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Hey, what are you doing here?
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You didn't even watch
last week's Shameless.
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Get the fuck out of my truck.
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Something weird
happened with Tish.
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She didn't wanna use a condom,
but I did.
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I tried to pull out,
but she wrapped her legs
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so tight
and wouldn't let me.
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She raped you.
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Are we in a relationship?
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Sandy!
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Who's that?
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It's my fucking husband.
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Your what?
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Now all I gotta do
is get Black folks
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moving back
into the neighborhood.
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Black folks
don't shoot up schools.
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When Mikaela has
a problem with Laquon,
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she knows she gotta go
to his mama's house,
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handle it there.
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We can stash the bikes in here
till you find some buyers.
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You're cool letting us use
your gym?
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How much?
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Five percent.
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Deal.
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I saw my dad yesterday.
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I told him about us maybe
taking over my old bedroom.
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No, no, no, absolutely not.
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We're, uh...we're thinking
we wanna sell the house,
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the Gallagher house.
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Fuck that.
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A woman found you
unconscious
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and bleeding behind a Dumpster.
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Dementia?
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rock music
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Think of all
the luck you got
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Know that
it's not for naught
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You were beaming
once before
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But it's not like that
anymore
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What is this downside
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That you speak of?
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What is this feeling
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You're so sure of?
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Round up
the friends you got
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Know that
they're not for naught
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You were willing
once before
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But it's not like that
anymore
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What is this downside
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That you speak of?
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What is this feeling
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You're so sure of?
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Good morning,
oh brother of mine.
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Made you breakfast.
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What's with her?
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I wouldn't trust it.
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upbeat rock music
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Good morning, boys.
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Look what I made.
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Your favorite.
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Why the fuck are you
touching me right now?
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Tami, Phillip,
bacon rainbows?
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Flower pancakes?
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Uh, we're good.
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Uh, good.
Thanks, though.
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Hey, bud.
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So, um...
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things got a little bit heated
last night,
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but now that
we've all slept on it,
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I would like to reopen
the discussion
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about fixing up the house
to sell.
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Um...
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if we knocked out
a couple walls,
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created a more open floor plan,
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we could add 30 grand
to the sale price.
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Debs, what do you think?
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Oh, Phillip...
Well, I think
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you can take
your open floor plan
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- and lick my vagina.
- Gross.
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Jesus fucking Christ,
what is the big deal?
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I grew up here.
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Yeah, we all grew up here.
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Maybe our kids can grow up
someplace nicer.
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Yeah, maybe somewhere
Frank doesn't live.
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Oh, I see what this is.
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It's not even your idea.
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Fucking
Little Miss Middle Class
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wants her townhouse in Pilsen.
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Whoa, hold on a second.
I didn't even--
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How hard did you have
to twist his little nut sack
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for him to do what you wanted?
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Nobody twisted
my nut sack, all right?
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And it doesn't matter
whose idea this is.
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It's a good idea.
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You are the only one
who doesn't think so.
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Well, Ian only thinks so
because you think so.
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-What?
-And Carl's too stupid to think
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-anything at all.
-Hey, that's not true.
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Mickey and I have been
saving up to get our own place.
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When did that idea come?
Right when Lip moved out.
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"Lip got his own place.
I should too."
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That's bullshit.
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I don't just do things
'cause Lip says.
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Well, you sort of do, though.
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Name one thing.
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Switched from tighty-whiteys
to boxers 'cause Lip did.
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I had a fungus issue.
Boxers air the boys out better.
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Totally.
Who told you that again?
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Lip.
Fuck the both of you.
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I'm my own man.
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Okay, big shot.
Why don't you tell Lip
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you don't wanna sell
the house, then?
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Mickey, hey, stop.
Family only.
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Mickey's family.
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Yeah, well, he's just saying--
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This doesn't concern you, Tami.
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Yeah, none of this
concerns you, Tami.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
So Mickey's family,
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but Tami's not family?
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Yeah.
They're married.
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Tami has no right to tell you
to sell my house.
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Oh, my God.
I didn't tell him
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to do anything.
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-What the fuck?
-All right, back off.
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All right?
I got this.
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Wow.
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Carl, we sell,
we each get 20 grand.
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Right?
Maybe more, okay?
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You could get
a sick bachelor pad for that.
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Awesome.
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You're gonna have to clean
that bachelor pad
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-and cook your own meals.
-Shit.
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You'll be able
to have sex
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without someone barging in
and asking for deodorant.
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But you'll have to pay
your own bills.
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Look, you can do that online.
It's easy.
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Carl doesn't know which remote
turns the TV on.
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You think he can pay
his own bills online?
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Debbie, you can't just insult
your way
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into getting what you want.
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And you can't fuck your way
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into getting
what you want, Tami!
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Hey!
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The fuck is so funny?
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I mean, why do you all
still live together?
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You obviously hate each other.
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-We don't hate each other.
-We don't all hate each other.
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We just all hate Debbie.
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Hey, Ian doesn't hate Lip.
Ian loves Lip.
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Lip is his only friend
in the whole fucking world.
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Oh, fuck you, Debbie.
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-She's not wrong, though.
-All right, could we all
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just put
our personal shit aside,
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right, calm the fuck down,
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and just have
a rational discussion for once?
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We have to pay
for water?
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Yes, water costs money.
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Okay, how about we don't
calm the fuck down,
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and we get up in Debbie's face,
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and we call her out
for being
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the selfish brat that she is?
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-You cut hair, Tami.
-Tami, Tami, not helping.
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If Lip told you to lick
a cat turd
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off a steam pipe
in the middle of July--
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Yeah, I got something here
to lick on.
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Nobody's licking any turds!
All right?
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I could get a maid, right?
I don't wanna have to clean
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the shit out of my own toilet.
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A maid's
not gonna cook for you.
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You're gonna starve.
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Okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay!
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Everybody shut the fuck up,
please.
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Let's just vote
and be done with it.
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Sell!
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- Shut up, Franny!
- Atta girl.
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Nice mothering, Debbie.
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Stop, all right?
Tami, Mickey,
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stay out of it.
Franny, you too.
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I vote sell.
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I vote no.
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Ian.
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I vote no.
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Yes.
Gallaghers, unite.
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You fucking kidding me?
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- Oh, shut up.
- Carl?
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Can I think about it?
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-Yes.
-Right now, decision.
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Liam.
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Where the fuck is Liam?
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Mm, don't you look beautiful!
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No, sir.
You let Lip hide
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stolen motorcycles in Kev-Fit.
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You and I don't have anything
to say to each other
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until this is over.
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It's only for a couple of days!
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Did you see that chopper?
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I've always wanted
a chopper like that.
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I'd be ten times more fuckable
in a chopper.
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If you get on that chopper,
you're never gonna get...
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fucked again.
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Brad's got a buyer in Indiana.
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Him and Lip are running
two of them there today.
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Get rid of them.
All of them.
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Yes, ma'am.
Girls, you ready
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to go to school?
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Where the hell are they going?
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Girls?
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Who's in there?
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-Liam?
-Hi.
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-Christ, Liam!
-What are you doing here?
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Lip's selling the house.
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-Lip's selling the house?
-What?
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Everyone's moving on
with their lives,
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and I'm gonna end up homeless.
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Can I live with you?
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-You got this?
-Yeah, I got it.
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All right, cool.
Girls, let's go.
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Come on.
I gotta go sign in voters.
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It's election day.
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But in the meantime,
you and I are gonna talk
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about why young Black men
can't go around
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breaking into people's houses.
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Come on.
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A Gallagher has lived
in that house
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since before statehood.
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My great-great-great
grandfather Connell
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built it on the foundation
of a Kickapoo hut,
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and it's mine.
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I should have a say.
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I should have...
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more than a say.
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I'm their father.
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I gotta...
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I gotta stop this.
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Thank...thank you.
Thanks for talking me
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through this.
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I'll see you later.
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You gonna pay
for those beers?
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Just put it on my tab.
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You don't
have a tab.
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Um...
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Where...
how did I get here?
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I don't know how you got here,
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but I know how you leaving
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if you don't pay
for your beers.
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I ordered five beers,
didn't drink any of them?
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Don't care if you drink them
or not,
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long as you pay for them.
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Uh...
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I, um...
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Chubby!
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Jesus.
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low rock music
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Okay, okay.
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Out of the road, asshole!
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Yo, bathroom free?
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I'd give it a minute.
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-What are you looking at?
-Apartments.
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Figure when you guys
sell the house,
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- we should probably have a--
- Sell?
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You just dared me
not to sell the house.
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Come on, I was
just giving you shit
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for always doing
what Lip does, man.
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Go tell the others
we wanna sell this shitbag.
263
00:09:27,987 --> 00:09:29,530
Let's find a place
with lots of rooms to fuck in.
264
00:09:29,572 --> 00:09:30,698
-You know what I mean?
-No.
265
00:09:30,739 --> 00:09:32,157
I change my vote,
Debbie thinks she's right,
266
00:09:32,199 --> 00:09:34,994
and I promised to never let
Debbie think she's right.
267
00:09:35,035 --> 00:09:37,246
Promised who?
268
00:09:37,288 --> 00:09:38,247
Lip.
269
00:09:38,289 --> 00:09:39,873
Damn, man, you do need
friends who aren't Lip.
270
00:09:39,915 --> 00:09:41,750
I have friends
who aren't Lip.
271
00:09:41,792 --> 00:09:43,043
Uh-huh?
Like who?
272
00:09:43,085 --> 00:09:44,336
- Don't say me.
- You.
273
00:09:44,378 --> 00:09:45,588
All right, what friends
have you got?
274
00:09:45,629 --> 00:09:46,672
- Don't say me.
- You.
275
00:09:46,714 --> 00:09:48,215
See?
Neither of us have friends.
276
00:09:48,257 --> 00:09:49,633
Yeah, but as far
as I'm concerned,
277
00:09:49,675 --> 00:09:51,051
a friend is just someone else
I gotta shoot
278
00:09:51,093 --> 00:09:52,344
before they turn
state's evidence.
279
00:09:52,386 --> 00:09:53,679
Yeah, well, if I need friends,
280
00:09:53,721 --> 00:09:54,930
you need friends.
281
00:09:54,972 --> 00:09:55,848
Why?
282
00:09:55,889 --> 00:09:57,141
You really want me hanging out
by myself
283
00:09:57,182 --> 00:09:59,602
with a bunch of gay guys,
talking about sex and stuff?
284
00:09:59,643 --> 00:10:00,519
Why would you do that?
285
00:10:00,561 --> 00:10:01,437
That's what friends do.
286
00:10:01,478 --> 00:10:02,855
Fuck you.
Make friends with chicks.
287
00:10:02,896 --> 00:10:04,898
Yeah, 'cause chicks wanna hear
about our sex life.
288
00:10:04,940 --> 00:10:06,525
Why do you wanna be talking
to everybody
289
00:10:06,567 --> 00:10:07,610
about our fucking sex lives?
290
00:10:07,651 --> 00:10:09,445
I don't.
But say I wanted to bitch
291
00:10:09,486 --> 00:10:11,155
about you not liking
having your ass licked.
292
00:10:11,196 --> 00:10:12,364
Oh, Christ.
This again.
293
00:10:12,406 --> 00:10:13,407
I can't do that with a bunch
294
00:10:13,449 --> 00:10:14,491
of straight guys or with girls.
295
00:10:14,533 --> 00:10:15,659
I can only do that
with gay guys.
296
00:10:15,701 --> 00:10:17,077
You already have some,
don't you?
297
00:10:17,119 --> 00:10:18,245
You got a group of gay friends
298
00:10:18,287 --> 00:10:19,288
who know I don't
like getting my ass licked,
299
00:10:19,330 --> 00:10:20,706
and now I gotta
go fucking murder
300
00:10:20,748 --> 00:10:21,874
a bunch of people.
301
00:10:21,915 --> 00:10:23,375
No, but if I make gay friends,
302
00:10:23,417 --> 00:10:25,169
we're gonna talk about sex,
303
00:10:25,210 --> 00:10:26,962
and if you're not there,
304
00:10:27,004 --> 00:10:28,505
who knows what'll happen?
305
00:10:28,547 --> 00:10:30,841
Oh, really?
306
00:10:30,883 --> 00:10:32,593
Remember the whole monogamy
conversation we had?
307
00:10:32,635 --> 00:10:33,636
What'd we decide?
308
00:10:33,677 --> 00:10:35,346
We can hump other people
when we're together,
309
00:10:35,387 --> 00:10:36,513
not when we're on our own.
310
00:10:36,555 --> 00:10:38,474
Then I guess we should make
some friends together.
311
00:10:38,515 --> 00:10:40,684
Fuck, man,
I hate the fucking gays.
312
00:10:40,726 --> 00:10:43,520
All their "meh"
and their "bleh."
313
00:10:43,562 --> 00:10:44,730
They're not all like that.
314
00:10:44,772 --> 00:10:46,690
Okay, well, let's find some
who aren't like that.
315
00:10:46,732 --> 00:10:48,067
Where do we find those gays?
316
00:10:48,108 --> 00:10:49,485
I don't know.
317
00:10:49,526 --> 00:10:51,820
Furniture shopping?
The gym.
318
00:10:51,862 --> 00:10:53,238
Fancy places have
free trial weeks.
319
00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:55,949
All right, great, so we find
some fucking fancy gays
320
00:10:55,991 --> 00:10:57,826
at the gym.
