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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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What on Earth...?
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Hello?
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- Hello, Mom.
- Hi.
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- I bet you're wondering.
- I sure am.
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It's a shortwave radio.
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Dr. Sturgis is letting me use it.
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It picks up broadcasts
from around the world.
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Listen.
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This is the time being announced
every minute from Ottawa.
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At the sound of the tone,
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the local time in Ottawa
will be 5:13.
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Spellbinding, ain't it?
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And you thought this was okay
to go on in my house?
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It was that or my house,
so here we are.
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Wednesday morning,
the Nobel Prize winners are going
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to be announced in Sweden,
and we'll hear it as it's happening.
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Well, 2.8 milliseconds later.
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Sure, because
of the propagation.
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And what's this?
Some kind of antenna?
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Yes. It needs to go
up on the roof.
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You're not going on the roof.
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Of course he's not. I am.
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You're not going, either.
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Excuse me, I have six years
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of tai chi under my belt.
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I have the balance
of a jungle cat.
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You doing some kind of
slow-motion hula dance
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in the park is not gonna
change my mind.
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I do much more than just this.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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So you want me to put
that thing on that roof?
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Yes.
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So you can hear who won
a science prize?
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The Nobel Prize.
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Why can't you just read
who won in the newspaper?
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I could say the same thing
about the Super Bowl,
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but you still watch it.
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He got you there.
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The Super Bowl is football.
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Your thing is... I don't
even know what your thing is.
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It's the most prestigious award
in the field of physics.
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I'll think about it.
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When I win one, I might
just thank you in my speech.
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The things I do for you.
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Georgie, get out here!
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Got a chore for you!
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Good call.
You have no business up there.
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Radio Sweden International.
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There it is.
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Excellent. Which scientists
are you rooting for?
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Oh, I don't
have a favorite.
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There's so much good
work being done.
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I think it's time
Frederick Reines
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finally gets his due
for the neutrino.
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I suppose he has a shot.
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I should think so. He confirmed
the neutrino's existence
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35 years ago.
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What the heck
are they waiting for?
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Lots of talented people
don't get recognized.
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Giraffes aren't able to have...
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You know if we had cable,
we'd have, like, 60 channels?
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We have plenty of channels.
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We have seven.
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Hey! There are starving kids
in Africa
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with no channels.
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Come on, it don't cost much.
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I'm not paying for television.
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Television is free.
Always was, always will be.
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You're so cheap.
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If you want cable,
pay for it yourself.
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Or better yet, try turning that
thing off and go read a book.
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"Read a book"?
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♪ Inch by inch ♪
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♪ Row by row ♪
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♪ Gonna make this garden grow ♪
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- ♪ Gonna mulch it deep and... ♪
- John?
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Hello, my sweet.
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What are you doing out here?
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Weeding. You have goosegrass.
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And you can't have a nice lawn
if you have goosegrass.
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It's kind of dark out.
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Goosegrass doesn't sleep.
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It kills the good grass
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and leaves
bald spots.
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But don't worry,
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I'm on the job.
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Oh. Okay.
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Can I get you a flashlight?
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I would prefer a headlamp,
such as one would use for spelunking.
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Okay.
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Let me check
my spelunking supplies.
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You're a peach.
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♪ Pulling weeds
and picking stones... ♪
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Good morning,
Medford High School,
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this is Class President
Sheldon Cooper
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with an important
science bulletin.
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This Wednesday morning,
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the Nobel Prize in Physics
will be announced,
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and I'd like to invite each and
every one of you to my garage
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to listen live at 5:00 a.m.
and be a part of scientific history.
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- Food and refreshments will be served...
- You worried your kid
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just invited the whole school
to your house?
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At 5:00 in the morning
for a Swedish science thing?
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Not at all.
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In other school news,
this Friday night our football team
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will be playing
another football team.
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Hello?
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Hi, Connie.
This is Dr. Linkletter.
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I work in the physics department
with Dr. Sturgis.
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Oh, sure, I remember you.
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What can I do for you?
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Well, I'm just calling to let
you know that John is fine,
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but there's been a bit of
an incident at the school today.
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What happened?
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He broke into
the mainframe computer lab,
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tripped off an alarm.
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Security came,
and there was a chase.
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A chase?
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It was a short one.
He's not a fast man.
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Uh... well, where is he now?
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He's in the dean's office.
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He has you listed
as the emergency contact,
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so I just wanted
to let you know.
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Well, uh... thank you
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- so much for calling.
- My pleasure.
