Original subtitles

>> [ MOANING ] >> [ VOMITS ]

>> YES! >> WHOO! >> AAH! AAH!

>> WHOO! >> AAH! AAH! [ GULPING ]

>> AAH! AAH! [ GULPING ] OHH!

[ GULPING ] OHH! AHH. AHH.

OHH! AHH. AHH. AHH.

AHH. AHH. AHH. >> AAAAAAH!

AHH. >> AAAAAAH! >> [ MUTTERING ]

>> AAAAAAH! >> [ MUTTERING ] >> [ GIGGLES ]

>> [ MUTTERING ] >> [ GIGGLES ] >> [ MUTTERING ]

>> [ GIGGLES ] >> [ MUTTERING ] AHH!

>> [ MUTTERING ] AHH! >> AAAAAAH!

AHH! >> AAAAAAH! >> AAAH!

>> AAAAAAH! >> AAAH! >> AAAH!

>> AAAH! >> AAAH! [ ZOOM! ]

>> AAAH! [ ZOOM! ] >> AAH!

[ ZOOM! ] >> AAH! >> AAH!

>> AAH! >> AAH! >> UGH! OHH! OHH! OHH!

>> AAH! >> UGH! OHH! OHH! OHH! OHH!

>> UGH! OHH! OHH! OHH! OHH! AAH.

OHH! AAH. [ WHIRRING ]

AAH. [ WHIRRING ] AAAAAAAAH!

[ WHIRRING ] AAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAH!

AAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAH! OOOH!

AAAAAAAAH! OOOH! AAAH!

OOOH! AAAH! AAH!

AAAH! AAH! [ GROANING ]

[ MID-TEMPO CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING ]

>> HUH? >> [ SCREECHES ] [ CHOMPS ]

>> [ SCREECHES ] [ CHOMPS ] >> [ GROANING ]

[ CHOMPS ] >> [ GROANING ] [ ALL GROANING ]

>> [ GROANING ] [ ALL GROANING ] [ YOINK! ]

[ ALL GROANING ] [ YOINK! ] >> All: AAAH!

[ YOINK! ] >> All: AAAH! >> HUH?

>> All: AAAH! >> HUH? [ GUNSHOTS ]

>> HUH? [ GUNSHOTS ] >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ GUNSHOTS ] >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] AAAAAH!

>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] AAAAAH! >> [ German accent ] GET READY

AAAAAH! >> [ German accent ] GET READY FOR THE MAIN EVENT!

>> [ German accent ] GET READY FOR THE MAIN EVENT! GRAB YOUR PARTNER UND PROCEED TO

FOR THE MAIN EVENT! GRAB YOUR PARTNER UND PROCEED TO THE STARTING LINE!

GRAB YOUR PARTNER UND PROCEED TO THE STARTING LINE! >> Jared: [ SIGHS ]

THE STARTING LINE! >> Jared: [ SIGHS ] IF ONLY I HAD A PARTNER.

>> Jared: [ SIGHS ] IF ONLY I HAD A PARTNER. [ CRYING ]

IF ONLY I HAD A PARTNER. [ CRYING ] [ TING! ]

[ CRYING ] [ TING! ] [ GASPS ]

[ TING! ] [ GASPS ] [ ZIP! ]

[ GASPS ] [ ZIP! ] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[ ZIP! ] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! >> Warden: STOP MOPING.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! >> Warden: STOP MOPING. IT'S TIME FOR MY BIG RACE.

>> Warden: STOP MOPING. IT'S TIME FOR MY BIG RACE. >> Alice: OUR BIG RACE.

IT'S TIME FOR MY BIG RACE. >> Alice: OUR BIG RACE. GIVE ME YOUR LEG.

>> Alice: OUR BIG RACE. GIVE ME YOUR LEG. >> Warden: OOH, SORRY.

GIVE ME YOUR LEG. >> Warden: OOH, SORRY. DID YOU NOT GET THE MEMO?

>> Warden: OOH, SORRY. DID YOU NOT GET THE MEMO? O'

DID YOU NOT GET THE MEMO? O' I'M IN IT TO WIN IT THIS YEAR,

O' I'M IN IT TO WIN IT THIS YEAR, AND I HAVE A FEELING THAT ME AND

I'M IN IT TO WIN IT THIS YEAR, AND I HAVE A FEELING THAT ME AND MY NEW PARTNER HERE ARE GOING TO

AND I HAVE A FEELING THAT ME AND MY NEW PARTNER HERE ARE GOING TO BLOW AWAY THE COMPETITION.

