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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Living in a small Texas town,
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a few things are guaranteed:
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Someone nearby
will have chickens...
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- George...
- Yeah?
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Go shoot those chickens.
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...everyone will know
your business...
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You sure you want
to eat that?
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Why not?
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I heard your triglycerides
are through the roof.
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Who told you that?
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My brother plays poker
with your doctor.
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...but on the brighter side,
in a small Texas town,
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people take care of each other.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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You know that
Veronica Duncan girl?
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- The one that Georgie likes?
- Yeah.
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I was thinking about having her
stay here for a couple days.
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Was it Georgie's birthday
or something?
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No.
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She's just having a rough time
at home.
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What's going on?
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Her mother's boyfriend
has a drinking problem,
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and... things have been
getting out of hand.
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You waited till I had a beer
to tell me
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- this story, didn't you?
- You always have a beer.
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So, good news.
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We're gonna have a houseguest
for a couple days.
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Oh, not Aunt Ruth.
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Her beard is very scratchy.
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My sister doesn't have a beard.
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- Did she shave it?
- It's not Aunt Ruth!
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It's Veronica Duncan.
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And while she's here,
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I expect y'all to be
on your best behavior.
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Why are you looking at me?
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Was I?
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Yeah, and you still are.
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Where is she going to sleep?
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She can have my room.
I'm fine on the couch.
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Thank you.
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Why is she staying with us?
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Because she needs to be out
of her house for a few days.
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- Why?
- Because her family
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is dealing with
some personal business.
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What personal business?
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Well...
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I heard her mama's
boyfriend is a drunk.
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Where did you hear that?
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Mom told you outside
and I heard it.
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♪♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪♪
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♪♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪♪
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♪♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪♪
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♪♪ I am a mighty little man ♪♪
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♪♪ I am a mighty little man ♪♪
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Let's sweat!
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I plan on it, Richard.
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Oh, yeah!
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Hello?
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Did you know that word "hello"
wasn't used as a greeting
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until the invention
of the telephone?
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- Hi, John.
- To end a phone call,
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it was suggested to say,
"That is all."
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Is that all, John?
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No, I wanted to invite you
to dinner tomorrow night.
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Great. Where we going?
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I can't tell you that.
It's a surprise.
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You want to give me a clue
so I'll know how to dress?
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Well, dress as if you were going
to a Mexican restaurant.
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Oh, we're going to Puerta Roja.
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I can't tell you that,
it would ruin the surprise.
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John, you do realize that I'll
be the one driving us there.
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Fine, we're going to Puerta Roja,
but everything else is a surprise.
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That is all!
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One more time! Come on!
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♪♪♪♪
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♪♪♪♪
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Sorry, Axl.
You'll be back.
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♪♪ A clean up woman ♪♪
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♪♪ Is a woman who ♪♪
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♪♪ Gets all the love
we girls... ♪♪
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- What are you doing?
- Documenting.
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This may never happen again.
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♪♪ So much about her ♪♪
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♪♪ Is because she picked up ♪♪
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♪♪ A man of mine ♪♪
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♪♪ The clean up woman ♪♪
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♪♪ Will wipe his blues away ♪♪
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♪♪ She'll give him
plenty loving ♪♪
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♪♪ 24 hours a day ♪♪
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♪♪ The clean up woman... ♪♪
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What's in there?
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- Don't open it.
- But what's in there?
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Don't open it.
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♪♪ When you dump him
in the street... ♪♪
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Are you
wearing cologne?
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No.
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Georgie, I have the olfactory
senses of a polar bear.
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They can smell a seal
through three feet of ice.
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Mind your business.
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He's exhibiting Zahavian
signaling theory.
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Is that from Star Trek?
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No, biology.
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He's trying to communicate
his more desirable qualities
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in order to attract Veronica.
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Too bad he doesn't have
any desirable qualities.
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Be the Danza. Be the Danza.
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- Be the Danza.
- What a doofus.
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Hey there.
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Thank you for having me,
Mrs. Cooper.
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Hey, Veronica.
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- Hi.
- Let me take your bag.
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- Are you wearing Old Spice?
- Don't worry about it.
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Here, let me
show you around.
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Oh. O-Okay.
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Of course you remember
the living room,
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where we have
our prayer group.
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Oh, my Lord...
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And this is the dining room.
That's where we'll dine.
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But in the mornings,
we dine in the kitchen.
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Of course,
if you'd like a snack,
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that'd be in the
refrigerator or the pantry.
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- You know, where your snack foods would be.