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If there's anything else I can do,
feel free to reach out.
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Or if you'd like to go
grab a coffee sometime,
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I know a cute little cafe.
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Do you like scones?
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You're not actually trying
to hit on me right now, are you?
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- Is it working?
- No.
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I should go.
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What kind of snacks
do you think I should serve
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at my Nobel gathering?
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It's on Swedish radio.
How about Swedish meatballs?
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But it's at 5:00 a.m.
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Swedish breakfast balls?
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I could offer an assortment
of breakfast cereal.
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My mom doesn't let me have
cereal with sugar in it.
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Or anything that makes me happy.
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Connie. What are you doing here?
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Well...
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I got a call
from your friend Linkletter,
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and, uh...
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I... I was a little worried
about you.
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What did he say?
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That you had some
kind of scuffle
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with the campus security?
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No scuffle.
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I was using
the university's mainframe,
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and they asked me to leave.
Simple as that.
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So nobody chased you?
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I was startled, and so I did
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what any normal person does
under the circumstances:
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Climb out a window
and run like the dickens.
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Hi, I'm Kurt Loder,
this is MTV News...
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Since when do we get MTV?
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Since I got cable.
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What do you mean, you got cable?
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I called up the cable company
and I said, "Hello,
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I'd like cable,"
and they put in cable.
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I'm not paying for that.
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Keep your shirt on.
I paid for it.
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Is that so?
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Yeah, with money
I saved from my job.
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Well, okay.
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So do we get any
of those movie channels?
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Dad, I'm trying
to watch the news.
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Billy Idol has recovered
so well from...
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What's so important
that I had to run over here?
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Come here. I want
to show you something.
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Look at this.
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John did it.
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Oh, dear.
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"Oh, dear" is right.
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Was he in here taking a bath
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and just started thinking
about science stuff?
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Read the top right part.
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"Time plus heat
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plus bread equals toast."
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That ain't science.
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Well, it's not wrong, either.
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Look at this.
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Yeah, well, that's... peculiar.
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You'll be amazed to know
that the Nobel Prize,
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while being the most prestigious
award in science,
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is not generally celebrated
in this country.
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No parades, no fireworks.
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Which is why I thought having
a breakfast celebration
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was not only appropriate,
but long overdue.
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You may have noticed
that I went with Cheerios,
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and believe me, it was
a decision that I came to
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after careful consideration.
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There were birds
on the Froot Loops,
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Cocoa Puffs and Corn Flakes,
so they were out.
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And leprechauns and elves
are magical creatures
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that would be a slap in the face
to the scientific community.
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Anyway, the festivities begin
at 4:30 a.m.
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You're most welcome to come.
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As are you, unhappy bag boy.
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What the hell is this?
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TV's asking me
for some kind of code.
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Yeah, that's the
parental control lock.
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- So how do I take it off?
- You don't.
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This is my cable
that I bought with my money.
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You got to be kidding me.
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Here's an idea.
How about you go read a book?
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Oh, this isn't over, little man.
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Not by a long shot!
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You know what I like
about you, Sheldon?
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You're incredibly smart,
but you're also really dumb.
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Why would you say that?
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You think people are gonna
come here to hang out with you?
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Yes.
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- To hear about science?
- Yes.
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- On the radio?
- Yes.
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At 5:00 in the morning?
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Yes.
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And you're asking me
why you're dumb?
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Well, I happen to have
a little more faith
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in the curiosity
of my fellows.
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See, you sound smart,
but you're still dumb.
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I bet you don't even know
the first thing about Sweden.
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Well, you're wrong,
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it's where those little
meatballs come from.
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And that chef on The Muppets.
That's two things.
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Oh, and it's in Canada.
That's three.
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Hello?
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Hello, Dr. Linkletter.
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This is Connie Tucker.
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Connie, how lovely
to hear from you.
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Stop. I'm worried about John.
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He was supposed to be here for dinner
and he never showed up.
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That's not good. He also missed
two of his classes today.
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Do you have any idea
where he might be?
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Hard to say.
If he's having another episode,
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he could be anywhere.
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Hold on, what do you mean,
"episode"?
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Oh, I thought you knew.
In the past,
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John has struggled
with his grip on reality.
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What kind of struggle
are we talking about?
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The kind where he's had
to be hospitalized.
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Well, he never said anything
about that to me.
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Well, I certainly wouldn't
fabricate such a story.
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Okay, look, if... if you
hear from him or see him,
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please let me know.
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Of course.
