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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,625 --> 00:00:04,421 [bright music] 2 00:00:09,968 --> 00:00:15,931 [upbeat rhythmic music] 3 00:00:15,932 --> 00:00:18,058 ? 4 00:00:18,059 --> 00:00:21,438 [people cheering] 5 00:00:22,397 --> 00:00:23,940 How's it going? 6 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,609 Imperial Valley, let's go! 7 00:00:27,610 --> 00:00:29,903 [everyone cheering] 8 00:00:29,904 --> 00:00:32,114 Let's get those rigs tied. 9 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:34,283 Vapes sealed, lips greased. 10 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:37,453 I want all you beautiful bastards lubed up 11 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:39,621 and ready to float for 1400. 12 00:00:39,622 --> 00:00:41,374 [everyone cheering] 13 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:42,624 [Dewey]. Attention, everybody. 14 00:00:42,625 --> 00:00:46,295 The Dew-bar is here for all your float needs. 15 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:47,254 Liquors. 16 00:00:47,255 --> 00:00:49,590 SPF 25 to 50. 17 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:50,966 Pepto. 18 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:52,009 Beef jerky. 19 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:54,053 Imodium if things go south. 20 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,763 Gravol if things go north. 21 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:56,847 You name it, Dewster's got it. 22 00:00:56,848 --> 00:00:57,890 Cheers! 23 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:00,976 The prodigal son of Conch is here! 24 00:01:00,977 --> 00:01:02,478 [everyone cheering] 25 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:03,979 [Homer]. The man, the myth, the Medhi! 26 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:05,022 The Med man. 27 00:01:05,023 --> 00:01:06,482 Medhi, what can I get ya? 28 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:07,524 Oh, no, no, no, no. 29 00:01:07,525 --> 00:01:09,652 Today I'm the DF, the designated floater. 30 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:11,862 You know, boys, this'll be the first float down 31 00:01:11,863 --> 00:01:13,573 I've done sober, not shit-faced. 32 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:15,157 I might even remember this one! 33 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:16,825 It's your lucky day. 34 00:01:16,826 --> 00:01:19,995 I have a fresh batch of my home brewed non-alcoholic beer. 35 00:01:19,996 --> 00:01:21,664 Oh, that's nice, Leonard. - [Barb] Ugh. 36 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:23,166 [Steph]. Listen up! 37 00:01:25,835 --> 00:01:27,670 I am not your mom. 38 00:01:27,671 --> 00:01:29,838 I'm off the clock. 39 00:01:29,839 --> 00:01:31,465 So if you find your drunk ass 40 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:33,676 face down in a lily pad somewhere 41 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:36,845 that's between you and God. 42 00:01:36,846 --> 00:01:38,055 Safety third, fuckers! - [Bev] Hell yeah! 43 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:39,515 [crowd cheering] 44 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:41,642 Toddler, you're looking too sober. 45 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:42,851 You're getting a little head start. 46 00:01:42,852 --> 00:01:43,852 Mmmhmm. 47 00:01:43,853 --> 00:01:45,522 Where the fuck is Backwoods? 48 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:48,692 Where the fuck is Backwoods? 49 00:01:49,734 --> 00:01:53,946 [both moaning] 50 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,156 [loud slurping] 51 00:01:56,157 --> 00:01:57,324 Oh shit! - Oh fuck! 52 00:01:57,325 --> 00:01:58,325 That's Taser's kid. 53 00:01:58,326 --> 00:01:59,952 Are you guys touching junk down there? 54 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,121 Hi Sherry-Ann. - Hi. 55 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:05,207 No. We're just, um, we're looking for coins in the grass. 56 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:07,710 Pretty sure that's not where coins go. 57 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:09,211 [Homer]. Meat's on the move. Heads up. 58 00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:10,337 Meat is on the move. 59 00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:11,380 Yes sir. 60 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:12,381 [Tanner]. And the buns. 61 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:14,007 Oh-ho-ho! 62 00:02:14,008 --> 00:02:15,759 Don't be a dirt bag! - [Tas] Did you wash your hands? 63 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:16,970 Use the tongs! 64 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:18,972 They fell into the water, my dude! 65 00:02:18,973 --> 00:02:20,931 [Steph]. Those things are crawling in dog shit. 66 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:22,391 [Taser]. Chips coming in. Flying in. Flying in. 67 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:24,502 God, I love getting banged up on the water. 68 00:02:24,602 --> 00:02:26,228 [Tanner]. Let's go! 69 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:27,229 Oh no, no, no, no! 70 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:28,898 Dewey! Get off of me! 71 00:02:29,774 --> 00:02:30,899 Tase, my boy, 72 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:32,234 it's a fucking masterpiece. 73 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:35,488 Hands down the first and the best four-man microbrew float 74 00:02:35,613 --> 00:02:37,072 to ever float this river! 75 00:02:37,073 --> 00:02:38,741 What's a "Frig-It", man? 76 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:40,034 It's a beer boat, bud. 77 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:43,579 It's a bit weird that Backwoods didn't even text me back. 78 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:45,414 Yeah, that is really weird. 79 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:47,417 Maybe he's... dead? 80 00:02:47,418 --> 00:02:50,252 Jesus. That's where your mind goes first? 81 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:51,670 Maybe he slept in. 82 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:52,838 I don't know. 83 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,715 Maybe it's a car crash or like a boating accident or, 84 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:56,885 I don't know, like a crossbow misfire. 85 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,596 I don't know, Todd. I'm brainstorming. 86 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:00,847 I'm quite drunk. 87 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:02,723 You stay hydrated, amigo. 88 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:03,766 [Steph laughing awkwardly] 89 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:04,725 You too. - [Todd] Crossbow? 90 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:06,269 [Steph laughing awkwardly] 91 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:10,105 I saw them making out near the canoes when I walked up. 92 00:03:10,106 --> 00:03:11,732 Don't shit in your own nest. 93 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:14,109 Constantly lying for them is giving me fucking hives. 94 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:15,819 [Barb] Party time! - [Bev] Let's go. 95 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:16,904 [Barb]. What the fuck's that, Leonard? 96 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:18,781 There's an art to brewing non-alcoholic beer 97 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:20,533 that most laymen can't master. 98 00:03:20,658 --> 00:03:21,868 Lucky layman. 99 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:24,828 Knowing the precise moment to stop the fermentation process 100 00:03:24,829 --> 00:03:25,913 just short of- 101 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:27,040 Flavour? 