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Yeah, somebody that still has most of his brain cells.

What are you talking about?

Where's my buddy, bro? I don't know this guy.

He's got my fucking buddy, bro.

This guy doesn't know shit about fucking Florida.

I need him to... Dude, go learn.

It's called a learning curve.

A learning curve?

Well... Instead of fucking shit, pay attention to the fucking road, bro.

So which way do I go? Left, right, or straight?

Right.

Hey,

there's a fucking girl right there.

He always gets lucky, though.

Hey, girl.

What's up, girl?

What's up, girl? How much, girl?

I'm just kidding. That was totally disrespectful. I'm just joking.

I'm just joking. Look.

No,

look. We have a two channel. I was just trying to make jokes, okay? I'm not

trying to.

Sorry. I don't.

It wasn't funny.

Well, you probably should have said that first.

Sorry. Are you busy?

Okay, well, you want to talk to me for a second?

I'm good, thanks.

She hates you.

Do you need a ride?

No, she's right down the block.

Does she hate you?

I'm good. What?

Does she hate you?

Does she hate me or does her friend hate her? She hates you.

Do you hate me?

Um, I'm not loving you.

I'm not loving you.

Now look, let me explain myself. We have a tube channel. We just go around

fucking with people.

So that's why I was trying to, like, push some buttons, you know.

All right, well, you succeeded.

I succeeded?

What's your name? Can I ask you your name? Is that bad?

Violet. What's yours?

Your name's Violet? For real? Yeah.

Is your mom a stripper?

Prostitute. Oh, my God.

Ouch.

Oh, you got a sense of humor.

That was her favorite color.

Oh. I was going to ask you how much is she and where is she right now.

From my buddy Tony in here. He loves girls.

He loves streetwalkers.

Oh, interesting.

I love your dress. That's why I love it. It was your favorite color, huh?

Yeah, it was.

All right.

That's cool.

Yeah. You got a lot of tattoos and shit.

I love your dress. Yeah, I do.

Taking a break, though.

Okay. I mean, look. So, we go around.

We fuck with people. We talk to people. We interview people.

Like, and we also give them money too, you know, all two channels, like the

ones give away money. So I got a hundred bucks. If you'd be willing to like,

just chat with me for a little bit, like five minutes of your time, just to

chat. Just chat. Yeah. Just chatting.

All right. Get to know you a little bit.

I mean, yeah, just to chat though.

I mean, I don't know.

I, yeah, I don't know.

What else would I, I mean, whatever. We're just going to talk about it.

Violet.

Violet. Violet. Violet. Coming to the stage.

Yep. Violet.

Oh.

She doesn't punch you so bad.

No, you're not a stripper though, I guess, huh? No, I'm a waitress. That was

stripper reference.

I don't know if you caught on to that.

No, I didn't.

Coming to the stage.

Violet. Not a stripper, so I wouldn't know.

So you said you're a waitress?

Yes, I am.

Oh, nice.

Do they serve good food?

Decent. You got a mosquito on you. He's biting you. Oh, good.

Thank you.

Saved my life.

You said, do they serve good food? What kind of food do they serve?

Just like fried food. It's a small bar.

Oh, shit. Fried food.

Yeah. Do they have you wear like skimpy shit to show your nipples and stuff?

a basic uniform.

Do you get hit on a lot by customers?

I mean, what girl doesn't?

Ugly ones?

I'll take that as a compliment. They still get hit on too, actually.

They probably still get hit on? Yeah, beauties in the eyes of the beholder.

No women are ugly.

Okay.

Alright. I mean, you know, Tony's ugly.

I mean, I'm sure not to some people.

I can't see him, so I don't know.

You like this girl. Hi, how are you? Hi. Good, how are you? Nice to meet you.

Hi, you're nice.

Thanks. So, how old are you, by the way?

I'm 21.

All right, good. Do you have an ID to prove that? Just make sure you're not...

mean, you don't got to show it to me. Just want to make sure that you're above

18 so I can talk to you.

Oh, okay.

Yeah? I mean, I guess that's... Smart, but yeah.

