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now remember just tap the glass gently
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then reverse I've driven cars before
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Sydney yeah and smashed them too thank
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what went wrong he gone too far you
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things are all right get him out oh tee
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get me out of here don't stand there do
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something ah kill him finish what's that
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Bell it's the alarm let's go
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back
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just tap the glass gently then reverse I
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said so what does he do he tried to
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knock the old building down first he
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thought that would be the quickest way
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to get in look at your pictures our boss
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our boss he calls himself what has he
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got tell me what has he
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got
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who is well he's very refined isn't he
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yeah and he speaks nice and all you know
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what he's a Twi twit you're flattering
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him him and these big
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Ideas operations hm
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operations what's your next disaster on
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his list the shortage Christian Girls
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Club funny I used to belong to it till I
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found out I was doing my strip teas you
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better go back to this strip kid because
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you're going to lose your shirt with
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this crot look
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out hi fellas don't get
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regrettable about that little Contra
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temp Contra temp what's a fiasco then
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when we all get pinched what do you
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think you were driving a tank the brakes
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liar who's calling me a liar he
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was and he meant
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be careful Sid or I may have to teach
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you a sharp lesson what in driving what
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about some Lolly well we we fa fail this
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time but don't worry about the Lolly
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never stop worrying about it ever since
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I met you three cars you've wrecked in a
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month three four yeah four well what are
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you worrying about they didn't cost you
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anything you stole them all I don't
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steal cars just for you to wreck I got
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my living to wor me and all I think I
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better go back to my wrestling why you
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never want to fight cuz they used to pay
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me more to lose fights that's why all
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right all right desert me desert me I
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can find others to help me pick up
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£10,000 10,000
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pound how much is that yeah fingers
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10,000 from the Christian girls of
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shortage we only got 18 T last time we
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ran we're not doing shortage we're going
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to crack one of the fullest safes in
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London the bank of
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England no Mr Billy
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Gordon's who's Billy Gordon who's Billy
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Gordon why don't you learn to read I
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don't know I can never get the Ang of it
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anyway what's reading got to do yeah all
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right shut up go on everybody knows
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Billy Gordon he's a man who doesn't like
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Banks and people who don't like Banks
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keep a lot of ready cash in the safe and
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Billy Gordon's safe is the one we're
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going to
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bust calberg did the bast off me just
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before he did the princess do you like
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it yes but don't you look rather worried
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I was I was worried how much he was
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going to charge me you know I wanted to
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put a cigar in the mouth he wouldn't
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stand for that tell me anyone live it on
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your bust no
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pretty talking about bus I mean talking
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about journalist you seem to be rather
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young and pretty to be a news H well
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mother's own journal prefers younger
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women so do
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I tell me what can I do for you well
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we're running a series called success
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it's about people who made a fortune out
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of nothing well I said they started with
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nothing 500 smackers was loan by your
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wife wasn't it huh yeah yeah Splendid
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woman my wife got a glorious daughter is
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that a photograph of your wife no no my
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daughter pretty eh oh Charming one of
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The Last of The Debs managed to slip
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around to the wire just before they
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close the entres very proud of huh you
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were married in the war weren't you yeah
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sergeant major you were sergeant major
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no I wasn't my wife was honest pity
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instructress strong as rock never forget
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the first time I saw her she was taking
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class in alarm combat she took one look
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at me and the next thing I knew I was
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being thrust up the aisle up the what up
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the aisle dear oh she's changed now
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quite as a m so you were in the Army
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what reserved occupation me used to
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collect swill from Army Camps swill yeah
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what was Will used for D if I know hate
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to think hell of a market in it your
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wife's here she doesn't want to disturb
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you but
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uh Disturb show it in please come in Mrs
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Gordon thank you Miss
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uh oh Lucy my love what a nice
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surprise I didn't want to bother you but
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in your Rush this morning you forgot my
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housekeeping money and I want I'm so
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sorry and well by the way this is Miss
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um of the the mother's own thing you
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know my wife hello how' you do I'm so
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sorry to disturb you you didn't I've
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just been telling her all about you my
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little piggy
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bag nice little man box cost me a
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fortune still it's moth proof well there
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you are my dear you're so again thank
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you but Billy I only wanted 10 there
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must be about 100 here oh really never
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could count get along with you sh me a
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minute oh goodbye miss uh Miss uh
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goodbye Mrs Gordon
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goodbye
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was 10 you wanted wasn't
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it huh oh I thought Lucy Lucy we had to
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put on a show for Miss thing but the
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income tax swine are handing me and I
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can't afford to throw away handles on
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nothing can
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I well can I no good we' got to be very
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careful for the moment when our ship
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comes in the Old Country House The Cook
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the battler t
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t oh B BL
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get in touch with Rogers and put 100 no
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night on Peruvian Wonder to win better
