Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:05,046 --> 00:00:06,715
You're listening to RedFM.
2
00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:09,926
Just got word that there's a new
romantic Punjabi comedy movie
3
00:00:09,926 --> 00:00:12,387
being shot in Brampton.
4
00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:14,013
The premise involves
a Canadian-born boy
5
00:00:14,013 --> 00:00:15,473
getting into a fake marriage
6
00:00:15,473 --> 00:00:17,100
with a Punjab-born
girl for citizenship.
7
00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:20,478
Oh yes! A Canadian-born
internet boy is starring in it!
8
00:00:20,478 --> 00:00:21,771
It isn't Jasmeet, is it?
9
00:00:21,771 --> 00:00:22,897
Yes!
10
00:00:22,897 --> 00:00:24,524
Lucky Gill, the film's director
11
00:00:24,524 --> 00:00:26,776
Just came off three
successful projects!
12
00:00:26,776 --> 00:00:29,654
Then it's a guarantee! This is
going to be a hilarious film.
13
00:00:29,654 --> 00:00:32,198
Get ready to have
a laughing fit!
14
00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:33,700
No tension!
15
00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:43,043
I don't care about
the dowry anymore.
16
00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:45,003
I'm bringing her back to Canada.
17
00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:49,466
It's not about the money,
for me.
18
00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:51,551
You know... it's about my love!
19
00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,072
Uh, hey.
20
00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:14,199
Do you know what time
we're starting?
21
00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:16,076
Call time was like
three hours ago.
22
00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,036
Should be starting shortly.
23
00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:20,288
Um... Okay.
24
00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:22,374
Do you know what time
that is exactly?
25
00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:24,584
Yeah, I can ask them.
26
00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:25,752
Great.
27
00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,508
Like, now or?
28
00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:33,593
Yeah. One second.
29
00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:34,928
I'm just finishing my tea.
30
00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:37,347
Okay.
31
00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:44,938
Sir? Jasmeet, sir,
is asking about time.
32
00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:47,691
Yep. Okay.
33
00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:51,236
Yeah. Okay, okay.
34
00:01:56,032 --> 00:01:57,534
So, what'd they say?
35
00:01:58,410 --> 00:01:59,953
Should be starting shortly.
36
00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:03,915
Okay.
37
00:02:06,042 --> 00:02:07,460
Big fan, by the way!
38
00:02:08,753 --> 00:02:09,796
Thanks.
39
00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:28,982
What's up, guys?
Prem here.
40
00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:31,276
Check out this crazy trailer
they got me put up in
41
00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:35,530
for this top secret movie
I'm shooting with Chris Rock.
42
00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:38,491
We got a whole bathroom
with a shower,
43
00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:41,828
a mini hot tub, a PS5,
ice cream machine,
44
00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:44,539
ping pong table,
a mini trampoline,
45
00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:46,291
my own bed in case I get tired--
46
00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:47,667
Prem, we're ready
for you now.
47
00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:50,086
Oh, you're ready for me?
Damn right on time, too.
48
00:02:50,086 --> 00:02:51,671
Let's go!
49
00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,400
Oh! What's up, paaji?
50
00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,110
- What's up?
- Good, uh--
51
00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:15,487
- You want coffee?
- I...
52
00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:17,614
Oy! Come here.
53
00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:18,657
Go make a Timmy's run.
54
00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:19,949
And get Timbits, okay?
55
00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:21,409
Man, these guys
don't do any work.
56
00:03:21,409 --> 00:03:22,619
Just wandering around all day.
57
00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,120
Anyways, we have some scotch
if you want.
58
00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,663
Do you want to take a shot?
59
00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:29,376
Uh... no, I-I'm good, man.
60
00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:30,669
Uh, look.
61
00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:32,879
About the script,
I was thinking about...
62
00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:34,881
just different ideas
that would really, like,
63
00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:37,717
elevate it and take it
to another level.
64
00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:40,470
Buddy... I'm also thinking
the same way.
65
00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:41,846
We've been working
on rewrites all day.
66
00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:44,641
Look, I've got these
uncles inside writing.
67
00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:47,143
- Yeah. Okay, here's an idea.
- Mm-hmm.
68
00:03:47,143 --> 00:03:48,645
- What if...
- Mm-hmm.
69
00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:51,398
The guy at the end doesn't
end up getting the girl, right?
70
00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:54,150
So that, like, reawakens
his warped understanding
71
00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:55,735
of what love really is!
72
00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:57,779
It'll make it so much
more progressive
73
00:03:57,779 --> 00:04:00,407
and-and modern for us, you know?
74
00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:03,076
Are you progressive?
