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Since when
do you read the paper?
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I'm doing the Jumble.
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I always do the Jumble.
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Not today, big man.
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Well, maybe you boys
could do it together,
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like a father-son thing.
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No can do.
I Jumble alone.
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Hey, uh, can I talk to y'all
before Georgie comes out?
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- Is everything okay?
- Yeah, it's just that...
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today's the anniversary
of his dad's passing.
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So maybe don't bring it up.
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Ah. Can't believe
it's been two years already.
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What do you want us to do?
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Oh, just be normal.
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What's he supposed to do?
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This is serious, okay? No jokes.
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Wasn't joking, but okay.
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- Morning.
- Good morning.
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Or just... morning.
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Uh, do you want some breakfast?
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No, I got to get to the store.
There's this client
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of Fagenbacher's
I've been courting.
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Today's the day
I'm gonna steal him away.
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Hey, knock 'em dead.
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(mouthing)
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If I land this account,
we should go celebrate tonight.
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Oh, yeah, sure, or you...
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you know,
whenever you feel like it.
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- Yeah. See you later.
- Okay, bye.
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Let the record show
I was the only normal one.
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(phone ringing)
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McAllister Auto.
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Hey, Mrs. Cooper.
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No, he's having lunch
with a client.
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He seemed fine. Why?
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Oh, I'm-I'm sorry. I didn't
realize that was today.
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Good news. I stuck it
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to Fagenbacher.
We got the U-Haul account.
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Terrific.
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Who you talking to?
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Oh, uh, your mom.
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Well, give me. I want
to tell her the good news.
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No.
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I cannot believe
I forgot what today is.
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Well, you were in such
a good mood this morning,
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I didn't want to upset you.
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You remembered
and didn't tell me?!
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See? Now you're upset.
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? ?
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(coos)
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Thanks for having us over, Mom.
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Well, I figured
we're all having a rough day,
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might as well have it together.
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Although I'm sure George
wouldn't want you to be sad.
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You know? He'd want you
to get on with your lives.
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I don't think Dad would want us
to forget him just yet.
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She's not saying forget him.
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We all know that's not possible.
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Coach Wilkins was crying
during P.E.
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He said it was hay fever,
but everyone knew.
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Well, people grieve differently.
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I mean, did you even hear
from Sheldon?
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First thing this morning.
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Told me he was proudly flying
his flags at half-mast.
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Great. Even Sheldon remembered.
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What's going on with you?
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I forgot. I had a big
work thing, and it just
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slipped my mind.
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(sighs)
I'm a terrible son.
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Oh, honey, you're not.
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Or maybe you are.
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She remembered
and didn't tell me.
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- Hey, you were happy.
- You were happy?
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I was. I'm not now.
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Knock it off! Today is
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hard enough
without you two bickering.
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- Sorry.
- Yeah, sorry.
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Well, hey, maybe
we could have a little memorial.
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Go to the cemetery
and tell some George stories?
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Well, let's do something bigger,
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something
everyone will remember.
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Like when he got his photo
on the wall at Sizzler
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for eating that 72-ounce steak?
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Let's please not remember that.
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We can get something named after
him, like a bench, or... Ooh.
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Ooh, a new scoreboard at the
high school with his name on it.
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Oh, that's a great idea.
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He would love that.
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Wait. So every time
I'm hanging out with my friends
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under the bleachers,
I'll look up and see Dad's name?
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Why are you hanging out
under the bleachers?
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Uh, it's where we pray to Jesus.
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? ?
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Here ya go.
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Ah. I can't believe
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you're old enough
to buy us beers.
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(voice breaking):
They grow up so fast.
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Really, Wayne?
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It's an emotional time.
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- To George Cooper.
- To Dad.
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- To George.
- He was a good man.
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Thanks, Principal Peterson.
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You're not in high school
anymore. Call me Tom.
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That's okay. I feel weird
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calling old people
by their first name.
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Old people?
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So, what's on your mind?
