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[Pigeon cooing]
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Ohh! Ohh! Aah!
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Mike: What is it? What's going on?
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The pigeon's back! It's alive!
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- Where? - Up there.
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I can't see anything.
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Alison: Oh, great.
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- Oh, it must be a ghost. - How many times, Kitty?
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Sleep in your own room.
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I prefer it here.
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Aren't you late for work?
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Ohh.
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Mike, we're late for work!
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[Mike groans]
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Alison: Ohh! Get out!
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Bum.
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Right.
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Uh, bum or neck or leg,
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but first choice, bum.
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Is it cooked?
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Of course, I'm not animal.
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- Could've fooled me. - Hey, you want some?!
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Pat: All right, all right. Robin: Well.
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So Robin misses eating bum of...
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Robin: Oh, any bum.
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Rump steak, why not?
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If I may, Patrick--
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Pat: Well, we haven't actually finished yet.
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Good. Now, I can't be the only one who is sick of the noise
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night after night.
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Fanny: Oh, not this again.
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Captain: No, I am not talking about you, Fanny.
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I am talking about Alison and Michael
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banging all evening!
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Banging, hammering, drilling.
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It's intolerable!
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They've been forced to get jobs in the day.
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Now it's time to force them out in the night.
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But then they'd be gone.
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Exactly.
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Mike: Bye, guys! Have one for me.
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All right.
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We've got some more free gooseberries.
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Alison: Mmm.
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They're all going to the pub.
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They're going to sit in a nice pub
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and drink 4 pints probably.
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Oh, my God. That sounds nice.
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Mike: And we've got to go home and strip 26 doors.
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Alison: 27 and the skirting boards.
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Ah!
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- I miss pints. - I miss pints.
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Captain: They're broken, in retreat, out of their depth!
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I believe it's time for one last push.
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Strike while they're weak. Get them out forever.
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I don't want to!
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- What?! - I like them!
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I like Alison, and I miss her
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when she's not here.
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Thomas: So much. Captain: You're too soft.
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You like everyone.
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Kitty: Well, I don't like you!
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Bossing everyone around all the long day!
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Since they've arrived, you've become worse and worse,
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and I've had enough, to be actually honest!
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Mary: Amen!
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Captain: Well, I haven't heard anybody else complain
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about my leadership.
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Thomas: Leadership? You're not the leader!
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Yes, I am! I'm ranking officer.
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Fanny: Well, we're not soldiers.
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Pat: Yeah, this isn't the army...sir.
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Captain: Oh, I see what this is.
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It's a coup, isn't it? A bloodless coup!
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What, is it you, Julian, taking over?
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Julian: Well, if one were called upon to govern
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by the will of the people, uh, you know,
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one would be honored.
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Pat: No one has to be in charge.
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Kitty: I agree. Pat should be in charge.
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Pat: No, that wasn't what I was saying.
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No, it's fine. I'll leave,
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but you'll see, hmm?
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When there's a crisis, you'll need me
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when the chips are down.
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Robin: Chips!
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Others: Hmm?
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Bum and chips.
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Pat: OK, which brings us back to food club.
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Now, Julian would like to talk a bit about fondue.
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Julian: Fondue. Well, it's Swiss, I think.
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Very interesting, very fun.
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In fact, sometimes I call it fundue.
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[Car approaching]
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They're home!
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Essentially, it's melted cheese
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with, you know, little bits of bread.
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What? Bread and cheese?
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Humphrey: Ow!
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Kitty: Sorry, Humphrey!
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No, no, it happens.
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Don't worry about it.
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Kitty: Alison! Alison!
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Oh.
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You're not Alison.
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[Doorbell rings]
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Alison: We concentrate on the windows this week,
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and then we can start on the sandblasting.
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Who's that?
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Mike? Mike!
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Lager top, please.
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Who is that?
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Alison: Sorry. Can we help you?
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No, thank you. You get on.
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Um...
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[Doorbell rings]
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We're not in at the moment.
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Excuse me?
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You don't need to ring the doorbell.
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We're here.
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Oh! Oh, I'm such a silly pillock!
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I thought you were the groundsmen!
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Alison: Oh. Well.