102 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:28,957 It's like skanky kombucha 103 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:29,958 With a hint of ass. 104 00:03:29,959 --> 00:03:31,585 Leonard, let's go. 105 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:32,586 All right. All right. All right. 106 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:33,587 [Bev]. Plug your nose. 107 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:34,638 [Barb]. Disgusting. 108 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:36,131 [Medhi]. Don't got all afternoon 109 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:37,007 [Leonard]. This thing's heavy, though. Are you gonna help me? 110 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:38,300 [Medhi]. No, you got it. You got it. 111 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:39,301 [Backwoods]. Maybe it's time you quit spying, kid. 112 00:03:39,302 --> 00:03:40,928 Go build some sandcastles or something, 113 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:42,262 steal some popsicles or whatever. 114 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:44,765 I'll tell my dad and everyone you were dry humping. 115 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:45,816 What?! 116 00:03:45,817 --> 00:03:46,850 I'll scream it right now. 117 00:03:46,851 --> 00:03:47,851 Piece of shit! 118 00:03:47,852 --> 00:03:49,978 Unless you give me some candy. 119 00:03:49,979 --> 00:03:51,563 Oh my god. This fucking kid. 120 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:52,564 Tell me about it. What? 121 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:53,691 Are we getting blackmailed by a child now? 122 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:55,025 Yeah. For the second time this month. 123 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:56,568 Listen, you little hustler, 124 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:58,112 I don't even know what we have. 125 00:03:58,113 --> 00:03:59,947 Here. I've got Tums. 126 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:01,156 I've got some lint. 127 00:04:01,157 --> 00:04:05,160 And I've got a moist ciggie. 128 00:04:05,161 --> 00:04:06,830 I'll take the dart. 129 00:04:07,163 --> 00:04:08,665 Ruthless. 130 00:04:08,666 --> 00:04:10,165 Don't smoke. 131 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:11,625 Your father's taught you well. 132 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:12,960 I got a ciggie! - Ruthless child. 133 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:14,002 [Sherry-Ann]. Sucker! 134 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:15,045 What the fuck are we gonna do? 135 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:16,338 [both moaning] 136 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:19,675 Well, I'm very flattered that CornPulse is thinking of me. 137 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:21,176 [Donnie]. And you're okay with the terms? 138 00:04:21,177 --> 00:04:22,845 Oh, the terms are great. 139 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:24,513 Frankly, there's no other VP candidate 140 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:26,348 with your kind of experience. 141 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:27,641 We need to fill the position ASAP. 142 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:29,351 [phone dinging] 143 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:31,020 [Chelsea]. [to herself] Are you kidding me? 144 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:32,281 Oh, she just doesn't stop. 145 00:04:32,282 --> 00:04:33,814 [Donnie]. Chelsea, are you still there? 146 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:34,857 [phone dinging] 147 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:35,983 Oh my god! 148 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:37,026 Chelsea? 149 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:38,027 [Chelsea]. Psycho bitch! 150 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:38,986 [Donnie]. Hello? Chelsea? 151 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:40,321 I will punt your face into the sun. 152 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:41,614 [Donnie]. Sorry. What? 153 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:42,865 [Chelsea]. [stammers] Nothing. 154 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:45,367 I was talking to a seagull. 155 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:46,619 I hate them. 156 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:47,954 Okay, so do I. 157 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:49,371 [Chelsea]. Right? [chuckles] 158 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:50,957 So your answer is? 159 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,963 I will let you know by the end of the day. 160 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,798 Thanks, Donnie. 161 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:01,634 [Todd]. The almighty river... 162 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,218 slow and wide. 163 00:05:03,219 --> 00:05:05,305 We come to you drunk and fried. 164 00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:06,347 [cheering and laughing] 165 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:08,891 And as we float together in a drunken dream, 166 00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:12,394 remember puke ends up downstream. 167 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:13,437 That's right, bud. 168 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:14,396 I'm looking at you there. 169 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:15,939 Let's not have a repeat of last year. 170 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:17,030 [Homer]. Yeah Dewey! 171 00:05:17,031 --> 00:05:19,276 Now normally Backwoods would lead the shotgun start 172 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:21,612 but apparently he had something better to fucking do today, 173 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:24,157 so Taser has kindly stepped in. 174 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:27,743 [crowd cheering] 175 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,745 [Taser]. All right. 176 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:33,916 Let the weed hit hard and your vapes not sink. 177 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:38,253 May nobody drown while trying to, um, float? 178 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:39,254 [Medhi]. Drink! 179 00:05:39,255 --> 00:05:41,090 Ah fuck it! 180 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:42,049 Beers at the ready! 181 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:43,092 Yeah! 182 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:44,093 [everyone cheering] 183 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:45,552 Let's fucking go! - Let's go! 184 00:05:45,553 --> 00:05:49,264 [everyone cheering] ["The Spirit of Radio" by Rush] 185 00:05:49,265 --> 00:05:50,432 [Taser]. Let's go! Roll 'em up boys! 186 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:51,684 [Steph]. Get your ass in the water! 187 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,018 [Todd]. Heads up, everyone. 188 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,979 Get the fuck out on the river! 189 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:56,522 [Homer]. Woohoo! 190 00:05:56,523 --> 00:06:00,025 ["The Spirit of Radio" by Rush continues] 191 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,110 Woo! 192 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:03,113 Here fishies! [laughs] 193 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,949 Hey, Steph, where the fuck is Auds? 194 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:08,242 I haven't seen her since we got here. 195 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:09,451 It's weird she's not out in the water, no? 196 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:14,081 Yeah, uh, she's, uh, totally I... 197 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:15,624 She's... 198 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,418 Sorry. Where the fuck is she? 199 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:19,294 Sorry, Todd. Just pissing. 