Then what?
321
00:10:57,868 --> 00:10:58,744
Smile?
322
00:10:58,786 --> 00:10:59,745
Talk to them?
323
00:10:59,787 --> 00:11:02,206
Jesus Christ,
I gotta smile now too?
324
00:11:02,247 --> 00:11:03,415
You seemed pretty happy
325
00:11:03,457 --> 00:11:07,461
with how I woke you up
this morning.
326
00:11:07,503 --> 00:11:08,879
Whatever.
327
00:11:08,921 --> 00:11:11,632
rock music
328
00:11:20,974 --> 00:11:21,975
Fuck me.
329
00:11:22,017 --> 00:11:24,937
Hi.
I brought you a coffee.
330
00:11:24,978 --> 00:11:26,772
No, thanks.
331
00:11:26,814 --> 00:11:27,898
Where you headed?
332
00:11:27,940 --> 00:11:29,358
Winfrey Elementary.
333
00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:30,693
Gonna go talk
to the first graders
334
00:11:30,734 --> 00:11:32,111
about stranger danger.
335
00:11:32,152 --> 00:11:34,363
Okay, well, you wanna...
get together tonight,
336
00:11:34,405 --> 00:11:35,614
like dinner or something?
337
00:11:35,656 --> 00:11:37,324
Uh, look, I don't think
338
00:11:37,366 --> 00:11:40,035
we should be seeing
each other anymore.
339
00:11:40,077 --> 00:11:42,287
Okay.
Uh...
340
00:11:42,329 --> 00:11:45,040
W-wait, I-I thought that...
341
00:11:47,876 --> 00:11:50,671
Okay.
342
00:11:57,386 --> 00:12:00,222
Shh, there you go.
Shh.
343
00:12:00,264 --> 00:12:01,306
Yeah.
344
00:12:01,348 --> 00:12:03,142
Yeah, all right, great.
Yeah, I'll see you in an hour.
345
00:12:03,183 --> 00:12:04,768
A'ight, bye.
346
00:12:04,810 --> 00:12:06,019
Hey.
347
00:12:06,061 --> 00:12:07,771
Brad found a buyer
348
00:12:07,813 --> 00:12:08,814
for the bikes in Merrillville,
349
00:12:08,856 --> 00:12:10,399
so I'm gonna go pick them up
from Kev's
350
00:12:10,441 --> 00:12:12,109
-and run them down.
-Great.
351
00:12:12,151 --> 00:12:13,944
I will start packing up
some of our stuff
352
00:12:13,986 --> 00:12:16,155
and bringing it over
to my dad's.
353
00:12:16,196 --> 00:12:17,656
I'm sorry.
What?
354
00:12:17,698 --> 00:12:18,866
Well, I mean,
we have to be out of here
355
00:12:18,907 --> 00:12:19,867
in a few weeks.
356
00:12:19,908 --> 00:12:21,535
Doesn't look like you're
selling your old house
357
00:12:21,577 --> 00:12:22,953
- anytime soon.
- Uh-huh.
358
00:12:22,995 --> 00:12:24,830
We can't afford a new place,
so...
359
00:12:24,872 --> 00:12:26,582
I thought that we
would stay with my dad
360
00:12:26,623 --> 00:12:27,791
just until we figure things
out.
361
00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:29,501
Oh, I've got things
figured out, though, right?
362
00:12:29,543 --> 00:12:31,503
I'm gonna get Liam and Carl
on my side,
363
00:12:31,545 --> 00:12:32,463
we're gonna sell the house,
364
00:12:32,504 --> 00:12:34,381
and we can use our cuts
365
00:12:34,423 --> 00:12:35,466
to get a new place.
366
00:12:35,507 --> 00:12:39,386
Okay, but even if Debbie
let that happen,
367
00:12:39,428 --> 00:12:41,096
we're talking about remodeling.
368
00:12:41,138 --> 00:12:42,139
You know?
369
00:12:42,181 --> 00:12:43,849
That's gonna take a while.
370
00:12:43,891 --> 00:12:45,058
Well, I'm gonna sell
the Indian,
371
00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:46,977
and that'll get us enough
to rent an apartment
372
00:12:47,019 --> 00:12:47,811
in the meantime.
373
00:12:47,853 --> 00:12:49,438
Lip.
"Sell the house."
374
00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:50,272
"Sell the Indian."
375
00:12:50,314 --> 00:12:52,274
How about just get a job?
376
00:12:52,316 --> 00:12:53,317
You know?
377
00:12:53,358 --> 00:12:54,902
-Amazon is hiring drivers.
-No, no.
378
00:12:54,943 --> 00:12:57,029
No, no, no, no, no.
I've got applications in,
379
00:12:57,070 --> 00:12:59,490
all right, for mechanic jobs
all over town.
380
00:12:59,531 --> 00:13:02,451
That's great, but, like,
until you get one of those,
381
00:13:02,493 --> 00:13:04,369
how about deliver packages
382
00:13:04,411 --> 00:13:05,579
or flip burgers?
383
00:13:05,621 --> 00:13:08,123
And we can stay with my family,
save up for a new place
384
00:13:08,165 --> 00:13:09,041
like normal people.
385
00:13:09,082 --> 00:13:11,084
No, I'm not living
with your family.
386
00:13:11,126 --> 00:13:12,336
Okay?
W-with your dad
387
00:13:12,377 --> 00:13:13,420
and his Fox News
388
00:13:13,462 --> 00:13:16,089
and-and-and Cami
and her fucking...
389
00:13:16,131 --> 00:13:17,090
fucking Cami-ness.
390
00:13:17,132 --> 00:13:18,842
Oh, what, you think
your family's any better?
391
00:13:18,884 --> 00:13:20,803
C-come on, you guys have
a criminal record
392
00:13:20,844 --> 00:13:22,095
longer than the Gambinos'.
393
00:13:22,137 --> 00:13:24,264
Look, it would be easier
394
00:13:24,306 --> 00:13:26,308
to fix up my old house
if we were in it.
395
00:13:26,350 --> 00:13:29,561
Well, Debbie...
called me a controlling bitch,
396
00:13:29,603 --> 00:13:31,438
so we are not staying there.
397
00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:33,524
Thank you for defending me,
by the way.
398
00:13:33,565 --> 00:13:35,901
You don't think you're being
a little controlling right now?
399
00:13:35,943 --> 00:13:37,903
I...I have a plan.
400
00:13:37,945 --> 00:13:39,071
-Okay?
-Yeah, but it's based on things
401
00:13:39,112 --> 00:13:41,031
that are not in your control.
402
00:13:41,073 --> 00:13:42,241
Okay?
With my plan,
403
00:13:42,282 --> 00:13:45,035
we have a place to stay.
We have actual income.
404
00:13:45,077 --> 00:13:47,204
All right, wait.
405
00:13:47,246 --> 00:13:49,581
Just give me the day,
all right?
406
00:13:49,623 --> 00:13:51,333
Let me work on Liam and Carl.
407
00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:52,918
Let me sell the Indian,
all right?
408
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,044
If it doesn't work out,
409
00:13:54,086 --> 00:13:55,671
then we will talk
about what happens next.
410
00:13:55,712 --> 00:13:58,298
Just one day, okay?
411
00:14:00,551 --> 00:14:02,219
Fine.
412
00:14:02,261 --> 00:14:03,178
One day.
413
00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:04,221
Okay.
Hey.
414
00:14:04,263 --> 00:14:05,430
It'll work out, all right?
415
00:14:05,472 --> 00:14:06,557
I promise you.
416
00:14:06,598 --> 00:14:09,685
-Okay.
-All right.
417
00:14:12,104 --> 00:14:14,398
Chu-chu-chu-chu-chu.
418
00:14:14,439 --> 00:14:15,899
Hey, Brad.
Uh, yeah.
419
00:14:15,941 --> 00:14:17,276
You think you can, uh,
find someone
420
00:14:17,317 --> 00:14:19,361
who would wanna buy
the Indian too?
421
00:14:25,576 --> 00:14:28,912
Six feet, assholes.
422
00:14:28,954 --> 00:14:30,080
Where's V?
423
00:14:30,122 --> 00:14:31,290
Municipal elections.
424
00:14:31,331 --> 00:14:33,375
She's working
at a polling station.
425
00:14:33,417 --> 00:14:34,459
Maybe we should go vote.
426
00:14:34,501 --> 00:14:35,460
V said if you tried to vote,
427
00:14:35,502 --> 00:14:37,045
she's gonna beat the shit
out of you.
428
00:14:37,087 --> 00:14:38,881
Can I get
a Boilermaker there, Kev?
429
00:14:38,922 --> 00:14:40,090
JB on the rocks.
430
00:14:40,132 --> 00:14:43,343
Nobody wants coffee?
Bunch of damn alcoholics.
431
00:14:45,053 --> 00:14:47,973
Oh, there she is.
432
00:14:48,015 --> 00:14:51,143
1948 Panhead...
433
00:14:51,184 --> 00:14:52,102
Burnt copper.
434
00:14:52,144 --> 00:14:54,354
springer-rigged fork.
435
00:14:54,396 --> 00:14:56,189
Totally chopped.
436
00:14:57,357 --> 00:14:58,692
rock music
437
00:14:58,734 --> 00:15:01,987
Bad boy treating lives
like a broken toy
438
00:15:02,029 --> 00:15:03,572
Bad boy...
439
00:15:03,614 --> 00:15:04,489
Fuck it.
440
00:15:04,531 --> 00:15:07,034
Nothing but bad
441
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:11,288
Your kind's evil minor
to the bone
442
00:15:11,330 --> 00:15:13,040
Bad boy
443
00:15:13,081 --> 00:15:15,876
It's gonna get bad
444
00:15:19,004 --> 00:15:20,964
Hey, Liam.
445
00:15:21,006 --> 00:15:22,257
I just wanted to call
and, uh, see
446
00:15:22,299 --> 00:15:24,551
where your head was at
as far as selling the house.
447
00:15:24,593 --> 00:15:26,553
Call me.
Oh, and by the way,
448
00:15:26,595 --> 00:15:27,971
I'm making Tuna Helper tonight.
449
00:15:28,013 --> 00:15:30,182
Your favorite.
Bye.
450
00:15:34,561 --> 00:15:36,563
Hey, Carl.
Uh, I just wanted to call
451
00:15:36,605 --> 00:15:39,483
and see where your head was at
as far as selling the house.
452
00:15:39,524 --> 00:15:40,400
Call me.
453
00:15:40,442 --> 00:15:42,194
By the way, I put
some pineapple Fresca
454
00:15:42,235 --> 00:15:44,112
in your mini-fridge.
Your favorite.
455
00:15:44,154 --> 00:15:45,656
Bye.
456
00:15:46,531 --> 00:15:48,867
I don't get it.
457
00:15:48,909 --> 00:15:51,119
I say sell this shithole
like Lip wants,
458
00:15:51,161 --> 00:15:53,163
get a Thunderbird,
and let's Thelma and Louise
459
00:15:53,205 --> 00:15:54,539
our asses to Mexico.
460
00:15:54,581 --> 00:15:56,333
It's not just Lip's decision.
461
00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:58,335
We make decisions as a family.
462
00:15:58,377 --> 00:15:59,962
If you weren't beholden
to your family,
463
00:16:00,003 --> 00:16:01,797
you'd have way more fun.
464
00:16:01,838 --> 00:16:03,507
Yeah, well,
I'd still have Franny.
465
00:16:03,548 --> 00:16:05,926
People with kids
don't get to have fun.
466
00:16:05,968 --> 00:16:07,469
Sandy!
467
00:16:07,511 --> 00:16:08,804
Sandy!
468
00:16:08,845 --> 00:16:10,097
Oh, that's fucking Royal.
469
00:16:10,138 --> 00:16:11,431
Sandy!
470
00:16:11,473 --> 00:16:12,307
Fuck that noise.
471
00:16:12,349 --> 00:16:13,850
Wait, no.
Debbie.
472
00:16:13,892 --> 00:16:15,644
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
473
00:16:15,686 --> 00:16:17,229
No, no, no, don't.
No, no, no.
474
00:16:17,270 --> 00:16:18,981
- No, Debbie, stop.
- Sandy!
475
00:16:20,023 --> 00:16:22,818
Oh-ho, Royal,
you fucking pervert.
476
00:16:22,859 --> 00:16:24,236
You can't just force
477
00:16:24,277 --> 00:16:25,529
a 15-year-old girl
to marry you...
478
00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:26,488
Force her?
I didn't force her--
479
00:16:26,530 --> 00:16:27,531
...and then stalk her
480
00:16:27,572 --> 00:16:28,949
for the rest
of your fucking life.
481
00:16:28,991 --> 00:16:30,242
-Now get the fuck out of here.
-No, Debbie, Debbie, stop it.
482
00:16:30,283 --> 00:16:31,702
Stop it.
What...what are you doing here?
483
00:16:31,743 --> 00:16:34,079
I'm sorry, but you weren't
answering your phone.
484
00:16:34,121 --> 00:16:35,831
They cut my hours at Verizon,
485
00:16:35,872 --> 00:16:38,333
so I picked up a job
at Pizzeria Uno.
486
00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:40,210
-Okay.
-Why is that her problem?
487
00:16:40,252 --> 00:16:42,587
Because someone
needs to watch Prince.