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look sleepy otherwise you miss the off
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oh there's a gentleman there to see you
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with the
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samples right we'll tell him to wait and
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I'll get rid of this Miss uh Miss chilik
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chilik you're
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kidding I'm sorry my dear I'm afraid
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we'll have to go I got a cloud waiting
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oh I'm so sorry so am I I said we meet
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after off his eyes wouldn't that be too
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much for you you know know me I'll see
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how things are going then phone you at
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the office yes yes
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please
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good you're French no I am Finnish why
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do you speak French Finnish is too
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difficult
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please you're right I remember I had a
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finish girl once she was very difficult
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well glad to see you got valid D with no
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strings
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attached M very
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useful that finish how many 2,500 when
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next week how much £50,000
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five 40 15 35 20 30 25 done just a
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minute I hope they work why why well cu
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the last Consignment your boss sent me
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of rifles didn't work I had complaint
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surely are joking but I do not
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understand complaints from whom there
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were one or two survivors you know
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there's a sucker born every minute but
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you carry on like that and there won't
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be enough left to go around you bring
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anything to put the money in no right
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25,000 three quid for the case two don't
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be mean it's the best quality plastic
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last your lifetime oh sorry right now
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these are in
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thousands 1 2 3 4 5 6
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11 have to get my own window cleaner
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can't have everybody peeling in like
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that they're after me you know the
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police no no income tax they've got the
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spies everywhere you no idea what theyd
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stoop to now
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is Right 14 12 s man 13 12 son je I'm a
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left-handed counter 13 14 by the way
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what's the supply situation on guided
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way hey look the safe it's open so it
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is you CL it was an accident so are
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you now I have to crack it give me some
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light lights St is that better don't
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don't move I've got you covered why is
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it a space gun then hey oh one move and
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I'll shoot you to king um um come uh
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there are four of them all Mast one's
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got a blander bass needs a haircut how
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dare you that's his voice you can
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probably hear him now there's a stringy
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youth one who looks as there was an
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all-in wrestler how did you guess that's
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what I am shut up I warn
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you I warn you Curly's getting jittery
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but I don't go fire hold your noise or
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you'll get it you bound to be able to
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hear him now recognize the voice ever
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broadcast before hey you're on Direct
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short wave to B Street police station
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new type of burglar alarm they will be
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on their way
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already you know what we're in it again
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shut up come
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good well now we can have a little
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supper eh you were wonderful but why did
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you let them go well we didn't want to
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be disturbed by a lot of coppers did we
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they're coming anyway oh no they're not
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I made all that up on the spare of the
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moment not a bad idea
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eh just a minute I better get some of
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the stuff out of the safe in case
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somebody else is a crack at it Bottoms
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cheers
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Billy you didn't come home to dinner
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again sorry old girl I had to take a
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journalist D it's always the same making
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me economize while you go out having
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lavish dinners but Lucy this is business
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I've got to entertain besides it's all
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deductible from income tax it doesn't
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cost me a penny then couldn't you
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entertain me some sometimes times but
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that wouldn't be honest you know what
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you like about honesty Che up a girl W
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belong before your dream comes true a
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country house a cook a battler yeah am I
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forgive of course would you like me to
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give you a hand with no no thanks there
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just some papers to hide I mean put away
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Che up old girl W belong before our ship
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comes in
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uhhuh BL me haven't you had enough
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exercise for one day is
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it you me D you after 3 months to like
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balloons balloons peanuts you
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mean by fellas now don't get up don't
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don't get up please sit down look I know
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how you feel but this is the last of the
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Fiasco you said it I've had enough
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goodbye you're saying goodbye to £2,000
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what's it this time the crown jewels the
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crown jewels bit risky ain't it Billy
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Gordon again but this time he private
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house he fingers what a fly boy like
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that doesn't keep cash around the house
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house is Mrs may lay her hands on it hey
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whisper I'm after something more
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precious than money my boy I never heard
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of anything more precious than money
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except dollars if any of you halfwits
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could read you'd know that Gordon has a
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daughter what about it well work it out
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for yourself Sydney she's the one thing
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in the world he loves more than
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money Billy look I I thought I told you
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I but Angela has wonderful news daddy
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meet Tommy Weston hello what on Earth
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are you doing huh uh smell gas looking
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for a leak Tommy and I are engaged what
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well why didn't you tell me before well
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we couldn't tell you before it happened
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before what happened before we were
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engaged
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sir can I help why are you a gas
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inspector no as a matter of fact I'm a
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tax
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inspector be good oh no I really am
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you're a
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TX you're a tax inspector I'm afraid so
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sir one of the snoops
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what yes well I'll join you downstairs I
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hope you approve sir later
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later did you hear that a tax inspector
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well he's out for start and they want to
