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[ MUFFLED SCREAMING ] >> [ GRUMBLING ] UNH!

>> [ GRUMBLING ] UNH! [ HORSE NEIGHS ]

UNH! [ HORSE NEIGHS ] >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ HORSE NEIGHS ] >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] >> AAH!

>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] >> AAH! >> AAAAAH!

>> AAH! >> AAAAAH! >> [ SCREECHING ]

>> AAAAAH! >> [ SCREECHING ] >> [ SCREECHES ]

>> [ SCREECHING ] >> [ SCREECHES ] >> AAAAAAH!

>> [ SCREECHES ] >> AAAAAAH! [ GROANING ]

HUH? AAH! [ FLATLINE ]

AAH! [ FLATLINE ] [ GRUMBLING ]

[ SCREECHING ] >> I THOUGHT YOU WERE GUARDING THE POD!

>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE GUARDING THE POD! >> Alice: HAD TO STRETCH MY

THE POD! >> Alice: HAD TO STRETCH MY LEGS.

>> Alice: HAD TO STRETCH MY LEGS. HOPE THAT PISS WAS WORTH IT.

LEGS. HOPE THAT PISS WAS WORTH IT. >> I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH!

HOPE THAT PISS WAS WORTH IT. >> I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH! [ CREATURES ROARING ]

>> I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH! [ CREATURES ROARING ] >> Alice: I WILL NOT SURVIVE A

[ CREATURES ROARING ] >> Alice: I WILL NOT SURVIVE A RAGING INFERNO TO DIE WITH YOUR

>> Alice: I WILL NOT SURVIVE A RAGING INFERNO TO DIE WITH YOUR DUMB ASS!

RAGING INFERNO TO DIE WITH YOUR DUMB ASS! >> HEY!

DUMB ASS! >> HEY! >> Alice: UNH!

>> HEY! >> Alice: UNH! [ ROARING CONTINUES ]

>> Alice: UNH! [ ROARING CONTINUES ] [ SCREECHING ]

>> [ SCREECHES ] >> [ ROARS ] >> AAH!

>> [ ROARS ] >> AAH! >> Alice: [ GRUNTING ]

>> AAH! >> Alice: [ GRUNTING ] >> [ ROARS ]

>> [ ROARING ] [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] >> ♪ ALL ABOARD

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] >> ♪ ALL ABOARD ♪ CLIMB INSIDE

>> ♪ ALL ABOARD ♪ CLIMB INSIDE ♪ CATCH A BEAM UP TO MY LOVE

♪ CLIMB INSIDE ♪ CATCH A BEAM UP TO MY LOVE MACHINE ♪

♪ CATCH A BEAM UP TO MY LOVE MACHINE ♪ ♪ THE DOOR IS OPEN WIDE

MACHINE ♪ ♪ THE DOOR IS OPEN WIDE ♪ I'VE ARRIVED

♪ THE DOOR IS OPEN WIDE ♪ I'VE ARRIVED ♪ TO SET YOU FREE

♪ I'VE ARRIVED ♪ TO SET YOU FREE ♪ FROM THAT NASTY

♪ TO SET YOU FREE ♪ FROM THAT NASTY XY PENITENTIARY ♪

♪ FROM THAT NASTY XY PENITENTIARY ♪ ♪ I'M YOUR MAMA IN DISGUISE

XY PENITENTIARY ♪ ♪ I'M YOUR MAMA IN DISGUISE ♪ I'M YOUR MISTRESS IN THE SKY

♪ I'M YOUR MAMA IN DISGUISE ♪ I'M YOUR MISTRESS IN THE SKY ♪ YOUR MAMA IN DISGUISE

♪ I'M YOUR MISTRESS IN THE SKY ♪ YOUR MAMA IN DISGUISE ♪ YOUR MISTRESS IN THE SKY

♪ YOUR MAMA IN DISGUISE ♪ YOUR MISTRESS IN THE SKY ♪ THE DOOR IS OPEN WIDE

♪ YOUR MISTRESS IN THE SKY ♪ THE DOOR IS OPEN WIDE ♪ OPEN UP AND COME INSIDE

>> GRAB MY PINK HOLE.

>> SO, WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO SPACE FAIR. >> ICK!

SPACE FAIR. >> ICK! >> WHEN A DISTRESS LOCATOR CAME

>> ICK! >> WHEN A DISTRESS LOCATOR CAME IN FROM JARED'S "ESCAPE TO ME"

>> WHEN A DISTRESS LOCATOR CAME IN FROM JARED'S "ESCAPE TO ME" POD.

