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Maybe you're right--
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- Yo!
- Maybe I...
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I do move in with you.
I love you.
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I love you too.
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We just had
a death in the family.
How could we celebrate?
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We could just do
a courthouse wedding.
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Start life together
as husband and wife?
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Fuck was I thinking?
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Show me some respect.
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Before I do this!
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Lay your hands on
a woman? Fuck's wrong with you--
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- Get off!
- Sunny!
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We will help you to do
whatever you need to.
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Even if it means
being on your own.
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You totally stayed
grounded.
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Low level with us humble folk.
I really respect that.
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Have you washed your hands?
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Are you ever gonna
tell me
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what happened
between the two of you?
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He's getting away
with my bike!
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What you did today,
very courageous.
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I could use more guys
like that working for me.
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You two don't talk
or something?
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He can jump in a well
for all I care!
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I don't have to worry
about any of your bullshit
anymore.
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Are you sure you know
what my daughter wants?
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Why can't you just be
open to my faith?
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I think it's pretty
selfish of you to ask me
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to basically erase my whole
identity. So why's having
a specific label so important?
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Because
it's important to me!
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You need to chill
the fuck out.
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You need
to chill the fuck out!
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Oh no!
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Yeah,
I have a theory--
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Wait.
That's how landlord flirt--
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Yes.
By being mean to you!
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By being mean
and livestreaming it.
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That was their way
of letting you know!
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Well,
that's traumatic.
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Sounds pretty... traumatic for
you, but like, you know...
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Traumatic or like cool, like,
as in like, this is a good story
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to tell, I feel like this is--
- Absolutely!
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Like... this is what it's for.
This is actually what--
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- This is all for this moment.
- Everything led us to here.
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- Wow.
- That's incredible.
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- How crazy is that?
- Anyways, I'll be right back.
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Okay.
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{\an8}Don't send the text.
Don't do it. Please don't do it.
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{\an8}Please don't send the text.
Please don't send the text.
Don't do it.
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{\an8}Don't do it. Please don't do it.
Don't send the text.
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{\an8}Please don't send the text.
Please. Don't do it.
Don't do it. Please don't do it.
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{\an8}Please don't, please don't,
please don't--
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♪ Thank God! Oh yeah!
Didn't send the text yeah ♪
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♪ Oh no, her loss
I'm good all by myself, yeah ♪
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♪ Wow! I don't have to hear
you yap anymore ♪
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♪ Nah! ♪
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♪ I don't care that
you're engaged, go to hell ♪
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♪ Huh! If you call me, I'll
ignore it, sit my ass down ♪
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♪ Seriously if I see it
I'll be hanging up ♪
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♪ Yeah, I got no worries
leaving you back ♪
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♪ Behind where you belong ♪
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♪ I'm dancing I'm prancing
I'm dancing all alone ♪
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♪ Please leave me alone
Check it out ♪
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♪ I'm not sad
I'm dancing Ooh ♪
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♪ I'm done catching feelings
I'll be pushing 'em down ♪
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♪ Down down down ♪
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♪ Gonna get up ♪
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♪ I throw my heart away ♪
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♪ It's broke
It's fine, I'm fine ♪
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♪ Oh no! No no, no no ♪
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♪ I don't wanna see you
no more ♪
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♪ This guy is my new friend
new friend ♪
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♪ Doo doo doo ♪
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♪ Doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo... ♪
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Shit.
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I did it!
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Are you tired
of drinking regular seltzers
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that just don't fit the vibe?
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Introducing four new bold
flavours that are fueling--
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...fueling
the global party will...
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Tired of drinking regular
seltzers that just don't fit--
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Ugh.
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Are you tired of
drinking regular seltzers
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that just don't fit the vibe?
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Introducing four new bold
flavours that are fuelling--
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Oh, my trip was amazing.
The best part? Ibiza.
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And then we went to Barcelona.
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So would you recommend
the spaghett--
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I just got back from Paris
and I was eating croissants--
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Oh yeah, these, yeah, I
actually got these pants from...
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from Pakistan.
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But...
Yo, that's how you say it!
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Oh yeah,
these, yeah, I...
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Yo, that's how you say it!
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Oh sick, sick, sick, yeah.
