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An honor to have a great American like yourself on the show.

I guess it runs in the family, huh?

Homelander's father.

Dang.

Glock, huh?

Never saw the appeal in foreign -made guns.

Well, this ain't your granddaddy's Glock.

This here's a 9mm.

Gen 5 7 -round capacity with a crisp fucking break.

Well, mine's a much longer barrel.

That'll prove an all -American cult 1911.

Chambered in .45 ACP.

That'll blow your fucking panties off.

Now, that little Glock, that's good for a late -night Harlem stroll, but this

here, that's a certified kraut killer.

Think you mean an antique?

I mean a classic.

You want to give it a try?

Now, some can't handle the kick.

If something tells me, you'll do just fine.

I gotta hand it to you.

I haven't fucked that hard since... Since I railed Sherry Lewis on the

of Studio 54.

I ain't got no idea who that is.

Hey, why the hairless pussy?

I mean, what's the point of going down there if you're not gonna get a fat face

full of fur?

Is that how Homelander likes you?

Like a baby?

More like a mother.

But you two have fucked, right?

Mm -mm.

Damn.

I gotta admit, I was kind of just doing this as petty revenge against the freak.

That's terrible.

Who would do such a thing?

You shouldn't say that about your son.

He thinks he's better than me.

He doesn't.

How do you know?

I don't know much, but I can read people. And the way he looks at you?

Shoot.

I ain't ever seen him look at nobody like that.

It's not exactly a compliment, doll.

He is the strangest motherfucker I've ever known. And I've had a threesome

Gary Busey.

Oof.