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Jake, I'm trying out
a new recipe.
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Do me a favor and taste it.
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Oh, Reg, I hate
when you make me do this.
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Oh, come on, I'm trying to add
something new to the menu.
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All right.
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Ugh.
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Mm.
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Is this apple pie you make with
crackers instead of real apples?
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It's meatloaf.
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It looks like tuna salad.
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But it tastes like apple pie.
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Hmm, meat that looks like fish
but tastes like dessert.
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You know, Reg,
you're getting better.
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Last week, you made pudding
that looked like meat,
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but tasted like fish.
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Large coffee to go, please.
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I need lots of caffeine.
I was awake all night long.
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Couldn't sleep, huh?
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No, I was up wishing
upon a star.
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Yes, I couldn't sleep.
It's been going on for a week.
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I wake up in the middle
of the night
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and I need to watch TV
to go back to sleep.
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So what's the problem?
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The problem is
my TV doesn't work.
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Ah, that piece
of crap never works.
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Look, Becker, as your super,
I'm begging you.
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Buy a new one.
When I bring friends
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to your apartment,
it's embarrassing.
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What?
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And get some better snacks, huh?
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It's not that bad.
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It's temporarily out of order.
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Uh, John, my eyes
are temporarily out of order.
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Your TV is dead.
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Yeah, Becker,
why don't you just get a new TV?
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It says here in the paper
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that Tech Town
is having a cheap bastard sale.
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Oh, sure, you know,
just get a new one.
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That's your answer
for everything.
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If it doesn't work,
don't fix it.
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Just throw it away.
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You know, that's the trouble
with our whole society.
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Everything's disposable,
you know.
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Nothing lasts. Nothing's valued.
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And remind me,
if I'm ever on life support,
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not to have you in charge
of pulling the plug.
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Like I could get to the front
of that line.
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Linda, what's going on?
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Oh, just the usual patient
stuff:
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"My head hurts, my back hurts."
Bunch of whiners.
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Is it too much to ask
to have a little coffee
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waiting for me when I get in?
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Yeah, no kidding.
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That's what I said
when I got in.
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Fine, I'll make
the damn coffee myself.
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Cool. Let me know
when it's ready.
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Where is the damn coffee?
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Margaret, I can't make coffee
just appear out of nowhere.
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I'm not a magician.
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Abracadabra.
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I take it by
your sunny disposition
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and the eight-piece set
of luggage under your eyes
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that you didn't sleep
again last night.
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No, I didn't.
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I've gotten three hours
in the last two days.
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I can't... How do you make
this stupid thing work?
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Give me that
before someone gets hurt.
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And you have a patient in 1.
Who?
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Mrs. Recinos.
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No, no, not that lunatic.
Not today.
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All right,
what's wrong with her?
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I mean, that I can fix.
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I have no idea.
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You didn't ask her?
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Mm-mm. I know better.
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Hi, Dr. Becker.
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Mrs. Recinos, what is it?
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You know when you told me
I need to drink
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eight glasses of water a day?
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Yes.
Well, I'm finding it difficult
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to drink all eight glasses
of water.
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How about if I drank
seven glasses of water
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and ate a big slice
of watermelon?
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Would that count?
No.
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How about seven glasses of water
and a can of water chestnuts?
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No.
How about a water bagel?
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No. No, not a water bagel.
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Not watercress.
Not a water buffalo.
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Just drink the water.
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You know, when I go swimming,
I always swallow a little water.
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Does that count?
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No.
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You know, you're probably right,
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because when I swim,
I get leg cramps.
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Do you have anything for that?
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I have some samples
of a new drug that might help.
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Thank you.
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Oh, yeah, and I'll try to find
something for you too.
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Margaret, I need to get
into the drug cabinet.
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Give me the key.
I don't have it.
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Yes, you do.
I gave it to you yesterday.
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And I gave it to Linda.
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And I gave it back to you.
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No, you didn't.
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Do you have any idea
what could happen
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if we lose the key
to the drug cabinet?
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Our patients would have to buy
all their drugs on the street?
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How can you be so irresponsible?
This is important.