200 00:06:19,295 --> 00:06:21,463 Can't speak and leak at the same time. 201 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:23,550 Wow! You guys got it set up already? 202 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:25,259 Yeah. We don't kid around when it comes to drinking. 203 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:27,803 Not for float down. - Not for float down. 204 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:30,139 Here you go. Yoinks. 205 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:31,808 Aww. Thanks Conchie. 206 00:06:31,809 --> 00:06:33,809 You don't talk much, do ya? 207 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:34,810 Yeah. No. 208 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:36,937 But he drinks a lot, like more than us. 209 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:38,481 Yeah. 210 00:06:39,607 --> 00:06:41,067 [Chelsea sighing] 211 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:42,443 Hey! 212 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:43,819 Hola. 213 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:44,820 Mind if I park here? 214 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:45,988 I wanna be close to the bar. 215 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:47,489 No. It's wide open. 216 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:48,992 Your usual. - Thank you. 217 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:51,411 You don't float? 218 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:53,537 Well, someone's gotta supervise. 219 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:55,080 Plus, I know what's in that river. 220 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,915 Rusty lawn chairs and mercury? [laughs] 221 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:59,252 Ooh, too soon, Rodd. Too soon. 222 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:01,962 [phone dinging] 223 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:03,256 Fuck! 224 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:05,007 She won't leave me alone. 225 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:06,342 Who's that? 226 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:08,928 Jenn Conch. She has no boundaries. 227 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:10,513 You don't need that shit. 228 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:13,183 She's lucky to have you. 229 00:07:13,184 --> 00:07:15,017 [Taser]. Come on, Homer. Come on. 230 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:15,976 [Tanner]. Do it. 231 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:17,352 I said I wouldn't do it anymore, all right? 232 00:07:17,353 --> 00:07:18,979 Do it! Do it! - Come on. 233 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:20,610 All right, all right, all right. 234 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:24,277 Ch-ch-ch-chuggggg it! 235 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:26,613 How did Maureen ever leave that? 236 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:27,696 Yeah. How's it going with her? 237 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:28,906 Did she take your house yet? 238 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:30,032 Nah, we're fine. 239 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:31,867 Not planning on a second or third wife there, Tase. 240 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:33,035 Working on the fourth, buddy. 241 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:34,578 [Dewey]. Wait. Wait. What did he say? 242 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:35,537 Nah, you wouldn't get it. 243 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:36,538 Mind your own beeswax back there. 244 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:37,957 This current's brutal. 245 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:39,208 I'm drifting. 246 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:40,334 It's your float, man. 247 00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:42,378 You look like Jacques Cousteau fucked a filing cabinet. 248 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:44,380 Yeah. Some of us didn't get the nod this year 249 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:45,881 to join the Boyfriend Barge. 250 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:47,007 Whoa. Hey! Take it easy. - Hey buddy. 251 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:48,175 It's your loss. 252 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:50,386 I float solo, a lone wolf. 253 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:52,304 You're not gonna float at all on that piece of shit, Dew. 254 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:53,931 [Dewey]. Never mind. 255 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:55,849 I gotta go throw a quick wizard in the bushes. 256 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:56,809 Piss where you are. 257 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:57,851 You're in a river, for god sake. 258 00:07:57,852 --> 00:07:59,853 Fish have to drink this water! 259 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:01,021 It's disrespectful! 260 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:02,398 [everyone laughing] 261 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,400 A toast to you, my colleague. 262 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,736 Commendable job navigating sobriety. 263 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:08,237 Delish. 264 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:10,657 You know, it's got the mouth feel of actual beer. 265 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:11,907 [chuckles] Good memories. 266 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:13,242 Your approval means the world to me. 267 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:16,412 You know, a lot of this NA stuff tastes like horse piss, 268 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:19,415 but you, Leonard, are lord of the lager! 269 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:20,667 Funny you say that. 270 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:22,418 I was thinking of trying to sell it online? 271 00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:23,919 I'm in. I'll be your silent partner. 272 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:27,089 We'll be booze barons, uh, like, uh, I'll be George Clooney 273 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:28,341 and you can be, uh... 274 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:29,425 The other guy! 275 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:31,594 Yes. You'll be the other guy. 276 00:08:32,547 --> 00:08:34,596 Top-up time. 277 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:37,100 Oh. Got ya, got ya, got ya. 278 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:40,602 I should float away forever. 279 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:42,605 Nobody would notice Dewey was missing. 280 00:08:44,184 --> 00:08:46,275 [wood snapping] 281 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:48,068 Ow! My leg! 282 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:50,030 Son of a warlock! 283 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:53,032 [Dewey grunting] 284 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,534 Ah! I'm stuck! 285 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:58,370 [Dewey grunting] 286 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,373 Help. Anyone. 287 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:04,461 Homer! Taser! 