Yes, progressive!
75
00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,829
Yes! You're right!
Give me two minutes.
76
00:04:15,463 --> 00:04:16,673
Okay okay, we've figured it out!
77
00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:18,007
Here's what we'll do.
78
00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:21,428
...instead of marrying
a girl named Preeti,
79
00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,805
you're marrying
a guy named Preet!
80
00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:25,765
You get it?
81
00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:27,058
You both pretend to be gay!
82
00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:29,894
So that he can move to Canada
and get PR!
83
00:04:29,894 --> 00:04:31,104
Hilarious, right?
84
00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,147
Uh...
85
00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:34,858
We'll call it "Rainbow Card"!
86
00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:37,652
Like a PR card! You know how
their flags are all colourful?
87
00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:39,029
I don't know, man,
it just, like,
88
00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:41,406
it feels kinda weird.
- Weird? Why weird?
89
00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:42,699
You're not gonna be gay!
90
00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:43,783
You're just pretending to be
gay.
91
00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:45,952
No, that's not the weird part,
I...
92
00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:49,956
It just feels like a hacky 2000s
Hollywood movie.
93
00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:52,375
Like what, then there's going
to be a marriage auditor,
94
00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:53,960
and he's gonna have to test
our marriage
95
00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,004
and we're forced to kiss
each other to prove it?
96
00:04:58,381 --> 00:04:59,966
Brilliant idea, paaji,
brilliant idea!
97
00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:01,676
Guys, guys, write down
this great scene!
98
00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:03,094
No, no, no, that's not
what I meant--
99
00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:05,263
Paaji, this is going to be
our Breakback Mountain.
100
00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:07,057
You know how many Oscars
that won?
101
00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:08,975
That was an authentic story
about two guys
102
00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,727
trying to figure out
their sexuality.
103
00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:13,021
This just feels backwards, man.
104
00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:14,189
Backwards? No, no!
105
00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:16,358
This is going to be
the most progressive thing
106
00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:17,984
to ever happen
in the Punjabi community.
107
00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:19,736
It'll get people
in the Punjabi community
108
00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,613
thinking about gay people,
gay rights and all that.
109
00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:23,656
This is our seva to them.
110
00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:26,242
We're gonna have the very
right audience.
111
00:05:26,242 --> 00:05:32,207
Indians, Canadians, Latinese,
Goray, Africans...
112
00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:37,587
Paaji, you're going to
become the biggest star.
113
00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:39,339
Forget millions, we're
gonna make billions!
114
00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:43,218
Avatar, Titanic, they'll
be left in the dust.
115
00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:45,220
You're going to have the biggest
directors chasing after you.
116
00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:47,514
As if you're gonna call
Lucky Gill anymore...
117
00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,224
You're going to have
white girls after you,
118
00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:51,059
gays chasing after you.
119
00:06:23,007 --> 00:06:27,012
Why don't you guys get a better
sofa? It's killing my back.
120
00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:30,390
Ma Ji, why don't you sleep
comfortably downstairs?
121
00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,725
We made a bed for you.
122
00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:35,645
No, don't worry, I slept
plenty on the plane.
123
00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:38,565
Mama, Supinder is right.
124
00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:40,942
She has made a nice room
for you downstairs.
125
00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:42,235
Plenty of space.
126
00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,738
Don't worry, I'll just sleep
on the floor in the TV room.
127
00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:47,282
Who's going to watch
TV late at night?
128
00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:49,993
Plus, it'll be really
good for my back.
129
00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:53,246
Okay, you decide.
130
00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:54,706
I'm going to work.
131
00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:57,042
Call if you need anything.
132
00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:01,671
Don't worry, I won't
be in your way at all.
133
00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,679
The tea looks a little weak, no?
134
00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:18,480
Oh, yo!
135
00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:21,441
You look so fucking jokes, bro!
136
00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,777
Bro, I look like Adam Levine
in 2010.
137
00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:25,904
You signed up
for a Punjabi movie, man.
138
00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:27,322
Like, last-minute changes are
the norm!
139
00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:28,656
Yeah, but this much, though?
140
00:07:28,656 --> 00:07:30,575
The whole concept's completely
changed!
141
00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:31,701
Why are you so nervous?
142
00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:32,952
You're only pretending
to be gay.
143
00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:35,789
Okay, that's not why
I'm nervous, all right?
144
00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:37,374
Well... yo, man,
145
00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:38,750
this'll be great
for your career.
146
00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,668
This'll be like
our Backbreak Mountain.
147
00:07:40,668 --> 00:07:42,962
Bro, that's not the...
you know what?