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I want you to stop doing
what you're doing
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and go find the damn key.
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Margaret, I want you to phone
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this prescription in
for Mrs. Recinos.
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And will somebody please
get me some coffee?
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I can't function like this.
I can't concentrate.
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Look, my hands are shaking.
I barely know where I am.
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I'm running on fumes here,
Margaret.
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Okay, who's next?
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Hey, I'm Clay.
Welcome to Tech Town.
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You think tech, think Tech Town.
Totally tech all the time.
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That last part was mine.
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What can I do for you?
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Well, I'm having trouble
with my TV.
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Cool. We sell TVs.
We have a full line...
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No, no, no,
I don't want a new TV.
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Just give me a new one of these.
I'll be on my way.
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What is that?
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It's a tube.
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How old are you?
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Hey, listen...
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Okay, okay, look,
forget your old TV.
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Check this out.
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Sixty-one-inch,
HDTV upgradeable,
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digital comb filter,
80 watts of audio,
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two-tuner picture-in-picture.
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Oh, my God.
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On sale, only 2600.
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Dollars?
Yup.
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My car didn't cost $2600.
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Now, why doesn't that
surprise me?
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Okay, you and I
need to communicate.
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Why don't you tell me how much
you're thinking of spending?
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I'm not thinking
of spending anything.
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But if I were, ahem...
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Well, what could I get
for 200 bucks?
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Four years of TV Guide.
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Now, how about this?
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Thirty-six-inch,
full AV and S inputs,
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picture-in-picture.
Picture-in-pic...
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I can't think
of two things on TV.
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I like to watch
in the same week,
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let alone at the same time.
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Look, I don't want a new TV.
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I just want a new one of these
so I can fix my TV.
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And it only has one picture.
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You know, no inputs,
no surround sound.
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One TV, one picture.
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Sometimes my boss is,
like, insane.
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I swear, every time
I turn around, he's on my ass.
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It's like he's everywhere.
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Oh, I shouldn't have had
that last margarita.
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Give me something,
anything, a picture.
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A flicker. Anything.
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Ah, thattagirl.
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Well...
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All right.
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Hello?
Hey, Jake, what's up?
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Who is this? John?
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What the hell,
it's the middle of the night.
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No, it's early.
It's like 2:30.
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Listen, I was just thinking.
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Do you wanna come over
and watch some TV?
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Are you crazy?
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Yeah, you're right,
you're right.
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You've got the big screen.
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Hey, I know,
why don't I come over there?
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Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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Oh, for...
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Is John here?
Yep.
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What were you thinking,
calling me at 2?
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He's at the table, Jake.
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Don't you think
about anyone else?
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More to your right.
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John, okay, other people
have to sleep...
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Too far right.
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All right,
I know he's here somewhere.
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Now, John, I'm only gonna
tell you this once.
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You either get yourself
a new TV
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or you get a new friend,
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because if you pull
this crap again,
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I'm gonna come to your house
and club you unconscious.
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Oh, would you?
I'd really appreciate it.
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Like I could get to
the front of that line.
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Yeah, Becker, this no-sleep
thing is getting chronic.
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I mean, maybe it's not
just about your TV.
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Often, insomnia
is the physical manifestation
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of some deep-seated
psychological issue.
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Yeah, you see,
this is how bad my insomnia is.
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Even your psychobabble
isn't putting me to sleep.
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All I'm saying is
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there could be something
going on in your subconscious.
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Whatever's in my subconscious
is none of my business.
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Well, well, I see all the flies
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have gathered
around the dumpster.
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You know, Bob, you're my super.
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I've called you, like,
12 times to fix my window,
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so don't give me
any of your lame excuses.
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Would my mother having surgery
be a lame excuse?
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No, I guess it wouldn't be.
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Well, then that's what happened.
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Becker, there are other things
you can try to get to sleep.
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Yeah, like yoga.
That helps people sleep.
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I know it helps Bob relax.
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You do yoga?
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No, but the girl in 4-C does.
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One time Bob got so relaxed,
he fell off her fire escape.
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John, you should do
like my grandmother used to do.