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Yeah, loot the chest,
loot the chest.
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Hey, did you guys actually
know
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that the word "loot" is "lut."
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It's actually taken
from the Indian word, like...
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it's like a Sanskrit-y...
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Yo, I...
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Yeah, go left...
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Yeah, yeah, I mean
if we are gonna barbecue,
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we should go to my dad's.
'Cause he actually makes
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this crazy tandoori kebob.
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I'm sor... tandoori k...
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Yeah, I'm saying tandoori keb--
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Bro, what?
Oh you're so--
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Yeah.
Yeah, tandoori kebob.
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Just say your dad
makes good chicken, man.
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I'm... I'm just used...
I'll just leave.
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And not hang out with you guys
anymore, how 'bout that.
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Why? So annoying!
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Can you, uh... get me some
fruit roll-ups in the kitchen?
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'Kay, what the fuck
is going on?
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- What?
- Who is that?
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And what the fuck
are you wearing?
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That's my girlfriend Raven.
We're in love.
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I thought I told you that.
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Ah, and I'm guessing you met
her at the Satanic Temple, too?
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You know what?
Mock all you want,
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but Satanism is beautiful.
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Imagine a place that rejects
classism, creed, and caste.
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And you can rave all night
and connect to a higher power
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and realize we're all one.
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It sounds like Sikhi
in dark mode.
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What? No, it's not.
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It's the same shit,
different font.
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You're even more lost, bro!
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Okay, and we haven't heard
a peep from you. You good?
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Yeah, I'm fine, I'm just...
I'm just tired.
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Probably ended up
watching Rebecca's story,
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and now he's down bad!
- Her story?
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- Yeah, Ryan put a ring on it.
- Oooh.
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Yo, whatever, man,
I don't care about that.
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That's why he keeps checking
his texts every two minutes.
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No, I don't!
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Buddy! You got beat by Jesus.
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Move on! It's been
five fucking years already!
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No, it's only been a year!
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Okay? And it's not that easy.
She was special.
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Yeah, says the guy
that's smashing
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a different Hinge girl
every other night.
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- Whatever, man.
- You look pathetic!
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Why don't you stop moping around
here like a bitch
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and enjoy yourself?
- Yo! Sunny!
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What? I open up my doors
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to all these people
outta the goodness of my heart?
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Look, even fucking Nav is here!
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Or... is that French Montana?
Can't tell.
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That's Nav?
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Yo, my paaji
from another penji!
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What's good?
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I'm learning... Punjabi.
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Nice.
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Yo, there's my favourite
client.
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The heck you been?
- Yo, what's up, man?
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Yo, I'm just gonna steal him
for a second, okay?
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That's the manager guy
you set him up with?
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Yo, that's my dog
from Turner days!
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He's pretty handsy.
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Yeah, don't act like Tamil
guys aren't the same.
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Yeah, they are.
And it's annoying.
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Yo, you get that seltzer
PR package yet?
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Uh... I don't...
I don't think so.
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Whatever, man. Look just...
tag them in it, okay?
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Post the can and you know,
tell them how Seltz with Peltz.
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What does that even mean?
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It doesn't matter
what it means, man!
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Butter 'em up! And
freaking smile, high energy!
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I need this by tomorrow, man.
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I'm trying to build these
relationships for you, brother!
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Alright, alright.
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Calling Maanvi?
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No. She's 14 hours ahead,
must be sleeping by now.
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Who else would I call?
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Dun dun dah!
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What is this?
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Just because.
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{\an8}Very nice! Thank you.
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- Making tea?
- Mm-hm.
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Sugar. I'll get the cups.
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You know, this is the longest
we've lived together, alone?
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After marriage, lived with
my family in India.
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Then Canada, with the kids.
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Now just us.
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{\an8}Hm, you're right.
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We should make the best of it.
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Let's have some fun!
- Fun?
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What do you have in mind?
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- Nice weather.
- Mmhm. Yeah.
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What are you doing?
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You look great in this light!
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Stop it!
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Let's take a selfie?
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Should we order pizza tonight?
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Now we're really
having fun, hm?
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Fuckin' blockchain technology,
right? Think about it like this.
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'Cause it's so fuckin' secure,
the governments,
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all these fuckin' agents
who are trying to get into your
fuckin' account.