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I want to do something
to honor my dad,
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and I was thinking,
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your scoreboard is
pretty beat up.
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What if we got a new one
and call it
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the "George Cooper
Memorial Scoreboard"?
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Damn it.
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That's a nice thought,
but, uh, we can't afford it.
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What if I raise the money?
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Oh, well, they're pretty pricey.
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You're talking to the best tire
salesman in Texas. I got this.
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Well, let me be the first one
to contribute.
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I'm in for fifty.
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Fifty?
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That man was your best friend.
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You're right.
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(voice breaking):
A hundred.
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Damn, you are good.
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So every Friday night,
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people will look up at the score
and see my dad's name.
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Oh, that's real nice.
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It is a high school, though.
You better put the sign up high
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so no one can change "Cooper"
to "Pooper."
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Good thinking.
I totally would have done that.
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How are you gonna pay for it?
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Donations.
People loved my dad.
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They'll be happy to contribute.
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Put me down for a hundred.
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How? That just means
I'm paying for it.
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No. Mom, can I have $100?
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Of course.
It's going to a good cause.
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How much
can we put you down for?
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I guess a hundred, too.
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Really? That's what I put in,
and I'm broke.
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Put us down for $500.
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Thanks, Mrs. McAllister.
That's real generous.
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- You're welcome.
- From both of us.
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That's a pretty good start, right?
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Still got a long way to go.
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Scoreboards are more expensive
than you think.
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Then put me down
for another hundred.
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Would you cut that out!
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Hmm. Nice picture.
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That was the day
he finally shot the gopher
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digging up the backyard.
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That is a very Texas story.
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Let me get things started.
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Hmm? (chuckles)
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Five dollars?
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My dead father's only worth
five dollars?
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It was either that or a twenty.
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Okay, but I'm taking
my five back.
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- Hello, boys.
- What do you want?
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I just came by
to congratulate you.
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Poaching my U-Haul account-
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that's... that's got
to feel pretty good.
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It does,
and I'm gonna do it again.
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Ooh, little doggie's
got a big bark.
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And a big bite.
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He may have rabies.
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I didn't come here to fight, okay?
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I-I like having
some competition.
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It keeps things spicy.
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Well, thanks for stopping by,
but we got work to do.
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I'm going.
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What's that?
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- Something for your dad?
- Watch it.
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No, no. Hey, I-I respect that.
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In fact, let me chip in.
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Ooh. (laughs)
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I only got hundreds.
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(laughs)
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That's a Benjamin Franklin,
in case you've never seen one.
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(door closes)
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Can I take back my twenty?
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Wow.
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- You raised all this at school?
- Yeah.
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- How?
- Stole Meemaw's cigarettes
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and sold 'em
for a dollar apiece.
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Well, at least
you ain't smoking 'em.
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Sure.
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So, how'd you do?
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People are giving,
but not nearly enough.
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- Have you tried crying?
- What?
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Whenever I want something,
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I just whip up some tears
about Dad.
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- I ain't gonna cry.
- It's easy.
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(crying):
'Cause ever since Dad died,
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people feel bad for me
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and they just want to
make it better.
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(crying)
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Is everything okay?
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I'm fine,
this is just a hard time.
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What can I do?
Can I get you something?
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What do you need?
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All right, I'm gonna go
hop in the shower.
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Maybe I'll join you.
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Didn't you just take one?
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Yeah, but you weren't
all soapy in mine.
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(phone ringing)
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- Hello?
- Georgie. I got
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some good news for you.
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Scoreboard's paid for.
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What? That's amazing.
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Yeah, Fagenbacher Auto offered
to cover the whole thing.
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You're kidding.
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Nope, just want
their logo on it.
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- What's going on?
- So, it'd be the "George Cooper
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Memorial Scoreboard
sponsored by Fagenbacher Auto"?
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Pretty good, huh?
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No, it's not good.
