:18,889 But he's a real fighter! 115 00:10:20,391 --> 00:10:22,630 Know Hill 818? The little stream? 116 00:10:22,807 --> 00:10:25,474 He went to wash my socks and came back 117 00:10:25,641 --> 00:10:30,345 nudging a Bulgarian! He wanted to give him a drink. Took him for a Greek! 118 00:10:30,599 --> 00:10:32,755 How could I tell he wasn't Greek? 119 00:10:36,099 --> 00:10:37,343 Cushy, no? 120 00:10:37,766 --> 00:10:39,721 Not for all tastes, though. 121 00:10:39,891 --> 00:10:43,339 De Scève calls this place... the barbarian's cave. 122 00:10:44,266 --> 00:10:46,671 Bordeaux. Real Bordeaux! 123 00:10:47,099 --> 00:10:50,511 Courtesy of the Brits. I wanted to buy a case... No way. 124 00:10:50,682 --> 00:10:53,218 So I swiped two without paying. 125 00:10:54,224 --> 00:10:56,795 There's a nibble of stew left... 126 00:10:56,974 --> 00:10:57,922 Let's have it. 127 00:10:58,224 --> 00:10:59,882 No, it's too much. 128 00:11:00,349 --> 00:11:01,463 It's venison! 129 00:11:02,141 --> 00:11:04,676 Big fat General Berthelot would give 130 00:11:04,849 --> 00:11:06,756 his kepi just to suck the bones! 131 00:11:07,849 --> 00:11:08,761 A taste, then. 132 00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:16,927 How do you manage? The army's starved. 133 00:11:17,099 --> 00:11:18,757 Special diet, you mean? 134 00:11:18,932 --> 00:11:21,053 But our work's special. 135 00:11:21,224 --> 00:11:24,008 You'd find it hard to stomach. 136 00:11:25,266 --> 00:11:28,631 My father said: "Use what God puts in your pack." 137 00:11:28,807 --> 00:11:31,177 Me, I strike hard and fast. Always! 138 00:11:31,349 --> 00:11:32,546 While you... 139 00:11:32,724 --> 00:11:34,549 Say, let me see your pistol. 140 00:11:38,182 --> 00:11:39,213 I'll take a leak. 141 00:11:40,016 --> 00:11:42,339 The trigger's slack. 142 00:11:45,016 --> 00:11:46,841 You go with that redhead? 143 00:11:47,432 --> 00:11:49,968 Smart-ass! The farm near the Turks... 144 00:11:50,141 --> 00:11:52,676 Oh, right! I think I've seen her. 145 00:11:52,849 --> 00:11:56,795 Seen her? She gave two of my boys the clap. 146 00:11:57,557 --> 00:11:59,844 The clap? Oh, yeah? 147 00:12:01,266 --> 00:12:02,427 So maybe that's why... 148 00:12:02,599 --> 00:12:06,889 Your nose runs. Get her treated before she sinks the division. 149 00:12:07,057 --> 00:12:08,515 So that's why she's so cheap! 150 00:12:08,682 --> 00:12:13,672 The one I really wanted was the Greek girl from the bar. 151 00:12:15,724 --> 00:12:16,470 And...? 152 00:12:18,307 --> 00:12:20,878 She threw my money in my face. 153 00:12:24,349 --> 00:12:27,016 Leave this with me until tomorrow. 154 00:12:27,182 --> 00:12:28,095 We may move out. 155 00:12:28,266 --> 00:12:31,429 Lend him a gun. Anything beats a slingshot. 156 00:12:36,682 --> 00:12:39,384 I've got a Mauser in perfect shape. 157 00:12:41,057 --> 00:12:41,839 Perfect. 158 00:12:42,224 --> 00:12:43,338 Speak any Greek? 159 00:12:43,516 --> 00:12:45,257 Ancient Greek. Literary. 160 00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:46,878 Better than nothing... 161 00:12:50,141 --> 00:12:51,847 Tell her she resembles my sister. 162 00:12:52,849 --> 00:12:55,005 It puts 'em at ease. 163 00:12:58,891 --> 00:13:00,549 Nothing smutty, OK? 164 00:13:01,099 --> 00:13:02,426 My Greek won't do. 165 00:13:02,599 --> 00:13:03,878 Try English. 166 00:13:07,266 --> 00:13:09,422 Skip it, sonny. If she can manage, so can I. 167 00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:25,052 Midnight leave's up, lads. Back to camp. On the double! 168 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,589 Sir, is it true about the big push? 169 00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:33,882 Artillery's moving up and they're saying... 170 00:13:34,057 --> 00:13:37,055 I get it! The usual rubbish. 171 00:13:37,557 --> 00:13:40,472 Sorry to interrupt, sir... 172 00:13:40,641 --> 00:13:44,089 Just a minute. I'm paying my respects to the lady. 173 00:13:46,307 --> 00:13:48,713 Sit your pretty little ass down here. 174 00:13:49,599 --> 00:13:50,547 Got a room here? 175 00:14:16,807 --> 00:14:17,672 What happened? 176 00:14:17,849 --> 00:14:21,297 An attack on De Scève's sector. Pretty nasty. 177 00:14:21,474 --> 00:14:23,015 Shit! Conan! 178 00:14:25,724 --> 00:14:29,172 Lt. Norbert, 2nd Company. Get me the attack group. 179 00:14:30,849 --> 00:14:34,428 Send a man out to find Conan on the double! 180 00:14:34,599 --> 00:14:37,763 You can hang up. That knocked you for a loop, eh? 181 00:14:38,724 --> 00:14:41,722 They sent a motorbike while you were having kittens. 182 00:14:41,891 --> 00:14:43,928 Just when I was learning Greek! 183 00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:54,673 Better equipped than us! 184 00:14:54,932 --> 00:14:57,338 The Boche supplied 'em with new gear. 185 00:14:57,516 --> 00:15:01,296 Half our privates have holes in their trousers. Not these guys! 186 00:15:04,724 --> 00:15:08,136 There aren't only Buls... Must've been Boches too. 187 00:15:08,391 --> 00:15:09,220 Nasty show! 188 00:15:09,391 --> 00:15:11,428 De Scève didn't cop it with them. 189 00:15:11,599 --> 00:15:13,590 Must be a prisoner. We looked all over for him. 190 00:15:13,932 --> 00:15:15,804 You looked, but I'll find him. 191 00:15:15,974 --> 00:15:18,545 Sorry, Conan, but you're no longer on your own. 192 00:15:19,974 --> 00:15:22,379 The rumor was right: It's the big push. 193 00:15:22,557 --> 00:15:24,513 - Matter of hours. - Meaning? 194 00:15:24,682 --> 00:15:25,511 Your men join 195 00:15:25,682 --> 00:15:28,882 a machine-gun unit. You fight with the buddies. 196 00:15:29,057 --> 00:15:30,716 The buddies will have to adapt! 197 00:16:19,932 --> 00:16:21,555 It's hell up there! 198 00:17:36,599 --> 00:17:37,878 Your helmet! 199 00:18:45,141 --> 00:18:48,304 Get that phone line up. Faster! 200 00:19:46,432 --> 00:19:47,380 Keep going! 201 00:20:02,266 --> 00:20:03,723 Orders, sir! 202 00:20:05,266 --> 00:20:06,723 From the Colonel, sir! 203 00:20:15,391 --> 00:20:17,714 - Your name? - Riguiou, sir. 204 00:20:18,807 --> 00:20:20,265 You never saw me. 205 00:20:20,432 --> 00:20:21,214 What? 206 00:20:21,724 --> 00:20:23,181 Not seen, not found. 207 00:20:23,349 --> 00:20:27,177 If the Colonel ever says otherwise, you'll answer to me! 208 00:20:29,682 --> 00:20:31,092 I didn't see you? 209 00:20:31,266 --> 00:20:33,007 So I go back? Is that it? 210 00:20:33,182 --> 00:20:35,671 That's it, Riguiou, my boy. You go back. 211 00:20:38,057 --> 00:20:39,301 Hey, where you from? 212 00:20:39,474 --> 00:20:40,469 Paris suburbs. 213 00:20:40,641 --> 00:20:41,802 Go home. 214 00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:53,840 "Hold ridge and await orders." While the others run for it! My ass! 215 00:20:56,224 --> 00:20:57,338 Still there, Riguiou? 216 00:22:10,099 --> 00:22:12,931 Brandy and hot coffee ahead! 217 00:22:14,932 --> 00:22:16,176 Took your quinine? 218 00:25:00,891 --> 00:25:02,265 Careful, sir. 219 00:25:02,516 --> 00:25:04,423 They'll get you. 220 00:25:12,474 --> 00:25:14,879 I lost two brothers, sir! 221 00:25:45,641 --> 00:25:47,347 Go get 'em, Rouzic! 222 00:25:50,974 --> 00:25:52,716 Kill the bastards! 223 00:26:17,891 --> 00:26:18,921 Caboulet! 224 00:26:19,099 --> 00:26:22,014 Over here, sir! We lost two men. 225 00:26:29,224 --> 00:26:30,717 Kill 'em all! 226 00:26:30,891 --> 00:26:32,431 No prisoners! 227 00:27:11,557 --> 00:27:13,513 If I heard him right... 228 00:27:13,682 --> 00:27:15,305 He said "capitulato." 229 00:27:15,474 --> 00:27:17,216 Does that mean we go home? 230 00:27:17,391 --> 00:27:18,339 Who knows! 231 00:27:20,849 --> 00:27:22,010 My friends, 232 00:27:22,516 --> 00:27:26,047 I have a momentous announcement to make: 233 00:27:26,682 --> 00:27:29,716 Victory is ours on all fronts! 234 00:27:29,891 --> 00:27:34,595 Since the 11th of this month, the war has been over! 235 00:27:37,724 --> 00:27:38,505 It's about time! 236 00:27:38,766 --> 00:27:41,336 It was drying in the latrines, sir. 237 00:27:41,516 --> 00:27:43,423 That'll do! 238 00:27:45,391 --> 00:27:47,879 From General Pétain: 239 00:27:48,724 --> 00:27:53,714 "In the 52nd month of a war unprecedented in History, 240 00:27:55,432 --> 00:27:59,047 "the French army, with the aid of its allies, 241 00:27:59,516 --> 00:28:01,257 "vanguished the enemy..." 242 00:28:03,516 --> 00:28:04,677 Sir! 243 00:28:05,182 --> 00:28:07,588 Royer's got the runs worse than ever! 244 00:28:08,641 --> 00:28:11,094 OK, let him go. But on the sly! 245 00:28:11,266 --> 00:28:12,640 "...setting the example..." 246 00:28:13,266 --> 00:28:18,089 "of sublime endurance and daily heroism", 247 00:28:18,974 --> 00:28:23,133 "thus fulfilling the task entrusted to them by the Motherland." 248 00:28:26,432 --> 00:28:30,047 Despatch from Foch, 249 00:28:31,224 --> 00:28:32,800 of 12 November... 250 00:28:33,474 --> 00:28:34,635 1918. 251 00:28:36,141 --> 00:28:38,890 Don't forget. The main thing's the attack! 252 00:28:39,349 --> 00:28:41,423 We can't work miracles, but... 253 00:28:41,599 --> 00:28:44,763 Put your guts into it! Let's hear it! 254 00:28:44,974 --> 00:28:46,764 Don't make me look stupid! 255 00:28:47,557 --> 00:28:50,046 "...the greatest battle in History. 256 00:28:50,516 --> 00:28:51,843 "Take pride in it! 257 00:28:53,974 --> 00:28:56,095 "It is with immortal glory 258 00:28:56,682 --> 00:28:59,597 "that you have bedecked your flag. 259 00:28:59,766 --> 00:29:03,806 "Posterity shall remember you with gratitude." 260 00:29:04,391 --> 00:29:06,049 Signed: "Foch, 261 00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:09,880 "Commander-in-Chief of the Allied Forces." 262 00:29:10,766 --> 00:29:14,048 And may I add: Forces triumphant! 263 00:29:16,224 --> 00:29:17,385 And now, what? 264 00:29:17,766 --> 00:29:19,507 The regimental band, sir. 265 00:29:20,807 --> 00:29:21,838 Sir... 266 00:29:22,432 --> 00:29:24,423 I don't see Conan or his men. 267 00:29:24,599 --> 00:29:26,885 I exempted them. They're ill. 268 00:30:19,766 --> 00:30:21,970 What do you say to that, Rouzic, my boy? 269 00:30:22,141 --> 00:30:26,845 A bit of a muck-up, sir, but it's still victory. 270 00:30:34,349 --> 00:30:36,256 What's victory mean to you? 271 00:30:37,266 --> 00:30:41,211 Being able to lift my head without stopping a bullet. 272 00:30:44,432 --> 00:30:47,679 There's hope for you, Pop, if they don't eat you alive. 273 00:30:52,266 --> 00:30:55,714 Christ! Don't tell me you lost the ink pads! 274 00:30:56,057 --> 00:30:57,633 And the rubber stamps! 275 00:30:57,849 --> 00:30:59,840 This army mislays everything! 276 00:31:00,016 --> 00:31:02,718 But remember, sir... the Sokol Pass... 277 00:31:02,891 --> 00:31:04,300 2 mules in the river! 278 00:31:04,474 --> 00:31:06,299 I don't give a damn! 279 00:31:08,349 --> 00:31:10,055 How can I sign anything now? 280 00:31:10,432 --> 00:31:13,430 There are duplicates at HQ. Fetch them, dammit! 281 00:31:13,599 --> 00:31:17,095 And bring me clean puttees while you're at it. 282 00:31:17,266 --> 00:31:20,880 Sir, I found the movement orders and unit records. 283 00:31:21,057 --> 00:31:21,803 Right. 284 00:31:21,974 --> 00:31:26,133 I want a list of wounded, killed in action, by malaria... 285 00:31:26,307 --> 00:31:29,424 The War Office will decide on pensions later. 286 00:31:29,599 --> 00:31:30,428 And this? 287 00:31:35,141 --> 00:31:37,380 "Administration" is all done. Crates 34, 36... 288 00:31:37,557 --> 00:31:38,671 And 37, check! 289 00:31:38,849 --> 00:31:41,598 For "Stock", three crates: A, B, C... 290 00:31:42,349 --> 00:31:45,715 "Transfers and Promotions": Two red boxes. 291 00:31:45,891 --> 00:31:46,839 Here's one. 292 00:31:48,849 --> 00:31:49,761 There's the other! 293 00:31:49,932 --> 00:31:53,796 Citations. Died for France... "Granted" and "Rejected". 294 00:31:53,974 --> 00:31:56,379 One wood file, one metal file... 295 00:31:56,557 --> 00:31:58,015 Those go in the front car. 296 00:31:58,182 --> 00:32:00,469 - What is it? - Trainee drivers? 297 00:32:00,641 --> 00:32:02,927 This is archives, not personnel. 298 00:32:03,099 --> 00:32:05,552 - So what do I do? - Buzz off. 299 00:32:07,057 --> 00:32:08,384 Hey! Got any bread? 300 00:33:02,474 --> 00:33:05,258 "The neighbor's boy is taking this down. 301 00:33:05,432 --> 00:33:09,047 "I asked him to write in big letters..." I'm glad he did! 302 00:33:09,516 --> 00:33:12,716 "He was demobilized after being gassed. 303 00:33:12,891 --> 00:33:15,260 "He'd already been wounded twice. 304 00:33:15,432 --> 00:33:18,134 "Henriette's gotten thin as a rail. 305 00:33:18,307 --> 00:33:21,092 "She does a man's job and longs for you. 306 00:33:21,641 --> 00:33:26,345 "But we get by, which is a lot, seeing all the woe in the world. 307 00:33:26,516 --> 00:33:30,640 "Try not to fight too much. Leave it to your buddies. 308 00:33:30,807 --> 00:33:34,220 "You did your share in the Argonne. 309 00:33:34,391 --> 00:33:36,381 "I send you all my love. 310 00:33:36,557 --> 00:33:39,804 "Don't forget Henriette's birthday, the 23rd." 311 00:34:03,724 --> 00:34:05,430 Never waste water on washing. 312 00:34:05,599 --> 00:34:06,428 You drink... 313 00:34:07,807 --> 00:34:08,720 Spit... 314 00:34:09,182 --> 00:34:10,344 Face! 315 00:34:10,766 --> 00:34:11,760 Drink... 316 00:34:13,432 --> 00:34:14,510 Spit... 317 00:34:14,849 --> 00:34:15,879 Chest! 318 00:34:16,057 --> 00:34:17,005 Drink... 319 00:34:18,307 --> 00:34:19,302 Spit... 320 00:34:19,766 --> 00:34:20,927 Feet! 321 00:34:21,307 --> 00:34:23,381 Then, swallow what's left. 322 00:34:28,724 --> 00:34:31,805 It's my first leave in 28 months. 323 00:34:32,099 --> 00:34:35,050 I had my last one back in '16. 