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We're everything. We're the everything men.
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Yes, it doesn't look like a lot of gardening's
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gone on around here.
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Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
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I'm Fiona, Harrington Hotels.
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- Alison. - Mike.
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Now, I'm not going to beat about the proverbial.
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We have been looking at this property for a long time,
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and when we heard that the owner had finally passed away, sadly,
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we had thought it would hit the market,
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but rumor has it that you two are a couple
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of budding hoteliers yourselves.
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So you can tell me to get the hell off of your property
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if you'd like, but would it interest you
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to talk about selling the place?
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Mike: Oh. Uh...
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Alison: Well, I mean, it couldn't hurt
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to talk, could it?
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Couldn't hurt at all. What's the opposite of hurt?
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Pleasure. It would pleasure me to talk about it.
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Yeah.
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[Gasps]
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No, no. You're missing the point.
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Thomas; It's perfectly absurd to dip individual pieces
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of bread when one can hold a full slice in one's hand!
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It's not about the cheese!
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It's about the fun!
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Right. So if you drop a piece of bread,
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you have to do a saucy forfeit.
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That's when it gets very interesting.
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There's the lucky dip. That's a good one,
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and then there's the Swiss roll.
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First you remove your--
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Kitty: Everyone, everyone, everyone!
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Come quick!
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There's a lady downstairs with red hair,
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and she wants to buy the house!
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- Are you selling? - Are you selling?
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Alison: Shh. Guys, I don't know.
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Mike: And here's the kitchen. Take a seat.
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I'll just, uh--
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[Fiona coughing]
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Sorry.
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[Ghosts chattering]
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- Gooseberry? - Oh. Uh, no, thank you.
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Maybe later.
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So when is the work going to start?
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It has.
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Oh, of course it has.
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So when do you expect to open?
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Julian: Oh, she's a spunky one!
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Straight down to business!
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Well, we've had a few setbacks, to be honest.
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Fanny: Just a few?
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We spent all our loans on drainage and the roof.
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Alison: But we've been doing the renovations ourselves,
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so that's free.
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- Apart from materials. - Apart from materials.
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Well, you must be exhausted, you poor little dumplings.
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Alison: So we thought when we get the first couple
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of rooms finished, then we'll open it like that
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while we do the rest.
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I see. How many staff?
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Two.
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Oh, like a B&B.
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At first.
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Aww. Well, it sounds like you really are doing your best.
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Of course, Harrington Hotels has the finance to use a vast team
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of contractors, get the renovations done
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within the year.
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Pat: Within the year?
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Fiona: And of course, as you know,
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there's the start-up costs, the staff,
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the services, the marketing,
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a big opening event, blah, blah, blah.
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We can afford the short-term loss
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for the long-term gain.
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- Of course. - Yeah.
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And we'd be willing to make you a generous offer.
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Fanny: Now, this ought to be a large sum.
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This house is worth at least £1,000.
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Ohh!
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Thomas: Heavens above!
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Julian: Oh, the big boys are in town!
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Mary: So many shillings!
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Alison: Heh heh heh.
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Is that the sort of amount you were thinking of?
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Yeah. Ahem. Um, yes, please.
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It does look like a lot when it's written down, doesn't it?
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Fiona: Subject to survey of course.
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Shall we take a look around the rest of the house?
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Alison: Yeah, please, yeah, follow us.
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My God!
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Does this mean they're leaving?
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Julian: Yep. Taking the money and running.
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And worse. You heard the lady, this place will be a hotel
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before you can say hotel!
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Hotel. Oh, no, I said it!
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Common room now!
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If everyone can make it and wants to.
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[All talking at once]
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Fiona: Beautiful original features.
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Oh, just look at that cornice.
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Humphrey: Uh, excuse me.
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Yeah? No.
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I don't suppose you could move me away
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from his large hole?
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Captain: Who's that lady with Michael and Alison?
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- Didn't the others tell you? - No.
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We are having a little break from each other actually.
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Humphrey: Oh, yeah? Got sick of you being
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a bit of a prat, did they?
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No. Absolutely not!
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It was the other way around if anything.
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Now, come along. Who is she?
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Well, apparently, she's, uh, buying the house.