Yeah, they want to make sure, you know? Yeah. So you're walking your friends. Do

you not own a car?

Yeah, and just a ride was too expensive.

Oh, okay. I don't mind the walk. It's nice out today. No, what are you guys

going to do today? Do you know?

Just hang out. Hang out? Is she ugly?

No, she's gorgeous.

She is? Is that just an Isle of the Beholder thing with you?

I mean, she's my best friend. Do other people say she's ugly?

No. Everyone else says she's stunning.

I think she's gorgeous.

Oh, okay, okay.

Who's prettier, you or her?

I'm not comparing.

Who's got a better body, you or her?

I mean, she got some work done.

It sounds like you want to say you.

I mean, no, no. I think we both have beautiful bodies. They're just

Who gets more men, gets hit on them when you guys are out?

She's a blonde, though.

Blondes do. Blondes get more fun. What do they say? Blondes have more fun,

right? I don't know about more fun, but more dick for sure.

More dick for sure.

You got a boyfriend?

No. No? No.

So what are you going to do in life? I mean, I'm sure waitressing isn't the end

game. Do you have a plan or no? I mean, I want to be a publisher. I've written

some books.

I'm sorry. I was falling asleep.

What did you say?

Then you don't deserve to know.

I'm just kidding. Those are more jokes. They're just funny little jokes. Funny,

funny. Wow, you're a writer. Forgot to laugh.

You're a writer.

Yep. She got mad. Why are you mad?

Because you're making fun of what I want my dream job.

I'm sorry. Look, give her a hundred bucks.

I know this doesn't make up for it.

I know this doesn't make up for it, but women love money. So maybe that's...

Yeah, at least you're paying for your mistakes.

I'm sorry. Like, who reads books anymore?

Uh, smart people, which is clearly not in your category.

I listen to books. Well, no, I haven't even listened to a book.

Do you even know how to read?

Only when they come out in movies.

Only when they make movies out of books. Movies are always worse than the books.

I don't know. You can use your imagination with books.

I don't know, because I wouldn't know, because I don't read the books.

Okay, well, that's good for you, though. You want to be a writer, which is

like...

something that's non -existent anymore that's good that's a great goal of yours

to like want to pursue something that's like on its way out it's like a fad like

i want to write for newspapers i want to own a video store

I'm so sorry.

This is stupid of us.

God damn it. I ordered another hundred. Give me another hundred. Yeah, please.

Fuck. Shut up, Tony. You know what? I'm going to give you two because I feel

like the video store reference was a funny one.

Okay. So, look.

I'm sorry. I don't want to hold up any more of your time. Yeah. I'm sorry.

Got spit out here. Yeah, yeah. So, look. But we do have another thing. We do

like to give away a bunch of money.

Okay. And so, I don't know if...

You'd be interested, but, like, I'd throw, like, 500 bucks at you to do

something crazy and wild.

If you can't think of nothing, I can think of something.

I can't think of anything. I'll pay you 500 ballers to give us your underwear.

Why? That's, like, so weird.

Because it's something crazy and not normal? That's definitely crazy and not

normal. Exactly.

And look, you're wearing a dress because you can kind of just pull them down

without having to get naked or nothing.

I don't know about that. $750.

$1 ,000.

For panties?

You know how hard it is for her to reach underneath and try to... Oh, yeah,

yeah, yeah.

That's just really weird. Do other girls do this when you approach them on the

street? Like, yeah.

We've had a couple do it.

I have scissors. You can cut them off if you want.

I mean, no. I kind of like these ones. Really? For $1 ,000, you like them?

I mean, yeah. It's not really about the money.

Oh, damn.

Okay.

Shit.

I mean, you can show us your titties for $1 ,000.

You can do that.

That's even worse.

It is? Yeah.

Is it?

Why does he need to talk? Why are you looking to him for reassurance? He

have tits. I don't think, at least.

He's got very small ones.

He's like a bird chest.

Less than an A. He's like a pelican. He's like a bird chest.

Alright, so look. A thousand bucks, tits or underwear?

Are you interested or no?

I could do a car payment for that.