488
00:16:42,629 --> 00:16:45,507
Who's Prince?
489
00:16:45,549 --> 00:16:47,175
Come on, bud.
490
00:16:48,093 --> 00:16:50,178
Hey.
There you go.
491
00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:51,221
No.
492
00:16:51,263 --> 00:16:52,305
My mom's in the hospital
493
00:16:52,347 --> 00:16:53,557
with another popped
stomach staple.
494
00:16:53,598 --> 00:16:55,934
You think I would ask
if I had any other option?
495
00:16:55,976 --> 00:16:58,186
Can you please just be
a mother for five hours?
496
00:16:58,228 --> 00:16:59,730
A mother?
You--
497
00:16:59,771 --> 00:17:01,940
Hey, you stay here with Mommy
and her girlfriend,
498
00:17:01,982 --> 00:17:03,442
and I'll come get you after
Pizzeria Uno, okay, buddy?
499
00:17:03,483 --> 00:17:04,735
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
500
00:17:04,776 --> 00:17:06,737
You can't just leave him here.
What are you doing?
501
00:17:06,778 --> 00:17:07,696
I love you, buddy.
502
00:17:07,738 --> 00:17:10,198
I'm sorry, Sandy.
Five hours.
503
00:17:12,826 --> 00:17:16,079
Oh
504
00:17:16,121 --> 00:17:17,414
Hi, Mom.
505
00:17:17,456 --> 00:17:18,915
peppy music
506
00:17:18,957 --> 00:17:20,876
Don't call me that.
507
00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:22,836
Hey, Sandy!
508
00:17:22,878 --> 00:17:24,337
Come.
509
00:17:27,507 --> 00:17:29,009
Hey
510
00:17:34,264 --> 00:17:35,599
Shit.
511
00:17:40,562 --> 00:17:43,607
Can you change a twenty?
512
00:17:43,648 --> 00:17:45,859
That's a candy bar wrapper.
513
00:17:45,901 --> 00:17:48,111
Oh, will you look at that?
I'm sorry.
514
00:17:48,153 --> 00:17:50,697
I was just diagnosed
with dementia.
515
00:17:50,739 --> 00:17:52,616
I must've picked up
the candy bar wrapper
516
00:17:52,657 --> 00:17:55,410
on my dresser
instead of my wa--
517
00:17:56,870 --> 00:17:59,289
Bless you.
518
00:17:59,331 --> 00:18:01,458
Sucker.
519
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:03,376
Gina!
How are you?
520
00:18:03,418 --> 00:18:04,419
You look wonderful.
521
00:18:04,461 --> 00:18:05,378
Bitch, I don't know you!
522
00:18:05,420 --> 00:18:06,630
You're not...
I'm so sorry.
523
00:18:06,671 --> 00:18:08,715
I thought you were
my friend Gina, and...and I--
524
00:18:08,757 --> 00:18:09,800
Fuck you, old man.
525
00:18:09,841 --> 00:18:13,220
I'm ...m sorry.
I'm...
526
00:18:15,347 --> 00:18:18,225
Via Wacker.
527
00:18:18,266 --> 00:18:21,603
Thank you, Danica.
528
00:18:22,604 --> 00:18:23,855
Excellent.
529
00:18:23,897 --> 00:18:26,900
upbeat rock music
530
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:38,620
Shit, shit, fuck,
shit, fuck, shit, fuck.
531
00:18:42,165 --> 00:18:43,208
Hello, Officer.
Kevin Ball,
532
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:45,293
upstanding taxpayer
and father of two.
533
00:18:45,335 --> 00:18:47,504
-This your chopper?
-Yes...no.
534
00:18:47,546 --> 00:18:49,172
No, it's, uh, my friend's.
535
00:18:49,214 --> 00:18:51,341
I'm just taking it for a spin
on the way to work.
536
00:18:51,383 --> 00:18:53,468
You own Kev-Fit?
537
00:18:53,510 --> 00:18:55,887
Hmm?
538
00:18:55,929 --> 00:18:58,473
Yes, yes.
I own Kev-Fit.
539
00:18:58,515 --> 00:19:00,433
Where'd your friend
get this bike?
540
00:19:00,475 --> 00:19:01,935
I don't know,
541
00:19:01,977 --> 00:19:03,812
but I'm sure he got it legally.
542
00:19:03,854 --> 00:19:05,981
Think he'd be willing
to sell it?
543
00:19:06,022 --> 00:19:09,818
I've been looking
for a '48 Panhead for years.
544
00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:12,487
1,200 CCs,
butterfly carburetor,
545
00:19:12,529 --> 00:19:14,030
springer-raked fork...
546
00:19:14,072 --> 00:19:15,240
Totally chopped.
547
00:19:15,282 --> 00:19:16,992
Right, Officer.
548
00:19:17,033 --> 00:19:18,076
You know your bikes.
549
00:19:18,118 --> 00:19:19,536
But I don't think
this one's for sale.
550
00:19:19,578 --> 00:19:20,996
Ask your friend.
551
00:19:21,037 --> 00:19:23,999
I can come by Kev-Fit
later today.
552
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,667
Why don't I, uh,
get your number,
553
00:19:25,709 --> 00:19:27,919
and I can call you
to see if he's interested?
554
00:19:27,961 --> 00:19:29,671
Cops don't give out
our personal info.
555
00:19:29,713 --> 00:19:31,840
Kev-Fit's on my way home.
I'll stop by around 4:30.
556
00:19:31,882 --> 00:19:33,341
But I don't think
he's gonna be there.
557
00:19:33,383 --> 00:19:35,343
We close early
if no one shows up to class.
558
00:19:35,385 --> 00:19:37,053
If I don't catch him today,
tell him
559
00:19:37,095 --> 00:19:38,680
I'll find him sooner or later.
560
00:19:38,722 --> 00:19:40,473
-See you at 4:30.
-Okay, Officer.
561
00:19:40,515 --> 00:19:41,558
We'll be there.
562
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,310
Or not.
But maybe.
563
00:19:43,351 --> 00:19:45,478
But we probably won't be there.
564
00:19:49,733 --> 00:19:51,401
Here's your sticker,
Mrs. Meyers.
565
00:19:51,443 --> 00:19:53,528
Hannity-loving
blue-haired old hag.
566
00:19:53,570 --> 00:19:55,780
Don't you dare vote
against my rent control bill,
567
00:19:55,822 --> 00:19:57,157
white lady.
568
00:19:57,199 --> 00:19:59,075
Where are all the Black voters?
569
00:19:59,117 --> 00:20:01,870
It's like a Paula Deen
Tupperware party in here.
570
00:20:01,912 --> 00:20:03,163
Oh,
and by the way, I'm making
571
00:20:03,205 --> 00:20:04,623
Tuna Helper tonight,
your favorite.
572
00:20:04,664 --> 00:20:06,291
Bye.
573
00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:08,210
Now everyone wants to know
how I feel
574
00:20:08,251 --> 00:20:09,628
about selling the house?
575
00:20:09,669 --> 00:20:10,712
They didn't ask how you felt
576
00:20:10,754 --> 00:20:11,713
about selling before?
577
00:20:11,755 --> 00:20:13,715
No.
They barely know I'm alive.
578
00:20:13,757 --> 00:20:15,800
That is not true.
They love you.
579
00:20:15,842 --> 00:20:17,427
But you have got to speak up.
580
00:20:17,469 --> 00:20:18,845
You are a young Black man
581
00:20:18,887 --> 00:20:19,721
in a white, white world.
582
00:20:19,763 --> 00:20:21,306
You need to make
your voice heard
583
00:20:21,348 --> 00:20:23,058
like all
these white folk motherfuckers.
584
00:20:23,099 --> 00:20:24,601
They making their voices heard.
585
00:20:24,643 --> 00:20:26,228
Black people
are not speaking up,
586
00:20:26,269 --> 00:20:28,813
so my rent control measure's
probably gonna tank,
587
00:20:28,855 --> 00:20:30,523
white gentrifiers
will take all the housing,
588
00:20:30,565 --> 00:20:32,359
and the South Side
will be the Gold Coast
589
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,526
before you know it.
590
00:20:33,568 --> 00:20:35,946
Where's my mama?
She always votes.
591
00:20:41,993 --> 00:20:43,620
- Hey, stranger.
- Hey!
592
00:20:43,662 --> 00:20:45,747
-You coming to vote today?
-Oh, that was today?
593
00:20:45,789 --> 00:20:47,374
Yeah.
Get your behind down here.
594
00:20:47,415 --> 00:20:49,501
Oh, baby,
I'm not gonna be voting.
595
00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:50,794
I'm packing.
596
00:20:50,835 --> 00:20:51,878
Packing what?
597
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:52,963
I sold the house.
598
00:20:53,004 --> 00:20:55,715
Dominic and I
are moving to Louisville.
599
00:20:55,757 --> 00:20:56,633
Louisville?
600
00:20:56,675 --> 00:20:57,592
Yeah, I told you
601
00:20:57,634 --> 00:20:58,843
I was putting it
on the market.
602
00:20:58,885 --> 00:21:01,137
You know, I'm going
through some of your old stuff,
603
00:21:01,179 --> 00:21:04,099
and, well, I'm not sure
what to give to Goodwill.
604
00:21:04,140 --> 00:21:05,183
How about none of it?
605
00:21:05,225 --> 00:21:06,643
Okay, why don't you
come by later,
606
00:21:06,685 --> 00:21:07,852
and we'll decide together?
607
00:21:07,894 --> 00:21:10,272
All right, sweetie.
Love you.
608
00:21:17,237 --> 00:21:19,614
So why didn't you tell me
you abandoned a kid?
609
00:21:19,656 --> 00:21:22,158
I didn't abandon a kid.
610
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,994
I left a shitty situation.
611
00:21:24,035 --> 00:21:26,705
Royal seems
like a decent enough guy.
612
00:21:26,746 --> 00:21:28,498
How was that
a shitty situation?
613
00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:30,667
I was 15, pregnant,
614
00:21:30,709 --> 00:21:34,004
and taken in by a 30-year-old
who sells phones.
615
00:21:34,045 --> 00:21:36,965
That doesn't sound
like a shitty situation to you?
616
00:21:37,007 --> 00:21:39,384
Not shitty enough
to abandon a kid.
617
00:21:39,426 --> 00:21:41,845
I was a kid myself, Debbie.
618
00:21:44,097 --> 00:21:46,099
I got bored.
619
00:21:46,141 --> 00:21:47,225
-You got bored...
-Yes.
620
00:21:47,267 --> 00:21:48,643
...so you abandoned a child.
621
00:21:48,685 --> 00:21:50,312
Uh, yeah, I was 15.
622
00:21:50,353 --> 00:21:54,482
I needed to find myself.
623
00:21:54,524 --> 00:21:58,320
Don't you ever wish
you had found yourself?
624
00:21:58,361 --> 00:22:00,405
No.
625
00:22:00,447 --> 00:22:02,907
You never once thought, "Mm,
626
00:22:02,949 --> 00:22:05,744
gee, I wish I wasn't tied down
by Franny
627
00:22:05,785 --> 00:22:07,829
for the last five years
of my life?"
628
00:22:07,871 --> 00:22:08,913
Hell, no.
629
00:22:08,955 --> 00:22:11,166
"I wish I could've left
this house,
630
00:22:11,207 --> 00:22:14,836
like, struck out on my own,
and seen the world"?
631
00:22:16,379 --> 00:22:18,506
No.
632
00:22:20,175 --> 00:22:21,593
Well, I guess you're
a better person
633
00:22:21,634 --> 00:22:23,053
than I am, then.
634
00:22:23,094 --> 00:22:25,180
Yeah, sure sounds like it.
635
00:22:25,221 --> 00:22:27,349
Oh, fuck you,
you judgmental ho.
636
00:22:27,390 --> 00:22:29,059
-Where are you going?
-To work.
637
00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:30,477
What the hell am I supposed
to do with Prince?
638
00:22:30,518 --> 00:22:32,228
I don't know.
Put him on an El
639
00:22:32,270 --> 00:22:33,271
to Pizzeria Uno.
640
00:22:33,313 --> 00:22:36,566
Hey, you cannot just run away
from people, Sandy!
641
00:22:39,235 --> 00:22:41,154
Shit.
642
00:22:41,196 --> 00:22:43,948
Suit up, motherfucker.
643
00:22:43,990 --> 00:22:45,367
Is that a vagina?
644
00:22:45,408 --> 00:22:46,242
Yeah.
645
00:22:46,284 --> 00:22:48,203
She's also
Sally the SVU Squirrel.
646
00:22:48,244 --> 00:22:49,996
We have young victims
show us on Sally
647
00:22:50,038 --> 00:22:51,373
where they were touched.
648
00:22:51,414 --> 00:22:54,584
Don't worry, we'll put
the skirt on her today.
649
00:22:57,087 --> 00:23:00,382
You mind checking that for me?
Back pocket.
650
00:23:02,759 --> 00:23:04,844
Says "Shithead number four."
651
00:23:04,886 --> 00:23:06,554
Fucking Debbie trying
to convince me
652
00:23:06,596 --> 00:23:08,640
not to sell our house.
653
00:23:08,681 --> 00:23:09,891
Why would you sell your house?
654
00:23:09,933 --> 00:23:11,309
So I can get
a sick bachelor pad
655
00:23:11,351 --> 00:23:13,061
and not live with my family.