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see him again B he's a a nice young man
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and she loves him don't be so ridiculous
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nobody loves a tax inspector is there
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Beyond The Pale it's a most honorable
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profession honorable are you kidding
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once for all I want have a man like that
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in the house he'd ruin any normal decent
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conversation worse than a a policeman or
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a customs officer but if she I mean what
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I say I'd rather entertain a thief at
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least they're honest about what they do
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we must case The Joint properly inside
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and out who sleeps where burglar alarms
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everything yeah where are you going to
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take the girl off to the
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snatch my old Aunt has a a little place
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in the country just outside town on the
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great North Road I'll send her to
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Blackpool for the week she'll like that
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who Gordon's daughter now his AR stupid
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your fingers what you're planning to
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kidnap that girl aren't you that's what
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I've been telling you for the last half
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hour you know what what that's dangerous
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that is what sending at a black pole
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that's what I think with anyone else it
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would be dangerous but not Gordon he
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hates the law almost as much as we do
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he's the one man in England who'll pay
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and pay big yeah and if something goes
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wrong which it will we'll get 10 years
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oh 20 we'll get 20 grand at least the
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small time is over fellas now for the
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big snatch the crime of the
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century goodbye dear
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bye girl sh me back to supper tonight
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but Billy I was going to try your
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Economist taking kidney pie you know the
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one without the kidneys you miss that
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you're lucky I should have to grab a
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sandwich the office Teta
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Teta yes good morning B is the mistress
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at home whatever I'm the mistress but we
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don't want any whatever it is it is from
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the public opinion poll of the national
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soap Foundation that I am who are after
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making a survey of the kind of salap
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powders mostly used by Housewives
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whatever no not today thank you most
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kind and look you back I have for you a
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free sample of a new powder we're
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marketing no charge to you whatever oh
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thank you my husband will be pleased oh
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isn't it rather has it got some cold
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dust in it or something oh bless you B
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that's a new black white now that is the
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black which washes whitest whatever
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whatever will they think of next yes
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whatever now how many of you are there
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in this dear we oh just my husband my
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daughter and I would you like a cup of
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tea oh how kind I had no breakfast
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whatever all right come on you know I
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never realized that Welshman really said
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what eff for quite so much I thought it
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was just on the music Halls oh no truth
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in that
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whatever you have no living in
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domestical no I have no help whatever oh
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dear now you've got me doing it actually
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I don't mind
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housework whoever can that be no idea
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whatever excuse
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me see yeah what I'm sure finger said to
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come at 10 not nine gas board
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inspection oh we wanted you you did well
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that's F yes my husband suspected a leak
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under his bedroom floorboard I'll show
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you come with
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me you coming oh
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oh this way please what a coincidence eh
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you expected us and here we are and it's
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much colder too I said 10 not nine
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that's what I said but he would argue
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with now if there's anything wrong it
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should be under this one my husband was
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sniffing around here and there'll be a
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cup of tea downstairs when you're done
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that h i could do with a cup of tea
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looks like the old man sleeps on
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pH what are you doing I'm having to look
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for the leap and what will you do if you
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find
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one give me that stop banging around and
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make a noise while I sneak around see if
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I can find out where the old lady in the
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daughter
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sleep whatever is that they're ending a
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leak causing one more
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likely oh what a Mourning excuse
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me
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sorry girl forgot my key and my
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briefcase hello what's the noise oh it's
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under the guest man having a look under
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your floorboard
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no whatever is going on oh it's only my
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husband your husband yes but he seems a
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little upset get
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out come on now get out we got a job to
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do we only come to now look look look
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when I want a gas man I'll SLE one now
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go on get up there's no way to treat
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gasman that's off
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good morning I represent no you don't
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[Music]
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SC right everybody
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out Sydney
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shh
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anybody think I was a beginner coffing
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ures it's crazy coughing is this mhing
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idea after all nobody looks at Earth is
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buried L exactly no one but a fool would
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think of using a hearse for a quick
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getaway now you're talking sense so no
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one don't think of stopping us right on
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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tiptoe
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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you rmic
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[Music]
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tension shroud you'll keep
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that Chlor form I wish you'd drink it
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and turn this lock up I hope
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everything's going to be
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on you B me whisper whisper come
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on
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what you stupid
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Baka there you
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go have a dog he's anesthetized himself
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why didn't you tell us I had a dog they
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didn't have they must have bought him
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yesterday supposing he woke somebody
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they may have come down wouldn't they
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mashing house dogs
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these it's hardly human the noise he's
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making I do wish he'd stop it I'll go
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tickle him
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[Music]
