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Oh my god, did you see Teddy's story?

He bought another snake.

Why? I don't know. He has so many snakes and I don't understand what the heck

that is.

It's so weird.

Yeah, he's got like 12 of them or something?

Yeah, he needs to chill out.

It's really weird.

Are you sniffing my feet again?

Maybe. You're such a freak.

Why? You like it.

What's wrong with you?

Just let me sniff your feet for a moment. You're my girlfriend.

I got a lot more shit I gotta teach you, to be honest.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, God.

You are such a freak.

It's not even that weird.

It is weird.

Shut up.

I know I won't.

What? I'm mad at you.

Why?

Because you liked that girl Vanessa's post.

What? Who?

Vanessa. Who's that?

I don't know. Some girl on Instagram liked her post. And I was literally a

thirst trap. Like, why are you doing that?

Oh, Vanessa. Yeah, I went to school with her.

Okay. She's a phone.

You're my boyfriend. You're not supposed to be liking girls thirst traps. Stop.

It was just a picture with her boobies out a little bit. Yeah, exactly.

Her boobs are out. You shouldn't be like me. Stop.

You need to get ready. I want to go shopping.

Okay. Like, what the hell?

Yeah, what's the morning?

No, I'm not at you.

Why?

I didn't do anything. You're being crazy.

No, I'm not.

you can

look

through it i'm not doing anything you can trust me it's just one picture

A quick one?

Or just shopping?

Maybe. As long as you buy me anything I want.

Yeah, of course.

Actually, no. I don't think so.

Are you serious?

Yeah, I'm mad at you.

For what?

For being crazy.

You promise you're gonna be nice? Mm -hmm. You're gonna be a good girlfriend?

Mm -hmm.

I'm not the crazy?

Does that light the girl's picture on Instagram?

Okay, I won't. Okay, let me see what.

Oh, shit.

It doesn't feel better?

Yeah, I want to teach her.