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(stammers)
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(crying): It's just,
e-ever since my dad died,
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Fagenbacher's just been trying
to run me out of business.
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(tongue clicks)
What are you doing?
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Crying.
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(chuckles)
No, I don't think so.
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(crying):
I-I have to call you back.
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I-I'm just too emotional
right now.
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You can't take his money.
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This is a public school.
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I will literally
take anybody's money.
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Fine, then you can't
put his name on it.
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Georgie, I get
where you're coming from,
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but your dad's name is still
gonna be on the scoreboard.
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Yeah, with "Fagenbacher Auto"
right below it.
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Or above. We're still
negotiating placement.
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He's just doing this
to spite me.
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Look, we get to honor your dad,
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and I get a free scoreboard.
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Everybody wins.
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Except the football team, who
as you well know, truly suck.
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What if I can buy you
an even nicer scoreboard?
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If you really want
to raise more money,
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we can upgrade the library.
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My dad was a football coach,
not a library coach.
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Just give me a chance.
I'll raise more money than Fred,
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and we can buy
that scoreboard without him.
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Hey.
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How'd you know I was here?
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I didn't. I got caught
selling cigarettes.
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Well, what do you have
to say for yourself?
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I'm sorry.
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It's just...
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(crying):
Ever since my dad died,
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I have been so lost.
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And there's just no one
to tell me right from wrong.
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Oh, honey, don't cry. It's okay.
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Yeah. So, picture this:
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the "George Cooper
Memorial Scoreboard"
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sponsored by y'all,
Lone Star Beer.
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Oh, he was
a local football coach.
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A beloved hero, really.
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We just need about $10,000,
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and we can make this happen.
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I mean, he definitely
spent that much on your beer.
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Probably more, so in a way,
he's already paid for it.
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Well, just so you know,
I recently turned 21,
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and if that's your attitude,
I'm gonna become a Miller man.
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Ruben, I just had a brainstorm.
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We're not paying
for the scoreboard.
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You don't know
that's what I was gonna say.
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What were you gonna say?
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The point is, you don't know.
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Mr. McAllister,
I just had a brainstorm.
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Run for your life.
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You hate Fagenbacher, right?
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Y'all were competitors
for a lot of years?
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Uh, that was a long time ago.
I don't really think about it.
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Mm. Not just rivals in business
but also in love.
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What are you doing, Georgie?
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I'm just saying, if it was me,
it'd be hard
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looking up at that scoreboard
every Friday night
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and seeing the guy's name
who had intimate relations
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with my wife before I did.
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I'm going home.
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Take him with you.
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GEORGE SR.:
You did that for me?
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FRED:
Eh, it's not a big deal. You deserve it.
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GEORGE SR.:
It is a big deal.
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Let me take a look at that.
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It's gonna be twice
as big as the old one
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and state of the art.
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- Ooh, that's a beaut.
- (chuckles)
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What's going on?
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I'm just showing your dad
plans for the new scoreboard.
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Have you seen this, Georgie?
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Look what Fred
put together for me.
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It was my idea.
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Well, then,
why didn't you do it?
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Now, hold on, George.
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He tried, he just failed.
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Wouldn't be the first time.
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You should have seen
his report cards.
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I just happen to have a couple
of my old ones right here.
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Straight A's.
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Proud of you, son.
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No, no, no, no, he ain't
your son, I'm your son.
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- You want to toss
the ball around? - You bet.
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I was talking to Freddy.
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I'd love to.
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Come on, kiddo.
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No, no, wait.
I-I'm the good son.
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Missy's selling cigarettes.
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Narc.
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(gasps)
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Hey. You okay?
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Yeah. Just a bad dream.
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Again?
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Oh, Georgie, you know whatever
happens with this scoreboard,
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your dad loves you.
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Right, George?
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Yeah, sure, whatever.
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And then the rabbit goes
through the hole and...
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voil�.
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Thanks, Pop.
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(stammers)
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(exhales)
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You look tired.
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CeeCee keep you up all night?