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So are you going to move me away from the, uh--
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You're not there anymore, are you?
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Yeah, he's gone.
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[Ghosts all talking at once]
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Pat, high-pitched: Guys, guys! Listen up!
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Ahem. We need to think of a plan!
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Oh, he sounds like the Captain!
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Julian: He does sound like him.
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Robin: No, Captain be more like,
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"Fall in! Take charge!"
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Thomas: "Right, pipe down, everyone!
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Quite enough of me being a smelly old walrus!"
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[Laughter and chatter]
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Kitty: "I'm going to boss everybody about
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and never think of anything myself!"
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Ha ha ha!
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Pat: OK, guys, OK. Let's get to it.
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Ahem. If that's all right with everyone?
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We just need to give them clear, calm reasons not to sell.
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Robin: Uh...
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[All talking at once]
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Mary: She's a witch, and I should know!
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Fiona: Well, it's a big decision,
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and you'll need time to think about it.
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So any questions, just give me a tinkle.
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I mean, I think, yes.
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Robin: No! Mike: Yes! Done.
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Alison: Yeah. Robin: Ugh!
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Great! So I'll set the wheels in motion,
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get surveyors booked in,
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and we'll take it from there, OK?
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Sorry. I'm going to have to get this.
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Speak soon.
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Mike: Don't forget your gooseberries.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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[Car starts]
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Fiona: It's in the bag.
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They haven't got a clue what they're doing.
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They practically ripped my arm off.
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Yeah, yeah, we can get this for a steal.
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[Ghosts all talking at once]
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Alison: Enough, enough, enough, OK?!
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We tried, we really did, but we can't afford
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to do this anymore.
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You need money?
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- Mm-hmm. - Right.
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Powwow upstairs now-wow.
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I will find you means if it's the last thing I do.
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OK. They're gone.
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So they want us to stay now?
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Yeah.
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No, I know, I don't understand them either,
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but they're not going to be our problem soon.
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We can find an unhaunted house to live in.
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Let's not get ahead of ourselves, yeah?
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Yeah, no, we should wait till it's official
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before we start looking at houses.
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Man: Sorry. I'm late.
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- Oh, I remember you guys. - Yeah.
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Wow. Your budget's changed.
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Oh. Well, my great auntie died.
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I'm really sorry to hear that.
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No, it's fine. I never met her.
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Right.
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I mean, the front terrace really sells this place.
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So impressive.
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It was renovated by an architect who lived here first,
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I believe, in the sixties.
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Let's take a look inside, shall we?
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- No. - Sorry?
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No.
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I'm just not really feeling this one.
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Sure you don't want to see inside?
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Alison: No.
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She's very instinctive. Goes with her gut.
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Mary: I knows. Put the house on wheels or a cart,
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move it to pastures new.
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Then the hair lady can build the hotel in its place,
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and ours the house forever will be.
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Pat: OK. Fanny: Well, it's not OK, is it?
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You can't put a house on wheels.
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No, it all comes down to money, right?
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So if they can find their own investors--
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Robin: Me no want hotel.
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Julian: But--but--but--but-- Robin: But--but--but--but--
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Julian: with respect, Robin, hear me out.
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It doesn't have to be a hotel if there are investors.
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It's very clever, you see.
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You tell them they've invested
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in offshore high-yields, all right,
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and then the profits they receive are just funds
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from other investors and so on and so forth.
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Pat: Sounds a bit like fraud, mate.
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Julian: Well, yes, sure, Pat,
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but sometimes you have to bend the rules in order
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to make them, uh, make you some money, so--hmm.
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We sell cakes!
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We can't make cakes.
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- Buns, then! - That's not the issue, Kitty.
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Ohh!
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Thomas: I have it!
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I shall ghost-write a novel in Alison's name,
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a modern bestseller, the most erotic fiction of the year.
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- Ohh. - Oh, no.
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Michelle was driving a car.
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Julian: Oh, good Lord.
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Nathaniel was sitting handsomely in the adjoining seat.
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He leans over and kisses her nape.
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"Be careful," she warns breathlessly.
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"I'm trying to drive a car!"
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- Yes. - Someone take this down!