148
00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:45,090
I'm just gonna ask the wardrobe
guy for something else.
149
00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:47,133
Paaji, don't you have
any other options?
150
00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,052
Yo, that's what the director
wants.
151
00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:51,429
Who am I to argue and give
any creative input...
152
00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:52,806
He's not my mom's sister's son.
153
00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,307
Different option...
154
00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:57,435
You know what, man?
I'm gonna find Lucky,
155
00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:59,145
and set this whole thing
straight.
156
00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:02,732
I mean, like...
I'm gonna clarify shit.
157
00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:03,817
Well, yo.
158
00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,568
Don't fuck around with it, bro.
159
00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:06,736
Like, he knows what he's doing.
160
00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:08,238
He knows how to make
a smash hit!
161
00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:12,409
- Yeah, but like--
- Shh, hold on, hold on.
162
00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:16,496
Yeah, bro!
163
00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:17,872
Yo, what's up, man?
164
00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:20,792
Yeah, I'm down for wacking
some balls this weekend!
165
00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,460
Pause.
166
00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:26,423
Yeah, let's hook up with that
fine ass gori cart chick, bro.
167
00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:44,774
Hi.
168
00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:47,110
Uh, I didn't order anything.
169
00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:48,236
Uh...
170
00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:52,073
...is this Jasmeet's apartment?
171
00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:56,244
Yes. It is.
But he's not here, so...
172
00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:57,954
He doesn't know I'm here.
173
00:08:57,954 --> 00:09:00,540
But I come... just to hang out.
174
00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,541
Mm-hmm.
175
00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,501
Oh, did he order me food?
176
00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:06,713
Uh. No, it... his mom, actually.
177
00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,214
Oh, Pooji?
178
00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:10,258
Yes, she sent food.
179
00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:12,594
- Great. I'll just--
- Uh, actually,
180
00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:14,304
Supinder aunty asked me
to make sure
181
00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:17,682
that Jasmeet gets it,
so maybe I could just put it...
182
00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,726
Oh, yeah, yeah. Please.
Come in.
183
00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,019
Thank you.
184
00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,314
Um...
185
00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,691
You work for Pooji?
186
00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,151
I do. I'm...
187
00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:30,904
I'm helping with the tiffins
and the deliveries.
188
00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,573
Nice. Yeah, I used to do that.
189
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,658
Then I got replaced by a robot.
190
00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:37,243
And now you. So...
191
00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:38,495
you're probably a robot.
192
00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:43,875
Beep-boop.
My name is Janat 3000.
193
00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,919
I am a robot.
194
00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:48,171
Imported from India.
195
00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:50,799
How may I be of service to you?
196
00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:53,843
Um. I am Neal 2000.
197
00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:56,596
I do not need your service.
198
00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,640
I just want the food.
199
00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,934
This is Jasmeet's food.
200
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,268
Plus your nails are dirty.
201
00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:06,272
Okay. It's not dirt,
it's actually nail polish, so...
202
00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:09,901
Oh. It's very
Prince of Darkness.
203
00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,612
Like... Ozzy Osbourne?
204
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,280
Yeah. I love Black Sabbath.
205
00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,616
Are you kidding?
That's my favourite band.
206
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,034
Heaven and Hell is my ringtone.
207
00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:20,120
No way! Mine's War Pigs.
208
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:22,872
Someone told me a while ago
209
00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:25,667
that I was the reincarnation
of Ronnie James Dio.
210
00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:27,335
But, honestly, I prefer Ozzy.
211
00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:29,045
- Well, yeah, of course.
- Of course.
212
00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,755
They're probably walking
their dogs in heaven right now.
213
00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,090
Oh, probably.
214
00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:34,217
- Or hell.
- Think so.
215
00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,472
Okay, well, um...
216
00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:43,893
I should go. But, uh...
217
00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:46,187
thanks for letting me in.
218
00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:48,606
It's no problem. Oh, and um...
219
00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:53,320
My thanks you
My thanks you egg...
220
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,612
Bitch.
221
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,906
Egg bitch?
222
00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,491
What? Is that what I said?
223
00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:01,911
- Was that Punjabi?
- Yeah, yeah. I'm...
224
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:04,664
I'm learning.
- Okay, it's really... bad.
225
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,291
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
226
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,878
Well, thanks again.
227
00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,212
Yeah.
228
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,881
Janat 3000.
229
00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,507
Neal 2000.
230
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,930
- Bye.
- Bye.
231
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,528
You know? Make him more gay.
232
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,073
Yo, Lucky, I had
a quick question about the--
233
00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:40,700
Lucky, I wanted to...