288 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:08,631 Step-mommy? 289 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:12,134 You know, you guys could be a little nicer to him. 290 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:13,260 [Taser]. Dewey? 291 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:14,470 Ah, he knows we're just giving him the gears. 292 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:15,929 He likes it, man. - Yeah. 293 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:19,808 All I'm saying is that he's been around a lot longer than I have 294 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:21,394 and you'll let me on the barge. 295 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:24,313 I mean, it feels a little, I don't know. 296 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:26,482 A little clique-y? 297 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:27,983 Is that another word for bullying? 298 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:29,985 [Roach]. Are we the "mean girls" of Conch? 299 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:31,071 Wicked. 300 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:32,279 I'll be Lohan. 301 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,530 When a few of the other apprentices 302 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:34,990 asked to join the float 303 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:37,326 you guys literally said, "Are they float material?" 304 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:38,327 [Homer]. Okay. No, no, no, no, no. 305 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:39,662 We have standards, okay? 306 00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:41,353 This isn't a soup pot, it's a stew. 307 00:09:41,354 --> 00:09:43,165 You either bring the spice or you get skimmed off. 308 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,667 It's not personal. We're selective. 309 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:46,126 This isn't intramural soccer. 310 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:47,461 Not everyone gets to play. 311 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:49,171 [Roach]. Totally, man. 312 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:51,591 Oh my fucking god. Who am I? 313 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:53,342 You're Homer. 314 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:54,510 [Taser]. Fuck. Where's Dewey? 315 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,096 He's my shooter girl. 316 00:09:56,097 --> 00:09:57,179 Taser's thirsty. 317 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,514 Come on. Float down! 318 00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:00,100 [everyone cheering] 319 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:02,351 Let's churn some water! 320 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:03,352 Paddle! 321 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:04,853 Woohoo! - Come on! 322 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:07,356 [everyone cheering] 323 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:08,857 [Todd]. What's up, Chucky? 324 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,192 [everyone cheering] 325 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:13,113 [Todd]. Yeah! Keep the pace, people. 326 00:10:13,114 --> 00:10:14,655 [Taser]. Let the river take us! 327 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,199 Woooo! 328 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,035 [whimpers] Almost there, 329 00:10:19,176 --> 00:10:22,037 [Sherry-Ann]. You got a light? 330 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:24,040 [gurgles] Help me. 331 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,209 What's in it for me? 332 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:29,712 [Taser]. Sherry-Ann! Are you smoking? 333 00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:32,063 Don't make me parent you in front of everyone! 334 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:36,469 I saw Backwoods and Audrey making out under the canoes. 335 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:38,220 They were using their tongues! 336 00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:39,388 [Audrey]. What a little tattletale. 337 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:40,514 [Backwoods]. You punk! 338 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:42,016 This is after I paid her off. 339 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:43,726 Oh hey guys. Hey. 340 00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:44,935 I was just peeing. - Me too. 341 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:46,520 Yeah, urinating. 342 00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:49,356 Just, uh, pee. Separately peeing. 343 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,442 What in the fuck? My fuck! 344 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:52,943 Busted! 345 00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:55,154 Yeah, I hate to break it to you, Todder, but, uh, 346 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,488 Backwoods and your sister have been banging. 347 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:57,489 WHAT?! 348 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,699 Shut up, Homer! You rat! - A lot. 349 00:10:58,700 --> 00:10:59,783 For how long? 350 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,244 Long time. Too long. What? Total idiot. Yep. 351 00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:03,370 Who knew about this? 352 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:04,747 [Taser] I did. - [Steph] Me. 353 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:06,540 [Leonard] We did. - [man] I did. 354 00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:07,750 [Chelsea]. I think pretty much everybody. 355 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:08,876 [Backwoods] Jesus! - We all did. 356 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:09,877 [Barb] Yeah. - [Backwoods] They all knew? 357 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:12,254 [Todd] Who didn't? - Uh, over here, bud. 358 00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:13,380 That checks out. - Totally. 359 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,257 So you all lied right to my face. 360 00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:16,676 What kind of people are you? 361 00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:18,260 The whole crew's been taking bets on it. 362 00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:19,928 You're the underdog. 363 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:22,264 Todd, sweetie, can I get you a drink? 364 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:23,599 Actually, he probably doesn't need another one. 365 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,600 [Taser]. Uh-oh. 366 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:25,601 [Homer]. Red alert. Red alert. RED ALERT! 367 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:26,602 [Roach]. He's right pissed! 368 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,270 Betrayal! That's what this is! 369 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:30,064 An absolute fucking betrayal! 370 00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:31,440 You two stay right where you are! 371 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,609 [Backwoods]. Fucking chill. 372 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,611 Now Todd, have a little drink. 373 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:39,114 No, you lose some weed outta my way. 374 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,116 Well, I think we missed our chance to tell him ourselves. 375 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,117 Maybe we should just tell him now. 376 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,118 I'm ready. 