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They can't. 'Cause the
encryption! Right?
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So what you wanna fuckin' do to
create generational wealth, right?
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Fuckin' buy at the bottom.
You buy GouchCoin.
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Crazy fuckin' investment!
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I'm telling you,
it's fuckin' sick!
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Gotta fuckin' get into it.
Sorry for swearing.
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I'm fuckin' excited about
fuckin' crypto, it's sick!
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Yo, Jasmeet's world, bro!
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What's good, bro?
You haven't posted something
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in like a month, bro!
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I just posted something
like two weeks ago.
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But you gotta post something
good, you know what I'm saying?
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Like, the streets are waiting,
my G!
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Yo, you seen this, uh,
this Prem guy?
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Yo, he's posting
some good stuff!
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Might even take your spot
if you don't get on it, bro!
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Yo, pull up your phone
real quick. I'll show you...
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Yeah, yeah, search up P-R-E-M,
Prem, Prem. Yeah, yeah.
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That one right there,
yo, watch that one!
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And hell yeah, I want extra
"mootza-rell-a" on that pizza!
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Yo, tell him
to really sauce--
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Yo, this has three million
views
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and he just posted it yesterday!
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Hey guys, I know we all like
to have fun,
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but it is important
to celebrate our differences.
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Because Prem means love!
Prem out.
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Oh, yo!
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Shit, man's getting served
now, eh?
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Yo, yo, let's watch that one,
bro. Right there.
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I'm gonna teach you
how to make
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the most amazing
funkalicious roti.
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Baby, stop looking at me--
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I'm not on the menu.
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Hey, yo! Yo, everyone, listen!
Listen up!
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Can I have your attention, please?
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First of all, thank you all
for showing up tonight!
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Big thank you to Mummy-ji
for the pakoray!
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And shout out Neal,
who ate two trays!
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Last but not least...
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give it up for my man,
Jasmeet!
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Yo, Jasmeet! Where you at?
Come on out!
242
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,027
Jasmeet!
243
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:05,989
Yo, Jasmeet!
244
00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:07,949
- Jasmeet!
- Jasmeet!
245
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:10,201
Oh. That guy? He left.
246
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:11,786
Left? What do you mean, left?
247
00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:13,913
I don't know, he got swerved
by some Rebecca chick
248
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,582
and dipped. Yeah.
249
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,834
He looked pretty depressed.
You guys might wanna check
250
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:20,670
the local bridges, water towers,
nearest tall building, maybe?
251
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:21,713
Fuck.
252
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,256
It's going straight
to voicemail.
253
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,799
His car's still here,
where the fuck is he?
254
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:26,593
I checked
the pool house. Nothing.
255
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,720
I went
to the neighbours,
they don't even know who he is!
256
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,346
Why would the
neighbours know who he is?
257
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,182
Okay, let's roll out!
258
00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:34,893
Wait, wait, wait,
none of us should be driving,
I'm tipsy as fuck!
259
00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:36,728
Wait!
260
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:39,230
Oh, who the fuck are
you two, get the fuck away
from my car!
261
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,066
Sorry--
Who invited you?!
262
00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:42,984
What the fuck.
263
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,319
Oh, we could take
my bike!
264
00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:46,071
- What?
- You're fuck--
265
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:47,530
Or your neighbours'
helicopter!
266
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,032
You don't know how
to fly a fuckin' helicopter!
267
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:52,535
Yes, I do, bro! It's,
um... it's X to go up and then--
268
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,746
- Right, of course.
- A circle to go down.
269
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:55,789
Uh-huh!
270
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,166
R1 is shoot,
so don't fuckin' press R1!
271
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,043
Are you fuckin' for real?
272
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:02,379
First of all, both
of you fuckin' relax!
273
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:04,339
Yeah, it's super
relaxing getting in a car
274
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,591
with a drunken idiot.
- I'm a really good driver
275
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:08,843
when I'm drunk. Because
I know I'm drunk,
276
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:11,679
I'm actually way more focused
on the road.
277
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:12,806
What?
278
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,808
I mean, you could say
I'm a better driver drunk
279
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:17,268
than I ever am sober.
- That makes sense to me.