234
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:43,370
Sorry, thank you so much, okay,
appreciate it.
235
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,246
Yo! Lucky!
236
00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:46,289
Lucky?
237
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:48,500
Hey, have you guys seen Lucky?
238
00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:51,836
Yo! Lucky, where are you? Yo!
239
00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,046
- Hey.
- Hey.
240
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,506
Wow! What are you wearing?
241
00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,424
Uh, I know, it's just...
242
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,927
It's a long story,
I'll explain it soon.
243
00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:01,888
Okay. You look like
Adam Levine in 2010, but--
244
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,223
- Yeah, I trust him.
- Sure.
245
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,183
Everybody gather
round, gather round.
246
00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:08,603
So, thank you for being here.
247
00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:09,938
We are making history!
248
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:14,484
This is going to be
a super smash hit!
249
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:19,447
Thank you, I'm the director
of the film, Lucky Gill.
250
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:23,034
And let me introduce you
to our very special guest.
251
00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:26,246
He is the superstar,
upcoming megastar.
252
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,873
He dropped everything
he needed to do,
253
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,125
just to come here and be a part
254
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:31,710
of this tiny
little film of mine.
255
00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:32,961
I am so glad!
256
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,754
I'm filled with happiness...
257
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,798
So please give it up for...
258
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,299
Sajan!
259
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,093
Oh, yes, yes.
260
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:43,138
Thank you so much!
Thank you so much!
261
00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:44,848
I have a wonderful
feeling about this;
262
00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:46,266
you've written such
a great script.
263
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,767
I got so much
enjoyment reading it,
264
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,228
as soon as I read the first
two lines I was like "yes!"
265
00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:51,896
My plane was on
the way to Dubai,
266
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,941
we're 25 thousand
square feet up,
267
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,527
and I said "No! We're not
going to Dubai anymore.
268
00:12:57,527 --> 00:13:00,030
Forget performing
for those Sheikhs."
269
00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:02,032
Then I told that pilot
"make a u-turn."
270
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:03,325
"Bring me straight here."
271
00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:04,659
So now I'm here in Toronto
272
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,786
to be a part of this amazing,
culture changing movie.
273
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:10,248
I feel so proud and emotional
274
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:13,626
that this is going
to be our own...
275
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:14,878
"Back Bone Mountain."
276
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,797
Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
277
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:21,217
So, yes, uh, also introducing...
278
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,761
Jasmeet, the other actor.
279
00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:24,929
Ooh, thank you, thank you, paaji.
280
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,347
So, to kick things up...
281
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:27,932
Shall we start off
with a quick prayer.
282
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,517
My good friend, Avtar...
283
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,189
Waheguru, Waheguru, Waheguru,
284
00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:36,608
please, bless this set.
285
00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:38,693
And all the people on it.
286
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,987
And please forgive us
for all the mistakes,
287
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,739
the dirty deeds and stuff
that I don't agree with!
288
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,741
But there's a lot that's
going to happen on this set.
289
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,159
There's like, a lot of it.
290
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,286
The director went crazy!
But like...
291
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,205
You gotta laugh at something, right?
292
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,664
Things happen, right?
293
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,667
Hey, uh, Lucky, I haven't got
the script yet.
294
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,210
Just wait two minutes.
295
00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,378
Yeah, but I just wanna--
296
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:57,879
Can you just shut up
for two minutes.
297
00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:59,464
Prayers are happening.
298
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:00,799
Continue.
299
00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,050
And Waheguru,
300
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,426
thank you for blessing
my crypto portfolio.
301
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:09,474
Oh, oh, thank you,
thank you, Avtar, buddy.
302
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:47,137
Mummy, do you watch
Pakistani dramas?
303
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,221
Oh, forget it!
304
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,431
I don't watch
that kind of garbage.
305
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,057
No, they're really
exciting, trust me!
306
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,600
You need to try
and watch it at least once.
307
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,228
That stuff is there to ruin the
minds of people with free time.
308
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:59,524
Then when the family breaks
up they ask what happened.
309
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,529
Hello? Hey sister!
310
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:05,739
How are you?
311
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,032
I'm fine.
312
00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:09,617
I've arrived but
the flight was very long.
313
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:13,079
I haven't even seen
my grandchildren yet.
314
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,623
They're out busy
building their lives.
315
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:19,336
Maanvi? God knows
what she is up to.
316
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:21,671
She's out here getting pushed
around in the streets.
317
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:24,924
Sometimes she goes to
Asia, sometimes Europe.
318
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,260
No, no, her marriage
got broken off.
319
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,220
It's such a shame.
320
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:32,557
And Jasmeet? It's not like
he's married yet either.
