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You look nervous.
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No, I'm not. I'm just...
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I don't know.
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It feels big.
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You'll be fine.
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You're always fine.
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The only positive
about having a hyperactive brain
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is it's never as bad
as you expect it to be.
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Great.
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Good pep talk, Mum.
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Here.
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Got you something.
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Finally.
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A way out.
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Shut up!
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It was your father’s sgian dubh.
You wear it in your sock.
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Yeah, I know.
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Can it go via the left ventricle?
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You're making a lot of death jokes
for a man getting hitched in a few hours.
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No, I'm fine.
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I want to do this. It's just...
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I don't know.
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I want it to work out.
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I mean...
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your marriage worked out
in the end, did it not?
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He got ill so quickly,
I could never really tell.
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He always made a lot of effort too,
which put me off.
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Your dad was a lot more fun
when he was spurning our dates
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and never calling me back.
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That's why I got on so well with Maura.
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We never signed a contract
saying we expected more from one another.
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Are you missing her?
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I miss them both.
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Yeah.
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What about Ruben?
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Any feelings there?
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Yeah, I suppose. Maybe a...
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small part of me, you know...
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misses him.
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Well, that's something.
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-What do you mean, "that's something"?
-No, I just...
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Look.
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I don't know how to tell you this...
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but he's on his way.
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You're joking?
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No. He found out this morning.
I don't know how.
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But he'll be here any minute.
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Niall. Come and say hi.
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Eighteen years.
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I know it's only 20 minutes
down the road, but still.
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What am I gonna do
with all my excess cortisol?
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Here. I got you something.
A little moving-in present.
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I was going to get "Number One Student,"
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but it was 20 pence a letter,
and to be honest,
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you haven't proved yourself yet.
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Wow, big font.
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Almost reads like an insult.
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I love it. Thank you.
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-How you feeling?
-Yeah.
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Pretty overwhelmed.
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Just hope I find my people, you know.
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You will.
This place is full of nerds and virgins.
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Embrace it, Niall. This is a fresh start.
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A chance to figure out who you are a bit.
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Away from Ruben.
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Oh, Mum, I don't know why
you keep bringing that up all the time.
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-We're just close.
-You're too close. Honestly.
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You should see the pair of you
when you're together.
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You strut around town
like you'll never pay taxes.
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-What's wrong with that?
-It doesn't suit you, Niall.
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You're not a strutter.
You don't have the legs for it.
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-He is gonna want to visit, Mum.
-I know, but just...
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bed in a little bit
before inviting him, yeah?
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I just think it would be good
for you to see what life is like
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without his light blinding your eyes.
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Shall we?
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Go make friends now.
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I don't want to come back here
in four years' time
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to find you conversing with a pot plant.
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I will.
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And don't call Ruben!
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Jesus, Mum, I won't.
I'll be fine without him.
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I promise.
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Just a minute!
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Hi. What's your name?
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-I'm Niall.
-I'm Joanna.
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Why are you sitting in the dark?
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Oh, no, I wasn't.
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Well, I was,
but I was having a power nap, you know,
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ahead of a big Freshers.
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You nap in your shoes?
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Yeah.
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It's a time-saving thing,
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so I can wake up and hit the bar
straight away, you know?
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Right.
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Anyway, wanna join?
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We're doing pre-drinks,
then we're going to the union.
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Non-stop New Wave all night.
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Yeah. Yeah, I love New Wave.
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Amazing. Who's your favorite?
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Jonny and the... New... Waves.
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Right.
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Well, see you in a bit.
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There he is!
This is Neil, the final flatmate.
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Actually, my name's--
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This is Celeste,
a French exchange student.
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Porridge man! Come save me!
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Do you want a drink?
You've got one choice, and that's vodka.
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I'll have a vodka
with a tiny splash of vodka then.
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Just a vodka, please.
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Vodka and porridge?
Now, there's a combination.
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Sorry, what's this porridge thing?
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-Celeste wants a Scottish man.
-One like the cereal box.
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You know, the man with the kilt
throwing the boulder.
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I told her Scotland's nothing like that.
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If anything, it should be a fat bloke
with diabetes throwing a sausage roll.
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Right, enough of this mindless chit-chat.
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Let's get out of this rat den
and go clubbing.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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-I'm Alby. You must be Neil.
-I'm...
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-Nice to meet you.
-Oh, no, I don't do handshakes.