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She used to take a hot towel,
dip it in lavender,
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and then wrap it
around her head.
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Yeah, is that the same
grandmother
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used to put garlic cloves
in your shoes?
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Hey, she was protecting me
from evil spirits.
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So we've got yoga and voodoo.
Anything else?
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Well, you could get
one of those relaxation tapes
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where some boring guy
talks you to sleep.
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It's not working now,
why should it work later?
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Oh, where is my head? Unh.
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John, you look awful.
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This is crazy. You can't
function without sleep.
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Oh, please, Margaret,
when I was in medical school,
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I used to go without sleep
for weeks at a time.
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No problem.
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And 20 years ago,
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I could dance all night
in a halter top and hot pants.
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Things change.
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Margaret, I'm fine.
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You are not fine.
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Let me cancel the patients.
Go home and get some sleep.
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No, no, no,
don't cancel the sleep.
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I'll get some patients soon.
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Well, well, well,
guess what I found this morning.
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I'm not in the mood
for guessing games. Get up.
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Well, then I'll get
right to the point.
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It's not so easy when the shoe's
on the other foot, is it?
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That can't possibly be
the point.
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I'm talking about this.
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It's the key to the drug cabinet
that you accused me of losing.
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I was home making coffee
this morning,
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and I found it
in the same bag of coffee
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that you used here yesterday.
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What was office coffee
doing at your apartment?
251
00:11:41,536 --> 00:11:42,856
If I hadn't stolen the coffee,
252
00:11:42,856 --> 00:11:45,536
we'd never have found the key.
253
00:11:45,536 --> 00:11:48,417
So the next time you assume
something's my fault,
254
00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:50,337
just remember,
when you "assume,"
255
00:11:50,337 --> 00:11:53,777
you make an ass out of me.
256
00:11:56,658 --> 00:11:58,098
John?
257
00:11:58,098 --> 00:12:00,018
John, Dr. Regozy stopped by.
258
00:12:00,018 --> 00:12:01,178
He wants to talk to you
259
00:12:01,178 --> 00:12:03,058
about that patient
you referred to him.
260
00:12:03,058 --> 00:12:04,058
Oh, but I gotta warn you,
261
00:12:04,058 --> 00:12:05,618
he's a little hard to
understand, so...
262
00:12:05,618 --> 00:12:06,979
Margaret, I'm a doctor.
263
00:12:06,979 --> 00:12:08,419
I know how to talk
to another doctor.
264
00:12:08,419 --> 00:12:10,699
We have our own
medical shorthand.
265
00:12:10,699 --> 00:12:12,499
For God's sake.
266
00:12:14,099 --> 00:12:16,220
Ah.
Ah, Dr. Regozy.
267
00:12:16,220 --> 00:12:18,860
Sorry to...in...neighbourhood
268
00:12:18,860 --> 00:12:20,220
and...wanted...
269
00:12:20,220 --> 00:12:22,060
that Mr. Carver...
270
00:12:23,901 --> 00:12:26,701
I'm sorry. What?
271
00:12:26,701 --> 00:12:30,381
The liver...
is working perfect...
272
00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:37,902
Well, I'm, ahem,
more tired than I thought.
273
00:12:37,902 --> 00:12:39,542
Margaret?
Uh-uh.
274
00:12:41,462 --> 00:12:45,663
Don't look at me. I'm lost
in the medical shorthand.
275
00:12:46,663 --> 00:12:48,943
No, no, no,
it's just...accent.
276
00:12:48,943 --> 00:12:51,384
Sometimes people...
hard time understanding...
277
00:12:51,384 --> 00:12:53,184
Huh. Well, bye-bye.
278
00:12:53,184 --> 00:12:55,704
Bye-bye. Uh, thanks
for dropping by.
279
00:12:56,824 --> 00:12:58,544
I'll do that.
Ha, ha.
280
00:13:00,145 --> 00:13:02,905
Hell of a nice guy.
He left a chart.
281
00:13:02,905 --> 00:13:05,385
Yeah, I know that.
He, uh... He mentioned it.