656
00:23:13,103 --> 00:23:14,646
But I do love that house,
657
00:23:14,687 --> 00:23:16,106
and I kind of like
living with my family.
658
00:23:16,147 --> 00:23:19,109
But I got low-level raped
in my man cave in the basement,
659
00:23:19,150 --> 00:23:20,568
and I do I really wanna live
in a place
660
00:23:20,610 --> 00:23:23,113
with traumatic memories
like that?
661
00:23:23,154 --> 00:23:24,697
I'm sorry.
Low-level raped?
662
00:23:24,739 --> 00:23:26,074
I wanted to use a condom,
663
00:23:26,116 --> 00:23:30,787
but this girl mounted my dick
before I could get one on.
664
00:23:30,829 --> 00:23:32,747
Man.
665
00:23:32,789 --> 00:23:34,374
I was at a party once.
666
00:23:34,416 --> 00:23:35,750
A girl took me
into a dark room,
667
00:23:35,792 --> 00:23:37,794
you know, to blow me,
668
00:23:37,836 --> 00:23:39,504
but what I thought
was her mouth
669
00:23:39,546 --> 00:23:41,423
wasn't her mouth.
670
00:23:41,464 --> 00:23:43,842
Nine months later,
she's having my baby,
671
00:23:43,883 --> 00:23:46,052
a month later, we're married,
672
00:23:46,094 --> 00:23:47,720
two years later,
we're divorced,
673
00:23:47,762 --> 00:23:48,930
and now half my paycheck
674
00:23:48,972 --> 00:23:50,640
goes to alimony
and child support,
675
00:23:50,682 --> 00:23:53,101
so now I'm stuck living
with my grandma in Englewood
676
00:23:53,143 --> 00:23:54,853
while my ex-wife
takes it up the pooper
677
00:23:54,894 --> 00:23:56,855
from some 18-year-old rapper
678
00:23:56,896 --> 00:23:59,357
who spends my hard-earned money
on molly
679
00:23:59,399 --> 00:24:00,275
and DJ equipment.
680
00:24:00,316 --> 00:24:04,446
Well, club circuit's dead,
bitches.
681
00:24:04,487 --> 00:24:05,864
Who's laughing now?
682
00:24:05,905 --> 00:24:08,825
peppy dance music
683
00:24:08,867 --> 00:24:10,535
Na, na, na, na, na, na...
684
00:24:10,577 --> 00:24:11,995
There we go.
685
00:24:12,036 --> 00:24:13,288
Na, na, na
686
00:24:13,329 --> 00:24:14,956
Na, na, na, na, na, na
687
00:24:14,998 --> 00:24:17,584
Fuckin' A.
688
00:24:18,501 --> 00:24:20,712
Okay, but how
do we know who's gay?
689
00:24:20,753 --> 00:24:23,089
If they're watching themselves
work out in the mirror,
690
00:24:23,131 --> 00:24:24,799
they're gay.
691
00:24:24,841 --> 00:24:26,843
That means everybody out there
was fucking gay.
692
00:24:26,885 --> 00:24:28,178
You know what?
Just hold this.
693
00:24:28,219 --> 00:24:30,805
I gotta find a shitter.
694
00:24:30,847 --> 00:24:33,516
- Sorry.
- My bad, dude.
695
00:24:40,398 --> 00:24:41,524
How's your workout?
696
00:24:41,566 --> 00:24:43,234
Oof.
Rough, man.
697
00:24:43,276 --> 00:24:45,820
Trainer had me doing
four different types of squats.
698
00:24:45,862 --> 00:24:48,990
Gotta keep the tuchus
in shape for my better half.
699
00:24:49,032 --> 00:24:50,074
Oh.
700
00:24:50,116 --> 00:24:52,535
Hey, you don't have
any glycolic undereye, do you?
701
00:24:52,577 --> 00:24:54,204
Looks like they're out.
702
00:24:54,245 --> 00:24:55,455
I don't know what that is.
703
00:24:55,497 --> 00:24:57,081
Ah, found some.
704
00:24:57,123 --> 00:25:00,877
No worries.
705
00:25:00,919 --> 00:25:03,796
So is your better half here?
706
00:25:03,838 --> 00:25:06,508
She's teaching
Pilates downtown.
707
00:25:06,549 --> 00:25:07,509
She.
708
00:25:07,550 --> 00:25:08,801
Wife.
709
00:25:08,843 --> 00:25:10,178
Ah, yeah.
Cool.
710
00:25:10,220 --> 00:25:13,348
Good luck
with the whole eye thing.
711
00:25:13,389 --> 00:25:15,183
Hey, hey, two guys
are jacking each other off
712
00:25:15,225 --> 00:25:17,519
in the steam room.
Let's go be friends with them.
713
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:19,062
Come on.
714
00:25:19,103 --> 00:25:22,106
rock music
715
00:25:24,317 --> 00:25:26,736
We've been down
this road before...
716
00:25:26,778 --> 00:25:30,156
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
717
00:25:30,198 --> 00:25:32,033
Shit!
718
00:25:32,075 --> 00:25:32,992
Tommy!
719
00:25:33,034 --> 00:25:34,160
Lip, hey, it's Kev.
720
00:25:34,202 --> 00:25:35,161
Uh, we got a problem.
721
00:25:35,203 --> 00:25:36,538
Call me back.
It's about the...
722
00:25:36,579 --> 00:25:39,624
olen-stay ikes-bay.
723
00:25:39,666 --> 00:25:40,667
How was the ride?
724
00:25:40,708 --> 00:25:42,794
Not great.
I think I accidentally invited
725
00:25:42,835 --> 00:25:44,045
a cop to see the bikes.
726
00:25:44,087 --> 00:25:44,754
So?
727
00:25:44,796 --> 00:25:45,880
They're stolen, Tommy.
728
00:25:45,922 --> 00:25:47,966
Stolen?
Well, that was stupid.
729
00:25:48,007 --> 00:25:49,884
Which part, the stolen
or the cop?
730
00:25:49,926 --> 00:25:50,802
Both, I would think.
731
00:25:50,843 --> 00:25:52,178
You still got your truck here?
732
00:25:52,220 --> 00:25:53,263
You gotta help me
get rid of them.
733
00:25:53,304 --> 00:25:55,056
Come on, man.
I just got a fresh beer.
734
00:25:55,098 --> 00:25:57,600
Tommy.
735
00:25:57,642 --> 00:26:00,353
Okay, Christ.
Meet you out back.
736
00:26:02,939 --> 00:26:05,358
Lip, where are you?
Call me.
737
00:26:11,948 --> 00:26:14,075
Sorry, where are we?
738
00:26:14,117 --> 00:26:16,494
Nearing the Howard stop.
739
00:26:16,536 --> 00:26:17,579
Howard?
740
00:26:17,620 --> 00:26:21,040
Did this bus magically skip
the back of the Yards?
741
00:26:21,082 --> 00:26:24,168
That was almost 30 stops ago.
742
00:26:24,210 --> 00:26:26,713
Stop the bus.
743
00:26:26,754 --> 00:26:30,383
Stop the goddamn bus.
744
00:26:30,425 --> 00:26:32,885
Which way do I walk?
745
00:26:38,016 --> 00:26:39,475
Thank you.
746
00:26:39,517 --> 00:26:42,103
Next time, tell me, will you?
747
00:26:43,605 --> 00:26:45,690
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
748
00:26:45,732 --> 00:26:48,109
I can't do less than 12 grand.
749
00:26:50,445 --> 00:26:53,072
All right, how about 11?
750
00:26:53,114 --> 00:26:54,032
Seven?
751
00:26:54,073 --> 00:26:56,034
Yeah, fuck you, dickhead.
Jesus Christ.
752
00:26:56,075 --> 00:26:57,952
He's offering seven grand
for the Indian?
753
00:26:57,994 --> 00:26:59,162
Yeah.
It's the third guy
754
00:26:59,203 --> 00:27:00,496
that lowballed me today.
755
00:27:00,538 --> 00:27:01,914
Now I won't even clear a grand
756
00:27:01,956 --> 00:27:03,082
after everything I put into it.
757
00:27:03,124 --> 00:27:05,126
Jesus.
I will cut my own throat
758
00:27:05,168 --> 00:27:06,377
before moving in
with Bob Tamietti.
759
00:27:06,419 --> 00:27:08,630
Listen, we should clear
at least 20 grand
760
00:27:08,671 --> 00:27:10,131
for these bikes
in Merrillville.
761
00:27:10,173 --> 00:27:11,507
-Yeah.
-Take some.
762
00:27:11,549 --> 00:27:12,925
Use it to rent you
and Tami a place.
763
00:27:12,967 --> 00:27:14,677
No, no, man.
That's for your baby's bills.
764
00:27:14,719 --> 00:27:15,803
Take five.
765
00:27:15,845 --> 00:27:18,431
Pay me back
when you sell the Indian.
766
00:27:20,683 --> 00:27:21,643
You sure?
767
00:27:21,684 --> 00:27:24,270
Well, if it'll keep you
from cutting your throat,
768
00:27:24,312 --> 00:27:26,105
absolutely.
769
00:27:27,190 --> 00:27:29,108
Thank you.
770
00:27:36,407 --> 00:27:38,409
What the fuck?
771
00:27:38,451 --> 00:27:41,454
rock music
772
00:27:44,707 --> 00:27:46,542
We're just gonna leave
them here?
773
00:27:46,584 --> 00:27:48,711
We'll come back for them
when things have cooled down.
774
00:27:48,753 --> 00:27:50,213
What about the chopper?
775
00:27:50,254 --> 00:27:51,631
Too hot.
Cop's already seen me on it.
776
00:27:51,673 --> 00:27:53,424
We're gonna put it
where no one can find it.
777
00:27:53,466 --> 00:27:55,259
They won't think
to look for them here.
778
00:27:55,301 --> 00:27:57,136
Oh, shit.
Incoming!
779
00:28:00,890 --> 00:28:01,891
Fuck.
780
00:28:01,933 --> 00:28:05,978
- Go. Go.
- What the hell, man?
781
00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:09,273
What the fuck?
Hey!
782
00:28:11,943 --> 00:28:14,654
You can't just sell
her childhood home like that.
783
00:28:14,696 --> 00:28:17,615
Who is this,
and why is he speaking to me?
784
00:28:17,657 --> 00:28:19,158
I'm Liam.
I'm practicing
785
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:20,243
making my voice heard.
786
00:28:20,284 --> 00:28:22,578
When did you up and decide
to move to Louisville?
787
00:28:22,620 --> 00:28:23,579
I've been telling you
788
00:28:23,621 --> 00:28:24,956
that I wanted to move
for years.
789
00:28:24,997 --> 00:28:26,290
You told me
you were gonna give me
790
00:28:26,332 --> 00:28:27,959
a llama for Christmas
when I was four.
791
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,711
I'm still waiting for that
to happen.
792
00:28:29,752 --> 00:28:31,629
Chicago isn't the same anymore.
793
00:28:31,671 --> 00:28:32,839
Black people are moving out
794
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,550
faster than white people were
stealing us out of Africa.
795
00:28:35,591 --> 00:28:39,554
Which is why you need to stay.
We have to fight.
796
00:28:39,595 --> 00:28:41,264
Chicago is our home.
797
00:28:41,305 --> 00:28:44,183
Honey, I'm just getting too old
for this fight.
798
00:28:44,225 --> 00:28:46,060
I'm trying to raise a Black son
799
00:28:46,102 --> 00:28:48,521
in the white hipster capital
of the Midwest.
800
00:28:48,563 --> 00:28:52,066
He's watching
white people sitcoms on TV
801
00:28:52,108 --> 00:28:54,527
in Crocs.
802
00:28:54,569 --> 00:28:55,862
But Louisville?
803
00:28:55,903 --> 00:28:58,239
Well, your aunts are there,
and their sons,
804
00:28:58,281 --> 00:29:01,117
and husbands...
you know, family.
805
00:29:01,159 --> 00:29:02,410
What am I?
806
00:29:02,452 --> 00:29:05,079
You've only seen me
twice this year,
807
00:29:05,121 --> 00:29:07,331
and we only live
eight blocks apart.
808
00:29:07,373 --> 00:29:10,293
There's a community
in Louisville for me.
809
00:29:10,334 --> 00:29:13,838
Baby, I'm sorry, but it's...
it's just time.
810
00:29:23,890 --> 00:29:25,224
Can't believe
you wouldn't let us
811
00:29:25,266 --> 00:29:26,309
be friends with those guys.
812
00:29:26,350 --> 00:29:28,102
You can't start friendships off
with sex.
813
00:29:28,144 --> 00:29:29,312
It sets a bad precedent.
814
00:29:29,353 --> 00:29:30,396
First, we didn't have sex.
815
00:29:30,438 --> 00:29:31,481
We got hand jobs
in a steam room.
816
00:29:31,522 --> 00:29:33,441
Two, our friendship
started with sex.
817
00:29:33,483 --> 00:29:35,359
If you want me marrying
one of those guys in ten years,
818
00:29:35,401 --> 00:29:37,820
then, yeah, let's go back
and make friends with them.
819
00:29:37,862 --> 00:29:39,447
All right, fine,
no steam room guys.
820
00:29:39,489 --> 00:29:41,199
We can still go back
for handies, though, right?
821
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:42,283
Definitely.
822
00:29:42,325 --> 00:29:43,409
I said mid-century.