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I feel like it's a social construct
designed to keep us apart.
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But it's a pleasure, seriously.
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Have you met the others?
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Experienced, more like.
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Yeah. Did they ply you with cheap vodka?
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Certainly did. Do you fancy helping?
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No, I don't drink. I never have, really.
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Wow. Tha... That's crazy.
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Yeah, just the old
bog-standard heroin for me.
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Are we ready to go?
I want to meet a porridge man by midnight.
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She means you, Neil.
You can be her porridge man.
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Ignore her. She's proletariat.
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-See you later.
-Have fun.
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Celeste is hot for you.
She wants to sow your oats, porridge man.
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I really hope
this porridge man thing doesn't catch on.
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Are you going to bang?
She's fit. Like, really fit.
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-Well, I'll let her learn my name first.
-What, Neil?
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-Oh, no. Actually, my name--
-Do you think Alby's gay?
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-What? What makes you say that?
-I don't know, just a suspicion.
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There was this guy at my school
who was gay,
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and he didn't really know
how to join in either.
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It seems to be a... a sign, you know?
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-Come on, have some shots.
-We've unlocked the beast.
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I box, you know, and I smoke hash.
I have some on me now, in fact.
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What happened to the guy in the flat?
Like, what have you done with him?
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Cheers.
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Right. Let's go.
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Nicely rolled.
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You're a dark horse, aren't you?
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You guys are so gonna get it on.
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It's like having subtext around.
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Fine, I'll leave.
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No, don't!
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I had better go after her.
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Blowback?
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See you later, porridge man.
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-Didn't think you'd make it.
-Well, what can I say?
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I heard the city calling my name.
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That'll be the heroin.
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May I?
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So, what brings you to Glasgow?
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Loads of things.
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The city... music,
the nightlife, the women.
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What is it you study again?
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-English Literature.
-Cool.
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I was going to guess Theater Studies,
so not too far off.
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Theater Studies? Hell no.
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That's miles off.
What makes you say that?
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I don't know. You...
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you strike me as a performer in some way.
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-What, like an actor?
-No, a performer.
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Like...
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Like you're performing somehow.
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Hey, it's nothing to worry about.
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I mean, after all...
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I'm a performer too.
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Something I said?
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No, it's just...
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Okay, let's go, buddy.
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All right?
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-I don't like it.
-What?
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Four years doing fuck all
and getting paid for it?
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Come on, now. Don't be a pube.
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What are the birds like?
Any got the hots for you?
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Actually, yeah. I think so.
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I can't tell if she's coming on to me
or if she's just French.
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A French bird? Ooh, la, la!
Two days in, he's already fine dining.
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Come on. What's bothering you, shagger?
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I... I just...
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I just don't feel like myself here.
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Everyone keeps calling me Neil,
and there's this...
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Alby guy who's--
He's spinning me out a bit.
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You only need to ask.
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Oh, no, I... I... I couldn't.
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Just say the words.
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I need you.
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Chuck the keys, shagger! Be up in a bit.
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Gonna have a fag
and see if I can split a fresher.
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I had to run them through twice.
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You scared the shit out of me.
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Yeah, well,
I'm not cleaning it up this time.
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Look, I'd really appreciate it
if you didn't--
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You were a disgrace last night.
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What do you mean?
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Leaving early with no explanation.
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Right.
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Why are you in your underpants?
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No reason.
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Just, you know,
catching the air on my thighs.
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I'll put them back on.
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Well, this has been a fascinating insight
into human behavior,
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but I've got some reading to do.
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Thank you.
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There he is! Houdini.
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-I'm sorry?
-You, last night, and your vanishing act.
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Very disappointing.
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Oh, my God.
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You should see
how fit this guy is outside.
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He looks like trouble.
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Oh, my God. He just came into the halls.
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Hey! Maybe he'll move in upstairs
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and you can have
a really dysfunctional romance.
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I'd love that, you know.
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Oh, no.
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There he is! Bring it in, son!
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-Get off of me! Ruben!
-You big student, bastard you!
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Hey? Hey? You tax-dodging fuck!
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Stop!
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This is Ruben, my... my brother.
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And you're the flatmates?
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You must be the gorgeous French one.
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No, that's Celeste. I'm Joanna.
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Sorry, I just assumed
you were the gorgeous one.
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Right, you.
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I'll see you outside.
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Joanna.
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His name's Niall, by the way.
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That was epic.