IN FROM JARED'S "ESCAPE TO ME" POD. >> Alice: STUPID ALIENS!

POD. >> Alice: STUPID ALIENS! >> ALICE, I'M WITH BRUCE NOW.

>> Alice: STUPID ALIENS! >> ALICE, I'M WITH BRUCE NOW. >> WHERE'S JARED?

>> ALICE, I'M WITH BRUCE NOW. >> WHERE'S JARED? >> BUT WE'RE OPEN TO ADVENTURES.

>> WHERE'S JARED? >> BUT WE'RE OPEN TO ADVENTURES. >> GROSS.

>> BUT WE'RE OPEN TO ADVENTURES. >> GROSS. >> WHERE'S JARED?

>> GROSS. >> WHERE'S JARED? >> THE CONCERT STARTS IN

>> WHERE'S JARED? >> THE CONCERT STARTS IN 30 MINUTES.

>> THE CONCERT STARTS IN 30 MINUTES. LET'S DROP THESE DINKS OFF AND

30 MINUTES. LET'S DROP THESE DINKS OFF AND GO.

LET'S DROP THESE DINKS OFF AND GO. >> SETTING COORDINATES.

GO. >> SETTING COORDINATES. DESTINATION -- SUPERJAIL.

>> SETTING COORDINATES. DESTINATION -- SUPERJAIL. >> WHERE'S JARED?

DESTINATION -- SUPERJAIL. >> WHERE'S JARED? >> Alice: UH, LET ME THINK...

>> WHERE'S JARED? >> Alice: UH, LET ME THINK... HE'S DEAD.

>> Alice: UH, LET ME THINK... HE'S DEAD. >> WHAT?

HE'S DEAD. >> WHAT? >> Alice: DIED IN THE FIRE.

>> WHAT? >> Alice: DIED IN THE FIRE. >> [ Crying ] NO!

>> Alice: DIED IN THE FIRE. >> [ Crying ] NO! >> OOH, A FIRE, YOU SAY?

>> [ Crying ] NO! >> OOH, A FIRE, YOU SAY? WELL, I HAVE A --

>> OOH, A FIRE, YOU SAY? WELL, I HAVE A -- >> IS THERE A GRIEF COUNSELOR

WELL, I HAVE A -- >> IS THERE A GRIEF COUNSELOR AROUND TO SHUT HER UP?

>> IS THERE A GRIEF COUNSELOR AROUND TO SHUT HER UP? >> NO BUDGET FOR IT.

AROUND TO SHUT HER UP? >> NO BUDGET FOR IT. BUT JARED AND I DID MAKE SOME

>> NO BUDGET FOR IT. BUT JARED AND I DID MAKE SOME LAMINATED CARDS.

BUT JARED AND I DID MAKE SOME LAMINATED CARDS. [ CRIES ]

LAMINATED CARDS. [ CRIES ] I'LL FIND HIM ALIVE!

[ CRIES ] I'LL FIND HIM ALIVE! >> MY SCANNERS ARE PICKING UP

I'LL FIND HIM ALIVE! >> MY SCANNERS ARE PICKING UP HIGHER THAN NORMAL TEMPERATURES.

>> MY SCANNERS ARE PICKING UP HIGHER THAN NORMAL TEMPERATURES. >> OOH, PASSIONATE.

HIGHER THAN NORMAL TEMPERATURES. >> OOH, PASSIONATE. >> Alice: WHAT THE --?

>> OOH, PASSIONATE. >> Alice: WHAT THE --? >> WHAT IS THAT?

>> Alice: WHAT THE --? >> WHAT IS THAT? >> WELCOME HOME.

>> SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO COME TO THE CONCERT? >> Alice: RATHER BURN IN HELL.

[ EVIL LAUGHTER ] >> [ Lisping ] SAYONARA, SUCKERS.

[ ALL SCREAMING ] [ EVIL LAUGHTER ] [ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]

[ EVIL LAUGHTER ] [ SCREAMING CONTINUES ] >> I COULD RULE THIS.

[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ] >> I COULD RULE THIS. >> JARED!

>> I COULD RULE THIS. >> JARED! I'M HERE FOR YOU, JARED!

>> JARED! I'M HERE FOR YOU, JARED! WHERE ARE YOU?!

I'M HERE FOR YOU, JARED! WHERE ARE YOU?! [ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]

WHERE ARE YOU?! [ SCREAMING CONTINUES ] [ ALL GROANING ]

[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ] [ ALL GROANING ] >> AAH!

[ ALL GROANING ] >> AAH! NO! AAH! AAH! AAH!