324 00:34:35,224 --> 00:34:39,846 But since the last 2 ships were torpedoed, nix! 325 00:34:40,016 --> 00:34:42,172 I hear we're going to Egypt. 326 00:34:42,432 --> 00:34:43,510 To see the Brits? 327 00:34:43,682 --> 00:34:45,756 I think we're in for a swell surprise. 328 00:34:47,307 --> 00:34:49,974 Look, Bulgaria's here. 329 00:34:50,182 --> 00:34:52,552 Sofia, our starting point. 330 00:34:53,266 --> 00:34:56,714 If we were headed for Greece, the sun'd be there. 331 00:34:56,891 --> 00:34:59,214 It's not Turkey, or it'd be there. 332 00:34:59,391 --> 00:35:00,504 The sun's back there! 333 00:35:00,682 --> 00:35:01,879 Right behind us! 334 00:35:02,599 --> 00:35:04,922 So we're headed west... 335 00:35:05,599 --> 00:35:07,969 Northwest... Belgrade... 336 00:35:08,724 --> 00:35:10,466 Italy by tomorrow night. 337 00:35:10,807 --> 00:35:11,636 After Italy... 338 00:35:11,807 --> 00:35:13,632 After Italy, Brittany! 339 00:35:18,724 --> 00:35:20,549 I'm cold and hungry. 340 00:36:10,641 --> 00:36:12,715 It's De Scève! C'mon! 341 00:36:15,057 --> 00:36:17,676 De Scève! Conan here! 342 00:36:19,057 --> 00:36:20,633 No detraining! 343 00:36:20,807 --> 00:36:22,845 Go tell it to you Momma! 344 00:36:27,432 --> 00:36:28,711 Come with us! 345 00:36:28,932 --> 00:36:32,796 I'll join up with you later. I'm staying with them. 346 00:36:32,974 --> 00:36:33,839 Wait! 347 00:36:38,932 --> 00:36:40,425 He's an odd one! 348 00:36:40,599 --> 00:36:42,056 He is what he is. 349 00:36:50,099 --> 00:36:52,339 He's not odd, he's saving face. 350 00:36:52,516 --> 00:36:54,257 Take it while it's hot. 351 00:36:55,016 --> 00:36:59,009 He'd wax his boots in the trench. We've seen him in rags! 352 00:36:59,182 --> 00:37:02,429 He's one of the rare career officers you respect. 353 00:37:03,224 --> 00:37:04,254 True. 354 00:37:04,432 --> 00:37:08,260 He had it easy in the Cavalry, well-connected and all. 355 00:37:08,432 --> 00:37:10,008 But he joins infantry! 356 00:37:10,182 --> 00:37:14,390 He comes from landed nobility. A viscount... in the infantry! 357 00:37:14,557 --> 00:37:16,216 A real soldier! 358 00:37:16,391 --> 00:37:17,339 Just like you. 359 00:37:17,516 --> 00:37:19,839 No, he's a soldier. I'm a warrior. 360 00:37:20,016 --> 00:37:21,213 Any difference? 361 00:37:21,724 --> 00:37:23,430 A wolf-dog's not a wolf. 362 00:37:25,141 --> 00:37:27,345 We may be going back to Salonika. 363 00:37:27,516 --> 00:37:30,467 Ménard says there's even ships waiting. 364 00:37:30,641 --> 00:37:32,347 What's Ménard know? 365 00:37:32,516 --> 00:37:35,086 Well... he's a cook! 366 00:37:50,599 --> 00:37:52,424 Bucharest! 367 00:37:53,641 --> 00:37:56,259 - You hear what I hear? - Bucharest! 368 00:37:56,432 --> 00:37:59,003 Bucharest... Romania, no? 369 00:37:59,182 --> 00:38:02,346 Nowhere near home! Didn't we lay bets? 370 00:38:02,974 --> 00:38:06,007 So, where's the sun now? 371 00:38:06,182 --> 00:38:07,426 You slug! 372 00:38:19,807 --> 00:38:23,588 What's a rifleman doing here? Lost his company? 373 00:38:23,849 --> 00:38:25,342 Lost your specs, Sergeant? 374 00:38:25,516 --> 00:38:26,713 Sorry, sir, I didn't... 375 00:38:26,932 --> 00:38:28,342 Drop it! And Bucharest? 376 00:38:28,516 --> 00:38:29,973 No food or drink... 377 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:31,005 And the skirts? 378 00:38:31,682 --> 00:38:33,803 From that angle, can't complain! 379 00:38:33,974 --> 00:38:35,597 See? It was worth the trip! 380 00:38:35,766 --> 00:38:37,472 Hey, boys! Shut it! 381 00:38:45,766 --> 00:38:48,219 Where's the receipt box? 382 00:38:48,391 --> 00:38:50,595 Under the expired IDs. 383 00:38:50,766 --> 00:38:55,222 - Expired? - The killed don't draw pay. 384 00:38:55,599 --> 00:38:56,878 Nitwit! 385 00:38:58,641 --> 00:38:59,671 Sir... 386 00:39:00,057 --> 00:39:01,716 We're waiting for the band. 387 00:39:02,099 --> 00:39:05,263 We're to parade for the King and chiefs of staff. 388 00:39:05,432 --> 00:39:06,510 What assholes! 389 00:39:06,682 --> 00:39:10,095 Tell the guys to watch it! And no bullshit, Grenais! 390 00:39:10,266 --> 00:39:12,470 This time I agree with you. 391 00:39:12,641 --> 00:39:16,551 End 4 years of butchery with a fanfare... What a farce! 392 00:39:16,724 --> 00:39:18,466 I'll see you at the French Lycée. 393 00:39:18,641 --> 00:39:20,098 Champagne's on me! 394 00:39:20,266 --> 00:39:22,836 No. It's on me. I insist. 395 00:39:23,599 --> 00:39:25,506 I don't care for toy soldiers. 396 00:39:28,724 --> 00:39:30,051 Gentlemen... 397 00:39:30,807 --> 00:39:33,758 First, our thanks to the Lycée's principal 398 00:39:33,932 --> 00:39:35,804 for his warm welcome. 399 00:39:35,974 --> 00:39:37,550 We'll try to be inconspicuous. 400 00:39:37,724 --> 00:39:38,719 I've no doubt. 401 00:39:39,932 --> 00:39:44,008 And now I raise my glass to Lieutenant De Scève. 402 00:39:44,182 --> 00:39:46,801 Twice captured, he twice braved escape... 403 00:39:46,974 --> 00:39:48,680 But he was twice retaken, alas! 404 00:39:48,849 --> 00:39:50,970 Yes, but with what panache... 405 00:39:51,141 --> 00:39:53,048 Sir, like Napoleon, 406 00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:56,969 I see no honor in being captured. So if you don't mind... 407 00:39:57,891 --> 00:39:59,383 To friendship! 408 00:40:00,141 --> 00:40:02,594 He shut his trap good with Napoleon. 409 00:40:02,766 --> 00:40:05,254 I like that too: He says what he has to. 410 00:40:05,516 --> 00:40:07,008 Lieutenant Norbert? 411 00:40:09,891 --> 00:40:11,597 From the Major. 412 00:40:11,891 --> 00:40:13,383 I smell a rat. 413 00:40:13,641 --> 00:40:16,129 He didn't pipe up at dinner. 414 00:40:17,182 --> 00:40:18,924 Town detail patrol! 415 00:40:19,099 --> 00:40:22,465 Strada Serindar, Strada Lipscani... 416 00:40:22,849 --> 00:40:24,390 Here, look! 417 00:40:24,557 --> 00:40:26,465 He's using you to get at me. 418 00:40:26,641 --> 00:40:29,129 He knows I can't whoop it up on my own. 419 00:40:29,974 --> 00:40:32,593 But if it's a red-light district, you can get an eyeful. 420 00:40:33,849 --> 00:40:38,341 "Soldiers must salute both French and Romanian officers." 421 00:40:38,516 --> 00:40:42,841 In that case, they may as well glue their paws to their eyebrows! 422 00:40:43,391 --> 00:40:47,088 "Proper dress... All misconduct will be punished..." 423 00:40:47,557 --> 00:40:49,429 So much for the post-war! 424 00:41:42,807 --> 00:41:45,675 I'll let you off this time. 425 00:41:45,849 --> 00:41:48,384 Now beat it! On the double! 426 00:41:52,974 --> 00:41:54,632 I can't believe my luck! 427 00:41:54,807 --> 00:41:57,011 Green eyes and you speak French! 428 00:41:57,182 --> 00:41:58,379 Not speak good. 429 00:41:58,557 --> 00:42:00,050 Good enough. 430 00:42:00,224 --> 00:42:03,139 I learn one year only, in school... 431 00:42:03,599 --> 00:42:06,431 Then I do conversation. 432 00:42:06,599 --> 00:42:09,597 There you go! Conversation. Perfect! 433 00:42:09,932 --> 00:42:12,717 Did you do conversation with the Germans? 434 00:42:12,891 --> 00:42:15,177 When no more money. 435 00:42:15,474 --> 00:42:18,922 But Germans, they have more pretty costumes 436 00:42:19,099 --> 00:42:21,220 and more pretty music. 437 00:42:21,724 --> 00:42:24,639 More pretty music and costumes, maybe, 438 00:42:24,807 --> 00:42:26,514 but we still kicked their asses. 439 00:42:26,932 --> 00:42:28,094 Skip it... 440 00:42:28,474 --> 00:42:31,638 Cucumber, "cachcaval"... Enough is enough. 441 00:42:31,807 --> 00:42:33,300 Let's get some real grub. 442 00:42:41,307 --> 00:42:44,140 Hey, Norbert! I'm learning Romanian! 443 00:42:44,307 --> 00:42:45,053 So I see. 444 00:42:45,224 --> 00:42:46,338 It's amazing! 445 00:43:16,349 --> 00:43:18,672 Come back. It's not worth it! 446 00:43:19,391 --> 00:43:22,803 Despite what you may think, we're still at war. 447 00:43:22,974 --> 00:43:24,052 With whom? 448 00:43:24,266 --> 00:43:26,505 What the hell does it matter? 449 00:43:26,849 --> 00:43:31,008 The ones we have to shoot: Hungarians, Trotsky's Bolsheviks... 450 00:43:31,182 --> 00:43:33,967 For now, we're in an Allied country. 451 00:43:34,141 --> 00:43:36,510 So, no misconduct, no brawling, 452 00:43:36,682 --> 00:43:39,088 no drunkenness, no looting. 453 00:43:39,266 --> 00:43:40,545 And the Armistice? 454 00:43:40,724 --> 00:43:44,504 What about it? Armistice isn't peace. 455 00:43:44,766 --> 00:43:46,555 What's keeping you? 456 00:43:46,807 --> 00:43:51,346 Berthelot's worked up! We can't let the Brits open the ball alone! 457 00:43:54,182 --> 00:43:55,213 Wait up! 458 00:43:55,724 --> 00:43:57,133 Careful of the ladies. 459 00:43:57,307 --> 00:43:59,926 Gallantry, the French spirit - right! 460 00:44:00,099 --> 00:44:03,216 But no familiarities. Avoid those dark ones. 461 00:44:03,391 --> 00:44:04,588 You fell for one, Fidéli. 462 00:44:04,766 --> 00:44:06,507 Like a ton of bricks, sir. 463 00:44:07,182 --> 00:44:10,015 How I understand youth! I myself once... 464 00:44:10,891 --> 00:44:13,509 Beware the dark ones! 465 00:44:29,932 --> 00:44:30,880 The women... 466 00:44:31,557 --> 00:44:32,588 here. 467 00:44:32,849 --> 00:44:35,135 Men, on right. 468 00:45:21,474 --> 00:45:24,425 My report can break you, Sergeant! 469 00:45:24,599 --> 00:45:26,175 Go on and report me! 470 00:45:28,724 --> 00:45:30,382 Lt. Conan will fix it up. 471 00:45:30,807 --> 00:45:33,213 But I'll fix you, buddy! 472 00:45:36,432 --> 00:45:40,129 So the general says: Yes or no, why are you on the stairs? 473 00:45:40,307 --> 00:45:42,428 So I answer: Oh, no, sir! 474 00:45:46,307 --> 00:45:49,092 If our hours don't suit you, dear colleague, 475 00:45:49,599 --> 00:45:51,008 please let us know. 476 00:45:51,182 --> 00:45:54,346 It'll be an honor to conform to yours. 477 00:45:54,516 --> 00:45:56,056 Town detail, sir! 478 00:45:56,224 --> 00:45:59,257 Meals are also part of duty. At the exact hour. 479 00:45:59,432 --> 00:46:00,427 Yes, sir. 480 00:46:00,599 --> 00:46:02,424 Three days, suspension! 481 00:46:03,224 --> 00:46:05,380 Fidéli will replace for you. 482 00:46:05,807 --> 00:46:07,549 I need you elsewhere. 483 00:46:07,724 --> 00:46:08,672 We need an advocate 484 00:46:08,849 --> 00:46:11,384 for the next court martial sessions. 485 00:46:11,557 --> 00:46:14,674 Someone who honors the battalion. I appointed you. 486 00:46:14,849 --> 00:46:16,390 I don't understand, sir. 487 00:46:16,766 --> 00:46:18,591 I never studied law. 488 00:46:19,599 --> 00:46:21,969 Your education will compensate. 489 00:46:22,307 --> 00:46:23,848 In literature? 490 00:46:24,807 --> 00:46:25,921 Look here! 491 00:46:26,099 --> 00:46:30,175 Not that I belittle defense, but I don't see the point. 492 00:46:30,599 --> 00:46:31,629 Excuse me? 493 00:46:32,682 --> 00:46:35,799 Either the guilt is patent and you get so much... 494 00:46:35,974 --> 00:46:39,838 or the guilt's unproven and you get so much even so. On principle. 495 00:46:40,016 --> 00:46:42,136 I don't understand, sir! 496 00:46:42,349 --> 00:46:43,546 How can we accept that? 497 00:46:44,016 --> 00:46:46,765 You sound like a chorus of outraged virgins! 498 00:46:46,932 --> 00:46:48,757 A little vocabulary, gentlemen... 499 00:46:49,099 --> 00:46:52,511 What are imprisoned soldiers called before trial? 500 00:46:53,016 --> 00:46:54,971 - The accused. - Exactly! 501 00:46:55,141 --> 00:46:57,297 Thus, suspicion of guilt exists. 502 00:46:58,016 --> 00:47:00,220 Suspicion is not conviction. 503 00:47:00,391 --> 00:47:01,469 Poppycock! 504 00:47:01,766 --> 00:47:05,711 In my experience, the accused is never a good soldier. 505 00:47:05,891 --> 00:47:07,514 He's just asking for it. 506 00:47:07,682 --> 00:47:11,758 If not this time, he was guilty a dozen other times. 507 00:47:12,391 --> 00:47:15,009 - Not my idea of justice. - No, wait. 508 00:47:15,974 --> 00:47:19,221 I'll bet 1000 francs against a trouser button 509 00:47:19,391 --> 00:47:22,057 that not one of you -- not one! -- 510 00:47:22,224 --> 00:47:25,803 Can say he never came close to being court-martialed. 511 00:47:26,641 --> 00:47:30,765 Say you take 3 days, extra leave... Desertion! 512 00:47:31,474 --> 00:47:35,633 Or a bogus pass... The unit seal traced on a copy. 513 00:47:35,807 --> 00:47:38,260 Forged documents! Correct me if I'm wrong... 514 00:47:38,432 --> 00:47:39,629 5 to 10 years. 515 00:47:39,807 --> 00:47:43,635 Still, sir... 10 years for fake leave? 516 00:47:43,974 --> 00:47:46,806 When you asked that artillery captain 517 00:47:46,974 --> 00:47:49,723 if he'd trained in a straitjacket... 518 00:47:49,891 --> 00:47:52,509 He was shelling our lines! I lost 3 men! 519 00:47:53,307 --> 00:47:56,341 Insulting a superior. And on active duty... 520 00:47:56,516 --> 00:47:57,759 5 to 10 years. 521 00:47:58,141 --> 00:48:00,890 So, for the handful of wronged innocents, 522 00:48:01,057 --> 00:48:03,759 there are 100'000 guilty who get away! 523 00:48:03,932 --> 00:48:06,172 I couldn't agree more, sir. 524 00:48:06,349 --> 00:48:09,217 Those shot as an example deserve to be. 525 00:48:09,391 --> 00:48:12,389 Sure! Shoot a few, so the rest think twice! 526 00:48:13,266 --> 00:48:16,299 We haven't the choice of arms. A firing squad is one. 527 00:48:16,474 --> 00:48:18,015 Your men's knives, another. 528 00:48:18,599 --> 00:48:19,843 No offense, sir... 529 00:48:20,016 --> 00:48:22,848 but I recruited lots of my boys from the brig. 530 00:48:23,016 --> 00:48:27,140 I don't know many who'd go where they've gone! Not many! 531 00:48:27,307 --> 00:48:28,006 So? 532 00:48:28,557 --> 00:48:31,342 Before making an example, follow their example! 533 00:48:31,516 --> 00:48:33,969 So you've gone over to the enemy? 