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Thanks

Thanks.

Well done, professor. You put yourself five seconds more than yesterday. It is

unforgivable, sorry.

Please.

Here.

Hello, uncle.

Well?

Good morning, professor. Oh, sorry.

That's fine.

And now let's go. The patients.

They await us. Right away.

Behind, please.

Good morning, Mrs Marchesa.

I'm hungry, doctor. I am hungry.

Oh, hungry, I'm hungry, I'm hungry. It's quick to say it. After all, she's only been here for

ten days.

She thinks she is thin, but she still has it of the fat to be disposed of. Indeed, it is the

fat from inside that pushes out bones.

Let's take a look.

Oh God, the finger!

I am hungry!

But what does he take as a diet? Thirty grams of bread and half a glass of water. Al

day? Maybe we could... Do it silence you! Who is the head doctor here

you, uncle. As?

Professor. That's fine.

Then we double the doses of water. I am hungry!

Let's go? I am hungry! Let's go, let's go, what we have to continue the tour.

Up, up, quick!

Listen, how was '48? The 48 is stayed up all night. I have

give him purgatives and laxatives. The result? This morning he finally has

fell asleep. He fell asleep on the bathroom cup. Good, good. You see it

when you apply yourself you can do it something?

Oh God, you're still a little too fresh of graduation. You... you're ignorant. Yes.

Let's just say you're an idiot. Exact.

Anyway, for today I name you mine substitute. Thank you. Pro tempore.

You can continue the tour without me, go on good?

Or on hole I entrust it to you. And in good hands.

Move, move. Come on, what are you waiting for?

So what?

It's me, Osvaldo.

What time is it?

The time for treatment.

Ah, finally, I have a headache. Not don't worry, with my cure the pain

it goes right out of your head. You Jane, me Tarzan.

Yes, you smoke, you smoke, smoking will do a lot to you good.

In a few days we will discharge her and he will soon have a nice trip to Senegal.

Happy?

The lady arrives.

We need to save the professor.

Good morning, ma'am. Where is my husband? I really don't know. I know very well where

'And. There's no point in hiding it. That's it, I wanted it speak to her on purpose.

Nothing in the pancreatic region, professor.

No, no, no, no. There is only a slight inflammation of the ascending colon which

this feeling of swelling of the guts, but... Who's there, Leonora?

I didn't hear you come in with this thing in your ears.

Hello, aunt.

Yes, yes, of course.

I'll come right away.

Alright, this time I thank you.

See you later.

See you later. Eleanor!

Eleanor! I'll take away the trouble.

What about me? Who takes care of it now?

I don't know, miss.

But she is not the substitute for professor?

Actually, the professor mentioned me his replacement today.

So what?

I need care. Oh yes?

I'm weak.

Weak. I'm in pain.

Where?

I can?

Uncle. Who is?

Eleanor.

Eleanor.

Eleonora, but explain this to me absurd behavior.

You're fired, you dirty bastard. The clinic it's mine, I fire you. But how

fired? I got fired.

Remember that we are invited this evening at the reception at the home of the Honorable

Mazzetta. Alright, then everything is fine. But you're always fired, dear!

Professor! My God!

But you always come behind me, so I you're scary. Sorry, I didn't mean to. You want

know the latest?

The lady fired me.

She's the owner of the clinic, she is the owner of the factory

tomatoes, he fired me. I understand it, women are ugly beasts, professor.

But I'll give you some good news. Which? There is a new patient. What do you want me to do?

do you screw? He fired me.

This is a transfusion.

A transfusion?

Take me from here. Commendatore Binardi. Here you are.

Knock.

After you.

Please.

Good morning. Commendatore Binardi?

Professor Boripi.

In person.

Who recommended my clinic to you? The Commendatore Capretti.

A person.

You're here for a transfusion, right?

Precisely. I can know yours blood group?

The best.

$400,000 in cash.

Destination? Haiti.

Very good.

Minus 10% commission, that's 360,000 dollars in 20 days to Haiti.

Perfect.

Everything is fine? All clear, professor. The workers have already left. Well.

Ready for transfusion and destination Haiti.

Soon. Quick, I have to go tonight at the Honorable Matteo's party.

What

genius

that they are!

Instead of sending the dollars to Haiti, we send our specialty.

Lirette with tomato sauce. So it has collected my earnings.

Huh? Can I hole?

Ah, listen, give me some advice. If for delay the inauguration us

something, maybe the boiler, eh?

Professor, we sabotaged everything here a couple of times, including the boiler. E

here we are left with this car and i toilets. We want to pocket the

True, it wouldn't do any good.

Resign yourself, professor. The factory will be inaugurated regularly in

week.

Unfortunately you are right.

And then we only have time for one transfusion or two.

Yes, but those are enough for the our freedom.

That's right, freedom.

Bahamas, Haiti, Hong Kong, Singapore.

And then I'll be the one to fire the clinic. Well.

The factory. Well. My wife. Well. Ready for my command? Yes, sir.

Eleanor.

Good evening. Good evening. HI.