280
00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:20,105
I can't believe your dumb
faces are the last thing
I'm gonna see.
281
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:23,024
Sunny! Get out!
I'll be doing Car Seva.
282
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:24,651
But where the fuck
did you come from?
283
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,194
I was taking a piss
in the woods!
284
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,696
We have washrooms
in the house!
285
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,406
There's a fucking guy
doing coke in the bathroom.
286
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,199
And I'm fuckin' wrong?
287
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,659
Get the fuck out!
288
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,619
Fuckin', all of you, bro,
look how fuckin' drunk you are!
289
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:36,413
Yo, what are you guys saying?
- Sup'.
290
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,206
Yo, why are you fucking
letting him drive?
291
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:39,457
Look how fuckin'
ripped he is, bro.
292
00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:40,667
I drive better drunk,
trust me!
293
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,252
Alright, where are we going?
294
00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:44,045
Oh, maybe he's emo-eating
at the spot.
295
00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:45,380
Let's fuckin' roll!
296
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,344
So... therapy.
How's that going?
297
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,221
I don't know,
it's a lot.
298
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:55,849
Kinda lost myself
after the whole Umair thing.
299
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:59,144
I don't know why I attract
the guys that I attract.
300
00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:00,687
Hmm. It's probably
your scent.
301
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:04,107
Yo! No sign of Jasmeet!
I don't even think he came here!
302
00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:05,692
But I did grab hella shit!
303
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:08,778
Chili chicken, Hakka chow mein,
ginger fish!
304
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,655
You grabbed
some chili paneer too, right?
305
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,032
I'm vegetarian!
306
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,616
Shit!
I'll be right back.
307
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:16,161
No, Sunny, you already
took forever, we gotta go!
308
00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:18,204
What do you want from me,
he's hungry!
309
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,456
- No, Sunny!
- Chill!
310
00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:20,957
- Sunny! Sunny!
- Chill!
311
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,959
Great. No one's here.
312
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,462
He goes to the lake
to clear his head. I don't know!
313
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:27,338
You guys mind
if I smoke a joint?
314
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:28,757
Absolutely not!
315
00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:30,717
There's only one way
of consuming bhang, bro.
316
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,761
That's through fuckin' ragra.
Think about it!
317
00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:34,512
You gotta be on
the battlefield proper
318
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,097
like a warrior standing there...
319
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:37,891
Yo, oh, teri pehn di!
320
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:40,602
I have fuckin' asthma!
What the fuck did I say?
321
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:42,395
- Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
- Kanjar!
322
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:46,357
Wait. You don't think
that he pulled up to...
323
00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:51,071
No. No, he wouldn't.
324
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:53,156
Wait. Would he have?
325
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:14,636
So! Is it just you two
in the house today?
326
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,348
Nice. Nice.
327
00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:21,142
Well, so, no one else.
Nobody at all?
328
00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:24,270
I know Maanvi is away
on vacation?
329
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,648
But I know you two have
a lot of family.
330
00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:29,401
People coming by. You know.
Did anyone come by?
331
00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:31,486
Maybe they came through
the basement?
332
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:34,280
Or the back door
is sometimes open?
333
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,574
Sometimes people get old
and they look different!
334
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:39,619
Strange relatives?
Anyone? Anyone?!
335
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,122
Okay! What is this
all tamasha?
336
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:46,209
What she's trying to ask,
badly, did Jasmeet come by?
337
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:48,628
Why? Is he okay?
Did you call him?
338
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,006
Yeah, no, no. No, Aunty,
he is... he's fine.
339
00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:53,425
It's just,
he's not picking up his phone--
340
00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:55,093
Why would he not
pick up your calls?
341
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:57,470
Did... did something happen?
- No, no, no, no, no.
342
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,556
He was just with us earlier,
but he--
343
00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:02,600
He... forgot something at home
344
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,853
and went to go pick it up.
345
00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:08,732
So maybe, we thought
he meant this home.
346
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:10,400
Hm.
347
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,694
As if he would call this home.
348
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,614
I...
349
00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:32,047
I'm just gonna, ah...
350
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,663
Hello?
351
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:11,086
Hello?
352
00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:13,755
Is everything okay?
353
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:19,135
You alright?
354
00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:25,725
Oh, hey, man!