282
00:13:11,306 --> 00:13:12,826
MAN
The key to a restful sleep
283
00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:14,986
is total relaxation,
284
00:13:14,986 --> 00:13:17,707
easing the tension
in your body,
285
00:13:17,707 --> 00:13:22,027
one muscle at a time.
286
00:13:22,027 --> 00:13:24,907
Let's start with your feet.
287
00:13:24,907 --> 00:13:26,548
All right, okay.
288
00:13:26,548 --> 00:13:30,068
Now relax your calves.
289
00:13:30,068 --> 00:13:31,388
Good. That's good.
290
00:13:31,388 --> 00:13:33,188
Now relax your thighs.
291
00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:35,389
Now, wait a minute,
I didn't say...
292
00:13:35,389 --> 00:13:38,749
Now relax your buttocks.
293
00:13:40,829 --> 00:13:43,389
I don't know which is worse,
you dressed like Norma Desmond
294
00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:46,110
or that some guy's telling you
to relax your ass.
295
00:13:46,110 --> 00:13:47,870
It happens to be
a lavender head wrap.
296
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,470
Oh, my mistake, Coco.
297
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:53,551
What are you doing here?
Gonna build you a tree house.
298
00:13:53,551 --> 00:13:56,231
What do you think I'm doing?
I'm here to fix your window.
299
00:13:56,231 --> 00:14:00,431
Well, hurry up, will you?
I need to get some sleep.
300
00:14:00,431 --> 00:14:03,072
You're floating on a pillow
of air.
301
00:14:03,072 --> 00:14:06,232
Everything is calm and
peaceful.
302
00:14:07,992 --> 00:14:09,712
Get out, Bob.
303
00:14:09,712 --> 00:14:12,193
I can't stand looking at you.
304
00:14:12,193 --> 00:14:16,313
Come on, Tammy.
You promised I could stay, baby.
305
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:18,033
It's our honeymoon.
306
00:14:20,514 --> 00:14:22,274
Come on, give me something.
307
00:14:22,274 --> 00:14:24,634
You know, a crappy movie,
an infomercial.
308
00:14:24,634 --> 00:14:25,874
Anything.
309
00:14:29,795 --> 00:14:31,555
Oh, no, don't die.
310
00:14:31,555 --> 00:14:35,155
Come on. Live.
Live, damn it. Live.
311
00:14:39,236 --> 00:14:41,476
I don't believe this.
312
00:14:47,357 --> 00:14:49,517
JAKE
Hi, this is Jake.
313
00:14:49,517 --> 00:14:51,357
Look out the window,
then look in the mirror.
314
00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:53,397
If it's dark outside
and you're John Becker,
315
00:14:53,397 --> 00:14:56,598
do me a favor, go to hell.
316
00:14:56,598 --> 00:14:59,598
Rude, but you've gotta admire
the effort.
317
00:15:12,719 --> 00:15:15,120
Hello?
Hey, Reg.
318
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,440
Huh?
319
00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,720
It's Becker. What do you need?
320
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,040
What?
321
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,240
Well, it's 2 in the morning.
322
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,201
You must have wanted something.
323
00:15:23,201 --> 00:15:25,841
I... I didn't call you.
324
00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:27,401
What's the difference?
We're talking.
325
00:15:27,401 --> 00:15:29,001
Yeah. Hey, as long
as you're up,
326
00:15:29,001 --> 00:15:31,441
you mind if I come over
and watch your TV?
327
00:15:31,441 --> 00:15:33,642
How do you know I'm not here
with someone else?
328
00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:36,202
Are you?
329
00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:37,722
Okay, come over.
330
00:15:37,722 --> 00:15:41,003
But this is gonna end tonight.
We're gonna go buy you a new TV.
331
00:15:41,003 --> 00:15:42,643
What, now?
332
00:15:42,643 --> 00:15:43,883
Those places are open all night.
333
00:15:43,883 --> 00:15:45,803
You think you're the only idiot
in New York?
334
00:15:45,803 --> 00:15:47,723
All right, I'll be over
in 20 minutes.
335
00:15:47,723 --> 00:15:51,564
Bob, get out of here, will you?