Good evening. Good evening.

Good evening. Good evening. Good evening.

Good evening. Good evening.

Good evening. Good evening.

Good evening.

Thank you for hiring me dictologist Bebbe Moritti. Ah,

silly. A dictalogist she was necessary in your church? Well,

yes, very necessary. And then you understand, mi was recommended by 300 votes.

Please? A 300 vote, but yes, mine reader and friend, great officer

Moritti. So do it, hire me, sure. But yes, yes, of course.

I make her come whenever she feels like it comfortable. Ah, good.

Tomorrow, then.

Yes, tomorrow, perfect. I was sure of the your cooperation, so I told you

to rush. Done well, right?

Very good, honorable, very good. Now Excuse me for a moment, because I'm here

even the other guests who act to me.

See you later. See you later.

Eh, Leonora, but it really seemed like the case.

Shut up, worm!

Eleonora, please. Look, this isn't it one of your usual whores. This is it

person dear to the Honourable. Therefore it must be dear to us too. Why

remember that to open the factory I have need of the Honorable. So when

this dietician will come to the clinic, you you have to treat it with kid gloves. D

'agreement. Then... Then I am no longer fired.

For the moment you are rehired. But in trial?

Sorry, can I make an objection?

No.

Beautiful. How long since we've been there you see.

If not, the lady will fire me again time.

But freedom is near.

And then... They will hear me in Parliament, those gentlemen.

Because our nation's rights must be safeguarded. Other than ours

rights must be safeguarded. Excuse me, Excuse me, sir.

Allow me, I'll steal it from you for a moment.

Dear Honorable.

I wanted to thank you for doing this hire a dietician. If I had it

my wife would never have agreed.

It is a pleasure that I have done beautifully please, if you remember, professor. It's a

of solidarity between boys, right? But what solidarity, professor? It has

involved a member of Parliament for have his wife take over his

lover. But which lover?

Anyway, I met Miss a a congress.

Actually, if you want to know...

A dietician in our clinic was necessary. It was needed, that's it. Between l

she is also the granddaughter of a 300 marks, she has she said.

Who is called Vladimiro Moretti and is also his friend.

And remember that friends are friends.

Allows? Allows?

Bonetti, I am a friend of the commander Kids. I need a transfusion.

A transfusion? I don't know, maybe it could

also... Look, let's do it tomorrow clinic. But which clinic?

Clinic now!

Sorry, Capretti didn't say that Are transfusions done in the clinic? I have the

finance on me, I don't have time to lose. I'm leaving for the in two hours

Take this briefcase, I'm in it 5 billion. Oh, fuck!

Sorry, I didn't understand the last one. It's a male genital organ. But not me

affects medicine. I'm interested in that this money arrives in Rio de Janeiro.

Yes, yes, I understand, but...

Don't worry though, the money they will arrive. Yes, but that assures me the

outcome of the transfusion? But sorry, Capretti didn't tell her about mine

reliability? Look, I don't trust you no one, but I'll tell you something. If those

money doesn't reach its destination there, some of my friends here in Italy will come

visit her. As?

Oh, fuck! What did you say, excuse me? Give it to him 'I explained before, here they call it

shit. Come on, let's go. But where?

He doesn't want me to count his money here, right? Ninth. The owner of the house, L

The Honorable Battista has a passion for 'honesty. That sends us straight in

prison. For him, morality is everything.

All!

All! For a woman like her, good or no?

But I am married, honorable. But not idiot!

Well yes, let's say.

You wasted it on a husband like you. Oh yes, I know, Mr Lotto.

Oh no,

no.

Honorable no, my husband is very jealous Before he married me he almost choked

one of my admirers Bold, luck, Juventus

Fortune favors the bold And she is bold

Elected deputy in 1963 and never fucked

Chairman of two subcommittees

The next undersecretary. Come, Ponetti, no one bothers us here.

We can do... Go.

Oh, mom.

But what happens? You all lost the voice? The Honorable... Yes, the Honorable

lost my voice. I was looking at his throat to understand what is wrong with him

happened. Real?

Lucky that my husband is here doing it the doctor, right darling?

Eh, how?

His wife said that luckily she is here and gives the briefcase with him

tools and therefore can use the 'honourable. No, no, I don't think it is

necessary. The professor visits me, no?

Well, if you insist... No,

you can't see anything. Then tomorrow morning I will admissions to his clinic, maybe like that

will be able to operate it if necessary.

Maybe a little intervention?

Here it is finally.

Slowly, forward, forward, forward.

Well arrived.

Welcome, Mr Mazzetta.

Applause.

Don't leave me among you.

Bring it up.

What do you think it's about? It could be a paralysis of the cords

vowels. Oh, you say?

Or the pressure of a swelling on the larynx. This is serious, huh? We'll know

after laryngoscopy. Yep, we'll see after laryngoscopy.

Please? The Honorable Member wants to tell us something, what is it?

I get it, I get it, a coffee. He wants a coffee.

say that the new dietician is arriving today with the plane.

By car.