534 00:48:34,141 --> 00:48:37,423 How you talk! There's no more enemy! 535 00:48:37,599 --> 00:48:38,713 Don't believe it! 536 00:48:38,891 --> 00:48:40,716 The enemy's changed, that's all. 537 00:48:40,891 --> 00:48:43,593 No Bulgarians, Turks or Boches now, OK, 538 00:48:43,891 --> 00:48:47,967 but one false move and the brass hats will fix your wagon good. 539 00:48:48,141 --> 00:48:50,807 You heard the Major! Even De Scève! 540 00:48:51,391 --> 00:48:53,014 It's not our world, Norbert. 541 00:48:53,474 --> 00:48:56,555 If you join their circus, they'll eat you raw. 542 00:48:56,932 --> 00:48:58,010 May I? 543 00:49:00,599 --> 00:49:04,011 "Caillaux, René. 5th Fusiliers. 544 00:49:04,432 --> 00:49:05,973 "Cited twice: 545 00:49:06,141 --> 00:49:09,885 "Captured machine-gun... Retrieved wounded sergeant..." 546 00:49:10,057 --> 00:49:11,799 So what's the charge? 547 00:49:11,974 --> 00:49:13,431 "Theft of gear." 548 00:49:13,891 --> 00:49:18,216 Two blankets? Some prick nailed him for two blankets! 549 00:49:18,391 --> 00:49:20,630 He's the one they should shoot! 550 00:49:20,807 --> 00:49:23,260 Funny, these thefts: All privates! 551 00:49:23,432 --> 00:49:27,047 I saw colonels steal their stripes! Never on the list! 552 00:49:27,224 --> 00:49:28,254 Come in. 553 00:49:30,016 --> 00:49:31,213 All of it? 554 00:49:31,391 --> 00:49:33,630 Just half. Leave the pail. 555 00:49:34,349 --> 00:49:38,722 I don't doss here now, Rouzic. I found something in town. 556 00:49:38,891 --> 00:49:40,928 My little Romanian tutor... 557 00:49:42,141 --> 00:49:44,843 This is parquetry! 558 00:49:45,641 --> 00:49:46,884 Maybe so. 559 00:49:47,599 --> 00:49:50,763 - Where'd you get this? - So long as it burns! 560 00:49:52,849 --> 00:49:55,089 There's nothing to this! A crock! 561 00:49:55,266 --> 00:49:56,972 I've done 10 times worse. 562 00:49:59,641 --> 00:50:03,634 And this colonial? 3 days to find his regiment... 563 00:50:03,807 --> 00:50:07,173 Get the picture? A Bedouin lost among the Gypsies! 564 00:50:07,474 --> 00:50:09,879 At least he looked for his regiment. 565 00:50:12,016 --> 00:50:14,800 The model student! Memorize it all. 566 00:50:14,974 --> 00:50:18,091 Shoulder to the wheel. Brownnose! 567 00:50:18,266 --> 00:50:19,640 Cut it out! 568 00:50:20,516 --> 00:50:25,138 How are you as a teacher? Good egg or scumbag? 569 00:50:26,307 --> 00:50:29,720 Always trying to understand: A good egg, for sure! 570 00:50:30,057 --> 00:50:32,510 Well, there's no shame in that. 571 00:50:37,099 --> 00:50:38,722 Ah, an officer! 572 00:50:39,099 --> 00:50:40,094 Mr. Officer... 573 00:50:40,266 --> 00:50:42,470 Mr. Principal... Anything wrong? 574 00:50:42,641 --> 00:50:44,964 Wrong? Everything's wrong! 575 00:50:45,141 --> 00:50:48,341 Your men fought and smashed the furniture! 576 00:50:48,516 --> 00:50:50,506 The dorm reeks of cooking! 577 00:50:50,682 --> 00:50:52,341 I'll take care of it tomorrow. 578 00:50:52,516 --> 00:50:55,430 You'd be advised to. If I report it, this could... 579 00:50:55,599 --> 00:51:00,091 And my advice is: Keep it under your hat. No report, clear? 580 00:51:00,641 --> 00:51:02,596 I understand. 581 00:51:02,766 --> 00:51:06,510 But a whole side of pork for your mess vanished. 582 00:51:06,682 --> 00:51:10,095 And there's a smell upstairs... grilled pig. 583 00:51:16,807 --> 00:51:18,679 What's the game here? 584 00:51:18,891 --> 00:51:22,091 I turn my back and you get Fart-Face all riled! 585 00:51:22,266 --> 00:51:24,470 You've got the brains of a slug! 586 00:51:24,891 --> 00:51:26,716 Shut your trap, Grenais! 587 00:51:26,891 --> 00:51:29,095 Fighting among yourselves? 588 00:51:29,891 --> 00:51:32,344 Confined to quarters, sir. We're bored! 589 00:51:32,516 --> 00:51:33,677 Bored? 590 00:51:33,849 --> 00:51:37,759 In a nice girl's school, with God watching over you? 591 00:51:37,932 --> 00:51:38,714 It may be nice... 592 00:51:38,891 --> 00:51:42,422 Save your breath... Pack your gear. On the double! 593 00:51:46,516 --> 00:51:48,506 And pilfering the kitchen! 594 00:51:49,099 --> 00:51:52,844 Why not? But cooking it under the principal's nose? 595 00:51:53,016 --> 00:51:55,255 - Pork's no good raw. - Don't get smart! 596 00:51:56,057 --> 00:51:59,091 I wanted the window fixed and a side of pork by noon tomorrow. 597 00:51:59,266 --> 00:52:00,889 Jump to it! 598 00:52:01,266 --> 00:52:02,723 Faster! I'm running late! 599 00:52:02,891 --> 00:52:03,885 You, shut up! 600 00:52:07,516 --> 00:52:10,383 Parade in the yard in one minute! 601 00:52:12,724 --> 00:52:15,295 Company, halt! 602 00:52:16,266 --> 00:52:17,889 Punitive drill, Sergeant! 603 00:52:19,016 --> 00:52:21,255 Punitive drill, sir. For rowdiness. 604 00:52:21,432 --> 00:52:22,676 Fine, fine. 605 00:52:26,599 --> 00:52:28,056 Regulation weight? 606 00:52:28,224 --> 00:52:31,471 15 lbs., sir. I even added sand for good measure. 607 00:52:31,641 --> 00:52:32,505 15 lbs! 608 00:52:33,224 --> 00:52:34,338 Very well. 609 00:52:34,849 --> 00:52:36,176 Good drilling, gentlemen. 610 00:52:41,057 --> 00:52:42,301 It's really cold. 611 00:52:53,932 --> 00:52:56,053 Company, halt! 612 00:52:58,807 --> 00:53:01,260 Midnight leave! Dump packs! 613 00:53:01,432 --> 00:53:04,763 The morons who started the brawl can stand guard. 614 00:53:11,391 --> 00:53:13,511 We'll have new billets tomorrow night. 615 00:53:13,682 --> 00:53:16,088 Have fun and stay out of trouble! 616 00:53:16,307 --> 00:53:17,504 Shut up! 617 00:53:18,224 --> 00:53:22,004 Retrieve packs at 11:50 pm! Beuillard, you're in charge. 618 00:53:23,349 --> 00:53:25,635 Make sure you look whacked out. 619 00:53:25,807 --> 00:53:26,802 To the cathouse! 620 00:53:29,057 --> 00:53:31,131 I'm not asking for the moon, doc. 621 00:53:31,307 --> 00:53:33,926 Just put 'em in quarantine. 622 00:53:34,099 --> 00:53:36,422 I have no room. There are 50 of you. 623 00:53:36,599 --> 00:53:38,922 I'll find the room. You find the bug. 624 00:53:39,099 --> 01:47:19,954 How about flu? 625 00:53:40,141 --> 00:53:43,341 No! The Major would laugh in my face. 626 00:53:43,766 --> 00:53:46,882 Spanish flu! Extra-deadly... 627 00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:51,348 Got anything better? Something to give 'em a scare. 628 00:53:51,849 --> 00:53:54,930 They won't be patting you on the head with flu! 629 00:53:55,182 --> 00:53:56,379 How about cholera? 630 00:53:56,557 --> 00:53:57,836 Just what I need! 631 00:54:32,724 --> 00:54:34,133 I'm looking for... 632 00:54:36,432 --> 00:54:39,798 - This the military prison? - Yes, sir. Annex 2. 633 00:54:40,016 --> 00:54:41,259 Looks like a brothel. 634 00:54:41,432 --> 00:54:45,343 That, too. In theory, the ladies stay upstairs. 635 00:54:45,891 --> 00:54:47,088 In theory. 636 00:54:53,391 --> 00:54:54,883 There are twice too many. 637 00:54:55,057 --> 00:54:58,470 We had no name list, sir. We brought everyone out. 638 00:54:58,641 --> 00:55:01,639 I'll see you each alone. The others, outside. 639 00:55:01,807 --> 00:55:02,838 Jump to it! 640 00:55:07,099 --> 00:55:08,675 Fourrier, Raoul. 641 00:55:08,849 --> 00:55:10,046 Why me? 642 00:55:11,891 --> 00:55:12,636 So you stole... 643 00:55:12,807 --> 00:55:15,592 No, no! Easy to say! 644 00:55:16,766 --> 00:55:21,091 Try to understand. I'm not your enemy. I'm here to defend you. 645 00:55:21,266 --> 00:55:23,552 I have to know the whole truth. 646 00:55:23,724 --> 00:55:25,300 You stole that sheep? 647 00:55:25,474 --> 00:55:28,555 An exchange, sir! Paid in full. 648 00:55:28,891 --> 00:55:32,588 A 5-franc piece, 2 packs of tobacco... and premium! 649 00:55:32,766 --> 00:55:33,595 And a cooked hen. 650 00:55:34,057 --> 00:55:37,055 The farmer claims the hen was stolen, too. 651 00:55:37,307 --> 00:55:40,471 But I paid him back! And I mean: Cooked! 652 00:55:40,641 --> 00:55:42,548 Even the bones were cooked. 653 00:55:43,057 --> 00:55:46,968 Anyway, the sheep was no bigger than a puppy. 654 00:55:47,224 --> 00:55:49,510 And there were 7 of us! 655 00:55:49,849 --> 00:55:52,053 Why is it only me that cops it? 656 00:55:55,141 --> 00:55:56,598 You fought at the Marne? 657 00:55:56,932 --> 00:55:58,888 I'm a walking injustice. 658 00:56:00,724 --> 00:56:02,382 You're next, Slimane. 659 00:56:03,057 --> 00:56:06,055 He may turn out okay after all. 660 00:56:06,474 --> 00:56:10,254 Slimane's story is simple. I heard him at length. 661 00:56:11,266 --> 00:56:13,968 At the station in Videle, 662 00:56:14,141 --> 00:56:18,051 his chief, Captain De Jussieu. whom he reveres 663 00:56:18,224 --> 00:56:22,383 used the stopover to have him post some letters. 664 00:56:23,057 --> 00:56:26,470 He accomplished his task, but on the way back, 665 00:56:26,641 --> 00:56:29,508 he met some tribesmen, cousins, 666 00:56:29,974 --> 00:56:32,889 who talked about home, which he longs for. 667 00:56:33,057 --> 00:56:36,719 Time, for these desert dwellers, is not like time for us. 668 00:56:37,349 --> 00:56:40,928 Did 10 minutes go by. as he thought or 20, 30? 669 00:56:41,099 --> 00:56:44,097 So he returned to the station serenely. 670 00:56:44,266 --> 00:56:47,596 The train ready to go. He jumped blithely aboard. 671 00:56:47,766 --> 00:56:50,680 But it wasn't the same train! 672 00:56:51,391 --> 00:56:53,216 They were changed... 673 00:56:53,724 --> 00:56:56,556 without delay, for once! 674 00:56:56,932 --> 00:57:01,257 Suddenly, he's headed for Tîrgu Jiu, in the Carpathians, 675 00:57:01,432 --> 00:57:05,675 125 miles from his regiment and chief, not speaking the language. 676 00:57:11,641 --> 00:57:14,010 One more! The Arab'll get off. 677 00:57:14,182 --> 00:57:17,927 The Lieutenant... had 'em all in stitches. 678 00:57:18,474 --> 00:57:22,384 So, you nasty piece of work... you gave it to 'em good. 679 00:57:23,266 --> 00:57:27,390 What a jerk, that cook! Biking in the snow! 680 00:57:27,557 --> 00:57:28,754 He's not home free. 681 00:57:30,391 --> 00:57:31,883 Want your fortune told? 682 00:57:35,974 --> 00:57:37,253 For the young man... 683 00:57:47,724 --> 00:57:49,347 It's in Romanian! 684 00:57:49,557 --> 00:57:52,176 This way, you can imagine what you want. 685 00:57:53,557 --> 00:57:56,010 And your men? The cholera... 686 00:57:56,307 --> 00:57:59,341 It was just an ordinary case of the shits. 687 00:57:59,599 --> 00:58:02,301 The thing was to get out of that rat trap. 688 00:58:02,474 --> 00:58:03,718 What happened? 689 00:58:05,182 --> 00:58:07,339 Some stupid Irish lug... 690 00:58:07,557 --> 00:58:11,254 It was on a narrow sidewalk. He expected me to step aside... 691 00:58:11,432 --> 00:58:13,553 How'd you know he was Irish? 692 00:58:13,724 --> 00:58:15,928 We had a drink afterwards. 693 00:58:17,349 --> 00:58:20,964 - I'm too broke to buy you dinner. - I'm tied up, anyway. 694 00:58:21,141 --> 00:58:24,720 A girl from back home, Fréhel. She sings. 695 00:58:25,349 --> 00:58:27,423 You might run away with her! 696 00:58:50,432 --> 00:58:52,719 He has a cabbie's voice. Noticed? 697 00:58:52,891 --> 00:58:53,803 Noticed what? 698 00:58:53,974 --> 00:58:56,427 The cabmen. They're all castrated. 699 00:58:56,599 --> 00:58:59,716 It's a Russian sect. After the 2nd child, snip! 700 00:58:59,974 --> 00:59:02,545 Nice idea! Paris cabbies would love it. 701 00:59:03,974 --> 00:59:05,218 Ladies... 702 00:59:06,016 --> 00:59:07,757 and Gentlemen... 703 00:59:08,432 --> 00:59:10,921 Civilians and soldiers... 704 00:59:12,307 --> 00:59:14,381 Couples legal... 705 00:59:16,932 --> 00:59:18,722 and illegal... 706 00:59:20,391 --> 00:59:22,180 Before we bring on 707 00:59:22,349 --> 00:59:26,010 the dance act... Oh so artistic!... 708 00:59:30,057 --> 00:59:32,628 of Miss Fraulein Frida... 709 00:59:35,599 --> 00:59:38,134 whom you'll see in just a moment... 710 00:59:39,849 --> 00:59:42,005 I'd like you to welcome... 711 00:59:42,182 --> 00:59:46,555 a great artist of the French music hall... 712 00:59:49,349 --> 00:59:50,013 I refer to. 713 00:59:50,391 --> 00:59:52,677 Mademoiselle Fréhel... 714 00:59:54,641 --> 00:59:56,217 of the Eldorado! 715 00:59:57,016 --> 00:59:57,797 Oh, yes! 716 00:59:59,724 --> 01:00:01,347 Is this your doing? 717 01:00:05,682 --> 01:00:07,673 I can't here, gentlemen... 718 01:00:07,849 --> 01:00:10,468 To hear me sing where I'm paid to, 719 01:00:10,641 --> 01:00:13,176 rendezvous in the Rose Room in a half-hour! 720 01:01:34,682 --> 01:01:35,630 Quick! Two men! 721 01:01:35,807 --> 01:01:37,051 The woman's hurt! 722 01:01:37,224 --> 01:01:39,131 Well, I didn't come for nothing! 723 01:01:39,307 --> 01:01:40,765 Neither did they. 724 01:02:02,682 --> 01:02:04,305 Take the suitcases. 725 01:02:05,099 --> 01:02:07,173 We'll see to everything, Madam. 726 01:02:07,349 --> 01:02:08,214 Thank you. 727 01:02:08,391 --> 01:02:10,180 The soldiers will take our bags. 728 01:02:10,349 --> 01:02:11,095 Yes, Madam. 729 01:02:11,266 --> 01:02:12,344 I need a carriage. 730 01:02:12,599 --> 01:02:15,348 Where can I find a carriage? I forget where 731 01:02:15,516 --> 01:02:17,471 I stayed before the war. 732 01:02:17,641 --> 01:02:19,548 We'll see to the vehicle, Madam. 733 01:02:20,182 --> 01:02:23,346 There's a trunk among the luggage. And my son's suitcase. 734 01:02:23,516 --> 01:02:27,379 Go help them. Take the hat boxes and Jean's suitcase. 735 01:02:28,557 --> 01:02:30,299 Thank you, Captain. 736 01:02:30,724 --> 01:02:31,838 At your service. 737 01:02:32,516 --> 01:02:34,885 Lt. Neubout, suite 34. 