$12 .50.

That's my final offer.

That's a lot of money, right?

Yeah, I wouldn't have to walk.

I mean, we'd probably prefer to see the tits unless you're like... I'd rather, I

mean, not show anything and just give you these.

True.

$1 ,250.

$1 ,250.

You have that with you in the car?

$1 ,200.

$1 ,200.

Oh, shit.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Same time, same time.

Hey, was that a yes? Because you didn't say, you just reached for it.

You didn't say, okay, I do it, and then I, you know, we didn't make a deal. You

just reached for the cash.

I mean, I really do need a car.

All right, which one are we doing? Are we doing cities?

I'll give you my panties.

You will? Okay.

Can you give me the money first? All right, okay.

We can chase you if you run.

I'm fast.

We got a V8.

But I'm a woman of my word.

Oh,

man. We can't... She's doing... Fuck, she's doing it good. We can't see a

She didn't give us one little peak at all.

No.

I feel like you've done this before.

You've given away your underwear like that. You did it too easy.

No.

Really?

All women have. You're in love with those, huh?

Really? Those things?

They look like you've had them for fucking five years. Five years.

They're your favorite underwear?

Not my favorite. Are they your favorite underwear? Not my favorite, but they're

comfortable. Grab her underwear. Go ahead and take them. First you were

my dream job, now my underwear.

You just were in love with them. We were just wondering why.

Well, I didn't want to... Fucking pervert.

Ew. So look.

What are you doing?

He has them in his mouth.

Disgusting. All right, look.

Thank you. This was a pleasure.

Just to pre -warn you, there is more money if you wanted to kind of, like,

know, if you wanted the opportunity to make more, like, there is plenty more

where that came from if you want to talk about it.

Open the door. If you want to, like, take a ride with us.

I know that sounds bad, but that's not... Can you drop me off at...

I can drop you off anywhere you want to go. Yeah, for sure. But look inside,

like, so you can see.

We're not, like, we're not weirdo creeps. I don't know if that's what it's

giving. It still gives creep vibes?

Man, we laid down, like, a rug, and we fucking took out the seats to give us

more room. A stained blanket is your rug?

Let me not point out your stained shirt.

Don't sue me like that. Why did you sue me like that?

Because you made fun of my dream job and then my underwear. You know that shirt

was dirty, too. All right, well, I wasn't expecting you to get poached in a

today. All right, so we're even.

No one's perfect.

No one's perfect.

There's the lesson for today. No one's perfect.

What do you think?

Roll with us? We'll give you a ride.

Look, let me show you the kind of money we're walking around with, so that way

you know. Yeah, we're walking around cash.

Yeah. Yeah, like, we do pretty well on our Tube channel, and Uncle Sam's take

if we don't give it away.

Give it away. So you gotta give it. Yep, we give it away, and then we can write

it off in taxes. How long will this take?

However long you want.

Let me send her my location, just in case you guys are creeps. She won't be

to catch us, though. I mean, you guys are creeps, but, like...

Why are we creeps?

You're having me come into your van and paid me to give you my panties. What do

you mean?

That's the definition of creep. The only creepy thing was that you actually gave

it to us.

Don't blame this on me.

What was I supposed to do with it?

As far as I'm concerned,

you guys are the creeps. And I'm just like an innocent bystander.

I don't know. I think you're included in this.

Yeah, a few times.

See, you should get in. You're getting fit. I'm sending her my location.

Go ahead, send it.

Have a seat right there. Thank you.

Right here?

We got her!

I'm just kidding.

Aha!

Alright, now I'm officially freaked out.

I see, look, these are all, everyone that's been in here, so you know, like,

you're not the only person to come in.

Did they all make it out?

No,

of course. We're just in this... Here, help them roll up the window real quick.

Do you mind if we drive a little bit just because the flux capacitor works

better and cools the air down if we drive? The flux capacitor?

Yeah. Okay.

You recognize the reference?

No, not at all.

Nope. Okay.

Yeah, I guess just drive around a little bit. Yeah, just so we get cool air in

here.

I don't know.