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Quick, quick, quick!
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Robin: Michelle drive car.
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Nathaniel look nice in next chair,
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uh, and then they do it.
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I'd buy that.
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Thomas: Where was I?
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Nathaniel caresses her...
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OK, so, here we are, the penthouse.
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Nice to be up high away from it all.
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Man: Indeed. OK, then.
362
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The first thing I'm going to show you--
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because let's face it, that's why we're up here--
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the view.
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You've got to be joking.
366
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Man: I know. Stunning, isn't it?
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And a balcony there if you're into gardening,
368
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and, you know, even if you don't,
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you could barbecue there,
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and it's south facing, so, you know...
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Ghosts: Hallo! Alison: Hallo.
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- Oh! Hallo! Hallo! - Sie winkt! Sie Winkt!
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I just remembered. I don't like heights.
374
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- What? - I thought you...
375
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:30,866
It's not for me, thanks.
376
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Ghosts: Nein, nein, nein, nein, nein!
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Komm zuruck, komm zuruck.
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Ohh.
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Thomas: Harbingers of doom.
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Kitty: We're running out of time.
381
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We'll think of something. We have to.
382
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Now then, you might not like it,
383
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but we must have order, direction, leadership.
384
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Yes, what is it?
385
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- Nigel. - Nigel.
386
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Um, why are you here?
387
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- Good question. - My question.
388
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I'm here to help. You clearly need leadership.
389
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Ramshackle bunch, moping about down here all day,
390
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feeling sorry for yourselves.
391
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Now look. I can lead you upstairs, get you new quarters.
392
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There is no reason why we shouldn't be enjoying
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the whole house together.
394
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We'll show them.
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I don't think we'll be doing that.
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[Ghosts murmuring]
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What is it? Are you stuck down here or something?
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Woman: No, we just don't really like going up there.
399
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- Not bothered. - The smell.
400
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Do you not get tired of one another?
401
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- Well, we do. - We do.
402
00:15:31,533 --> 00:15:33,066
Different woman: I mean, sure, we do fall out
403
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from time to time,
404
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but it's never lasted longer than 20, 25 years.
405
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[All talking at once]
406
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Woman: The thing is, Captain, this is our home.
407
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You know, we were thrown in here together,
408
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and I suppose we belong together at the end of the day.
409
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Man: Yeah, it might be a plague pit,
410
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but it's our plague pit, isn't it?
411
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Captain: I see.
412
00:15:52,366 --> 00:15:54,900
Yes.
413
00:15:54,966 --> 00:15:59,800
Oh! Ah. Carry on.
414
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Mike: And we've seen some amazing places.
415
00:16:01,733 --> 00:16:03,233
Not a bull's-eye yet, but we'll get there.
416
00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:04,833
Yeah. Now, your business plan indicated
417
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18 guest rooms, didn't it?
418
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Mm-hmm.
419
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Mike: Oh, yeah, the business plan, yeah.
420
00:16:09,733 --> 00:16:11,300
Fiona: Ah, well, I'm immediately realizing we can't
421
00:16:11,366 --> 00:16:12,666
accommodate that many rooms.
422
00:16:12,733 --> 00:16:14,333
I'm such a silly duck.
423
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,100
A lot of space needed for facilities, spa,
424
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swimming pool, et cetera,
425
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so I think my valuation might have been
426
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a teensy bit premature.
427
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- My fault entirely. - Right.
428
00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:26,200
We'll see what it comes to once we get
429
00:16:26,266 --> 00:16:27,333
a clear picture from these chaps, shall we?
430
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,633
- Great. - Sorry, does that mean--
431
00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:30,000
Ciao. Oh, hello, Gerald.
432
00:16:30,066 --> 00:16:31,900
Yeah. Yeah.
433
00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:34,533
Yes. She's wily one.
434
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,700
Fiona: Oh, great!
435
00:16:36,766 --> 00:16:41,433
So it's a way of listening to music on the go.
436
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,700
Only instead of just one album, the multi-deck,
437
00:16:44,766 --> 00:16:48,866
housed in a knapsack, can play a selection from 4 albums.
438
00:16:48,933 --> 00:16:51,900
It's almost 50 songs. I mean, imagine that.