MY NEW PARTNER HERE ARE GOING TO BLOW AWAY THE COMPETITION. >> Alice: WHATEVER.

BLOW AWAY THE COMPETITION. >> Alice: WHATEVER. [ PEOPLE CHEERING ]

>> Alice: WHATEVER. [ PEOPLE CHEERING ] [ PISTOL FIRES ]

[ PEOPLE CHEERING ] [ PISTOL FIRES ] [ BEEPING ]

[ PISTOL FIRES ] [ BEEPING ] >> [ BLOWING ]

[ BEEPING ] >> [ BLOWING ] [ ALL SCREAMING ]

>> [ BLOWING ] [ ALL SCREAMING ] >> Warden: [ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]

[ ALL SCREAMING ] >> Warden: [ CHUCKLES EVILLY ] [ BEEPING ]

>> Warden: [ CHUCKLES EVILLY ] [ BEEPING ] [ WHIP! WHIP! ]

[ BEEPING ] [ WHIP! WHIP! ] >> WATCH OUT FOR THOSE GIANT

[ WHIP! WHIP! ] >> WATCH OUT FOR THOSE GIANT BALLS!

>> WATCH OUT FOR THOSE GIANT BALLS! >> Both: UGH!

BALLS! >> Both: UGH! [ BEEPING ]

>> Both: UGH! [ BEEPING ] [ ALL SCREAMING ]

[ BEEPING ] [ ALL SCREAMING ] >> Warden: UGH!

[ ALL SCREAMING ] >> Warden: UGH! [ WHISTLE! ]

>> Warden: UGH! [ WHISTLE! ] I WON! I WON!

[ WHISTLE! ] I WON! I WON! I WON!

I WON! I WON! I WON! [ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ]

I WON! [ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ] >> FINALLY, I'M FREE.

[ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ] >> FINALLY, I'M FREE. >> Warden: WHOO!

>> FINALLY, I'M FREE. >> Warden: WHOO! SUNSHINE, GET OVER HERE.

>> Warden: WHOO! SUNSHINE, GET OVER HERE. >> YOU DON'T CONTROL ME ANYMORE.

SUNSHINE, GET OVER HERE. >> YOU DON'T CONTROL ME ANYMORE. >> AAAAH!

>> YOU DON'T CONTROL ME ANYMORE. >> AAAAH! AAAAH!

>> AAAAH! AAAAH! [ BEEPING ]

AAAAH! [ BEEPING ] >> Warden: WAIT! COME BACK HERE!

[ BEEPING ] >> Warden: WAIT! COME BACK HERE! [ THUNDER CRASHES ]

>> Warden: WAIT! COME BACK HERE! [ THUNDER CRASHES ] >> AAAH!

[ THUNDER CRASHES ] >> AAAH! >> Both: AAAAAAH!

>> AAAH! >> Both: AAAAAAH! >> AAAAAH!

>> Both: AAAAAAH! >> AAAAAH! [ VEGETABLES SHOUTING

>> AAAAAH! [ VEGETABLES SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]

[ VEGETABLES SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] >> [ MUNCHING ]

INDISTINCTLY ] >> [ MUNCHING ] [ WHIP! SPLAT! ]

>> [ MUNCHING ] [ WHIP! SPLAT! ] [ WHIMPERING ]

>> Warden: AAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAH! >> Both: AAAH! AAAAH! AAAH!

AAAAAAAH! >> Both: AAAH! AAAAH! AAAH! >> Warden: [ VOMITS ]

>> Both: AAAH! AAAAH! AAAH! >> Warden: [ VOMITS ] [ ALL SCREECHING ]

>> AAAH! >> AAAAAH! >> I HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD YOU ABOUT

>> AAAAAH! >> I HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD YOU ABOUT THE TIME THAT THE OUTGOING MAIL

>> I HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD YOU ABOUT THE TIME THAT THE OUTGOING MAIL GOT SWITCHED WITH THE PURCHASE

THE TIME THAT THE OUTGOING MAIL GOT SWITCHED WITH THE PURCHASE ORDERS FOR THE LAUNDRY DETAIL.