Sorry. Okay. It's bouncy in here. It is bouncy. It's bouncy.

It's bouncy in here.

It's bouncy in here.

So, um, where were we at? Where were we at?

Like... Well, we should give up some panties.

Yeah.

Look, what did I... We gave her, what, $1 ,200 for panties?

How much did we make so far? $1 ,250?

$1 ,400? $1 ,400? I don't know. I'd have to count.

Okay. I'll double that to see some titties. I think you're about around $1

Look at her face. Yes, I'll do another $1 ,200. Or I'll do $1 ,400. Fuck it.

For tits. For tits.

Do you have a boyfriend?

I already said no.

I don't think you did.

You already asked me that. Damn, okay. See? I don't pay attention.

Well, you should.

I don't know. That's a little... $1 ,200?

You said what? I said $1 ,400.

$1 ,400.

So you're walking away with $28, $29, almost $3 ,000, I think.

It's perfect for a down payment for a car.

You see those titties?

Have all these people done this?

The smart ones.

Some have done certain things, and some have done other things. Only the smart

ones. Like this girl, she streaked down the street.

Oh. Yeah, she got naked and ran down. Kind of illegal.

Yeah, yeah, well, we stopped doing it.

Oh, okay. Because it's illegal.

Gotcha.

What do you say?

Titties? And they're pierced, so it's not like you didn't want to show people.

I mean, I wanted to show them through the shirt, not necessarily. All right,

me ask you something. Have you ever did a one -night stand?

Like, didn't know them, just strange them, fucked them?

I'm sure you have. Everyone has.

Yeah, I guess so.

Okay, so he saw your titties for free.

How do you know that it was for free?

Unless you're a prostitute.

No, I didn't.

Okay, but still, yeah, I guess. All right. Well, I mean, what, for dinner

It's for a lot less than $1 ,200?

A couple fucking drinks. A couple drinks and whatever then.

Okay, but I liked him, so that's different, I guess. I thought you didn't

connection. Do you?

As soon as you came into the van, I was like, well, man.

I just felt it. It's like a cosmic connection. I don't know. Was it a one

street on that? I think it was a one -way street on that, but that's nice. I

don't know. You may not feel it yet. What do you think?

Tits for $1 ,400?

Yeah, I guess I do kind of need the money.

I agree.

Of course you agree.

Bam!

$1 ,400!

She really counted. You know, it's very disrespectful to count the money in

front of people. It's okay.

She's got trust issues. It's very disrespectful to ask someone to just

their tits out in a moving van as well.

All right. Fucking ditto. Whatever.

Touche. Whatever the fuck the word is. Checkmate. Checkmate.

Fucking checkmate. We're not playing chess.

Oh, but look at chess.

I like the nipples.

Thanks. Is it very nice?

Wow, look at you.

I like the nipple.

That's a pretty long bar for those nipples.

Thanks. Oh, you think the bar's too big?

I don't know. They're really long. Do your nipples get bigger than that? No,

because it goes like... These are... All right, here you go.

I was trying to touch what I was saying. It's like... The bar goes exactly where

the nipple is. Okay, yeah.

Areola. So, oh, that's what I mean. The areola. That's what I meant. They could

be smaller. They're actually tongue rings.

Oh, look at her. She's cheating.

Yeah, only once at the show. Are you skinnier or something?

I don't know. But look, you got nice titties, though.

Thanks. Appreciate it.

Nice titties.

So, look.

Fucking weirdo. I think we should get her naked. I think you should get naked.

What? Where did that come from?

Let's fucking buy her a car. No, no, no. Let's buy her the car, yes. I never

agreed to any of that. I know. We're asking. We're negotiating now.

You just said we should get her naked. What do you mean we should?

Okay, okay, okay. We should talk about asking you to get naked.

We'll buy you a car.

A beater. No, I'm not getting naked on camera. That's insane. For a car?

A beater.

You're a...

You got $2 ,800 right now.

I'll give you another $2 ,000.

You're at $4 ,800.

Man, this is the most I've ever given away. This is crazy. This is crazy money

right now.

This is crazy money.

This is crazy money.