823
00:29:43,451 --> 00:29:44,911
Yes, but which part
of mid-century?
824
00:29:44,952 --> 00:29:46,829
-It's not just a year.
-It doesn't matter.
825
00:29:46,871 --> 00:29:50,416
I said cabernet mauve,
not cotton candy mauve.
826
00:29:50,458 --> 00:29:52,543
-Please, not those guys.
-No.
827
00:29:52,585 --> 00:29:54,337
Just make
a fucking decision.
828
00:29:54,378 --> 00:29:56,798
-Okay!
-Hey, guys?
829
00:29:56,839 --> 00:29:58,633
Darker or lighter duvet?
830
00:29:58,674 --> 00:30:00,760
-What?
-I guess that depends
831
00:30:00,802 --> 00:30:02,345
on what part of mid-century.
832
00:30:02,386 --> 00:30:03,638
Bedspread thing?
Lighter.
833
00:30:03,679 --> 00:30:05,848
Hides the lube stains.
Let's go.
834
00:30:05,890 --> 00:30:08,518
I'm Ian.
This is Mickey.
835
00:30:08,559 --> 00:30:11,020
Tim.
This is Brendan.
836
00:30:11,062 --> 00:30:12,188
-Hey.
-He's right.
837
00:30:12,230 --> 00:30:13,940
Lube has destroyed, like,
six sets of sheets for us.
838
00:30:13,981 --> 00:30:15,358
Well, are you using water-based
839
00:30:15,399 --> 00:30:16,484
or silicone?
840
00:30:16,526 --> 00:30:17,693
Silicone.
841
00:30:17,735 --> 00:30:18,903
Water-based doesn't stain.
842
00:30:18,945 --> 00:30:20,196
Neither does spit.
Ian.
843
00:30:20,238 --> 00:30:21,614
Ugh,
Joe and Sherman can't go
844
00:30:21,656 --> 00:30:23,282
to Anderson Cooper's
book signing today.
845
00:30:23,324 --> 00:30:25,785
It's just us, Jon, and Travis.
846
00:30:25,827 --> 00:30:27,328
We're free today.
847
00:30:27,370 --> 00:30:29,539
For a book signing?
848
00:30:29,580 --> 00:30:30,665
I don't like books.
849
00:30:30,706 --> 00:30:32,041
We love
Anderson Cooper, though.
850
00:30:32,083 --> 00:30:33,668
We do.
He's great.
851
00:30:33,709 --> 00:30:35,461
Listen, can I talk to you
for a sec?
852
00:30:35,503 --> 00:30:37,129
Who the fuck
is Anderson Cooper?
853
00:30:37,171 --> 00:30:38,714
Who the fuck knows?
But maybe these guys
854
00:30:38,756 --> 00:30:39,549
can be our friends.
855
00:30:39,590 --> 00:30:40,675
Oh, so we can't be friends
856
00:30:40,716 --> 00:30:42,093
with the steam room guys,
but we can be friends
857
00:30:42,134 --> 00:30:44,220
with fucking twinks
buying a duvet?
858
00:30:44,262 --> 00:30:45,721
Do you wanna fuck
either of them?
859
00:30:45,763 --> 00:30:47,306
-No.
-Then yes, we can be friends
860
00:30:47,348 --> 00:30:48,558
with the twinks buying a duvet.
861
00:30:48,599 --> 00:30:49,684
I d-no--
862
00:30:49,725 --> 00:30:51,185
We're in.
863
00:30:51,227 --> 00:30:52,937
Okay.
Great.
864
00:30:54,647 --> 00:30:55,690
Okay.
865
00:30:55,731 --> 00:30:57,233
Smile.
866
00:30:58,484 --> 00:31:02,530
And that is how Teddy
got abducted and murdered,
867
00:31:02,572 --> 00:31:03,489
kids.
868
00:31:03,531 --> 00:31:06,534
Now, do we ever take rides
with strangers?
869
00:31:06,576 --> 00:31:08,119
No!
870
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,371
That's right.
Now, Sally
871
00:31:10,413 --> 00:31:11,539
is gonna teach you
the difference
872
00:31:11,581 --> 00:31:13,040
between appropriate
873
00:31:13,082 --> 00:31:14,792
and inappropriate ways
874
00:31:14,834 --> 00:31:17,086
of being touched by an adult.
875
00:31:17,128 --> 00:31:18,588
Yay!
876
00:31:20,923 --> 00:31:22,258
Now, kids,
877
00:31:22,300 --> 00:31:24,468
sometimes an adult
touches you
878
00:31:24,510 --> 00:31:25,511
and that's okay,
879
00:31:25,553 --> 00:31:27,138
like a high five.
880
00:31:27,179 --> 00:31:28,764
Is that okay?
881
00:31:28,806 --> 00:31:30,558
Yes!
882
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:31,767
Now, what if an adult
883
00:31:31,809 --> 00:31:33,519
makes you have sex
without a condom?
884
00:31:33,561 --> 00:31:34,979
Is that okay?
885
00:31:35,021 --> 00:31:36,731
-Sally, Sally...
-Maybe we should just--
886
00:31:36,772 --> 00:31:39,191
See, I thought
Tish was a nice girl
887
00:31:39,233 --> 00:31:41,193
until she started
asking questions
888
00:31:41,235 --> 00:31:43,446
about my pension
and benefits,
889
00:31:43,487 --> 00:31:44,697
and before I knew it,
890
00:31:44,739 --> 00:31:46,198
she was bouncing
on my cock!
891
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,491
Cover your ears, kids.
892
00:31:47,533 --> 00:31:48,492
Gallagher!
893
00:31:48,534 --> 00:31:50,244
And now I have to pay alimony,
894
00:31:50,286 --> 00:31:53,205
child support, and live
with my family forever!
895
00:32:03,174 --> 00:32:04,425
Come on, Kev,
come on, Kev...
896
00:32:04,467 --> 00:32:06,761
I promised those
to the guy today.
897
00:32:06,802 --> 00:32:08,137
There's 20 grand
on the line, Lip.
898
00:32:08,179 --> 00:32:09,639
I know; he must've moved them
somewhere, all right?
899
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,390
Moved them?
Where?
900
00:32:11,432 --> 00:32:13,768
I'm trying him.
901
00:32:13,809 --> 00:32:15,227
Fuck!
902
00:32:19,565 --> 00:32:21,734
Why can't we just push it
into the water
903
00:32:21,776 --> 00:32:22,944
from the beach?
904
00:32:22,985 --> 00:32:25,321
Too shallow.
Somebody's gonna see it.
905
00:32:27,198 --> 00:32:30,117
I'm gonna have to ride it
off the end.
906
00:32:30,159 --> 00:32:31,702
That is a terrible idea.
907
00:32:31,744 --> 00:32:32,870
I'm gonna build up
enough speed,
908
00:32:32,912 --> 00:32:34,789
and before it sails
off the end,
909
00:32:34,830 --> 00:32:36,874
I'm gonna jump off.
910
00:32:36,916 --> 00:32:38,709
I saw Evel Knievel do it once.
911
00:32:38,751 --> 00:32:40,836
Yeah, but he was Evel Knievel.
912
00:32:40,878 --> 00:32:43,297
You rearrange the letters
in my name,
913
00:32:43,339 --> 00:32:45,132
it almost spells Knievel.
914
00:32:45,174 --> 00:32:46,008
Hand me the helmet.
915
00:32:46,050 --> 00:32:48,219
No turning back
916
00:32:48,260 --> 00:32:49,595
No turning
917
00:32:49,637 --> 00:32:50,513
No turning back...
918
00:32:50,554 --> 00:32:52,682
Dear motorcycle gods,
919
00:32:52,723 --> 00:32:54,308
please don't let me die.
920
00:32:54,350 --> 00:32:55,393
Amen.
921
00:32:55,434 --> 00:32:58,437
heavy rock music
922
00:33:00,564 --> 00:33:02,608
Yee-haw!
923
00:33:13,285 --> 00:33:15,705
Ooh, coming in hot
924
00:33:40,021 --> 00:33:41,772
For sale?
925
00:33:41,814 --> 00:33:44,025
rock music
926
00:33:44,066 --> 00:33:47,111
My house.
They can't sell my house!
927
00:33:47,153 --> 00:33:49,113
No, darn it.
928
00:33:49,155 --> 00:33:50,448
This is--uh...
929
00:33:50,489 --> 00:33:51,824
who-who told you
930
00:33:51,866 --> 00:33:53,117
that you could sell this house?
931
00:33:53,159 --> 00:33:55,119
Um, sorry, do you have
an appointment?
932
00:33:55,161 --> 00:33:56,495
I don't-I don't need
an appointment.
933
00:33:56,537 --> 00:33:57,997
This is my house!
934
00:33:58,039 --> 00:34:01,125
My wife OD'd
in most of these rooms.
935
00:34:01,167 --> 00:34:03,919
My son was born
in the tub upstairs.
936
00:34:03,961 --> 00:34:06,005
That's--those are not for you.
937
00:34:06,047 --> 00:34:07,256
Out.
Get out.
938
00:34:07,298 --> 00:34:09,300
Get out!
This is...
939
00:34:09,341 --> 00:34:10,551
this is my house.
940
00:34:10,593 --> 00:34:12,386
You cannot sell this house
941
00:34:12,428 --> 00:34:14,513
-without me.
-Hello, police?
942
00:34:23,439 --> 00:34:24,940
You okay back there?
943
00:34:24,982 --> 00:34:26,192
Well, some fancy people
944
00:34:26,233 --> 00:34:28,611
are trying to steal
my house, so...
945
00:34:28,652 --> 00:34:30,279
That isn't your house, sir.
946
00:34:30,321 --> 00:34:33,407
You don't think I'd recognize
my own house?
947
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:35,534
Do me a favor.
948
00:34:35,576 --> 00:34:37,912
Look at yourself for a second.
949
00:34:39,413 --> 00:34:41,957
Now take a look at that house.
950
00:34:45,252 --> 00:34:48,422
Do you honestly think you live
in a house like that?
951
00:34:50,132 --> 00:34:52,468
Hey, it's okay.
It's okay.
952
00:34:52,510 --> 00:34:55,721
Look, I get confused, too,
on occasion.
953
00:34:55,763 --> 00:34:59,016
Look, why don't you
just take your time,
954
00:34:59,058 --> 00:35:02,144
breathe a little,
and when it comes to you,
955
00:35:02,186 --> 00:35:05,022
give me an address,
and we'll get you home?
956
00:35:05,064 --> 00:35:07,233
You're not gonna take me
to the station?
957
00:35:07,274 --> 00:35:09,985
No, you don't seem
like a criminal to me.
958
00:35:12,488 --> 00:35:14,323
Shows what you know.
959
00:35:16,992 --> 00:35:20,037
Okay.
Dino nuggets.
960
00:35:20,079 --> 00:35:22,248
Smiley fries are almost ready.
961
00:35:25,501 --> 00:35:29,046
So, Prince, would you like
to live here with us?
962
00:35:29,088 --> 00:35:30,005
No, thank you.
963
00:35:31,215 --> 00:35:32,675
Well, it wouldn't be
a-a full-time.
964
00:35:32,716 --> 00:35:34,593
It'd, you know,
be a-a-a part-time
965
00:35:34,635 --> 00:35:35,761
custody situation.
966
00:35:35,803 --> 00:35:37,555
That way, you could
get to know your mom.
967
00:35:37,596 --> 00:35:39,640
I don't want to get to know
my mom.
968
00:35:39,682 --> 00:35:41,725
Well, she should
get to know you, anyway.
969
00:35:41,767 --> 00:35:43,144
She can't just run away
from people.
970
00:35:43,185 --> 00:35:44,645
She has obligations.
971
00:35:44,687 --> 00:35:48,315
No offense.
I don't wanna live here.
972
00:35:48,357 --> 00:35:50,234
It's sort of a dump.
973
00:35:50,276 --> 00:35:51,652
It is not a dump!
974
00:35:51,694 --> 00:35:53,571
The faucet water
comes out orange.
975
00:35:53,612 --> 00:35:55,948
Well, that's just rust.
It goes away.
976
00:35:59,577 --> 00:36:01,495
You should sell this place
and get a new one.
977
00:36:01,537 --> 00:36:03,539
We're not selling this house.
This is my family's.
978
00:36:03,581 --> 00:36:05,708
We're gonna live here forever.
979
00:36:05,749 --> 00:36:08,460
I'm just gonna live
with my dad, if that's okay.
980
00:36:08,502 --> 00:36:10,379
No, it's not okay.
981
00:36:10,421 --> 00:36:11,881
Sandy can't just get off
scot-free.
982
00:36:11,922 --> 00:36:13,799
-It's not fair.
-To whom?
983
00:36:13,841 --> 00:36:15,718
To those of us who are stuck
raising a kid
984
00:36:15,759 --> 00:36:17,720
until she's 18 years old.
985
00:36:17,761 --> 00:36:19,013
No offense, Franny.
986
00:36:19,054 --> 00:36:22,057
But that's your choice,
isn't it?
987
00:36:22,099 --> 00:36:23,225
What is?
988
00:36:23,267 --> 00:36:24,727
To have a kid and raise it.
989
00:36:24,768 --> 00:36:27,605
My dad said people make
different choices sometimes
990
00:36:27,646 --> 00:36:30,107
and that's okay.
991
00:36:30,149 --> 00:36:31,650
Royal said that?