377 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:44,161 Backwoods, he fucking knows! 378 00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:45,120 I know he knows. - Run! 379 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:46,163 I'm fucking running! - Goooo! 380 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:47,122 Fucking traitor! 381 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,082 Gotta go! Gotta fucking go! 382 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:49,249 Okay. Okay. Okay. 383 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,460 I'm coming for you, you slutty piece of rabbit shit! 384 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:52,336 [Backwoods]. Piece of shit coming through! 385 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,381 You broke the bro code, bro! 386 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,050 [Medhi burping] 387 00:11:58,170 --> 00:12:00,260 [camera clicking] 388 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:01,428 What are you doing? 389 00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:05,265 Uh-oh, I just did a no-no with my thumb thumbs. 390 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,393 What? 391 00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:09,229 I just sent the entire board of Conch a pic of, uh, 392 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:10,437 el presidente. 393 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,106 Medhi, if I didn't know any better, 394 00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:13,190 I'd think you were wasted. 395 00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:14,441 [Medhi laughing] 396 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,318 [Medhi hiccuping] 397 00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:17,820 We're-we're falling behind. Hurry up. 398 00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,279 Row, boy. Row. Row. Let's go. - Okay. Okay. 399 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,447 [Backwoods]. We were gonna tell you, I swea 400 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,573 [Todd]. Yeah but you fucking, did ya?! 401 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,616 Oh! [groaning] [conking] 402 00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:23,617 [Todd]. I hope you fucking drown! 403 00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:25,452 I'm sorry. I think I broke my big toe. 404 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:27,287 Good! I'm gonna fucking break the other nine! 405 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:28,539 Oh! [laughs] 406 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:30,457 Stop running around like a scaredy bitch-ass pussy dick! 407 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:31,625 Lotta words in that insult. 408 00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:32,626 [Steph]. Todd! Todd! 409 00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:33,627 Todd, I think I love her! 410 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:34,795 [Audrey]. What? You love me? 411 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,463 [Audrey grunting] [Backwoods groaning] 412 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,298 I thought we were just fucking! 413 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:40,467 You love me now? Jesus! 414 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:41,635 [Backwoods groaning] 415 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:42,803 Don't say the word "fucking". 416 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:43,971 I think I just threw up in my mouth. 417 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:44,972 Fuck off! 418 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,223 Fuck! OW! 419 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:47,641 [Backwoods]. Conchie, get the fuck outta the way! 420 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,476 You're ruining my buzz! - Stephie! Fuck off! 421 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:53,230 Fuck again. No, no, no, no. 422 00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:56,109 Stop running away you big fucking scaredy cat! 423 00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:57,401 Paddle me over there. 424 00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,487 No one is the boss of me, Toad Stool! 425 00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:01,238 Actually, I am your goddamn boss! 426 00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:02,281 Ah fuck off! [laughs] 427 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,867 Jesus! Ah fuck! 428 00:13:03,868 --> 00:13:05,492 Get back over here, Backwoods, 429 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,161 so I can punch your fucking head in! 430 00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:08,495 [Backwoods] Get outta the way! - Get over here! 431 00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:09,496 [Backwoods]. You're nuts! 432 00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:10,831 Let go of me! - No, no, no. Todd! 433 00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:13,167 Best buds don't lie about who they're teeing off on, bud. 434 00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:14,293 We were gonna tell you 435 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,170 but you're not the easiest guy to talk to! 436 00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:19,006 Bullshit! I'm perfectly easy to fucking talk to! 437 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,674 [Homer] No, you're not. - [Taser] Not true, bud. 438 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:21,842 We don't do emotions! 439 00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:24,178 We do beers, bongs and that's fucking it! 440 00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:25,722 Boys, let the fuck go of me. 441 00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,348 The fuck off Frig-It! 442 00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:28,307 Let me up! Come on! 443 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,349 It'll be fine. 444 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:30,476 Come on! 445 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,353 [in unison] Ahhh! 446 00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:34,189 [Todd]. Sorry. My bad. 447 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,357 Un-fucking-believable. 448 00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:37,691 My vape! - I got you. I got you. 449 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:38,651 [Medhi laughing] 450 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:40,194 [Roach]. Where's my vape? 451 00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:46,200 Uh-oh. I think I'm just about to do a no-no. [laughs] 452 00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:48,369 Oh. - Oh my god, my eyes. 453 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,372 [Steph]. Medhi's got his ass out! 454 00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:52,540 [Todd]. Asshole! 455 00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:53,666 I go my vape! 456 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:54,667 What were you thinking? 457 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:55,667 That's my sister! 458 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,045 Ah! Not his face! 459 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,880 [Homer]. Save yourself! 460 00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,005 Fucking stop it! 461 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,131 Go fer it, bitch! 