GOT SWITCHED WITH THE PURCHASE ORDERS FOR THE LAUNDRY DETAIL. >> [ SNAPS FINGERS ]

ORDERS FOR THE LAUNDRY DETAIL. >> [ SNAPS FINGERS ] [ SWANKY MUSIC PLAYING ]

>> [ SNAPS FINGERS ] [ SWANKY MUSIC PLAYING ] [ HEART BEATING ]

[ SWANKY MUSIC PLAYING ] [ HEART BEATING ] [ SLOOP! ]

[ HEART BEATING ] [ SLOOP! ] >> [ BELCHES ]

[ SLOOP! ] >> [ BELCHES ] >> [ GROWLING ]

>> [ BELCHES ] >> [ GROWLING ] >> KISS ME.

>> [ GROWLING ] >> KISS ME. >> Jared: [ CRYING ]

>> KISS ME. >> Jared: [ CRYING ] >> CHAMPAGNE?

>> Jared: [ CRYING ] >> CHAMPAGNE? >> OH, NO.

>> CHAMPAGNE? >> OH, NO. I DON'T CONSUME BEVERAGES THAT

>> OH, NO. I DON'T CONSUME BEVERAGES THAT CONTAIN ALCOHOL.

I DON'T CONSUME BEVERAGES THAT CONTAIN ALCOHOL. >> Jared: [ SOBBING ]

CONTAIN ALCOHOL. >> Jared: [ SOBBING ] >> ALL THIS EQUIPMENT SURE IS

>> Jared: [ SOBBING ] >> ALL THIS EQUIPMENT SURE IS INTERESTING.

>> ALL THIS EQUIPMENT SURE IS INTERESTING. >> UH...UH...

INTERESTING. >> UH...UH... [ GASPS ]

>> UH...UH... [ GASPS ] >> Jared: [ CRYING ]

[ GASPS ] >> Jared: [ CRYING ] >> AHH! THAT'S IT!

>> Jared: [ CRYING ] >> AHH! THAT'S IT! >> [ MUFFLED SCREAMING ]

>> AHH! THAT'S IT! >> [ MUFFLED SCREAMING ] [ WHIMPERS ]

>> [ MUFFLED SCREAMING ] [ WHIMPERS ] PREPARE THE OPERATING SLAB!

[ WHIMPERS ] PREPARE THE OPERATING SLAB! [ THUNDER CRASHES ]

PREPARE THE OPERATING SLAB! [ THUNDER CRASHES ] >> Jared: [ SOBBING ]

[ THUNDER CRASHES ] >> Jared: [ SOBBING ] GOODBYE, MY LOVE.

>> Jared: [ SOBBING ] GOODBYE, MY LOVE. [ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

GOODBYE, MY LOVE. [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] HUH?! DID IT EVER OCCUR TO

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] HUH?! DID IT EVER OCCUR TO SOMEBODY THAT I MIGHT BE TRYING

HUH?! DID IT EVER OCCUR TO SOMEBODY THAT I MIGHT BE TRYING TO KILL MYSELF IN HERE AND MIGHT

SOMEBODY THAT I MIGHT BE TRYING TO KILL MYSELF IN HERE AND MIGHT APPRECIATE -- AAH!

TO KILL MYSELF IN HERE AND MIGHT APPRECIATE -- AAH! CHARISE?!

APPRECIATE -- AAH! CHARISE?! [ THUNDER CRASHES ]

CHARISE?! [ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ GASPS ]

[ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ GASPS ] [ BOTH SMOOCHING ]

[ GASPS ] [ BOTH SMOOCHING ] >> WAS?

[ BOTH SMOOCHING ] >> WAS? SEXY?

>> WAS? SEXY? UND HORNY?

SEXY? UND HORNY? [ MUTTERING ]

UND HORNY? [ MUTTERING ] [ RUMBLING ]

[ MUTTERING ] [ RUMBLING ] >> Warden: AAAAAAH!

[ RUMBLING ] >> Warden: AAAAAAH! >> Alice: UGH!

>> Warden: AAAAAAH! >> Alice: UGH! WHOA.

>> Alice: UGH! WHOA. >> Warden: OH, NO!