992
00:36:36,030 --> 00:36:38,532
No.
No.
993
00:36:38,574 --> 00:36:39,825
Sandy can't just
abandon people.
994
00:36:39,867 --> 00:36:42,745
I'm gonna talk to your dad
about a joint custody situation
995
00:36:42,786 --> 00:36:44,205
when he comes to pick you up.
996
00:36:45,873 --> 00:36:47,708
Hey, Liam, buddy.
997
00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:49,126
Look, uh, I'm just calling
998
00:36:49,168 --> 00:36:50,211
to see where your head's at
999
00:36:50,252 --> 00:36:52,046
as far as selling
the house goes.
1000
00:36:52,087 --> 00:36:53,923
So, uh, call me back.
1001
00:36:53,964 --> 00:36:55,466
Oh, and, uh, Tami and I
1002
00:36:55,507 --> 00:36:56,884
are making beef stroganoff
for dinner.
1003
00:36:56,926 --> 00:36:58,802
That's your favorite,
so come on over later.
1004
00:36:58,844 --> 00:37:00,679
I love you.
Bye.
1005
00:37:05,434 --> 00:37:06,727
Hey, Carl!
Buddy, look.
1006
00:37:06,769 --> 00:37:08,145
I'm just calling to see
where your head's at
1007
00:37:08,187 --> 00:37:10,022
as far as, uh,
selling the house goes,
1008
00:37:10,064 --> 00:37:11,232
so call me back, and, uh,
1009
00:37:11,273 --> 00:37:13,317
hey, I put some
of those Hot Pockets you like
1010
00:37:13,359 --> 00:37:14,652
in your mini fridge for you.
1011
00:37:14,693 --> 00:37:15,569
I love you.
1012
00:37:15,611 --> 00:37:16,820
All right, bye, bud.
1013
00:37:16,862 --> 00:37:20,324
Fuck.
1014
00:37:20,366 --> 00:37:21,992
Yo, where the fuck you been?
1015
00:37:22,034 --> 00:37:23,869
I'm fine, Lip.
Thanks for asking.
1016
00:37:23,911 --> 00:37:25,037
Where are the bikes?
1017
00:37:25,079 --> 00:37:26,956
-Had to get rid of them.
-Why?
1018
00:37:26,997 --> 00:37:28,916
I got pulled over
riding the chopper.
1019
00:37:28,958 --> 00:37:30,542
Oh, you took the chopper
for a ride?
1020
00:37:30,584 --> 00:37:31,919
Could we not do
that part right now?
1021
00:37:31,961 --> 00:37:33,671
The cop wanted to buy it.
1022
00:37:33,712 --> 00:37:35,381
Really?
How-how-how much?
1023
00:37:35,422 --> 00:37:36,548
Guys, stolen bike!
1024
00:37:36,590 --> 00:37:38,092
That's why I had
to get rid of them.
1025
00:37:38,133 --> 00:37:39,468
I took the Café Racer
1026
00:37:39,510 --> 00:37:40,844
and the Norton
to the Easy Throttle
1027
00:37:40,886 --> 00:37:42,346
just until things cool down
for a little bit.
1028
00:37:42,388 --> 00:37:43,305
All-all right.
1029
00:37:43,347 --> 00:37:45,266
W-w-w-where-where's
the chopper?
1030
00:37:45,307 --> 00:37:46,183
I drove it into the lake.
1031
00:37:46,225 --> 00:37:47,476
Are you fucking kidding me?
1032
00:37:47,518 --> 00:37:48,852
-Fuck me!
-Look, if anyone
1033
00:37:48,894 --> 00:37:50,145
found that thing,
1034
00:37:50,187 --> 00:37:51,230
I would be going to jail,
1035
00:37:51,272 --> 00:37:52,356
and I'm not gonna take
that rap.
1036
00:37:52,398 --> 00:37:54,108
That was a down payment
for an apartment
1037
00:37:54,149 --> 00:37:56,443
and Brad's money
for hospital bills!
1038
00:37:58,779 --> 00:37:59,780
Look, how long ago
1039
00:37:59,822 --> 00:38:01,282
did you leave them
at the Easy Throttle?
1040
00:38:01,323 --> 00:38:02,992
A couple hours ago.
1041
00:38:03,033 --> 00:38:04,326
All right.
1042
00:38:04,368 --> 00:38:06,537
-Where you going?
-The fuck you think?
1043
00:38:06,578 --> 00:38:08,622
Oh, fuck me.
1044
00:38:08,664 --> 00:38:10,291
Don't it feel
so good right now
1045
00:38:10,332 --> 00:38:11,875
To come alive, come alive
1046
00:38:11,917 --> 00:38:13,836
Rosé and charcuterie, everyone?
1047
00:38:13,877 --> 00:38:15,129
-Ooh.
-Pepperoni.
1048
00:38:15,170 --> 00:38:19,049
Okay, so what did you guys
think about the book signing?
1049
00:38:19,091 --> 00:38:22,219
Uh, politics aren't
really our thing.
1050
00:38:22,261 --> 00:38:24,221
The white hair
was kind of hot, though.
1051
00:38:24,263 --> 00:38:26,932
Tell us about Ian and Mickey.
1052
00:38:26,974 --> 00:38:28,142
What do you guys do?
1053
00:38:28,183 --> 00:38:30,185
We actually run
an armed transport service.
1054
00:38:30,227 --> 00:38:33,147
Ooh, armed!
You ever shoot anyone?
1055
00:38:33,188 --> 00:38:34,315
Yeah.
1056
00:38:36,233 --> 00:38:37,735
So where do you guys live?
1057
00:38:37,776 --> 00:38:39,987
Uh, South Side,
with my family.
1058
00:38:40,029 --> 00:38:41,947
There are gays
on the South Side?
1059
00:38:41,989 --> 00:38:43,532
You still live
with your family?
1060
00:38:43,574 --> 00:38:44,742
Five brothers and sisters.
1061
00:38:44,783 --> 00:38:46,535
Oh, and me, Tami, your niece,
1062
00:38:46,577 --> 00:38:47,911
your dad, and Sandy, actually.
1063
00:38:47,953 --> 00:38:50,205
Holy shit.
So ten of you in one house?
1064
00:38:50,247 --> 00:38:51,915
-Yeah.
-Mickey and I are gonna get
1065
00:38:51,957 --> 00:38:53,083
our own place soon, though.
1066
00:38:53,125 --> 00:38:54,835
If you ever grow a pair
and tell Debbie.
1067
00:38:55,836 --> 00:38:57,421
If I had to live
with my family,
1068
00:38:57,463 --> 00:38:59,214
I'd kill myself.
1069
00:38:59,256 --> 00:39:00,758
Mm-hmm.
1070
00:39:00,799 --> 00:39:02,885
It's really...
it's not that bad.
1071
00:39:02,926 --> 00:39:05,387
Oh, my God.
You like your family?
1072
00:39:05,429 --> 00:39:06,680
Oh, I hate mine.
1073
00:39:06,722 --> 00:39:08,223
Oh, me too.
1074
00:39:08,265 --> 00:39:09,558
Ugh!
1075
00:39:10,768 --> 00:39:12,019
Yeah, I think we, uh...
1076
00:39:12,061 --> 00:39:13,520
- actually have to get going.
- What?
1077
00:39:13,562 --> 00:39:15,147
I'm not done
with the pepperoni.
1078
00:39:15,189 --> 00:39:16,398
- Stay for dinner.
- Yeah.
1079
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:17,608
Seth and Theo are coming.
1080
00:39:17,649 --> 00:39:19,026
It's Julia Child night.
1081
00:39:19,068 --> 00:39:20,444
We're roasting duck.
1082
00:39:20,486 --> 00:39:22,321
- Yes!
- Come on.
1083
00:39:22,363 --> 00:39:24,073
Damn, but it's just, we--
you know,
1084
00:39:24,114 --> 00:39:25,324
we really should, um...
1085
00:39:25,366 --> 00:39:27,910
- We'll-we'll be right back.
- Okay.
1086
00:39:27,951 --> 00:39:30,913
rock music
1087
00:39:30,954 --> 00:39:32,581
Can we please go?
1088
00:39:32,623 --> 00:39:34,416
Why would we leave now?
They're giving us free stuff.
1089
00:39:34,458 --> 00:39:35,626
They're shitting
all over my family
1090
00:39:35,667 --> 00:39:37,252
-and the South Side.
-Who gives a shit?
1091
00:39:37,294 --> 00:39:38,712
Look, I don't wanna fuck
any of them,
1092
00:39:38,754 --> 00:39:40,255
and they're feeding us;
as far as I'm concerned,
1093
00:39:40,297 --> 00:39:41,340
they're checking
all the right boxes.
1094
00:39:41,382 --> 00:39:42,257
We're gonna stay.
1095
00:39:42,299 --> 00:39:44,051
Hey!
1096
00:39:44,093 --> 00:39:46,678
We can't.
We have...that thing.
1097
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:47,679
-Oh.
-What?
1098
00:39:47,721 --> 00:39:49,098
What he means is that
he's got a thing,
1099
00:39:49,139 --> 00:39:50,349
so, uh, I'm gonna stay.
1100
00:39:50,391 --> 00:39:51,683
-Hey!
-There we go!
1101
00:39:51,725 --> 00:39:53,727
You know, we can, uh,
talk about sex and stuff.
1102
00:39:53,769 --> 00:39:55,312
-Yay!
-Yes!
1103
00:39:55,354 --> 00:39:56,563
And if I have a bunch
of gay friends
1104
00:39:56,605 --> 00:39:58,982
I talk about sex with
when you're not around,
1105
00:39:59,024 --> 00:40:00,567
who knows what might happen?
1106
00:40:00,609 --> 00:40:02,194
Right?
1107
00:40:02,236 --> 00:40:04,238
I no longer have a thing.
1108
00:40:04,279 --> 00:40:05,823
-Attaboy!
-Whoo!
1109
00:40:05,864 --> 00:40:07,366
Ian doesn't like
to have his ass licked.
1110
00:40:07,408 --> 00:40:08,492
What?
1111
00:40:08,534 --> 00:40:09,701
-Oh, my God.
-It's the best thing.
1112
00:40:09,743 --> 00:40:11,537
- Oh, girl.
- Are you even gay?
1113
00:40:13,747 --> 00:40:15,290
This your house?
1114
00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:18,919
Yep.
This is my house.
1115
00:40:18,961 --> 00:40:20,337
Need help to the door?
1116
00:40:20,379 --> 00:40:22,589
No, I-I-I got it.
1117
00:40:22,631 --> 00:40:24,091
Okay.
1118
00:40:33,392 --> 00:40:35,185
Oh, hi.
I-I'm--
1119
00:40:35,227 --> 00:40:36,478
I don't mean to, uh, scare you.
1120
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:37,729
I just need to come inside
1121
00:40:37,771 --> 00:40:40,399
until that man out there
is gone.
1122
00:40:40,441 --> 00:40:41,942
Mommy!
1123
00:40:44,528 --> 00:40:47,030
rock music
1124
00:40:47,072 --> 00:40:48,490
Hey
1125
00:40:48,532 --> 00:40:49,658
- Hey!
- Ah!
1126
00:40:49,700 --> 00:40:51,577
- speaking Spanish
-No, no, no, no, no.
1127
00:40:51,618 --> 00:40:54,037
I'm--no, no.
I'm--oh, shit.
1128
00:40:54,079 --> 00:40:55,539
yelling in Spanish
1129
00:41:00,627 --> 00:41:02,254
Oh, jeez.
1130
00:41:06,008 --> 00:41:07,885
So I'm gonna ask her
to take it first.
1131
00:41:07,926 --> 00:41:09,094
I'm not a monster.
1132
00:41:09,136 --> 00:41:11,263
But she's sort of a bad person,
1133
00:41:11,305 --> 00:41:12,389
and if she says no
1134
00:41:12,431 --> 00:41:14,308
and I gotta slip it
into her drink,
1135
00:41:14,349 --> 00:41:16,310
will it still work?
1136
00:41:16,351 --> 00:41:17,561
Or if she only drinks
half that drink,
1137
00:41:17,603 --> 00:41:19,438
will she end up having
half a baby?
1138
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:20,564
Or what if she's having twins?
1139
00:41:20,606 --> 00:41:22,191
Will she end up
only having one baby?
1140
00:41:23,192 --> 00:41:25,152
Should I just slip her
two Plan Bs just in case?
1141
00:41:25,194 --> 00:41:26,445
Or what if I crush it down
into a powder
1142
00:41:26,487 --> 00:41:28,822
and tell her it's coke,
get her to snort it?
1143
00:41:28,864 --> 00:41:31,074
I mean, I don't know
if she does coke, though.
1144
00:41:31,116 --> 00:41:33,285
She's trashy,
so she probably does.
1145
00:41:34,119 --> 00:41:36,121
Why you so quiet?
What do you think?
1146
00:41:36,163 --> 00:41:37,456
Oh, my God.
1147
00:41:37,498 --> 00:41:40,626
You've dealt with this before,
right, Bill?
1148
00:41:49,718 --> 00:41:52,721
Hey.
1149
00:41:52,763 --> 00:41:53,931
How was the day?
1150
00:41:53,972 --> 00:41:55,557
Fine, good, yeah.
1151
00:41:56,850 --> 00:41:58,268
You sell the Indian?