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Mate, you're a lucky son of a bitch
living with those two.
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I'll take the ugly bird
off your hands then, shall I?
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She's not ugly, is she?
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Hey, I'm not complaining.
Ugly birds are the better lay anyway.
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-You're a sick fuck, Ruben.
-You love it.
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What the hell?
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Do it back. Trust me.
It'll work. I've got a game plan.
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What? No! That fucking hurt!
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Does little soft-cock Niall Kennedy
not have it in him to hit a man?
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Would soft-cock Niall Kennedy
rather go off
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and read some gay little books instead?
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S... Sorry, I...
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You fucking beauty.
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Stop it. Stop.
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Keep still.
256
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:35,520
There are certain parts of my body
I don't have control over, Joanna.
257
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,800
You're very different, you two.
258
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,000
Stop.
259
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:48,480
It's like one needs a head
and the other needs a body.
260
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,800
I think you have doubts, Niall.
261
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,000
About you? No way.
262
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,440
I spoke to Alby about this.
We have our theories.
263
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,800
You're a virgin, aren't you?
264
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:13,800
That's why the disconnect.
265
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:26,440
Shall we play spin the bottle?
266
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:31,400
Basically, wherever the bottle lands,
you need to kiss that person.
267
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,680
You know there's a good chance
it lands on family?
268
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,600
-Family have a veto.
-Very convenient.
269
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:36,960
I'll go first.
270
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:41,840
Ready?
271
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:00,960
Come on, frog. I want a French one.
272
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:08,840
I'm not scared of you.
273
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:10,880
Prove it.
274
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:29,880
Okay, guys, that's great.
275
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,080
Other people are yet to...
276
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:39,880
Thanks, guys.
277
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,200
Thanks, guys.
278
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:46,560
Thanks, guys.
279
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:49,840
Thanks, guys.
280
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,680
Come on, guys, it's a kiss,
not a tongue transplant.
281
00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:59,760
Niall, you take this one.
282
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:28,760
Sorry.
283
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:30,440
Don't mind me.
284
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:40,600
Who's next?
285
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:43,600
Fuck it. I'll go.
286
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,200
You're up.
287
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:56,320
S... Sorry, I don't think
we've been acquainted. I'm Alby.
288
00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,320
I know exactly who you are.
289
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,080
Ruben. Niall's brother.
290
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:07,000
I don't do handshakes.
291
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,280
And I don't do
with people turning them down.
292
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:31,760
What are you waiting for?
293
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,480
I... I wasn't playing.
294
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,160
Spin the bottle. Ancient law.
295
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,640
You enter the room, you're playing.
296
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,480
Okay, well, can't argue with ancient law.
297
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:56,600
-Yes, Alby!
-This is exciting.
298
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:18,360
Oh, yeah!
299
00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:20,480
Amazing.
300
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:27,720
What are you waiting for?
301
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,800
You not man enough to kiss
a bloke or something?
302
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:32,880
Yeah, kiss him.
303
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,360
Have your IDs ready, please.
304
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:30,400
-What's that?
-Electricity, mate. Have a sniff?
305
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:34,200
-No, no, I'm... I'm good, actually.
-All the more for me, then.
306
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:38,560
Boys?
307
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,040
Celeste.
308
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,760
-Bump of life, mate?
-Sure. Why not?
309
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,200
-Do you even know what that is?
-Don't care.
310
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:53,920
Need to tolerate your brother somehow.
311
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,960
-Where's Joanna?
-Urinating in the bushes.
312
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,400
Sorry, guys.
Bet you think I'm minging now.
313
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:14,040
Right, let's talk game plan.
Is the fat prick checking student IDs?
314
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,480
Yeah, looks like it.
You'll charm them though, don't worry.
315
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:19,720
Nah, bouncers are the only ones
who manage to see through my bullshit.
316
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:20,800
What bullshit?
317
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:23,160
Exactly. I'll have to find another way in.
318
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:26,280
-But wait, what if you don't?
-Don't worry.
319
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:29,000
I have a knack for worming
my way into tight spaces.
320
00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:59,040
Hey.
321
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:00,640
Hey.
322
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:03,640
Can't get enough of that Irn-Bru?
323
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:05,880
No, I'm here for all the pussy.
324
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:10,600
I'm sorry about my brother.
I mean, his heart's in the right place.
325
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,760
I've always hated that phrase.
326
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,000
It's excuse-making for shitty behavior.