>> AAH! [ GROWLING ]

>> All: [ Chanting ] HAIL FIRE! >> Alice: WHAT THE --? [ SHRIEKING ]

>> Alice: [ GROANS ] >> [ COUGHS ] AAH!

>> [ COUGHS ] AAH! >> [ GROANS ]

AAH! >> [ GROANS ] >> [ CHOMPS, GULPS ]

>> [ GASPS, GROANS ] >> Alice: ANY GENIUS THINK OF HOOKING THIS UP?

>> Alice: ANY GENIUS THINK OF HOOKING THIS UP? >> MY SAFE?

HOOKING THIS UP? >> MY SAFE? MY SAFE!

>> MY SAFE? MY SAFE! THAT DIRTY RAT.

MY SAFE! THAT DIRTY RAT. >> EXCUSE ME, HAVE YOU SEEN

THAT DIRTY RAT. >> EXCUSE ME, HAVE YOU SEEN JARED?

>> EXCUSE ME, HAVE YOU SEEN JARED? >> OF COURSE.

JARED? >> OF COURSE. I SEE JARED EVERY DAY.

>> OF COURSE. I SEE JARED EVERY DAY. UNFORTUNATELY, HE IS USELESS TO

I SEE JARED EVERY DAY. UNFORTUNATELY, HE IS USELESS TO ME.

UNFORTUNATELY, HE IS USELESS TO ME. I REALLY WANTED THAT HEAD, TOO.

ME. I REALLY WANTED THAT HEAD, TOO. >> [ Crying ] NO.

I REALLY WANTED THAT HEAD, TOO. >> [ Crying ] NO. NO!

>> [ Crying ] NO. NO! >> [ GRUNTS ]

NO! >> [ GRUNTS ] WELL, I'LL BE.

>> [ GRUNTS ] WELL, I'LL BE. IF IT ISN'T DUMBASS BACK WITH A

WELL, I'LL BE. IF IT ISN'T DUMBASS BACK WITH A STINGER BETWEEN HIS LEGS.

IF IT ISN'T DUMBASS BACK WITH A STINGER BETWEEN HIS LEGS. >> [ GRUNTING ]

STINGER BETWEEN HIS LEGS. >> [ GRUNTING ] >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

>> [ GRUNTING ] >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] GOOD LUCK, SKINNY LEGS.

>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] GOOD LUCK, SKINNY LEGS. [ GRUNTING ]

GOOD LUCK, SKINNY LEGS. [ GRUNTING ] AAH!

[ GRUNTING ] AAH! >> [ PANTING, GRUNTING ]

AAH! >> [ PANTING, GRUNTING ] A LITTLE HELP HERE?

>> [ PANTING, GRUNTING ] A LITTLE HELP HERE? AAH!

>> [ CRIES ] [ GRUNTING ]

I HATE YOU! >> Alice: WHAT'D I DO? >> YOU LET MY JARED DIE!

>> HAIL FIRE! >> All: HAIL FIRE!

HAIL FIRE! >> Alice: CUT THE CRAP, ASSHOLES.

>> All: HAIL FIRE! >> Alice: BRING IT ON. >> [ GASPS ]

>> Alice: BRING IT ON. >> [ GASPS ] >> Jared: A THREE-FILE DESK

>> [ GASPS ] >> Jared: A THREE-FILE DESK CADDY?

>> Jared: A THREE-FILE DESK CADDY? >> THE TOP FILE IS FOR OUTGOING

CADDY? >> THE TOP FILE IS FOR OUTGOING LOVE LETTERS.

>> THE TOP FILE IS FOR OUTGOING LOVE LETTERS. >> Jared: I'LL CHERISH IT TILL

LOVE LETTERS. >> Jared: I'LL CHERISH IT TILL THE DAY I DIE.

>> Jared: I'LL CHERISH IT TILL THE DAY I DIE. [ EVIL LAUGHTER ]

THE DAY I DIE. [ EVIL LAUGHTER ] >> TILL THE DAY YOU DIE...

[ EVIL LAUGHTER ] >> TILL THE DAY YOU DIE... I'D GIVE ANYTHING FOR THAT DESK

>> TILL THE DAY YOU DIE... I'D GIVE ANYTHING FOR THAT DESK CADDY.

I'D GIVE ANYTHING FOR THAT DESK CADDY. >> WHAT IS YOUR OFFERING?

>> Alice: YOU LITTLE BITCH. >> Warden: PREPARE THIS MAN-BEAST FOR SACRIFICE.

>> Warden: PREPARE THIS MAN-BEAST FOR SACRIFICE. >> All: HAIL FIRE!

