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PublishDate: 2026-04-02
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Fuck my job wife, fuck.
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Bro, I can't, I'm busy looks maxing, okay?
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I can't be doing all this stuff that you forget to do.
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Like just do your fucking chores, it's not that hard.
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Why can't mom hire somebody?
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'Cause we're not rich, what do you mean?
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Why can't she hire somebody?
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Bro.
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I am depressed, okay?
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I should have to do manual labor around the house.
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Manual, it's taking out the garbage.
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Okay, I don't wanna do this either, okay?
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I'm watching my looks maxers.
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I'm watching Cookie King, I'm watching Clav.
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Like I'm bone smashing, I have things to do.
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I have orbits to tilt.
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Like you can't be doing all this.
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You gotta do your shit so I can do my stuff in peace.
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You're such a larper.
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Dude, shut up.
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You're such an incel.
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You're literally an incel, dude.
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Like I bet you're still obsessed with Aspen Gold
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and Nick Fuentes, like you're such an incel.
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Yeah, well why, yeah, of course I am.
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Of course I am, I'm 28 and I live in your mom's house.
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Get the fuck out of here.
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Hey, dude, seriously?
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Really?
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Dude.
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I'm gonna bone smash you.
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Bone smash you?
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You wanna see?
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Listen, my, listen.
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My life is not a joke, okay?
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I'm a true self freak, all right?
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You know what, you have no idea your looks maxing.
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What a fucking joke.
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Okay.
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You're a void, you're already hot.
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You already won.
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Yeah, I wasn't always a Stacey Light.
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I wasn't always a true Eve.
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You think I was born like this?
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No, we have the same like, no, no.
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I became true Stacey and like Eve
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through hard labor and work, okay?
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You wouldn't get it.
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If Cookie King can go from being incel
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to fucking gorgeous man of the year, love Cookie King,
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then so can you.
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Like, just get your shit together.
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Just look max.
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Well, they don't make, just, even if I looked better,
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I still don't know how to talk to girls.
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I'm still a weird incel freak.
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You think Cookie King is a race god, bro?
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He's so awkward.
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My penis is tiny.
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It can't be that tiny.
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I mean, I've seen your dads for unrelated purposes,
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but like genetics, it can't be that bad.
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What are you doing?
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I'm sure it's fine.
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What are you doing?
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Just penis max.
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Like, it'll be fine.
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See, it's not bad.
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Look, it looks horrific.
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You're so dramatic.
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I've seen so much worse.
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It looks horrible.
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No, it doesn't.
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You just need a penis max.
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You're touching it.
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Why are you touching it?
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Because I'm helping you.
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I'm being a good stepsister.
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This is what we're doing, okay?
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I'm helping you.
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Like, you just need to penis max it.
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Like, it's not that hard.
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Look, okay, this will help me anyway for my jaw maxing,
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'cause I'm trying to bring my jaw forward.
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So I'm gonna use it as like an exercise.
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This is really scary.
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Scary?
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You frigging, dude, it's fine.
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There's nothing scary about this.
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Be serious.
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The only scary thing here is Aspen Gold.
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I saw you watching him earlier on your frigging laptop,
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you weirdo.
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What are you, like, secretly in love with him
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or something?
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Who cares?
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A lot of people watch Aspen Gold.
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It's like a big deal.
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A lot of incels do.
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You need to switch up your content
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and start watching Clav and Cookie King.
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The cookieverse, bro.
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19-year-old **** addicts?
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Like, doing street interviews in Miami?
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That's good content?
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It's Del Rey, actually, not Miami.
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Okay.
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Or just shut up.
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Fuck.
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Oh, shit.
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(gagging)
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See, it's not even that big.
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It's literally average.
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It might be a little bit bigger than normal, actually.
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Like, it's a normal dick.
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Like, I don't know why you're complaining so much.
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It's literally fine.
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You don't think it's like fucking,
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you don't think it's like disgusting?
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Why would I think that?
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It's literally normal.
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Like, I mean, sure, it's missing a hoodie,
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but that's okay.
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(moaning)
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Fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck.
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(moaning)
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Oh my God, fuck.
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Oh, shit.
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How do guys like last so long in videos?
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It's crazy.
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Just like this.
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You're doing great.
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You're doing great, Sadie.
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You're doing great.
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Okay.
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Fucking awesome.
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Oh my God.
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See, your dick's literally fine.
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It's normal.
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I'm a normie?
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What?
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I'm just like some normie?
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Yeah, you're a normal.
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That's not good.
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You can look smacked, it's okay.
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Okay.
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So you could probably get the Chad light.
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Have you really tried?
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You think so?
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Yeah, I think so.
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You could get to like Cookie King status, bro.
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Oh my God, this is so skimpy.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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(breathing heavily)
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Oh, fuck.
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Are you free?
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Oh my God, I'm gonna cum some.
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Oh my God, don't cum inside me.
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Cum in my mouth, I need the protein.
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Protein maxing.
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Oh, yeah.
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Don't cum in your stuff, sister, you weirdo.
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Sorry.
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Fuck.
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I can use this as a face cream, actually.
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In the looks maxing community, we use that sometimes.
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So this is actually gonna be really useful.
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Thank you for this.8943
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