I like that compliment better than you like my areolas. Okay, I'm working on my

compliment. Whatever it is, I'll get you to $5 ,500.

You'll definitely be walking away with a car with that.

Or a down payment, whatever.

That's what I mean. As long as you got good credit.

I don't think she's got good credit.

Why would you say that?

Well, you know, you got tattoos.

Tits like that. You're walking. You have tattoos, too.

Well, I got shitty credit.

Clearly. Well, I actually have good credit.

Damn. Really?

Speak for yourself.

And her name's Violet?

I'm fucking up, bro.

Violet with the good credit.

Violet with the good credit. What do you say? $5 ,500 total?

I don't know, man.

You already took your damn under -offer and gave it to this pervert. Woo -hoo!

You don't have a boyfriend, so there's nothing really stopping you.

Don't touch it unless you're agreeing to it. I just wanted to make sure. Yeah,

you're agreeing to it. You saw all the cash we got.

If you put it in that purse, you're agreeing to it.

Or that's theft.

So which one is it?

And it's over $2 ,000.

That's a felony.

You have it in your... Look, she's not giving it up.

Let me think.

You're clouding my thoughts right now.

It's already in her hand.

She's already spent the money.

She's already like, all right, I can buy this car. Oh, that one car that I

looked at. Go ahead and put it in the purse. You know you want to.

Your opinion does not matter to me.

Wow.

No, no, no. Let her.

It's fine. 100 % you're correct. It's your decision.

You make up your mind.

But, you know, we don't have all day, though. That's all.

So now I'm on a time crunch?

Well, you just need to get certain good footage for the day. Look, it's very

simple. Do you want to walk away with $5 ,900 and have some fun with that cash?

And yeah, fine, you're showing us your body. Or, you know, you can walk away

with what you have so far, which is like $2 ,800, $3 ,000 or some shit like

that. So I'll pull over right now. You can totally get out. It was nice meeting

you. Totally cool.

You know, maybe we could hang out one day and eat fried food.

We'll come see you.

The bar.

Yeah.

I really, I do need the money.

Have all these people got fully naked? The smart ones? The smart ones. The

ones. For a lot less, too. For a lot less.

Fuck it.

Woo, it's in the purse.

It's in the purse. It's in the purse. It's a done deal.

It is in the purse.

Just like right here? Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, God.

I know.

Standing outside.

Oh, look at her. She's all trimmed and shit, too. She was already planning to

show someone. Are you sure your friend isn't a guy? Were you going to a guy's

house right now? No, she's very much a girl. That doesn't mean... Nothing

going to happen.

That's why she was like, she's so hot. She's so hot.

Her body's amazing.

Do you like girls? That's what it was?

Uh, yeah. Does she know you like her?

She knows.

Oh, shit.

This is going to be a weird request, but would you bend over?

What? Well, we want to see your whole body.

Who do you mean bend over? No, bend over the thing right there. We just want to

see how the ass shape is and stuff like that.

Alright, you guys are doing a little much right now.

I don't know. Yeah, turn over that way so you can see your booty.

Yeah,

we just wanted to see the tattoo.

There you go.

Whoa!

Yonkersville!

Oh my gosh.

Alright, you guys are... You have fucking problems.

No we don't. Yeah, you do.

You're the one that got naked.

Make me regret my decision right now. No, please don't. As I'm bent over.

As you're bent over.

No, come on. It's got to feel somewhat good. You made some money. You're having

fun. You know.

I guess so.

I wouldn't agree with the fun part when I made some money. Oh, come on. Of

course it's got to be fun or else you wouldn't be doing it. Can you just like

shake your butt a little bit?

Yeah, he's almost done. He'll be done in about.

What do you mean almost done? Shake that.

Yeah, there you go. Just give him three minutes.

Hurry up, Tony. That's all I need. Hurry up, Tony. I'm working on it. Hurry up.

What are you doing?

She's going to look back. Just keep, just keep, just keep.

What do you mean I'm going to look back?

What the fuck?

No, what are you doing? What? I'm just trying to get his money's worth.

Now that's a pervert.