- Sure.
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Washer, dryer.
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Plus, we got those
little sheets that smell nice
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and fight
static cling.
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- And here's our entertainment room.
- Hey, guys.
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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We don't have cable,
but we do have
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all three major
broadcast networks.
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Here's the bathroom,
for hygiene and whatnot.
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And... here's where
you'll be sleeping.
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Did I take your room?
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Yes, but I'll be on the couch,
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which is right near
the TV and the kitchen,
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so I'm peachy.
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Hello. I'm John Sturgis.
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We have a reservation.
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Follow me.
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♪♪♪♪
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Was a reservation
really necessary?
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I didn't want to take
any chances.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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I sit in that seat.
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You sit here.
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Oh, uh, okay.
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What's going on?
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Don't you remember?
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John, I don't even remember
where I just parked.
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I'm recreating our first date!
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The same restaurant,
the same table,
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the same jacket.
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Different eyelashes,
though, because
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they regenerate
every two to three months.
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Mine are the
same, actually.
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They're fake.
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I wanted this night
to be special
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because it's the one year
anniversary of that date.
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Is that a thing that people
our age celebrate?
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No idea.
I've never been this age before.
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And I've never dated anyone
for a whole year.
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Well...
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Happy anniversary.
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Sorry for the mess.
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I emptied out this drawer
so you can put your stuff away.
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Where are
your clothes?
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I threw most of them out.
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You didn't have
to do that.
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It's okay.
They were old and full of holes.
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And it worked out great.
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I found some firecrackers
and a bag full of my baby teeth.
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Thank you.
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Oh. I also hung a cross
over the bed for you.
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It's just Popsicle sticks
and glitter. I glued it together
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in Sunday school
when I was a kid.
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Is... is it too much?
I can take it down.
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No, it's...
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it's really sweet.
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Why are you crying?
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Did Georgie bring up
your unfortunate home life?
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Uh, no.
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Good. My mom said not to,
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so that you
would be comfortable.
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Thank you.
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Are you comfortable?
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And I remember
how cute you looked
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in your little pearl snap
shirt with your bolo tie.
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Well, I'd say it wasn't
my first rodeo, but it was.
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Thank you for
a wonderful year.
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- To many more.
- To many more.
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Which leads me
to the final surprise
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of the evening.
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- What are you doing?
- Hang on, I don't want to spoil the surprise.
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Getting down on one knee,
it makes it pretty damn clear.
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Surprise!
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Connie, will you
do me the honor
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of being my wife?
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Oh, John, I don't know.
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How can you not know?
It's a binary decision.
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It's more complicated
th-than that.
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I don't see why.
We're compatible.
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- I know.
- We enjoy each other's company.
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- I know.
- And we've become extremely proficient in the bedroom.
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There's very little
wasted effort.
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John, sit back down
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and lower your voice.
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Little help?
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- Down is easier than up.
- Sure.
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Thank you, God,
for this food we're about to receive,
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and for the nourishment
of our bodies, and bless
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the hands that prepared it.
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And an extra special thank you
for allowing us
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to share our home
with our friend Veronica.
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- Amen.
- Oh, yeah.
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That's a big amen on that one.
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All right, everybody, dig in.
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Would you like a dinner roll?
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Mmm. Sure.
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I find it really
rounds out the meal.
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- Mom?
- Yes, honey?
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Do I have to sit downwind
of Georgie's cologne?
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So, Veronica, I understand
that you're a junior?
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Mm. Yes, sir.
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Do you have any plans
for after high school?
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I'm hoping for a
scholarship to Baylor
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- so I can get a teaching degree.
- Mm.
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I like kids.
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Really? Kids? Ugh.
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You're so tall and pretty.
You should be Vanna White.
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How can she be Vanna White?
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Vanna White is Vanna White.
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Fine. She can be Vanna Blue.
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See? This is the kind
of nonsense you have
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to deal with
when you're around kids.
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He does have a point.
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No. I-I love this.
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We never eat dinner
together at my house.
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You eat alone?
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Mostly. Yeah.
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Lucky duck.
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John...
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I've already been
married once.
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I wasn't really planning
on ever doing it again.
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Why not?
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I was somebody's wife
for a long time.
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I just like being...
Connie Tucker now.
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Not Mrs...
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somebody else's name.
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Well, what if I took your name?
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John Tucker, it sounds great.
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Like a football player
or an astronaut.
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You're missing the point.
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I just think it's important
for people to know
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that we're an official couple.
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We don't have to be married
for that.