By train.

Standing.

By ship.

Oh,

his hole. Yes? I'll go get her with the car. No, no, his hole can't

go because he has to help me in the laryngoscopy.

So who's going to pick her up?

Who goes there?

Who goes there? And who goes there?

And who goes there?

Excuse me, Dr. Moretti? No.

Doctor Bebbe Moretti? No.

Doctor Moretti? No.

The dietician Moretti? It's not me.

Doctor Moretti? Ninth.

Doctor Moretti? Ninth.

I enjoy it, we are a family of mountaineers and the mega embarks on the albino

safe.

Can I help you? Maybe she is the... No, leave me alone. Look, the

Should I carry the bags? Please, me forget it. He missed the bus,

I can help you. Believe me I would useful... Please, please!

Excuse me, believe me, I didn't mean to... Nothing. Wait a minute, where are you going? You leave me,

leave!

Excuse me, I'm really sorry.

Now don't say anything else, otherwise I start to bite. No, no, I am

desolate. Ah, here's your suitcase.

Ah, miss, wait a minute, ha forgot her purse!

But she's such a mess! What the f 'come in, I meant he had

this, the handbag, but everything is packed away, in short, almost.

See?

It's nothing serious, really.

There's no problem, don't worry, there 'I'll help. Here, a hat made.

Here, the suitcase. The suitcase, okay. E now... Now he wants it

passage. No!

It's a public danger.

But who sends it around alone? And not Should he even drive a tricycle?

Miss, wait, give me time explain to me.

Look, don't come closer, otherwise I'll scream.

Taxis! And to think about the horoscope

he said you will have a lucky meeting.

Gun to commit suicide. But which one gun? But which suicide? Where there is

life goes on.

In the meantime, let's take a look at machine. He opens the hood for me.

Let's give a

'look at Enzo.

But what's here?

What is this little box? But second I don't need it.

Yes, it's no use, we'll throw it away.

Hang it up. Does it take a long time?

Hurry because... I have to run in clinic.

She has to give birth. But he wants to give birth, I am doctor. Ah, he's a doctor. Yes.

The car needs to be cleaned up.

A nice blow to you.

There, we're good to go.

Start it.

Go, go.

Put, put, put.

Put.

She left.

She left.

Look, if you need me, you can me call whenever you want.

The morning, the noon and even the night. All right, go, go, go.

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go! Go!

There is only success.

I don't know!

Oh, finally, Michele. But I say, but where did you go? You know it's there

uncle and the professor who is on all the treatments. Come on, go, go, shut up, shut up.

Michele, at a good time.

What happened? I've been there at port, but... Stop stuttering, it's

It's possible that I can never trust you a position of trust.

Michael?

Michael?

Her again?

But, do you know each other?

No. No.

Why? No, it seemed like that to me, I had it 'impression that...

Anyway, this is Dr. Michele Bonifazi, my friend.

The young lady is the new dietitian of

clinic, Dr. Moretti. Pleasure.

Doctor. If she says so.

Here, if you want to take a look at clinic, I'll show you ours

equipment.

Come, come, doctor, I'll show you the departments.

On the first floor there are patients in observation.

Here, in all this shouting there is chamber of the Honorable Matteta.

I want to introduce it to you because it is very good friend of his son.

The cigarette under the sheets! His protected, the niece

by Vladimiro Moretti.

Good morning, Honorable.

Finally I can meet her and take her with regards from my uncle.

But what, he's not well? Doesn't he speak? No, a very serious injury to the cords

but we'll be operating on it soon, so... Not do so, honorable, it's a

Very simple operation.

The lady is right, it's a 'nothing operation. Let's take the

Away, away, away, calm down, away, calm down.

It's a crisis, this is a big crisis. Please prepare an injection for me

calming. I warm you up, I warm you up, honorable. I'll calm you down, stay calm.

I do it for his own good. I warm you up, be good, be good.

Look, I'm stronger than her.

Stay calm, stay still. Here I am, professor.

As long as it's on the coals, turn it on. I have took the tranquilizer. Help me, help me,

doctor.

Here we are, the eye above, like this, well done.

The system above all. Come, stop. Stop like this.

There, there, it's calming down.

How do you feel?

Let him rest, come, come.

I don't smell anything burning.

Come, come, let's go. Have a good rest, have a good rest rest.

Please, doctor, please.

Honorable. Honorable.

Eleonora, is that you?

I'm coming upstairs.

Yes, yes, I look forward to it. I'm coming.

Do you realize? I was with the client, with the briefcase.

All of a sudden.

I find myself in front of my wife and her 'honourable.

Yes, embarrassing situation.

I'm afraid that they've found out everything.

Do you know what that means?

Yes.

The prison.

Don't say it!

Don't say it! They were looking up that briefcase as if they understood

everything.

Five billion.

It's not like I can say they're mine save money, huh?

No, no, you're right, you're right, not there no one would believe it.

I would recommend boxing them right away.

Yes, yes, yes, immediately.