738 01:02:36,099 --> 01:02:39,346 So I need a replacement before I leave, 739 01:02:39,516 --> 01:02:40,677 and I thought of you. 740 01:02:40,849 --> 01:02:43,005 Me? To replace you? 741 01:02:44,724 --> 01:02:49,263 I saw you in court. You're bright, you can think on your feet. 742 01:02:49,432 --> 01:02:53,047 Hold on! I was court-appointed. I got caught up in it. 743 01:02:53,224 --> 01:02:58,557 Anyway, defense doesn't require any serious legal training, 744 01:02:58,974 --> 01:03:01,758 just some compassion for my comrades-in-arms. 745 01:03:02,141 --> 01:03:04,759 What you say only convinces me you'd make 746 01:03:04,932 --> 01:03:08,760 an "accuser" - as we're called - who's fair, 747 01:03:09,266 --> 01:03:10,972 preferring the spirit to the letter. 748 01:03:12,557 --> 01:03:14,216 The very word terrifies me! 749 01:03:14,849 --> 01:03:16,923 "Accuser"... I can't! 750 01:03:18,766 --> 01:03:20,507 You dismay me. 751 01:03:20,932 --> 01:03:23,800 Now the other fellow will win out. 752 01:03:24,057 --> 01:03:26,546 So? You have another candidate. 753 01:03:26,724 --> 01:03:28,265 Yes. A vicious brute. 754 01:03:28,432 --> 01:03:29,890 A veterinarian. 755 01:03:30,057 --> 01:03:31,847 I'm not joking. 756 01:03:32,349 --> 01:03:35,300 Relishes the idea of inflicting punishment. 757 01:03:36,349 --> 01:03:38,505 I'm sorry. I can't. 758 01:03:39,682 --> 01:03:42,467 Conan... You know him? 759 01:03:43,016 --> 01:03:44,473 He's a friend. Why? 760 01:03:44,641 --> 01:03:48,255 Nasty business... A Romanian officer in the hospital. 761 01:03:48,432 --> 01:03:51,003 A bit impulsive, but an amazing fellow. 762 01:03:51,182 --> 01:03:54,595 His file is amazing, too. Reported 10 times... 763 01:03:54,766 --> 01:03:56,840 Brawling, drunkenness... 764 01:03:57,307 --> 01:04:00,720 Burned the parquetry of the French Lycée library... 765 01:04:00,891 --> 01:04:02,881 You see him doing that? 766 01:04:03,057 --> 01:04:05,546 No. But he's taking the rap. 767 01:04:06,307 --> 01:04:09,839 He could even get Life for this. 768 01:04:10,016 --> 01:04:12,385 - Can I think it over? - No time. 769 01:04:12,557 --> 01:04:13,303 But still, technically... 770 01:04:13,474 --> 01:04:17,550 Elementary. You can pick up procedure within hours. 771 01:04:17,849 --> 01:04:22,305 The basics are all here. Military code 1857. 772 01:04:22,557 --> 01:04:23,339 I made comments 773 01:04:23,516 --> 01:04:24,973 and notes. 774 01:04:27,307 --> 01:04:29,428 But this is terrifying! 775 01:04:32,932 --> 01:04:34,555 Loubérac! Just the man...! 776 01:04:34,724 --> 01:04:35,470 Sir... 777 01:04:38,891 --> 01:04:41,889 I have a cousin from Paris... Mme Erlane. 778 01:04:42,057 --> 01:04:44,380 She's looking for her missing son. 779 01:04:44,557 --> 01:04:46,347 Imagine, if they all start doing that! 780 01:04:46,516 --> 01:04:50,260 Find her a room. Get her off my back! 781 01:04:50,432 --> 01:04:52,506 She's napping... A chatterbox! 782 01:04:52,682 --> 01:04:54,092 I'll see to it, sir. 783 01:04:54,432 --> 01:04:57,265 I want you to meet my successor... 784 01:04:58,266 --> 01:05:01,548 General! Where are you, Felix? 785 01:05:02,557 --> 01:05:04,382 I took a nap. We can go now. 786 01:05:04,557 --> 01:05:08,053 I have the man for you. Just a moment, dear cousin. 787 01:05:08,224 --> 01:05:08,888 Fine. 788 01:05:12,807 --> 01:05:14,217 See a family resemblance? 789 01:05:14,724 --> 01:05:18,136 She says there is... just to draw me in. 790 01:05:18,307 --> 01:05:20,132 And she calls me Felix! 791 01:05:20,641 --> 01:05:24,765 You have a replacement, so take her round the hospitals. 792 01:05:24,932 --> 01:05:26,722 I doubt you'll find the kid. 793 01:05:26,891 --> 01:05:29,593 He must be lying low with the broads. 794 01:05:29,766 --> 01:05:32,799 Then, stick her on a train and shoo! 795 01:05:32,974 --> 01:05:34,052 Very well, sir. 796 01:05:34,432 --> 01:05:36,139 So is Lt. Norbert...? 797 01:05:36,349 --> 01:05:37,806 Yes. He'll do! 798 01:05:37,974 --> 01:05:39,515 I had a thought, Felix... 799 01:05:39,682 --> 01:05:42,882 Hear that? Quick! Before she starts! 800 01:05:43,057 --> 01:05:45,214 Lieutenant, you'll have your hands full. 801 01:05:47,891 --> 01:05:52,714 So, you're the horse and surgery fellow? 802 01:05:53,557 --> 01:05:55,678 I'd like to heal animals, too. 803 01:05:55,849 --> 01:05:59,546 No, sir. I'm not the veterinarian. 804 01:05:59,724 --> 01:06:01,715 I'm the literature graduate. 805 01:06:01,891 --> 01:06:03,965 Fine, literature's nice, too. 806 01:06:07,391 --> 01:06:09,381 Here's your assignment. 807 01:06:09,724 --> 01:06:13,006 Red tape... You can fill it in later. 808 01:06:13,182 --> 01:06:15,054 Ah, yes! 809 01:06:15,932 --> 01:06:18,930 A nightmare. The Crystal Palace raid! 810 01:06:19,099 --> 01:06:21,552 Find them and hup! -- The firing squad! 811 01:06:21,724 --> 01:06:23,715 Two women at death's door. 812 01:06:24,432 --> 01:06:27,466 Sure, the dancer's a Boche, but still...! 813 01:06:28,599 --> 01:06:33,007 So you're at it again! You like this bullshit? 814 01:06:33,182 --> 01:06:37,390 "When bad soldiers are the regular court martial defendants..." 815 01:06:37,599 --> 01:06:38,796 "Bad soldiers!" 816 01:06:38,974 --> 01:06:42,174 What's the author of this crap know? 817 01:06:42,349 --> 01:06:43,758 Say, now: A general! 818 01:06:43,932 --> 01:06:47,629 It takes at least 2 stars to whip this up! And you take notes! 819 01:06:47,807 --> 01:06:51,220 I'm learning procedure, to prevent the worst. 820 01:06:51,391 --> 01:06:55,171 Prevent the worst? You'll be in the dark! 821 01:06:55,349 --> 01:06:59,129 Your "fairness" will send dozens of boys to the wall. 822 01:06:59,307 --> 01:07:03,550 Don't be a cop! Shut your books and let's go get drunk. 823 01:07:05,766 --> 01:07:09,013 Piotr Romescu... Ring a bell? 824 01:07:09,182 --> 01:07:10,758 A Romanian officer. 825 01:07:10,932 --> 01:07:14,380 He came home suddenly to find his wife "well in hand." 826 01:07:14,557 --> 01:07:17,224 French hands threw him down the stairs. 827 01:07:17,391 --> 01:07:18,883 Oh, that guy! 828 01:07:19,307 --> 01:07:20,089 Yes, that guy! 829 01:07:20,266 --> 01:07:21,889 Double concussion, broken leg... 830 01:07:22,057 --> 01:07:22,922 Were you there? 831 01:07:23,099 --> 01:07:25,220 He came at me, bellowing! 832 01:07:26,349 --> 01:07:28,423 I have his complaint. And 10 others... 833 01:07:29,432 --> 01:07:34,136 The bastard who nearly got this job would've had your hide. 834 01:07:36,016 --> 01:07:37,556 Mind your business. 835 01:07:38,474 --> 01:07:40,097 I can stand up for myself. 836 01:07:40,266 --> 01:07:42,505 The Crystal Palace... Your 2 boys... 837 01:07:42,682 --> 01:07:47,091 Dammit, we're friends! We're not gonna start fighting. 838 01:07:47,599 --> 01:07:48,677 So lay off my boys. 839 01:07:48,849 --> 01:07:51,338 And the Romanian... What happened? 840 01:07:51,516 --> 01:07:52,594 Tomorrow. 841 01:07:53,349 --> 01:07:55,174 I've had it for tonight. 842 01:07:57,016 --> 01:08:01,389 I followed the broad. She was delighted. 843 01:08:01,599 --> 01:08:03,471 And then he showed up! 844 01:08:03,641 --> 01:08:05,880 Dammit, Conan, it was his wife! 845 01:08:06,057 --> 01:08:09,388 If they're so touchy, why ask for our help? 846 01:08:09,557 --> 01:08:11,927 I'm here, she's here. I help myself. 847 01:08:12,099 --> 02:16:25,753 So long! 848 01:08:17,349 --> 01:08:21,177 You've declared that on the evening of the 16th, 849 01:08:21,349 --> 01:08:25,046 the evening of the crime for which you've been arraigned: 850 01:08:26,182 --> 01:08:29,714 "After a stroll, I got back to quarters for roll call. 851 01:08:29,891 --> 01:08:32,842 "I did some reading and then turned in." 852 01:08:33,057 --> 01:08:35,095 - Right? - Yes, sir. 853 01:08:35,266 --> 01:08:36,889 "Judge Advocate." 854 01:08:37,724 --> 01:08:40,556 Answer: "Yes, Judge Advocate." 855 01:08:41,474 --> 01:08:45,764 How is it that you were seen an hour later at the Crystal Palace? 856 01:08:45,932 --> 01:08:47,094 Crystal Palace? Me? 857 01:08:47,266 --> 01:08:49,055 Among the armed attackers. 858 01:08:49,224 --> 01:08:49,888 Me, recognized? 859 01:08:50,057 --> 01:08:51,052 By your height. 860 01:08:51,807 --> 01:08:55,848 In my battalion alone, there are a dozen my size - even bigger. 861 01:08:56,016 --> 01:09:00,507 Also, you're often seen in a café behind the artillery barracks. 862 01:09:01,432 --> 01:09:02,711 It's cold out... 863 01:09:02,891 --> 01:09:05,924 The owner is called Valko. He has a limp. 864 01:09:06,349 --> 01:09:10,295 Two days later, you paid him with a 100-franc note. From where? 865 01:09:12,557 --> 01:09:15,591 Oh, yes! I sold Boche field-glasses to civvies. 866 01:09:15,766 --> 01:09:19,214 Any point in asking for the names of the buyers? 867 01:09:19,391 --> 01:09:22,140 It's all done on the sly, you know. 868 01:09:22,307 --> 01:09:26,171 But one of them was short and fat... 869 01:09:26,516 --> 01:09:28,092 Let's say, medium... 870 01:09:28,849 --> 01:09:29,963 with black eyes... 871 01:09:31,016 --> 01:09:32,556 Black-brown... 872 01:09:32,724 --> 01:09:34,347 That's enough, Beuillard! 873 01:09:34,516 --> 01:09:36,174 Don't lay it on. 874 01:09:40,182 --> 01:09:42,671 Know how to drive a motor-car? 875 01:09:45,016 --> 01:09:48,844 You were heard to say: "They'll never nab those guys!" 876 01:09:49,016 --> 01:09:49,928 So you know them? 877 01:09:50,099 --> 01:09:52,422 No! Everybody said it. 878 01:09:52,599 --> 01:09:54,056 Don't have to know 'em. 879 01:09:54,224 --> 01:09:57,222 - But you know one of them. - From the attack group? 880 01:09:57,391 --> 01:10:00,175 No, poker partner. Gunner Forgeol. 881 01:10:01,224 --> 01:10:04,755 Pharmacy student. Handsome. A gambler. Like you... 882 01:10:06,724 --> 01:10:09,841 I'll get you! You or Grenais, or the other one... 883 01:10:10,016 --> 01:10:14,056 You cracked the cashier's skull as if she were an enemy sentry. 884 01:10:14,224 --> 01:10:16,713 A poor woman of 49 who took a week to die, 885 01:10:16,891 --> 01:10:19,461 moaning in pain the whole time. 886 01:10:19,641 --> 01:10:21,678 Very sad, sir, but it wasn't me! 887 01:10:22,307 --> 01:10:23,800 Take him away! 888 01:10:23,974 --> 01:10:25,218 Very well, sir. 889 01:10:27,141 --> 01:10:29,178 And Sergeant Grenais? 890 01:10:30,099 --> 01:10:33,299 Don't bother. These two know their parts. 891 01:10:33,474 --> 01:10:35,381 We'll get the pharmacist yet. 892 01:10:37,932 --> 01:10:40,681 I must have stolen this, too! 893 01:10:41,766 --> 01:10:45,013 The hour of revenge is at hand. 894 01:10:45,182 --> 01:10:48,299 Against us of the clan. 895 01:10:48,474 --> 01:10:51,840 Officers, chiefs and priests. 896 01:10:54,266 --> 01:10:57,513 Some of them are just asking for it! 897 01:10:59,932 --> 01:11:00,714 You! 898 01:11:00,891 --> 01:11:02,928 It's about time! 899 01:11:04,766 --> 01:11:08,131 I'm prisoner Erlane's mother. Jean Erlane. 900 01:11:08,349 --> 01:11:09,925 Once again, Lieutenant... 901 01:11:10,099 --> 01:11:12,801 I'm an officer's widow. You are a Lt? 902 01:11:12,974 --> 01:11:16,221 Parcels I sent my son were stolen again. 903 01:11:16,391 --> 01:11:19,922 First, a Swiss knife. Now, mouthwash. 904 01:11:20,766 --> 01:11:21,879 Sorry, Madam... 905 01:11:22,057 --> 01:11:25,838 You're sorry but do nothing to improve the situation. 906 01:11:26,016 --> 01:11:29,097 My son is the victim of a monstrous error, 907 01:11:29,266 --> 01:11:30,509 and nothing is done. 908 01:11:30,807 --> 01:11:31,636 Nothing! 909 01:11:31,932 --> 01:11:33,129 It's him! 910 01:11:33,307 --> 01:11:34,966 You! Yes, you! 911 01:11:36,516 --> 01:11:37,428 My parcel 912 01:11:37,599 --> 01:11:39,969 contained a bottle of mouthwash. 913 01:11:40,141 --> 01:11:42,973 Who took it? By what right? 914 01:11:43,349 --> 01:11:46,631 But, Madam, it contains alcohol! 915 01:11:46,807 --> 01:11:50,220 You're allowed to visit, 916 01:11:50,391 --> 01:11:52,180 send parcels. I can't do more! 917 01:11:53,182 --> 01:11:57,093 I'll see Pitard de Lauzier! The general is my cousin. 918 01:11:57,266 --> 01:11:59,256 I know, Madam... 919 01:11:59,682 --> 01:12:01,673 See him, then! What can I say? 920 01:12:02,016 --> 01:12:05,879 If your family gets preferential treatment, I submit. 921 01:12:08,266 --> 01:12:09,842 Can she speak? 922 01:12:13,724 --> 01:12:15,098 Hard as wood. 923 01:12:15,474 --> 01:12:17,097 General peritonitis. 924 01:12:18,474 --> 01:12:20,963 Operating would be a pointless butchery. 925 01:12:23,807 --> 01:12:25,798 Care to see the cashier? 926 01:12:26,099 --> 01:12:27,640 Since she's dead... 927 01:12:29,057 --> 01:12:31,013 You summoned me, Mr. Judge Advocate? 928 01:12:32,307 --> 01:12:34,843 - Want to see the corpse? - I know stiffs. 929 01:12:35,016 --> 01:12:39,673 Take a look! Attacked and battered by sick brutes! 930 01:12:39,849 --> 01:12:42,053 You can't protect murderers! 931 01:12:46,182 --> 01:12:48,303 There's no one I admire more than you, 932 01:12:48,807 --> 01:12:50,004 but there's a limit. 933 01:12:53,266 --> 01:12:54,545 I came to tell you... 934 01:12:54,932 --> 01:12:57,302 I remember now: The night of the attack... 935 01:12:57,724 --> 01:13:01,634 I'd assigned Beuillard and Grenais to sentry duty. 936 01:13:01,932 --> 01:13:03,508 You have to let 'em go. 937 01:13:03,891 --> 01:13:06,095 I brought you the duty roster. 938 01:13:06,266 --> 01:13:07,842 Don't do this, Conan! 939 01:13:08,057 --> 01:13:10,048 It's a forgery, for sure. 940 01:13:10,224 --> 01:13:11,503 You'll go down with them. 941 01:13:14,766 --> 01:13:18,925 The cashier's dead! The gunner will talk. I'll get the evidence. 942 01:13:19,474 --> 01:13:23,219 I taught my boys not to get killed or screwed by pricks like you! 943 01:13:23,391 --> 01:13:26,093 You know they fucked up. They have to pay! 944 01:13:26,266 --> 01:13:27,806 You're not their nurse. 945 01:13:27,974 --> 01:13:31,386 They'll go back to their fields and factories. 