439
00:16:51,966 --> 00:16:53,400
Julian: It already exists.
440
00:16:53,466 --> 00:16:55,800
As if!
441
00:16:55,866 --> 00:16:56,966
Does it?
442
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Robin: Icoeic.
443
00:16:58,700 --> 00:16:59,933
Thomas: Why have we abandoned my novel?
444
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,700
Robin: Icoeic.
445
00:17:01,766 --> 00:17:03,466
Fanny: What are you saying, you smelly ape?
446
00:17:03,533 --> 00:17:07,800
ICOEIC. International Centre Of Excellence In Chess.
447
00:17:07,866 --> 00:17:09,800
A lot of money in chess. Lot of money.
448
00:17:09,866 --> 00:17:11,800
Yeah. That may take some time, Robin.
449
00:17:11,866 --> 00:17:13,900
We need dough now.
450
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:17,266
Oh, let's find some buried treasure.
451
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:19,533
First, we need to know where to look.
452
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:23,666
Oh, let's find a treasure map!
453
00:17:23,733 --> 00:17:25,800
Of course.
454
00:17:25,866 --> 00:17:27,866
I know just the thing.
455
00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:36,766
Alison: Hmm.
456
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She's got a thing about storage.
457
00:17:42,033 --> 00:17:44,600
And there's no other nooks and crannies,
458
00:17:44,666 --> 00:17:46,300
hiding places?
459
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,100
No, this is it.
460
00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:49,500
I've got places with more character,
461
00:17:49,566 --> 00:17:50,733
but you said you only wanted new build.
462
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:51,866
Alison: Can we have a moment?
463
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Sure.
464
00:17:55,433 --> 00:17:57,400
Nothing?
465
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All clear. Not a ghost in sight.
466
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:03,033
- It's a really nice house. - Yeah.
467
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:06,166
- Nice garden. - Yeah.
468
00:18:06,233 --> 00:18:08,200
It's the sort we wanted in the first place, wasn't it?
469
00:18:08,266 --> 00:18:09,466
Mm-hmm.
470
00:18:09,533 --> 00:18:11,866
Nice, normal house.
471
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:17,600
It's quiet, isn't it?
472
00:18:17,666 --> 00:18:19,366
Mm-hmm.
473
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[Ghosts chattering]
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00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,700
Fanny: Pull over. Come on.
475
00:18:30,766 --> 00:18:32,600
They're all waiting for me.
476
00:18:32,666 --> 00:18:34,566
Well, you won't have to put up with it for much longer.
477
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:41,133
All right, all right, all right.
478
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,233
- Are they with you? - Yeah.
479
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Mike: Right. Well, I'm going to have a bath.
480
00:18:52,066 --> 00:18:54,566
Fanny: Now if I remember rightly,
481
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it is behind that chest under the last board.
482
00:19:10,666 --> 00:19:12,966
What, you want me to lift up the floorboard?
483
00:19:13,033 --> 00:19:16,866
Before you do, I would like to say something.
484
00:19:19,433 --> 00:19:21,600
OK.
485
00:19:21,666 --> 00:19:26,433
When you first came here, I thought you were a prostitute.
486
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,533
I did. I can admit that now,
487
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,666
and whilst I still find it utterly impossible to believe
488
00:19:31,733 --> 00:19:33,100
I'm related to such a--
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Pat: Ahem.
490
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:39,666
The fact is, you are a Button of sorts.
491
00:19:39,733 --> 00:19:42,400
Half a Button, and this house,
492
00:19:42,466 --> 00:19:47,333
our beautiful house, should belong to a Button,
493
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should be cared for by a Button.
494
00:19:51,266 --> 00:19:57,266
Underneath that board is a box, and in that box is a jewel,
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an Araby jewel given to my husband
496
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by Queen Empress Alexandra herself.
497
00:20:03,766 --> 00:20:06,500
I am quite sure it is priceless.
498
00:20:21,466 --> 00:20:25,000
If that jewel can keep this house a home,
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a family home, then it is yours.
500
00:20:30,633 --> 00:20:32,633
Thank you.
501
00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:35,233
That's--I don't know what to say.