Immediately also because afterwards I have a commitment. Dear Subuco, this will be the

our swan song, the last shot, the most important.

See if there's an opening.

What are you doing here?

I? I came... In short, it is the new one arrived

dietician. The new dietician, yes.

How is it? How is it?

How is it?

A monster.

A monster? Yes, a monster.

I want to see it.

There isn't.

How come it's not there? There isn't.

There isn't, that is, there is, but it's in the room Honorable Mattetta.

He's probably visiting it because he he wants to go on a diet, you know. I wouldn't want to

not going to the Honorable's room.

I? No, of course.

Well, what do we do then?

I don't know, tell me what we do. Excuse me, no, the gentlemen want to go home.

Yes.

At home, right?

Let's go home.

Yes, let's go home.

Anyway, it was a nice evening yesterday from the Honorable, right?

Yes, yes.

Haven't you noticed anything strange?

No.

Because you noticed something strange?

For goodness sake, no.

Did you have fun?

I?

Have you already eaten?

Yes, a little something in the clinic, but... Ah!

What is it?

Didn't I tell you anything? No, what? Me I'm going out for breakfast.

I'll go with... Ah, okay, okay.

Here, that one, yes.

You understand right away, huh?

However, don't worry, stay don't worry, I won't be back late.

Then I'll wait for you. No, not you worry.

I won't be back late.

Come on, I'll go and come back.

Hi dear.

I'll go then.

I won't be back late.

Later.

But are you going like this? Please. In your underwear?

Look at that. I saw you... Anyway I put on my pants and

I won't be back late.

What happened, doctor? He needs of something?

No, I simply wanted to ask a passage. Well, then now he trusts.

I'm glad he changed opinion about me, dear baby.

Danger is my job. Please, yes take a seat.

You'll see that this time everything will work out very well, don't worry.

The burdened one.

Well, the beginning is not more promising.

A matter of a moment.

Off we go.

I have to thank her for not having told my uncle. As? Al

having combined all those disasters.

But he could also say that he had come to take me.

Yes, but who expected a dietician like this?

And how he imagined me, small, ugly and with a moustache. It costs little, however... E

instead he mistook me for a tourist, he started parroting

thus making him look like an idiot.

Oh.

What is he doing, pouting? It is not noticed that since the person does

he no longer causes disasters.

I just wanted to be kind, that is that's all.

However he forgave me, I hope.

Well, I think I proved it to him giving her my friendship. And you stop too

here. Here? Yes.

Is this Piazza San Giovanni Battista? Yes. So I'm here, thanks. But me

I thought... What?

That we were friends, that we went to lunch together.

Friends yes, but not having lunch together possible because I already have a commitment. But

'has she just arrived and already has an appointment? And who is he angry with?

But he knows he's very curious. You look.

Excuse me, may I say a word?

Good. Caffone.

Will you leave me alone?

Will you leave me?

Help! But trousers!

But how does it allow you?

Now I'll teach you a lesson.

I'm going down again

Alright, alright, a minute late.

Here's who the mysterious character was.

My uncle, the professor. What a bastard.

I put the car here because it's there always the curious nephew of mine that he is

around.

Matthew! What is it, doctor?

Once again in panic. You are a wizard, you always arrive at the right time.

Say. Quick, follow that car. You do I wear a helmet? Yes, the helmet.

I've been dreaming of a moment all my life like this one.

Hold on to me, tight!

We agree!

View!

I found a delightful little door where no one will be able to disturb us.

Dear Pepe, I promised you at congress that I would have had her hired

clinic. And he kept his promise.

Of course, I always keep what I promise.

Then I have to thank her.

What is this her?

Why don't you address me as familiar?

I've known her for such a short time that the I confess. I don't know if I will succeed. For

I invited you to the restaurant. For get to know you better, little red riding hood.

But nothing, it will be a shock absorber.

These roads are terrible.

Doctor, it's been done.

What are all these people looking at?

Voyeurs!

No, no, no.

I'm not in the clinic playing dumb I'll be back.

That's not a clinic, that's a...

He wanted to stop being a baby and think about my reputation. I think about it, but

here we are talking about an operation. And then, her you know, next Wednesday it starts

electoral campaign.

And what is more important, his election campaign or me? You, Eleonora,

her.

So, tell me right away where it is, that I I reach her.

Minus three, minus two, minus one, two.

Here it comes.

Nobody sees us.

I hope you will like it.

Well, the facade is very nice.

Doctor, we can go down.

Be careful, the ladder is not needed.

Then he got hurt.

There are some dents.

Doctor, I'll call a doctor. Hand!

And what do we do now, doctor? And that's it with this doctor, call me Michele.

All right, Michele.

There it is.

That's Bebe. I fell in love with I just saw her, but for her I

it's not behind.

Michael! You are right, beautiful woman.

But I notice that it's with that one over there.

I'm wrong. No, that's exactly it lighthouse.

Who is the husband, the boyfriend, the concubine? Who is? Son of a bitch.

But there is a remedy for this too. As Casanova said to my sister

you have to fuck the woman with jealousy.