355
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:27,727
Jaspreet?
356
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,480
Wait, wait.
What are you doing here?
357
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,565
Is... is this real?
358
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,567
Are you... are you real?
359
00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:37,028
Yeah, I'm real...
360
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:39,114
What are you doing here?
361
00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:41,074
Are you living in your car?
362
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:53,002
You see that house
down the street?
363
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,756
That was the house, man.
364
00:20:57,424 --> 00:21:02,011
The house that me and Maanvi
were supposed to move into be...
365
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:06,141
...before she ripped my heart
out of my chest and just...
366
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,354
Now it's just standing there.
367
00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:13,315
Unfinished.
368
00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:15,942
Just like my hopes
and dreams.
369
00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:20,488
Okay. You can still finish
the house, man.
370
00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,407
You can move in yourself.
371
00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:25,118
You think I have money
like that anymore?
372
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:29,205
You think I'm not losing
a bidding war to ChatGPT?
373
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:32,375
Us realtors?
374
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,044
We're washed, man.
375
00:21:34,044 --> 00:21:37,130
Do you know how that feels?
Mr. Dollar-a-View?
376
00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:40,884
Look, man.
377
00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:43,720
I got my heart broken too.
378
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:48,016
And what's worse is she's back
with her ex.
379
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:50,810
And she's engaged.
380
00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:56,441
It sucks, man, I know. It's
weird how fast things change.
381
00:21:56,441 --> 00:21:59,069
It's tough to keep up.
Like...
382
00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:01,863
How am I supposed to stay
relevant with any of this
383
00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:03,573
when everyone's an influencer
384
00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:05,325
just pumping out
a bunch of nothing?
385
00:22:05,867 --> 00:22:08,328
I feel washed.
386
00:22:09,871 --> 00:22:12,957
But I, Jaspreet Purewal,
387
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:14,876
had a plan!
388
00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:18,463
Marriage. Kids.
389
00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:20,924
Run for Mayor of Brampton.
Kids.
390
00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:23,635
Hit a million followers
and more kids!
391
00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:25,011
Yeah, look.
392
00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:26,971
Sometimes, you don't need
a plan.
393
00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:30,600
Okay? Sometimes you just need
to leave some things unfinished.
394
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:34,145
Like your house.
395
00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:35,855
Look, man!
396
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,691
You're a smart guy, alright?
397
00:22:37,691 --> 00:22:39,943
And as much as I hate
to admit it,
398
00:22:39,943 --> 00:22:42,570
there's been so many times
I wanted to be like you.
399
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,239
But this?
400
00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:46,991
Just sitting here crying about
something that could have been?
401
00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:49,119
It's pathetic!
402
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:50,662
So get up off your ass
403
00:22:50,662 --> 00:22:53,373
and stop moping around
like a little bitch!
404
00:22:59,921 --> 00:23:03,967
Oh! Shit!
I just realized something!
405
00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:07,011
You're her brother!
My brother!
406
00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:11,599
You could bring Maanvi
back to me! Yeah!
407
00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:13,309
Dude, what?
408
00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:14,769
Yeah, you can convince her
409
00:23:14,769 --> 00:23:16,604
that I'm the best
she'll ever have!
410
00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:17,814
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
411
00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:19,858
You can have my house, man,
you can...
412
00:23:19,858 --> 00:23:22,318
I'll even finish the floor
for you!
413
00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:24,195
Where's my... where's my key?
414
00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:26,573
You can have my whip, man,
you can have my keys!
415
00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:28,325
Take it all, just please,
please, man,
416
00:23:28,325 --> 00:23:30,827
just bring her back to me! I...
don't know what to do!
417
00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:33,038
I can't sleep!
418
00:23:33,038 --> 00:23:35,749
Where's my mom and dad?
Nowhere, bro...
419
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:41,087
Just bring her back to me,
oh, please...
420
00:23:43,882 --> 00:23:47,177
I can't do anything!
I can't think about anything!
421
00:24:06,237 --> 00:24:07,822
Everything okay, Aunty-ji?
422
00:24:07,822 --> 00:24:10,533
Yes, putt.
I'm glad you all are here.
423
00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:12,535
It's nice to have
the house full.
424
00:24:15,747 --> 00:24:17,665
Oh, he's at his spot!