462 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:02,883 [Taser]. Ah, there he goes. [laughs] 463 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,343 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 464 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,511 What? 465 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,887 Nice one, Todd! 466 00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:08,847 Make sure your elbow's in the water, man. 467 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,391 Who wants to crowd surf with me? 468 00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:14,938 [everyone cheering] [energetic music] 469 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,230 What's up with Medhi? 470 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:17,189 Sunstroke? 471 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,190 [Homer]. Medhi's down! 472 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,692 [Steph]. Call the medic! 473 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:20,901 Oh shit. 474 00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:22,403 Bev, are you drunk? 475 00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:24,238 Not even a glow. 476 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:25,698 [both gasping in unison] [dramatic music] 477 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,242 Oh no. 478 00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,577 [in unison] Oh shit! 479 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:31,912 [Backwoods]. Oh Todd, do your worst. 480 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,706 I don't care. I can't fucking move. 481 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:34,915 That was awesome! 482 00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:37,293 Dewey woulda liked that one. [laughs] 483 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:38,920 Dewey? Where's Dewey? 484 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,005 Dewey! Here. Come on! 485 00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,923 It looks like made the right choice staying on land. 486 00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,300 No kidding. 487 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:46,428 I better go see if they broke anything. 488 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,267 [Jenn]. Well, well, well. 489 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,442 There ya are. 490 00:14:53,443 --> 00:14:54,685 [Backwoods]. [groaning] Oh boy. 491 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,604 You done? Huh? - Ah, fuck! Holy fuck! 492 00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:58,180 Why is everyone hitting me? 493 00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,281 [Todd]. Stop it! Ow! 494 00:14:59,282 --> 00:15:01,775 That's for making our drama everybody else's problem. 495 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,444 What the fuck was that about? Huh? 496 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,779 You two fighting because he likes her and she likes him? 497 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:06,864 You knew? 498 00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:08,782 Oh, every fucking body knows about Audwoods. 499 00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:10,409 You gotta be a fucking moron not to know. 500 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,452 [Todd]. That's nice. 501 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:12,786 So there's even a name for it. 502 00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:15,122 Your family. Family doesn't handle shit like this. 503 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,081 He lied to me. 504 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,416 She lied to me. 505 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,418 There's a lot of fucking lies flying around. 506 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,961 So what? 507 00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,463 I pretended to have shingles for a week 508 00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,798 to avoid telling your mom I lost the house at a casino. 509 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:26,425 We move on. Like we did. 510 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,476 We all moved on 511 00:15:27,477 --> 00:15:28,802 to that house where we had to replaced the shingles. 512 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:30,304 Holy shit. This is full-circle, isn't it? 513 00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:32,473 That's what happened to our house growing up? 514 00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:34,933 Todd, the point is, so what? 515 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:35,934 [both groaning] 516 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:36,977 [Audrey]. No more casinos, Dad. 517 00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:38,646 [Rodd]. Yeah. I'm sorry. 518 00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:40,190 How did you even find me? 519 00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:42,649 You realize this is my day off? 520 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:45,652 So I have you on the "Find my Co-worker App" 521 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:48,447 just in case I need to track any of my minions. 522 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,491 That crosses so many lines 523 00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:51,450 personal, legal. 524 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,659 I don't even know where to start. 525 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:55,579 A lady as powerful as moi just doesn't have the time 526 00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,081 to play hide and seek, Chels! 527 00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:58,500 You don't have power, Jenn! 528 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,878 You inherited it like a spoiled kid with daddy's credit card. 529 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:05,005 Oh honey, I am the bank. 530 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:06,383 And with Daddy gone, 531 00:16:06,384 --> 00:16:08,509 I get to choose the "favourite" and guess what? 532 00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:09,510 I choose me. 533 00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:10,511 Ah, I'm done with you. 534 00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:13,806 I'm done with you, you narcissistic twat! 535 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,182 And guess what? 536 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:16,683 [dramatic music] 537 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:18,519 I quit. 538 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,021 [sighs] I feel like I just took a big shit. 539 00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:22,356 I want something stronger. 540 00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:23,857 Anybody have any tequila? 541 00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:25,317 [Taser]. Where are ya, Dewey? Hey! 542 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,443 You can come on the barge! 543 00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:27,486 [Tanner]. We will let you be Lindsay Lohan! 544 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,654 Totally, buddy! 545 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:29,697 Dewey! - Dewey! 546 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,199 There's Dewey! - Dewey! 547 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:34,702 [Homer]. Oh. No. False alarm. 548 00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:36,537 That's just Conchie getting his tongue workout in. 549 00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:37,496 Go buddy. 550 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:41,418 Like it. Damn. Don't mind us. Let's go con. 551 00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:44,587 Whoa, you're still here? 552 00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:46,505 Please little girl... 553 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,506 Help me. 554 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:48,549 [Homer]. Dewey! Dewey! 