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No, Georgie tossed and turned.
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Yeah, wish there was some way
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I could help him
raise the money.
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Well, when you were
in high school,
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you did all those fundraisers
for the cheerleading squad.
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Yeah, I don't think
I'm comfortable
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washing cars
in a bikini anymore.
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Some of us weren't comfortable
with it then.
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- Morning.
- Good morning. - Hey.
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I have an idea about
how to raise the money.
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You do a news story
about my dad on TV,
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and donations will pour in.
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Oh, Georgie,
I-I just started there.
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I can't pitch a story
about my father-in-law.
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I mean, there's got
to be something else.
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Time to bust out that bikini.
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Forget it. Sorry I asked.
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Whoa, son, I know
you're stressed, but...
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I ain't your son.
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I'm George Cooper's son.
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His only son.
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- Except for Sheldon.
- Except for Sheldon.
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Poor Georgie. I hate
to see him drive himself crazy.
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I know.
His dad wouldn't care about
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having something
named after him.
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Wouldn't care?
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Whose idea do you think it was
to call Georgie "Georgie"?
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- I didn't know that.
- I was all set to call him Phillip.
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"Phil Cooper."
That's pretty good.
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I know.
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I don't like to speak ill
of people,
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but this Fagenbacher,
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he sounds like a real horse's
you-know-what.
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(tongue clicks)
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I know what. Do you know what?
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Patootie.
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Nailed it.
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I think I might go down there
and give him a piece of my mind.
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Well, if that piece
is "patootie," I wouldn't.
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I don't need vulgar language
to make a point.
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Yeah, you don't need it,
but it really adds some oomph.
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I'd like to remind you, I have
the biggest "oomph" of all.
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(chuckles)
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(sighs):
Oh, brother.
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Mr. Fagenbacher?
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I am Mary Cooper, Georgie's mom.
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No.
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You're not old enough
to be his mom. (chuckles)
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Maybe his big sister.
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That ain't gonna work on me.
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The devil speaks
with a forked tongue.
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You calling me a devil?
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A handsome one, I hope.
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(laughs)
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Do you really think
you can use my late husband
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to upset my son and then charm
your way out of it?
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Mrs. Cooper...
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- Can I call you Mary?
- No, you may not.
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Mrs. Cooper...
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...you got me all wrong.
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All right? Yeah, Georgie and I,
sure, we have our issues,
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but when he told me what
he wanted to do for his dad,
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I was touched,
and I wanted to help out.
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I have a teenage daughter.
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I know what malarkey
smells like.
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You got me.
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I'm a bad boy.
(laughs)
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You want to give me a spanking?
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Don't you disrespect me.
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- Yes, ma'am. I-I...
- And do not disrespect
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the memory of my husband.
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- Well, I didn't...
- I am not done.
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My family has been through
too much these past few years
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to put up with you
rubbing salt in the wound.
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00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,806
- Now, I never intended...
- And God is watching you.
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00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:49,776
He may be forgiving,
but when it comes to my family,
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I sure as heck am not.
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00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:56,049
I'm sorry, I-I crossed the line.
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00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:59,186
- And?
- And I will back off the scoreboard.
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00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,688
You will also apologize
to Georgie.
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00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,655
Yes, ma'am.
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00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,625
(exhales)
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00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,194
All right, then.
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00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:13,133
There may be a decent man
underneath all that scruff.
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00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:16,236
I can shave!
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(marching band playing)
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00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,577
It is beautiful,
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your dad's name up there
for everyone to see.
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00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:32,852
Ain't as fancy as a scoreboard.
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00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,786
No, a snack bar's better.
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00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:37,624
Our team's so bad,
who wants to look at the score?
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Be cool if they served beer.
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It's a high school.
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Excuse me for trying
to honor my father.
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00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:48,801
This is the best hot dog.
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00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,251
(crying): It's like George
cooked it himself.
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Pull it together, Wayne.
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You got a game to lose.
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