502
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,033
Well, I mean, it is yours now anyway.
503
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:38,666
I can't physically stop you.
504
00:20:38,733 --> 00:20:40,033
Kitty: Open it!
505
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[Ghosts all talking at once]
506
00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:53,833
"Sorry, darling. Pawned it."
507
00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:58,333
Fanny: You thieving dick!
508
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,433
Alison: Look, guys. No offense,
509
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:02,133
but it wasn't just about the money.
510
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,000
This isn't how normal people live.
511
00:21:04,066 --> 00:21:06,366
- We can change. - Please, just stay.
512
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,700
I promise I won't come into your bedroom every morning.
513
00:21:08,766 --> 00:21:10,733
Julian: We'll be on our best behavior.
514
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,733
Fanny: And I will try to stop judging your awful manners,
515
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,433
terrible posture, and--
516
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:15,900
Thomas: I shall cease my wooing, should you like.
517
00:21:15,966 --> 00:21:17,733
Robin: I stop make you jump.
518
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:20,066
Mary: I shall peek no more on your husband at privy.
519
00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:21,200
Hmm?
520
00:21:21,266 --> 00:21:22,933
Pat: And I'll--
521
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,100
actually, I don't do anything wrong, do I?
522
00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:25,633
Alison: Guys, please.
523
00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:28,400
This is sweet of you, but I'm sorry.
524
00:21:28,466 --> 00:21:30,833
This place felt like a dream.
525
00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:32,666
It really did, but it's turned
526
00:21:32,733 --> 00:21:35,333
into a nightmare,
527
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,566
and now we have a chance to get out.
528
00:21:37,633 --> 00:21:40,233
Can you honestly say you wouldn't leave if you could?
529
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,066
[Kitty sobbing]
530
00:22:00,766 --> 00:22:04,066
Ah, Catherine. There you are.
531
00:22:04,133 --> 00:22:05,966
You've come to gloat, have you?
532
00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:08,166
Well, you've won. She's leaving.
533
00:22:08,233 --> 00:22:10,266
Captain: No, no. I have some information
534
00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:11,666
for you, Catherine.
535
00:22:11,733 --> 00:22:13,100
For your ears only.
536
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,333
Why me? What about the others?
537
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,833
Ah, they don't want to listen to this old walrus.
538
00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:21,500
- You heard? - Yes, I'm afraid so.
539
00:22:21,566 --> 00:22:24,066
Even about your ear hair.
540
00:22:24,133 --> 00:22:26,400
What? No, not that bit. No.
541
00:22:26,466 --> 00:22:29,833
Oh.
542
00:22:29,900 --> 00:22:32,966
Ahh.
543
00:22:33,033 --> 00:22:35,133
You love Alison, don't you?
544
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,200
- You want her to stay? - Yes.
545
00:22:37,266 --> 00:22:39,166
And you want her to be happy of course.
546
00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:41,666
Of course.
547
00:22:41,733 --> 00:22:45,500
I happen to know that woman is trying to swindle them
548
00:22:45,566 --> 00:22:47,966
by a considerable amount if I'm right.
549
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:51,266
Now, there is something you can do.
550
00:22:51,333 --> 00:22:54,066
She'd listen to you, her friend,
551
00:22:54,133 --> 00:22:56,500
should you choose to help her.
552
00:22:56,566 --> 00:23:00,100
The question is, what do you care about more,
553
00:23:00,166 --> 00:23:04,033
keeping Alison here or letting her be happy?
554
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,466
Sorry. I've got to stand.
555
00:23:09,533 --> 00:23:11,600
Ahh!
556
00:23:11,666 --> 00:23:12,933
Alison: The basement? Kitty: There's plenty of room
557
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,933
down there for swimming baths.
558
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,500
Well, I'm sure she'd have thought of that, wouldn't she?
559
00:23:16,566 --> 00:23:18,900
Exactly. Unless she didn't tell you on purpose,
560
00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:22,100
so she could pay you less.
561
00:23:22,166 --> 00:23:26,500
That crafty-- thank you, Kitty!
562
00:23:26,566 --> 00:23:27,766
I'd hug you if I could.
563
00:23:27,833 --> 00:23:29,133
I'd love that.