327
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,120
And why did you bring him?
328
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,720
I wanted to see him.
We... We're practically the same person.
329
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,480
You're not remotely.
330
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:29,400
You're the same person in the same way
Jekyll and Hyde are the same person.
331
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,440
Yes, I love this song.
332
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,720
I don't. Geldof's a wanker.
333
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:43,760
His heart's in the right place.
334
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:51,120
-Did you see Live Aid?
-Holy shit. Freddie Mercury?
335
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:53,320
-Yeah, incredible, wasn't it?
-Yeah.
336
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:56,000
Would be nice, wouldn't it?
To be able to dance like that.
337
00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:00,360
What, you're telling me
that Niall Kennedy can't "Radio Ga Ga"?
338
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:04,360
Here, watch this.
339
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,680
-Sorry, sorry, sorry. No, it's--
-No, no, no, I love it!
340
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,240
It was as though Freddie had died
and come back with longer limbs.
341
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:33,080
What the hell is he doing?
342
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:13,320
-Hey, are you okay?
-Look at this place.
343
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,760
How did we get from hunter-gatherers
to student unions?
344
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:17,400
It's an evolutionary mishap.
345
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,520
Excuse me, mate. You just nudged me.
346
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,760
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I think you should slow down a bit.
347
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:27,840
-Look, promise me you won't start shit.
-I won't. It's a bumpy come-up is all.
348
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,240
I'll be chock-full of love in a second,
don't you worry.
349
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,160
There they are. The slappers.
350
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,440
-Come here, you.
-No!
351
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:39,880
Put me down!
352
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:44,600
-It's going to end horribly.
-Yeah. You have no idea.
353
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:47,640
Here.
354
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:49,640
I'll be your guide.
355
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:52,240
Ease you in a bit.
356
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,240
Less tongue.
357
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:14,600
-What?
-Next time, less tongue.
358
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,080
Right.
359
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:41,160
What happened to easing in?
360
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:43,760
I think I'm feeling it.
361
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:48,200
Here.
362
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:53,520
-You're still flaccid.
-I-- Well, I'm not gonna get one here.
363
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:55,600
That's fine.
364
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:57,520
We leave.
365
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:03,200
-Yo! We're leaving.
-Fuck yeah, you are!
366
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:06,280
-Don't raise hell, okay?
-It's already raised, son.
367
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,400
Ruben has blackness in him.
368
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:21,440
I think you need some water.
369
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,480
My coat. Wait here.
370
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,719
Alby. Alby, wait up.
371
00:34:58,440 --> 00:34:59,440
Where's Celeste?
372
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,800
Narnia, by now, I reckon.
373
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:07,120
Did you have a good night?
374
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:10,320
It started well.
375
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:13,680
I suppose it's ending well too.
376
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,760
Who remembers the middle, right?
377
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:21,280
Exactly. So, many films were forgiven
for starting and ending well.
378
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,640
-The Great Escape?
-How dare you.
379
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,960
-E.T.
-Get out.
380
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:29,160
It's perfect.
381
00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:39,200
What a shitty start to uni.
382
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:43,200
One of my flatmates thinks I'm a virgin,
the other thinks I'm a social freak.
383
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,880
-So, you're not a virgin?
-No, no. I... I...
384
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:50,160
I had sex
with my brother's girlfriend once.
385
00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:52,320
Well, we had sex with her together.
386
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:55,760
Wow, that's dark.
387
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:00,800
Sorry, I'm just trying to get
my head around how that works.
388
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:05,000
Well, he brought her home one night
and pretty much placed her on me.
389
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:09,680
-Right, how old were you?
-I was 15, he was 17.
390
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,600
-What?
-No...
391
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:18,400
Just all makes sense now.
392
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:21,280
Why he feels part of you.
393
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,680
Do you fancy a film or something?
394
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,680
You know, we could watch the start
of The Great Escape and the end of E.T.?
395
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:37,760
Try and make sense of them together?
396
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,640
The prisoners of war who escaped
to the moon on a bicycle?
397
00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:43,600
Yeah. Sounds perfect.
398
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,640
-Let's run, 'cause it's freezing.
-Okay.
399
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:20,040
Look...
400
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,120
I'm not quite ready for that.
401
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,560
That's okay. There's...
There's no pressure.
402
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,760
I know. I... I want to.
403
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:30,360
I just...
404
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:35,600
-I just...