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then
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come
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[Music]
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on this one go
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[Music]
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on go
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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one
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uh
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manace
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[Music]
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[Music]
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manness
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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well Sydney you are now participating in
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the crime of the
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century this traffic light ah head I
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know Sydney and a
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[Music]
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red he's coming now what keep calm and
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look
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holy
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hey you better take a look back
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there shut it up you
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fools the
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foot the
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foot thank you officer what a Dreadful
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thing hey just a minute
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it's a bit early for a funeral isn't it
508
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uh yes indeed we're transporting him to
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Scotland oh he he he was a policeman
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like yourself him with that little foot
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I'd have sworn that was a woman ah yes
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well that just shows you what a lot of
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nonsense is talked about the size of
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copper policeman's feet thank you again
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officer
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well Sydney I handled that with the
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Master's touch Master's touch my foot
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her
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foot cheer up Sydney we're out of the
520
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wood
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it's no good we'll have to push well
522
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come on you two get out we'll need some
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your rhythmic tension whatever we're
524
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going to push why it's
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quicker is the break on of course well
526
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take it off you
527
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twerp stop it get out of
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push
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it
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[Music]
531
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see I don't mean it this quicker why did
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he use the engine shut up and push what
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go
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[Music]
535
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on stick it we're nearly
536
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there right hold it hold it hold it stop
537
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it stop
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it
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it's running wife stop come back stop
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stop get it get
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[Music]
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off Goodbye Mr Davis now don't worry
543
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cheer up everything's going to be all
544
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right you never know what's around the
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cor out thank you Vicor
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[Music]
547
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goodbye
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[Music]
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have
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have thank you very
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[Music]
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much
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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oh
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[Music]
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00:31:31,559 --> 00:31:37,039
no no no no car's at it what are we
561
00:31:34,399 --> 00:31:39,279
going to do walk all the way till we
562
00:31:37,039 --> 00:31:43,100
find a car get around the other side
563
00:31:39,279 --> 00:31:44,840
right up now put it on your shoulders
564
00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:47,639
[Music]
565
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:51,650
properly why do you have to be so
566
00:31:47,639 --> 00:31:56,039
high right ready off
567
00:31:51,650 --> 00:31:56,039
[Music]
568
00:31:56,159 --> 00:31:59,159
go
569
00:32:01,799 --> 00:32:04,279
oh
570
00:32:04,820 --> 00:32:07,950
[Music]
571
00:32:18,399 --> 00:32:23,200
no what happened to you I've been so
572
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:24,679
worried we ran into a spot of bother I
573
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:26,600
thought you were coming by her we
574
00:32:24,679 --> 00:32:29,080
changed heres in Midstream treat her
575
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:29,080
gently boy
576
00:32:30,679 --> 00:32:36,080
gently okay wish grab that chair turn it
577
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:37,559
right gently gently is she all right
578
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:40,600
cool she's all right well how can she
579
00:32:37,559 --> 00:32:42,559
breathe it's got all in the
580
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:45,080
bottom well gentlemen I shall now
581
00:32:42,559 --> 00:32:47,799
produce the most valuable rabbit in
582
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:50,840
history a tasty little blonde worth
583
00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:50,840
every penny
584
00:32:56,039 --> 00:32:59,039
of
585
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,840
you bungling clut you went into the
586
00:33:01,559 --> 00:33:06,000
wrong room I told you the door on the
587
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:07,880
right you never you say left right it
588
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,120
right oh shut up can't you tell the
589
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:11,399
difference between an old EG and a young
590
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:13,279
girl of 17 but it it was dark she
591
00:33:11,399 --> 00:33:15,120
certainly looks older than 17 oh you
592
00:33:13,279 --> 00:33:18,960
mind your own business yeah now what
593
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:21,720
well as I see we got the wrong woman yes
594
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:24,519
and we we carry on as planned I mean
595
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:27,480
she's his wife isn't she you'll still
596
00:33:24,519 --> 00:33:28,960
pay he might even pay more
597
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:31,159
would
598
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:34,120
you well there's no accounting for
599
00:33:31,159 --> 00:33:35,960
tastes he he's probably lost without her
600
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:37,559
but she couldn't have walked out on me
601
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:39,240
after the way you shouted last night I
602
00:33:37,559 --> 00:33:41,519
wouldn't blame her if she had it wasn't
603
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:45,320
her it was you and that tax
604
00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:50,320
crook Lucy Lucy wait up old girl it's
605
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:52,960
9:00 Lucy Lucy come out she can't
606
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:57,799
do
607
00:33:52,960 --> 00:34:02,600
hello Mr Gordon yes yes who is it here
608
00:33:57,799 --> 00:34:04,120
is Mr X Mr who Mr X but it does not
609
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:06,200
matter who I am well if it doesn't
610
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:08,240
matter to you it doesn't matter to me
611
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:09,839
Charlie where could she be where do you
612
00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:13,320
think she is well she may have gone to
613
00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:14,960
Granny's I hope not why well aairs over
614
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:18,919
10
615
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:21,639
huh hello what do you want
616
00:34:18,919 --> 00:34:23,480
£25,000 Mr Gordon just a minute who are
617
00:34:21,639 --> 00:34:25,639
you what the hell are you talking about
618
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:27,440
I am the head of the gank who kidnapped
619
00:34:25,639 --> 00:34:30,720
your wife last night
620
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:33,240
I am talking of the ransom I am asking
621
00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:37,480
for her
622
00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:40,240
return I I presume you're joking this is
623
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:43,960
no choke no
624
00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:46,359
choke you will not contact the police
625
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:48,800
one false move and she will
626
00:34:46,359 --> 00:34:51,879
be cut up into little
627
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:55,280
pieces and scattered up Z right North
628
00:34:51,879 --> 00:34:58,879
Road you will obey without question the
629
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:58,879
following instructions
630
00:35:00,380 --> 00:35:03,499
[Music]
631
00:35:10,079 --> 00:35:15,240
good evening good evening to you I come
632
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:17,680
from Mr how do you
633
00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:21,359
do how do you
634
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:23,640
do we getting far oh I mustn't say about
635
00:35:21,359 --> 00:35:25,240
to find out oh no the Chau has been
636
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:28,800
given instructions to drive around in
637
00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:28,800
circles actually
638
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:38,280
[Music]
639
00:35:46,599 --> 00:35:52,920
yeah oh what's the matter so many
640
00:35:49,839 --> 00:35:55,760
Plumbing circles I lost me way Charlie
641
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,760
what you mean by
642
00:35:55,800 --> 00:36:00,560
that
643
00:35:57,319 --> 00:36:03,280
tell you this Mr X he must be a very big
644
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:05,480
fellow oh no it's not all that big oh I
645
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:09,359