946 01:13:31,557 --> 01:13:34,970 What'll you do? Whistle them up Sundays for a raid? 947 01:13:36,016 --> 01:13:37,473 A swell idea, that. 948 01:13:38,307 --> 01:13:40,428 Sure, a swell idea. 949 01:13:48,682 --> 01:13:50,590 What'd you do in civilian life? 950 01:13:52,516 --> 01:13:53,759 Civilian life? 951 01:13:55,224 --> 01:13:56,882 That's ages ago. 952 01:14:00,932 --> 01:14:02,591 Sewing notions. 953 01:14:03,557 --> 01:14:05,098 Shirts, too... 954 01:14:05,474 --> 01:14:07,429 My dad and I did the markets. 955 01:14:10,391 --> 01:14:11,718 This one, too? 956 01:14:15,099 --> 01:14:16,473 Well, why not... 957 01:14:16,682 --> 01:14:18,638 You like dropping charges? 958 01:14:18,807 --> 01:14:20,181 When necessary, sir. 959 01:14:20,349 --> 01:14:21,546 Case closed. 960 01:14:22,974 --> 01:14:24,348 Clear the decks! 961 01:14:24,516 --> 01:14:26,720 But not when it's flagrant. 962 01:14:26,891 --> 01:14:28,965 The Crystal Palace, for instance... 963 01:14:29,141 --> 01:14:30,930 I have some suspects, sir. 964 01:14:31,349 --> 01:14:32,925 Don't wear kid gloves! 965 01:14:33,099 --> 01:14:35,588 "Come clean! It's you!" Bam! Get a confession! 966 01:14:35,766 --> 01:14:38,301 The best is to scare them. 967 01:14:38,682 --> 01:14:40,554 They don't scare easily, sir. 968 01:14:44,141 --> 01:14:48,679 Personally, I have nothing against the English. They're... 969 01:14:49,182 --> 01:14:51,505 not very bright but very practical. 970 01:14:51,682 --> 01:14:55,925 Sensational with simple stuff. Some leaves, hot water, a pot... 971 01:14:56,182 --> 01:14:56,798 Tea! 972 01:14:57,641 --> 01:15:00,923 A round ball, rolls it with your foot... Soccer! 973 01:15:06,682 --> 01:15:10,261 Pick it up in your hands... Rugby! 974 01:15:11,432 --> 01:15:15,757 Excuse me, sir. I put in for special leave... 975 01:15:16,266 --> 01:15:17,463 I'd like to know. 976 01:15:17,641 --> 01:15:19,015 I was told. 977 01:15:19,516 --> 01:15:21,802 5 days? I need a cast-iron excuse. 978 01:15:22,724 --> 01:15:26,136 I want to defend my men at the court martial, sir. 979 01:15:26,641 --> 01:15:28,513 Yes, well, if you think... 980 01:15:28,891 --> 01:15:30,004 Affirmative. 981 01:15:30,182 --> 01:15:33,548 Sorry, sir, but I'm afraid that's impossible. 982 01:15:33,724 --> 01:15:36,094 The General needs a competent officer 983 01:15:36,266 --> 01:15:38,505 for the border control mission. 984 01:15:38,932 --> 01:15:42,926 I recommended Lt. Conan. The posting's come through. 985 01:15:43,807 --> 01:15:46,378 Well, if the General appointed you... 986 01:15:55,891 --> 01:15:58,344 Nice stunt! I oughta bust your head! 987 01:15:58,516 --> 01:15:59,345 It wouldn't help. 988 01:15:59,516 --> 01:16:02,928 I'd feel better. From now on, watch your step! 989 01:16:05,432 --> 01:16:08,632 So you prefer your thugs. No laws! No morality! 990 01:16:08,807 --> 01:16:10,679 I'm serious! To each his own! 991 01:16:10,849 --> 01:16:13,135 So watch your ass! 992 01:16:15,849 --> 01:16:18,882 That what you teach your students? To be a cop? 993 01:16:50,141 --> 01:16:51,799 Inspector Stefanesco... 994 01:16:51,974 --> 01:16:53,632 Deputy Inspector Romesco. 995 01:16:53,807 --> 01:16:55,763 Lt. Norbert, Judge Advocate. 996 01:16:55,932 --> 01:16:57,390 - Shall we go? - Now? 997 01:16:57,557 --> 01:16:59,844 It's best now. We'll surprise them. 998 01:17:02,099 --> 01:17:04,303 - We won't understand them. - So? 999 01:17:04,474 --> 01:17:06,678 Insist they speak French. 1000 01:17:06,849 --> 01:17:09,302 Try another solution, M. Loisy: Trust. 1001 01:17:09,474 --> 01:17:11,548 Hurry before we lose them. 1002 01:17:48,641 --> 01:17:50,430 What pitiful creatures! 1003 01:17:50,599 --> 01:17:53,218 At night, they create an illusion. 1004 01:17:53,807 --> 01:17:54,838 What's he doing? 1005 01:17:55,016 --> 01:17:57,551 Searching! This isn't a tea room! 1006 01:17:57,724 --> 01:17:59,549 Thanks! I noticed! 1007 01:18:03,349 --> 01:18:06,797 He says there's a Frenchman down the hall. 1008 01:18:24,557 --> 01:18:26,180 We expected you, Lt. 1009 01:18:26,474 --> 01:18:29,141 "We"? I don't understand, miss. 1010 01:18:29,307 --> 01:18:30,006 Sure you do! 1011 01:18:30,682 --> 01:18:31,677 She and I make "We." 1012 01:18:31,849 --> 01:18:33,970 You made a racket coming up. 1013 01:18:34,141 --> 01:18:36,013 You should've left by now! 1014 01:18:36,182 --> 01:18:39,548 I did leave! I stopped off to say goodbye to a friend. 1015 01:18:39,724 --> 01:18:41,798 You have to bug my girl, too? 1016 01:18:41,974 --> 01:18:44,011 House search, Mr. Officer! 1017 01:18:45,516 --> 01:18:47,471 This is your home. 1018 01:18:47,641 --> 01:18:49,133 Tell them to piss off! 1019 01:18:49,307 --> 01:18:50,681 Go on, tell them! 1020 01:18:50,849 --> 01:18:53,053 Tell him to get his paws off! 1021 01:19:09,391 --> 01:19:11,097 A real pack of scum... 1022 01:19:11,641 --> 01:19:13,015 But you take the cake! 1023 01:19:14,974 --> 01:19:16,716 Nice, that chair trick! 1024 01:19:18,099 --> 01:19:19,841 Tell your pal to stand aside. 1025 01:19:20,557 --> 01:19:23,342 Shut up, fart! Salute and shut up. 1026 01:19:25,266 --> 01:19:26,593 See you, angel. 1027 01:19:27,474 --> 01:19:28,303 As for you... 1028 01:19:30,349 --> 01:19:32,553 You let him go like that? 1029 01:19:32,724 --> 01:19:34,217 He's off on a mission. 1030 01:19:34,391 --> 01:19:35,848 More reason to stop him! 1031 01:19:36,016 --> 01:19:38,053 I had the General appoint him. 1032 01:19:38,224 --> 01:19:41,839 If he showed in court, he could get his men acquitted. 1033 01:19:42,016 --> 01:19:43,592 And that, never! 1034 01:20:03,099 --> 01:20:06,796 There's a compatriot of yours, Miss Georgette... 1035 01:20:17,224 --> 01:20:21,763 Excuse me. I have a slight fever and must stay in bed. 1036 01:20:22,641 --> 01:20:24,715 But don't stand there, Lieutenant... 1037 01:20:25,307 --> 01:20:26,586 Do sit down. 1038 01:20:28,682 --> 01:20:30,223 These Romanian officers 1039 01:20:30,391 --> 01:20:33,721 are helping me on the Crystal Palace case. 1040 01:20:33,891 --> 01:20:36,260 I never set foot in there, young man. 1041 01:20:36,516 --> 01:20:40,047 When I first got here, in Feb. 1912... 1042 01:20:40,224 --> 01:20:43,092 ...God, how time flies!... 1043 01:20:43,266 --> 01:20:48,006 I'd just got my diploma. There was a post as French tutor... 1044 01:20:48,349 --> 01:20:49,676 Know this one? 1045 01:20:51,807 --> 01:20:53,265 Him neither! 1046 01:20:53,432 --> 01:20:55,506 When misfortune strikes, 1047 01:20:55,682 --> 01:20:58,680 you think it's once and for all. 1048 01:20:58,849 --> 01:21:02,843 But it's only the beginning of your troubles... 1049 01:21:05,557 --> 01:21:06,173 The bastard! 1050 01:21:06,557 --> 01:21:07,422 You know him? 1051 01:21:07,807 --> 01:21:09,134 A real thug! 1052 01:21:09,557 --> 01:21:10,884 A brute. 1053 01:21:11,474 --> 01:21:12,138 Forgeot. 1054 01:21:12,349 --> 01:21:13,214 Forgeol! 1055 01:21:13,557 --> 01:21:17,717 He'd extort money from the girls. I sure gave it to him! 1056 01:21:17,891 --> 01:21:20,723 But some girls give in right away. 1057 01:21:21,057 --> 01:21:22,550 They still beat you up. 1058 01:21:22,724 --> 01:21:26,469 They knock you teeth out, give you cigarette burns. 1059 01:21:26,641 --> 01:21:30,255 I told them: For Frenchmen, you're vile! 1060 01:21:30,432 --> 01:21:33,514 And that gunner, the worst of the lot! 1061 01:21:34,182 --> 01:21:35,344 But you know... 1062 01:21:36,182 --> 01:21:37,758 he was well fixed. 1063 01:21:37,932 --> 01:21:38,797 How's that? 1064 01:21:39,099 --> 01:21:40,343 Money! 1065 01:21:41,057 --> 01:21:42,171 Pockets full! 1066 01:21:43,474 --> 01:21:47,598 He wanted 3 of us at once: Teresa, Nina and me, 1067 01:21:47,766 --> 01:21:50,336 Georgette, because I speak French. 1068 01:21:50,516 --> 01:21:52,921 Remember the precise day? 1069 01:21:53,557 --> 01:21:55,678 3 weeks ago. It was a Sunday. 1070 01:21:56,016 --> 01:21:57,556 At Caspa's. I go Sundays. 1071 01:21:58,266 --> 01:22:00,635 So, Sunday, the 21st. 1072 01:22:00,807 --> 01:22:02,086 Just after the hold-up! 1073 01:22:02,266 --> 01:22:04,055 And he had large bank notes... 1074 01:22:11,182 --> 01:22:13,588 He got the picture. He's clever. 1075 01:22:14,266 --> 01:22:16,552 What else do you know about him? 1076 01:22:16,724 --> 01:22:18,798 As if I tried to see him again! 1077 01:22:18,974 --> 01:22:20,764 Who did he hang out with? 1078 01:22:21,016 --> 01:22:24,796 Wait! I remember him boasting he had a hideaway, 1079 01:22:24,974 --> 01:22:27,545 that he had it easy... But where? 1080 01:22:28,516 --> 01:22:32,095 Yes! An army eye hospital! 1081 01:22:32,266 --> 01:22:34,635 He made up some sight problems. 1082 01:22:34,807 --> 01:22:37,177 It's in a convent near... Cot... 1083 01:22:37,349 --> 01:22:38,546 Cotroceni. 1084 01:22:38,724 --> 01:22:39,968 That's it! 1085 01:22:46,766 --> 01:22:49,966 Thank you, Madam. You've been most helpful. 1086 01:22:50,474 --> 01:22:52,015 We'll meet again... 1087 01:22:52,182 --> 01:22:53,556 I hope. 1088 01:22:53,974 --> 01:22:55,088 Soon. 1089 01:22:59,057 --> 01:23:02,055 Glasses off, Forgeol! You can't fool me. 1090 01:23:03,516 --> 01:23:07,723 On the 16th, you took a girl to Valko's. For the night? 1091 01:23:08,724 --> 01:23:10,466 A whole night costs a lot. 1092 01:23:10,641 --> 01:23:12,015 I bargained. 1093 01:23:12,349 --> 01:23:13,758 You chatted with her? 1094 01:23:13,932 --> 01:23:15,306 They're not French. 1095 01:23:15,474 --> 01:23:18,009 Speaking of French... Georgette Raynaud... 1096 01:23:18,182 --> 01:23:20,138 She saw you with lots of cash... 1097 01:23:20,307 --> 01:23:22,132 For several girls at once. 1098 01:23:22,307 --> 01:23:24,926 Not at all! I wanted her to interpret. 1099 01:23:25,099 --> 01:23:27,385 But she turned them against me. 1100 01:23:27,557 --> 01:23:31,468 So you went to this girl's place. You had her address. 1101 01:23:31,766 --> 01:23:34,301 No, we went to a hotel. 1102 01:23:34,474 --> 01:23:35,552 Which hotel? 1103 01:23:36,099 --> 01:23:40,093 Streets, hotels... How do you manage, sir? In Romanian... 1104 01:23:40,266 --> 01:23:42,635 - Which area? - Behind the cathedral. 1105 01:23:43,141 --> 01:23:46,008 Together? From Valko's? 1106 01:23:47,182 --> 01:23:49,635 That's quite a haul! 1107 01:23:49,807 --> 01:23:52,722 She'd have been pinched for soliciting soldiers... 1108 01:23:53,224 --> 01:23:54,089 Quite a gutsy girl! 1109 01:23:54,266 --> 01:23:56,055 We went separately! 1110 01:23:56,557 --> 01:23:57,967 We were to meet there. 1111 01:23:58,391 --> 01:24:01,591 Not knowing the name of the hotel or the street... 1112 01:24:02,557 --> 01:24:05,306 At the time, I knew! 1113 01:24:05,474 --> 01:24:06,671 Her name? You knew that? 1114 01:24:06,849 --> 01:24:09,551 Nini. I call 'em all Nini. 1115 01:24:09,724 --> 01:24:13,172 As long as you pay them, their names... 1116 01:24:14,682 --> 01:24:16,969 So you said: "Nini, 1117 01:24:17,807 --> 01:24:22,714 "meet me in 15 minutes, on whatsit street, by the cathedral." 1118 01:24:22,891 --> 01:24:23,803 Something like that. 1119 01:24:23,974 --> 01:24:26,806 OK. Let's hear it in Romanian. 1120 01:24:29,391 --> 01:24:31,961 That's no proof. There's always a way... 1121 01:24:32,141 --> 01:24:34,380 And explain this, too... 1122 01:24:34,557 --> 01:24:37,639 The Crystal Palace thugs removed their stripes. 1123 01:24:37,807 --> 01:24:39,763 Yours have just been resewn! 1124 01:24:44,391 --> 01:24:46,132 You sure cornered him! 1125 01:24:46,432 --> 01:24:49,430 A fish! He was gaping like a fish! 1126 01:24:52,224 --> 01:24:54,014 Run the files down to HQ. 1127 01:24:54,182 --> 01:24:55,592 Not to your billets? 1128 01:24:56,724 --> 01:24:59,295 Look! I don't enjoy nailing them. 1129 01:24:59,474 --> 01:25:03,468 And what I enjoy even less is you enjoying it. 1130 01:25:05,516 --> 01:25:08,928 I did not wish to play this role before you today, 1131 01:25:09,682 --> 01:25:12,171 without quite understanding why. 1132 01:25:14,057 --> 01:25:18,761 Only now do I understand. I will try to express myself simply: 1133 01:25:20,599 --> 01:25:24,842 How can we condemn these men, all admirable comrades-in-arms? 1134 01:25:26,432 --> 01:25:28,174 How can we acquit these men, 1135 01:25:29,307 --> 01:25:31,843 all ruthless murderers of women? 1136 01:25:34,807 --> 01:25:36,086 I have no answer. 1137 01:25:41,391 --> 01:25:42,588 Don't sulk. 1138 01:25:42,766 --> 01:25:46,261 You got them off light. Conan will be thrilled. 1139 01:25:46,516 --> 01:25:47,629 I don't follow you. 1140 01:25:48,516 --> 01:25:53,090 I appreciated your tactical cunning, the way you played both sides... 1141 01:25:53,266 --> 01:25:56,761 "...condemn these heroes if you dare, I cannot!" 1142 01:25:56,932 --> 01:26:00,014 Sure, they're guilty, but you pushed the right button: 1143 01:26:00,182 --> 01:26:01,675 Execute these heroes? 1144 01:26:01,849 --> 01:26:04,089 I'm sure we can, but... 1145 01:26:04,266 --> 01:26:05,427 Good for them. 1146 01:26:13,224 --> 01:26:15,096 She's a nurse. English. 1147 01:26:15,266 --> 01:26:19,425 We couldn't talk, but in bed, she shrieks like a banshee! 1148 01:26:19,807 --> 01:26:21,181 - I'll miss her. - She's going? 1149 01:26:21,349 --> 01:26:23,221 Not her! Us! 1150 01:26:24,516 --> 01:26:25,759 You didn't know? 1151 01:26:26,224 --> 01:26:28,891 Back to Sofia to replace the colonials 1152 01:26:29,057 --> 01:26:31,463 and then we go fight the Russians. 1153 01:26:31,974 --> 01:26:35,422 You seem displeased. You civilians are funny. 1154 01:26:35,599 --> 01:26:38,550 Don't like the theatre of foreign operations? 1155 01:26:39,391 --> 01:26:42,223 That's what it's called now. Want a lift? 1156 01:26:54,682 --> 01:26:57,253 Nivelle and Mangin, off with their heads! 