-Hey.
405
00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:38,720
-Hey, hey, what's going on?
-I...
406
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,440
I just-- I don't know
where these feelings have come from.
407
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,680
I mean, my mum's gay,
for Christ's sake, it should be easy.
408
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:46,960
Wait, your mum's gay?
409
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,960
-Yeah.
-I'm genuinely impressed.
410
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,080
I mean, gay mums, Niall,
that's pretty radical.
411
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:55,880
Oh, please. They watch Emmerdale.
412
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,120
-You told them?
-No way.
413
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,000
The fucking town would have a field day.
414
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,560
They would think
there was something in our water.
415
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,080
Well, we can go at your pace.
416
00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:13,520
Even if that means going backwards.
417
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:16,680
How would that work?
418
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,160
Oh, my, you have a lot to learn.
419
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,280
We can do whatever you want.
420
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,840
We can chat.
421
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:31,200
We can watch films.
422
00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:33,240
-We can...
-Hug.
423
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Maybe?
424
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,040
Well, that's easy.
425
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,080
You're a shit hugger.
426
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,120
It's okay, he's preoccupied.
427
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:12,080
I... I'm sorry. I...
428
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:13,680
I'm... I'm sorry.
429
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:39,200
You love it!
430
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:41,280
-You stink! No, no, don't.
-You love it.
431
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:43,280
There you are!
432
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:50,400
No! Get away! No, you stink, porridge man.
433
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:55,520
I'm coming back for more, Frenchy.
Just you wait.
434
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:03,800
So, what happened?
435
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:08,400
They just started kissing in front of me.
So, I gave Ruben an ultimatum.
436
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,680
I said, "If you carry on kissing her,
I'm going home."
437
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:12,680
And what did he say to that?
438
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,560
He said, "Win-win."
439
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:17,080
-Then spat in my face.
-Jesus!
440
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:20,480
I'm so sorry.
441
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:26,320
Are you going to be able to get
through this induction?
442
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:27,400
I'll be fine.
443
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,320
I've been through worse
than him. That's for sure.
444
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:36,000
We do have a fairly
extensive reading list this year
445
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,400
and I suggest you take
a look at all the texts on it.
446
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:42,000
I know for some of you,
English isn't your primary subject,
447
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:45,200
but I still think it'd be good
to acquaint yourself with the wider...
448
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:47,440
the wider syllabus.
449
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,280
It's Joanna, isn't it?
450
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,320
Would you like to take a moment?
451
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,160
Now, for the rest of us,
452
00:40:59,240 --> 00:41:02,840
if you can take a look
at the handout in front of you.
453
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:09,960
Fucking leek!
454
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:14,680
Shit!
455
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,080
Fucking leek!
456
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:25,360
My man.
457
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,040
What's going on here?
458
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:28,640
Acid.
459
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,720
Some of the strongest shit I've taken.
460
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,280
Your eyes are holes right now.
461
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:37,960
Big...
462
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,960
dark, shitty holes.
463
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:47,280
Is Celeste okay?
464
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:51,760
She's just working through some shit.
That's the beauty of this drug.
465
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:54,520
She's actually never been more awake
in her life.
466
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:09,800
Come here. Dance with me.
467
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:11,640
Here.
468
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:14,880
Get on my feet.
469
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,440
You need to be at my level
for what I'm about to tell you.
470
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:30,280
What are we doing here?
471
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:32,480
My dad.
472
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,000
You know what he's gone and done?
473
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:38,880
Had another child with this random bird.
474
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,440
She's fighting him for custody.
475
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:45,320
Right. Okay.
476
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:53,520
We can't let him win, shagger.
477
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:58,080
We can't let him win.
478
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:08,120
If you lot don't get the fuck out,
I am calling the police.
479
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:23,120
How'd you get rid of him?
480
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:25,200
Wasn't too hard.
481
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:29,920
He is pretty Pavlovian
when it comes to police call-outs.
482
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,760
Hey. Hey, hey! What's wrong?
483
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:08,680
Just...
484
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:14,280
Uni was supposed to be a fresh start,
a chance to... to--
485
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:17,800
And I... I just made
all the same mistakes.
486
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:20,080
It's okay. He's not going
to be here forever.
487
00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:24,160
-I'm sorry, I shouldn't be crying.
-Hey, hey. Don't worry.
488
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:29,640
This is what I meant about performing.
489
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:34,440
I could see it in your eyes, almost.