1152
00:41:58,310 --> 00:41:59,811
Uh, I'm fielding some offers.
1153
00:41:59,853 --> 00:42:00,854
Okay.
1154
00:42:00,896 --> 00:42:02,189
Uh, how's it looking
1155
00:42:02,231 --> 00:42:03,565
with Liam and Carl?
1156
00:42:03,607 --> 00:42:05,234
Uh, I haven't got
ahold of them yet,
1157
00:42:05,275 --> 00:42:06,318
but I'm, uh, you know--
1158
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,320
I'm optimistic.
1159
00:42:09,238 --> 00:42:10,781
Okay.
1160
00:42:10,822 --> 00:42:12,366
Uh, you gonna be home soon?
1161
00:42:12,407 --> 00:42:14,910
No, I'll probably be a bit.
There's a...
1162
00:42:14,952 --> 00:42:16,912
thing I gotta do first.
1163
00:42:18,580 --> 00:42:22,209
Okay.
I'll see you soon.
1164
00:42:41,812 --> 00:42:44,064
Why are you naked?
1165
00:42:45,274 --> 00:42:47,693
I drove the chopper
into Lake Michigan.
1166
00:42:47,734 --> 00:42:49,570
Do I wanna know more than that?
1167
00:42:49,611 --> 00:42:50,654
No.
1168
00:42:50,696 --> 00:42:51,947
How's Liam?
1169
00:42:51,989 --> 00:42:53,949
Dropped him off.
He's sad.
1170
00:42:53,991 --> 00:42:55,951
Well, you don't look
much better.
1171
00:42:55,993 --> 00:42:57,661
No Black voters showed up.
1172
00:42:57,703 --> 00:42:59,496
My mom's moving to Louisville.
1173
00:42:59,538 --> 00:43:00,706
Carol's moving to Louisville?
1174
00:43:00,747 --> 00:43:04,751
She says there's no community
for her here anymore.
1175
00:43:04,793 --> 00:43:06,628
Oh, baby, I'm sorry.
1176
00:43:11,049 --> 00:43:13,260
Mm.
1177
00:43:18,223 --> 00:43:19,433
Yeah.
1178
00:43:19,474 --> 00:43:21,435
You getting a boner?
1179
00:43:21,476 --> 00:43:23,186
Yeah.
1180
00:43:23,228 --> 00:43:24,396
Read the room.
1181
00:43:24,438 --> 00:43:25,689
Oh, come on,
Little Big Kev
1182
00:43:25,731 --> 00:43:27,190
has always made you
feel better.
1183
00:43:27,232 --> 00:43:29,067
Not tonight.
1184
00:43:29,109 --> 00:43:30,611
I just wanna crawl into bed
1185
00:43:30,652 --> 00:43:32,696
and cry myself to sleep.
1186
00:43:32,738 --> 00:43:35,741
subdued rock music
1187
00:43:38,994 --> 00:43:39,786
Okay.
1188
00:43:39,828 --> 00:43:41,622
Oh, yeah,
these are so great.
1189
00:43:41,663 --> 00:43:43,290
Perfect for a full can
of Schlitz.
1190
00:43:45,709 --> 00:43:47,628
-Excuse me.
-Carl?
1191
00:43:47,669 --> 00:43:49,296
Take this.
1192
00:43:50,005 --> 00:43:50,839
Why?
1193
00:43:50,881 --> 00:43:51,882
Because you rode me bareback
1194
00:43:51,923 --> 00:43:53,258
so I'd plant a baby
in your belly
1195
00:43:53,300 --> 00:43:55,177
and you could take half
of everything I own.
1196
00:43:55,218 --> 00:43:57,512
But, oh, no, girl,
I'm onto you.
1197
00:43:57,554 --> 00:43:59,598
So take this Plan B
with a full bottle of water,
1198
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:00,974
or I'm going to file
a police report
1199
00:44:01,016 --> 00:44:02,726
saying you raped me.
1200
00:44:02,768 --> 00:44:04,394
I'm on the pill.
1201
00:44:04,436 --> 00:44:07,022
And ...thought you wanted
to have sex.
1202
00:44:07,064 --> 00:44:09,858
I did, but with a condom.
1203
00:44:09,900 --> 00:44:11,693
I'm allergic to latex.
1204
00:44:11,735 --> 00:44:14,071
What, so you get, like,
a rash or something?
1205
00:44:14,112 --> 00:44:16,198
Like, I'd die.
1206
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:17,824
Oh.
Well...
1207
00:44:17,866 --> 00:44:18,825
then why were you asking
1208
00:44:18,867 --> 00:44:20,702
about my job
and benefits, then?
1209
00:44:20,744 --> 00:44:23,455
Because I liked you, Carl!
1210
00:44:24,206 --> 00:44:25,374
Oh.
1211
00:44:25,415 --> 00:44:26,833
Well, I liked you too.
1212
00:44:26,875 --> 00:44:28,335
And you know what?
It was nice.
1213
00:44:28,377 --> 00:44:29,336
It was nice to know
1214
00:44:29,378 --> 00:44:30,504
that I wouldn't have
to support you
1215
00:44:30,545 --> 00:44:32,422
after I finished
dental hygienist school.
1216
00:44:32,464 --> 00:44:33,590
You're gonna be
a dental hygienist?
1217
00:44:33,632 --> 00:44:34,466
Yes!
1218
00:44:34,508 --> 00:44:36,051
I'll have my own job.
1219
00:44:36,093 --> 00:44:37,969
I don't need
some punk-ass rookie cop
1220
00:44:38,011 --> 00:44:39,221
taking care of me.
1221
00:44:39,930 --> 00:44:42,015
That's hot.
1222
00:44:42,641 --> 00:44:44,351
What time you get off work?
1223
00:44:44,976 --> 00:44:47,020
Are you kidding?
1224
00:44:47,062 --> 00:44:50,273
You dumped me,
accused me of rape
1225
00:44:50,315 --> 00:44:51,191
and extortion,
1226
00:44:51,233 --> 00:44:52,984
tried to force
an abortion on me...
1227
00:44:53,026 --> 00:44:54,486
-Well--
-...and now you wanna
1228
00:44:54,528 --> 00:44:56,488
hang out again?
1229
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:58,657
Yeah?
1230
00:44:59,324 --> 00:45:02,369
Okay, UFC tournament.
1231
00:45:02,411 --> 00:45:05,747
Best female pop stars
of all time.
1232
00:45:05,789 --> 00:45:06,873
- Go.
- Okay.
1233
00:45:06,915 --> 00:45:09,000
So Celine beats Taylor...
1234
00:45:09,042 --> 00:45:10,627
- Oh.
- ...sorry, in the quarters
1235
00:45:10,669 --> 00:45:13,255
but then falls to Gaga
in the semis,
1236
00:45:13,296 --> 00:45:16,049
and then it's Gaga
and Aguilera in the finals.
1237
00:45:16,091 --> 00:45:18,009
Dark horse: Britney.
1238
00:45:18,051 --> 00:45:19,094
- Oh!
- Yes!
1239
00:45:19,136 --> 00:45:20,554
It's Britney, bitch!
1240
00:45:20,595 --> 00:45:23,348
Of course, yes.
1241
00:45:26,309 --> 00:45:28,520
So you really
don't like rimming?
1242
00:45:28,562 --> 00:45:30,188
What?
Oh.
1243
00:45:30,230 --> 00:45:31,773
No, it was Mickey.
1244
00:45:31,815 --> 00:45:33,233
He was kidding
when he said it was me.
1245
00:45:33,275 --> 00:45:35,277
Oh, cool.
1246
00:45:35,318 --> 00:45:37,529
So you do like rimming?
1247
00:45:38,113 --> 00:45:40,949
Okay, Mickey,
another cocktail?
1248
00:45:44,035 --> 00:45:45,912
Can we please get
the fuck out of here?
1249
00:45:45,954 --> 00:45:47,831
You said we needed gay friends.
1250
00:45:47,873 --> 00:45:49,291
Do you like any of these guys?
1251
00:45:49,332 --> 00:45:52,210
Fuck no, I'm blowing my nut
over this duck, though.
1252
00:45:52,252 --> 00:45:53,545
Here it is!
1253
00:45:53,587 --> 00:45:55,338
Ah! Whoo!
1254
00:45:55,380 --> 00:45:56,757
Oh!
Oh, my God.
1255
00:45:56,798 --> 00:45:57,758
Whoo!
1256
00:45:57,799 --> 00:45:58,925
Rain on me
1257
00:45:58,967 --> 00:46:00,135
Rain, rain, rain on me
1258
00:46:00,177 --> 00:46:01,344
Rain, rain
1259
00:46:01,386 --> 00:46:02,888
I'd rather be dry
1260
00:46:02,929 --> 00:46:05,265
But at least I'm alive
1261
00:46:05,307 --> 00:46:07,350
Rain on me, rain, rain
1262
00:46:07,392 --> 00:46:10,353
Rain on me
1263
00:46:11,563 --> 00:46:14,274
-Can we leave now?
-Yeah.
1264
00:46:14,316 --> 00:46:16,151
Are you guys leaving?
1265
00:46:16,193 --> 00:46:18,570
Things were just
getting interesting.
1266
00:46:18,612 --> 00:46:20,238
Rain, rain, rain
1267
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:21,448
Rain...
1268
00:46:21,490 --> 00:46:22,491
Whoo!
1269
00:46:22,532 --> 00:46:24,743
I hear the thunder
coming down
1270
00:46:24,785 --> 00:46:26,620
Won't you rain on me?
1271
00:46:26,661 --> 00:46:28,288
Eh, yeah...
1272
00:46:28,330 --> 00:46:29,372
No.
1273
00:46:29,414 --> 00:46:30,707
You're the one who said
if we fucked them,
1274
00:46:30,749 --> 00:46:32,542
we don't have to be friends
with them.
1275
00:46:32,584 --> 00:46:34,461
Rain on me...
1276
00:46:34,503 --> 00:46:35,670
Fine.
1277
00:46:35,712 --> 00:46:38,173
Rain on me
1278
00:46:40,175 --> 00:46:43,303
Hey, uh, Liam, buddy, look,
I was thinking,
1279
00:46:43,345 --> 00:46:44,846
you know, if we sell the house,
1280
00:46:44,888 --> 00:46:46,932
we could start a college fund
for you,
1281
00:46:46,973 --> 00:46:48,308
so, uh, anyway,
1282
00:46:48,350 --> 00:46:49,309
something to talk about.
1283
00:46:49,351 --> 00:46:50,602
Give me a call back
when you can.
1284
00:46:50,644 --> 00:46:51,812
All right, bye.
1285
00:46:53,021 --> 00:46:54,481
Tami?
1286
00:46:56,316 --> 00:46:58,360
Little man?
1287
00:46:59,736 --> 00:47:02,072
Holy fuck.
1288
00:47:03,907 --> 00:47:05,826
- All right, hey.
- Hey.
1289
00:47:05,867 --> 00:47:07,452
-Hey, you give me a hand?
-What's-what's going on?
1290
00:47:07,494 --> 00:47:08,370
We get robbed, or...
1291
00:47:08,411 --> 00:47:10,413
-No, no, he just woke up.
-Hey, hi, buddy.
1292
00:47:10,455 --> 00:47:11,832
Yeah, I just packed up
some stuff
1293
00:47:11,873 --> 00:47:14,000
and brought it over
to my dad's.
1294
00:47:22,092 --> 00:47:24,052
Oh.
1295
00:47:24,094 --> 00:47:26,513
I'll be right back,
buddy, okay?
1296
00:47:29,933 --> 00:47:32,519
Hey, uh, why-why did you
take our stuff
1297
00:47:32,561 --> 00:47:33,520
to your dad's place?
1298
00:47:33,562 --> 00:47:34,896
I-I thought we talked
about this.
1299
00:47:34,938 --> 00:47:37,274
Yeah, w-we said you had the day
to sell the Indian
1300
00:47:37,315 --> 00:47:39,234
or convince your family
to sell the house.
1301
00:47:39,276 --> 00:47:40,694
The day's not over.
1302
00:47:40,735 --> 00:47:44,531
Okay, well, you didn't sound
too hopeful on the phone, so...
1303
00:47:44,573 --> 00:47:45,615
Uh, I thought we said
1304
00:47:45,657 --> 00:47:47,284
if I couldn't make it
happen today,
1305
00:47:47,325 --> 00:47:49,494
then we would talk
about what's next, right?
1306
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:52,873
What did you think
was next, Lip?
1307
00:47:52,914 --> 00:47:55,208
That I would try again
tomorrow.
1308
00:47:55,250 --> 00:47:57,669
I thought what was next
was that we would make
1309
00:47:57,711 --> 00:47:59,880
the most stable decision
for our family.
1310
00:47:59,921 --> 00:48:01,673
I put in an application
at Amazon.
1311
00:48:01,715 --> 00:48:03,508
All right?
Like you asked.
1312
00:48:03,550 --> 00:48:04,509
Can you meet me halfway?
1313
00:48:04,551 --> 00:48:07,012
Halfway to homelessness?
1314
00:48:07,053 --> 00:48:08,680
No.
No, Lip.
1315
00:48:08,722 --> 00:48:10,599
I'm not gonna meet you halfway.
1316
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:12,142
And, God, what is up
with you lately?
1317
00:48:12,183 --> 00:48:13,476
Nothing, nothing is up
with me lately.
