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[ BUZZING ]
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AHH.
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HMM.
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HMM?
[ GLASS BREAKING ]
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OW!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ CHILD CRYING ]
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AAH!
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[ BOTTLE BREAKS ]
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[ VARIOUS ANIMAL NOISES ]
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[ GROWLING ]
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[ RUMBLING ]
HUH?
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AAH!
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AHH! AHH!
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[ MECHANICAL WHIRRING ]
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[ GLASS BREAKING ]
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WHAAA!
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[ ELECTRICITY BUZZES ]
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[ SCREAMS ]
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[ HELICOPTER SOUNDS ]
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[ SPLAT ]
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[ CRYING ]
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♪ I WENT TO A PARTY AT
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THE LOCAL COUNTY JAIL ♪
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♪ ALL THE CONS WERE DANCING
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AND THE BAND BEGAN TO WAIL ♪
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♪ THERE'S A RUMOR GOIN'
'ROUND DEATH ROW ♪
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♪ THAT A FUSE IS GONNA BLOW ♪
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♪ AT THE LOCAL HOP AT
THE LOCAL COUNTY JAIL ♪
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♪ WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT? ♪
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♪ WHATCHA GONNA DO? ♪
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[ BOING ]
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[ SPLAT ]
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[ FOOTSTEPS ECHO ]
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AAH!
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[ GULP ]
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[ GIGGLING ]
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AAH!
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Warden: HELLO, THERE!
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YOU'RE IN SUPERJAIL.
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I'M THE WARDEN,
AND YOU'RE A CRIMINAL!
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[ CAWS ]
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Warden: NOW SAY HI
TO YOUR NEW ROOMMATE.
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HUH?
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SHUT UP, BITCH!
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[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
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HEY, GARY, I'VE GOT A WORM
FOR YOU RIGHT HERE.
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[ WINGS FLUTTER ]
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I'M TALKING ABOUT MY PENIS!
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[ CRUNCH ]
[ SHRIEKING ]
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[ BEEP ]
[ WHOOSH ]
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THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.
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I'M STARVING.
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Alice: [ Deep voice ] HEY,
SKINNY, IT'S SHOWTIME.
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PLEASE LET ME HAVE A BITE
OF THAT SANDWICH.
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[ DISCO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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THE HUSTLE...
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I'M SO HUNGRY.
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[ VIDEO PAGER BEEPS ]
Jared: ALICE, WHERE ARE YOU?!
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YOU'RE LATE FOR THE
MONDAY-MORNING MEETING
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WITH THE WARDEN!
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Alice: DAMN IT!
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[ MOANING ]
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Jared: ALICE, WHERE ARE YOU?
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YOU'RE LATE, AND WE
HAVE SO MUCH TO DO!
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YUMMY. INFORMATION.
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YUMMY. TUNA FISH.
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Jared: ALICE,
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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I'VE BEEN VIDEO-PAGING
YOU ALL MORNING!
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Alice: SO WHAT?
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YOU'RE NOT MY BOSS,
YOU LITTLE WIMP.
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Warden: HELLO, ALICE.
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Alice: [ CLEARS THROAT ]
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Warden: WHAT DO YOU GOT FOR ME?
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Jared: GOOD MORNING, SIR.
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I HAVE OUTLINED THE TOPICS FOR
THE MONDAY-MORNING MEETING.
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Warden: PROCEED.
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Jared: LAST NIGHT, THERE WAS
A LAVA LEAK IN SECTOR 7.
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WE LOST POWER IN
QUADRANTS 5 THROUGH 9.
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THAT INCLUDES THE CAFETERIA,
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WHERE WE SUFFER
SIGNIFICANT SPOILAGE.
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I THINK IT WAS THE TWINS.
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Warden: AHH.
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DOS HERMANOS.
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Jared: I THINK IT'S TIME WE
SUSPEND THEIR PRIVILEGES, SIR.
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Warden: LET ME WORRY ABOUT
THE TWINS, JARED.
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[ CLOCK CHIMING ]
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OH, YES! NEW-PRISONER TIME!
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JAILBOT!
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Alice: WE JUST PICKED UP
THIS CREEP AT 0900 HOURS.
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HADN'T BEEN OUT OF REAL JAIL
FOR MORE THAN A MINUTE.
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Warden: I HATE REAL JAIL.
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Jared: THEY NEVER WORK, SIR.
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Warden: NO, THEY DON'T.
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WHEN MY FATHER, THE PRISON
MOGUL, LEFT ME HIS LEGACY,
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I SWORE TO PERFECT
THE ART OF INCARCERATION,
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BUT THE WORLD IS NOT
READY FOR MY METHODS.
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SO I WENT OUTSIDE THE SYSTEM,
AND I CREATED SUPERJAIL!
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Alice: [ CLEARS THROAT ]
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THIS SCUMBAG GETS
OFF ON RABBITS.
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Warden: YOU SICK BASTARD.
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HEY, LITTLE GUY, UNDERNEATH ALL
THAT PRECIOUS FUR,
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ALL SCARED AND ALL ALONE.
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♪ IF ONLY THEY KNEW WHAT IT WAS
LIKE TO BE...♪
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[ FLIES BUZZING ]
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JARED, I WANT ONE OF THESE FOR
EACH AND EVERY INMATE!