Go sleep in your own bed.
336
00:15:53,724 --> 00:15:55,804
Okay...
337
00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:06,365
Will you just listen to me?
338
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,446
You know, Bob was there
to fix my window.
339
00:16:08,446 --> 00:16:11,046
He fell asleep on the couch.
That's all.
340
00:16:11,046 --> 00:16:13,566
Hey, don't ask, don't tell.
341
00:16:13,566 --> 00:16:15,966
Hey, look who's back.
And you brought the wife.
342
00:16:15,966 --> 00:16:18,127
She's not my wife.
I'm not his wife.
343
00:16:18,127 --> 00:16:21,887
You mean you're on a date
and you brought her here?
344
00:16:21,887 --> 00:16:24,047
Wow, you are cheap.
345
00:16:25,247 --> 00:16:26,288
We're not on a date.
346
00:16:26,288 --> 00:16:27,768
You know,
she happens to be the...
347
00:16:27,768 --> 00:16:29,328
Why am I explaining
myself to you?
348
00:16:29,328 --> 00:16:31,608
All right, so are you here
to buy a TV this time?
349
00:16:31,608 --> 00:16:34,568
Or are you just gonna take
another peek into the future?
350
00:16:34,568 --> 00:16:37,889
Yes, I wanna buy a TV,
but just a normal one, you know.
351
00:16:37,889 --> 00:16:39,569
No gadgets.
Okay.
352
00:16:39,569 --> 00:16:40,529
How about 36 inches,
353
00:16:40,529 --> 00:16:42,129
picture-in-picture,
on-screen display?
354
00:16:42,129 --> 00:16:43,329
No, I said no gadgets.
355
00:16:43,329 --> 00:16:46,290
But I can't help it, man.
They all do stuff.
356
00:16:46,290 --> 00:16:48,530
Give him a break.
He's just trying to help you.
357
00:16:48,530 --> 00:16:51,090
Thanks, ma'am.
Ma'am?
358
00:16:51,090 --> 00:16:52,971
Skippy, over here.
359
00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:54,371
Look, I want a TV,
360
00:16:54,371 --> 00:16:56,331
but just don't go nuts,
all right?
361
00:16:56,331 --> 00:16:57,651
Okay, man, you broke me.
362
00:16:57,651 --> 00:17:01,651
Here, 27-inch,
discontinued model, 450.
363
00:17:01,651 --> 00:17:02,932
It's too expensive.
364
00:17:02,932 --> 00:17:04,972
Okay. Floor model, 20-inch,
365
00:17:04,972 --> 00:17:07,492
375, out the door.
366
00:17:07,492 --> 00:17:09,252
It's still too much.
367
00:17:09,252 --> 00:17:10,612
I'll kick in 20 bucks of my own.
368
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:13,253
Please just take it and go.
369
00:17:13,253 --> 00:17:14,973
Becker, what is your problem?
370
00:17:14,973 --> 00:17:16,933
He's practically giving it away.
371
00:17:16,933 --> 00:17:19,253
I don't care. You know,
at least my TV has character.
372
00:17:19,253 --> 00:17:20,574
These TVs have no souls.
373
00:17:20,574 --> 00:17:21,894
And I'll tell you
something else.
374
00:17:21,894 --> 00:17:24,934
I don't like the way
they're looking at me.
375
00:17:24,934 --> 00:17:27,094
Is he okay?
376
00:17:27,094 --> 00:17:29,015
We're gonna need a minute.
377
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:30,295
Huh. What?
378
00:17:30,295 --> 00:17:32,615
What is going on with you?
Where is this coming from?
379
00:17:32,615 --> 00:17:35,575
I don't... Look,
I just wanna go home, please.
380
00:17:35,575 --> 00:17:36,855
You're not gonna get a TV?
381
00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:38,616
I have a TV.
382
00:17:38,616 --> 00:17:40,816
Your TV's dead. Let it go.
383
00:17:40,816 --> 00:17:42,056
I don't want to.
384
00:17:42,056 --> 00:17:44,856
I've had that TV
ever since I went to college.