555 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:51,051 [Taser]. Hey buddy, where you at? 556 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,345 [Dewey] I'm here. - Dad! 557 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,222 [Dewey] I'm here. - I got eyes on him. 558 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,015 He's in bad shape but he's alive. 559 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:57,641 [Taser]. Good work, daughter! 560 00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:00,310 Dewey, blink twice if you still want to party. 561 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,478 [Taser]. Let's go, boys. Let's go. 562 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:02,730 [Homer]. Careful with him. He's fragile. 563 00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:03,731 [Dewey groaning] 564 00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,566 [bell dinging] 565 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:06,567 [Dewey groaning] 566 00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:08,235 He said yes! 567 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:09,862 He said yes, Taser. - We're coming for you, Dewey. 568 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:10,904 Careful. 569 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:11,905 Get me outta here. 570 00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:12,986 Get him up! Get him up! 571 00:17:12,987 --> 00:17:14,575 You came back for me? - Let's get you untangled. 572 00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,077 We got you. 573 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,913 So I guess there's a small chance 574 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:22,083 that I may have overreacted a little bit. 575 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:24,376 A lot of beers and I snapped, man. 576 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,419 I was seeing red. 577 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,379 I mean it's... it's fucking weird. 578 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,881 Right. Kinda like 579 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,758 your best friend's dating your sister weird. 580 00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,259 [Todd]. Pretty much exactly that. 581 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:33,927 And it's just so graphic in my head. 582 00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:35,429 We just didn't know how to tell you. 583 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,513 [Todd]. You don't need my blessing. 584 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:37,931 And I don't know if I can stop picturing it. 585 00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,600 Maybe I'll be okay. 586 00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:41,602 Nope. Just saw it again. Fuck! 587 00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:42,653 It's a good picture. 588 00:17:42,654 --> 00:17:44,605 Okay, well maybe this is just as good a time as any 589 00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:46,273 to tell you that I'm- 590 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:47,399 You're not fucking pregnant?! 591 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,609 What?! 592 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,944 I need my own space. 593 00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,322 Oh. Okay. 594 00:17:52,323 --> 00:17:54,073 [Audrey]. I don't know. Maybe it's time for you to start sharing 595 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,724 that hot tub with someone that you're not related to. 596 00:17:56,725 --> 00:18:00,079 I think we're ready for both of us to switch things up a bit. 597 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,080 Hmm... 598 00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:02,122 [Roach] Whoa. Boss lady. - [Todd] Great. 599 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:03,290 Stop following me! 600 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:04,458 I'll pay you more. 601 00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:06,126 Oh, CornPulse is tripling my salary. 602 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,628 Yeah. I'll double it. 603 00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:08,629 I'm done. 604 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:10,964 Wait. You're leaving Chelsea? 605 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,132 No, no, no. Not yet. 606 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:13,300 [Steph] Chels. - [Homer] You're one of us. 607 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,426 [Todd]. You can't. 608 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,803 [crowd murmuring] 609 00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,471 [Dewey]. Chelsea boss lady leave? 610 00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:19,307 I love you guys but it's time. 611 00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:22,976 I'm gonna call Donnie and let him know I except 612 00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:24,521 CornPulse's offer for VP. 613 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:30,651 Oh no, Chelsea, don't leave. Donny not for this. 614 00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:32,111 Ow. Jesus. 615 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,988 Well that was a Conch phone so... 616 00:18:33,989 --> 00:18:34,989 Worth it! 617 00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:36,990 You corporate Judas! 618 00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:40,327 You were like my sister and my, my right-hand lady 619 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:43,497 and like the only person who knew all my computer passwords. 620 00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:44,623 I know all your passwords, Jenn. 621 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:45,666 Not now, Janet. 622 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:48,460 Well consider this my two weeks notice. 623 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,714 [quietly] Consider this my offer 624 00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:53,508 to pay for all your future plastic surgery needs. 625 00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:54,633 What?! 626 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:55,968 I know a great boob guy in Tulum. 627 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,803 I can get ya on a plane tonight and have you perky by brunch. 628 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,638 How did your head get so far up your ass 629 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,098 that you think new titties is what I'd want? 630 00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:02,479 Everyone loves new titties. 631 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:03,517 What? Am I right here? 632 00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:04,518 [Homer]. I mean... 633 00:19:04,519 --> 00:19:06,020 Fuck! Titties! Yeah! 634 00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:07,980 Todd will be a great replacement 635 00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,023 for Site Manager. 636 00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:10,400 Fuck that, Chelsea. 637 00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:11,817 You run our refinery. 638 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,028 You're more of a Conch than she'll ever be. 639 00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:15,112 You earned it. 640 00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:16,697 You worked your bag off to get where you were. 641 00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:18,657 You're not some idiot that had it handed to her. 642 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,743 [in unison] Oooh. 643 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,368 Speak the facts, Todd. 644 00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:25,205 That is a lovely bag though, Jenn, so... 645 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:28,375 You know, Chels, you're right about one thing. 