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Now, if down the road
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things don't work out
with you two, I'd love to...
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Good-bye.
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- Here, this is for you.
- What is it?
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Read it. You do remember
how to read, don't you?
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A bill? Really?
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Room and board, buddy.
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$50 a month for food?
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The way you eat,
I should've gone $50 a week.
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Laundry services?
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Your poor mother has to touch
your underwear.
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What's the $10 a month
"peema" charge?
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Oh, P-I-M-A,
that's a "Pain in My Ass" tax.
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My way of getting
compensated for you
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taking years off my life.
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John?
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John?
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Your bike's here. John?
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John?
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00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:27,974
Well, look at that,
there's boobies on my TV.
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Ooh!
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Get out of here!
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I'm telling Mom!
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John?
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Hello.
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What... what're you doing?
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I was doing tai chi
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and then I realized
that I was
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continually being bombarded
by subatomic particles
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and it behooves me, perhaps,
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to pay slightly closer
attention to them.
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Maybe "chi" is the
ancient Chinese word
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for the subatomic universe.
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You're scaring me, John.
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00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:36,001
Well, there's nothing
to be scared of.
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Tomorrow, somebody will win
the Nobel Prize
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about these particles...
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not me.
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00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:49,306
But I'm experiencing
them firsthand...
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...which could be better.
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00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,853
Why don't you come down
and experience them
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00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,438
on the floor?
294
00:14:56,521 --> 00:15:00,609
I think I just felt a neutrino.
295
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,530
You know, neutrinos
are interesting.
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They never bond with anything.
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00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,913
They're always alone.
298
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:18,126
I think that one went
right through my pants.
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00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,421
All right,
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00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,466
why don't we
go downstairs,
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00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:27,928
and I'll fix us both
a nice cup of hot tea
302
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:31,056
and you can tell me
all about it.
303
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,229
Please?
304
00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:47,280
Okay.
305
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,586
It was my dream
to win the Nobel,
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00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:04,255
and I'm not going to.
307
00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:11,054
I bet Sheldon will.
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00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,806
That'll be something.
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00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,933
Yeah.
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...to Radio Sweden...
311
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,663
How's it going, baby?
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00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:40,333
I don't think anyone's
showing up, not even Tam.
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I'm here.
314
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:45,922
Yeah, but you're my mom.
You live on the premises.
315
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,551
At least Dr. Sturgis
should be here any minute.
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00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,762
Shelly, I'm afraid Dr. Sturgis
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isn't coming this morning.
318
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:56,516
Why not?
319
00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:01,354
He isn't feeling well.
320
00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:03,648
Oh, dear.
321
00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:07,652
Should we send him
a get well card?
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00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:10,113
I think that'd be terrific.
323
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,740
Good morning and welcome
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00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:15,076
to the Royal Swedish
Academy of Sciences.
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00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,287
The announcements are starting.
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You want me to stay?
327
00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:23,918
Uh, the Academy has
concluded its meeting and we are
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00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:25,462
ready to announce this year's...
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00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,464
I'll be in my room
if you need me.
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00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:33,511
As usual, I will read the
announcements first in English,
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then in Swedish,
then the citation in German,
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00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,601
French, and Russian.
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00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:45,565
And this year's Nobel Prize
in Physics is awarded to...
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Come on, neutrinos.
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00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,071
...Henry Kendall,
Jerome Friedman,
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00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:54,574
and Richard Taylor
for the discovery of quarks.
337
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,120
A primary feature of quarks
338
00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:01,831
is that they're always
bonded together,
339
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:05,668
but in that moment,
I felt like a neutrino,
340
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,338
destined to be alone forever.
341
00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:17,013
Leonard, dear,
you should be in bed.
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00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:25,814
♪ My, my baby
as there are stars above ♪
343
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:29,025
♪ Want to say, I want to say,
I want to say it ♪
344
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:33,822
♪ Someday we'll be together ♪
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00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:36,950
♪ Yes, we will,
yes, we will... ♪
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00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:39,536
Howard!
Turn off that fakakta game
347
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,538
and go to sleep.
348
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:51,631
♪ Someday we'll be together ♪
349
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:54,843
♪ Yes, we will, yes, we will ♪
350
00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:57,720
♪ I know ♪
♪ Someday ♪
351
00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:01,099
♪ We'll be together ♪
352
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:04,519
♪ Honey, honey, honey,
honey, honey ♪
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00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,020
♪ Someday... ♪
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00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:09,065
Thankfully, I was wrong.
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