Do you have a token?

A token? Come on, Michele, give me a token. And I really don't know if there is one

No, I don't have it, I don't have it.

Come here, I'll look.

But what should you do?

In short... But who should you call? C 'she's a journalist who wants you

know. If you knew how I described you to my wife? Cheers. I told her that

are you dead?

Oh, Eleonora, today I am the most honorable happy with the world.

Finally alone. Well, alone, alone. Honorable Mazzetta, good morning. How is it going?

Known? Please lead the way.

Good morning.

Honorable, your usual table.

Excuse me.

Please, go ahead.

But do you think, do you think he will come?

Running.

Visionor. Honorable, I can call you Victor?

We are mappur, Victor.

Ah, yes.

Victor.

Look who's here!

Oh God, come down, come down, come down, down!

It's okay if you want to defend mine reputation, but this is too much.

That one over there, look at it down at the table front. Which? That blonde girl,

Well. She's your new dietician clinic. Stay down, stay down.

Wait.

Osvaldo is also there.

See how they enjoy it.

Maybe I can't find a token.

Here, you want to do well.

There's... Look, let's go and buy it, no?

To you.

I use this one.

But who are you, beta age?

Here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here.

Here, let's call Donatella.

The gentlemen want to order.

Madam, ladies and gentlemen.

Folks, it's vacant. We can't stay here.

And what do we do?

You need to go back to the clinic right away. No, in clinic no.

Look, in the meantime we need to get out here.

Then you go straight back in clinic. Otherwise they can discover us,

promised.

...that there is traffic in the clinic of currency. I would like to enter the villa

to investigate.

Good morning. What gentlemen want a table?

Please.

For this I am grateful to Matteo who has favored this meeting.

Yes, Matteo explained it to me.

Here's to your health, baby.

At the honorable Mazzetta's party I saw a guy deliver a briefcase to

his uncle. So... But what does he do?

Hope!

Is this always the case with women? Please, ma'am.

Thank you. Gentleman.

Champagne!

Do you understand? For a young journalist like me it would be a real scoop.

Do you think what articles I could come up with?

Do you want me to choose?

But yes, then I have little appetite, I prefer eat breadsticks.

I don't, instead I'm hungry like what if Let me start with a good one

appetizer. Then I would have a consommé and with the plate... But

what does he do?

But don't make me hear!

But it's possible that he won't be able to stay stopped?

Sir, is this okay?

Yes please.

No, obviously.

He doesn't want it.

So we convinced her to hire you.

Come on, don't worry about me. It is to me it was a natural reaction.

But is it done?

Baby, what's happening?

Baby!

Who was that son of... Michele!

Yes, uncle!

Do you do the math please?

tell you about an idea of ​​mine. Mine, mine best, from Eleonora.

Stop it.

Dear Sir, my first visit morning is for... Oh God, oh God, me

doubt, a terrible suspicion.

He escaped.

The Honorable Member has escaped.

He escaped.

and she came down to help me, it's true, honorable?

No, no, no.

It was honorable.

Unfortunate. Let's go, let's go.

That's it.

You are comfortable, ma'am. He wants a another pillow?

No, no, that's fine, thanks.

Popular wisdom teaches.

Arm in a neck and leg in bed. Mine dear, I should resign you to being a guest

of the clinic for a few days.

Are you sorry? Ninth.

Ah, yes, what a pain.

Why don't you do a nice thing, uncle? There they are two beds. You move here like this

you are ready to intervene for any eventuality, do you think? What a great idea!

How did you come up with this?

Sure, it could be done, but maybe It would be too much trouble for you, right?

No, you're joking.

In fact, it's a pleasure. A duty.

Here you are! Well, yes, it's a duty. I'm the husband.

Bravo. You had a really great one idea.

Bravo.

I'm going to choke him, I have to choke him.

I've got 5 billion burning hot here. L inauguration of the factory in a few

days. My wife and the honorable person who they are probably confabulating yes

they imagine something.

I have the opportunity to bring it all in factory without dictating suspicion. I have

'appointment with Baby.

And that idiot, the asshole, I swear he is I choke him. But there's another problem,

professor. Do not add load from 11, you too. And what his wife wants

take advantage of the opportunity to put yourself to shame. No. Oh yes.

And he wants to see the doctor immediately Baby. We missed this, we missed it.

Now how do I present that to her poo? He says, imagine, how he sees it,

chain me up in bed. Ah, but me the choke, eh, yes.

Nobody condemns me anyway.

We should find another one dietician. But where do I find it, another one

So, in 448?

Ugly, perjoined.

No, I'll strangle him.

Michele the choke, me.

Is it possible, uncle?

Who's there? Come, come in.

Close well.

Close, huh.

Here you are. Dear.

Mentally silenced.

Calm down here, I'll find you.

Professor, don't do it, think about it scandal. Who cares?

Maybe I can help you.

Who cares?

Professor Reasons, think about consequences. Who cares? I'll find you

dietician.

I don't care.

Do you need it?

A dietician to introduce to my aunt, right? Yes.