646 00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:32,171 The Site Manager's office should have a Stool nameplate. 647 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:33,172 [Steph]. Damn straight. 648 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,214 [Homer]. Finally, Todd! 649 00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:36,717 You! Audrey Stool. 650 00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:38,052 Hmm? - [Taser] What? Who? 651 00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:39,720 Huh? 652 00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,722 You've just been officially promoted. 653 00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:43,057 Congratulations. 654 00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:44,224 [Homer]. Whoa, hold on a second. 655 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,393 Wait. What? - [Tanner] What the hell? 656 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:47,895 I just got my union card. 657 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,855 Boom. And now you're management, girl. 658 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,565 Wow. That is so fucked up. 659 00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:52,858 [Homer]. Yeah. Can she actually do that? 660 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,611 [Jenn]. Isn't it amazing, Todd, 661 00:19:54,612 --> 00:19:56,737 how fast you can climb that Conch ladder 662 00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,615 when you don't insult the owner? 663 00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:01,075 Effective immediately, 664 00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:04,078 Audrey Stool is our brand new Site Manager. 665 00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:05,537 Let's go, Janet. - Un-fucking-believable. 666 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,039 [Dewey] Okay. - [Jenn] Janet! 667 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,749 [Bev]. What the hell? 668 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,740 [Dewey]. Todd's sister's Todd's boss? 669 00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:14,588 Congrats, I guess. 670 00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:16,090 [Homer]. Hey. No offence, but Audrey? 671 00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:18,092 [Steph]. What the fuck is happening right now? 672 00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:21,595 [soft music] 673 00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:23,526 [Medhi]. [groans] Ugh. Tummy troubles. 674 00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,266 Get it out. 675 00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:28,268 Ugh. Must have been something I ate. 676 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,436 Now sip a little more Near Beer. 677 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:30,688 [Medhi groaning] 678 00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:32,940 The, the dandelion and goji have restorative properties. 679 00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:34,442 [sipping and groaning] 680 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,948 Leonard, if it wasn't for your friendship, 681 00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:42,742 I'd be right back on the sauce. 682 00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:45,953 I'd probably be bent over a picnic table puking my gu- 683 00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:47,788 [gagging] guts out. [Medhi retching] 684 00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:49,915 Leonard. Leonard. Get over here. 685 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,792 You took our real beer by accident, 686 00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:52,710 full of actual alcohol. 687 00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:54,461 Yeah. This is your stupid Near Beer. 688 00:20:54,546 --> 00:20:56,423 which is why I'm stone cold sober 689 00:20:56,424 --> 00:20:57,715 and not the one making out with Conchie! 690 00:20:57,716 --> 00:21:00,217 [Leonard]. What? Oh no! 691 00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:01,760 To my esteemed... - [Barb] What is he doing? 692 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,013 Conch Board of Directors, 693 00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:08,308 in regards to the earlier image of my penis. 694 00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:13,314 It was a private medical image intended for my urologist 695 00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:15,316 A routine mole check. 696 00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:18,819 Turns out my doctor's email 697 00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:23,700 is shockingly close to all of yours. [chuckles] 698 00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,159 Uh, time to move on, eh? 699 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,494 Forgive and forget. 700 00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:30,665 And, uh, speaking of hard to forget... 701 00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:32,791 my penis! [camera clicking] 702 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,501 Wait. What? - My glorious penis! 703 00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:35,961 No! Stop! Stop it! 704 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,004 Stop it! 705 00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:40,674 [overlapping yelling] 706 00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:42,343 ["Patio Lanterns" by Kim Mitchell] 707 00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,179 [Barb]. Put your dick away, Medhi! 708 00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:49,309 ? Lighting up our lives 709 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,478 ? Those patio lanterns 710 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:56,608 ? They were the stars in the sky 711 00:21:57,484 --> 00:22:00,028 ? Those patio lanterns 712 00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:03,740 ? Lighting up our lives 713 00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:06,700 ? Oh, those patio lanterns ? 714 00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:08,869 [people chattering] 715 00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:13,083 [cheering] 716 00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:17,211 ? And I was stuck on Joy, that was her name 717 00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:19,380 ? We didn't talk much 718 00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:22,841 ? She was a nervous girl ? 719 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,718 Hey Chelsea, this is Donnie from CornPulse. 720 00:22:24,719 --> 00:22:26,221 I'm just checking in. 721 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:30,225 Hello? Chelsea? 722 00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:33,185 Chelsea? I'm waiting. 723 00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:34,520 ? Dancing to an old song 724 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:36,564 ? Bobby Vinton's Blue on Blue 725 00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:45,740 ? Who was gonna be ? 726 00:22:52,664 --> 00:22:57,669 ? Under those patio lanterns ? 727 00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:03,967 Those patio lanterns 728 00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:05,760 [screaming] 729 00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:09,264 [dramatic music] 730 00:23:09,314 --> 00:23:13,864 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 50235

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