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NOT A MOMENT TO SPARE!
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Jared: I'M STARTING TO THINK
THE WARDEN'S LOST IT.
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BUNNY COSTUMES IN
EXCESS OF 70,000?!
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HOW ARE WE GONNA PAY FOR THAT?
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MAYBE IF I ALLOCATE
FROM THE EXPENSE REPORTS,
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MOVE THIS TO THE BOTTOM LINE,
ABSORB THAT...
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AAH! THE NUMBERS SIMPLY
WON'T CRUNCH!
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[ Slurring ] HEY, BUB.
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HOW ABOUT A LITTLE GLASS
OF ME TO GET YOU THROUGH?
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Jared: I TOLD YOU TO
LEAVE ME ALONE!
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WE'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO CUT
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ALL THE EXTRACURRICULAR
ACTIVITIES!
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I DON'T CARE WHAT
THE WARDEN SAYS!
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OH, MAN, WE'RE [BLEEP]
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RELAX, TOMATOES!
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SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP,
ZUCCHINI!
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WHY WOULD THEY CUT
THE VEGETABLE GARDEN
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AFTER PLANTING US AND TENDING
TO US ALL THESE MONTHS?
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IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
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All: [ SCREAMING ]
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LOOKS LIKE THE VEGETABLE GARDEN
GOT THEIR SALAD TOSSED.
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THE WARDEN IS UP
TO SOMETHING.
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WE'D BETTER INVESTIGATE.
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HACKING INTO THE MAINFRAME.
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ALREADY THERE.
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THE WARDEN'S ORDERED BUNNY
SUITS FOR ALL THE INMATES.
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WHAT AN INGENIOUS PLAN.
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IT COULD HAVE BEEN.
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DONE.
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AND DONE.
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Jared: JUST HAVE TO CLICK
"BUY IT NOW"
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AND THE ORDER WILL BE COMPLETE.
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NO!
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[ TONE ]
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Alice: HERE ARE YOUR NEW
UNIFORMS, GIRLS.
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WARDEN'S ORDERS.
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WHAT THE HELL'S GOTTEN INTO
YOU THESE LAST FEW MINUTES?
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WOULD YOU REMEMBER TO PUT
THE [BLEEP] SEAT DOWN?
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WHY?
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'CAUSE I ALMOST [BLEEP] FELL
IN, THAT'S WHY.
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WHO GIVES A [BLEEP]
[BLEEP] HUH?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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THIS WHOLE RELATIONSHIP
IS [BLEEP]
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HERE'S YOUR DAMN
PROMISE RING BACK!
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FINE!
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HERE'S YOUR PROMISE SHANK BACK!
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All: WOLVES, WOLVES, WOLVES,
WOLVES, WOLVES, WOLVES, WOLVES!
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WHOO!
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[ HOWLS ]
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All: BUNNIES, BUNNIES, BUNNIES,
BUNNIES, BUNNIES!
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Jared: WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
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WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!
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I'M GONNA LOSE MY JOB!
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IT'S BACK TO THE BOWERY
FOR POOR, OLD JARED!
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Warden: RELAX, JARED.
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Jared: WARDEN, I CAN ASSURE
YOU, THIS ISN'T MY FAULT!
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IT WAS THE TWINS!
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Warden: OH, ISN'T IT
WONDERFUL, ALICE?
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I SET THE WHEELS
OF JUSTICE IN MOTION,
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AND TO THE UNTRAINED EYE,
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THEY'RE SPINNING WILDLY IN
A STATE OF DISARRAY,
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YET THEY ARE IN CONTROL --
MY CONTROLLED CHAOS.
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Alice: WHATEVER.
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Jared: YOU MEAN YOU'RE
NOT ANGRY?
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B-B-BUT THE TWINS!
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THEY'VE RUINED EVERYTHING!
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Warden: RUINED?
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THEY'VE COMPLETED MY PLAN!
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JAILBOT, TAKE US DOWN.
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I WANT TO CONGRATULATE THEM
IMMEDIATELY.
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BRAVO, BRAVO, BRAVO.
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BRAVO TO YOU.
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WE LOVE THE NEW UNIFORMS.
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Warden: I THINK YOU BOYS
NEED TO STEP IT UP,
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BECAUSE IT'S TIME
FOR THE BIG SHOW.
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Jared: SIR? WE HAVE TO GET
OUT OF HERE!
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Warden: ADIOS, TWINS.
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[ HOWLING ]
AUDI 5000.
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HEY, JANICE,
THEY FORGOT TO CRATE UP
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THE MEAT DELIVERY AGAIN.
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LET'S GET TO IT.
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[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
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[ CHAINSAW REVS ]
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[ BOWLING PINS RATTLE ]
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AHH!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ BOTH SCREAM ]
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ROAR!
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[ SCREAMS ]
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HUH? WHOO-HOO!
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Warden: MMM! MMM!
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I COULDN'T HAVE PLANNED
IT BETTER MYSELF.
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Jared: YOU DID PLAN IT, SIR.
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Warden: WELL, MY PLAN
TASTES GREAT.
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I MEAN, IT COULD USE
A LITTLE SALT,
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BUT OTHERWISE,
IT TASTES GREAT.
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[ THEME MUSIC ]
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[ SCREAMING ]
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