385
00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:46,496
You know,
my mother bought it for me.
386
00:17:46,496 --> 00:17:48,617
I've watched the moon landing
on that TV,
387
00:17:48,617 --> 00:17:52,377
the 1969 Mets win the Series,
Nixon's resignation.
388
00:17:52,377 --> 00:17:54,537
You know, lots of good times.
389
00:17:55,978 --> 00:17:57,258
Hold it a second.
390
00:17:57,258 --> 00:17:59,378
Did you say your mother
bought it for you?
391
00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:00,458
Oh, jeez.
392
00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:02,138
You psychology types
hear the word mother
393
00:18:02,138 --> 00:18:03,418
and you start to salivate.
394
00:18:03,418 --> 00:18:05,899
Believe me,
she has nothing to do with it.
395
00:18:05,899 --> 00:18:07,339
Well, maybe she does.
396
00:18:07,339 --> 00:18:08,619
She's gone now, right?
397
00:18:08,619 --> 00:18:10,459
Oh, all right, fine, doctor.
398
00:18:10,459 --> 00:18:12,339
You know, yes.
399
00:18:12,339 --> 00:18:14,780
My mother passed away years ago.
400
00:18:14,780 --> 00:18:16,540
Well, when did your TV
start to break?
401
00:18:16,540 --> 00:18:18,740
Well, I don't know.
402
00:18:18,740 --> 00:18:21,420
Last week, I guess.
403
00:18:21,420 --> 00:18:24,301
And when did you start
losing sleep?
404
00:18:25,941 --> 00:18:28,421
Last week.
405
00:18:28,421 --> 00:18:29,581
Well, did you ever think
406
00:18:29,581 --> 00:18:30,901
that when
your TV started to break,
407
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:32,542
it might have brought up
a lot of feelings
408
00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:33,862
about your mother?
409
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,582
I mean, maybe you felt
like you were losing
410
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,942
an important connection to her.
411
00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:41,063
Maybe, uh, that's
what's been bothering you
412
00:18:41,063 --> 00:18:44,143
and keeping you awake.
413
00:18:44,143 --> 00:18:46,223
I don't know. Maybe.
414
00:18:47,583 --> 00:18:49,343
I know that
since my father died,
415
00:18:49,343 --> 00:18:51,624
the strangest things
remind me of him.
416
00:18:51,624 --> 00:18:54,464
I mean, it happens all the time.
417
00:18:54,464 --> 00:18:56,784
It's kind of sweet, really.
418
00:18:58,945 --> 00:19:00,545
My...
419
00:19:00,545 --> 00:19:03,185
My mother could barely afford
my tuition,
420
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:05,985
and she still bought that damn
TV.
421
00:19:05,985 --> 00:19:09,946
You know, I dragged that
through apartments,
422
00:19:09,946 --> 00:19:13,426
dorm rooms, two marriages.
423
00:19:13,426 --> 00:19:15,306
And no matter what changed
in my life,
424
00:19:15,306 --> 00:19:18,267
that-that TV was always
there for me.
425
00:19:20,467 --> 00:19:22,427
Well, you know,
just because you get a new TV,
426
00:19:22,427 --> 00:19:25,628
doesn't mean you have to lose
the memories of your mother.
427
00:19:26,828 --> 00:19:28,788
Yeah, I know.
428
00:19:28,788 --> 00:19:31,988
God, I'm screwed up.
I hate that.
429
00:19:34,269 --> 00:19:37,989
So it was psychological.
430
00:19:41,309 --> 00:19:42,909
I was right.
431
00:19:42,909 --> 00:19:45,190
I hate that even more.
432
00:19:50,110 --> 00:19:52,110
Thank you, but...
433
00:19:52,110 --> 00:19:55,871
Oh, man, you know,
uh, I can buy a TV anytime.
434
00:19:55,871 --> 00:19:58,711
I'm really exhausted.
I need to sleep.
435
00:19:59,711 --> 00:20:01,832
So make a decision?
436
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,392
Think you're gonna
like that one.
437
00:20:23,594 --> 00:20:25,434
Damn Becker.
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