321
00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:35,101
No, he moved downtown.
322
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,853
I don't know why
he doesn't live at home.
323
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,813
Their house looks
pretty good to me!
324
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,649
Yes, everyone else is okay too.
325
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:46,404
You know, she hired someone
to make roti for her
326
00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:49,658
so she can have some
free time to watch TV.
327
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:54,412
Oh, well, let's move on -
what's it to us anyway?
328
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,334
Okay, so this very
first scene,
329
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,086
you guys gonna love it.
330
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:02,837
It's with the marriage auditor!
331
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,674
Ah, he's going to interview
our lovely couple.
332
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,468
And, you know, they have
to prove him
333
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,054
that they are in
"real relationship".
334
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:15,392
So what's the best way
to do that? Anybody!
335
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:16,309
Huh?
336
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,061
By showing marriage
certificate?
337
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,854
No, no, you idiot.
338
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,190
Instead, by...
339
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:23,984
kissing each other!
Much funnier, isn't it?
340
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,362
It's just like
Brokeback Mountain!
341
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:28,488
Brilliant!
342
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:29,614
Oh, thank you, thank you.
343
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:32,200
God has given me such
a brilliant mind.
344
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,327
- Dude, what the fuck?
- I don't know, man,
345
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,787
they switched it up on me
last minute.
346
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:37,038
Oh, and uh...
347
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:41,209
I really wanna thank Jasmeet
for inspiring this whole idea!
348
00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:45,130
He purposely wrote that scene
just so he could kiss me!
349
00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:47,132
Go get ready and get
your makeup done!
350
00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:48,383
Why are you standing here?
351
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:52,887
Okay, everyone on
your marks, let's get going.
352
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,225
Ooh.
353
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:02,188
Hey, look, man. Is this weird?
354
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,024
Who're we really laughing at
here, you know?
355
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:06,317
Oh. A laugh is a laugh,
my friend.
356
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:08,278
You should learn to laugh
too. You're always serious.
357
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:10,905
Yeah, go ahead
and set that there.
358
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,574
Okay, well...
359
00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:15,076
Can we get an intimacy
coordinator at least? You know?
360
00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:16,244
A what?
361
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,746
You know how on sets,
they have, like,
362
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:20,415
a supervisor that makes sure
everybody's comfortable
363
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,542
and everything's consensual?
Like, isn't that a thing?
364
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,753
Bro, we're not making porn.
365
00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:26,129
It's just a small kiss!
366
00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:27,714
Where am I supposed
to find a white woman
367
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:28,965
to tell you how to kiss?
368
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:31,426
Mm, can you bring the lips here?
369
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:32,886
Can you bring the lips here?
370
00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:35,889
Are you guys comfortable?
You want me to hold your hand?
371
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,683
It's not like that, man.
372
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,602
Why are you always
stressing me out man?
373
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:42,270
Making everything
so complicated.
374
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,730
I'm not making it complicated,
bro,
375
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,857
I'm just saying we should think
about what we are doing!
376
00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:49,402
Oh, you are just pretending...
to pretend to be gay.
377
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,363
Bro, you're not actually gay.
378
00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:53,031
Again, that's not what
I'm nervous about--
379
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,366
Oh, relax!
380
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:55,742
Just relax. Somebody
get him some water.
381
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,661
You drank coffee, right?
Go brush your teeth! Go!
382
00:17:57,661 --> 00:18:00,330
Think about Sajan,
he's such a big star!
383
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:03,875
And why are you standing
here? Get to work!
384
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:08,797
I'm trying to get
to the director, man.
385
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,258
I didn't mean for it
to be like this.
386
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,260
Yeah. It'd be weird
if you did.
387
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:17,013
Okay, but maybe this is
a good thing.
388
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,807
Like, think about it. It's like,
389
00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:21,684
pushing the culture forward
in its own weird way.
390
00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:24,354
Start a dialogue,
make it more palatable...
391
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,481
Or maybe it's just because
392
00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:28,191
Navi will do anything
to get paid.
393
00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:30,610
Seriously, I don't get
good vibes from that guy.
394
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,278
Yeah, but he's getting me
paid!
395
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,200
I'll keep working
on how to fix this, okay?
396
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:40,412
Okay, man. Whatever.
I'm gonna go hit my vape.
397
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:45,250
Hurry up, man, I'm
getting light on me.
398
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:48,169
Get ahead of me.
Walk side by side.
399
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,921
Or I'll fire your ass.
400
00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:00,765
Supinder?
401
00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:02,934
What are you doing
sitting in the tub?
402
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:03,977
What happened?