If I find you a bad one, but really ugly, what do you give me?

I save your life.

It's not enough for me.

Oh no?

And I'll find you!

Come on, no, calm down, professor, just let us talk! My car is

in exchange for yours I'll find you one dietician who is ashamed of sex

feminine, okay?

Is it blackmail?

Yes. Ah well.

It's blackmail, it's blackmail.

Do you know where I can find Matteo?

Always around. Okay, if he sees it say that Michele looked for it, that he has

urgent need to talk. And where is it do I find? He knows it.

Please, however... Don't worry worry, I'll take care of it.

Excuse me, if you can tell me Piazza del City Hall? Of course, she always goes straight.

Then at the exit of the market there is the first left, then the first third and then

again... And then don't worry because I'll accompany him.

For me it's just everywhere. I'm wrong, we are completely there.

Well, yes, that's true. You are right.

However, I am at your disposal.

So, you have to go somewhere particular or you just want to go for a ride

No, I have an appointment.

With that artichoke of my uncle?

Idiot!

Beppe, wait, sorry Beppe, listen, me I didn't mean to offend you, I know

wrong, but you see, when I'm with you I... Well, let's not talk about it anymore. Not

never to do something right, I didn't want to, believe me. Listen, now I would like to repair,

I would like to make myself useful, you tell me where you have to go and from this moment, you will

already said, I'm at your complete disposal arrangement.

But do you really want to accompany me? Yes, yes, sure.

Well, then I have to go to the cloister of Monreale. At the cloister of Monreale,

perfect, the bus to the cloister of Monreale is leaving immediately,

let's go. But he accompanies me and you leave. Yes, yes, for goodness' sake, let's go.

Happens.

Here we are.

Thanks, bye.

Are you looking for someone?

No.

Are you really not looking for someone?

No, I told you no.

You have an appointment, huh?

I don't have an appointment. With the professor Bonifatti my uncle, is it true?

Well yes, are you happy?

And how come he wants to see you out of the clinic in a romantic place like

For work?

It's none of your business, but I want to tell you a couple of things.

You and I, uncle, we met at a congress in Rome. He was a lot

kind to me, promised me a job and he found it for me.

So why yesterday's lunch, there secret date today?

Well, he asked me and I didn't I could do nothing but accept.

However he always behaved like a gentleman. Who, him?

The professor!

Look, he's teasing you, you know.

But I don't want anything from him, just some work. Yes, yes, you of course, but he... Me

the choke, that... Let's say, Madonna!

Did it rain?

No, it's a passing cloud, not you worry. Well, let's go in the car,

let's go and take shelter, come.

Yes.

I left the keys inside. And do you think so?

Get wet, get wet, it's going to be late.

It's not my fault.

And if he leaves you alone, let's go to seek shelter somewhere else

there, over there.

I will strangle the three little ones without you merpetia.

Wet, wet.

My goodness, what rain!

Of course, of course there is no boredom with you really, huh?

You say?

No, I really don't think so.

I wouldn't put weird ideas in your head.

I don't put any ideas in my head.

Why should I.

Yes.

Are you wearing them?

No. I only came here to meet me with your uncle. Certain.

Without ulterior motives.

Yes.

Then again, you're too young. Yes I know.

Besides, it would be silly.

It is true.

We'd both be embarrassed afterwards.

I think so. I... I don't want to. Yes.

Michele, here I am.

Matthew. You looked for me, you have to tell me something.

Yes, two things. The first is... Fuck you!

Dear Eleonora.

Oh, it's you. I thought she was the famous one dietician. I've been waiting for her for half an hour.

Here it is.

Sorry for the delay.

You know, I went to the perfumery for change the foundation.

Ah, would she be the famous Bebe? For ferdirla, Mrs. Bonifazi. What

My pleasure.

Who knows why I imagined it a little different.

Yes I know. Everyone mistakes me for someone else.

You're a dietician, right? How do I do it the diet me?

Nobody does it. Oh yes, doctor?

So, I would like to lose a little weight. She Could you advise me on a suitable diet

because... Santa Rosalita. There's a little bit of extra fat, right?

Touch.

Eleanor. Yes?

I don't think that's the case.

Why not, darling? Among us women.

Yes, among us women.

Put your hands here.

A little higher, a little higher. Yes, yes. What a soft hand he has. For

massage it better. How do you think that you know how to do it.

Modestly. In short, enough.

Eleonora, the doctor is not one masseuse, she is a dietician.

It makes no difference. Love, you won't be jealous of the doctor, baby? Yes, me.

Look, here's the hoof, the finger.

You see, doctor, another thing. Dia a little look here, I would like to reduce a

a little breast too. No,

because there are patients who... E let's leave it there to wait. No!

Brute!

I have to stop.

For the moment yes, however I'm here when she has some time.

But it's early, very early. If he wants I'll start again immediately.

No!

No!

Amelia!

Are you telling me?

Amelia. Amelia, who's sorry?