1318
00:48:13,518 --> 00:48:15,270
Really? Because you're being
entirely unreasonable.
1319
00:48:15,312 --> 00:48:16,980
-You're obsessive.
-Okay, you wanna catalog shit?
1320
00:48:17,022 --> 00:48:18,231
You are fucking
stealing shit
1321
00:48:18,273 --> 00:48:19,357
'Cause I can take
the notebook out, all right?
1322
00:48:19,399 --> 00:48:20,775
-Are you drinking again?
-No!
1323
00:48:20,817 --> 00:48:23,278
Jesus, I just don't wanna live
with your fucking family!
1324
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:24,863
Okay, well, tough shit.
1325
00:48:24,905 --> 00:48:26,448
You had the day
to make your plan work.
1326
00:48:26,489 --> 00:48:27,908
You didn't make it work.
1327
00:48:27,949 --> 00:48:29,492
So unless you make
something happen
1328
00:48:29,534 --> 00:48:32,037
before we go to bed tonight...
1329
00:48:32,078 --> 00:48:34,039
Where are you going?
1330
00:48:39,377 --> 00:48:40,503
Hey.
1331
00:48:40,545 --> 00:48:41,963
Who's the kid?
1332
00:48:42,005 --> 00:48:43,131
Sandy's son.
1333
00:48:43,173 --> 00:48:44,758
You decide
about the house yet?
1334
00:48:44,799 --> 00:48:46,760
Leave me alone.
I'm heartbroken.
1335
00:48:52,641 --> 00:48:54,684
Why is he still here?
1336
00:48:54,726 --> 00:48:56,603
Royal's not done
at Pizzeria Uno.
1337
00:48:57,187 --> 00:48:59,022
But you should know
that I'm gonna talk to him
1338
00:48:59,064 --> 00:49:01,066
about us getting joint custody
of Prince.
1339
00:49:01,983 --> 00:49:03,735
Uh, why?
1340
00:49:03,777 --> 00:49:04,861
If you're gonna be living
with me,
1341
00:49:04,903 --> 00:49:06,112
you're gonna be living
with my rules,
1342
00:49:06,154 --> 00:49:08,156
and my rules are that
you don't abandon family.
1343
00:49:10,533 --> 00:49:12,953
Well, I guess
I'm not living with you, then.
1344
00:49:12,994 --> 00:49:14,287
What?
1345
00:49:14,329 --> 00:49:16,498
No.
Sandy!
1346
00:49:21,044 --> 00:49:23,338
Sandy!
Sandy!
1347
00:49:24,798 --> 00:49:25,674
What are you doing?
1348
00:49:25,715 --> 00:49:27,258
I'm getting the fuck
out of here.
1349
00:49:27,300 --> 00:49:28,760
Ha.
Great.
1350
00:49:28,802 --> 00:49:31,304
Add me to the list of people
you run out on.
1351
00:49:31,346 --> 00:49:32,806
I don't run out
on people, Debbie.
1352
00:49:32,847 --> 00:49:34,391
- It's not that simple.
- It is.
1353
00:49:34,432 --> 00:49:35,558
You-you either stick
with people,
1354
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:36,518
or you don't.
1355
00:49:36,559 --> 00:49:37,727
I stick with people.
1356
00:49:37,769 --> 00:49:38,979
Yeah, I stuck with you,
1357
00:49:39,020 --> 00:49:41,147
until you turned out to be
a fucking psycho.
1358
00:49:41,189 --> 00:49:43,066
Well, that's not sticking
with me.
1359
00:49:43,108 --> 00:49:44,067
That's cutting and running.
1360
00:49:44,109 --> 00:49:46,444
People don't just
cut and run, okay?
1361
00:49:46,486 --> 00:49:47,737
There are reasons.
1362
00:49:47,779 --> 00:49:49,072
I ran out on Prince and Royal
1363
00:49:49,114 --> 00:49:50,782
because I had no idea
who I was.
1364
00:49:50,824 --> 00:49:51,908
That's selfish.
1365
00:49:51,950 --> 00:49:52,867
It's not selfish.
1366
00:49:52,909 --> 00:49:55,412
That is the definition
of selfish!
1367
00:49:55,453 --> 00:49:57,122
You ran out on people
who needed you
1368
00:49:57,163 --> 00:49:59,791
because you wanted to go do
your own shit.
1369
00:49:59,833 --> 00:50:01,543
I'll never forgive you
for that.
1370
00:50:03,378 --> 00:50:05,422
You'll never forgive me
for that?
1371
00:50:05,463 --> 00:50:08,883
They'll never.
Prince will never.
1372
00:50:08,925 --> 00:50:10,677
Holy shit.
1373
00:50:12,220 --> 00:50:14,014
You think I'm Monica.
1374
00:50:14,055 --> 00:50:17,225
-What?
-I am not your mom, Debbie.
1375
00:50:17,267 --> 00:50:19,060
I didn't just leave my family
to do my own shit.
1376
00:50:19,102 --> 00:50:20,979
This has nothing to do
with my mom.
1377
00:50:21,021 --> 00:50:22,856
Fuck you.
1378
00:50:22,897 --> 00:50:24,607
You are piling
1379
00:50:24,649 --> 00:50:27,527
all your abandonment issues
on me.
1380
00:50:27,569 --> 00:50:29,529
Right?
'Cause what happened?
1381
00:50:29,571 --> 00:50:32,824
Monica ran out on you...
1382
00:50:32,866 --> 00:50:35,035
and now the rest of them
wanna run out on you too.
1383
00:50:35,076 --> 00:50:36,202
They don't wanna run out on me.
1384
00:50:36,244 --> 00:50:37,996
They wanna sell the house
and get the money.
1385
00:50:38,038 --> 00:50:39,581
You sure?
1386
00:50:57,849 --> 00:51:00,185
Night.
1387
00:51:00,226 --> 00:51:02,395
That was a bust, huh?
1388
00:51:02,437 --> 00:51:03,855
Oh, yeah,
apart from a hand job,
1389
00:51:03,897 --> 00:51:06,441
duck, and orgy, total waste
of a fucking day.
1390
00:51:07,150 --> 00:51:09,069
Still think we need
gay friends?
1391
00:51:09,110 --> 00:51:10,278
Need?
1392
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:11,654
No.
I mean, I'm not opposed to it.
1393
00:51:11,696 --> 00:51:14,699
We just...we want friends
we have things in common with.
1394
00:51:14,741 --> 00:51:17,327
There's a reason
I do the same things as Lip.
1395
00:51:17,368 --> 00:51:18,870
I'm like Lip.
1396
00:51:18,912 --> 00:51:21,456
I'm okay if he's
my only friend for now.
1397
00:51:21,498 --> 00:51:22,540
All right.
1398
00:51:22,582 --> 00:51:26,044
Well, wanna go tell Debbie
you wanna do what Lip wants
1399
00:51:26,086 --> 00:51:27,462
on this thing?
1400
00:51:27,504 --> 00:51:28,671
She's gonna love you.
1401
00:51:28,713 --> 00:51:30,256
She's gonna love you so much.
1402
00:51:30,298 --> 00:51:32,634
Debbie!
1403
00:51:32,675 --> 00:51:34,761
Come on!
Open up.
1404
00:51:34,803 --> 00:51:35,887
What's going on upstairs?
1405
00:51:35,929 --> 00:51:36,971
I'm not sure.
1406
00:51:37,013 --> 00:51:38,014
Hey, do you guys think
it's weird
1407
00:51:38,056 --> 00:51:38,932
I'm in love with my rapist?
1408
00:51:38,973 --> 00:51:40,350
-You weren't raped.
-Yes.
1409
00:51:41,601 --> 00:51:42,936
I don't wanna sell the house.
1410
00:51:42,977 --> 00:51:44,145
Where have you been?
1411
00:51:44,187 --> 00:51:45,605
Out finding my voice.
1412
00:51:45,647 --> 00:51:47,273
Wait, you're voting
not to sell?
1413
00:51:47,315 --> 00:51:48,775
Yeah.
1414
00:51:48,817 --> 00:51:51,277
So it's you two and Debbie.
That's it, right?
1415
00:51:51,319 --> 00:51:53,363
Doesn't matter what I vote.
We're not selling.
1416
00:51:53,404 --> 00:51:54,489
Well, I wanna change my vote.
1417
00:51:54,531 --> 00:51:56,157
Mickey and I
want our own place.
1418
00:51:56,199 --> 00:51:58,368
So it's two in favor,
two against?
1419
00:51:58,409 --> 00:52:01,121
Yeah, me and Lip
versus Liam and Debbie.
1420
00:52:11,506 --> 00:52:13,633
Fiona...
1421
00:52:13,675 --> 00:52:15,593
Lip!
1422
00:52:16,636 --> 00:52:20,265
Carl!
1423
00:52:22,809 --> 00:52:25,019
Debbie?
Lip?
1424
00:52:25,061 --> 00:52:27,438
-Out of the way, Frank.
-Lip!
1425
00:52:36,322 --> 00:52:37,490
If you vote
not to sell...
1426
00:52:37,532 --> 00:52:38,449
Lip!
1427
00:52:38,491 --> 00:52:39,742
...I'll iron your uniform
for a whole month.
1428
00:52:39,784 --> 00:52:41,703
Vote to sell, I'll buy you
pizza rolls for a year.
1429
00:52:41,744 --> 00:52:42,620
How about vote to sell,
1430
00:52:42,662 --> 00:52:43,788
and I won't scoop
your eyeballs out
1431
00:52:43,830 --> 00:52:46,166
with a fucking kitchen spoon?
1432
00:52:46,207 --> 00:52:47,041
Shit.
1433
00:52:47,083 --> 00:52:49,127
rock music
1434
00:52:49,169 --> 00:52:50,587
What the fuck are you doing?
1435
00:52:50,628 --> 00:52:52,255
Creating an open floor plan.
1436
00:52:52,297 --> 00:52:53,381
We're selling!
1437
00:52:53,423 --> 00:52:54,549
- No! No.
- Hey!
1438
00:52:54,591 --> 00:52:56,509
- Deb! Deb!
- Relax, relax.
1439
00:52:56,551 --> 00:52:59,345
Whoa, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh...
1440
00:52:59,387 --> 00:53:01,222
Fuck you!
1441
00:53:01,264 --> 00:53:02,432
Whoa, oh, oh
1442
00:53:02,473 --> 00:53:03,641
Whoa, oh, oh...
1443
00:53:05,101 --> 00:53:06,853
Don't look back,
don't look back
1444
00:53:06,895 --> 00:53:08,980
Don't look back...
1445
00:53:16,654 --> 00:53:17,614
Excuse me.
1446
00:53:17,655 --> 00:53:19,115
Does Phillip Gallagher
live here?
1447
00:53:19,157 --> 00:53:20,283
We have a few questions
1448
00:53:20,325 --> 00:53:22,660
about a robbery
where he used to work.
1449
00:53:22,702 --> 00:53:23,912
He's inside.
Just be careful.
1450
00:53:23,953 --> 00:53:25,079
He's got a sledgehammer.
1451
00:53:25,121 --> 00:53:27,290
That's why
1452
00:53:27,332 --> 00:53:29,792
Whoa, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh
1453
00:53:29,834 --> 00:53:32,295
Oh, whoa, oh, oh,
oh, oh
1454
00:53:32,337 --> 00:53:35,256
Whoa, oh, oh,
whoa, oh, oh
1455
00:53:35,548 --> 00:53:37,133
Coming down on me
1456
00:53:37,175 --> 00:53:39,469
Teardrops on my face
1457
00:53:39,510 --> 00:53:41,387
Water like...
1458
00:53:49,270 --> 00:53:52,565
I can feel it on my skin
1459
00:53:55,401 --> 00:53:58,279
It's coming down on me
1460
00:53:59,405 --> 00:54:01,532
Teardrops on my face
1461
00:54:01,574 --> 00:54:03,076
Water like misery
1462
00:54:03,117 --> 00:54:05,411
Let it wash away my pain
1463
00:54:05,453 --> 00:54:07,580
It's coming down on me
1464
00:54:07,622 --> 00:54:10,750
Let it wash away
1465
00:54:10,792 --> 00:54:12,085
I'd rather be dry
1466
00:54:12,126 --> 00:54:14,420
But at least I'm alive
1467
00:54:14,462 --> 00:54:16,214
Rain on me, rain, rain
1468
00:54:16,256 --> 00:54:18,383
Rain on me,
rain, rain
1469
00:54:18,424 --> 00:54:19,926
I'd rather be dry
1470
00:54:19,968 --> 00:54:22,095
But at least I'm alive
1471
00:54:22,136 --> 00:54:24,514
Rain on me, rain, rain
1472
00:54:24,555 --> 00:54:26,641
Rain...on...me
1473
00:54:26,683 --> 00:54:28,935
I hear the thunder
coming down
1474
00:54:28,977 --> 00:54:30,895
Won't you rain on me?
1475
00:54:30,937 --> 00:54:32,480
Eh, yeah
1476
00:54:32,522 --> 00:54:34,148
Rain on, whoo
1477
00:54:34,190 --> 00:54:36,734
I hear the thunder
coming down
1478
00:54:36,776 --> 00:54:38,569
Won't you rain on me?
1479
00:54:38,611 --> 00:54:40,363
Eh, yeah
1480
00:54:40,405 --> 00:54:54,877
Rain...on...me
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