1157 01:26:57,724 --> 01:27:01,967 Butchers! 5000 dead a day, comrades! 1158 01:27:02,141 --> 01:27:04,215 The population of a small city. 1159 01:27:04,391 --> 01:27:07,175 An entire city, wiped off the map! 1160 01:27:07,349 --> 01:27:09,386 Swine! Murderers! 1161 01:27:09,557 --> 01:27:11,180 Save it for the judges! 1162 01:27:17,266 --> 01:27:19,138 Jesus, what luxury! 1163 01:27:19,599 --> 01:27:22,052 If I was rich, I'd piss all day long! 1164 01:27:30,016 --> 01:27:31,674 So they all got 3 years? 1165 01:27:31,849 --> 01:27:33,804 Yes, sir. 3 years. 1166 01:27:33,974 --> 01:27:36,723 With time off, they'll do... 6 months? 1167 01:27:36,891 --> 01:27:38,632 More like 10... I'd say a year. 1168 01:27:38,807 --> 01:27:41,924 What's a year? A blink of the eye. 1169 01:27:43,849 --> 01:27:46,420 But we have to shoot one now and then. 1170 01:27:49,141 --> 01:27:51,131 Case closed! 1171 01:27:51,307 --> 01:27:53,511 The Crystal Palace, fini! 1172 01:27:54,849 --> 01:27:57,516 Where are we? Going back north! 1173 01:27:57,849 --> 01:28:00,420 15 minutes later, south. Then west... 1174 01:28:00,599 --> 01:28:01,973 We stop, we start! 1175 01:28:02,141 --> 01:28:05,174 Problem's the Danube. Only 2 bridges left. 1176 01:28:05,349 --> 01:28:07,304 Madam Erlane's in Sofia! 1177 01:28:07,474 --> 01:28:09,714 She found out we'd be there, even before I did! 1178 01:28:09,891 --> 01:28:14,133 What a leech! She commandeered my phone 1179 01:28:14,307 --> 01:28:17,389 to call all the brass hats. She went after everyone! 1180 01:28:17,557 --> 01:28:20,342 She demands his release. "I know my son. 1181 01:28:20,516 --> 01:28:24,296 "It's a mistake. He even volunteered." Etcetera... 1182 01:28:24,974 --> 01:28:26,632 You work it out, on the double! 1183 01:28:27,641 --> 01:28:28,838 Not again! 1184 01:28:29,641 --> 01:28:31,466 Send me the conductor! 1185 01:28:31,641 --> 01:28:34,046 Bring me that horse's ass! 1186 01:28:34,641 --> 01:28:37,425 What the hell is this? Who said to get off? 1187 01:28:38,516 --> 01:28:40,222 The General wants our position. 1188 01:28:40,391 --> 01:28:43,305 I'd like to know myself! 1189 01:28:43,474 --> 01:28:46,674 He won't stop badgering me to keep him posted. 1190 01:28:46,849 --> 01:28:48,507 Go on. He's in a bad mood! 1191 01:28:48,682 --> 01:28:50,140 I'm going, I'm going. 1192 01:28:50,307 --> 01:28:55,509 I should've been demobilized 6 months ago. So what's 15 minutes? 1193 01:28:55,724 --> 01:28:57,051 What a business! 1194 01:29:02,682 --> 01:29:05,431 Who's shooting? They nuts or what? 1195 01:29:05,599 --> 01:29:07,140 Get back aboard! 1196 01:29:07,932 --> 01:29:09,176 Who's in charge here? 1197 01:29:09,766 --> 01:29:12,515 What was that? We're being sniped at? 1198 01:29:13,391 --> 01:29:17,764 I think the shots came from the train. 1199 01:29:17,932 --> 01:29:18,963 Shots at what? 1200 01:29:19,474 --> 01:29:21,963 Shots from my train! At what? 1201 01:29:22,141 --> 01:29:24,215 Sir! Boars! 1202 01:29:24,391 --> 01:29:26,132 I think they bagged 1 or 2. 1203 01:29:26,474 --> 01:29:27,671 I adore game! 1204 01:29:27,849 --> 01:29:30,338 Have the cooks carve us a filet! 1205 01:29:30,849 --> 01:29:33,254 If it's thin, the ribs will be tasty. 1206 01:29:33,432 --> 01:29:36,430 And some boar's head brawn! 1207 01:29:36,599 --> 01:29:37,713 They won't know how. 1208 01:29:37,891 --> 01:29:39,965 Send them in. I'll explain how. 1209 01:29:41,807 --> 01:29:44,130 - Brawn's tasty. - Delicious! 1210 01:29:46,141 --> 01:29:49,672 What're you doing here? Let's get moving! 1211 01:29:49,891 --> 01:29:51,088 It's the Danube, sir. 1212 01:29:51,266 --> 01:29:53,932 No excuses! Get a move on! 1213 01:29:54,099 --> 01:29:55,011 Yes, sir. 1214 01:29:55,182 --> 01:29:55,798 Bouvier! 1215 01:29:56,391 --> 01:29:58,180 A filet, the ribs... 1216 01:29:58,557 --> 01:29:59,836 and the brawn! 1217 01:30:09,807 --> 01:30:10,969 Greetings, Lieutenant. 1218 01:30:11,932 --> 01:30:14,136 See? As sharp-eyed as ever. 1219 01:30:16,057 --> 01:30:17,384 Still muckraking? 1220 01:30:19,432 --> 01:30:21,091 Since '14, they tell my boys: 1221 01:30:21,266 --> 01:30:24,098 "Nice work! Cut their throats! Keep it up!" 1222 01:30:24,266 --> 01:30:28,639 Now that nobody needs 'em, any clown has rights. 1223 01:30:28,807 --> 01:30:32,801 Now that they don't shit in their pants: Hup! 3 years! 1224 01:30:33,141 --> 01:30:35,925 Just for looting a cathouse! A bit stiff! 1225 01:30:36,599 --> 01:30:39,632 They sent 80'000 to the slaughter in 20 minutes! 1226 01:30:39,807 --> 01:30:40,921 Everyone fought. 1227 01:30:41,099 --> 01:30:42,296 Not everyone! 1228 01:30:42,474 --> 01:30:45,425 Squeezing the trigger, that's easy! 1229 01:30:45,599 --> 01:30:48,680 Bombs, cannons... Blind killing! Anybody can! 1230 01:30:48,849 --> 01:30:52,179 We went at 'em with knives, eye to eye! 1231 01:30:52,349 --> 01:30:56,508 A soldier will face down an armoured train but not a knife. 1232 01:30:56,682 --> 01:31:00,214 We cut throats to scare a whole regiment. 1233 01:31:00,391 --> 01:31:03,839 We won the war. 3000 of us. 1234 01:31:04,016 --> 01:31:06,053 - And the rest? - They only fought it. 1235 01:31:06,224 --> 01:31:08,891 There are new rules. You have to adapt. 1236 01:31:09,057 --> 01:31:11,297 Right! Adapt... 1237 01:31:12,224 --> 01:31:14,677 Ask a dog to adapt to salad! 1238 01:31:33,016 --> 01:31:36,346 I can light a fire, I just can't relight it. 1239 01:31:36,516 --> 01:31:40,556 Jughead! Pretend it went out and you're lighting it. 1240 01:31:40,724 --> 01:31:42,679 But that's relighting! 1241 01:31:53,849 --> 01:31:58,305 C'mon, c'mon, you outcasts. 1242 01:31:58,474 --> 01:32:01,970 The cops, the wealthy. 1243 01:32:02,141 --> 01:32:06,217 Will hang one day. 1244 01:32:16,349 --> 01:32:17,628 Where are we? 1245 01:32:20,891 --> 01:32:22,467 What can you see? 1246 01:32:22,932 --> 01:32:24,010 Nothing! 1247 01:32:24,182 --> 01:32:27,133 Can't see a thing! Not a thing! 1248 01:32:27,516 --> 01:32:28,795 Where are we? 1249 01:32:29,349 --> 01:32:31,221 Sofia, sir. 1250 01:32:31,432 --> 01:32:33,755 No one warned me! I'm stark naked! 1251 01:32:33,932 --> 01:32:36,503 Who's in charge? Put them under arrest! 1252 01:32:37,266 --> 01:32:38,379 You've time, sir. 1253 01:32:38,557 --> 01:32:39,931 I'm still naked! 1254 01:32:42,432 --> 01:32:43,711 Sofia! 1255 01:32:44,557 --> 01:32:48,598 Cars 8 and 12, detrain! The others back aboard! 1256 01:32:54,016 --> 01:32:56,006 Why only the first 4 cars? 1257 01:32:56,182 --> 01:32:59,015 Dunno. Some go on to Gorna-Banja. 1258 01:32:59,182 --> 01:32:59,881 Is it far? 1259 01:33:00,057 --> 01:33:03,921 3 miles! It's a spa with hot baths... 1260 01:33:04,099 --> 01:33:07,381 If the girls are like the baths, okay by me! 1261 01:33:17,391 --> 01:33:18,800 Lt. Norbert, I'm... 1262 01:33:18,974 --> 01:33:21,130 I know. We met in Bucharest. 1263 01:33:21,307 --> 01:33:24,092 The prison in Bucharest. 1264 01:33:24,724 --> 01:33:27,426 Why do you insist on condemning my son? 1265 01:33:27,891 --> 01:33:31,091 I'm just prosecuting, Madam, that's all. 1266 01:33:31,266 --> 01:33:33,055 Explain the difference. 1267 01:33:34,724 --> 01:33:36,217 This way, please. 1268 01:33:36,849 --> 01:33:40,510 He never weighed his proper weight. 1269 01:33:40,807 --> 01:33:43,130 I mean, for his height. 1270 01:33:44,141 --> 01:33:48,134 That's what Dr. Gilet-Pons told me on each visit: 1271 01:33:48,307 --> 01:33:49,883 "He's underweight." 1272 01:33:50,057 --> 01:33:53,174 I sent him to Roscoff for the calcium. 1273 01:33:53,474 --> 01:33:55,346 It gave him nose bleeds. 1274 01:33:55,641 --> 01:33:57,797 Right off! Every day! 1275 01:33:58,224 --> 01:34:02,348 The air was too strong. He came home even thinner. 1276 01:34:02,557 --> 01:34:04,133 And then he volunteered! 1277 01:34:05,099 --> 01:34:07,766 He was turned down for officer's school, 1278 01:34:07,932 --> 01:34:11,511 but, suddenly, good enough for this butchery! 1279 01:34:12,307 --> 01:34:16,135 He came home elated: "Mother, I signed up!" 1280 01:34:16,932 --> 01:34:18,390 I thought I'd faint. 1281 01:34:19,099 --> 01:34:20,011 Faint! 1282 01:34:20,349 --> 01:34:22,007 I moved heaven and earth, 1283 01:34:22,807 --> 01:34:25,047 fasted, prayed night and day. 1284 01:34:25,724 --> 01:34:29,172 His father, a navy commander, died in combat. 1285 01:34:29,641 --> 01:34:31,927 Like my brother, in his plane. 1286 01:34:33,141 --> 01:34:34,847 And the husband of... 1287 01:34:35,391 --> 01:34:38,093 My family's done its share, no? 1288 01:34:40,516 --> 01:34:44,556 I saw everyone... cabinet ministers, chiefs of staff, 1289 01:34:44,724 --> 01:34:46,347 the Lord Bishop Pelletier... 1290 01:34:46,932 --> 01:34:48,888 Empty promises! 1291 01:34:49,057 --> 01:34:50,219 Promises? 1292 01:34:50,724 --> 01:34:54,552 To discharge him... annul this nonsense! 1293 01:34:55,807 --> 01:34:58,094 My only choice was the Eastern Front. 1294 01:35:00,224 --> 01:35:02,795 I should have helped him become a priest, 1295 01:35:03,141 --> 01:35:06,636 like so many other over-sensitive adolescents. 1296 01:35:07,182 --> 01:35:08,758 His father protested. 1297 01:35:09,182 --> 01:35:10,260 I gave in. 1298 01:35:10,807 --> 01:35:11,969 I was a fool! 1299 01:35:12,974 --> 01:35:14,965 We have chaplains at the front. 1300 01:35:15,141 --> 01:35:17,013 They don't shoot guns! 1301 01:35:17,432 --> 01:35:20,134 In any case, they're not shot at! 1302 01:35:22,182 --> 01:35:25,714 You're like Pitard... "Chatter on!" 1303 01:35:26,641 --> 01:35:28,715 He's a perfect imbecile! 1304 01:35:29,641 --> 01:35:32,094 Felix. Your general. 1305 01:35:32,849 --> 01:35:34,555 You can tell him from me. 1306 01:35:35,182 --> 01:35:37,220 Your general is a cretin. 1307 01:35:37,641 --> 01:35:40,211 Liautey called him "Pitiful Pitard". 1308 01:35:41,849 --> 01:35:44,681 One word from him and Jean would be free. 1309 01:35:44,974 --> 01:35:49,264 But no! He spouts on. What bombast! 1310 01:35:50,641 --> 01:35:52,761 While my poor little boy... 1311 01:35:55,432 --> 01:35:57,091 I'll show you his letters. 1312 01:35:58,724 --> 01:36:04,140 In one he writes how he took refuge in a church during a patrol. 1313 01:36:04,557 --> 01:36:07,888 He was so exhausted, so worn out, 1314 01:36:08,224 --> 01:36:10,926 that he hadn't the strength to pray. 1315 01:36:11,641 --> 01:36:12,470 Him! 1316 01:36:16,391 --> 01:36:20,052 What wrong did he ever commit? Tell me! 1317 01:36:20,474 --> 01:36:21,718 What has he done? 1318 01:36:26,891 --> 01:36:29,509 I see from your file that you volunteered. 1319 01:36:30,807 --> 01:36:31,838 On a whim? 1320 01:36:32,391 --> 01:36:33,588 Well, no. 1321 01:36:34,099 --> 01:36:36,718 All my class signed up the same day. 1322 01:36:37,057 --> 01:36:38,716 And you went along? 1323 01:36:41,182 --> 01:36:43,635 You signed up... and deserted? 1324 01:36:43,891 --> 01:36:46,344 I didn't desert. I got lost. 1325 01:36:50,849 --> 01:36:53,172 De Scève is your company commander? 1326 01:36:54,224 --> 01:36:55,468 Your opinion of him? 1327 01:36:59,932 --> 01:37:01,176 Mr. Loisy, 1328 01:37:01,474 --> 01:37:03,015 fetch 2 clean blankets 1329 01:37:03,182 --> 01:37:04,556 for the prisoner. 1330 01:37:04,849 --> 01:37:06,010 2 blankets? Me? 1331 01:37:06,349 --> 01:37:11,136 Yes, please! Stop looking shocked at my every order. It's irritating! 1332 01:37:20,724 --> 01:37:21,672 Cigarette? 1333 01:37:22,307 --> 01:37:23,634 It makes me cough. 1334 01:37:27,641 --> 01:37:29,217 Get along with De Scève? 1335 01:37:33,141 --> 01:37:35,013 "The Excuser"! 1336 01:37:36,016 --> 01:37:38,006 That's what Bouvier calls you. 1337 01:37:38,391 --> 01:37:40,298 Coming from him, it's nice. 1338 01:37:40,682 --> 01:37:43,052 From Accuser to Excuser. 1339 01:37:44,807 --> 01:37:48,303 He thinks you give the guilty a way out. 1340 01:37:48,474 --> 01:37:50,264 What do you think? 1341 01:37:50,599 --> 01:37:52,839 I'm a career officer. 1342 01:37:53,016 --> 01:37:54,841 Stubborn, brutal... like him! 1343 01:37:55,016 --> 01:37:56,177 Are you? 1344 01:37:57,057 --> 01:38:01,051 I think after all these men have gone through, you're right. 1345 01:38:01,557 --> 01:38:04,128 I'm touched. All the more so because I have a problem. 1346 01:38:04,307 --> 01:38:05,504 What are you doing? 1347 01:38:06,849 --> 01:38:08,176 My saddle's slipping. 1348 01:38:09,474 --> 01:38:12,009 I'm listening. Your problem? 1349 01:38:12,182 --> 01:38:14,671 It concerns one of your men, Jean Erlane. 1350 01:38:15,349 --> 01:38:17,340 He's in a very bad fix. 1351 01:38:17,516 --> 01:38:19,257 What? They found Erlane? 1352 01:38:19,432 --> 01:38:20,842 I questioned him. 1353 01:38:21,016 --> 01:38:22,971 That little prick's alive? 1354 01:38:23,432 --> 01:38:25,553 He says he got lost running orders. 1355 01:38:25,724 --> 01:38:27,761 The bastard deserted! 1356 01:38:30,099 --> 01:38:33,050 Yet he's from a family of soldiers and seamen. 1357 01:38:33,224 --> 01:38:36,056 I know them better than you. We're related. 1358 01:38:36,224 --> 01:38:37,053 So? 1359 01:38:37,224 --> 01:38:40,008 So this boy is the blot, the failure! 1360 01:38:40,307 --> 01:38:42,132 The one to smother at birth. 1361 01:38:42,599 --> 01:38:46,047 Sadly, cowards develop late. 1362 01:38:46,224 --> 01:38:49,720 If a shell burst a mile off, he'd dive for cover! 1363 01:38:49,891 --> 01:38:51,632 You had to kick him back on his feet! 1364 01:38:51,807 --> 01:38:54,378 In fact, he was a perpetual deserter! 1365 01:38:56,766 --> 01:39:00,676 Deserter to the enemy? I'd head the firing squad. 1366 01:39:01,057 --> 01:39:02,431 You're not listening to me! 1367 01:39:03,599 --> 01:39:05,636 I need your help, Conan. 