see what you mean oh yes he only handles
646
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:11,520
big jobs oh sorry tell me why do you
647
00:36:09,359 --> 00:36:14,079
wear that Veil so that you'll never
648
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:18,200
recognize me
649
00:36:14,079 --> 00:36:21,240
again that's very good very good take my
650
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:21,240
advice next time wear a
651
00:36:21,359 --> 00:36:28,720
cape be careful of the steps better let
652
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:28,720
me go down first
653
00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:38,280
I fell
654
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:38,280
down you all right yeah come this way
655
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:47,240
please yeah sit down don't against the
656
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:47,240
back why not cuz there is no
657
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,680
back
658
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:13,599
Mr Gordon Good Die Mr X I am sorry I
659
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:16,280
cannot introduce myself by name pra you
660
00:37:13,599 --> 00:37:19,079
be seated well I am AR
661
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:21,610
[Applause]
662
00:37:19,079 --> 00:37:24,280
I just
663
00:37:21,610 --> 00:37:28,440
[Laughter]
664
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:31,000
so relax Mr Gordon do not be afraid I'm
665
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:33,480
not thank do not be too sure of it oh
666
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:35,920
I'm quite certain do not be too sure you
667
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:38,079
need not be afraid I mean I thought you
668
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:42,000
told me not to be our
669
00:37:38,079 --> 00:37:45,960
man we we have never Crossed Swords
670
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:48,040
before Mr Gordon but if we had just a
671
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:50,440
minute aren't you the long-hair CHF who
672
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:52,280
tried to rob my safe I recognize your
673
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:56,800
voice
674
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:59,440
no was he a are you say a foreigner no
675
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,440
Cockney like
676
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:06,920
you no Mr Gordon it was not
677
00:38:03,359 --> 00:38:09,640
I I never file you see you have heard
678
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:11,839
perhaps of the Delvin Diamond robbery
679
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:16,800
uhhuh the stetin
680
00:38:11,839 --> 00:38:19,200
killings the birthing trunk murus you
681
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:20,599
your humble servant oh but the smell of
682
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,920
that cigar you're not doing very well
683
00:38:20,599 --> 00:38:25,160
out of it what is it a Congo rat who's
684
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,160
your
685
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:29,760
accountant enough of this idle
686
00:38:30,119 --> 00:38:36,880
chitter you know my
687
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:40,280
terms yes £25,000 or you cut my wife up
688
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:43,760
into little pieces and Scatter her all
689
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:47,560
up the great North Road precisely I take
690
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:51,599
it you have brought the money no
691
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:57,720
Splendid Splendid then we need only what
692
00:38:51,599 --> 00:39:00,319
did you say no n nine NS in fact not
693
00:38:57,720 --> 00:39:02,440
not a sausage cut her up oh boy this is
694
00:39:00,319 --> 00:39:03,319
a chance I've been waiting for for years
695
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:06,520
you're
696
00:39:03,319 --> 00:39:08,720
bluffing well you you think I am well
697
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:11,359
I'm not I hope you're not this is the
698
00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:14,800
answer to a bachelor's prayer you can't
699
00:39:11,359 --> 00:39:19,000
do this to me you to her she's a fine
700
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:22,760
woman will you have her I don't want her
701
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:24,160
will you took her old man don't blame me
702
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:26,839
it's
703
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:29,640
disgusting it's immoral we we cut her
704
00:39:26,839 --> 00:39:31,200
into pieces tiny little pieces well
705
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:33,480
naturally you want to make a good job of
706
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:35,280
it won't you well you really must excuse
707
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:38,040
me I've got a date rather a promising
708
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:40,160
one actually oh talking about that Mr X
709
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:43,119
you got rather a nice little bit of X
710
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:47,160
certificate here
711
00:39:43,119 --> 00:39:50,440
eh all right all right you win I like a
712
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:53,119
fight Mr Gordon I'll take 10,000 not a
713
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:56,920
penny less not a penny old fruit I told
714
00:39:53,119 --> 00:39:59,119
you all right all right 5,000 ,000
715
00:39:56,920 --> 00:40:02,079
that's my final offer 5,000 always we
716
00:39:59,119 --> 00:40:04,200
slice no dice start slicing old fruit
717
00:40:02,079 --> 00:40:07,200
now really I must be going if you like
718
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:11,720
I'll find my own we 4,000 and she's
719
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:11,720
yours she's yours for
720
00:40:11,839 --> 00:40:17,480
nothing Sid snow
721
00:40:15,119 --> 00:40:20,000
drop take him away take him away take
722
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:22,319
him away take him home I've only just
723
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:25,359
brought him go on go
724
00:40:22,319 --> 00:40:28,359
on well our v a
725
00:40:25,359 --> 00:40:28,359
herx
726
00:40:29,839 --> 00:40:36,050
that swine has ruined my faith in human
727
00:40:32,870 --> 00:40:36,050
[Applause]
728
00:40:36,220 --> 00:40:58,319
[Music]
729
00:40:55,319 --> 00:40:58,319
nature
730
00:41:01,030 --> 00:41:04,720
[Laughter]
731
00:41:05,370 --> 00:41:24,159
[Music]
732
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:29,319
all right any luck not like you know
733
00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:31,720
what he asked too much old fingers did
734
00:41:29,319 --> 00:41:33,960
his best he came down from 25,000 to
735
00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:35,599
four can't do fairer than that what'd he
736
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:37,119
say then he said he didn't want her we
737
00:41:35,599 --> 00:41:38,359
could keep her but it was a chance of a
738
00:41:37,119 --> 00:41:41,480
lifetime where we could go ahead and cut
739
00:41:38,359 --> 00:41:43,160
her in pieces tiny little pieces it is
740
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:45,920
hard to believe that such an unhuman
741
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:47,480
devil could exist a beast in human
742
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:50,400
garbage that's what he
743
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:53,839
is go and see if she wants anything to
744
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:55,880
eat here thinkers Squad she won't like
745
00:41:53,839 --> 00:41:56,920
this you know she expected him to pay
746
00:41:55,880 --> 00:42:00,960
yeah what about we going to do with her
747
00:41:56,920 --> 00:42:04,319
keep her as a pet well we just have to
748
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:07,960
cut her up
749
00:42:04,319 --> 00:42:10,359
oh fingers what she heard every single
750
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:13,760
word we said she refuses to eat she says
751
00:42:10,359 --> 00:42:15,880
she wants to die die no she can't do
752
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:18,920
this to me he wait a minute shut up but
753
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:21,920
I just for something no no
754
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:25,599
no don't take on so we'll be
755
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:28,200
liberalizing you soon I don't want to go
756
00:42:25,599 --> 00:42:31,920
I just want to
757
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:35,200
die you may as well kill me now well I'm
758
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:39,079
not going to what you take me for then I
759
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:40,920
kill myself oh no no no no no you you
760
00:42:39,079 --> 00:42:44,680
mustn't do that that that's very
761
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:44,680
selfish you must think of
762
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:49,119
others yeah boss stay there and keep an
763
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:50,640
eye on her yeah but listen do as you're
764
00:42:49,119 --> 00:42:52,559
told she mustn't be out of someone's
765
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:54,760
sight until we set her free yeah but
766
00:42:52,559 --> 00:42:56,839
that's what I've been trying to tell you
767
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:59,079
we can't set her free
768
00:42:56,839 --> 00:43:03,000
see you've been in there without your
769
00:42:59,079 --> 00:43:05,599
masks on and she's seen your
770
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,960
faces he's right we might as well drop
771
00:43:05,599 --> 00:43:10,319
out a Scotland
772
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:11,880
Yard the crime of the century well
773
00:43:10,319 --> 00:43:14,440
Einstein now
774
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:15,960
what you Gordon will have to be made to
775
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:17,160
pay that's who's going to make him I
776
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,240
should have thought his conscience would
777
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:20,000
make him conscience he wouldn't give a
778
00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:22,520
father into a starving beggar oh I don't
779
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,520
know he's
780
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:27,000
not
781
00:43:25,079 --> 00:43:28,640
yes
782
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:33,960
thank you
783
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:37,240
s yes I'll go and see him tomorrow thank
784
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:40,280
you he's got another idea a marvelous
785
00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:42,880
Brain Hat points got yeah yeah you too
786
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,880
do you think
787
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:56,960
so better go in first it'll look better
788
00:43:54,359 --> 00:44:00,960
anything you say Mr Gordon
789
00:43:56,960 --> 00:44:00,960
what a secretary
790
00:44:03,970 --> 00:44:07,110
[Applause]
791
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:16,599
Dar yeah Governor yeah you bxs your
792
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:19,119
matches no thanks I got a lighter here
793
00:44:16,599 --> 00:44:22,319
here I've got a
794
00:44:19,119 --> 00:44:26,559
message from Mr
795
00:44:22,319 --> 00:44:27,839
X just a minute you are Mr X no no I
796
00:44:26,559 --> 00:44:31,520