You're finally back. You deserve a kiss. But you're stupid and won't put them on me

hands on you, do you understand? It's been three years that I'm waiting for you. How dare you? But what

did he take me for one of those?

I'm going to gouge out her eyes, you know? Why do you pretend to don't know me? But go away, go away.

A kiss, Amelia.

But crawled.

Amelia. Ieghi. A kiss.

Bacarozza. What is a kiss?

A pink apostrophe.

Amelia.

But we risk it. But from the nights d 'love. A caress. One

caress. And I'll give you a slap.

Or no one.

Michele, help me, there's a madman who's chasing me runs after. A madman? Yes, one dead

seasoned on release. Oh, it is that's his hole, the fact of the

clinic, a good man. But what a talent 'man? That moment deflowers me. Listen,

I'm leaving. What are you doing? I'm leaving. No, you can't. Why? We agree with

my uncle who I should stay dressed as woman for two weeks. With the maniac

sexual spinning. What a maniac sexual, come on. No, no, no. Give him a little

rope and you'll see that it leaves you alone. How to deal with crazy people. That's right,

it's done with crazy people. Now I have to go, I have to give a sedative injection to a

patient. HI.

Oh well.

I hope he doesn't come.

Amelia.

Who is?

Your little hole.

What are you doing?

I was checking if the breast was a place.

Cutlet, what are you doing?

Braised veal. Stew.

Braised veal.

I don't like ossobuco.

Don't like it?

Well yes.

I like it, but with spring onions. Oh.

And then... Yes.

Kiss me. No.

No, it's not the sky.

Kiss me, Amelia.

No.

Age passes for everyone. In fact there are three I've been waiting for you for years.

Three, Amelia.

Three, Amelia, I counted.

No, pee.

Right now.

Now, now, I'm coming.

I understand. I'll walk you to the door.

With discretion.

Yes, yes.

This is the door.

Attendants.

Amelia! Yes?

Don't do anything crazy, please!

Over here.

I think about myself.

Precisely. Goodbye.

I'm so sleepy. I'm sleepy too.

Did you take the tranquilizers, love? Yes, Honey, did you get yours? Yes, yes, there

taken.

How tired.

Good night. Good night.

So do you understand? I understand. For any emergency you call me, I'm there

attention of the doctor on call. I sleep partly because I'm falling asleep.

Sleep peacefully.

Your little butterfly will watch over you you.

My little butterfly?

And who is he?

I. Ah, but there won't be much need Nothing ever happens here at night. Not

nothing ever happens, naive.

Who is?

And who can it be if not me, my Sylph?

Your beauty darkens these flowers. A kiss.

Now I'll seat you.

Do with me what you want.

Go outside immediately. On.

Can't you hear the tick-tock of my heart? Me I ironed it for you so it doesn't tick

more. He's already excited for you.

Out! Love isn't beautiful if it isn't tease. But what a tease it is

tease? If you don't leave I'll immediately shoot you in the middle

And shoot.

Look at me counting to three.

A. Shoot.

Two.

But what are you shooting, seriously?

Well yes.

Ah, but then I'm leaving.

Migliacco!

But then you don't love me.

I would never have shot.

What the fuck am I talking about?

That idiot really wants to wake up the whole clinic.

Huh, professor?

Shut up, shut up, I have to go to the baby. I have a appointment, he's waiting for me.

And the briefcase?

I had forgotten about it. And yes it is I also forgot that the factory will come

in a few days and we have to box this very night. This night? Yes,

he hid the briefcase here for afraid that her love would see her. Come on,

Hurry up Ossobuco, I'm busy, come on.

Here, good.

Well done, Ossobuco.

I would never have thought of it. Oh, be careful, huh?

Green light.

The bamas await us.

Long live the bamas!

Please.

Come on, come on, come on!

I don't want, I don't want!

What a hunter!

Run, run, run!

Stop! Who's going?

Stop, I said!

When I get you, you know, it's useless run away!

Who are you ?

Arzola !

Arzola! Arzola! Give up!

Chi

And ? Oh, Michael!

Donatella.

You might wonder what I'm doing here.

Precisely. I already told you the other one day what am I looking for. The proof of

currency traffic passing through this clinic. Currency trafficking here?

But yes, I told you about it at the restaurant. Don't you remember? Ah, yes, yes, I think.

I've been wandering around these corridors for a 'now, but I can't figure it out. Where is it

professor's office?

So where is he?

Do you mean it?

The professor's study, why?

I mean, do you want to help me or not? I? Why?

Dear Michele, when Donatella puts on He doesn't take one thing away from his head

nobody.

However, I don't have the rest to take away problems.

So, do you want to pay me a visit cured?

Oh mama.

But then you have to take me to the study Professor Bonifazio. Yes, yes, yes.

No, wait, wait, what are you doing? You can find someone?

Come here.

For the country and for the honor.

I'll punch the briefcase

how many beautiful fates

that

perfume

I wouldn't need to wait any longer. I have found the solution.

Tomorrow morning, you, before the operation, like the unicant, finds you

so everything is settled, can you hear me? But what what do you do?