MAN-BEAST FOR SACRIFICE. >> All: HAIL FIRE! >> Alice: F-YOU, TOO.

>> All: HAIL FIRE! >> Alice: F-YOU, TOO. HEY, THOSE ARE STILL ON A

>> Alice: F-YOU, TOO. HEY, THOSE ARE STILL ON A PAYMENT PLAN.

HEY, THOSE ARE STILL ON A PAYMENT PLAN. >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

PAYMENT PLAN. >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] >> [ GRUNTS ]

>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] >> [ GRUNTS ] WHOA!

>> [ GRUNTS ] WHOA! >> [ LAUGHS ]

WHOA! >> [ LAUGHS ] >> YAAH!

>> [ LAUGHS ] >> YAAH! IDIOT! THE SAFE IS TOO HEAVY FOR

>> YAAH! IDIOT! THE SAFE IS TOO HEAVY FOR EITHER OF US TO CARRY ALONE.

IDIOT! THE SAFE IS TOO HEAVY FOR EITHER OF US TO CARRY ALONE. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WORK

EITHER OF US TO CARRY ALONE. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER.

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER. >> I DON'T PARTNER WITH

TOGETHER. >> I DON'T PARTNER WITH DUMBASSES.

>> I DON'T PARTNER WITH DUMBASSES. >> AAH!

DUMBASSES. >> AAH! >> [ GRUNTS ]

>> AAH! >> [ GRUNTS ] [ Straining ] I GOT IT!

>> [ GRUNTS ] [ Straining ] I GOT IT! OH, YEAH. THERE SHE GOES.

[ Straining ] I GOT IT! OH, YEAH. THERE SHE GOES. NOPE, SHE'S NOT MOVING.

OH, YEAH. THERE SHE GOES. NOPE, SHE'S NOT MOVING. MAYBE IF I GET THE CORNER.

NOPE, SHE'S NOT MOVING. MAYBE IF I GET THE CORNER. [ GRUNTS ]

MAYBE IF I GET THE CORNER. [ GRUNTS ] NOPE. THE CORNER'S EVEN WORSE.

[ GRUNTS ] NOPE. THE CORNER'S EVEN WORSE. OH, GOD.

NOPE. THE CORNER'S EVEN WORSE. OH, GOD. [ INHALES DEEPLY ]

OH, GOD. [ INHALES DEEPLY ] FINE! DEAL.

[ INHALES DEEPLY ] FINE! DEAL. >> GOOD.

FINE! DEAL. >> GOOD. I HAVE A PLAN.

>> GOOD. I HAVE A PLAN. [ LAUGHS ]

I HAVE A PLAN. [ LAUGHS ] >> AAH! AAH!

[ LAUGHS ] >> AAH! AAH! I'M GONNA BE SICK!

>> AAH! AAH! I'M GONNA BE SICK! >> GET ME OUT OF THIS THING!

I'M GONNA BE SICK! >> GET ME OUT OF THIS THING! >> SAFE-TY IN NUMBERS.

>> GET ME OUT OF THIS THING! >> SAFE-TY IN NUMBERS. [ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> SAFE-TY IN NUMBERS. [ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ] >> Alice: HEY, THANKS FOR

[ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ] >> Alice: HEY, THANKS FOR NOTHING.

>> Alice: HEY, THANKS FOR NOTHING. >> Warden: FORK OR SPOON?

NOTHING. >> Warden: FORK OR SPOON? >> SACRIFICING SKEWERS!

>> Warden: FORK OR SPOON? >> SACRIFICING SKEWERS! >> MM.

>> SACRIFICING SKEWERS! >> MM. [ HEART BEATS ]

>> MM. [ HEART BEATS ] >> STAGE 4 ALREADY?

[ HEART BEATS ] >> STAGE 4 ALREADY? >> I DID IT! IT'S WORKING!

>> [ CRIES ] >> [ SIGHS ] SOMETIMES, YOU MUST LET GO TO

>> [ SIGHS ] SOMETIMES, YOU MUST LET GO TO MOVE ON.

SOMETIMES, YOU MUST LET GO TO MOVE ON. >> I'LL NEVER LET GO OF JARED.

MOVE ON. >> I'LL NEVER LET GO OF JARED. WHAT AM I HOLDING ON TO?

>> I'LL NEVER LET GO OF JARED. WHAT AM I HOLDING ON TO? HE'S DEAD.

[ CRIES ] >> Jared: AAH! AAH!

>> Jared: AAH! AAH! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!

AAH! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! >> THIS BETTER WORK, NUMB NUTS.

WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! >> THIS BETTER WORK, NUMB NUTS. >> OF COURSE, IT'LL WORK.

>> THIS BETTER WORK, NUMB NUTS. >> OF COURSE, IT'LL WORK. [ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> AAH! [ GROANING ] [ ALL LAUGH NERVOUSLY ]

[ GROANING ] [ ALL LAUGH NERVOUSLY ] >> DAMN, YOU REALLY DID LIGHT

[ ALL LAUGH NERVOUSLY ] >> DAMN, YOU REALLY DID LIGHT THE WARDEN'S ROOM ON FIRE.

>> DAMN, YOU REALLY DID LIGHT THE WARDEN'S ROOM ON FIRE. >> I GUESS I WAS WRONG.

THE WARDEN'S ROOM ON FIRE. >> I GUESS I WAS WRONG. YOU AIN'T NO STOOLIE.

>> I GUESS I WAS WRONG. YOU AIN'T NO STOOLIE. >> YEAH, IT'S JUST ME, LOYAL OLD

YOU AIN'T NO STOOLIE. >> YEAH, IT'S JUST ME, LOYAL OLD ASH.

>> YEAH, IT'S JUST ME, LOYAL OLD ASH. >> OHH! OHH!

ASH. >> OHH! OHH! >> Warden: [ LAUGHS ]

>> OHH! OHH! >> Warden: [ LAUGHS ] >> AAH!

>> Warden: [ LAUGHS ] >> AAH! >> HEY, WHAT GIVES?

>> AAH! >> HEY, WHAT GIVES? >> NOTHING, I...TOLD HIM TO

>> HEY, WHAT GIVES? >> NOTHING, I...TOLD HIM TO THINK OF HIS BEST MEMORY.

>> NOTHING, I...TOLD HIM TO THINK OF HIS BEST MEMORY. >> WELL, THEN JUST TELL HIM TO

THINK OF HIS BEST MEMORY. >> WELL, THEN JUST TELL HIM TO THINK OF HIS WORST MEMORY.

>> WELL, THEN JUST TELL HIM TO THINK OF HIS WORST MEMORY. >> UH...I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.

THINK OF HIS WORST MEMORY. >> UH...I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT. WELL, IT'S WORTH A TRY.

>> UH...I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT. WELL, IT'S WORTH A TRY. [ GRUNTS ]

WELL, IT'S WORTH A TRY. [ GRUNTS ] [ ALL CRYING ]

[ GRUNTS ] [ ALL CRYING ] >> [ LAUGHING ]

[ ALL CRYING ] >> [ LAUGHING ] >> [ CRIES ]

>> [ LAUGHING ] >> [ CRIES ] >> Warden: [ CHUCKLES ]

>> [ CRIES ] >> Warden: [ CHUCKLES ] >> UGH.

>> Warden: [ CHUCKLES ] >> UGH. [ ALL SCREAM ]

>> UGH. [ ALL SCREAM ] >> Warden: [ CRYING ]

[ GROWLING, SHRIEKING ] >> COME ON, BOYS -- WORST MEMORIES.

>> COME ON, BOYS -- WORST MEMORIES. [ CRIES ]

MEMORIES. [ CRIES ] >> [ CRIES ]

[ CRIES ] >> [ CRIES ] >> [ CRIES ]

>> [ CRIES ] >> [ CRIES ] >> OHH!

>> YAH! [ GRUNTS ] >> AAH!

[ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ] >> DUAL CHAMBERS. STEREOPHONIC. >> Alice: SWEET.

>> DUAL CHAMBERS. STEREOPHONIC. >> Alice: SWEET. YAH!

>> [ SHRIEKS ] >> AAH!

[ ALL CRYING ]

[ BOTH SMOOCHING ] >> Jared: WHY WOULD SHE LEAVE ME?

>> Jared: WHY WOULD SHE LEAVE ME? >> Warden: REALLY?

ME? >> Warden: REALLY? A NAKED ORGY?

>> Warden: REALLY? A NAKED ORGY? I WOULD HAVE DUMPED YOU, TOO.

A NAKED ORGY? I WOULD HAVE DUMPED YOU, TOO. >> WE DID IT!

I WOULD HAVE DUMPED YOU, TOO. >> WE DID IT! >> Warden: AAH!

>> WE DID IT! >> Warden: AAH! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP

>> Warden: AAH! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT DISFIGURED ONE AWAY FROM

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT DISFIGURED ONE AWAY FROM ME.

THAT DISFIGURED ONE AWAY FROM ME. >> [ GROANS ]