You don't mind.

Don't tell me what I do and don't mind it. Okay, I'll put it away. Okay, okay,

okay. You don't have to put it away.

But you could have asked the police to ask. Oh,

she wanted you to ask. That's what the implication's in. May I jerk off? Can I

just jerk off and look at your pretty pussy?

Actually, turn around and watch him. That's even better. Yeah.

Now, look, let me ask you. You say you don't have a boyfriend.

You say you don't have a boyfriend. Sure.

You say you don't. While he's doing that, let's talk. So you don't have a

boyfriend.

Any particular reason?

No, I don't have a boyfriend. I would not be here if I had a boyfriend. Okay.

So you've kind of been without a guy for a while, so it means you haven't had

sex?

Do you like having sex?

I do.

But, yeah, I haven't had sex in a while.

Really? Okay.

Yeah.

That's a long stare.

My dick's getting bigger.

Do you think he's a grower or a shower?

I didn't see it before, but definitely a grower.

I'm over here.

It's very hard to focus.

There's a big dick in front of me.

Alright. I mean, hey.

I could shut up and just let you guys do your thing. How you doing? Nice to meet

you. Nice to meet you. What's your name?

Tony Jr.

Tony Jr.

He's a junior?

Yeah, he's a junior.

He looks like a senior.

Boom!

In your face.

Damn! Does he feel like a senior?

You want to touch it? Touch it. You want to touch it? You can touch it.

This guy won't stop jerking it, bro. Let it go, bro.

I'm sorry.

It feels like a... Yeah, I think my opinion is a little senior.

I guess so.

Fair trade -off.

He's going to have to prove something today.

Prove what?

No, nothing.

That he's still got some spunk in him.

Big vein right there.

Nurse would love you.

Oh yeah? Yeah, it got a lot of blood out of there.

Can I suck it? Yes, you can.

I don't know.

You're still watching?

Oh.

You should put it in me.

Oh.

like that.

Only a drower.

Ha.

I'm sorry.

Okay.

Yeah.

back over here.

She's feeling it.

Uh huh.

It's fucking good.

Oh shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit.

That was fun.

How'd you do?

Senior, you mean.

He's still a senior. He did good.

He did good.

I got some wipes, baby.

Wow, what just happened?

I just got caught in the moment.

I mean, that was kind of awesome, right? It was awesome. That was awesome. I

think you made his day.

Yeah. So listen, since you, you, no, I'm just kidding. What?

You made good money with us.

I got to ask you, would you, Violet, would you consider doing more of these?

know that, you know, waitressing is so lucrative.

Yeah, I mean. But, you know, you did make a lot of money today. Would you do,

would you consider doing more of these videos?

With dicks like that, yeah.

I can't promise they're all going to be like that. Oh. And I can't promise

you're going to make, you know, today was a little exceptional. You made kind

quite a bit of money, you know, but similar money, not the same, though.

we really looked you up today. Yeah, we really looked you up. We wanted to show

you that we were. I feel special.

Yeah, you were.

Thanks. So you would consider it, you think?

Yeah, I'd consider it. I'll take your number.

Yeah, let's see, you know.

We're going to pull over in a second if you want to, like, start getting

dressed. Oh, yeah. You can tell us.

Yeah, I'll give her my phone. She can put her number in there. Yeah.

Wow, that was awesome.

That was fun.

Hey, you fucked her so good, you fucking shirts inside out. So listen, look,

real quick.

Since we have your number and stuff like that, do you mind if we call you a

little bit later and set something up with you?

Uh, yeah, I guess that's fine. This isn't exactly where I needed to be

off. Well, yeah, I know, but you gotta plug it. Oh, you should close that, too.

All that money's gonna fall out. But yeah, I need to answer the office to

set up some of your shoots.

But listen, I hope you can get home from here.

Yeah, I'll just call a ride, I guess. All right, so look, can you do me a

before we leave? Can you just say, hi, I'm Violet, and I got fucked on the bus?

Sure. Hi, I'm Violet, and I got fucked on the bus.

Bye! Bye.

Get the nipples!

Bang, bang.