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Buy a billboard,
take an ad out in the paper.
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I understand. Thank you.
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00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:44,246
Are we good?
258
00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,123
Yes.
259
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:50,335
But if I should
pre-decease you...
260
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,256
I want you to have the ring.
261
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:56,425
- Fine.
- It'll be in the...
262
00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:59,928
top right corner
of my dresser drawer.
263
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:02,764
Got it.
Under my tube socks.
264
00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:11,732
Veronica.
265
00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:13,024
Veronica.
266
00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:14,109
Come in.
267
00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:17,112
Hey, Sheldon, what's up?
268
00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:18,864
I printed out
my bathroom schedule.
269
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:20,782
I can't speak for anyone else
in this family,
270
00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:22,534
but you can count on it
being occupied
271
00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:23,869
during these times.
272
00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:25,996
Thank you.
273
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,748
This is very helpful.
274
00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:28,999
I know.
275
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,337
Is there anything else?
276
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:37,632
There is, but...
I'm not allowed to ask about it.
277
00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:39,926
Oh, it's okay.
You can ask me anything.
278
00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:41,928
Oh, good.
I don't like cats,
279
00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:43,764
but I share
their curious nature.
280
00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:45,766
What do you want to know?
281
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,684
Your mom has a boyfriend.
282
00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:50,270
- Yeah.
- Where's your father?
283
00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:52,397
I don't know.
284
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:54,524
Why do you not know?
285
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:56,818
Well, he left
when I was really young
286
00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:58,528
and I never
heard from him again.
287
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,363
And why are you staying here?
288
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,283
My mom's boyfriend
isn't very nice.
289
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:06,536
I understand.
My sister isn't very nice.
290
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,580
So you get it?
291
00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:10,165
I do, thank you.
292
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:12,667
Okay, well,
talk to you later.
293
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,795
But not between
7:00 and 7:12.
294
00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:17,506
Yup, I see it right here.
295
00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:28,892
So... how about
296
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:31,520
I make us a pot of tea
and we'll get cozy?
297
00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:33,104
Sure, sounds good.
298
00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:36,107
Just make yourself comfy,
I'll... I'll be right back.
299
00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:41,238
Mint tea?
300
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:44,616
Or would you like to go crazy
and have a little hibiscus?
301
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,670
Ah, damn it.
302
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:58,255
Buddy, they let you out?
303
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,340
Yeah,
but they let Charles in.
304
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,300
Hey, can I join you?
305
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:03,718
Sure.
306
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,054
What you watching?
307
00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:07,848
Charles in Charge.
308
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,933
It's kind of like Who's the Boss?
but with Chachi.
309
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,186
They should have called it
Chachi in Charge.
310
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:15,689
Chachi in Charge.
311
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,691
That's three cha's. I like it.
312
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,653
Georgie, you're so funny.
313
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,405
Really?
314
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:24,573
Not everybody gets me.
315
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,242
I get you.
316
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,540
♪♪♪♪
317
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,879
Uh-oh.
318
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:45,051
Oh, Mom. If you're sleeping
with the man,
319
00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:46,303
you should be married to him.
320
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,762
Why do I come here?
321
00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:50,015
I got to find
a cooler chick to talk to.
322
00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,267
You know I'm right.
323
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:53,518
I know no such thing.
324
00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:54,895
It's my life,
I don't have to do
325
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:56,605
anything 'cause
I'm "supposed to."
326
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:58,356
I do it because I want to,
and right now,
327
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,275
I don't want to, end of story.
328
00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,444
- Good morning.
- Can I get you some breakfast, honey?
329
00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:04,195
Yes, please.
330
00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:07,699
How was your anniversary date
with Dr. Sturgis?
331
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:08,825
You knew about that?
332
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:11,286
- Yes.
- So you knew he was gonna propose?
333
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,538
Propose? No, that's wonderful.
334
00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:16,082
Although it's a little disconcerting
he didn't tell me.
335
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:17,834
I thought we were
closer than that.
336
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,260
Well, we're not
getting married any time soon.
337
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:22,964
You should. You're old.
You don't have many years left.
338
00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:26,301
I really need to meet
a whole new group of people.
339
00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:31,890
Hey, what you doin'?
340
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,643
Helping your mom with laundry.
341
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,478
Oh, yeah. That's usually my job.
342
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,861
Uh, maybe when you're done,
we can go down to the mall
343
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:46,154
and hang out.
344
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:49,741
Oh, I promised your sister I'd
take her out for some girl time.