425
00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:19,542
- Who?
- Jasmeet.
426
00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:21,127
I have his location.
427
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:24,005
Are you dumb? Why didn't you
mention this before?
428
00:24:24,005 --> 00:24:26,299
- Are you kidding?
- Because my phone was dead.
429
00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:28,134
I have a charger in my car!
430
00:24:28,134 --> 00:24:30,804
Cars can charge phones?
That's incredible.
431
00:24:30,804 --> 00:24:32,806
You know what? Just forget it.
432
00:24:32,806 --> 00:24:34,349
Let's make moves.
433
00:24:34,349 --> 00:24:36,017
Yeah. Bye, Aunty.
434
00:24:36,017 --> 00:24:38,103
Neal, hold on one minute, please.
435
00:24:38,103 --> 00:24:39,604
Uncle!
436
00:24:40,271 --> 00:24:43,066
This is such a hot picture
of young Guru Nanak!
437
00:24:43,066 --> 00:24:45,110
So handsome!
438
00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:48,613
Either way, you shouldn't have
pictures of gurus in your home.
439
00:24:48,613 --> 00:24:50,532
It's wrong.
440
00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:52,075
I love you.
441
00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:53,868
Love you, love you, love you.
442
00:24:53,868 --> 00:24:56,162
Also, get some GouchCoin.
443
00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:58,748
Here. Give this to Jasmeet.
444
00:24:58,748 --> 00:25:00,709
You'll be seeing him
before I do.
445
00:25:00,709 --> 00:25:03,086
Okay. Okay.
446
00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:10,218
Stupid.
447
00:25:13,888 --> 00:25:16,683
Heeeyyy. There's Waldo.
448
00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:18,893
Guru Waldo.
449
00:25:18,893 --> 00:25:21,855
We called you like a million
fucking times, FYI.
450
00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:23,231
Where the hell were you, man?
451
00:25:23,231 --> 00:25:25,692
We've been ripping it up
and down 'Sauga to 'Scarbz.
452
00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:27,944
Yeah, look, sorry, I just...
453
00:25:27,944 --> 00:25:29,612
I needed some space.
454
00:25:29,612 --> 00:25:31,489
Yo, how do you keep
letting this girl
455
00:25:31,489 --> 00:25:32,866
run laps in your head?
456
00:25:32,866 --> 00:25:34,451
You know, you could
just talk to us
457
00:25:34,451 --> 00:25:36,411
instead of running off.
- I know.
458
00:25:36,411 --> 00:25:37,746
You're still not over it.
459
00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:39,914
This guy's never gonna
get over it!
460
00:25:39,914 --> 00:25:41,791
He needs a chaper
across the face!
461
00:25:41,791 --> 00:25:43,043
Sunny, don't be
so judgmental.
462
00:25:43,043 --> 00:25:44,461
What are you talking
about?
463
00:25:44,461 --> 00:25:45,795
Trauma's
a real thing.
464
00:25:45,795 --> 00:25:47,464
What... what trauma?
465
00:25:47,464 --> 00:25:48,923
It takes time!
466
00:25:48,923 --> 00:25:51,551
Sometimes these things
take years.
467
00:25:51,926 --> 00:25:54,262
Yeah. I'm over her.
468
00:25:57,057 --> 00:25:59,768
Holy! Can't find parking
for hell in this city.
469
00:25:59,768 --> 00:26:02,145
This your place, eh?
470
00:26:03,021 --> 00:26:05,857
No pictures of the gurus here.
That's a shame.
471
00:26:05,857 --> 00:26:07,651
What the hell
is he doing here?
472
00:26:07,651 --> 00:26:09,653
Buddy, are you fucked?
If it wasn't for me,
473
00:26:09,653 --> 00:26:11,154
these drunk idiots wouldn't get
here alive!
474
00:26:11,154 --> 00:26:14,074
Alright, well,
thanks, I guess.
475
00:26:17,202 --> 00:26:19,496
Look, guys. I...
476
00:26:21,581 --> 00:26:22,957
I appreciate you.
477
00:26:22,957 --> 00:26:25,335
I just want you to know that.
I appreciate you
478
00:26:25,335 --> 00:26:28,755
when you tolerate me
going through all my...