564
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,100
I am going to miss you in a way.
565
00:23:31,166 --> 00:23:32,333
Maybe I can come back and stay in the hotel sometimes.
566
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,566
Oh, yes. You could stay in my room.
567
00:23:34,633 --> 00:23:38,033
We'll stay up all night talking about balls and eligible men.
568
00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:44,833
Yeah. Right. I'd better tell them to check out the basement.
569
00:23:44,900 --> 00:23:46,933
Hi, Fiona? It's Alison.
570
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,166
I've got some tremendous news,
571
00:23:50,233 --> 00:23:52,133
so if you could just call me back when you get this.
572
00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:59,100
Thomas: Have they started already?
573
00:23:59,166 --> 00:24:00,633
Pat: It looks like it.
574
00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:01,866
Captain: This way.
575
00:24:01,933 --> 00:24:03,800
Robin: If it make it better,
576
00:24:03,866 --> 00:24:06,766
I seen many house come and go here.
577
00:24:06,833 --> 00:24:08,833
No, that makes it worse.
578
00:24:08,900 --> 00:24:10,900
Oh, yeah.
579
00:24:10,966 --> 00:24:13,633
Is he smiling?
580
00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:16,233
Robin: Villain!
581
00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:19,000
Hey, you! Uh, me.
582
00:24:19,066 --> 00:24:22,833
Just wait there. I'm coming.
583
00:24:22,900 --> 00:24:25,833
Oh!
584
00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:27,400
Mike: How long did they say they'll take?
585
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,100
Oh, it's not too long.
586
00:24:29,166 --> 00:24:30,833
They just need to dig some exploratory holes.
587
00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:32,966
It's quite common now to use the basement to expand.
588
00:24:33,033 --> 00:24:35,966
Oh, so you've done this before?
589
00:24:36,033 --> 00:24:39,566
I think maybe we might have on one of our other properties.
590
00:24:39,633 --> 00:24:41,666
It was silly of me not to have thought of it here.
591
00:24:41,733 --> 00:24:43,300
I really am a first-class booby.
592
00:24:43,366 --> 00:24:44,633
Mike: Never mind. We got there in the end.
593
00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:45,633
And we don't have to lower the price.
594
00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:47,166
Hmm.
595
00:24:47,233 --> 00:24:51,666
Humphrey: Left a bit, right a bit.
596
00:24:51,733 --> 00:24:53,933
Man: Sorry to interrupt. Fiona: All done, love?
597
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,500
Not strictly speaking, no.
598
00:24:56,566 --> 00:24:59,466
There's something, um-- perhaps you should come
599
00:24:59,533 --> 00:25:01,166
and take a look for yourselves.
600
00:25:16,833 --> 00:25:18,500
Fiona: Oh, it's dusty.
601
00:25:18,566 --> 00:25:20,166
Oh, dear.
602
00:25:20,233 --> 00:25:23,933
- Oh, it's gone all dark. - Hang on.
603
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,533
Fiona: Oh, dear.
604
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,766
Man: Right, so, um...
605
00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:32,500
Fiona: Spit it out, and then we can get back
606
00:25:32,566 --> 00:25:34,500
up into the light.
607
00:25:34,566 --> 00:25:37,533
We took up a couple of stone slabs and started digging,
608
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:42,700
and we had to stop because we found something.
609
00:25:42,766 --> 00:25:44,166
What did you find?
610
00:25:44,233 --> 00:25:46,800
There's a grave.
611
00:25:46,866 --> 00:25:48,800
- Oh, God. - Where?
612
00:25:48,866 --> 00:25:50,900
We're standing on it.
613
00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:53,366
Alison: Ohh!
614
00:25:53,433 --> 00:25:55,433
Fiona: Aah! Aah! Aah!
615
00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:59,133
[Screaming]
616
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,200
Man: Fiona, get up. Give me your hand.
617
00:26:01,266 --> 00:26:03,700
Woman: Oh, gosh, look. Nick, it's you.
618
00:26:03,766 --> 00:26:06,300
How do you know?
619
00:26:06,366 --> 00:26:08,366
Get me out!