403
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,353
Please, you have to help me!
404
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,647
Mummy-ji is ruining the vibe
of the whole house.
405
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,399
She doesn't like my cooking,
406
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:11,776
and she's taking over
the whole living room.
407
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:14,404
She won't even let
me watch my dramas.
408
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:17,615
Okay, I'll talk to her.
409
00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:24,414
Here, let's get you out.
410
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:37,677
Man, this is crazy.
411
00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:41,097
My wife is here and even
my mother is here!
412
00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:42,682
Any of your family here?
413
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,018
Uh, just some of my friends
came.
414
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,811
Yeah.
- Nice.
415
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,522
But, I'm nervous
about doing this movie
416
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,857
considering our culture.
417
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,776
I would never let them
come see this scene.
418
00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,402
That's why I had
them wait outside.
419
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:55,820
Why's that?
420
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,281
The disgrace they would
experience if they saw...
421
00:19:58,281 --> 00:19:59,949
a boy kissing another boy.
422
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:04,371
I mean we both know it's
part of the job but...
423
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,622
Bro, some things,
424
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:07,499
sometimes you need
to hide things, you know?
425
00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:10,001
Not everything
needs to be shown.
426
00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:12,545
Don't you think, like,
427
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,547
bringing them on set,
and like exposing them
428
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,716
to something like this
will open up their minds?
429
00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:19,219
Oh, paaji. Expose?
430
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:23,390
The only thing it'll expose is
their broken little hearts.
431
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:29,062
They tried watching Glee
and even that didn't help.
432
00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:33,316
Bro, one very important thing...
433
00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:34,567
My India data pack is finished.
434
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,820
Can you give me
the wi-fi password?
435
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,197
Enter it in, paaji.
436
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:40,907
Hello? Paaji?
437
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,662
Well, having
a marriage certificate
438
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:49,124
and photos from your wedding is
all fine and dandy,
439
00:20:49,124 --> 00:20:51,876
but I'm going to need proof.
440
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:55,422
Or your PR status will be
revoked.
441
00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:00,760
Well, what kind of proof
you need?
442
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,513
Simple.
443
00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:06,766
Kiss your husband.
444
00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:10,520
That's it?
445
00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:12,439
- Yep.
- Oh, no.
446
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:18,695
Begin!
447
00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:23,116
Shouldn't be so hard
if you're married,
448
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,617
like you said you are.
449
00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:30,623
Do it.
Do it...
450
00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:35,754
The disgrace they would
experience if they saw...
451
00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:38,298
a boy kissing another boy.
452
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:39,591
Do it.
453
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:43,720
You're going to be
a big star, huge star!
454
00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:49,267
Are they really
the people to tell this story?
455
00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:50,518
He knows
what he's doing!
456
00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:52,228
He knows how to make
a smash hit!
457
00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:56,232
Mmm. Delicious.
458
00:21:57,901 --> 00:22:03,156
Oh, he's your brother, man! Give
your little brother a kiss!
459
00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:04,908
Come on! Come on, man!
460
00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:07,369
We have to do this.
461
00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:09,120
Citizenship.
- Yeah, yeah.
462
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:13,833
I can do this.
That's it, that's it...
463
00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:15,960
Hey, yo!
464
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:19,589
Which penchod is
interrupting my shoot?!
465
00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:21,424
The fuck is going on?
466
00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:22,842
Dude, shut up. Shh.
467
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:25,428
Lucky, can I take five?
Please? Can we just take five?
468
00:22:25,428 --> 00:22:27,347
Okay, take five.
Please reset!
469
00:22:28,765 --> 00:22:29,849
Umbrella!
470
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,559
We'll get you your goddamn
umbrella!
471
00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:33,353
Umbrella, umbrella...
always umbrella.
472
00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:35,855
Sorry, man, I just tripped out
seeing you kiss that dude.
473
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:38,108
- Why? Are you homophobic?
- Nah, man.
474
00:22:38,108 --> 00:22:40,944
I just feel weird seeing
Jasmeet kiss, period.
475
00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:42,362
Girl, guy, anyone!
476
00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:44,364
It's like my younger bro,
I don't wanna see that shit,
477
00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:46,282
it's gross!
- I thought it was great.
478
00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:49,160
I really liked how you played up
the nervousness in the scene.
479
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,912
You were, like... pale,
480
00:22:50,912 --> 00:22:52,872
and you looked like you were
gonna shit or vomit.
481
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,874
It was, like... it was real.
482
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,127
Yeah, it was a little
too real.
483
00:22:57,127 --> 00:22:58,044
Acting.