479
00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:33,718
dumb, emo, depresso,
mopey phases.
480
00:26:33,718 --> 00:26:37,013
And still stickin' by me.
481
00:26:37,013 --> 00:26:39,974
So. Thank you.
482
00:26:39,974 --> 00:26:42,727
Thank you for the gifts.
483
00:26:42,727 --> 00:26:44,854
Thank you for the party.
484
00:26:44,854 --> 00:26:47,440
Thank you for just keeping me
in check.
485
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:53,113
And thank you for just
everything that you do. For me.
486
00:26:54,572 --> 00:26:56,366
I love you guys.
487
00:26:56,366 --> 00:26:57,784
I love you, too.
488
00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:58,993
Aww. Come on.
489
00:26:58,993 --> 00:27:00,829
- Group hug!
- Come on!
490
00:27:00,829 --> 00:27:02,539
Love you guys!
491
00:27:02,539 --> 00:27:03,707
What?
492
00:27:03,707 --> 00:27:05,125
We've known
each other for so long!
493
00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:07,377
May our bonds remain!
Okay.
494
00:27:07,377 --> 00:27:09,337
- We're in this together.
- Okay.
495
00:27:18,430 --> 00:27:21,099
{\an8}- Hi, I'm Zoe--
- And I'm Lizzie...
496
00:27:21,099 --> 00:27:24,477
Someone from our community
should go on this show,
497
00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:27,230
get some money
from these goray.
498
00:27:29,774 --> 00:27:31,901
Excuse me.
499
00:27:39,492 --> 00:27:41,369
Hello?
500
00:27:41,369 --> 00:27:42,662
Hey, Mom, greetings!
501
00:27:44,956 --> 00:27:47,167
No, you didn't tell me.
502
00:27:48,793 --> 00:27:51,004
Jeeta didn't tell me either.
503
00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:53,715
Okay, okay.
504
00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:56,593
Tell Jeeta to send
your flight info.
505
00:27:56,968 --> 00:27:59,346
Okay. Okay, okay.
506
00:28:02,057 --> 00:28:03,933
Ma Ji, arriving Wednesday.
507
00:28:03,933 --> 00:28:08,271
She decided to come after all,
508
00:28:08,688 --> 00:28:10,231
that's nice.
509
00:28:10,231 --> 00:28:12,025
How long for?
510
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,860
Clear schedule.
511
00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:15,945
One-way ticket.
512
00:28:17,364 --> 00:28:19,991
You'll find out right
after this, on Seal the Deal.
513
00:28:21,868 --> 00:28:23,995
Alright. Thank you so much
for coming.
514
00:28:23,995 --> 00:28:26,247
Appreciate you. Thank you.
This has been
515
00:28:26,247 --> 00:28:28,041
an incredible birthday to me,
I appreciate it--
516
00:28:28,041 --> 00:28:29,376
Oh, good!
517
00:28:29,376 --> 00:28:31,086
I hope your house
isn't trashed!
518
00:28:31,086 --> 00:28:33,755
Yo.
519
00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:35,548
- Alright. Love you.
- Love you.
520
00:28:36,174 --> 00:28:40,720
Um. Your mom asked me
to give you this.
521
00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:44,516
Nice. Thanks.
522
00:28:44,516 --> 00:28:46,810
- You got it. Love you.
- Alright, man.
523
00:28:46,810 --> 00:28:48,853
- Happy birthday.
- Thank you, bro.
524
00:28:48,853 --> 00:28:51,481
Can I... sleep here?
525
00:28:51,481 --> 00:28:53,233
Sure.
526
00:28:53,775 --> 00:28:55,276
Hell yeah.
527
00:28:55,276 --> 00:28:57,404
See you in the morning!
- Yep.
528
00:29:31,313 --> 00:29:32,897
Hello?
529
00:29:32,897 --> 00:29:34,524
Sat Sri Akal.
530
00:29:35,567 --> 00:29:37,110
Thank you.
531
00:29:37,652 --> 00:29:40,155
Yeah, no, I'm good, Mom.
532
00:29:40,155 --> 00:29:41,698
Yep.
533
00:29:42,866 --> 00:29:45,118
Yeah, I miss you too.
534
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:53,043
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