First I'll undress you and then I'll explain.

Who is here? What does he want? It's down ! What are you doing Michael? And listen Beppe, no

is that I would think that I... No, she was passing by from here, I gave it an injection,

one! It's not what you think! My beautiful mother !

And now it's your turn! Look who I am a journalist in the exercise of

its functions! Pignotta! It's no longer there, it's no longer there!

Don't move! Oh mama!

Oh mama! You have the courage to run away, huh?

I'll take care of it.

Total anesthesia.

The surgery was a perfect success, look carefully at the points. Yes

look carefully at the points, please Honorable, please take a seat. Please take a look

points, don't try.

Goodbye, Honorable. Perfect, perfect.

Goodbye, Honorable. Let's go to look for the briefcase. Let's go to

Chamber of the Honorable. You come.

But you

does this seem like the moment?

where we haven't searched. The suitcase it has to be here.

We rummage, as they say, gratton scratches.

Very quietly.

Watch out for this.

Oh, it's not here.

Not even here.

Where it can be under the bed there is no, it's too easy.

Let's look here a bit.

Professor!

We're screwed.

But will you be screwed?

Will you be fucked?

Five billion cannot disappear like this. Yes, but then...

The gentlemen are looking for something.

Or rather... No, no. Real? No.

Are you sure?

Safe. Very safe. A simple turn of inspection.

If you say so.

HI.

Please, stop now. Curb yours sexual fury. Brake.

So the suitcase really disappeared, huh?

But if I go there, Matteo Pietrasecca!

Please, long live the Honorable!

Applaud the Honorable! Make way, make way!

Here is the Honorable Member, we are approaching entrance.

Please, long live the Honorable!

Please, now a target.

Please, the Honorable Member, take a seat. Look how wonderful, look at that factory,

Brand new. Never a human being has touched these machines, all of them again

fanatic sky. Please, please.

Here we are. The ladder, the ladder, the ladder, the ladder. It's not there, it's not there. The

there is no ladder.

We see everything again. After all, it would be absurd, a staircase in a factory

so modern. Please, please, I can pierce my hand?

And one.

Voila.

Please, Eminence, please, raise it gotta, up, forward.

Here, come, come, come.

Here's your eminence, voilà, please. Osvaldo, Osvaldo, Osvaldo. You have a face a

bad luck, come.

Please, Osvaldo, please. A gabbetta. Slowly, slowly, slowly.

Relax, relax.

Voila.

Above, we go, the switch is on us.

Ossobuco, cheer me up, cheer me up.

And now, and now dear friends, like there he inaugurated our new one

factory, I will inaugurate your new one voice. Ossobuco, come on. With

simple gestures I will go to free him 'honourable of this white bandage.

Well done Ossobuco, here.

And one.

And two.

Be careful because the points are still there hurry.

Honorable!

Who's going to beat her?

What a blonde!

Family!

Shameless as soon as they come a piece of meat! What does she do?

Sorry sir, I found this briefcase in its print. No, no, he will say

to me. No, no, I have to deliver it to 'honourable.

No, no, it's for the Honorable Member.

No. Maybe I owe you some explanations.

No, you don't owe me any explanations. You are free to do whatever you want.

Michael, wait. Eh, leave me!

You're making another mess of your own. Oh, sure, I only cause trouble. I don't

I am the great professor Bonifazi. Me I can't find you a job.

I don't promise you Mari e Monti. I don't I'll make you... You're just a kid

presumptuous. And you're not there!

Did you understand? A whore!

Beppe...

trafficking in counterfeit currencies and banknotes, I'm happy.

Nice photo, we turned out well.

Dear Osvaldo, I'm so sorry that this is the case ended like this.

But you have to be brave, twenty years old they pass soon. Yes, yes, yes.

After all, just count the days, multiply by 365 and divide by 24.

Eh, you know, it's not even for us out here all pink and flowers. Eh, poor thing, I'll give it to you

I imagine. With all those billions that c 'you have to check. Luckily the

clinic is safe. There is Michele who is a doctor.

I miss the teacher, but luckily c 'it's a baby.

Ah, yes, huh?

My darling, we're leaving you now, though we are always close to you.

I'm happy. Dear friend, what do you want? do?

If you take it philosophically, she in prison, I reread.

Dear professor, it's life, as they say the French, if you see it, you have it

take it there.

Listen to me. Oswald.

Calm. I have to watch for a second. And it is calm. I'll rip his balls off and come back

inside. Please. Please. Calm down, calm. I'll take it down and come back.

Can I say hello?

One minute and beat. One minute. One minute alone.

Michael. Yes.

Michael. Michelino.

Michael.

Hello, Michele. HI.

HI. HI.

Until we meet again. Until we meet again.

Love, stop. Where are you going?

Like where am I going? I'm going to the Bahamas.

I have the saying.

Amelia, wait for me. In twenty years I I'll be outside.

But how should I tell you?

I'm not Amelia.

I'm Matteo. And I'm not a female. I'm masculine.

And what does it matter?

Love is blind