484
00:22:58,044 --> 00:23:00,171
Sure you weren't actually
nervous?
485
00:23:00,171 --> 00:23:01,881
I mean, he is straight.
486
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:05,051
Sexuality's a spectrum,
I think everyone's a little gay.
487
00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:08,221
Yeah right! You guys crazy!
488
00:23:08,221 --> 00:23:09,472
Typical.
489
00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:11,683
Wait, this is a movie about
discovering your sexuality?
490
00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:14,561
That's... that's really good
for the community, right?
491
00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:16,563
Look, if you feel weird
about this,
492
00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:19,232
then I think you should maybe
not do this movie
493
00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:21,443
and just go and work
on yourself, you know?
494
00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:24,904
Nah, nah. Jasmeet is doing
this movie.
495
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,698
If anyone has a problem
with this,
496
00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:27,907
there's the fucking door!
497
00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,743
"Anyone" as in
an actual queer person?
498
00:23:29,743 --> 00:23:31,286
You know, I had to bend
over backwards
499
00:23:31,286 --> 00:23:33,788
like 40 different ways
to pull this off? Boss.
500
00:23:33,788 --> 00:23:36,041
This shit reeks
of a desperate cash grab.
501
00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:38,918
Did these guys even consult
an actual queer person?
502
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,003
Seriously.
503
00:23:41,671 --> 00:23:43,631
Let's get back to work!
Okay, come on!
504
00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:45,091
Your five minutes aren't up yet?
505
00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,676
Everyone else is back.
506
00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:49,220
Hey! Look.
507
00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:51,264
I really think that you should
reconsider this, okay?
508
00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:01,024
Oh, shit!
509
00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:02,192
What the fuck?
510
00:24:02,192 --> 00:24:05,028
Uh... yo, I spilled something
on my shirt.
511
00:24:05,028 --> 00:24:06,529
I'm gonna have to go
to wardrobe.
512
00:24:06,529 --> 00:24:08,281
Are you serious?
513
00:24:08,281 --> 00:24:09,491
Are you gonna work?
514
00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:11,326
Go change your shirt!
515
00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:13,203
Umbrella boy, get over there!
516
00:24:14,663 --> 00:24:15,997
Barely any budget.
517
00:24:15,997 --> 00:24:18,625
and they keep messing
up my shirts.
518
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:21,378
Sorry, man, I just... yeah.
519
00:24:21,378 --> 00:24:23,004
What's the point
of saying sorry,
520
00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:24,839
these guys aren't going
to do anything different.
521
00:24:24,839 --> 00:24:26,633
Same thing over and over again,
522
00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:28,468
copying 30 year old
Hollywood movies.
523
00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:31,137
They don't want to do
anything different.
524
00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:32,972
I don't know, man.
Look, you sound fed up too.
525
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:34,015
Why are you working
in this industry?
526
00:24:34,015 --> 00:24:35,308
Why don't you go to Hollywood?
527
00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:39,729
Kid...
528
00:24:40,188 --> 00:24:41,356
This is your job.
529
00:24:41,356 --> 00:24:42,524
That's your job, man.
530
00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:44,359
I don't even know
what are you doing here.
531
00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:46,820
Everything your Sri Lankan
friend said?
532
00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:48,697
I think she was right.
533
00:24:48,989 --> 00:24:52,033
You can't break out
of the box this way.
534
00:24:52,033 --> 00:24:54,619
You have to try something new,
535
00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:56,997
and you can do that.
536
00:24:57,455 --> 00:24:58,415
So why don't you?
537
00:24:58,873 --> 00:25:00,667
I don't know, man,
I'm like...
538
00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:02,502
I'm just trying to push
the culture forward, man,
539
00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:04,170
isn't that the whole point?
540
00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:05,964
For thirty years,
541
00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:07,674
"Look at his clothes!"
542
00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:09,509
"Look what he did to
his hair! He looks silly!"
543
00:25:09,509 --> 00:25:11,094
The day the culture goes away,
544
00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:12,804
that's when you're
gonna do something?
545
00:25:12,804 --> 00:25:13,972
My mentor used to say...
546
00:25:14,514 --> 00:25:17,892
"Don't mind anyone else. Like
a river, carve your own way."
547
00:25:17,892 --> 00:25:20,562
Make your own path, man.
The people follow you.
548
00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:22,439
Don't follow people.
549
00:25:22,439 --> 00:25:24,441
You were born in both worlds, man.
550
00:25:24,441 --> 00:25:25,567
You got a chance!
551
00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:27,694
Go show off your swag, playa!
552
00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:29,112
Take this.
553
00:25:29,612 --> 00:25:31,156
And one more thing...