1368 01:39:06,224 --> 01:39:08,179 You asked for it and now... 1369 01:39:08,349 --> 01:39:10,802 Cut it out! We got along, didn't we? 1370 01:39:13,391 --> 01:39:15,760 All right. Spit it out. 1371 01:39:16,307 --> 01:39:17,586 What d'you want to know? 1372 01:39:18,557 --> 01:39:21,390 The prisoners you'd take... You questioned them yourself? 1373 01:39:21,557 --> 01:39:22,588 Naturally! 1374 01:39:22,766 --> 01:39:24,922 Did they talk? I mean... 1375 01:39:25,432 --> 01:39:27,222 All of them? Right off? 1376 01:39:27,391 --> 01:39:28,800 You'd like that! 1377 01:39:29,016 --> 01:39:33,886 No. Even if I beat 'em up, I'd only learn what I knew already. 1378 01:39:34,266 --> 01:39:36,055 He may not have talked. 1379 01:39:37,182 --> 01:39:41,010 Not a milksop like that. You show him the map: 1380 01:39:41,182 --> 01:39:42,675 - "Guns here?" - "Yes!" 1381 01:39:42,849 --> 01:39:44,472 - "Not here?" - "Uh, yes." 1382 01:39:44,641 --> 01:39:47,592 - "And this is a bed of begonias?" - "Sure!" 1383 01:39:48,516 --> 01:39:49,677 How can you know? 1384 01:39:52,141 --> 01:39:53,005 Sure you can. 1385 01:39:53,182 --> 01:39:54,889 I'd have to see the chickenshit myself. 1386 01:39:55,974 --> 01:39:56,922 Captain? 1387 01:39:57,224 --> 01:39:58,254 So what? 1388 01:39:58,641 --> 01:40:00,761 And I still deign to talk to you! 1389 01:40:01,349 --> 01:40:05,046 They give me 3 stripes but still want to shoot me! Pack of...! 1390 01:40:09,141 --> 01:40:11,759 You don't relight a cigar, but me... 1391 01:40:20,099 --> 01:40:21,094 Erlane... 1392 01:40:23,932 --> 01:40:25,888 That's Breton, isn't it? 1393 01:40:27,682 --> 01:40:28,961 From Dinan? 1394 01:40:31,557 --> 01:40:35,468 So you turned up at a Bulgarian outpost like a babe in the woods! 1395 01:40:35,641 --> 01:40:36,838 I can picture it. 1396 01:40:37,516 --> 01:40:41,344 You throw your gun down, raise your arms: "Me kaput!" 1397 01:40:41,724 --> 01:40:44,391 They take you into an officer's sap. Right? 1398 01:40:44,724 --> 01:40:45,885 Yes, sir. 1399 01:40:46,641 --> 01:40:47,968 He questioned you? 1400 01:40:48,557 --> 01:40:50,844 Yes, but later, in the rear. 1401 01:40:51,016 --> 01:40:55,175 Wrong move! Gotta interrogate in the field! 1402 01:40:55,724 --> 01:40:57,514 An on-the-spot review's best! 1403 01:41:00,557 --> 01:41:04,503 So you're behind the lines at their HQ in Gevgelija. 1404 01:41:07,432 --> 01:41:09,139 They laughed at you. 1405 01:41:10,057 --> 01:41:11,219 They laughed, right? 1406 01:41:13,516 --> 01:41:15,590 Suddenly, a major appears. 1407 01:41:15,766 --> 01:41:16,630 Something-chev. 1408 01:41:17,266 --> 01:41:18,095 Furnachev. 1409 01:41:19,891 --> 01:41:21,004 But he's not alone. 1410 01:41:23,141 --> 01:41:24,966 No. There was someone else. 1411 01:41:25,891 --> 01:41:27,467 He was a little more... 1412 01:41:28,474 --> 01:41:30,714 More cruel? Right? 1413 01:41:33,057 --> 01:41:34,633 I'll tell you what happened. 1414 01:41:36,641 --> 01:41:37,968 This Furnachev says to you: 1415 01:41:38,724 --> 01:41:40,347 "Here's the sector map. 1416 01:41:41,016 --> 01:41:42,390 "Now talk, 1417 01:41:42,849 --> 01:41:43,714 "or I'll kill you!" 1418 01:41:43,891 --> 01:41:47,635 Admit you talked, you creep, or I'll blow you away! 1419 01:41:47,807 --> 01:41:48,921 I'll count to 3! 1420 01:41:51,807 --> 01:41:54,213 Get some brandy before he croaks! 1421 01:42:03,224 --> 01:42:04,551 What'd I tell you? 1422 01:42:05,057 --> 01:42:08,091 The chickenshit couldn't give away a thing. 1423 01:42:11,391 --> 01:42:12,800 Not even a map of Paris! 1424 01:42:13,516 --> 01:42:14,464 Drink this. 1425 01:42:22,099 --> 01:42:24,931 He has no defense. Would you do it? 1426 01:42:25,099 --> 01:42:26,473 You're joking. 1427 01:42:26,849 --> 01:42:28,093 You're joking. 1428 01:42:33,016 --> 01:42:34,473 She comes every day. 1429 01:42:36,807 --> 01:42:38,181 You have to talk to her. 1430 01:42:38,557 --> 01:42:40,015 A woman like that... 1431 01:42:40,182 --> 01:42:43,678 And tell her what? That her son hasn't a chance? 1432 01:42:43,974 --> 01:42:46,095 You didn't handle De Scève right. 1433 01:42:48,599 --> 01:42:50,885 You may think it's none of my business. 1434 01:42:51,057 --> 01:42:53,546 Yes and no. You know my exploits. 1435 01:42:54,182 --> 01:42:58,425 I knew my boys, fear capacity, and the enemy's, as well. 1436 01:42:58,766 --> 01:43:01,515 Your Erlane is a pure, 100 % coward. 1437 01:43:01,891 --> 01:43:04,723 I'm convinced of it! So? 1438 01:43:05,224 --> 01:43:06,421 So drop it. 1439 01:43:06,891 --> 01:43:09,758 He's sick... among the sick. It's simple as pie. 1440 01:43:10,141 --> 01:43:14,383 He goes over to the enemy and I send him home to Mama? 1441 01:43:14,557 --> 01:43:16,844 You let yourself off easy! 1442 01:43:17,141 --> 01:43:18,219 - Me? - Sure! 1443 01:43:18,474 --> 01:43:20,511 Medics weed out the unfit. 1444 01:43:20,682 --> 01:43:23,253 You should've weeded out the cowards. 1445 01:43:23,432 --> 01:43:24,629 Who else could have? 1446 01:43:24,807 --> 01:43:27,343 You saw them at work. You didn't do it. 1447 01:43:27,682 --> 01:43:29,305 Erlane was predictable! 1448 01:43:29,682 --> 01:43:31,009 You are responsible! 1449 01:43:32,016 --> 01:43:33,888 Snuffing him is disgusting! 1450 01:43:41,891 --> 01:43:44,640 He's thick as a brick! 1451 01:43:45,516 --> 01:43:50,386 The kid's a blue blood. He betrayed not only his army, but his class! 1452 01:43:50,557 --> 01:43:52,631 - He's done for. - Not at all. 1453 01:43:53,057 --> 01:43:54,882 The padre's pleading? 1454 01:43:55,849 --> 01:43:58,847 We'll give him an on-the-spot briefing, 1455 01:43:59,057 --> 01:44:02,388 between De Scève's dugout and Hill 915. 1456 01:44:03,516 --> 01:44:04,843 We may find something. 1457 01:44:12,099 --> 01:44:15,429 I haven't lost my flair: This is the spot! 1458 01:44:19,766 --> 01:44:22,432 You won't find anything of value. 1459 01:44:23,349 --> 01:44:25,672 The peasants already cleaned it out. 1460 01:44:29,266 --> 01:44:30,758 Funny feeling, no? 1461 01:44:33,266 --> 01:44:35,055 De Scève's dugout... 1462 01:44:35,432 --> 01:44:37,506 Jittery Johnny's starting point. 1463 01:44:38,266 --> 01:44:39,095 And mine. 1464 01:44:41,432 --> 01:44:42,261 Here! 1465 01:44:42,724 --> 01:44:44,300 Socrates hill... 1466 01:44:44,849 --> 01:44:47,598 He was to deliver a dispatch to the gunners there. 1467 01:44:47,766 --> 01:44:49,472 I read the section report. 1468 01:44:49,641 --> 01:44:51,466 So did I. Routine stuff. 1469 01:44:52,266 --> 01:44:53,214 Hold on! 1470 01:44:53,516 --> 01:44:57,213 2 Boche batteries start pounding around about 7 p.m. 1471 01:44:57,391 --> 01:44:59,428 As recorded by adjutant Perdrix. 1472 01:44:59,974 --> 01:45:00,590 Correct. 1473 01:45:01,766 --> 01:45:05,380 7 pm... Erlane arrives at the height of fireworks. 1474 01:45:05,557 --> 01:45:09,005 Perdrix controls Hill 915. But he's being hammered at. 1475 01:45:10,932 --> 01:45:12,923 Hill 915 is there. 1476 01:45:13,099 --> 01:45:15,255 Shells falling there... there... 1477 01:45:16,016 --> 01:45:18,220 There, where you are. Sheer hell! 1478 01:45:18,432 --> 01:45:21,466 The poor chap legs it for where the shelling's lightest. 1479 01:45:21,849 --> 01:45:23,639 Straight to the Bulgarians! 1480 01:45:35,141 --> 01:45:36,717 Is it far to go? 1481 01:45:36,891 --> 01:45:38,218 The worst is over. 1482 01:45:38,391 --> 01:45:42,431 I may be imagining things... It still smells of gunpowder, no? 1483 01:45:44,099 --> 01:45:46,303 The Bulgarian patrols came this far. 1484 01:45:47,182 --> 01:45:49,505 Maybe the kid was taken. 1485 01:45:49,932 --> 01:45:52,338 A simple prisoner! 1486 01:45:52,516 --> 01:45:54,755 He never said that. 1487 01:45:55,391 --> 01:45:56,385 Chauchat cartridge... 1488 01:45:57,891 --> 01:46:00,640 I finished off a few in these parts! 1489 01:46:01,224 --> 01:46:05,134 With grenades. We made a nice hash of 'em! 1490 01:46:05,391 --> 01:46:07,760 Here. A great big Bulgarian... 1491 01:46:07,932 --> 01:46:11,132 Holding his guts, hands full of blood and shit... 1492 01:46:11,516 --> 01:46:14,051 I shot him point-blank. Out of pity! 1493 01:46:18,182 --> 01:46:20,256 Your darkies really had several wives? 1494 01:46:21,099 --> 01:46:22,473 Polygamous, yes. 1495 01:46:22,766 --> 01:46:27,091 They're simple folk who do in full view what we conceal. 1496 01:46:27,266 --> 01:46:29,589 I'm for starting a fad! 1497 01:46:30,099 --> 01:46:32,634 Still, it's a bit shocking, no? 1498 01:46:33,224 --> 01:46:34,598 You get used to it. 1499 01:46:34,766 --> 01:46:37,089 How right we were to go there! 1500 01:46:37,266 --> 01:46:38,509 To teach 'em prudery? 1501 01:46:38,682 --> 01:46:42,130 No, to cure them. Shots. Against syphilis. 1502 01:46:47,099 --> 01:46:49,090 The peasants are home again. 1503 01:46:49,682 --> 01:46:51,424 Smoke in the chimneys... 1504 01:46:52,057 --> 01:46:54,628 Life goes on. 1505 01:46:54,807 --> 01:46:56,383 Not for everyone. 1506 01:46:57,599 --> 01:46:58,594 True enough, Captain. 1507 01:47:01,932 --> 01:47:03,129 An hour's march... 1508 01:47:03,932 --> 01:47:08,257 Erlane's scared shitless. It's a moonless night - I checked. 1509 01:47:08,724 --> 01:47:11,924 There's still some shooting. He doesn't know the sector. 1510 01:47:12,099 --> 01:47:15,180 If you're bushed, imagine his fatigue! 1511 01:47:15,349 --> 01:47:17,221 Stumbling, half dead... 1512 01:47:17,641 --> 01:47:20,804 He sees a helmet, raises his hands: "me prizonir"! 1513 01:47:20,974 --> 01:47:22,597 Maybe in Boche talk. 1514 01:47:22,766 --> 01:47:26,345 Reveal our positions? He can't. And it's pointless. 1515 01:47:26,682 --> 01:47:27,381 Why? 1516 01:47:28,391 --> 01:47:29,967 His dispatch was marked 1517 01:47:30,682 --> 01:47:35,672 with all the machine-gun positions. Those guys know how to read! 1518 01:47:35,932 --> 01:47:38,883 You've given me a defense for the poor boy. 1519 01:47:39,099 --> 01:47:42,014 And hope. I'll cite you as a witness. 1520 01:47:42,266 --> 01:47:46,176 Character witness? That'll cook his goose. 1521 01:47:46,349 --> 01:47:50,094 Those 5 generals won't see it like that. 1522 01:47:50,266 --> 01:47:54,094 Not one ever saw battle close enough to get the jitters. 1523 01:47:54,266 --> 01:47:55,545 And if I say that... 1524 01:47:56,182 --> 01:47:59,927 As Erlane's superior, your report on his conduct 1525 01:48:00,099 --> 01:48:02,385 shows you had little esteem for him. 1526 01:48:02,557 --> 01:48:05,046 None at all. He's not a soldier. 1527 01:48:05,224 --> 01:48:10,011 Can you be more specific? Was he guilty of insubordination? 1528 01:48:10,182 --> 01:48:13,015 No. He was the ideal subordinate. 1529 01:48:13,182 --> 01:48:16,382 Subordinate to everybody. A servant's mentality. 1530 01:48:16,557 --> 01:48:18,133 Item dismissed. 1531 01:48:18,599 --> 01:48:20,720 When you say, "He's no soldier." 1532 01:48:20,891 --> 01:48:24,054 Do you mean he's unfit physically? Or morally? 1533 01:48:24,391 --> 01:48:28,799 I see where you're trying to lead me. 1534 01:48:29,349 --> 01:48:34,255 Leave that kind of argument to the defense. That's his role. 1535 01:48:34,432 --> 01:48:37,134 Since you refer to me, Lt. De Scève, 1536 01:48:38,099 --> 01:48:39,343 I have one question: 1537 01:48:40,349 --> 01:48:43,133 When you entrusted Erlane with that dispatch, 1538 01:48:43,682 --> 01:48:46,052 was he aware of its content? 1539 01:48:48,057 --> 01:48:49,598 Or its importance? 1540 01:48:49,766 --> 01:48:51,638 Nor had he a sense of his role. 1541 01:48:51,974 --> 01:48:55,138 If he didn't know our gun placements, 1542 01:48:55,307 --> 01:48:59,881 which the Bulgarians could easily decipher, 1543 01:49:01,099 --> 01:49:02,841 then he's no longer 1544 01:49:03,016 --> 01:49:06,346 a conscious, deliberate deserter to the enemy, 1545 01:49:07,849 --> 01:49:11,297 but a mere boy of 20, weakened and vulnerable, 1546 01:49:12,099 --> 01:49:14,801 lost in a situation beyond his limits 1547 01:49:14,974 --> 01:49:16,550 and understanding. 1548 01:49:17,891 --> 01:49:20,296 There are the strong and the weak. 1549 01:49:20,766 --> 01:49:24,013 You want me to say that Erlane is sick, 1550 01:49:24,349 --> 01:49:26,884 an oversensitive and morbid soul, 1551 01:49:27,057 --> 01:49:29,972 paralysed by his emotions 1552 01:49:30,641 --> 01:49:32,299 and deprived of all will. 1553 01:49:33,266 --> 01:49:36,133 Thus, in certain cases, irresponsible. 1554 01:49:36,307 --> 01:49:39,424 That's the word you want to hear from my lips. 1555 01:49:40,141 --> 01:49:40,804 No! 1556 01:49:42,599 --> 01:49:43,796 Where is he from? 1557 01:49:44,349 --> 01:49:46,139 From a world I know. My world. 1558 01:49:46,307 --> 01:49:50,680 A world of highborn privilege and wealth. 1559 01:49:51,724 --> 01:49:54,343 He had it all, enjoyed it all. 1560 01:49:54,682 --> 01:49:56,720 The counterpart is valor. 1561 01:49:57,266 --> 01:49:59,470 The gravity of an action 1562 01:50:00,724 --> 01:50:03,556 depends on one's will to accomplish it. 1563 01:50:04,307 --> 01:50:07,803 I know a venial sin from a mortal one, Father. 1564 01:50:08,849 --> 01:50:12,380 He is guilty of treason, as he did not destroy the dispatch. 1565 01:50:12,766 --> 01:50:16,178 The enemy surprised us without a single casualty. 1566 01:50:16,349 --> 01:50:18,386 While we lost 37 men! 1567 01:50:19,349 --> 01:50:20,214 37! 1568 01:50:20,516 --> 01:50:22,672 You have no pity for this wretch! 1569 01:50:22,849 --> 01:50:24,639 You make declarations 1570 01:50:25,224 --> 01:50:26,966 that none can ever prove! 1571 01:50:27,849 --> 01:50:30,468 Or even refute! Not even him. 1572 01:50:31,932 --> 01:50:35,345 I wouldn't like to be in your place. 