would have recognized you except for the
797
00:44:27,839 --> 00:44:35,160
voice yeah he sends his last oper 200
798
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:36,599
quid and she's yours 200 quid well the
799
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:38,280
bottom has fallen out of the market
800
00:44:36,599 --> 00:44:41,240
hasn't it what those you damaged in
801
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:44,319
transit look I what I do I give you SCS
802
00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:48,319
you buy yourself a cup of tea
803
00:44:44,319 --> 00:44:51,599
H what the mess oh get out of
804
00:44:48,319 --> 00:44:56,480
it morning
805
00:44:51,599 --> 00:44:58,160
Char oh well never mind Daddy darling
806
00:44:56,480 --> 00:45:00,480
what are you doing here I want to see
807
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:01,960
you you didn't come home last night no
808
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:04,440
no I I I spent the night in a Turkish
809
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:07,760
bath was it mixed bathing you still have
810
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:09,760
some lipstick on your ear well a pain I
811
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:10,920
must know what's going on where's mother
812
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,559
look we can't discuss it here don't
813
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:14,119
worry she'll be back in a couple of days
814
00:45:12,559 --> 00:45:16,040
Charlie you know Charlie Charlie is that
815
00:45:14,119 --> 00:45:17,720
a racing addition sir I give you a tip
816
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:19,800
my tips have been coming out these days
817
00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:21,520
what is it strer and the 230 Italian
818
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:24,880
very strong very fast what's the price
819
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:27,880
it's a lest Edition is
820
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,880
Sir
821
00:45:31,470 --> 00:45:36,680
[Music]
822
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:40,200
you sp my
823
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:42,760
wife sorry now then M what's going on he
824
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:45,950
attacked me or charge you with assault
825
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:48,319
offic to mistake come on that of come
826
00:45:45,950 --> 00:45:52,640
[Music]
827
00:45:48,319 --> 00:45:55,240
on smells marvelous do it lovely yeah is
828
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:56,559
that all perhaps you like the old Goose
829
00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:58,240
do you mind
830
00:45:56,559 --> 00:46:00,280
his eyes are bigger than his got enough
831
00:45:58,240 --> 00:46:02,000
to for two as it is when I was in
832
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:04,760
training I used to eat four times as
833
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:07,960
much hello
834
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:11,040
well good you're just in time for lunch
835
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:13,440
hi fellas don't get up hey fingers how'd
836
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:15,559
you get on I'm made three in a t c
837
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:18,079
that's not bad how long was she staying
838
00:46:15,559 --> 00:46:20,119
in there with G on your TWP hello what
839
00:46:18,079 --> 00:46:23,119
she doing here put that knife down I'll
840
00:46:20,119 --> 00:46:25,359
sit down well she she she can't eat with
841
00:46:23,119 --> 00:46:26,680
us she's a prisoner we can keep an eye
842
00:46:25,359 --> 00:46:28,000
on her this one she's also served us a
843
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:29,559
very good lunch just leave her alone
844
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:32,240
thank you and glad somebody has some
845
00:46:29,559 --> 00:46:34,599
manners well what happened this morning
846
00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:37,119
as if we couldn't
847
00:46:34,599 --> 00:46:39,440
guess she's not going to like this but
848
00:46:37,119 --> 00:46:41,839
her Billy is making highy with the
849
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:43,960
secretary she have seen him this morning
850
00:46:41,839 --> 00:46:46,880
kissing her in the car she's wearing a
851
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:48,720
mink Stone great big sparkler on her
852
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:50,359
finger yeah we never mind about that
853
00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:53,319
whatd he say to your offer what do you
854
00:46:50,359 --> 00:46:56,079
think he said he's having the time of
855
00:46:53,319 --> 00:46:59,200
his life I know it you asked too much
856
00:46:56,079 --> 00:47:01,559
too much £200
857
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:05,839
£200 he laughed in my face and gave me
858
00:47:01,559 --> 00:47:08,800
threns your fingers no floppin I mean
859
00:47:05,839 --> 00:47:10,839
floens no I call it downright insulting
860
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:14,760
to offer it a knockdown price like that
861
00:47:10,839 --> 00:47:17,440
so do I it has nothing to do with you
862
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:18,960
hasn't it it's me you're selling isn't
863
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:21,440
it yes and I shall sell you for any
864
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:24,720
price I like oh no you
865
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:27,079
won't just listen to me you little
866
00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:29,680
squirt
867
00:47:27,079 --> 00:47:31,440
oh nobody calls me a little squirt and
868
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:34,480
gets away with it steady fingers she
869
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,480
didn't mean it yes I
870
00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:43,000
did oh I see I'll have to teach you a
871
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:43,000
little lesson
872
00:47:48,599 --> 00:47:54,559
wait Co what a beauty where did you
873
00:47:52,359 --> 00:47:57,000
learn that the
874
00:47:54,559 --> 00:47:58,800
Army and anyone else want to teach me a
875
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:01,240
lesson I was only going to ask you to
876
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:03,440
show me how you did it I just did no do
877
00:48:01,240 --> 00:48:03,440
come
878
00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:12,040
here help me put him to bed oh what a
879
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:14,319
beauty classic that's what it was yes
880
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:16,800
yes go on whisper go the door on me own
881
00:48:14,319 --> 00:48:16,800
yes you
882
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:22,800
Hercules I'll warn you m I'll never miss
883
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:25,000
how could he oh how could he I could
884
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:26,280
kill him for this kill him he'll kill
885
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,720
you anyway
886
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:29,400
I wasn't thinking of that squirt all
887
00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:30,599
right want to simmer down on one
888
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:33,079
condition I'm prepared to release you
889
00:48:30,599 --> 00:48:34,760
now why why cuz the rest of us don't
890
00:48:33,079 --> 00:48:36,240
want to face a murder rap that's why
891
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:37,960
even Superman and a might commit murder
892
00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:39,240
after what you've just done oh him look
893
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:42,960
you give me your word of Honor not to
894
00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:46,240
split the cops and you can go go where
895
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:48,319
home that's right home to a man who told
896
00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:50,359
you to kill me who wouldn't even give
897
00:48:48,319 --> 00:48:52,760
£200 to get me
898
00:48:50,359 --> 00:48:53,799
back what sort of a home is that now
899
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:55,319
come on we got to be quick if we're
900
00:48:53,799 --> 00:48:57,319
going to release you if you release me I
901
00:48:55,319 --> 00:49:01,040
won't you I shall go straight to the
902
00:48:57,319 --> 00:49:03,280
police no I'm going to stay here don't
903
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:06,640
be stupid now you got to Jud I was
904
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:08,680
stupid I've slaved even starved for him
905
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:11,640
because I loved him and I thought he
906
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:13,920
loved me and this is my
907
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:15,880
reward well now I have a chance to get
908
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:18,359
my own back and by heaven I'm going to
909
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:21,079
take it you want Billy Gordon's money
910
00:49:18,359 --> 00:49:22,400
don't you yeah so do I the only
911
00:49:21,079 --> 00:49:26,079
difference between us is that I know how
912
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:26,960
to get it and you don't you interested
913
00:49:26,079 --> 00:49:29,000
are you
914
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:33,559
interested do you mean you want to come
915
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:36,559
in with us oh no you come in with me I
916
00:49:33,559 --> 00:49:37,960
lend him £500 to start his fortune so I
917
00:49:36,559 --> 00:49:40,480
reckon I'm entitled to half of
918
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:42,960
everything he has don't you what exactly
919
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:45,480
are you getting at we'll split 50/50 on
920
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:46,920
everything I lead you to and I think I
921
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:49,720
can lead you to a
922
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:53,880
lot is it a
923
00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:55,839
deal well that's I see I think come on
924
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:57,080
we start by going to my house that's
925
00:49:55,839 --> 00:50:10,430
where the first lot
926
00:49:57,080 --> 00:50:10,430
[Music]
927
00:50:11,240 --> 00:50:15,040
is if my guess is correct the money's
928
00:50:13,599 --> 00:50:18,319
under the floorboards here you're
929
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:20,240
kidding want a bet we could have had out
930
00:50:18,319 --> 00:50:22,910
while we were playing at gasman yeah
931
00:50:20,240 --> 00:50:24,440
come on give me the
932
00:50:22,910 --> 00:50:26,359
[Music]
933
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:27,960
Jimmy
934
00:50:26,359 --> 00:50:30,359
at the capit all the cast pitched all
935
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:32,200
those tommy guns cost me 25,000 quid
936
00:50:30,359 --> 00:50:33,839
poor old Billy just a minute when I
937
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:35,880
wanted every penny for that serle Sugar
938
00:50:33,839 --> 00:50:37,359
deal well you still got plenty left yeah
939
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:38,799
but not enough you see I've got some
940
00:50:37,359 --> 00:50:42,359
hidden in the house I've got some in the
941
00:50:38,799 --> 00:50:43,799
safe but it still isn't that darling you
942
00:50:42,359 --> 00:50:46,280
wouldn't like clim your jewelry would
943
00:50:43,799 --> 00:50:48,079
you oh no but bar look here I've had to
944
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:52,160