WHOA. >> Warden: OH, NO! THAT RASCALLY ROBOT RUINED MY

>> Warden: OH, NO! THAT RASCALLY ROBOT RUINED MY FAVORITE PLACE IN SUPERJAIL!

THAT RASCALLY ROBOT RUINED MY FAVORITE PLACE IN SUPERJAIL! >> [ SOBBING ]

FAVORITE PLACE IN SUPERJAIL! >> [ SOBBING ] >> Alice: UM...WE GOT BIGGER

>> [ SOBBING ] >> Alice: UM...WE GOT BIGGER PROBLEMS THAN CANDY CANES AND

>> Alice: UM...WE GOT BIGGER PROBLEMS THAN CANDY CANES AND SUGARPLUMS.

PROBLEMS THAN CANDY CANES AND SUGARPLUMS. [ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ]

SUGARPLUMS. [ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ] >> Warden: [ GASPS ]

[ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ] >> Warden: [ GASPS ] HIS HEAD IS BIGGER THAN MINE?

>> Warden: [ GASPS ] HIS HEAD IS BIGGER THAN MINE? THAT'S A DIRECT VIOLATION OF THE

HIS HEAD IS BIGGER THAN MINE? THAT'S A DIRECT VIOLATION OF THE SUPERJAIL CONSTITUTION.

THAT'S A DIRECT VIOLATION OF THE SUPERJAIL CONSTITUTION. WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON HIM.

SUPERJAIL CONSTITUTION. WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON HIM. OHH.

WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON HIM. OHH. [ RUMBLING ]

OHH. [ RUMBLING ] >> Both:: OHH!

[ RUMBLING ] >> Both:: OHH! >> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> Both:: OHH! >> [ CHUCKLES ] FEELING SEXY?

>> [ CHUCKLES ] FEELING SEXY? >> WHAT HAPPENED?

FEELING SEXY? >> WHAT HAPPENED? AAH!

>> WHAT HAPPENED? AAH! >> I'M AFRAID THE ANESTHESIA HAS

AAH! >> I'M AFRAID THE ANESTHESIA HAS MADE YOU OVERLY EMOTIONAL!

>> I'M AFRAID THE ANESTHESIA HAS MADE YOU OVERLY EMOTIONAL! >> AND TO THINK I TRUSTED YOU!

MADE YOU OVERLY EMOTIONAL! >> AND TO THINK I TRUSTED YOU! >> AGAIN.

>> AND TO THINK I TRUSTED YOU! >> AGAIN. >> Jared: OH, NO, CHARISE.

>> AGAIN. >> Jared: OH, NO, CHARISE. I NEED A BREATHER.

>> Jared: OH, NO, CHARISE. I NEED A BREATHER. >> AGAIN!

I NEED A BREATHER. >> AGAIN! >> Jared: [ CHUCKLES ]

>> AGAIN! >> Jared: [ CHUCKLES ] WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DO THAT

>> Jared: [ CHUCKLES ] WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DO THAT THING WITH YOUR FEET?

WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DO THAT THING WITH YOUR FEET? WAIT! DID HE SHOW YOU THAT?

THING WITH YOUR FEET? WAIT! DID HE SHOW YOU THAT? >> [ Crying ] OH, JARED!

WAIT! DID HE SHOW YOU THAT? >> [ Crying ] OH, JARED! I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT

>> [ Crying ] OH, JARED! I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT JERK.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT JERK. >> Jared: CHARISE!

JERK. >> Jared: CHARISE! OHH!

>> Jared: CHARISE! OHH! >> ME?

OHH! >> ME? >> Jared: WAIT! I THOUGHT --

>> ME? >> Jared: WAIT! I THOUGHT -- BUT THAT'S YOU!

>> Jared: WAIT! I THOUGHT -- BUT THAT'S YOU! >> I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING

BUT THAT'S YOU! >> I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS ON THE 78th DATE.

>> I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS ON THE 78th DATE. >> HE'S MINE.

LIKE THIS ON THE 78th DATE. >> HE'S MINE. >> AAAH!

>> HE'S MINE. >> AAAH! [ BLOWS LANDING ]

>> AAAH! [ BLOWS LANDING ] >> Jared: HUH. HMM.