490
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,160
The real you was in there
491
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:40,400
just trying to get out.
492
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:48,080
I mean, that's the thing with eyes,
they always tell the truth.
493
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:58,200
Well, what are they saying now, then?
494
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:03,320
That you're exhausted.
495
00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:07,480
That you're done fighting.
496
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:09,320
Yeah.
497
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:11,680
You could say that again.
498
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:16,120
Well, then stop fighting.
499
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,960
You know, I know
this isn't, like... like, sexy,
500
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:34,880
but this is my first time
with a man, so sexy can wait.
501
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:36,160
Yeah, that's fine by me.
502
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:46,080
Wait a sec.
503
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,200
Where the fuck is everyone?
504
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:07,240
-Just... Just try to focus.
-Is he-- Let me just check.
505
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:23,160
Wait. Wait. What are you doing?
506
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,480
Oh, no, it's just...
507
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:28,240
it's just suddenly occurred to me
that I am doing it again.
508
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:29,320
What... what do you mean?
509
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:31,520
I just told myself the last time
I got with a straight boy,
510
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:34,000
-I wouldn't do it again.
-No, no. I... I'm sorry, pl-- please, I--
511
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:37,680
It's just-- It's Ruben.
He'll... He'll kill me if he finds out.
512
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:39,680
Your mothers are together.
Why would he care?
513
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:43,440
It's... It's different with men,
isn't it? It's more...
514
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:45,640
shameful.
515
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:50,400
Wow, okay.
516
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:53,560
By society's standards, I mean.
517
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:56,160
Wait. Alby, please. Let's... Let's reset.
518
00:46:56,240 --> 00:47:00,200
You know, Niall,
the first boy I ever got with
519
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:03,560
was so worried
about being found out that...
520
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:08,240
he came in my hand
and then he ran out of the room
521
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:10,000
to tell everyone I hit on him.
522
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:14,720
I shared a dorm with eight other guys
and they beat me up every night.
523
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:21,200
And so, one day, I stood up
and I said, "So what? I'm gay."
524
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:25,200
"The next person to touch me wants it."
525
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:28,600
And I stood there with my arms crossed
526
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:30,280
and I waited.
527
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:32,200
And nothing happened.
528
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:34,800
You know why?
529
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:41,640
Because my strength
was far greater than their fear.
530
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:47,520
You know, a few weeks later, I...
531
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,880
I went up to that boy and I thanked him.
532
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:51,960
I said...
533
00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:57,160
I said if he didn't tell anyone,
I never would have.
534
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:03,080
Why are you telling me this?
535
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:09,800
Because if he didn't tell anyone...
536
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:12,640
I never would have.
537
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:32,400
Did your dad have another kid?
538
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:36,360
Who told you that?
539
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,280
-You did, yesterday.
-No, I never.
540
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:43,520
-I... I should remember, Ruben--
-I never said anything.
541
00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:58,720
Joanna's really upset.
542
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:01,800
Why?
543
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:03,720
'Cause I fucked a much fitter bird?
544
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:06,280
-You spat in her face, Ruben.
-So what?
545
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:09,040
I'm not fucking justifying myself to you.
546
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:11,440
You saw the way
she threw herself over me all night.
547
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:12,720
It was embarrassing.
548
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,720
If you give your body away
so easily like that,
549
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:17,240
don't be upset
if it comes back with spit on.
550
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:20,400
What's this about?
551
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,240
An intervention, is it?
552
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:26,760
Niall Kennedy wanting one
of his wee chats.
553
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:29,400
-Have I gone too far?
-No.
554
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:31,160
No, I... I...
555
00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:33,080
I just think...
556
00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:35,680
maybe it's time to, you... you know...
557
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:39,680
I think Maura might want you back is all.
558
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:40,760
Maura?
559
00:49:41,240 --> 00:49:43,360
What the fuck are you talking
about Maura for?
560
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:45,240
You've never given a shit about her.
561
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:47,120
Well, what about work?
562
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,000
Fuck work.
563
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:52,040
I'm staying here.
564
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:55,120
Why should you get all this
for free and I get nothing?
565
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:56,200
We share everything.
566
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:57,680
I mean, you're wearing
my jumper right now.
567
00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:58,760
It's different.
568
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:00,600
You don't get to whisk off
on a fancy grant
569
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:02,160
and leave me in a shithole. Fuck that!
