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Fuck my job wife, fuck.

Bro, I can't, I'm busy looks maxing, okay?

I can't be doing all this stuff that you forget to do.

Like just do your fucking chores, it's not that hard.

Why can't mom hire somebody?

'Cause we're not rich, what do you mean?

Why can't she hire somebody?

Bro.

I am depressed, okay?

I should have to do manual labor around the house.

Manual, it's taking out the garbage.

Okay, I don't wanna do this either, okay?

I'm watching my looks maxers.

I'm watching Cookie King, I'm watching Clav.

Like I'm bone smashing, I have things to do.

I have orbits to tilt.

Like you can't be doing all this.

You gotta do your shit so I can do my stuff in peace.

You're such a larper.

Dude, shut up.

You're such an incel.

You're literally an incel, dude.

Like I bet you're still obsessed with Aspen Gold

and Nick Fuentes, like you're such an incel.

Yeah, well why, yeah, of course I am.

Of course I am, I'm 28 and I live in your mom's house.

Get the fuck out of here.

Hey, dude, seriously?

Really?

Dude.

I'm gonna bone smash you.

Bone smash you?

You wanna see?

Listen, my, listen.

My life is not a joke, okay?

I'm a true self freak, all right?

You know what, you have no idea your looks maxing.

What a fucking joke.

Okay.

You're a void, you're already hot.

You already won.

Yeah, I wasn't always a Stacey Light.

I wasn't always a true Eve.

You think I was born like this?

No, we have the same like, no, no.

I became true Stacey and like Eve

through hard labor and work, okay?

You wouldn't get it.

If Cookie King can go from being incel

to fucking gorgeous man of the year, love Cookie King,

then so can you.

Like, just get your shit together.

Just look max.

Well, they don't make, just, even if I looked better,

I still don't know how to talk to girls.

I'm still a weird incel freak.

You think Cookie King is a race god, bro?

He's so awkward.

My penis is tiny.

It can't be that tiny.

I mean, I've seen your dads for unrelated purposes,

but like genetics, it can't be that bad.

What are you doing?

I'm sure it's fine.

What are you doing?

Just penis max.

Like, it'll be fine.

See, it's not bad.

Look, it looks horrific.

You're so dramatic.

I've seen so much worse.

It looks horrible.

No, it doesn't.

You just need a penis max.

You're touching it.

Why are you touching it?

Because I'm helping you.

I'm being a good stepsister.

This is what we're doing, okay?

I'm helping you.

Like, you just need to penis max it.

Like, it's not that hard.

Look, okay, this will help me anyway for my jaw maxing,

'cause I'm trying to bring my jaw forward.

So I'm gonna use it as like an exercise.

This is really scary.

Scary?

You frigging, dude, it's fine.

There's nothing scary about this.

Be serious.

The only scary thing here is Aspen Gold.

I saw you watching him earlier on your frigging laptop,

you weirdo.

What are you, like, secretly in love with him

or something?

Who cares?

A lot of people watch Aspen Gold.

It's like a big deal.

A lot of incels do.

You need to switch up your content

and start watching Clav and Cookie King.

The cookieverse, bro.

19-year-old **** addicts?

Like, doing street interviews in Miami?

That's good content?

It's Del Rey, actually, not Miami.

Okay.

Or just shut up.

Fuck.

Oh, shit.

(gagging)

See, it's not even that big.

It's literally average.

It might be a little bit bigger than normal, actually.

Like, it's a normal dick.

Like, I don't know why you're complaining so much.

It's literally fine.

You don't think it's like fucking,

you don't think it's like disgusting?

Why would I think that?

It's literally normal.

Like, I mean, sure, it's missing a hoodie,

but that's okay.

(moaning)

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

(moaning)

Oh my God, fuck.

Oh, shit.

How do guys like last so long in videos?

It's crazy.

Just like this.

You're doing great.

You're doing great, Sadie.

You're doing great.

Okay.

Fucking awesome.

Oh my God.

See, your dick's literally fine.

It's normal.

I'm a normie?

What?

I'm just like some normie?

Yeah, you're a normal.

That's not good.

You can look smacked, it's okay.

Okay.

So you could probably get the Chad light.

Have you really tried?

You think so?

Yeah, I think so.

You could get to like Cookie King status, bro.

Oh my God, this is so skimpy.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

(breathing heavily)

Oh, fuck.

Are you free?

Oh my God, I'm gonna cum some.

Oh my God, don't cum inside me.

Cum in my mouth, I need the protein.

Protein maxing.

Oh, yeah.

Don't cum in your stuff, sister, you weirdo.

Sorry.

Fuck.

I can use this as a face cream, actually.

In the looks maxing community, we use that sometimes.

So this is actually gonna be really useful.

Thank you for this.