345
00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,201
Maybe I can come along.
346
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:54,079
Then it wouldn't be girl time.
347
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:56,289
No, not entirely,
but it would be mostly.
348
00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:57,874
Take a hint, dummy.
349
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:11,471
Greetings.
350
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,682
You've reached Dr. John Sturgis.
351
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:16,309
Leave a message
and I'll be in touch.
352
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:17,519
Thank you very much.
353
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:19,562
Hey, that rhymed.
354
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:24,275
John, I know you're there.
Pick up.
355
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:29,781
If you don't pick up,
I'm gonna get really mad.
356
00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:35,120
I'm getting really mad.
357
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,376
Call me back.
358
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:03,398
Sorry, I know this isn't
the most fun thing in the world.
359
00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:04,691
I was happy just riding
360
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:07,027
in the front seat of your car.
361
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:09,404
♪♪ Oh, yeah... ♪♪
362
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,614
You probably hear this a lot,
363
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,324
but you're, like,
princess pretty.
364
00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:15,201
I don't know about that.
365
00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:17,996
But you are definitely
princess material.
366
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,831
Well, until I'm allowed
to wear makeup,
367
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,332
this is as hot as I get.
368
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,793
You don't need makeup.
369
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,755
I hope you're right.
Mom says I have to wait till I'm 16.
370
00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:29,716
Mm. That'll get here
sooner than you think.
371
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,092
Sure doesn't feel like it.
372
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,138
Don't be in a rush.
373
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:36,765
Honestly...
374
00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:39,476
- I'd rather be your age again.
- Really?
375
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,727
Yeah.
376
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,812
Being a grown-up is, uh...
377
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,814
complicated.
378
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:47,233
Maybe if we make
a wish at the same time
379
00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:48,735
we could switch places.
380
00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,862
- You think?
- It's worth a try.
381
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,323
Okay.
382
00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:54,949
What do we need to do?
383
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:57,744
We close our eyes
and at the exact same time say,
384
00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,537
"I wish I could switch places."
385
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:01,623
Ready?
386
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,501
One... two... three.
387
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,253
I wish I could switch places.
388
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:10,340
♪♪♪♪
389
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,759
♪♪ I'll tell you
what we need to do... ♪♪
390
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:13,843
Well?
391
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:16,012
I'm still here. You?
392
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,389
- Same.
- That's too bad.
393
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,183
I really wanted to drive home.
394
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,686
- Can I anyway?
- Sure.
395
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:26,564
- Really?
- No.
396
00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:28,233
♪♪ Hey! ♪♪
397
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,944
Please, can we keep her?
398
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,570
No, we cannot keep her.
399
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,239
We don't have a dog
'cause of Sheldon.
400
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,907
Why can't I have Veronica?
401
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:38,076
I'm not participating
in this conversation.
402
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:39,786
We could give Sheldon
to Veronica's mom.
403
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:40,995
Like a trade.
404
00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:42,664
I'll get it, Mrs. Cooper.
405
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:45,500
Look how helpful she is.
Come on!
406
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:46,793
Out.
407
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:51,756
What do you want?
408
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,633
Grab your stuff,
Your mama wants you home.
409
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,927
Yeah, well,
410
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,596
when she wants me to come home,
she can call me.
411
00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:00,390
Damn it, Veronica.
412
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:01,516
I'm in no mood.
413
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:03,601
What's going on?
414
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:04,936
I'm taking her home.
415
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,396
She's not going
anywhere with you.
416
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,650
- What'd you say?
- Clint, stop.
417
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,902
You mind
putting down my kid?
418
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,780
We were just playing around.
419
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,741
This is my mom's
boyfriend, Clint.
420
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:22,245
Hello, Clint.
What can we do for you?
421
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,205
I'm here to pick up Veronica.
422
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:25,874
Come on.
423
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:27,625
You want to go with this man?
424
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,128
No, sir.
425
00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:32,797
You heard her.
426
00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:35,091
Thanks for stopping by.
427
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:37,760
You really want to mess with me?
428
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,180
Sure.
429
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:41,723
Why not?
430
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,768
What's going on out there?
431
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,563
- You might want to call the police.
- Why?
432
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:51,232
There's a bum
sleeping on our front porch.
433
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,622
What's this?
434
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,291
"Connie Tucker
is proud to announce
435
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:12,295
that she is sweet
on Dr. John Sturgis and they are
436
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:16,007
officially a romantic couple."
437
00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:17,717
Oh, boy!
438
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:21,846
I'm back in business!
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