570
00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:04,000
You should have brought me
with you from the start.
571
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:07,080
-We can't share a room forever, Ruben.
-It's not about the room.
572
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:08,600
It's about the fucking principle!
573
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:15,400
Don't you bring up my father again, okay?
574
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:20,640
I will rip that jumper off your back,
right here, right now. You understand?
575
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:26,040
You got anything else to say?
576
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:29,320
Stay. Stay as long as you want.
577
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:44,840
Niall?
578
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:54,480
How did it go?
579
00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:56,800
Did you do it?
580
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:00,560
Yeah.
581
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:04,160
Oh, my God.
582
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:06,560
Niall.
583
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:12,440
Well, how do you feel?
584
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:17,400
I feel... Yeah, yeah, stunned.
585
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:20,240
Look, should... should we go to your room?
586
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:22,080
Ruben's coming back
and I don't want him to know
587
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:23,160
we're... we're talking.
588
00:51:23,240 --> 00:51:24,960
What, so he didn't take it well?
589
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:27,120
He needs time.
590
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:30,760
It wasn't so much the reveal, I mean,
like you said, our mums.
591
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:33,640
It was more that I kept it so long.
592
00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:35,000
Brotherly shit, you know.
593
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:43,920
Ruben?
594
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:46,360
Don't, don't, don't. Please.
595
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:48,160
Can I have a word for a moment?
596
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:55,520
I know what you're gonna say.
We've had the chat.
597
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:58,920
As far as I'm concerned,
bygones be bygones.
598
00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:04,760
Wow.
599
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:07,960
That is very commendable.
600
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:09,920
Is that sarcastic?
601
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:15,040
No. No, it's just--
Niall was worried about how you'd react.
602
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:16,680
Well, I was pissed off at first, but...
603
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:19,760
however you guys want to live,
604
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:22,360
I won't get in the way of that
as long as I'm staying here.
605
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:25,560
Wow. I'm so impressed.
606
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:27,720
Really, I am.
607
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:33,280
Look, why don't you go lie down?
608
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:38,600
Wait, I... I... I had you all wrong.
609
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:41,800
The... The way you look out
for each other.
610
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:44,760
I... I get it now. I really get it.
611
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:48,640
-Great.
-Wait, Ruben, I...
612
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:52,800
I don't think you quite realize
what you've done here.
613
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,320
How huge this is.
614
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:58,000
Calm down, mate. It's a broken kitchen.
I won't do it again.
615
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:04,880
Right, I see.
616
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:11,560
What is your fucking deal, man?
617
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:15,120
-In what sense?
-Sniffing your fucking face at me.
618
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:17,360
Well, it wasn't at you, actually.
It was at your brother.
619
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:20,040
-You think that's fucking better, do you?
-Ruben. All right. Come on, let's go.
620
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:22,440
No, no, no. No.
You're really pressing me, son.
621
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:26,560
-Let's just leave this, okay?
-Not until this cunt explains himself.
622
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:28,280
Do you want to tell him or shall I?
623
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:35,000
-What the fuck is going on?
-Okay, fine, I'll tell him.
624
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:37,480
-No. Alby, Alby, Alby, please...
-Your brother--
625
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:39,440
Get the fuck off me!
626
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:55,440
Ruben. Ruben.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
627
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:57,320
Get off him!
628
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:00,560
Ruben. Please, please. Stop, stop, stop.
629
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:10,720
We are gathered here today
630
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:15,680
to witness the marriage
of Niall Brandon Kennedy
631
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:19,160
and Albert Franklin Safadi.
632
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:21,520
-What's Ruben doing here?
-I don't know. I'm so sorry.
633
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:23,720
Jesus Christ, this is fucked up.
634
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:27,000
-What do we even do?
-I don't know.
635
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:29,560
I mean...
636
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:32,600
I could maybe ask him
to leave or something.
637
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:34,320
No, don't do that.
It'll just make things worse.
638
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:37,080
Let's just get through this, then.
639
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:39,840
-It'll be fine.
-Okay.
640
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:46,560
Do you, Albert Franklin Safadi,
take Niall Brandon Kennedy
641
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:48,840
as your lawfully wedded partner?
642
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:52,720
I do.
643
00:57:57,120 --> 00:58:00,640
Do you, Niall Brandon Kennedy,
644
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:06,960
take Albert Franklin Safadi
as your lawfully wedded partner?
645
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:33,200
I do.
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