1573 01:50:35,932 --> 01:50:38,053 Neither do I. But I am. 1574 01:50:38,891 --> 01:50:41,972 I did many things these years I didn't care to do. 1575 01:50:45,182 --> 01:50:46,924 Between this officer, 1576 01:50:48,432 --> 01:50:50,802 certainly brave, and battle-trained, 1577 01:50:52,932 --> 01:50:55,930 and this youth, a stranger to violence and fear, 1578 01:50:57,016 --> 01:50:58,674 you have a choice to make, 1579 01:50:59,641 --> 01:51:02,046 without proof or certainty. 1580 01:51:03,391 --> 01:51:05,511 Yet we ask for justice. 1581 01:51:05,807 --> 01:51:08,426 One day the judges, too, shall be judged. 1582 01:51:09,474 --> 01:51:12,425 They will not be asked, "Were you just?" 1583 01:51:13,724 --> 01:51:14,553 but... 1584 01:51:15,932 --> 01:51:17,390 "Were you good?" 1585 01:51:18,891 --> 01:51:20,549 Head high, comrade! 1586 01:51:28,016 --> 01:51:30,172 There's still the plea for clemency. 1587 01:51:36,557 --> 01:51:40,468 Here's what I think of your menu, Mr. Ménard! 1588 01:51:41,016 --> 01:51:42,805 I want whiting à la Colbert. 1589 01:51:42,974 --> 01:51:45,545 No more boar! You had me eat it all by myself. 1590 01:51:45,724 --> 01:51:48,805 I'm sure of it! I'm fed up! 1591 01:51:50,182 --> 01:51:52,635 A la Colbert's easy. It's a whiting... 1592 01:51:52,807 --> 01:51:54,430 fried, floured... Colbert, what! 1593 01:51:55,057 --> 01:51:57,759 Whiting doesn't walk the streets here! 1594 01:51:59,807 --> 01:52:00,838 Work it out! 1595 01:52:02,682 --> 01:52:05,301 Now what? We're on manoeuvres again? 1596 01:52:05,474 --> 01:52:07,180 Sofia, Bucharest, Sofia! 1597 01:52:07,391 --> 01:52:10,922 And now the Danube delta! What the hell for? 1598 01:52:11,099 --> 01:52:14,547 And the men are asking why they haven't been demobilized. 1599 01:52:15,807 --> 01:52:19,504 Because we're an Expeditionary Force now, my boy. 1600 01:52:20,016 --> 01:52:23,014 Expeditionary meaning peace on a war footing! 1601 01:52:23,641 --> 01:52:24,802 I'm listening. 1602 01:52:25,599 --> 01:52:27,720 You didn't come to chitchat? 1603 01:52:27,891 --> 01:52:32,513 No, sir. I wish to be relieved of my judicial functions. 1604 01:52:33,307 --> 01:52:35,547 Relieved? You're resigning? 1605 01:52:36,682 --> 01:52:41,838 You dare bother me in the midst of the umpteenth packing! 1606 01:52:42,224 --> 01:52:45,590 You take me for a five-and-ten floorwalker? 1607 01:52:45,766 --> 01:52:49,048 You can't quit. I dismiss you! Back to your unit! 1608 01:52:49,349 --> 01:52:51,174 Destination: The bloody Danube! 1609 01:52:53,766 --> 01:52:54,844 I've got it! 1610 01:52:57,349 --> 01:52:58,925 I've got the missing file! 1611 01:52:59,099 --> 01:53:01,848 Hey, warden, we're freezing our butts off! 1612 01:53:02,016 --> 01:53:03,757 So which car is ours? 1613 01:53:06,057 --> 01:53:07,857 - What's happening? - That Romanian officer... 1614 01:53:09,307 --> 01:53:11,097 I filed a request for dismissal. 1615 01:53:11,641 --> 01:53:14,259 He died! So your request's kaput, too! 1616 01:53:14,432 --> 01:53:17,430 In a hurry? OK. Forward, march! 1617 01:53:30,182 --> 01:53:33,264 Class of '11! Eight years away from home! Goddamn! 1618 01:53:33,432 --> 01:53:36,051 7 years for me. Enough! 1619 01:53:36,474 --> 01:53:39,591 We fought for France. Even here. 1620 01:53:40,057 --> 01:53:44,003 Now they want us to fight an enemy who isn't our enemy anymore... 1621 01:53:44,182 --> 01:53:45,296 The Hungarians. 1622 01:53:45,766 --> 01:53:48,598 Even a former ally, the Russians! 1623 01:53:49,432 --> 01:53:51,304 Our families are waiting, 1624 01:53:51,557 --> 01:53:52,505 our wives, 1625 01:53:53,182 --> 01:53:55,220 kids we hardly know, 1626 01:53:55,641 --> 01:53:58,555 our jobs, our land. Life, what! 1627 01:53:58,849 --> 01:54:00,639 It can't go on like this. 1628 01:54:01,307 --> 01:54:03,014 We gotta put our foot down. 1629 01:54:03,307 --> 01:54:04,302 I do, anyway. 1630 01:54:04,474 --> 01:54:07,674 War at home ended a year ago! I say: Enough! 1631 01:54:11,557 --> 01:54:13,880 And I raise you 300... 1632 01:54:20,141 --> 01:54:23,174 What a bluffer! A regular cathouse card shark! 1633 01:54:23,557 --> 01:54:26,046 I'm cleaned out! Finished! 1634 01:54:30,057 --> 01:54:31,254 You had nothing? 1635 01:54:32,974 --> 01:54:34,632 Own up... you had nothing. 1636 01:54:41,724 --> 01:54:43,265 And no shit, y'hear? 1637 01:54:43,599 --> 01:54:46,004 Or I'll take your belts and suspenders! 1638 01:54:46,182 --> 01:54:49,264 Hey, warden, I didn't know you were such an ass! 1639 01:55:07,974 --> 01:55:10,842 Beyond the river, the Bolsheviks. You, here. 1640 01:55:11,682 --> 01:55:13,223 Me, behind the hill. 1641 01:55:13,391 --> 01:55:14,421 And then what? 1642 01:55:14,599 --> 01:55:16,008 We wait for them. 1643 01:55:17,266 --> 01:55:18,379 I've just seen Erlane. 1644 01:55:18,557 --> 01:55:21,923 His execution is in three days. No remorse? 1645 01:55:23,057 --> 01:55:25,131 Ground arms! 1646 01:55:25,891 --> 01:55:27,052 At ease! 1647 01:55:28,057 --> 01:55:29,515 Sergeant Lanzec... 1648 01:55:30,307 --> 01:55:31,469 Front and center! 1649 01:55:35,307 --> 01:55:37,630 You refused sentry duty? 1650 01:55:38,141 --> 01:55:40,546 Sentry duty against whom, sir? 1651 01:55:41,057 --> 01:55:43,131 The war's been over for 7 months. 1652 01:55:43,307 --> 01:55:44,930 I have no more enemies now. 1653 01:55:45,182 --> 01:55:49,176 My comrades and I request our return to France. 1654 01:55:50,099 --> 01:55:53,216 Those who agree, step forward! 1655 01:56:06,182 --> 01:56:07,260 Gendarmes! 1656 01:56:08,182 --> 01:56:09,344 Take them away! 1657 01:56:10,099 --> 01:56:12,634 To the stockade, with the others! 1658 01:56:19,182 --> 01:56:21,220 Those who broke rank... 1659 01:56:21,474 --> 01:56:22,255 Left! 1660 01:56:28,932 --> 01:56:29,927 Lanzec, 1661 01:56:30,641 --> 01:56:33,094 you'd be with me if not for your asthma. 1662 01:56:34,307 --> 01:56:36,760 If it was to do all over, I wonder... 1663 01:57:00,891 --> 01:57:03,426 This all seems so stupid and pointless. 1664 01:57:03,766 --> 01:57:06,135 You believe the war's over, too? 1665 01:57:07,099 --> 01:57:09,634 The war, no. All wars! 1666 01:57:09,807 --> 01:57:12,296 You're wrong, my boy. It's only the start. 1667 01:57:12,474 --> 01:57:14,879 Red vs. White, anarchy vs. Law, 1668 01:57:15,057 --> 01:57:18,139 believers vs. Cynics, good vs. Evil... 1669 01:57:18,641 --> 01:57:20,845 "The final combat..." that's their anthem! 1670 01:57:21,016 --> 01:57:24,179 They have nothing: No arms, no food, no chiefs... 1671 01:57:24,349 --> 01:57:26,802 They have hope. It's terrifying. 1672 01:57:27,182 --> 01:57:29,303 The Old Man planned it all? 1673 01:57:30,766 --> 01:57:31,678 You can tell. 1674 01:57:31,849 --> 01:57:34,882 We defend the road. No access, that way. 1675 01:57:35,057 --> 01:57:37,510 - Oh, yeah? - Too deep. 1676 01:57:38,932 --> 01:57:42,179 The dodo who decided that just dipped his toe in. 1677 01:57:42,766 --> 01:57:44,922 "General, I'm sinking..." 1678 01:57:45,099 --> 01:57:47,054 "It's up to my ankle!" 1679 01:57:48,099 --> 01:57:49,378 What a bunch of...! 1680 01:57:49,766 --> 01:57:51,258 I'd come this way! 1681 01:57:51,432 --> 01:57:53,755 Lying low on rafts, skiffs... 1682 01:57:53,932 --> 01:57:55,473 And suddenly...! 1683 01:57:55,641 --> 01:57:59,255 Up there, you'll only mow down the frogs! 1684 01:58:00,266 --> 01:58:01,296 He's right. 1685 01:58:01,474 --> 01:58:02,386 So? 1686 01:58:03,432 --> 01:58:05,304 You position there and cover. 1687 01:58:05,474 --> 01:58:07,678 But that's desertion of post... 1688 01:58:07,849 --> 01:58:09,223 3 years in the keep! 1689 01:58:09,432 --> 01:58:10,890 Do as you like, boys. 1690 01:58:11,432 --> 01:58:14,514 But a word of advice: Keep the machine-guns mobile. 1691 01:58:14,682 --> 01:58:15,381 Coming, warden? 1692 01:58:28,182 --> 01:58:29,924 Something moved! 1693 01:58:30,391 --> 01:58:32,595 - Seen anything? - Nope... 1694 01:58:33,182 --> 01:58:35,339 But something moved! 1695 01:58:39,974 --> 01:58:42,545 1st and 2nd companies, follow me! 1696 01:58:58,766 --> 01:59:01,598 Set up heavy machine-guns facing the marsh! 1697 01:59:33,766 --> 01:59:37,463 We're not the enemy! Those muzhiks are! 1698 01:59:37,641 --> 01:59:40,094 The command post's not answering! 1699 01:59:40,266 --> 01:59:43,264 They're in the latrine! You oughta know! 1700 01:59:43,432 --> 01:59:46,880 Do a good deed, Lt! 2 cases of grenades! 1701 01:59:47,391 --> 01:59:49,760 Grenais, Beuillard, the grenades! 1702 01:59:59,974 --> 02:00:02,178 I'll take responsibility! 1703 02:00:02,849 --> 02:00:03,844 Let's go, boys! 1704 02:00:04,016 --> 02:00:08,341 Machine-guns! Bring the gunners, if they like it or not! 1705 02:00:08,766 --> 02:00:11,847 If there're rifles in reserve, help yourselves! 1706 02:00:19,682 --> 02:00:21,638 Take these and move it - or else! 1707 02:00:21,807 --> 02:00:22,807 I've never used grenades! 1708 02:00:22,849 --> 02:00:26,215 It's high time you learned! Beats the firing squad! 1709 02:02:21,849 --> 02:02:23,639 Bastards! Scumbags! 1710 02:02:23,807 --> 02:02:25,514 Stop, Conan! 1711 02:02:25,891 --> 02:02:27,514 They're retreating! 1712 02:02:29,349 --> 02:02:32,098 Keep going, old man! 1713 02:02:32,724 --> 02:02:35,259 C'mon, Rouzic! 1714 02:02:35,807 --> 02:02:38,047 We'll get you, you buzzards! 1715 02:02:38,224 --> 02:02:40,973 Kill 'em all! 1716 02:03:18,141 --> 02:03:20,048 He got it in the back of the neck. 1717 02:03:22,766 --> 02:03:26,297 "And thus, Jean Erlane met his death, facing the enemy, 1718 02:03:26,891 --> 02:03:30,967 "redeeming his past behavior with heroic conduct. 1719 02:03:31,849 --> 02:03:34,384 "I can assure you, Madam, that he did not suffer. 1720 02:03:34,599 --> 02:03:37,763 "He will be remembered with gratitude by the regiment, 1721 02:03:37,932 --> 02:03:43,550 "for his part in the action led by the group of prisoners. 1722 02:03:44,057 --> 02:03:48,382 "I know that even the sincerest of words cannot alleviate the pain. 1723 02:03:49,016 --> 02:03:53,223 "Yet I wish to express my deepest sympathy..." 1724 02:05:04,682 --> 02:05:06,389 A beer, please. 1725 02:05:07,557 --> 02:05:09,513 Is Mr. Conan here? 1726 02:05:09,682 --> 02:05:12,965 - Someone for you! - Has he got a name? 1727 02:05:14,766 --> 02:05:16,223 Lt. Norbert, sir. 1728 02:05:18,057 --> 02:05:19,219 For Christ's sake! 1729 02:05:36,891 --> 02:05:38,265 In here, Lieutenant. 1730 02:05:39,057 --> 02:05:40,799 Who asked for lights? 1731 02:05:58,974 --> 02:05:59,969 I was passing through. 1732 02:06:03,724 --> 02:06:05,051 Me, too... 1733 02:06:06,057 --> 02:06:07,716 I'm passing. 1734 02:06:08,599 --> 02:06:11,170 Passing away, even... bit by bit. 1735 02:06:14,807 --> 02:06:16,265 You haven't changed much. 1736 02:06:17,266 --> 02:06:18,640 Just enough. 1737 02:06:20,141 --> 02:06:21,135 What d'you do? 1738 02:06:21,849 --> 02:06:24,598 You know: I try to understand. 1739 02:06:24,932 --> 02:06:25,845 Understand? 1740 02:06:26,641 --> 02:06:27,754 My pupils. 1741 02:06:28,849 --> 02:06:29,678 Oh, yeah... 1742 02:06:32,557 --> 02:06:33,505 That's good. 1743 02:06:37,974 --> 02:06:39,597 You shouldn't have come. 1744 02:06:41,224 --> 02:06:43,215 I think about you a lot. 1745 02:06:44,141 --> 02:06:44,886 I think, 1746 02:06:45,141 --> 02:06:47,131 "At least, he knew me alive." 1747 02:06:48,099 --> 04:13:37,753 You look fine. 1748 02:06:49,057 --> 02:06:50,088 Don't give me that! 1749 02:06:51,641 --> 02:06:53,181 I've made arrangements. 1750 02:06:54,224 --> 02:06:57,506 You'll get my cross and ribbons, some odds and ends, 1751 02:06:57,682 --> 02:06:59,720 a photo... You'll see. 1752 02:07:02,141 --> 02:07:03,930 The doc gave me 6 months. 1753 02:07:06,182 --> 02:07:07,296 6 months... 1754 02:07:07,891 --> 02:07:09,383 He's just being polite. 1755 02:07:11,307 --> 02:07:15,004 A nice guy. A fool, but a nice guy. 1756 02:07:25,557 --> 02:07:27,133 No, you shouldn't have come. 1757 02:07:28,557 --> 02:07:30,513 But I'm damn glad you did. 1758 02:07:33,599 --> 02:07:34,843 You all right here? 1759 02:07:35,349 --> 02:07:36,297 You kidding? 1760 02:07:37,349 --> 02:07:38,925 A bunch of slugs. 1761 02:07:39,891 --> 02:07:41,170 No one to talk to. 1762 02:07:42,641 --> 02:07:45,343 The best are inscribed on the war monument. 1763 02:07:45,891 --> 02:07:47,597 The rest are swill! 1764 02:07:49,516 --> 02:07:50,759 I'm married, too. 1765 02:07:51,307 --> 02:07:52,172 I know. 1766 02:07:52,682 --> 02:07:55,716 Your wife told me where to find you. 1767 02:07:55,891 --> 02:07:58,509 So you know why I can't invite you. 1768 02:07:58,682 --> 02:08:01,431 Anyway, I haven't the time. 1769 02:08:06,766 --> 02:08:09,135 You're still a rotten liar, Lieutenant. 1770 02:08:25,974 --> 02:08:29,091 Remember on the train to Bucharest, when I said... 1771 02:08:30,682 --> 02:08:32,803 there were 3000 of us? 1772 02:08:33,141 --> 02:08:33,970 Sofia. 1773 02:08:35,099 --> 02:08:36,556 On the train to Sofia. 1774 02:08:37,474 --> 02:08:38,588 It was snowing. 1775 02:08:47,599 --> 02:08:52,256 3000 of us at most who won this fucking war... 1776 02:08:52,474 --> 02:08:53,504 Of course! 1777 02:08:54,307 --> 02:08:55,930 Of course, I remember. 1778 02:08:56,849 --> 02:08:58,472 We only fought it. 1779 02:08:58,891 --> 02:09:01,011 You won it. 1780 02:09:06,391 --> 02:09:08,298 Well, if you get around, 1781 02:09:09,099 --> 02:09:11,634 you'll likely meet up with one or two. 1782 02:09:13,932 --> 02:09:15,923 Take a good look at 'em, old man... 1783 02:09:17,432 --> 02:09:18,546 A good look. 1784 02:09:19,974 --> 02:09:21,515 They're like me. 1785 02:09:22,182 --> 02:09:23,260 All of 'em! 118540