620
00:26:08,433 --> 00:26:09,933
Oh, get me out of here!
621
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,566
[Screaming]
622
00:26:13,633 --> 00:26:15,233
Alison: Fiona, please, this wasn't us.
623
00:26:15,300 --> 00:26:16,600
It's a plague pit.
624
00:26:16,666 --> 00:26:18,333
Mike: We didn't kill anyone.
625
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,866
Man: Well, we've had to alert the authorities.
626
00:26:19,933 --> 00:26:21,266
Mike: You can just dig up the bones, can't you?
627
00:26:21,333 --> 00:26:23,133
Alison: Yeah, this doesn't affect the sale.
628
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,433
They don't let just anyone exhume human remains.
629
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:28,233
If this is a plague pit, it's a site of historical interest.
630
00:26:28,300 --> 00:26:30,133
They'll be at it for ages.
631
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:31,766
I think we'll find a property that isn't a mass grave.
632
00:26:31,833 --> 00:26:33,266
[Ghosts all talking at once]
633
00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:34,533
I have to get out of here immediately.
634
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:37,900
Mike: Fiona! Fiona, please.
635
00:26:38,100 --> 00:26:39,766
Julian: Watch it, Humphrey!
636
00:26:39,833 --> 00:26:43,300
Humphrey: Bingo!
637
00:26:43,366 --> 00:26:48,366
Ah, hello. Ahh. Did you miss me?
638
00:26:48,433 --> 00:26:51,566
Alison: Fiona, please, don't! Wait. Please!
639
00:26:51,633 --> 00:26:53,933
Mike: Fiona.
640
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,200
Ohh!
641
00:26:57,266 --> 00:26:58,933
Kitty, did you know this would happen?
642
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,133
I didn't honestly.
643
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,666
The Captain said that the basement would--
644
00:27:03,733 --> 00:27:05,966
Ghosts: Ohh!
645
00:27:06,033 --> 00:27:07,733
Robin: Very good!
646
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,433
Captain: It was nothing really.
647
00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:11,100
I'll give you a full debrief at 1900 hours.
648
00:27:11,166 --> 00:27:12,666
Oh, good.
649
00:27:12,733 --> 00:27:15,100
Mary: He'll never hush about this.
650
00:27:15,166 --> 00:27:17,933
Hang on. You made me do something horrible.
651
00:27:18,133 --> 00:27:19,833
Captain: Yes, but they're staying.
652
00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:20,933
Kitty: Oh, that's good.
653
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,766
[Alison sighs]
654
00:27:22,833 --> 00:27:26,300
- Did they do this? - Yep, yes, yes, they did.
655
00:27:26,366 --> 00:27:29,400
If I could catch you lot, I'd kill you if I could see you!
656
00:27:29,466 --> 00:27:30,766
If you weren't already dead!
657
00:27:30,833 --> 00:27:32,833
Pat: Steady on, mate!
658
00:27:32,900 --> 00:27:35,100
Ohh. I feel like we're going to be stuck here forever.
659
00:27:35,166 --> 00:27:38,766
Robin: Join the club! Heh heh heh.
660
00:27:38,833 --> 00:27:40,133
Kitty: Can I sleep in your room tonight?
661
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,833
Alison: No. Kitty: Tomorrow?
662
00:27:41,900 --> 00:27:43,266
Thomas: You are beautiful when you're sad.
663
00:27:43,333 --> 00:27:44,633
Fanny: Have you brushed your hair today?
664
00:27:44,700 --> 00:27:46,366
It looks like a bird's nest.
665
00:27:46,433 --> 00:27:47,433
Alison: Please, guys, you said you'd change.
666
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:49,633
- Boo! - Ohh!
667
00:27:49,700 --> 00:27:52,266
Humphrey: Guys, I'm back, and I feel amazing.
668
00:27:52,333 --> 00:27:53,766
- Oh, wow! - So did I miss anything,
669
00:27:53,833 --> 00:27:57,566
or was--oh!
670
00:27:57,633 --> 00:28:00,000
Oh, come off it.
671
00:28:00,066 --> 00:28:03,166
Left a bit. Left a bit.
672
00:28:03,233 --> 00:28:04,866
Left a bit!
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