[ BLOWS LANDING ] >> Jared: HUH. HMM. [ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ]

>> Jared: HUH. HMM. [ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ] >> Warden: LISTEN -- WE CAN DO

[ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ] >> Warden: LISTEN -- WE CAN DO THIS NICELY, OR I CAN RESTORE

>> Warden: LISTEN -- WE CAN DO THIS NICELY, OR I CAN RESTORE YOU TO FACTORY SETTINGS.

THIS NICELY, OR I CAN RESTORE YOU TO FACTORY SETTINGS. >> NO, YOU LISTEN.

YOU TO FACTORY SETTINGS. >> NO, YOU LISTEN. I'M IN CONTROL NOW.

>> NO, YOU LISTEN. I'M IN CONTROL NOW. >> Alice: JUST RESET THE SKANK

I'M IN CONTROL NOW. >> Alice: JUST RESET THE SKANK AND LET'S GO.

>> Alice: JUST RESET THE SKANK AND LET'S GO. >> WHO ARE YOU CALLING "SKANK,"

AND LET'S GO. >> WHO ARE YOU CALLING "SKANK," SKANK?

>> WHO ARE YOU CALLING "SKANK," SKANK? >> Alice: THAT'S IT.

SKANK? >> Alice: THAT'S IT. >> Warden: WAIT A SECOND.

>> Alice: THAT'S IT. >> Warden: WAIT A SECOND. WE NEED SOMETHING TO STICK IN

>> Warden: WAIT A SECOND. WE NEED SOMETHING TO STICK IN HER HOLE -- SOMETHING LIKE THIS!

WE NEED SOMETHING TO STICK IN HER HOLE -- SOMETHING LIKE THIS! >> Alice: UGH!

HER HOLE -- SOMETHING LIKE THIS! >> Alice: UGH! >> NAYDO, SQUALL, THUNDER,

>> Alice: UGH! >> NAYDO, SQUALL, THUNDER, LIGHTNING!

>> NAYDO, SQUALL, THUNDER, LIGHTNING! [ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! ]

LIGHTNING! [ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! ] >> AAAH! AAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! ] >> AAAH! AAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAH! UGH!

>> AAAH! AAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAH! UGH! [ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ]

UGH! [ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ] AAAAH!

[ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ] AAAAH! AAAAAH!

AAAAH! AAAAAH! >> PATHETIC.

AAAAAH! >> PATHETIC. >> Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>> PATHETIC. >> Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! >> OF COURSE!

>> Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! >> OF COURSE! [ SQUISHING ]

>> OF COURSE! [ SQUISHING ] [ CREAK! POP! ]

[ SQUISHING ] [ CREAK! POP! ] THE ADDED ELECTRICITY IN PHASE 1

[ CREAK! POP! ] THE ADDED ELECTRICITY IN PHASE 1 ACCELERATED PHASE 3 WITH RAPID

THE ADDED ELECTRICITY IN PHASE 1 ACCELERATED PHASE 3 WITH RAPID MULTIPLICATIONS OF HIGHLY

ACCELERATED PHASE 3 WITH RAPID MULTIPLICATIONS OF HIGHLY ELECTRIFIED GENOME, REPLACING

MULTIPLICATIONS OF HIGHLY ELECTRIFIED GENOME, REPLACING THE NORMAL LOW LIBIDO WITH THAT

ELECTRIFIED GENOME, REPLACING THE NORMAL LOW LIBIDO WITH THAT OF A SLUT!

THE NORMAL LOW LIBIDO WITH THAT OF A SLUT! [ POP! ]

OF A SLUT! [ POP! ] [ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ]

[ ZAPPING INTENSIFIES ] [ WHIP! ] [ THUNDER CRASHES ]

[ WHIP! ] [ THUNDER CRASHES ] GOD, I AM A GENIUS!

[ THUNDER CRASHES ] GOD, I AM A GENIUS! >> I JUST CAME TO GET MY THINGS.

GOD, I AM A GENIUS! >> I JUST CAME TO GET MY THINGS. [ THUNDER CRASHES ]

>> I JUST CAME TO GET MY THINGS. [ THUNDER CRASHES ] >> UH, I'LL WALK YOU OUT.

[ THUNDER CRASHES ] >> UH, I'LL WALK YOU OUT. >> AAAH!

>> UH, I'LL WALK YOU OUT. >> AAAH! [ THUNDER CRASHES ]

>> AAAH! [ THUNDER CRASHES ] WE'RE NOT PRACTICING GOOD

[ THUNDER CRASHES ] WE'RE NOT PRACTICING GOOD WEATHER SAFETY HERE.

WE'RE NOT PRACTICING GOOD WEATHER SAFETY HERE. >> JA, JA, JA.

WEATHER SAFETY HERE. >> JA, JA, JA. [ RUSTLING ]

>> JA, JA, JA. [ RUSTLING ] >> Jared: WE'RE NOT PRACTICING

[ RUSTLING ] >> Jared: WE'RE NOT PRACTICING GOOD WEATHER SAFETY HERE.

>> Jared: WE'RE NOT PRACTICING GOOD WEATHER SAFETY HERE. >> AAAAAAAAAAH!

GOOD WEATHER SAFETY HERE. >> AAAAAAAAAAH! >> Jared: CHARISE?!

>> AAAAAAAAAAH! >> Jared: CHARISE?! >> HELP!

>> Jared: CHARISE?! >> HELP! >> BLIZZ! DUSTER! ACID RAIN!

>> HELP! >> BLIZZ! DUSTER! ACID RAIN! QUAKE!

>> BLIZZ! DUSTER! ACID RAIN! QUAKE! [ WHAM! ]

QUAKE! [ WHAM! ] >> Both: OHHH!

[ WHAM! ] >> Both: OHHH! >> Alice: UGH!

>> Both: OHHH! >> Alice: UGH! >> AAH!

>> Alice: UGH! >> AAH! >> Alice: UGH! UGH! UGH!

>> AAH! >> Alice: UGH! UGH! UGH! UGH.

>> Alice: UGH! UGH! UGH! UGH. HUH?

UGH. HUH? >> AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

HUH? >> AAAAAAAAAAAAH! >> AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>> AAAAAAAAAAAAH! >> AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! >> WHOA!

>> AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! >> WHOA! >> AAAH!

>> WHOA! >> AAAH! >> Alice: [ GRUNTING ]

[ ALL GASP, SCREAM ] >> [ BLOWS ] >> Alice: [ CHUCKLES ]

>> [ BLOWS ] >> Alice: [ CHUCKLES ] >> [ WHIMPERING ]

>> Alice: [ CHUCKLES ] >> [ WHIMPERING ] >> AAAH!

>> [ WHIMPERING ] >> AAAH! [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> AAAH! [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] AAAAH!

[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] AAAAH! >> All: AAH! AAH!

AAAAH! >> All: AAH! AAH! >> Warden: HE-E-E-E-E-LP!

>> All: AAH! AAH! >> Warden: HE-E-E-E-E-LP! >> Alice: UGH!

>> Warden: HE-E-E-E-E-LP! >> Alice: UGH! [ CATS YOWLING ]

>> Alice: UGH! [ CATS YOWLING ] >> [ GROWLS ]

[ CATS YOWLING ] >> [ GROWLS ] [ MID-TEMPO MELLOW MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ THUNDER CRASHES ] >> All: AAAAAAAH! [ BEEPING ]

>> All: AAAAAAAH! [ BEEPING ] >> HUH?

[ GINGERBREAD MEN WHIMPERING ] [ TWINKLE! ] >> All: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[ TWINKLE! ] >> All: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAH!

>> All: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAH! >> [ GASPING AND SCREAMING ]

HUH? [ CHEERING ] AAH! AAAAAAH!

[ CHEERING ] AAH! AAAAAAH! [ TWINKLE! ]

AAH! AAAAAAH! [ TWINKLE! ] >> Both: AAAAH!

[ TWINKLE! ] >> Both: AAAAH! [ ZAP! ZOOM! ZAP! ]

>> Both: AAAAH! [ ZAP! ZOOM! ZAP! ] >> [ GROANS ]

[ ZAP! ZOOM! ZAP! ] >> [ GROANS ] [ TWINKLE! ]

>> [ GROANS ] [ TWINKLE! ] >> Warden: I'M FORECASTING A

[ TWINKLE! ] >> Warden: I'M FORECASTING A CLIMATE CHANGE HERE.

>> Warden: I'M FORECASTING A CLIMATE CHANGE HERE. >> YOU IMBECILES!

CLIMATE CHANGE HERE. >> YOU IMBECILES! ATTACK HIM, NOT EACH OTHER!

>> YOU IMBECILES! ATTACK HIM, NOT EACH OTHER! [ ZAP! ZOOM! ]

ATTACK HIM, NOT EACH OTHER! [ ZAP! ZOOM! ] >> Warden: FOLLOW MY LEAD!

[ ZAP! ZOOM! ] >> Warden: FOLLOW MY LEAD! >> Alice: UGH!

>> Warden: FOLLOW MY LEAD! >> Alice: UGH! >> AAAAAH!

>> Alice: UGH! >> AAAAAH! >> WH-O-O-O-O-OA!

>> AAAAAH! >> WH-O-O-O-O-OA! >> OH-OH-OH-OH!

>> WH-O-O-O-O-OA! >> OH-OH-OH-OH! >> [ ROARS ]

>> OH-OH-OH-OH! >> [ ROARS ] AAAAAAAH!

>> [ ROARS ] AAAAAAAH! [ WHIRRING ]

AAAAAAAH! [ WHIRRING ] >> OHHH!

[ WHIRRING ] >> OHHH! [ POP! ]

>> OHHH! [ POP! ] >> Warden: OOH. UGH.

[ POP! ] >> Warden: OOH. UGH. THERE.

>> Warden: OOH. UGH. THERE. [ ZOOM! ]

THERE. [ ZOOM! ] [ ZAP! ]

[ ZOOM! ] [ ZAP! ] [ WARBLE! TWINKLE! ]

[ ZAP! ] [ WARBLE! TWINKLE! ] [ ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ]

[ WARBLE! TWINKLE! ] [ ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ] [ BOOM! ]

[ ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ] [ BOOM! ] I DID IT!

[ BOOM! ] I DID IT! I WEAR THE PANTS IN THIS

I DID IT! I WEAR THE PANTS IN THIS UNIVERSE!

I WEAR THE PANTS IN THIS UNIVERSE! [ THUNDER CRASHING ]

UNIVERSE! [ THUNDER CRASHING ] [ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ]

[ THUNDER CRASHING ] [ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ] >> AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ] >> AAAAAAAAAAAAH! >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

>> AAAAAAAAAAAAH! >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] >> Jared: CHARISE?! UGH!

>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] >> Jared: CHARISE?! UGH! OHH!

>> Jared: CHARISE?! UGH! OHH! [ GRUNTING ]

OHH! [ GRUNTING ] AAAAAAAAAH!

[ GRUNTING ] AAAAAAAAAH! [ ZAP! BOOM! ]

AAAAAAAAAH! [ ZAP! BOOM! ] [ TWINKLE! ]

[ ZAP! BOOM! ] [ TWINKLE! ] >> JARED!

[ TWINKLE! ] >> JARED! >> Jared: AHH.

>> JARED! >> Jared: AHH. >> YOU'RE MY HERO!

>> Jared: AHH. >> YOU'RE MY HERO! OH, IS THAT A STAPLER IN YOUR

>> YOU'RE MY HERO! OH, IS THAT A STAPLER IN YOUR POCKET?

OH, IS THAT A STAPLER IN YOUR POCKET? >> Jared: MORE LIKE A HOLE

POCKET? >> Jared: MORE LIKE A HOLE PUNCHER.

>> Jared: MORE LIKE A HOLE PUNCHER. [ ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ]

PUNCHER. [ ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ] >> WHICHEVER.

[ ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ] >> WHICHEVER. WE SURE DO HAVE A LOT OF TALKING

>> WHICHEVER. WE SURE DO HAVE A LOT OF TALKING TO CATCH UP ON.

WE SURE DO HAVE A LOT OF TALKING TO CATCH UP ON. >> Jared: RIGHT -- TALKING.

TO CATCH UP ON. >> Jared: RIGHT -- TALKING. HOW COULD I FORGET?

>> Jared: RIGHT -- TALKING. HOW COULD I FORGET? UGH!

HOW COULD I FORGET? UGH! [ BOTH MOANING ]

UGH! [ BOTH MOANING ] >> [ CHUCKLES ]

[ BOTH MOANING AND SMOOCHING ]

MM. [ CHUCKLES ] [ MOANING AND SMOOCHING CONTINUE ]

GOD, I AM A GENIUS!