work hard enough to get it out of you
945
00:50:48,079 --> 00:50:56,040
work yes hard bar it would only be a
946
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:59,240
tempor no I'm very disappointed in you
947
00:50:56,040 --> 00:51:00,559
no loyalty to the firm no loyalty at all
948
00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:01,720
where are you going I going to the
949
00:51:00,559 --> 00:51:04,799
office but you're going to take me out
950
00:51:01,720 --> 00:51:08,079
to dinner I can't afford it you can't
951
00:51:04,799 --> 00:51:08,079
afford it
952
00:51:08,599 --> 00:51:13,040
sorry must be 20 grand here at least a p
953
00:51:11,559 --> 00:51:14,079
there isn't more can you see his face
954
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:15,839
when he comes here looking for the money
955
00:51:14,079 --> 00:51:18,440
and there it is gone yes I'm sorry to be
956
00:51:15,839 --> 00:51:20,319
missing that that's the lot I could kiss
957
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:24,040
you for this yes I bet you could look at
958
00:51:20,319 --> 00:51:24,040
that come on we've got work to
959
00:51:24,359 --> 00:51:27,359
do
960
00:51:30,799 --> 00:51:36,000
thank
961
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:36,000
you this should fix that two
962
00:51:49,599 --> 00:51:55,920
timer little
963
00:51:51,680 --> 00:52:01,960
lucy you Des sh your face
964
00:51:55,920 --> 00:52:05,010
never an unkind word never a dirty trick
965
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:05,010
[Music]
966
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:13,599
poor hello this Mr
967
00:52:09,599 --> 00:52:16,240
Gordon I mean yes Tommy Weston here
968
00:52:13,599 --> 00:52:17,839
Tommy Angela look look here so you
969
00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:19,880
better come right away your house is on
970
00:52:17,839 --> 00:52:22,440
fire
971
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:23,920
what what I'm in the telephone box just
972
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:26,160
opposite the house it looks pretty bad
973
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:28,839
sir but we' called the Brigade look tell
974
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:30,839
you what to do G to my bedroom look at
975
00:52:28,839 --> 00:52:35,000
oh no no
976
00:52:30,839 --> 00:52:35,000
don't why you have to be a tax
977
00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:47,799
man oh there you are this this your car
978
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:49,000
yeah yeah yeah are you aware it's been
979
00:52:47,799 --> 00:52:53,319
parked on the wrong side of the roope
980
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:53,319
with no lights I must insist wait
981
00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:57,240
get
982
00:53:08,720 --> 00:53:13,119
Oh
983
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:15,920
Daddy Great
984
00:53:13,119 --> 00:53:18,520
Scott Wilson yes sir get in there and
985
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:18,520
get him out yes
986
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:27,160
sir is he mad I can't think what he's
987
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:27,160
doing he knows there's no one there
988
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:38,319
Daddy are you all right are you
989
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:45,799
oh is he M listen get in there get him
990
00:53:42,079 --> 00:53:45,799
out and hold him this time he must be
991
00:53:49,319 --> 00:53:54,160
mad it
992
00:53:51,359 --> 00:53:56,520
off it
993
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:57,559
off
994
00:53:56,520 --> 00:54:01,960
you quite sure there's no one else
995
00:53:57,559 --> 00:54:01,960
inside there m quite look he's up there
996
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:10,680
now now look sir you're causing a great
997
00:54:06,839 --> 00:54:10,680
deal of stop him stop that
998
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:18,400
Maniac Daddy For Heaven's Sake you
999
00:54:17,240 --> 00:54:22,559
hadn't heard the last of this I'm going
1000
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:23,760
to have you J Daddy what is it mommy
1001
00:54:22,559 --> 00:54:26,400
mommy
1002
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:29,480
mommy mommy
1003
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:29,480
oh I wish I was dead
1004
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:37,000
too wish she got some smashing stuff
1005
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:38,520
here she did all right yes she did all
1006
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:42,119
right all right that must be worth a
1007
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:45,040
couple of thousand yes and this to the
1008
00:54:42,119 --> 00:54:48,640
love of my life
1009
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:48,640
Billy Ser in
1010
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:51,760
right
1011
00:54:54,079 --> 00:54:57,079
WI
1012
00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:01,599
anybody
1013
00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:04,119
there who's
1014
00:55:01,599 --> 00:55:07,119
there
1015
00:55:04,119 --> 00:55:07,119
really
1016
00:55:08,119 --> 00:55:15,640
no it's my first hey
1017
00:55:14,119 --> 00:55:19,160
barl
1018
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:21,920
barl guess what's happened now you want
1019
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:24,000
me to guess eh what well I don't want to
1020
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:26,960
guess you organize that
1021
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:30,440
you my what are you doing I never want
1022
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:30,440
to see you again
1023
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:38,839
ever St up what how did you develop your
1024
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:43,960
muscles I don't know they developed
1025
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:48,359
themselves how much did you we when you
1026
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:50,839
were born 18 o and I said I was a
1027
00:55:48,359 --> 00:55:56,240
miracle they said I should never have
1028
00:55:50,839 --> 00:55:58,640
been born but I was what your time then
1029
00:55:56,240 --> 00:56:01,240
the big hand's on the three and the
1030
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:03,559
little 's on the 12 qu 12 you
1031
00:56:01,240 --> 00:56:06,680
shortsighted no I'm worried they should
1032
00:56:03,559 --> 00:56:09,240
have been back by now head your head
1033
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:11,799
boss where is she let me get it up
1034
00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:13,400
where's my gun where's my knife I'll cut
1035
00:56:11,799 --> 00:56:15,160
her in pieces I'll shoot her a bits
1036
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:18,039
where is she no way she'll be back
1037
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:19,160
rightstone drop I said where is she here
1038
00:56:18,039 --> 00:56:21,599
they are
1039
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:25,440
now that's
1040
00:56:21,599 --> 00:56:27,440
right Lucy you look beautiful
1041
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:29,200
where did you get them evening how's the
1042
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:31,119
Buns may I be permitted to know where
1043
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:33,280
you've been get in a few household needs
1044
00:56:31,119 --> 00:56:36,280
didn't they close nice
1045
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:38,760
around oh it's a
1046
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:41,319
joke that's very kind of you I'm sure
1047
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:43,640
I'm so glad you approve boss wait till
1048
00:56:41,319 --> 00:56:44,880
you see I'm not interested oh we'll keep
1049
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:47,240
you to
1050
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:51,400
that it's all in
1051
00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:53,039
500s one for Lucy one for us hands off
1052
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:58,000
this has nothing to do with
1053
00:56:53,039 --> 00:57:01,640
you Lucy as
1054
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:03,760
Luc Mr Gordon Mr Wilkins here alleges
1055
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:06,520
that after the assault you said you
1056
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:08,920
swine you killed my wife I'll slit your
1057
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:11,799
throat is that true no that isn't true I
1058
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:16,200
didn't say that I said you swine you got
1059
00:57:11,799 --> 00:57:18,160
a knife you slit my coat you said what
1060
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:20,000
your honor I I must took this old Bearer
1061
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:22,240
this uh this Old Gentleman here for a
1062
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:23,720
pickpocket who robbed me had you any
1063
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:26,359
reason to believe that either the beggar
1064
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:29,160
or Mr Wilkins had murdered your wife oh
1065
00:57:26,359 --> 00:57:33,599
no none at all well then how then do you
1066
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:33,599
explain saying you killed my
1067
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:43,280
wife I I didn't say that Shana well then
1068
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:45,920
what did you say uh well I I said you
1069
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:48,839
ruined my wife you mean that Old
1070
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:52,520
Gentleman ruined your wife I've never
1071
00:57:48,839 --> 00:57:55,359
looked at a woman for 40
1072
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:58,119
years no no your honor I I didn't mean
1073
00:57:55,359 --> 00:57:59,799
that I meant uh I meant life my life
1074
00:57:58,119 --> 00:58:02,280
then say what you mean thank you very
1075
00:57:59,799 --> 00:58:05,960
much Mr you see your h i was thank you
1076
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:07,359
WR condition I has down and I my client
1077
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:09,319
can only express a deep regret for the
1078
00:58:07,359 --> 00:58:10,960
assault your worship but I trust this
1079
00:58:09,319 --> 00:58:13,039
explanation will satisfy you that it was
1080
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:15,319
a genuine mistake under extreme
1081
00:58:13,039 --> 00:58:17,760
provocation it
1082
00:58:15,319 --> 00:58:19,880
doesn't Mr Gordon is obviously lying and
1083
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:23,559
obviously too he hit the wrong man
1084
00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:25,400
anything known nothing known sir find 5s
1085
00:58:23,559 --> 00:58:28,680
and keep out of trouble in
1086
00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:28,680
thank you your honor but I'm
1087
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:40,880
right SL your Co you liar number 14 on
1088
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:40,880
your list Sir William Delany
1089
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:46,760
Gordon back
1090
00:58:50,020 --> 00:58:56,920
[Music]
1091
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:58,599
again will Delan Gordon you're charged
1092
00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:59,880
with using insulting Behavior whereby a
1093
00:58:58,599 --> 00:59:02,280
breach of the peace may have been
1094
00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:04,240
occasioned at Bladen Drive London on the
1095
00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:07,079
night of May the 16th you plead guilty
1096