554
00:25:31,573 --> 00:25:33,199
You were born ready, like me.
555
00:26:05,398 --> 00:26:06,191
Mama?
556
00:26:06,858 --> 00:26:08,485
Come, I can take you
to your room downstairs
557
00:26:08,485 --> 00:26:10,236
so you can sleep peacefully.
558
00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:12,989
You're trying to put me
in the ground like Jogi?
559
00:26:12,989 --> 00:26:14,240
I'm fine right where I am.
560
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:18,203
You can take Maanvi's room
upstairs if you like.
561
00:26:19,537 --> 00:26:22,499
No peace in this house.
562
00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:27,879
Here, upstairs, this first
room on the left is yours.
563
00:26:35,637 --> 00:26:37,514
Yes, Mama, the room on the left.
564
00:26:40,683 --> 00:26:41,935
Yes, yes.
565
00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:47,524
Mama, it's this one on
the left! The one on the left!
566
00:26:50,986 --> 00:26:53,363
Mama, this is our bedroom!
567
00:27:28,064 --> 00:27:30,859
Don't worry, man.
I get it done, don't worry.
568
00:27:30,859 --> 00:27:32,736
Yo. Let me call you back.
569
00:27:32,736 --> 00:27:34,821
Yo, why aren't you changed yet?
570
00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:37,490
Yeah. I did some thinking and,
uh...
571
00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:40,577
I'm not gonna lie, man,
I can't do this movie. I quit.
572
00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:42,245
What? Excuse-fucking-me?
573
00:27:42,245 --> 00:27:44,330
Bro, this shit changed
like 50 times, man.
574
00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:45,206
There's no integrity.
575
00:27:45,206 --> 00:27:46,666
I don't know what
the intentions are.
576
00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:49,210
Nobody's giving me any answers,
so I can't do this, bro.
577
00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:50,420
I-I'm done!
578
00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:52,922
Look man, you've been
continuously screwing me over.
579
00:27:52,922 --> 00:27:55,759
Late with the brand videos?
Giving me attitude?
580
00:27:55,759 --> 00:27:56,885
Cockblocking me?
581
00:27:56,885 --> 00:27:58,595
I need you to do this film!
582
00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:00,513
How else am I supposed
to feed my family?
583
00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:02,474
Bro, I don't know, man.
That's not my issue.
584
00:28:04,059 --> 00:28:07,187
Don't mess with a man
and his meal, Jasmeet!
585
00:28:07,187 --> 00:28:10,690
I'm warning you!
Don't fuck up a good thing here!
586
00:28:10,690 --> 00:28:12,901
Yo! Look what I found for you!
587
00:28:12,901 --> 00:28:15,028
You should wear this one
in the next scene.
588
00:28:15,362 --> 00:28:16,780
Ah penchod, you're
still not ready yet?
589
00:28:16,780 --> 00:28:17,947
Bro, can you get him ready?
590
00:28:17,947 --> 00:28:19,491
Bro, I gotta find out.
591
00:28:19,491 --> 00:28:21,117
Where'd he go off and die?
592
00:28:22,077 --> 00:28:24,579
Don't worry about it, man,
'cause... I quit.
593
00:28:24,954 --> 00:28:26,873
Quit? After all these costs?!
594
00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:27,999
And you?
595
00:28:28,833 --> 00:28:30,043
You're fired.
596
00:28:31,002 --> 00:28:33,046
You know what?
I don't need you, Jasmeet.
597
00:28:33,046 --> 00:28:34,255
I'll find 100 of you!
598
00:28:34,255 --> 00:28:36,424
In a second, man. In a second!
599
00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:43,139
Yo! I quit too.
600
00:28:45,850 --> 00:28:47,727
I'm going to Hollywood, baby.
601
00:28:47,727 --> 00:28:49,062
Jasmeet?
602
00:28:49,604 --> 00:28:50,689
Man, let's go.
603
00:28:51,064 --> 00:28:53,233
Let's go link up with
Quentin Tarantino.
604
00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:55,318
Who's gonna dress
our star?
605
00:28:55,318 --> 00:28:56,277
Let's go, man.
606
00:28:56,277 --> 00:28:59,030
We gotta
stop messing around with Desi's.
607
00:28:59,364 --> 00:29:01,658
Let's ride.
608
00:29:05,870 --> 00:29:06,746
Do you act?
609
00:29:06,746 --> 00:29:07,789
The fuck?
610
00:29:08,164 --> 00:29:11,334
Bro, trust me. This is
going to be a huge film.
611
00:29:50,707 --> 00:29:55,045
Subtitling: difuze
44142
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof