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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:04,841 Oh, hey. Look, I can't tell you 2 00:00:04,882 --> 00:00:06,426 what happened last week on shameless. 3 00:00:06,467 --> 00:00:07,844 I'm dealing with a bit of a plumbing issue. 4 00:00:07,885 --> 00:00:10,513 Fuck! 5 00:00:10,555 --> 00:00:13,266 Debbie! hey, get up here, all right? 6 00:00:13,307 --> 00:00:14,892 Franny tried to flush a care bear 7 00:00:14,934 --> 00:00:16,769 down the toilet again. 8 00:00:17,895 --> 00:00:19,397 Dementia? 9 00:00:19,439 --> 00:00:22,191 Motherfucker! 10 00:00:22,233 --> 00:00:26,154 How did I get here? Fiona? Lip? 11 00:00:26,195 --> 00:00:27,530 Terry's coming home today. 12 00:00:27,572 --> 00:00:29,032 They sending him home with a nurse 13 00:00:29,073 --> 00:00:30,366 -or something at least? -I don't think so. 14 00:00:30,408 --> 00:00:32,410 Can I help? 15 00:00:32,452 --> 00:00:33,870 My mom's moving to louisville. 16 00:00:33,911 --> 00:00:36,372 She says there's no community here for her anymore. 17 00:00:36,414 --> 00:00:39,375 I just wanna crawl into bed and cry myself to sleep. 18 00:00:39,417 --> 00:00:41,044 Look, we sell the stuff from born free, 19 00:00:41,085 --> 00:00:43,004 -that'll carry us for a while. -Can't use my garage. 20 00:00:43,046 --> 00:00:44,422 Yeah, we couldn't use that anyway. 21 00:00:44,464 --> 00:00:45,923 You know, it's the first place cops would look. 22 00:00:45,965 --> 00:00:47,258 -The cops? -Yeah, they might come 23 00:00:47,300 --> 00:00:48,718 pokin' around. 24 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:50,136 Hey, did you hear born free 25 00:00:50,178 --> 00:00:52,638 -got broken into last-- - Brad and I broke in. 26 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:54,098 I just--i needed to do something. 27 00:00:54,140 --> 00:00:55,641 And if you get caught and go to jail, 28 00:00:55,683 --> 00:00:57,643 what is that gonna fix? 29 00:00:57,685 --> 00:00:59,729 So why didn't you tell me you abandoned a kid? 30 00:00:59,771 --> 00:01:01,314 You ran out on people who needed you 31 00:01:01,355 --> 00:01:03,232 because you wanted to go do your own shit. 32 00:01:03,274 --> 00:01:06,402 You are piling all your abandonment issues on me. 33 00:01:06,444 --> 00:01:07,904 Monica ran out on you, 34 00:01:07,945 --> 00:01:10,198 and now the rest of them wanna run out on you too. 35 00:01:10,239 --> 00:01:11,407 Fuck! 36 00:01:11,449 --> 00:01:12,575 What the fuck are you doing? 37 00:01:12,617 --> 00:01:14,077 -We're selling! -No! 38 00:01:14,118 --> 00:01:15,703 Hey-- 39 00:01:15,745 --> 00:01:16,996 does Philip Gallagher live here? 40 00:01:17,038 --> 00:01:18,247 He's inside. Just be careful. 41 00:01:18,289 --> 00:01:20,750 He's got a sledgehammer. 42 00:01:28,841 --> 00:01:30,885 Rock music 43 00:01:35,807 --> 00:01:39,102 think of all the luck you got 44 00:01:39,143 --> 00:01:42,146 know that it's not for naught 45 00:01:42,188 --> 00:01:45,608 you were beaming once before 46 00:01:45,650 --> 00:01:49,946 but it's not like that anymore 47 00:01:49,987 --> 00:01:53,116 what is this downside 48 00:01:53,157 --> 00:01:56,786 that you speak of? 49 00:01:56,828 --> 00:01:58,746 What is this feeling 50 00:01:58,788 --> 00:02:01,541 you're so sure of? 51 00:02:10,007 --> 00:02:13,761 Round up the friends you got 52 00:02:13,803 --> 00:02:16,597 know that they're not for naught 53 00:02:16,639 --> 00:02:20,101 you were willing once before 54 00:02:20,143 --> 00:02:24,272 but it's not like that anymore 55 00:02:24,313 --> 00:02:27,441 what is this downside 56 00:02:27,483 --> 00:02:30,987 that you speak of? 57 00:02:31,028 --> 00:02:33,447 What is this feeling 58 00:02:33,489 --> 00:02:36,659 you're so sure of? 59 00:02:45,877 --> 00:02:47,503 Psst! 60 00:02:47,545 --> 00:02:49,672 Psst! 61 00:02:49,714 --> 00:02:51,174 Hey! 62 00:02:51,215 --> 00:02:53,050 Psst! Psst! 63 00:02:53,092 --> 00:02:55,636 You wanna watch me jerk off? 64 00:02:55,678 --> 00:02:57,138 Thanks, but fuck no. 65 00:02:59,807 --> 00:03:01,976 Hey, you got any updates on what's goin' on? 66 00:03:02,018 --> 00:03:03,644 When the detectives are ready for you, 67 00:03:03,686 --> 00:03:05,188 -they'll let ya know. -All right, could I get 68 00:03:05,229 --> 00:03:06,647 -a sandwich or somethin'? -Legally don't gotta provide 69 00:03:06,689 --> 00:03:08,191 any food, 'cause legally you're not under arrest. 70 00:03:08,232 --> 00:03:10,151 All right, so legally, I can just go. 71 00:03:10,193 --> 00:03:12,278 Sure, but you try to leave, they probably will arrest you 72 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:14,822 and bring you right back in. 73 00:03:17,408 --> 00:03:20,578 Psst! 74 00:03:21,162 --> 00:03:23,831 -Is lip okay? -Ah, he'll be all right. 75 00:03:23,873 --> 00:03:25,833 It's not his first time getting questioned. 76 00:03:25,875 --> 00:03:27,335 He can handle an interrogation. 77 00:03:27,376 --> 00:03:29,378 You can't just use your cop "get outta jail free" card? 78 00:03:29,420 --> 00:03:30,880 When I get in, I'm gonna try to 79 00:03:30,922 --> 00:03:32,048 grease the wheels of justice. 80 00:03:32,089 --> 00:03:34,383 Do we have any triple-a batteries? 81 00:03:34,425 --> 00:03:36,010 That's a big hole. 82 00:03:36,052 --> 00:03:38,429 Coulda just said he wanted to renovate. 83 00:03:38,471 --> 00:03:40,056 Your brother's a fuckin' drama queen, man. 84 00:03:40,097 --> 00:03:41,766 Hey, scarf that shit down. I wanna go check on Terry. 85 00:03:41,807 --> 00:03:43,768 We have a lotta pick-ups today. I don't know if we have time. 86 00:03:43,809 --> 00:03:46,354 We would if you stopped yappin' and started eatin'. 87 00:03:46,395 --> 00:03:47,855 You guys remember I have a thing after school, right? 88 00:03:47,897 --> 00:03:48,856 Yeah, of course. 89 00:03:48,898 --> 00:03:50,233 Wouldn't miss it, buddy. 90 00:03:50,274 --> 00:03:53,194 What thing? Don't ya want your dad there, 91 00:03:53,236 --> 00:03:55,404 -cheerin' you on? -Mm...Not really. 92 00:03:55,446 --> 00:03:57,240 Well, what is it, anyway? 93 00:03:57,281 --> 00:03:59,075 A contest to pick a new name for my school. 94 00:03:59,116 --> 00:04:00,952 The winner gets a free iPad. 95 00:04:00,993 --> 00:04:02,662 Why does your school need a new name? 96 00:04:02,703 --> 00:04:05,248 'Cause it's named after Dennis hastert. 97 00:04:05,289 --> 00:04:07,124 Fuck is Dennis hastert? 98 00:04:07,166 --> 00:04:10,336 Former speaker of the house of representative. 99 00:04:10,378 --> 00:04:12,380 -Native chicagoan. -And a child molester. 100 00:04:12,421 --> 00:04:14,507 He's canceled. 101 00:04:14,548 --> 00:04:17,385 Canceled? you can't cancel history. 102 00:04:17,426 --> 00:04:19,428 It's already happened. 103 00:04:19,470 --> 00:04:21,764 Political correctness is gonna kill this country. 104 00:04:21,806 --> 00:04:23,432 He diddled kids. 105 00:04:23,474 --> 00:04:25,226 Uh, beside the point. 106 00:04:25,268 --> 00:04:28,187 We can't be applying today's sexual standards 107 00:04:28,229 --> 00:04:30,773 to...molesters of yesteryear. 108 00:04:30,815 --> 00:04:32,275 Molesting used to be okay? 109 00:04:32,316 --> 00:04:34,443 Dennis hastert brought a lotta federal dollars 110 00:04:34,485 --> 00:04:35,945 to Illinois. 111 00:04:35,987 --> 00:04:37,613 I don't think I can just stand by 112 00:04:37,655 --> 00:04:40,283 while the PC police erase his legacy. 113 00:04:40,324 --> 00:04:43,077 This is the hill you wanna die on, frank? 114 00:04:43,119 --> 00:04:45,162 -Defending a pedo? -Defending tradition, 115 00:04:45,204 --> 00:04:47,623 defending our shared history? Yeah. 116 00:04:47,665 --> 00:04:49,667 I'll die on this hill. 117 00:04:49,709 --> 00:04:52,169 This is a hill we all should die on together. 118 00:04:52,211 --> 00:04:54,130 Come on. Hey, let's go. 119 00:04:54,171 --> 00:04:56,132 I wanna make sure they're takin' care of fuckin' Terry 120 00:04:56,173 --> 00:04:58,009 over there. 121 00:04:58,050 --> 00:05:00,011 That one has an Uber coming for him in ten, 122 00:05:00,052 --> 00:05:02,221 and that one isn't my problem. 123 00:05:02,263 --> 00:05:04,181 -Where's Debbie? -Since when am I in charge 124 00:05:04,223 --> 00:05:05,975 of keeping track of Debbie? 125 00:05:06,017 --> 00:05:07,226 Aren't you in, like, a committed 126 00:05:07,268 --> 00:05:08,561 lesbian scissoring thing? 127 00:05:08,602 --> 00:05:10,271 You mean a relationship? 128 00:05:10,313 --> 00:05:12,565 I don't know. We never defined it. 129 00:05:12,606 --> 00:05:15,151 But, uh, since she didn't come home last night, I guess not. 130 00:05:15,192 --> 00:05:17,153 What are supposed to do with franny? 131 00:05:17,194 --> 00:05:19,280 -We gotta get to work. -She's not my fucking problem. 132 00:05:19,322 --> 00:05:22,408 None of this shit is, your sister included. 133 00:05:22,450 --> 00:05:24,577 Okay, come on, franny. 134 00:05:24,618 --> 00:05:26,829 I will drop you off at school on my way to work. 135 00:05:26,871 --> 00:05:28,914 Okay, hey, uh, let me know 136 00:05:28,956 --> 00:05:30,624 when you find out about lip, all right? 137 00:05:30,666 --> 00:05:32,335 Yeah. 138 00:05:32,376 --> 00:05:34,837 Uh, what's that guy doing? 139 00:05:34,879 --> 00:05:38,424 Upbeat music 140 00:05:38,466 --> 00:05:41,135 this goddamn thing doesn't work! 141 00:05:43,721 --> 00:05:45,389 Shit! 142 00:05:47,308 --> 00:05:49,810 -Mm-- -all right, my love, 143 00:05:49,852 --> 00:05:51,645 I let ya sleep in. I even turned a blind eye 144 00:05:51,687 --> 00:05:53,314 when you moved from the bed to the couch 145 00:05:53,356 --> 00:05:54,815 and slept some more. 146 00:05:54,857 --> 00:05:56,901 But now it's time to carpet denim. 147 00:05:56,942 --> 00:05:59,320 -What? -carpet denim. 148 00:05:59,362 --> 00:06:00,529 It's Latin for wake up! 149 00:06:00,571 --> 00:06:03,532 Oh, I just wanna sleep. Please. 150 00:06:05,284 --> 00:06:06,535 You wanna talk about it? 151 00:06:06,577 --> 00:06:08,913 My mama's moving. She's abandoning us. 152 00:06:08,954 --> 00:06:11,499 -What's there to talk about? -Oh, we can go visit 153 00:06:11,540 --> 00:06:13,042 for holidays and stuff. 154 00:06:13,084 --> 00:06:15,211 Who doesn't wanna spend Christmas in Kentucky? 155 00:06:17,046 --> 00:06:18,422 V, if you don't get up, 156 00:06:18,464 --> 00:06:20,216 we're gonna be late opening the alibi. 157 00:06:20,257 --> 00:06:22,009 -Who cares? -What about the girls? 158 00:06:22,051 --> 00:06:23,552 We gotta get them ready-- you don't want me 159 00:06:23,594 --> 00:06:25,638 -doing their hair, do you? -Who cares? 160 00:06:25,679 --> 00:06:27,640 V, you're the one who always says 161 00:06:27,681 --> 00:06:29,517 that a white woman can take her daughter to school 162 00:06:29,558 --> 00:06:31,811 lookin' any old way, but if a black woman does it, 163 00:06:31,852 --> 00:06:33,562 people start to question whether she's a fit mother-- 164 00:06:33,604 --> 00:06:34,814 go away! 165 00:06:34,855 --> 00:06:37,149 Is there anything I can do to get you up? 166 00:06:37,191 --> 00:06:38,901 -Okay, fine. -Oh. 167 00:06:38,943 --> 00:06:40,903 -I'm up. -Okay, great! 168 00:06:40,945 --> 00:06:43,155 I'm goin' back upstairs and gettin' into bed. 169 00:06:43,197 --> 00:06:45,324 You keep botherin' me, i'ma stab your ass. 170 00:06:45,366 --> 00:06:46,992 Watch. 171 00:06:50,955 --> 00:06:52,331 How'd you sleep? 172 00:06:52,373 --> 00:06:54,500 Not great. 173 00:06:54,542 --> 00:06:57,044 Seriously, who the fuck do they think they are? 174 00:06:57,086 --> 00:06:58,879 I'm sorry, I don't know who we're talking about. 175 00:06:58,921 --> 00:07:01,424 My family. Sandy, her... 176 00:07:01,465 --> 00:07:03,884 Fucking husband, and her secret child. 177 00:07:05,302 --> 00:07:06,804 Thanks for letting me crash, by the way. 178 00:07:06,846 --> 00:07:08,806 Feel bad I put you outta your bed. 179 00:07:08,848 --> 00:07:12,393 -Couch is pretty comfortable. -I mean, we could have shared. 180 00:07:13,060 --> 00:07:15,396 Under normal circumstances, I would have loved that. 181 00:07:15,438 --> 00:07:17,189 But I can tell you're pretty emotional, 182 00:07:17,231 --> 00:07:19,733 and I didn't wanna take advantage. 183 00:07:29,994 --> 00:07:31,579 You got plans today? 184 00:07:31,620 --> 00:07:32,872 Work. 185 00:07:32,913 --> 00:07:35,291 -Too bad. -But... 186 00:07:35,332 --> 00:07:37,793 I'm the boss. You wanna come? 187 00:07:41,422 --> 00:07:44,133 See, I was at home with my lady and my kid. 188 00:07:44,175 --> 00:07:46,135 All right? She'll vouch for me. 189 00:07:46,177 --> 00:07:47,803 The kid, he can't talk yet, but if he could, 190 00:07:47,845 --> 00:07:49,972 he'd say daddy was home all night. 191 00:07:50,014 --> 00:07:51,765 We have your juvenile arrest records, 192 00:07:51,807 --> 00:07:53,476 okay? 193 00:07:53,517 --> 00:07:55,811 So you can drop the choir boy act. 194 00:07:55,853 --> 00:07:57,855 No, you see, tha-that's the old me, all right? 195 00:07:57,897 --> 00:08:00,816 I'm reformed now. I'm sober, even. 196 00:08:00,858 --> 00:08:03,068 You know, I'm not sayin' I'm a Saint but, uh, 197 00:08:03,110 --> 00:08:04,904 I'm a family man, makin' an honest living. 198 00:08:04,945 --> 00:08:06,322 Okay, asshole, 199 00:08:06,363 --> 00:08:08,240 we know that you were involved with the robbery, 200 00:08:08,282 --> 00:08:10,618 so you can either cooperate, or we can make you cooperate. 201 00:08:10,659 --> 00:08:12,536 All right, first of all, if you knew I was involved 202 00:08:12,578 --> 00:08:14,163 in the robbery, I'd be in cuffs right now, 203 00:08:14,205 --> 00:08:16,040 and second of all, I am cooperating. 204 00:08:16,081 --> 00:08:18,292 What am I doing if I'm not cooperating? 205 00:08:18,334 --> 00:08:20,669 Look, make it easy on yourself. 206 00:08:20,711 --> 00:08:23,255 Tell us where the bikes are, who helped you, 207 00:08:23,297 --> 00:08:27,092 and maybe we can recommend you avoid doin' real time. 208 00:08:27,134 --> 00:08:29,887 Punchy music 209 00:08:33,682 --> 00:08:35,726 hey, can I go? 210 00:08:53,494 --> 00:08:56,622 Oh, motherfucker, when's the last time that got changed? 211 00:08:56,664 --> 00:08:58,123 Fuck do I know? I can't see it. 212 00:08:58,165 --> 00:09:00,042 -You can smell it, though. -We don't have time for this. 213 00:09:00,084 --> 00:09:01,669 We're behind schedule, and we have to wrap up early 214 00:09:01,710 --> 00:09:03,963 for Liam's thing. Mickey-- 215 00:09:05,047 --> 00:09:07,591 what the fuck are you-- hey, get-- 216 00:09:09,051 --> 00:09:11,303 come on, man. 217 00:09:11,345 --> 00:09:13,055 Aah. what the hell, Mick? 218 00:09:13,097 --> 00:09:15,266 Terry duty, asshole. Get up! 219 00:09:15,307 --> 00:09:17,768 Naw, no way, man. I took care of him on Tuesday. 220 00:09:17,810 --> 00:09:19,562 -It's not my turn-- -empty his shit bag, 221 00:09:19,603 --> 00:09:22,523 or I empty your skull-- your choice. 222 00:09:26,193 --> 00:09:27,987 Uh, hey, could you look up something 223 00:09:28,028 --> 00:09:29,697 related to a recent arrest for me? 224 00:09:29,738 --> 00:09:31,282 Sure. what's the name of the perp? 225 00:09:31,323 --> 00:09:33,242 Um ...Ilip Gallagher. 226 00:09:35,244 --> 00:09:36,996 Rookie, are you really asking me 227 00:09:37,037 --> 00:09:39,206 to break every protocol in the book so you can 228 00:09:39,248 --> 00:09:41,250 potentially interfere with an ongoing investigation 229 00:09:41,292 --> 00:09:44,086 involving one of your family members? 230 00:09:45,087 --> 00:09:46,255 Uh... 231 00:09:46,297 --> 00:09:47,506 I'm fuckin' with you. 232 00:09:47,548 --> 00:09:49,758 I misuse this system all the time. 233 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:51,093 One of the perks of the job. 234 00:09:51,135 --> 00:09:54,054 G-a-l-l-a 235 00:09:54,096 --> 00:09:57,016 g-h-e-r. 236 00:09:58,434 --> 00:10:00,185 Hmm. no arrest yet, 237 00:10:00,227 --> 00:10:02,605 but they are seeking a warrant for his house. 238 00:10:02,646 --> 00:10:04,273 Just waitin' on a judge's signature. 239 00:10:04,315 --> 00:10:05,858 Shit. 240 00:10:07,109 --> 00:10:08,736 -Gallagher. -ah, ma'am. 241 00:10:08,777 --> 00:10:10,696 Do you know who my new training officer's gonna be? 242 00:10:10,738 --> 00:10:12,364 Training officer? 243 00:10:12,406 --> 00:10:14,116 That's not gonna happen. 244 00:10:14,158 --> 00:10:16,452 No one wants to work with you on account of the Carl curse. 245 00:10:16,493 --> 00:10:17,453 Ma'am? 246 00:10:17,494 --> 00:10:19,663 The Carl curse. 247 00:10:19,705 --> 00:10:21,957 Everyone who trained you ends up injured. 248 00:10:21,999 --> 00:10:24,460 You ever heard of a lucky rabbit's foot? 249 00:10:24,501 --> 00:10:25,586 Yeah. 250 00:10:25,628 --> 00:10:26,920 You're the opposite of that. 251 00:10:26,962 --> 00:10:29,131 Now, not all bad news. 252 00:10:29,173 --> 00:10:31,800 -I got you a new assignment. -What is it? 253 00:10:31,842 --> 00:10:33,802 They just walked in. 254 00:10:33,844 --> 00:10:35,971 - Exciting music -take off that uni 255 00:10:36,013 --> 00:10:37,640 and meet us outside. 256 00:10:37,681 --> 00:10:39,350 You're with vice now. 257 00:10:39,391 --> 00:10:40,684 Hell, yeah! 258 00:10:40,726 --> 00:10:43,187 God, how cool are they? 259 00:10:44,688 --> 00:10:46,940 Damn it. 260 00:10:49,318 --> 00:10:51,320 -Oh, shit. -Bad word! 261 00:10:51,362 --> 00:10:54,990 I'm sorry, girls--i just got an email from the man. 262 00:10:55,032 --> 00:10:56,867 What do you think-- taxes, jury duty? 263 00:10:56,909 --> 00:10:58,410 Unpaid parking tickets? 264 00:10:58,452 --> 00:11:00,829 -Maybe it's a pizza party. -Life lesson. 265 00:11:00,871 --> 00:11:02,831 Emails from the government are never awesome. 266 00:11:02,873 --> 00:11:04,667 They always suck. 267 00:11:04,708 --> 00:11:06,835 Here goes. 268 00:11:06,877 --> 00:11:09,672 Is it a pizza party? 269 00:11:09,713 --> 00:11:11,173 Even better. 270 00:11:11,215 --> 00:11:12,966 A surprise for mommy. 271 00:11:13,008 --> 00:11:14,510 Come on. 272 00:11:14,551 --> 00:11:17,429 Mellow funk music 273 00:11:24,853 --> 00:11:27,356 Shit. 274 00:11:27,398 --> 00:11:29,358 Shit! 275 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:30,609 Fuck. 276 00:11:32,945 --> 00:11:34,196 Tami, hey, it's lip. 277 00:11:34,238 --> 00:11:35,364 We got a big fuckin' problem, all right? 278 00:11:35,406 --> 00:11:36,532 Carl just told me that, um... 279 00:11:36,573 --> 00:11:38,158 Can you believe it? 280 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,494 Uh...you know what? Never mind. 281 00:11:40,536 --> 00:11:42,037 I'll just, uh... I'll see ya at home. 282 00:11:42,079 --> 00:11:44,873 All right? Bye. 283 00:11:46,542 --> 00:11:47,876 We're just goin' to my bar. 284 00:11:47,918 --> 00:11:50,003 You can wear what you already have on. 285 00:11:50,045 --> 00:11:52,005 I wore this yesterday. 286 00:11:53,757 --> 00:11:55,342 If you don't like anything I have... 287 00:11:55,384 --> 00:11:58,053 No! It's not that, I just-- I don't know. 288 00:11:58,095 --> 00:11:59,555 I wanna dress up a little. 289 00:11:59,596 --> 00:12:01,056 Always makes me feel better, 290 00:12:01,098 --> 00:12:02,850 which could definitely help right now, 291 00:12:02,891 --> 00:12:04,518 considering my mood borders on... 292 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:05,853 Homicidal rage. 293 00:12:05,894 --> 00:12:07,062 You wanna talk about it? 294 00:12:07,104 --> 00:12:08,147 What's to talk about? 295 00:12:08,188 --> 00:12:09,648 My life might be a dumpster fire, 296 00:12:09,690 --> 00:12:12,484 but it doesn't mean I can't look good. 297 00:12:12,526 --> 00:12:15,070 Hey, what's this? 298 00:12:16,071 --> 00:12:17,906 It's my ex, Haley's, old stuff. 299 00:12:18,532 --> 00:12:19,491 Cute 300 00:12:19,533 --> 00:12:21,368 can I borrow some of it? 301 00:12:21,410 --> 00:12:23,203 Sure. 302 00:12:23,245 --> 00:12:24,747 Sweet. 303 00:12:24,788 --> 00:12:26,999 Rock music 304 00:12:30,836 --> 00:12:33,297 funky music 305 00:12:33,338 --> 00:12:35,466 these are yours? 306 00:12:35,507 --> 00:12:37,926 Sure does look like it. Get in. 307 00:12:37,968 --> 00:12:39,595 Can I drive? 308 00:12:39,636 --> 00:12:41,138 No. 309 00:12:41,180 --> 00:12:42,639 Hey, can you at least tell me what we're doin'? 310 00:12:42,681 --> 00:12:45,601 Dah dah dah 311 00:12:45,642 --> 00:12:48,270 dah dah dah 312 00:12:48,312 --> 00:12:51,565 dah dah dah 313 00:12:51,607 --> 00:12:55,152 dah dah-dah 314 00:13:00,783 --> 00:13:03,619 -Hey, you're up. -Headed to my mom's. 315 00:13:03,660 --> 00:13:05,704 -Why? -I'm gonna help her pack. 316 00:13:05,746 --> 00:13:07,581 Oh. You feelin' better about her movin'? 317 00:13:07,623 --> 00:13:10,292 Uh, no. I'm gonna go steal the keys to her u-haul. 318 00:13:10,334 --> 00:13:11,627 Really? 319 00:13:11,668 --> 00:13:13,253 I should. 320 00:13:13,295 --> 00:13:16,924 But I decided to be a supportive daughter instead. 321 00:13:16,965 --> 00:13:20,135 Gonna approach her leaving with a positive attitude. 322 00:13:20,177 --> 00:13:21,470 Oh, positive. 323 00:13:21,512 --> 00:13:23,263 Yes, asshole. 324 00:13:23,305 --> 00:13:25,474 Positive, mature. A ray of fucking sunshine. 325 00:13:25,516 --> 00:13:26,725 Why shouldn't I be? 326 00:13:26,767 --> 00:13:28,143 My mom's moving halfway across the world. 327 00:13:28,185 --> 00:13:30,229 -Kentucky's not that far. -Bye, kev. 328 00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:32,564 Well, I was hoping we could spend the afternoon together. 329 00:13:32,606 --> 00:13:34,441 I have the rest of my miserable life to spend with you. 330 00:13:34,483 --> 00:13:36,735 -My mom leaves in two days. -What time ya comin' back? 331 00:13:36,777 --> 00:13:38,946 When I feel like it! 332 00:13:38,987 --> 00:13:41,782 Askin' so many damn questions. 333 00:13:42,866 --> 00:13:45,202 But why now? 334 00:13:45,244 --> 00:13:47,996 He touched those boys decades ago. 335 00:13:48,038 --> 00:13:52,167 Doesn't cancel culture have a statute of limitations? 336 00:13:52,209 --> 00:13:55,629 Mr. Gallagher, Dennis hastert no longer reflects our values. 337 00:13:55,671 --> 00:13:57,047 The hell he doesn't! 338 00:13:57,089 --> 00:13:58,674 He was speaker of the house, 339 00:13:58,715 --> 00:14:00,509 third in line for the presidency. 340 00:14:00,551 --> 00:14:02,970 He was a wrestling coach! 341 00:14:03,011 --> 00:14:06,348 How else are wrestling coaches supposed to demonstrate holds 342 00:14:06,390 --> 00:14:09,726 if they don't... Grope some boys? 343 00:14:09,768 --> 00:14:12,813 -Context matters. -Please keep your voice down. 344 00:14:12,855 --> 00:14:15,524 -Can I go to class? -Yes. 345 00:14:15,566 --> 00:14:18,443 And... w-why are you 346 00:14:18,485 --> 00:14:20,946 leaving it to the kids? Kids are stupid. 347 00:14:20,988 --> 00:14:22,614 The school board wanted the children 348 00:14:22,656 --> 00:14:24,867 to feel ownership and pride in the new name. 349 00:14:24,908 --> 00:14:27,369 That's why the contest has been limited to current students 350 00:14:27,411 --> 00:14:30,205 and alumni. 351 00:14:30,247 --> 00:14:31,540 Alumni? 352 00:14:31,582 --> 00:14:33,458 I'm an alumnus! 353 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,335 -You are? -Hell, yes! 354 00:14:35,377 --> 00:14:37,754 Back when it was still j. Edgar hoover. 355 00:14:39,089 --> 00:14:40,883 Go, feds. 356 00:14:40,924 --> 00:14:42,885 No, fuck you! F-- 357 00:14:42,926 --> 00:14:45,721 tough talk on the other end of a phone, bitch. 358 00:14:45,762 --> 00:14:47,723 No, no, no, no--Michigan, fuckin' China. 359 00:14:47,764 --> 00:14:48,765 It doesn't matter where you hide out. 360 00:14:48,807 --> 00:14:50,392 I am gonna hunt you down. 361 00:14:50,434 --> 00:14:52,603 I'm gonna empty Terry's shit bag in your fuckin' mouth, 362 00:14:52,644 --> 00:14:54,062 you piece of shit! 363 00:14:54,104 --> 00:14:55,606 Cousin Joey? 364 00:14:55,647 --> 00:14:57,566 Dickhead just decided to run off. 365 00:14:57,608 --> 00:14:59,776 Hidin' out with one of his scumbag friends in Michigan, 366 00:14:59,818 --> 00:15:01,320 all so he can avoid taking care of Terry. 367 00:15:01,361 --> 00:15:02,738 Fuckin' believe that? 368 00:15:02,779 --> 00:15:04,489 I mean, it is Terry. 369 00:15:04,531 --> 00:15:06,742 Obviously, we can't rely on family for this. 370 00:15:06,783 --> 00:15:08,577 We're gonna have to hire someone to do it. 371 00:15:08,619 --> 00:15:10,621 Like with money? 372 00:15:10,662 --> 00:15:13,040 Yeah, get one of those house nurses or whatever. 373 00:15:13,081 --> 00:15:15,167 You wanna hire a nurse? 374 00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:16,793 I thought we were saving up for our own place. 375 00:15:16,835 --> 00:15:18,503 Well, shit shifted. 376 00:15:18,545 --> 00:15:21,048 Shit shifted to Terry. 377 00:15:21,089 --> 00:15:24,551 I have to worry about you? The whole loyalty department? 378 00:15:24,593 --> 00:15:26,094 What? 379 00:15:26,136 --> 00:15:27,888 Yeah, when I'm too old to wipe my own ass, 380 00:15:27,930 --> 00:15:29,765 you're gonna be over there counting fuckin' pennies, 381 00:15:29,806 --> 00:15:31,391 decidin' whether or not you can take care of me? 382 00:15:31,433 --> 00:15:33,352 -That's different. -Family's family. 383 00:15:36,104 --> 00:15:37,940 Fine. we'll find a fucking nurse. 384 00:15:37,981 --> 00:15:40,525 Wipe your ass. 385 00:15:42,986 --> 00:15:44,947 Ah. I'll go for another. 386 00:15:46,823 --> 00:15:49,117 Hey, it's five o'clock somewhere. 387 00:15:49,159 --> 00:15:50,911 Ha. 388 00:15:50,953 --> 00:15:53,246 Anyone at home wondering where you might be all day? 389 00:15:53,288 --> 00:15:55,499 Trust me, they don't give a shit. 390 00:15:56,708 --> 00:15:58,543 Hey, guys. 391 00:15:58,585 --> 00:16:01,088 Uh, sit anywhere you like. I'll be right with you. 392 00:16:02,923 --> 00:16:04,675 You boys celebrating something? 393 00:16:04,716 --> 00:16:06,718 Uh...we're taking an extended 394 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:08,553 and hopefully very boozy lunch break 395 00:16:08,595 --> 00:16:11,014 so we can commemorate the day this ugly bastard was born. 396 00:16:12,474 --> 00:16:14,434 That's so nice. 397 00:16:14,476 --> 00:16:15,894 How 'bout some shots on the house? 398 00:16:15,936 --> 00:16:18,772 On the house? No. 399 00:16:18,814 --> 00:16:22,025 I can do happy hour price in honor of the birthday boy. 400 00:16:22,067 --> 00:16:23,610 Will you two do a shot with us? 401 00:16:23,652 --> 00:16:25,404 I'm on the clock. 402 00:16:25,445 --> 00:16:26,822 Red? 403 00:16:26,863 --> 00:16:29,324 Pour 'em up. 404 00:16:34,788 --> 00:16:36,415 Tam! 405 00:16:36,456 --> 00:16:38,500 Yo, we gotta clear out the boxes! 406 00:16:42,671 --> 00:16:44,297 Police. open up! 407 00:16:51,638 --> 00:16:53,765 All right, all right, all right! 408 00:16:53,807 --> 00:16:55,017 Philip Gallagher, we have a warrant 409 00:16:55,058 --> 00:16:56,685 to search the premises. 410 00:16:56,727 --> 00:16:58,812 Yeah, well, come on in. 411 00:17:02,190 --> 00:17:05,110 You know, if I was a lifetime criminal 412 00:17:05,152 --> 00:17:07,529 motorcycle mechanic who just stole 413 00:17:07,571 --> 00:17:09,072 a shitload of motorcycles, 414 00:17:09,114 --> 00:17:11,658 I might just be dumb enough 415 00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:13,827 to keep them in the most obvious place. 416 00:17:13,869 --> 00:17:16,163 Where's your garage? 417 00:17:39,686 --> 00:17:41,688 Well, shit, 418 00:17:41,730 --> 00:17:44,024 look, sorry, no stolen bikes, 419 00:17:44,066 --> 00:17:45,567 but, uh, you're welcome to take 420 00:17:45,609 --> 00:17:47,861 one of those Christmas tree stands. 421 00:17:47,903 --> 00:17:50,197 I don't know how we ended up with two. 422 00:17:50,238 --> 00:17:52,991 Light guitar music 423 00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:59,664 -keep these, right? -Oh, no. Give away pile. 424 00:17:59,706 --> 00:18:01,583 What? I love these. 425 00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:03,293 It's not Christmas without these plates. 426 00:18:03,335 --> 00:18:05,629 Girl, they have been in that box since 2007, 427 00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:07,255 which, coincidentally, is the last time 428 00:18:07,297 --> 00:18:09,174 that we had dinner at my house. 429 00:18:09,216 --> 00:18:11,593 What am I gonna do with a Santa table setting for 12 430 00:18:11,635 --> 00:18:13,845 -in louisville, huh? -You are literally 431 00:18:13,887 --> 00:18:15,722 throwin' away everything. What's the point? 432 00:18:15,764 --> 00:18:17,974 We should just back a garbage truck in here 433 00:18:18,016 --> 00:18:19,226 and shovel everything in it. 434 00:18:19,267 --> 00:18:21,645 -Yeah, that's not a bad idea. -Ma... 435 00:18:21,686 --> 00:18:25,649 This is my entire childhood, all of our memories. 436 00:18:25,690 --> 00:18:27,317 Throw away the damn plates, v! 437 00:18:30,112 --> 00:18:32,447 Thought helping you, hangin' out might be fun, 438 00:18:32,489 --> 00:18:34,074 but this shit is awful. 439 00:18:34,116 --> 00:18:35,867 -I thought we would talk! -Excuse me. 440 00:18:35,909 --> 00:18:38,203 Had you asked instead of just inviting yourself over, 441 00:18:38,245 --> 00:18:41,957 I would've told you that i'm too busy to hang out and talk. 442 00:18:41,998 --> 00:18:44,960 Oh, shit ...Gotta get over to my storage unit. 443 00:18:45,001 --> 00:18:47,254 -I'll go with. -Uh, no, thanks. 444 00:18:47,295 --> 00:18:49,131 -Why not? -Because I've had enough 445 00:18:49,172 --> 00:18:50,882 of your company today. 446 00:18:50,924 --> 00:18:52,300 Look, I'm excited about louisville, 447 00:18:52,342 --> 00:18:53,885 and you killin' my vibe. 448 00:18:53,927 --> 00:18:55,971 I'm not dyin'. I'm just movin'. 449 00:18:56,012 --> 00:18:58,598 So what? Get over it. 450 00:19:11,570 --> 00:19:14,322 If it isn't my favorite vice detectives. 451 00:19:14,364 --> 00:19:16,366 Man, you know I had to bring you some dogs 452 00:19:16,408 --> 00:19:18,368 from downtown for later-- extra relish, 453 00:19:18,410 --> 00:19:20,495 -extra celery sauce. -Aw...Muah! 454 00:19:20,537 --> 00:19:22,080 You gentlemen are heroes. 455 00:19:22,122 --> 00:19:24,541 I can never make it all the way downtown to get these. 456 00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:26,501 How're these fine machines treatin' ya? 457 00:19:26,543 --> 00:19:28,378 Uh, she rides just a little rough, 458 00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:30,380 but tell me what the story is on that viper over there. 459 00:19:30,422 --> 00:19:31,923 I need a few days before I can 460 00:19:31,965 --> 00:19:33,717 -let ya take that one. -What's wrong with it? 461 00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:35,051 Belonged to a parks commissioner 462 00:19:35,093 --> 00:19:36,344 accused of embezzling city funds. 463 00:19:36,386 --> 00:19:38,513 Blew his brains out in the front seat. 464 00:19:38,555 --> 00:19:40,765 Still a mess on the dashboard. 465 00:19:42,350 --> 00:19:43,852 Yo, wait. 466 00:19:43,894 --> 00:19:46,021 So you guys just come here and take whatever you want? 467 00:19:46,062 --> 00:19:47,522 As long as it helps aid 468 00:19:47,564 --> 00:19:49,024 an ongoin' investigation. 469 00:19:49,065 --> 00:19:52,027 Or if we think it looks cool. Ya got anything new? 470 00:19:52,068 --> 00:19:53,695 Glad you asked. I been able to 471 00:19:53,737 --> 00:19:56,948 squirrel away a few things for you gents. 472 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:01,661 Act now, before it's logged as evidence. 473 00:20:01,703 --> 00:20:04,331 Take what you want 474 00:20:04,372 --> 00:20:08,710 you gotta take what you want 475 00:20:08,752 --> 00:20:11,713 give it all you got 476 00:20:11,755 --> 00:20:13,632 hey, barkeep! Another. 477 00:20:13,673 --> 00:20:15,300 Take what you want... 478 00:20:15,342 --> 00:20:16,801 Let's make these your last. 479 00:20:16,843 --> 00:20:18,678 What? The day's young! 480 00:20:28,563 --> 00:20:30,690 I have some coke, 481 00:20:30,732 --> 00:20:33,026 if you're interested. 482 00:20:36,655 --> 00:20:38,865 All clear. 483 00:20:39,824 --> 00:20:41,743 -Hey. Hey, buddy. -Hey. 484 00:20:41,785 --> 00:20:43,286 Uh, what's goin' on? 485 00:20:43,328 --> 00:20:45,247 They think I robbed born free. 486 00:20:45,288 --> 00:20:47,249 What? Ha. Wait--you? 487 00:20:47,290 --> 00:20:48,583 No. 488 00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:50,710 Yeah. checked the whole house. 489 00:20:50,752 --> 00:20:53,171 But came up empty-handed, 'cause... 490 00:20:53,213 --> 00:20:55,465 I didn't do it. 491 00:20:55,507 --> 00:20:58,009 Go ahead. 492 00:20:58,051 --> 00:20:59,427 Hey, and, uh, good luck, you know, 493 00:20:59,469 --> 00:21:01,972 finding the real criminals, guys. 494 00:21:08,311 --> 00:21:10,188 Lip, we need to talk, okay? 495 00:21:10,230 --> 00:21:12,440 -You cannot just-- -shh, shh, shh. 496 00:21:15,485 --> 00:21:18,446 You moved all the boxes outta the garage? 497 00:21:18,488 --> 00:21:20,907 Well, they didn't move themselves. 498 00:21:20,949 --> 00:21:22,284 Where'd you put 'em? 499 00:21:22,325 --> 00:21:25,036 Uh, in my dad's basement. 500 00:21:25,078 --> 00:21:27,956 Hey. 501 00:21:27,998 --> 00:21:29,416 Lip. 502 00:21:29,457 --> 00:21:32,961 Y-You can't put our family in danger like this. 503 00:21:33,003 --> 00:21:35,130 You have Fred to think about. You have me to think about. 504 00:21:35,171 --> 00:21:37,966 We can't have the cops just showing up at our house and... 505 00:21:38,008 --> 00:21:39,801 Hello! 506 00:21:41,511 --> 00:21:43,972 Are you even listening to a word that I'm saying? 507 00:21:44,014 --> 00:21:46,266 Kay, why are you staring at me like that? 508 00:21:46,308 --> 00:21:49,352 Sorry, sorry. It's just, um... 509 00:21:49,394 --> 00:21:51,354 Uh, I-I guess this whole Gallagher thing 510 00:21:51,396 --> 00:21:54,691 is finally rubbin' off on ya. 511 00:21:54,733 --> 00:21:56,860 I didn't know you had it in you. 512 00:21:56,901 --> 00:21:58,320 Well... 513 00:21:58,361 --> 00:22:00,322 Yeah, I... 514 00:22:00,363 --> 00:22:02,657 I didn't know I had it in me either. 515 00:22:02,699 --> 00:22:05,410 You know, Carl called, 516 00:22:05,452 --> 00:22:08,330 told me about the warrant, and I just... 517 00:22:08,371 --> 00:22:09,664 I just acted. 518 00:22:09,706 --> 00:22:11,750 It was like something clicked in my brain, 519 00:22:11,791 --> 00:22:13,668 and I just went on autopilot. 520 00:22:15,545 --> 00:22:17,088 Does this make me an accomplice? 521 00:22:17,130 --> 00:22:18,465 Accessory after the fact. 522 00:22:18,506 --> 00:22:19,924 Oh. 523 00:22:25,555 --> 00:22:27,515 It's kinda hot. 524 00:22:27,557 --> 00:22:29,434 Yeah, it is. 525 00:22:29,476 --> 00:22:31,978 I thought being a criminal would be exciting, 526 00:22:32,020 --> 00:22:35,857 but I didn't know that it would be... 527 00:22:35,899 --> 00:22:38,985 Sexually exciting. 528 00:22:39,027 --> 00:22:41,571 -What about Fred? -He's out like a light. 529 00:22:41,613 --> 00:22:43,573 We'll be quiet. 530 00:22:43,615 --> 00:22:45,867 You? I doubt it. 531 00:22:47,577 --> 00:22:50,246 I'll just bite your shoulder when I get the urge to scream. 532 00:22:54,376 --> 00:22:56,544 I don't need a fuckin' nurse. 533 00:22:56,586 --> 00:22:58,046 You can't walk, Terry. 534 00:22:58,088 --> 00:22:59,422 You can't feed yourself. You can't bathe yourself. 535 00:22:59,464 --> 00:23:01,007 You shit in a bag. Stop me when any of this 536 00:23:01,049 --> 00:23:03,176 sounds like someone who doesn't need a fuckin' nurse. 537 00:23:03,218 --> 00:23:04,552 Then just take me to the park. 538 00:23:04,594 --> 00:23:06,554 Leave me there and let me die in peace. 539 00:23:06,596 --> 00:23:08,556 Oh, see, viable option. Even Terry thinks so. 540 00:23:13,436 --> 00:23:16,064 -Hi. -hi, I'm Jasmine. 541 00:23:16,106 --> 00:23:17,899 -You must be... -Ian, yeah. 542 00:23:17,941 --> 00:23:19,401 Come on in. 543 00:23:19,442 --> 00:23:21,569 Mickey, Terry, this is Jasmine, 544 00:23:21,611 --> 00:23:23,488 Terry's in-home health aide. 545 00:23:23,530 --> 00:23:25,073 You got me a n-- 546 00:23:25,115 --> 00:23:26,366 nah-- 547 00:23:26,408 --> 00:23:28,410 nice lady to watch you while we head to work. 548 00:23:28,451 --> 00:23:31,579 Yeah. You fuck this up, i'ma cut your dick off. 549 00:23:31,621 --> 00:23:32,997 I wouldn't feel it anyway. 550 00:23:33,039 --> 00:23:34,999 Don't you all worry. 551 00:23:35,041 --> 00:23:37,419 I'm gonna take good care of dad here. 552 00:23:41,589 --> 00:23:44,467 Thanks. I know dealin' with Terry is a pain in the ass. 553 00:23:44,509 --> 00:23:46,636 Fuckin' expensive, but now I don't have 554 00:23:46,678 --> 00:23:49,097 to worry about anything. I can focus on work-- 555 00:23:50,682 --> 00:23:53,101 just forgot something in my car. 556 00:23:53,143 --> 00:23:56,813 Rock music 557 00:23:56,855 --> 00:23:58,898 she's probably comin' right back. 558 00:23:59,774 --> 00:24:01,151 Yeah. 559 00:24:06,156 --> 00:24:08,616 Gallagher, look alive. 560 00:24:08,658 --> 00:24:10,660 All right, look, I want you to 561 00:24:10,702 --> 00:24:12,579 make a buy off this guy, all right? 562 00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:14,956 Quarter bag. Ask for it "dusty." 563 00:24:14,998 --> 00:24:17,292 All right. But I don't have any money. 564 00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:19,461 Here. all right? 565 00:24:19,502 --> 00:24:21,212 Hurry up. 566 00:24:21,254 --> 00:24:22,797 Look both ways before you cross the street. 567 00:24:24,299 --> 00:24:27,260 I'm putting bodies on the board 568 00:24:27,302 --> 00:24:29,596 like you've never seen before... 569 00:24:29,637 --> 00:24:32,640 Hey, man, I need a cop. 570 00:24:32,682 --> 00:24:33,892 Loud or Reggie? 571 00:24:33,933 --> 00:24:37,103 Reggie. Quarter. Make it dusty. 572 00:24:37,145 --> 00:24:38,730 60. 573 00:24:38,771 --> 00:24:40,398 Nah nah nah nah nah 574 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:42,317 so when you're in my sights 575 00:24:42,358 --> 00:24:43,943 nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah 576 00:24:43,985 --> 00:24:46,988 nah nah nah-nah-nah... 577 00:24:47,030 --> 00:24:48,490 Freeze, fucker! You're under arrest. 578 00:24:48,531 --> 00:24:49,949 -Turn around. -You're a cop? 579 00:24:49,991 --> 00:24:51,868 Hands on your head. Face the wall! 580 00:24:51,910 --> 00:24:53,786 What the fuck are you doing, kid? 581 00:24:53,828 --> 00:24:55,288 Making the arrest like you said to. 582 00:24:55,330 --> 00:24:56,623 No, stupid asshole! We told you to make a buy. 583 00:24:56,664 --> 00:24:57,999 No one said anything about making an arrest. 584 00:24:58,041 --> 00:24:59,501 Apologize to this guy. 585 00:24:59,542 --> 00:25:01,836 Uh, i'm...Sorry? 586 00:25:01,878 --> 00:25:03,546 Keep the drugs, Gallagher. 587 00:25:05,381 --> 00:25:07,300 Let's get outta here, man. 588 00:25:07,342 --> 00:25:11,304 Come on! Pulling guns out and shit! 589 00:25:13,348 --> 00:25:16,643 Oh, god, coke is fantastic. 590 00:25:16,684 --> 00:25:18,478 I know, right? 591 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:21,189 Yeah. I can see why people become junkies 592 00:25:21,231 --> 00:25:23,024 and run away from their responsibilities. 593 00:25:23,066 --> 00:25:24,484 You know, for me, 594 00:25:24,526 --> 00:25:27,028 when it comes to drugs versus, like, a job...Pffft. 595 00:25:27,070 --> 00:25:28,363 Drugs win. 596 00:25:29,864 --> 00:25:31,699 What kinda jobs have you had? 597 00:25:33,159 --> 00:25:36,204 Ah! let's see, uh, I was a nurse. 598 00:25:36,246 --> 00:25:38,623 I was an elementary school teacher. 599 00:25:38,665 --> 00:25:40,208 Addiction counselor. 600 00:25:40,250 --> 00:25:42,669 That was fun. Ha ha. 601 00:25:42,710 --> 00:25:44,671 Uh, and now, 602 00:25:44,712 --> 00:25:47,882 the, uh, assistant manager at the illustrious 603 00:25:47,924 --> 00:25:50,718 mailbox unlimited copy and shipping center. 604 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,762 Oh! impressive. 605 00:25:54,013 --> 00:25:55,932 Is coke supposed to make you horny? 606 00:25:55,974 --> 00:25:57,767 'Cause I feel like I need to... 607 00:25:57,809 --> 00:25:59,852 Hump that box right there. 608 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:09,404 Ahem. 609 00:26:11,864 --> 00:26:13,324 I'm...gay. 610 00:26:13,366 --> 00:26:14,993 Me too! 611 00:26:15,034 --> 00:26:18,454 Well, I haven't...Been with a girl since high school. 612 00:26:18,496 --> 00:26:20,415 It's like riding a bike. 613 00:26:20,456 --> 00:26:22,500 Baby, don't you cry 614 00:26:22,542 --> 00:26:27,338 it's time for us to say goodbye 615 00:26:27,380 --> 00:26:29,716 so all I gotta do is put these decorations up, 616 00:26:29,757 --> 00:26:31,092 and I get free beer for a week? 617 00:26:31,134 --> 00:26:32,760 Ha. Nice try. Two days. 618 00:26:32,802 --> 00:26:34,554 I don't know, man. There's a lotta stuff in here. 619 00:26:34,596 --> 00:26:36,347 -Week seems reasonable. -All right, fine. 620 00:26:36,389 --> 00:26:37,682 You know what? I'll just ask Kermit. 621 00:26:37,724 --> 00:26:39,601 -He'll probably do it for free. -Fine! 622 00:26:39,642 --> 00:26:41,936 I accept your lowball offer. 623 00:26:42,645 --> 00:26:44,439 Hey, babe! 624 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,274 How are you? You doin' good? 625 00:26:46,316 --> 00:26:48,234 Feelin' better that you saw your mom? 626 00:26:48,276 --> 00:26:49,694 No. She had to get something from storage, 627 00:26:49,736 --> 00:26:52,196 -so might as well work. -Okay, well, 628 00:26:52,238 --> 00:26:54,449 how 'bout we get outta here, do something to cheer you up? 629 00:26:54,490 --> 00:26:56,451 No, thanks. Here to work. 630 00:26:56,492 --> 00:26:58,036 How 'bout Ron Popeil? 631 00:26:58,077 --> 00:27:00,371 Ronco hq was right down the street. 632 00:27:00,413 --> 00:27:02,040 That's a great idea. 633 00:27:02,081 --> 00:27:03,458 Hugh Hefner middle school, huh? 634 00:27:03,499 --> 00:27:05,793 -Think about it. -Fellas. Ditka. 635 00:27:05,835 --> 00:27:07,795 Mike ditka middle school. Contest over. 636 00:27:07,837 --> 00:27:08,963 -Ooh! -what are you fools 637 00:27:09,005 --> 00:27:10,298 talkin' about? 638 00:27:10,340 --> 00:27:12,175 Frank's trying to name his old junior high. 639 00:27:12,216 --> 00:27:13,926 Why does it need a new name? 640 00:27:13,968 --> 00:27:15,845 It doesn't. That's the point. 641 00:27:15,887 --> 00:27:17,430 It was fine the way it was. 642 00:27:17,472 --> 00:27:19,140 -Hear, hear. -Nevertheless, 643 00:27:19,182 --> 00:27:21,476 I need a surefire winner 644 00:27:21,517 --> 00:27:23,311 so it doesn't get coopted 645 00:27:23,353 --> 00:27:26,356 by a bunch of politically correct millennial activists. 646 00:27:26,397 --> 00:27:29,567 Last thing I need is my son attending 647 00:27:29,609 --> 00:27:33,863 tofu middle school of multicultural granola studies. 648 00:27:33,905 --> 00:27:35,490 What's it called now? 649 00:27:35,531 --> 00:27:37,617 Dennis hastert middle school. 650 00:27:37,659 --> 00:27:40,662 -The child molester? -Former speaker of the house. 651 00:27:40,703 --> 00:27:42,914 Why are you guys worried about trying to protect 652 00:27:42,955 --> 00:27:45,249 some meaningless, symbolic name anyway? 653 00:27:45,291 --> 00:27:47,168 How 'bout you try to protect the real Chicago, 654 00:27:47,210 --> 00:27:48,670 the real south side, 655 00:27:48,711 --> 00:27:51,130 the people and institutions who make this town great? 656 00:27:51,172 --> 00:27:53,257 If you hadn't noticed, they're being shut down every day. 657 00:27:53,299 --> 00:27:55,843 Because this renaming trend is bullshit. 658 00:27:55,885 --> 00:27:57,428 It's just another way for society 659 00:27:57,470 --> 00:27:59,472 to erase the hard work of white guys. 660 00:27:59,514 --> 00:28:01,724 Because at some point, and who knows why, 661 00:28:01,766 --> 00:28:03,935 being a white guy suddenly became uncool. 662 00:28:03,976 --> 00:28:06,938 Or maybe white guys are finally being held accountable 663 00:28:06,979 --> 00:28:08,981 for all of the horrible stuff they've done, 664 00:28:09,023 --> 00:28:11,651 like child molestation, for example. 665 00:28:11,693 --> 00:28:13,611 And you, in particular, don't have to worry about 666 00:28:13,653 --> 00:28:15,947 when white men became uncool, 'cause as far as I can tell, 667 00:28:15,988 --> 00:28:18,157 you've always been... Whatever this is. 668 00:28:18,199 --> 00:28:20,201 -Ha ha ha. -Ho ho ho! 669 00:28:20,243 --> 00:28:21,744 And, frank, why waste your time? 670 00:28:21,786 --> 00:28:23,788 Liam's gonna be outta that school and on to a high school 671 00:28:23,830 --> 00:28:26,416 with an equally problematic name in no time. 672 00:28:26,457 --> 00:28:29,252 They're trying to erase the history of white men 673 00:28:29,293 --> 00:28:30,920 who built this great country. 674 00:28:30,962 --> 00:28:32,588 How far back are we going 675 00:28:32,630 --> 00:28:34,549 with this revisionist history crusade? 676 00:28:34,590 --> 00:28:36,759 Do we have to reexamine Adam 677 00:28:36,801 --> 00:28:38,928 at the garden of Eden? 678 00:28:38,970 --> 00:28:40,722 You think Adam was white? 679 00:28:40,763 --> 00:28:42,265 Ha ha ha. 680 00:28:44,267 --> 00:28:46,644 The point is, I went to that school. 681 00:28:47,854 --> 00:28:50,398 Best years of my life in those halls, 682 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,900 in those classrooms. 683 00:28:52,942 --> 00:28:56,738 Year I played baseball, we had a bully on the team. 684 00:28:56,779 --> 00:28:58,489 Johnny wisneiwski. 685 00:28:58,531 --> 00:29:02,118 A big, fat bruiser. He could hit a ball... 686 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,870 Almost a mile. 687 00:29:03,911 --> 00:29:06,289 If you made an error in the game, 688 00:29:06,330 --> 00:29:09,375 Johnny was sure to use the wet end of his towel 689 00:29:09,417 --> 00:29:11,544 to rattail your genitals in the shower 690 00:29:11,586 --> 00:29:14,589 to remind you of how useless you were. 691 00:29:14,630 --> 00:29:18,634 Everybody was scared to death of big, fat Johnny wisneiwski. 692 00:29:18,676 --> 00:29:22,305 Well, one day, he thwacked my naked wet ass 693 00:29:22,346 --> 00:29:24,932 with that towel, and I blew up. 694 00:29:24,974 --> 00:29:27,602 I pantsed him. What do you think we saw? 695 00:29:27,643 --> 00:29:29,437 His dick. I'm guessing you saw his dick. 696 00:29:29,479 --> 00:29:31,147 Not just any dick. 697 00:29:31,189 --> 00:29:33,524 The tiniest little button of a pink dick 698 00:29:33,566 --> 00:29:34,817 you've ever laid your eyes on. 699 00:29:34,859 --> 00:29:37,195 And Johnny wisneiwski's reign of terror 700 00:29:37,236 --> 00:29:40,573 ended that very day, thanks to yours truly. 701 00:29:40,615 --> 00:29:42,617 I was king after that. 702 00:29:42,658 --> 00:29:45,578 And all my kids went there. 703 00:29:45,620 --> 00:29:47,121 There are Gallagher memories 704 00:29:47,163 --> 00:29:50,792 embedded in every inch of that school. 705 00:29:50,833 --> 00:29:53,294 Should probably be called-- 706 00:29:54,962 --> 00:29:56,964 no. 707 00:29:57,006 --> 00:29:59,592 It should definitely be called 708 00:29:59,634 --> 00:30:01,803 Gallagher middle school. 709 00:30:03,638 --> 00:30:04,847 Gallagher middle school. 710 00:30:07,183 --> 00:30:09,227 Outstan-- Gallagher middle school! 711 00:30:09,268 --> 00:30:11,562 Jesus! Of course! 712 00:30:11,604 --> 00:30:13,731 Whadda ya say we do this: 713 00:30:13,773 --> 00:30:16,317 We go pick up the girls, we stop for expensive froyo 714 00:30:16,359 --> 00:30:18,486 with all the fancy toppings, huh? 715 00:30:18,528 --> 00:30:20,571 How many times I have to tell you I'm not in the mood? 716 00:30:20,613 --> 00:30:22,240 I know, but I think today could be really special 717 00:30:22,281 --> 00:30:24,617 if we let it be. It would make me happy, 718 00:30:24,659 --> 00:30:26,327 and I'm pretty sure it could make you happy too. 719 00:30:26,369 --> 00:30:28,704 Please. for me. 720 00:30:28,746 --> 00:30:31,541 The love of your life. 721 00:30:31,582 --> 00:30:35,127 Fuckin' froyo. 722 00:30:44,387 --> 00:30:46,055 Ohh... 723 00:30:46,097 --> 00:30:48,850 Hey, I'm gonna take a shower. 724 00:30:48,891 --> 00:30:51,185 And while I'm in there... 725 00:30:51,227 --> 00:30:52,562 Yep? 726 00:30:52,603 --> 00:30:54,480 Think up our next caper. 727 00:30:54,522 --> 00:30:56,023 Caper? 728 00:30:56,065 --> 00:30:59,110 -You a Batman villain? -Uh, more like Bonnie. 729 00:30:59,151 --> 00:31:01,529 You know, Bonnie and Clyde? 730 00:31:01,571 --> 00:31:03,531 Yeah. think I mighta heard of them. 731 00:31:03,573 --> 00:31:05,616 Something where we almost get caught 732 00:31:05,658 --> 00:31:07,785 but then we get away with it. 733 00:31:07,827 --> 00:31:09,954 We could... 734 00:31:09,996 --> 00:31:12,874 -Pull a bank robbery. -Or a Jewel heist. 735 00:31:12,915 --> 00:31:15,126 I mean... 736 00:31:15,167 --> 00:31:17,712 I would consider murder for hire. 737 00:31:19,881 --> 00:31:21,465 Hey, uh, 738 00:31:21,507 --> 00:31:24,886 gotta go to this thing Liam's doing at his school later. 739 00:31:24,927 --> 00:31:27,013 -Mm-hmm. -wanna come? 740 00:31:27,054 --> 00:31:28,890 Yeah, yeah, I suppose I can pretend to be 741 00:31:28,931 --> 00:31:30,725 a law-abiding citizen for the night. 742 00:31:32,602 --> 00:31:34,437 Oh. 743 00:31:34,478 --> 00:31:37,440 Hey, cami. 744 00:31:38,649 --> 00:31:40,067 Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait. 745 00:31:40,109 --> 00:31:42,111 Slow down. 746 00:31:42,153 --> 00:31:44,071 He was crying? About what? 747 00:31:44,113 --> 00:31:45,907 -I'm confused. -What? 748 00:31:47,450 --> 00:31:49,744 The cops? 749 00:31:49,785 --> 00:31:51,120 They want Brad to come in for questioning? When? 750 00:31:51,162 --> 00:31:52,747 No, no, he's gonna crack. 751 00:31:52,788 --> 00:31:56,083 Rock music 752 00:31:56,125 --> 00:31:57,585 he's on his way to the station now? 753 00:31:57,627 --> 00:31:59,211 -Uh, when did he leave? -Shit, shit! Fuck! 754 00:32:00,463 --> 00:32:02,632 This lady should work. 755 00:32:02,673 --> 00:32:04,717 Terry doesn't have a problem with Asian people, does he? 756 00:32:04,759 --> 00:32:06,218 I mean, I don't know. 757 00:32:06,260 --> 00:32:08,054 He likes a lot of Chinese food and Bruce Lee movies. 758 00:32:08,095 --> 00:32:09,931 Found his porn stash once when we were kids. 759 00:32:09,972 --> 00:32:11,849 Had a pretty decent amount of Asian chicks in it. 760 00:32:11,891 --> 00:32:13,601 Then we got nothin' to worry about. 761 00:32:13,643 --> 00:32:14,936 We should just get goin'. 762 00:32:14,977 --> 00:32:16,896 All right, the agency said this one's tough? 763 00:32:16,938 --> 00:32:19,440 Yeah. Said she's one of those Vietnamese boat people. 764 00:32:19,482 --> 00:32:21,609 Doesn't get much tougher than that. 765 00:32:34,997 --> 00:32:36,540 Maybe I should ask the agency 766 00:32:36,582 --> 00:32:38,084 for somebody white this time, huh? 767 00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:40,628 Yep. 768 00:32:43,005 --> 00:32:46,092 -This place is legal. -Yeah, it is. 769 00:32:46,133 --> 00:32:48,594 So then why you want me to buy from them, then? 770 00:32:48,636 --> 00:32:51,472 Listen, this detail 771 00:32:51,514 --> 00:32:53,015 is a golden elevator. 772 00:32:53,057 --> 00:32:54,934 It'll take you right to the top, 773 00:32:54,976 --> 00:32:56,477 wherever you wanna go. 774 00:32:56,519 --> 00:32:58,479 What're you thinking? 775 00:32:58,521 --> 00:33:00,481 -SWAT? -oh, shit. 776 00:33:00,523 --> 00:33:02,650 Grenades? assault rifles? 777 00:33:02,692 --> 00:33:04,777 -I love SWAT. -That's only gonna happen 778 00:33:04,819 --> 00:33:06,612 if we give you a good recommendation, 779 00:33:06,654 --> 00:33:07,989 and we're only gonna do that 780 00:33:08,030 --> 00:33:11,242 if you do what we say, no questions. 781 00:33:11,283 --> 00:33:14,328 You wanna ride that golden elevator, don't you? 782 00:33:14,370 --> 00:33:15,663 Yes, sir, I do. 783 00:33:15,705 --> 00:33:17,164 Good boy. 784 00:33:17,206 --> 00:33:19,750 Go make the buy. 785 00:33:19,792 --> 00:33:23,462 Uh, sirs, quick question. Why me? 786 00:33:23,504 --> 00:33:25,089 You know, like, out of all the rookies in the city, 787 00:33:25,131 --> 00:33:26,590 why pick me? 788 00:33:26,632 --> 00:33:28,968 While your personal assessment indicates 789 00:33:29,010 --> 00:33:31,595 that you might ask a lotta fuckin' questions, 790 00:33:31,637 --> 00:33:34,765 you're likely to accept anything we tell you is true. 791 00:33:34,807 --> 00:33:36,017 Huh. 792 00:33:36,058 --> 00:33:37,852 Roger that. 793 00:33:37,893 --> 00:33:40,438 Upbeat music 794 00:33:53,701 --> 00:33:55,745 Hey, have you guys seen my friend Debbie? 795 00:33:55,786 --> 00:33:57,913 Redhead, had a little too much to drink? 796 00:33:57,955 --> 00:33:59,457 -No? - look at me, one, two 797 00:33:59,498 --> 00:34:01,625 three, one, two, three 798 00:34:06,213 --> 00:34:08,340 Debbie? 799 00:34:08,382 --> 00:34:11,302 Jared? what the fuck? 800 00:34:11,343 --> 00:34:13,971 -Who is that? -My husband. 801 00:34:14,013 --> 00:34:16,182 Ah ah ah ah ah... 802 00:34:16,223 --> 00:34:17,558 Debbie, wait. Come inside. 803 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,894 Let's talk. Debbie! 804 00:34:22,772 --> 00:34:24,482 Where'd your butt buddy go? 805 00:34:24,523 --> 00:34:26,358 To pick up your next victim. 806 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,569 -I don't need no nurse. -Well, maybe if you weren't 807 00:34:28,611 --> 00:34:30,988 such a ragin' asshole, your family'd take care of you, 808 00:34:31,030 --> 00:34:33,991 and we wouldn't have to pay someone to be nice to ya. 809 00:34:34,700 --> 00:34:36,077 Ugh. 810 00:34:36,118 --> 00:34:38,662 -That tastes like dog food! -Keep complainin', 811 00:34:38,704 --> 00:34:39,997 I will feed you dog food for real. 812 00:34:40,039 --> 00:34:41,499 Ugh. 813 00:34:41,540 --> 00:34:42,708 Oh, no, no-- 814 00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:45,002 -come-- -mm-mm. 815 00:34:49,590 --> 00:34:52,384 You woulda probably made a half-decent son 816 00:34:52,426 --> 00:34:55,387 if it wasn't for that whole fudge packer thing. 817 00:34:58,474 --> 00:35:00,643 Well, you probably woulda made a half-decent dad 818 00:35:00,684 --> 00:35:03,187 if it weren't for the whole... 819 00:35:03,229 --> 00:35:06,440 Racist, homophobic, beatin' the shit outta me thing. 820 00:35:23,457 --> 00:35:26,585 Have a good one. 821 00:35:26,627 --> 00:35:29,130 Good work, kid. 822 00:35:32,091 --> 00:35:34,385 Oh, wait--there's a lotta street weed in there. 823 00:35:35,469 --> 00:35:37,388 You contaminated the evidence now. 824 00:35:37,429 --> 00:35:40,558 -You're mixing it up! -Naw, man! 825 00:35:40,599 --> 00:35:43,060 Your eyes is playin' tricks on you, kid. 826 00:35:45,437 --> 00:35:47,273 You're literally doing it on purpose. 827 00:35:47,314 --> 00:35:49,441 Why? oh, come on. 828 00:35:49,483 --> 00:35:51,152 I deserve to know what I'm involved in. 829 00:35:51,193 --> 00:35:52,820 The weed you bought on the street 830 00:35:52,862 --> 00:35:54,321 was laced with angel dust. 831 00:35:54,363 --> 00:35:55,948 Now the dispensary weed is too. 832 00:35:55,990 --> 00:35:58,993 So now we can file criminal charges against the dispensary. 833 00:35:59,034 --> 00:36:00,578 Why? 834 00:36:00,619 --> 00:36:02,955 Because the legal weed is cutting into our bottom line. 835 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,546 If legal dispensaries put all the street dealers outta work, 836 00:36:10,588 --> 00:36:12,298 what's left for us, huh? 837 00:36:12,339 --> 00:36:14,592 You know how much we make off of kickback in bribes 838 00:36:14,633 --> 00:36:16,468 -from street dealers? -But isn't that wrong? 839 00:36:16,510 --> 00:36:18,345 Paid for my boat. 840 00:36:18,387 --> 00:36:20,306 It paid for my second mistress's 841 00:36:20,347 --> 00:36:21,765 first Brazilian butt lift. 842 00:36:21,807 --> 00:36:23,934 We frame legal shops, we shut 'em down, 843 00:36:23,976 --> 00:36:25,895 we get more illegal weed back on the street. 844 00:36:25,936 --> 00:36:27,563 More illegal weed equals more dealers, 845 00:36:27,605 --> 00:36:30,524 more dealers equals more cash in our pockets. 846 00:36:30,566 --> 00:36:34,195 So, really, it's up to you, Gallagher. 847 00:36:34,236 --> 00:36:35,821 You want some kickbacks? 848 00:36:35,863 --> 00:36:37,781 Or you wanna spend the rest of your career 849 00:36:37,823 --> 00:36:40,618 bustin' your hump, poundin' a beat? 850 00:36:43,871 --> 00:36:45,289 Fine. let me help. 851 00:36:45,331 --> 00:36:47,875 Good. So how many more dispensaries 852 00:36:47,917 --> 00:36:49,877 do we gotta put outta business today? 853 00:36:49,919 --> 00:36:51,712 Uh looks like five. 854 00:36:51,754 --> 00:36:53,797 Next up is dank dorm, 855 00:36:53,839 --> 00:36:55,966 then new leaf collective, heavy fog, 856 00:36:56,008 --> 00:36:57,718 new heights, and last but not least, 857 00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,595 the alibi room. 858 00:36:59,637 --> 00:37:01,847 All right, let's get it. 859 00:37:04,683 --> 00:37:06,977 -Brad's not pickin' up. -Well, this is the station 860 00:37:07,019 --> 00:37:09,021 closest to his house, so if he's going anywhere, 861 00:37:09,063 --> 00:37:10,522 it's here. 862 00:37:10,564 --> 00:37:12,358 Think he can hold up under an interrogation? 863 00:37:12,399 --> 00:37:13,859 Hell, no. 864 00:37:15,444 --> 00:37:17,321 Wait. there he is. Okay. 865 00:37:17,363 --> 00:37:20,407 All right, do what you gotta do to keep him quiet. 866 00:37:21,909 --> 00:37:24,036 Hey, man. 867 00:37:25,246 --> 00:37:26,538 Brad? 868 00:37:26,580 --> 00:37:28,123 Brad. Brad! H-- 869 00:37:28,165 --> 00:37:30,834 punchy music 870 00:37:30,876 --> 00:37:32,002 Brad! Brad! 871 00:37:34,255 --> 00:37:36,048 Ah! Let me go! 872 00:37:36,090 --> 00:37:37,716 Get off me! I'm gonna confess! 873 00:37:37,758 --> 00:37:38,759 Shh, shh! 874 00:37:38,801 --> 00:37:39,843 Let me go! It's the only way! 875 00:37:39,885 --> 00:37:41,345 Shut the fuck up, all right? 876 00:37:41,387 --> 00:37:44,181 Talk to us. We only wanna talk, all right? 877 00:37:51,605 --> 00:37:54,608 Go, go, go! 878 00:37:54,650 --> 00:37:56,443 Just in here. 879 00:37:56,485 --> 00:37:59,613 Terry, this is sister Mary Luke. 880 00:37:59,655 --> 00:38:01,615 Oh, just Mary Luke is fine. 881 00:38:01,657 --> 00:38:04,868 My days in a habit are long gone. 882 00:38:08,122 --> 00:38:09,999 You must be Terry. 883 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,959 I should warn you, he's been a handful today. 884 00:38:12,001 --> 00:38:13,961 You idiots got me a fuckin' nun? 885 00:38:14,003 --> 00:38:15,629 Watch your language 886 00:38:15,671 --> 00:38:17,339 in the presence of ladies. 887 00:38:17,381 --> 00:38:18,882 Jesus Christ, lady! 888 00:38:18,924 --> 00:38:21,802 And we'll not take the lord's name in vain. 889 00:38:21,844 --> 00:38:24,680 Before the diocese shut my convent down, 890 00:38:24,722 --> 00:38:27,182 I was tending to the elderly sisters. 891 00:38:27,224 --> 00:38:30,269 Sister Cecilia had dementia 892 00:38:30,311 --> 00:38:33,355 and a colorful vocabulary. 893 00:38:33,397 --> 00:38:38,277 I found that a-a swift smack usually fixed her behavior. 894 00:38:39,611 --> 00:38:41,989 -Yeah, that works for me. -Solid strategy. 895 00:39:01,175 --> 00:39:02,968 There he is! 896 00:39:03,010 --> 00:39:05,054 I have an exciting offer for you. 897 00:39:05,095 --> 00:39:08,349 I'd like to give you a chance to abandon your lame entry 898 00:39:08,390 --> 00:39:11,352 into the name change contest and join forces with me. 899 00:39:11,393 --> 00:39:15,230 -Why would I do that? -Because I'm gonna win. 900 00:39:15,272 --> 00:39:19,443 The Francis Gallagher and children middle school. 901 00:39:19,485 --> 00:39:22,404 Thanks, but no thanks. I really want that iPad. 902 00:39:22,446 --> 00:39:24,990 I don't give a damn about the ipa-- 903 00:39:25,032 --> 00:39:27,576 well, I mean, if we won, we'd pawn it, 904 00:39:27,618 --> 00:39:30,746 and I'd take a cut, but that's not the point. 905 00:39:30,788 --> 00:39:33,832 We have to preserve the-the Gallagher legacy. 906 00:39:35,793 --> 00:39:37,669 We'd never be forgotten. We'd be immortal. 907 00:39:37,711 --> 00:39:40,172 Yeah, I'm good, man. 908 00:39:41,632 --> 00:39:44,093 I'm-I'm not gonna make this offer again. 909 00:39:46,303 --> 00:39:48,180 Well, suit yourself. 910 00:39:49,723 --> 00:39:52,059 I have to hit the head. 911 00:39:56,772 --> 00:39:59,108 No tp in there. 912 00:40:11,954 --> 00:40:14,373 You know, I-I wanna-- 913 00:40:14,415 --> 00:40:16,750 I wanted to talk to you about somethin'. 914 00:40:18,460 --> 00:40:21,505 I think we should team up on the name change contest. 915 00:40:21,547 --> 00:40:23,173 Now, b-before you say no, 916 00:40:23,215 --> 00:40:25,884 I should tell you what my idea is. 917 00:40:25,926 --> 00:40:28,429 The Francis Gallagher and children middle school. 918 00:40:28,470 --> 00:40:31,098 You literally just told me this 30 seconds ago. 919 00:40:31,140 --> 00:40:33,308 I did? 920 00:40:34,184 --> 00:40:36,937 -What'd you say? -No, frank! 921 00:40:36,979 --> 00:40:38,439 Hmm. 922 00:40:39,648 --> 00:40:40,816 Hmm. 923 00:40:49,032 --> 00:40:51,869 No toilet paper in here. 924 00:40:53,829 --> 00:40:56,790 No way, dude--Veronica'll put my nuts in a table vice. 925 00:40:56,832 --> 00:40:58,625 Yeah, well, if you don't get rid of their weed, 926 00:40:58,667 --> 00:41:00,377 -she'll be in jail. - Okay, I'll tell them 927 00:41:00,419 --> 00:41:01,962 if I see them, but there's no way 928 00:41:02,004 --> 00:41:04,631 I'm touching their product without talking to them first. 929 00:41:08,635 --> 00:41:10,137 Hey, what was that last place 930 00:41:10,179 --> 00:41:11,472 we were supposed to hit today? 931 00:41:11,513 --> 00:41:13,599 The a-alibi room? 932 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,642 I think that's it, right? 933 00:41:15,684 --> 00:41:17,728 Well, if it's the place I'm thinkin' of, 934 00:41:17,769 --> 00:41:19,229 it's really not worth bustin'-- 935 00:41:19,271 --> 00:41:22,316 low-rent, mom/pop spot, couple of stale weed brownies, 936 00:41:22,357 --> 00:41:24,318 nickel bags-- we shouldn't waste our time. 937 00:41:24,359 --> 00:41:26,653 The list is the list. 938 00:41:26,695 --> 00:41:28,155 We got three more after lunch, 939 00:41:28,197 --> 00:41:30,157 and then it's on to-- what'd you call it? 940 00:41:30,199 --> 00:41:32,367 The alibi room. 941 00:41:45,047 --> 00:41:46,340 Hello. 942 00:41:46,381 --> 00:41:48,842 What? for how long? 943 00:41:48,884 --> 00:41:50,677 I had no idea. 944 00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:52,179 Someone else was supposed to pick her up-- 945 00:41:52,221 --> 00:41:54,014 m-my girlfriend. 946 00:41:54,056 --> 00:41:55,849 Well, i-I'm so sorry, 947 00:41:55,891 --> 00:41:58,310 but I can promise you that I would never abandon 948 00:41:58,352 --> 00:42:00,646 my daughter at school. I was at work, i-- 949 00:42:00,687 --> 00:42:02,105 when you're a single working mother 950 00:42:02,147 --> 00:42:05,317 trying to provide for a kid, things like this happen. 951 00:42:05,359 --> 00:42:06,777 Hello? 952 00:42:06,818 --> 00:42:08,195 Hi, franny. 953 00:42:08,237 --> 00:42:10,197 Mommy's on her way, honey. 954 00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:11,823 I know. Mommy misses you too, honey. 955 00:42:11,865 --> 00:42:14,117 I'll be right there. 956 00:42:14,159 --> 00:42:15,452 Hey, baby, I got something 957 00:42:15,494 --> 00:42:18,038 that'll put a smile on your face...Right here. 958 00:42:20,249 --> 00:42:22,876 You know what? Actually, I would love that. 959 00:42:22,918 --> 00:42:25,212 For real? 960 00:42:25,254 --> 00:42:27,214 Oh--fuck! Uhh-- 961 00:42:27,256 --> 00:42:30,008 punchy music 962 00:42:32,427 --> 00:42:35,389 you just checked your messages, like, two minutes ago. 963 00:42:35,430 --> 00:42:36,974 And shouldn't you be keeping a look out 964 00:42:37,015 --> 00:42:39,893 in case someone tries to, like, Rob us or somethin'? 965 00:42:39,935 --> 00:42:41,186 You think she knows how to insert 966 00:42:41,228 --> 00:42:42,062 the little piss tube thing-- 967 00:42:42,104 --> 00:42:44,189 the catheter, yes. 968 00:42:44,231 --> 00:42:46,066 Maybe I should just give her a call, 969 00:42:46,108 --> 00:42:47,901 make sure everything's okay. 970 00:42:47,943 --> 00:42:49,861 We're finally getting work done. 971 00:42:49,903 --> 00:42:53,740 Can we please just concentrate for a couple more hours? 972 00:42:53,782 --> 00:42:55,075 Thank you. 973 00:42:56,952 --> 00:42:59,037 Maybe we should swing by after the next stop, 974 00:42:59,079 --> 00:43:01,248 you know, make sure she's okay. 975 00:43:05,294 --> 00:43:07,129 And another one bites the dust. 976 00:43:07,170 --> 00:43:09,673 Yes, one more down, and it is Miller time! 977 00:43:09,715 --> 00:43:12,175 Alibi room--let's finish it off strong, boys. 978 00:43:12,217 --> 00:43:14,011 Hop in, kid. Time's a-wastin'. 979 00:43:14,052 --> 00:43:15,596 Uh, hey, can I drive? 980 00:43:15,637 --> 00:43:16,847 No. 981 00:43:16,888 --> 00:43:18,682 Come on, you guys've been driving all day. 982 00:43:18,724 --> 00:43:20,434 Polishing your aviators, workin' on your tan, 983 00:43:20,475 --> 00:43:22,060 while I've been doin' all the work. 984 00:43:22,102 --> 00:43:23,437 -Yeah, so? -I've never driven 985 00:43:23,478 --> 00:43:24,563 a Ferrari before. 986 00:43:24,605 --> 00:43:26,398 I wanna feel some Italian horsepower. 987 00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:28,692 This might be my only chance. 988 00:43:30,986 --> 00:43:33,280 All right, son. 989 00:43:33,322 --> 00:43:35,741 Let's see what you got. 990 00:43:40,662 --> 00:43:43,206 Long as it ain't mine. 991 00:43:47,544 --> 00:43:49,963 But w-we gotta turn-- turn ourselves in. 992 00:43:50,005 --> 00:43:51,965 No, no. If the cops thought you knew anything, 993 00:43:52,007 --> 00:43:53,800 they would've come, and they would've picked you up. 994 00:43:53,842 --> 00:43:56,678 Th-they called me to come down for questioning, lip. 995 00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:58,513 -They know! -They don't know shit. 996 00:43:58,555 --> 00:44:00,349 I wanna come clean, okay? 997 00:44:00,390 --> 00:44:02,976 Ma-make some kinda deal and return all the stuff. 998 00:44:03,018 --> 00:44:04,186 -You wanna make a deal? -Yeah. 999 00:44:04,227 --> 00:44:05,812 You're gonna fuck both of us, okay? 1000 00:44:05,854 --> 00:44:07,481 There's no way that they're gonna believe 1001 00:44:07,522 --> 00:44:09,149 that you stole all that shit by yourself. 1002 00:44:09,191 --> 00:44:11,276 Well, I-I won't give up you or Mickey! 1003 00:44:11,318 --> 00:44:13,362 -I swear! -Uh, lip, 1004 00:44:13,403 --> 00:44:15,822 help me make a bottle for Fred in the kitchen. 1005 00:44:15,864 --> 00:44:17,949 -Now. -yeah. 1006 00:44:17,991 --> 00:44:19,993 He is not gonna last 1007 00:44:20,035 --> 00:44:22,329 five minutes with the cops. 1008 00:44:24,289 --> 00:44:25,582 You need to do something. 1009 00:44:25,624 --> 00:44:27,250 Do something? Like what? 1010 00:44:27,292 --> 00:44:29,461 Get rid of the evidence, for starters! 1011 00:44:29,503 --> 00:44:31,088 I haven't found a place to sell the parts yet. 1012 00:44:31,129 --> 00:44:32,506 Okay, let's just wait for the ideal buyer 1013 00:44:32,547 --> 00:44:33,840 while the cops close in! 1014 00:44:33,882 --> 00:44:35,467 -Cops aren't closing in. -They will be! 1015 00:44:35,509 --> 00:44:37,969 Okay? As soon as they get Brad in a room at the station 1016 00:44:38,011 --> 00:44:40,681 and he starts crying and confessing... 1017 00:44:42,724 --> 00:44:45,268 I don't know, maybe we should just... 1018 00:44:45,310 --> 00:44:47,437 Take care of him. 1019 00:44:47,479 --> 00:44:49,523 Take--meaning what, exactly? 1020 00:44:49,564 --> 00:44:51,358 Meaning... 1021 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,985 Take care of him. 1022 00:44:54,027 --> 00:44:56,405 Wow, this whole, uh, life of crime thing for you 1023 00:44:56,446 --> 00:44:58,323 is gettin' a little bit outta hand, 1024 00:44:58,365 --> 00:45:00,200 -don't ya think, Capone? -No! No, because he is 1025 00:45:00,242 --> 00:45:01,910 gonna get everyone busted. 1026 00:45:01,952 --> 00:45:03,453 I am involved now, okay? 1027 00:45:03,495 --> 00:45:06,039 Who is gonna raise Fred if we both end up in jail? 1028 00:45:12,337 --> 00:45:14,005 Okay, yeah, he does seem a little bit fragile. 1029 00:45:14,047 --> 00:45:16,133 Oh, yeah, no shit! 1030 00:45:16,174 --> 00:45:18,885 We can't let him out of our sight. 1031 00:45:24,307 --> 00:45:25,517 Fuck! 1032 00:45:29,020 --> 00:45:31,148 I need to take a rain check on family bar night. 1033 00:45:31,189 --> 00:45:33,150 What? 1034 00:45:33,191 --> 00:45:35,485 No, no, no, no. You love family bar night. 1035 00:45:35,527 --> 00:45:37,070 -Cartoons on the TV... -I love cartoons. 1036 00:45:37,112 --> 00:45:38,739 -The pizza. -I love pizza. 1037 00:45:38,780 --> 00:45:40,741 All the soda the girls can drink--come on, v. 1038 00:45:40,782 --> 00:45:42,868 I appreciate your trying to cheer me up, 1039 00:45:42,909 --> 00:45:44,411 but I just wanna go home and take a nap. 1040 00:45:44,453 --> 00:45:46,413 You can close up by yourself, right? 1041 00:45:46,455 --> 00:45:48,081 -Come on, girls. -No, wait, I'm sorry, 1042 00:45:48,123 --> 00:45:49,750 but I can't let you go. 1043 00:45:49,791 --> 00:45:51,752 Sorry I'm late! 1044 00:45:51,793 --> 00:45:53,086 Ma? 1045 00:45:53,128 --> 00:45:55,547 -I-Is that your wedding dress? -Yeah. 1046 00:45:55,589 --> 00:45:58,592 I just pulled it out of storage...For you. 1047 00:45:58,633 --> 00:46:00,886 -For me? -Mm-hmm. 1048 00:46:00,927 --> 00:46:03,096 What's goin' on? 1049 00:46:03,138 --> 00:46:05,932 It's not family bar night. 1050 00:46:05,974 --> 00:46:07,851 It was never family bar night. 1051 00:46:07,893 --> 00:46:10,061 You remember how we wanted to get married at city hall, 1052 00:46:10,103 --> 00:46:12,397 but they cancelled everything 'cause of the shutdown? 1053 00:46:12,439 --> 00:46:14,399 Well, they're clearing their backlog. 1054 00:46:14,441 --> 00:46:17,027 They're doing weddings on zoom. 1055 00:46:17,068 --> 00:46:20,322 Upbeat bluesy music 1056 00:46:32,083 --> 00:46:36,296 How many years... 1057 00:46:36,338 --> 00:46:38,632 -We're gettin' married? -Yes. 1058 00:46:38,673 --> 00:46:40,467 Right now? 1059 00:46:40,509 --> 00:46:43,428 Right now. 1060 00:46:43,470 --> 00:46:46,139 Seem to blind me 1061 00:46:52,020 --> 00:46:54,898 -You good? -Yeah. Don't I seem good? 1062 00:46:54,940 --> 00:46:57,067 You're drivin' like my grandma. 1063 00:46:57,108 --> 00:46:59,486 Thought you wanted to feel some Italian horsepower. 1064 00:46:59,528 --> 00:47:01,446 I'm just being cautious. 1065 00:47:01,488 --> 00:47:02,989 There's cautious, 1066 00:47:03,031 --> 00:47:04,783 and then there's whatever this is. 1067 00:47:04,825 --> 00:47:05,826 Giddy up, kid. 1068 00:47:09,412 --> 00:47:11,039 That a boy. 1069 00:47:11,081 --> 00:47:14,084 Rock music 1070 00:47:14,125 --> 00:47:15,836 okay. 1071 00:47:15,877 --> 00:47:18,213 All right, that's enough. 1072 00:47:19,339 --> 00:47:22,259 That's enough, kid. 1073 00:47:22,300 --> 00:47:24,344 Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down! Slow the fuck down! 1074 00:47:24,386 --> 00:47:26,388 I don't know what's going on. It's outta control! 1075 00:47:26,429 --> 00:47:28,306 Brake, brake, brake! 1076 00:47:30,058 --> 00:47:32,227 Oh...what the fuck? 1077 00:47:32,269 --> 00:47:36,189 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1078 00:47:36,231 --> 00:47:37,649 Piece of shit! 1079 00:47:37,691 --> 00:47:39,025 Man, what the hell? 1080 00:47:39,067 --> 00:47:41,194 -You fuck! -I told you 1081 00:47:41,236 --> 00:47:43,530 don't let Billie Eilish drive the car! 1082 00:47:48,660 --> 00:47:50,620 Mommy'll be right up, baby. 1083 00:47:57,586 --> 00:47:59,796 Rough day? 1084 00:48:01,172 --> 00:48:03,133 I didn't expect you to be here. 1085 00:48:03,174 --> 00:48:06,428 No, I wasn't. I left. 1086 00:48:06,469 --> 00:48:08,930 But then I came back, because I thought 1087 00:48:08,972 --> 00:48:12,017 I should tell you to your face how big of a bitch you are. 1088 00:48:14,853 --> 00:48:17,355 Mission accomplished. 1089 00:48:20,150 --> 00:48:24,362 You know, we both said some things we shouldn't have. 1090 00:48:24,404 --> 00:48:26,740 But I'm open to talking it out. 1091 00:48:29,075 --> 00:48:31,244 I'm not. 1092 00:48:31,286 --> 00:48:33,371 What do you mean? 1093 00:48:33,413 --> 00:48:36,875 I don't think I could be with a person like you, Sandy. 1094 00:48:36,917 --> 00:48:39,085 A person like me. Wow. 1095 00:48:39,127 --> 00:48:41,046 You left your kid. 1096 00:48:43,548 --> 00:48:46,343 So what did you do last night and then again all day today? 1097 00:48:46,384 --> 00:48:48,345 -Is that not the same, or-- -i blew off some steam 1098 00:48:48,386 --> 00:48:49,846 for less than a day. 1099 00:48:49,888 --> 00:48:51,848 And it sucked, and now I'm back. 1100 00:48:51,890 --> 00:48:53,391 With my kid. 1101 00:48:53,433 --> 00:48:55,560 Can you say the same about you and prince? 1102 00:48:55,602 --> 00:48:58,104 No, that is not fair. I told you why I left prince. 1103 00:48:58,146 --> 00:48:59,606 -I was 15 years old. -Oh, my god. 1104 00:48:59,648 --> 00:49:01,816 I've heard all of your excuses, Sandy, 1105 00:49:01,858 --> 00:49:04,277 and they sound great coming out of your mouth. 1106 00:49:04,319 --> 00:49:06,279 But at the end of the day, 1107 00:49:06,321 --> 00:49:09,115 you walked out on somebody that needed you. 1108 00:49:09,157 --> 00:49:12,035 I've got my entire family trying to leave me. 1109 00:49:12,077 --> 00:49:14,704 I don't need to be worried about you too. 1110 00:49:31,262 --> 00:49:33,473 You fucking... 1111 00:49:41,398 --> 00:49:43,483 You should see the scene out there. 1112 00:49:43,525 --> 00:49:47,112 Some idiot drove his Ferrari into a parked car. 1113 00:49:47,153 --> 00:49:50,073 What, she's not ready yet? We're gonna miss our time slot. 1114 00:50:06,214 --> 00:50:08,341 -Is this dress too much? -Excuse me? 1115 00:50:08,383 --> 00:50:10,510 -What's wrong with my dress? -Nothin'. 1116 00:50:12,012 --> 00:50:13,638 It's perfect. 1117 00:50:17,892 --> 00:50:19,853 Are we really doing this? 1118 00:50:19,894 --> 00:50:22,188 I think so. 1119 00:50:22,230 --> 00:50:24,607 Dominic! no, honey, 1120 00:50:24,649 --> 00:50:27,694 look, that is for after they get married. 1121 00:50:27,736 --> 00:50:30,196 Kay? oh, hey, hey, hey. 1122 00:50:30,238 --> 00:50:32,824 I think they're ready for y'all. 1123 00:50:40,290 --> 00:50:41,875 Yes, sir, I'm ready. 1124 00:50:41,916 --> 00:50:44,210 Me too. 1125 00:50:44,252 --> 00:50:46,046 Dominic! 1126 00:50:46,087 --> 00:50:48,214 I'm gonna beat your little ass--sit down! 1127 00:50:49,424 --> 00:50:50,884 Yes, sir. 1128 00:50:54,304 --> 00:50:56,056 We'll just check in on him real quick, 1129 00:50:56,097 --> 00:50:57,557 and then we got to get to Liam's school. 1130 00:50:57,599 --> 00:50:59,059 -We're already late. -In and out, all right? 1131 00:50:59,100 --> 00:51:00,393 I promise. 1132 00:51:01,853 --> 00:51:03,730 Where's Terry? 1133 00:51:03,772 --> 00:51:06,733 Your father... He's an evil man. 1134 00:51:06,775 --> 00:51:08,401 No shit. What're you doin' out here? 1135 00:51:08,443 --> 00:51:10,153 I had to handle him the same way 1136 00:51:10,195 --> 00:51:12,030 I handled sister Cecilia. 1137 00:51:12,072 --> 00:51:13,406 Yeah, the slap to the back of the head thing, right? 1138 00:51:13,448 --> 00:51:16,201 -No. -what? Like drugs? 1139 00:51:16,242 --> 00:51:18,161 -Fuckin' loves those. -No. 1140 00:51:18,203 --> 00:51:21,081 A return to sit at the feet of our lord and savior 1141 00:51:21,122 --> 00:51:23,917 in death. 1142 00:51:23,958 --> 00:51:26,711 Funky music 1143 00:51:28,588 --> 00:51:30,507 sorry, did you just say death? 1144 00:51:46,397 --> 00:51:49,984 Okay, we'll now take a minute to consider the suggestion 1145 00:51:50,026 --> 00:51:53,363 of Mahatma Gandhi academy of peace. 1146 00:51:54,531 --> 00:51:56,157 What's up, buddy? 1147 00:51:56,199 --> 00:51:57,826 Where is everybody? 1148 00:51:57,867 --> 00:52:00,912 Fuck 'em. What'd I miss? 1149 00:52:00,954 --> 00:52:02,622 They already rejected 1150 00:52:02,664 --> 00:52:03,998 Martin Luther King middle school 1151 00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,292 because mlk was a womanizer. 1152 00:52:06,334 --> 00:52:07,877 Then they rejected Barack Obama 1153 00:52:07,919 --> 00:52:10,547 because of his "use of drones in the middle east." 1154 00:52:10,588 --> 00:52:11,965 They even said no to Michael Jordan. 1155 00:52:12,006 --> 00:52:13,383 Whoa, the goat? 1156 00:52:13,424 --> 00:52:15,802 His gambling sets a bad example. 1157 00:52:15,844 --> 00:52:18,304 Tough crowd. 1158 00:52:18,346 --> 00:52:21,266 Hey, why's frank sittin' over there? 1159 00:52:21,307 --> 00:52:23,393 Said if I'm not with him, I'm against him. 1160 00:52:23,434 --> 00:52:25,145 I guess we're enemies. 1161 00:52:25,186 --> 00:52:27,814 Unfortunately, I don't think we can further consider 1162 00:52:27,856 --> 00:52:30,567 Mahatma Gandhi academy of peace. 1163 00:52:30,608 --> 00:52:32,402 We've been made aware of 1164 00:52:32,443 --> 00:52:34,487 some problematic century-old comments 1165 00:52:34,529 --> 00:52:37,323 Mr. Gandhi made about black africans. 1166 00:52:37,365 --> 00:52:40,326 They're...disqualifying. 1167 00:52:40,368 --> 00:52:43,204 Up next to propose a new name, 1168 00:52:43,246 --> 00:52:45,165 Francis Gallagher, 1169 00:52:45,206 --> 00:52:48,001 class of 1968. 1170 00:52:49,711 --> 00:52:53,715 Uh...thank you, madam...President. 1171 00:52:53,756 --> 00:52:56,134 Thank you. What I'd like to, uh, 1172 00:52:56,176 --> 00:52:59,179 to talk about today... 1173 00:52:59,220 --> 00:53:01,055 ...is, um... 1174 00:53:03,349 --> 00:53:07,312 Obviously, I'm here to address, 1175 00:53:07,353 --> 00:53:09,689 uh, t-the--uh... 1176 00:53:10,648 --> 00:53:13,401 I would like to address, uh, the... 1177 00:53:15,820 --> 00:53:17,363 Uh...gimme a second. 1178 00:53:17,405 --> 00:53:20,450 It'll come to me. 1179 00:53:20,491 --> 00:53:23,161 I can't seem to remember what I had to say. 1180 00:53:23,203 --> 00:53:24,704 Um, I don't think... 1181 00:53:27,749 --> 00:53:30,126 Memory's funny, isn't it? It's like... 1182 00:53:30,168 --> 00:53:31,669 Sand through your fingers. 1183 00:53:31,711 --> 00:53:34,714 Sometimes you can grab it, and sometimes... 1184 00:53:36,090 --> 00:53:39,052 That damn fragile thing, it's... 1185 00:53:42,096 --> 00:53:44,474 ...all that'll be left of us. 1186 00:53:44,515 --> 00:53:46,726 All of us, at some point... 1187 00:53:49,103 --> 00:53:52,106 Just a memory. 1188 00:53:52,148 --> 00:53:55,276 And let me tell ya, if you haven't made a Mark, 1189 00:53:55,318 --> 00:53:59,572 now, while you're kickin'... 1190 00:53:59,614 --> 00:54:01,783 You don't even get that. 1191 00:54:03,368 --> 00:54:05,495 Uh... 1192 00:54:05,536 --> 00:54:06,788 Uh... 1193 00:54:15,713 --> 00:54:17,590 Johnny? 1194 00:54:19,050 --> 00:54:21,511 Johnny wisneiwski? 1195 00:54:21,552 --> 00:54:23,012 Hey! 1196 00:54:23,054 --> 00:54:25,431 Why don't you show everybody your little baby dick? 1197 00:54:25,473 --> 00:54:26,849 Come on! 1198 00:54:26,891 --> 00:54:29,018 I-I know the rest of the team 1199 00:54:29,060 --> 00:54:31,354 would really get a kick outta that, huh? 1200 00:54:31,396 --> 00:54:33,773 I tell you what I'm gonna do. I'll go first. 1201 00:54:33,815 --> 00:54:35,858 Okay? Come on, Johnny. 1202 00:54:35,900 --> 00:54:37,944 -Mr. Gallagher-- -hey, hey, back up! 1203 00:54:37,986 --> 00:54:40,113 That's my dad, asshole! Cpd! 1204 00:54:44,158 --> 00:54:46,119 What'd frank do this time? 1205 00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:48,079 He really lost it today. 1206 00:54:48,121 --> 00:54:50,957 Stripped naked at Liam's school in front of a bunch of kids. 1207 00:54:50,999 --> 00:54:53,251 Only thing I could do to prevent him from going to jail 1208 00:54:53,293 --> 00:54:55,628 was badging everyone there, taking him to the er. 1209 00:54:55,670 --> 00:54:57,797 He's still getting evaluated. 1210 00:54:57,839 --> 00:54:59,507 Debs, you okay? 1211 00:54:59,549 --> 00:55:02,135 I've had a day. 1212 00:55:03,511 --> 00:55:05,847 -Yeah. -yeah. 1213 00:55:05,888 --> 00:55:07,807 I guess that makes all of us. 1214 00:55:07,849 --> 00:55:10,727 A nun killed Mickey's dad. 1215 00:55:10,768 --> 00:55:13,438 Terry's dead? 1216 00:55:13,479 --> 00:55:15,106 As a doornail. 1217 00:55:15,148 --> 00:55:17,317 Damn! A nun? 1218 00:55:17,358 --> 00:55:21,863 God really does work in mysterious ways, doesn't she? 1219 00:55:22,947 --> 00:55:25,325 Hey, sorry I missed your thing. 1220 00:55:25,366 --> 00:55:27,827 Terry's dying kinda threw a wrench in our schedule. 1221 00:55:27,869 --> 00:55:31,497 -How'd it go? -I think I did all right. 1222 00:55:32,373 --> 00:55:33,666 -Whoa! -hey! 1223 00:55:33,708 --> 00:55:35,084 -Shit, man! -Nice! 1224 00:55:35,126 --> 00:55:37,003 What name did ya end up pitching? 1225 00:55:37,045 --> 00:55:38,921 Well, when I realized they had a problem 1226 00:55:38,963 --> 00:55:41,841 with every famous person's name that anybody suggested, 1227 00:55:41,883 --> 00:55:43,843 I just thought I'll play it safe, 1228 00:55:43,885 --> 00:55:46,846 so from now on, it's just gonna be called the middle school. 1229 00:55:46,888 --> 00:55:48,973 Nice one, man. 1230 00:55:49,015 --> 00:55:50,266 Hi. 1231 00:55:53,019 --> 00:55:54,437 What's going on? 1232 00:55:54,479 --> 00:55:56,105 -Where's Brad? -Locked in the car. 1233 00:55:56,147 --> 00:55:57,940 Handcuffed to the door. He's calmed down, 1234 00:55:57,982 --> 00:56:00,526 but he is a ticking bomb. We gotta do something 1235 00:56:00,568 --> 00:56:02,987 before he goes to the cops. 1236 00:56:03,029 --> 00:56:06,407 Okay, so all of Mr. Gallagher's behavior 1237 00:56:06,449 --> 00:56:08,368 can be explained by his previous diagnosis. 1238 00:56:08,409 --> 00:56:10,328 We didn't find evidence of anything new. 1239 00:56:10,370 --> 00:56:11,829 Sorry, his-his previous diagnosis? 1240 00:56:11,871 --> 00:56:14,165 Well, we treated Mr. Gallagher three weeks ago, 1241 00:56:14,207 --> 00:56:16,751 did a neurological assessment, and arrived at a diagnosis 1242 00:56:16,793 --> 00:56:19,379 of alcoholic dementia. 1243 00:56:21,130 --> 00:56:23,925 I'm...sorry. I thought he would have told you by now. 1244 00:56:23,966 --> 00:56:25,218 I'm sure I mentioned it. 1245 00:56:25,259 --> 00:56:28,221 No. you didn't. 1246 00:56:28,262 --> 00:56:30,473 I'm sorry. What is alcoholic dementia? 1247 00:56:30,515 --> 00:56:33,184 Basically, he pickled his brain with decades of drinking, 1248 00:56:33,226 --> 00:56:35,103 and now his mind is calling it quits. 1249 00:56:35,144 --> 00:56:37,980 It involves significant impairments of memory 1250 00:56:38,022 --> 00:56:40,358 and other cognitive functions. 1251 00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:42,652 Were you aware that your father is an alcoholic? 1252 00:56:42,693 --> 00:56:46,364 There's been some evidence of that, yeah. 1253 00:56:46,406 --> 00:56:48,408 Some days will be good, and some will be bad. 1254 00:56:48,449 --> 00:56:49,742 Very bad. 1255 00:56:49,784 --> 00:56:52,328 It won't be a linear progression. 1256 00:56:52,370 --> 00:56:54,664 You have to be prepared to go along for the ride. 1257 00:56:54,705 --> 00:56:56,499 And try not to contradict him. 1258 00:56:56,541 --> 00:56:59,335 That leads to confusion and anger. 1259 00:56:59,377 --> 00:57:01,170 Excuse me. 1260 00:57:05,508 --> 00:57:07,510 What are we doin' in the hospital? 1261 00:57:07,552 --> 00:57:09,178 One of you have another kid? 1262 00:57:11,013 --> 00:57:12,974 No, you-you've got dementia. 1263 00:57:13,015 --> 00:57:16,060 From bein' a drunk, frank. 1264 00:57:24,569 --> 00:57:27,363 Funky music 105910