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:09,520
or not guilty not guilty absolutely not
1097
00:59:07,079 --> 00:59:11,440
guilty well it was my file I'm surely
1098
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:13,880
entitled to what
1099
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:14,960
I I swear by Mighty God the evidence I
1100
00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:16,160
gives you be the truth the old truth
1101
00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:19,520
nothing about the truth James Smith
1102
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:21,200
police coun 166 S Division your worship
1103
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:23,079
at 9:00 p.m. on the 16th instar was
1104
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:25,280
giving assistance at a fire despite
1105
00:59:23,079 --> 00:59:27,280
protest the accused d twice into the
1106
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:29,480
building not to be brought out when he
1107
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:31,280
attempted the third time I tackled him
1108
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:33,119
from behind and received him full in the
1109
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:36,200
stomach whereupon we struggled on the
1110
00:59:33,119 --> 00:59:40,079
ground he was hysterical and
1111
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:44,000
said Mommy oh Mommy I wish I was dead
1112
00:59:40,079 --> 00:59:44,000
too he addressed you as
1113
00:59:44,079 --> 00:59:48,319
Mommy I don't know your worship I took
1114
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:50,240
him to the station where he was charged
1115
00:59:48,319 --> 00:59:53,640
and cautioned and he said give me a
1116
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:55,920
rally rope and I'll L myself
1117
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:57,799
now
1118
00:59:55,920 --> 01:00:00,039
no one in their right mind would address
1119
00:59:57,799 --> 01:00:02,680
you as Mommy I put it to you that you
1120
01:00:00,039 --> 01:00:06,119
misheard Mr Gordon's daughter asked him
1121
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:10,920
why he dashed Into the Fire he replied
1122
01:00:06,119 --> 01:00:14,280
bunny she mishearing him exclaimed money
1123
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:17,240
and he said bunny no bunny I wish I was
1124
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:21,880
dead too no no no no wait wait wait your
1125
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:25,760
legit went money Mommy and Bunny oh
1126
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:30,400
bunny no sir no sir um bunny money and
1127
01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:34,160
Bunny no bunny no mommy at all bunny
1128
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:38,400
money and Bunny oh bunny no sir no sir
1129
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:42,079
bunny no Bunny not o bunny
1130
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:44,760
oh bunny oh really does it matter very
1131
01:00:42,079 --> 01:00:48,680
much your worship excuse me sir it was
1132
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:51,440
money mommy and mommy no bunny was
1133
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:54,240
mentioned in my earing Mr Gordon had a
1134
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:57,079
cold what what's that got to do with it
1135
01:00:54,240 --> 01:01:00,240
oh with a cold in the nose money sounds
1136
01:00:57,079 --> 01:01:01,920
like bunny I've lost a lot of bunny the
1137
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:04,280
truth is as my client will testify he
1138
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:07,480
mentioned neither money nor mommy but
1139
01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:07,480
bunny his
1140
01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:11,720
burier and I should like you to note
1141
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:14,760
your worship that my client's feathered
1142
01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:17,280
friend was lost on that fateful night I
1143
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:19,000
should like to call Mr G where are we
1144
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:21,920
going I'm getting you out of there
1145
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:24,599
before they call you as a witness why
1146
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:27,079
well did you ever own a budger Gard
1147
01:01:24,599 --> 01:01:29,440
called bunny no I thought so and what
1148
01:01:27,079 --> 01:01:32,119
did you hear your father say at the fire
1149
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:34,680
yes he did say mommy exactly and by the
1150
01:01:32,119 --> 01:01:36,920
way where is your mother oh Tommy I wish
1151
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:38,799
I knew all right don't worry about it
1152
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:41,079
that's what we're going to find out
1153
01:01:38,799 --> 01:01:44,240
now when you arrive to find your home in
1154
01:01:41,079 --> 01:01:47,880
Flames what was your first thought my
1155
01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:50,839
parot bigar kindly don't answer your own
1156
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:54,559
questions but your honor uh AAR is a
1157
01:01:50,839 --> 01:01:56,480
speci of parot now stop it when forcibly
1158
01:01:54,559 --> 01:01:58,640
restrained from your rescue attempt what
1159
01:01:56,480 --> 01:02:00,760
did you cry out I cried out the name of
1160
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:00,760
the
1161
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:08,880
bird
1162
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:10,640
Binky uh bons bunny oh bunny bunny
1163
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:11,960
really this is all highly improper as
1164
01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:13,359
you very well know you must not prompt
1165
01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:16,440
your own
1166
01:02:13,359 --> 01:02:17,960
witness any questions no you worship I'm
1167
01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:19,440
extremely sorry your honor but my one
1168
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:20,880
thought was to save the little perisher
1169
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:22,880
the the little bird from perishing in
1170
01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:25,440
the face thank you thank you Mr gin
1171
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:27,119
thank you very much thank you um your
1172
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:28,440
worship I'm quite sure that you realize
1173
01:02:27,119 --> 01:02:30,440
that this whole Affair this entire
1174
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:31,680
business is due to a misunderstanding
1175
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:33,599
yes quite so
1176
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:34,920
yeah I am persuaded that you were
1177
01:02:33,599 --> 01:02:36,680
probably trying to rescue something much
1178
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:39,240
more valuable than a bird and that is
1179
01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:43,240
money spelled c
1180
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:46,160
a cash
1181
01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:48,920
find1
1182
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:51,119
cash thank you your honor and believe me
1183
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:52,400
I Shan believe you Mr Gordon go away
1184
01:02:51,119 --> 01:02:54,839
I've seen and heard quite enough of you
1185
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:57,839
for one day next case please well that's
1186
01:02:54,839 --> 01:02:57,839
a Pity because
1187
01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:03,220
come number 15 on your list Sir William
1188
01:03:01,839 --> 01:03:03,860
delainy
1189
01:03:03,220 --> 01:03:06,610
[Music]
1190
01:03:03,860 --> 01:03:12,499
[Applause]
1191
01:03:06,610 --> 01:03:12,499
[Music]
1192
01:03:17,550 --> 01:03:23,279
[Laughter]
1193
01:03:20,730 --> 01:03:26,279
[Music]
1194
01:03:23,279 --> 01:03:26,279
Gordon
1195
01:03:31,039 --> 01:03:34,480
William Delany Gordon you are charged
1196
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:36,000
with causing unnecessary obstruction
1197
01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:37,839
with your car at Esther Street on May
1198
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:39,279
the 16th and further with assaulting
1199
01:03:37,839 --> 01:03:41,880
police Constable clutter whilst in the
1200
01:03:39,279 --> 01:03:41,880
execution of his
1201
01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:51,599
dut you be guilty or not guilty not
1202
01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:52,760
guilty I swear by almighty God that the
1203
01:03:51,599 --> 01:03:55,070
evidence I give should be the truth the
1204
01:03:52,760 --> 01:04:00,839
whole truth and nothing but the truth
1205
01:03:55,070 --> 01:04:03,799
[Laughter]
1206
01:04:00,839 --> 01:04:05,960
Hey listen listen listen to this I was
1207
01:04:03,799 --> 01:04:11,200
trying to rescue my buery
1208
01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:12,920
girl a poor little budger girl I almost
1209
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:14,119
feel sorry for the fell yeah you must be
1210
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:18,799
wondering what it
1211
01:04:14,119 --> 01:04:18,799
him nice to see you in such fine Spirits
1212
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:24,960
fellas yeah you're going to help me
1213
01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:27,319
change that wheel snow Dr yeah
1214
01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:28,359
I never saw no Bader car in that house
1215
01:04:27,319 --> 01:04:32,559
I'll come
1216
01:04:28,359 --> 01:04:32,559
mind what will I'll get out of
1217
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:40,960
it whisper looks like we struck it rich
1218
01:04:36,799 --> 01:04:45,760
last eh yes yes yes yes you know what
1219
01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:49,839
what I guess Lucy did his proud eh Lucy
1220
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:49,839
Lucy Lucy good
1221
01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:57,839
morning what are you standing at where
1222
01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:59,400
did you get that hair out of a bottle
1223
01:04:57,839 --> 01:05:01,319
same as your girlfriend well you go and
1224
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:03,119
put it back again how am I going to send
1225
01:05:01,319 --> 01:05:06,680
you home looking like the dog's dinner
1226
01:05:03,119 --> 01:05:09,359
you're not I'm going to stay here oh yes
1227
01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:12,000
I am you organized those raids last
1228
01:05:09,359 --> 01:05:13,799
night so you can't threaten us no more
1229
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:15,520
if you know what's good for you do you
1230
01:05:13,799 --> 01:05:18,640
remember what happened the last time you
1231
01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:21,920
threatened me sunny boy what's the
1232
01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:24,799
matter with you you got half the money
1233
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:27,440
I'm willing to set you free what more do
1234
01:05:24,799 --> 01:05:30,039
you want I'll tell you I haven't
1235
01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:31,720
finished with Billy Gordon yet did you
1236
01:05:30,039 --> 01:05:34,039
read about that woman murdered on the
1237
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:36,680
great North Road yes disgusting it
1238
01:05:34,039 --> 01:05:38,559
didn't give you an idea why should it
1239
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:41,119
it's got nothing to do with me no but
1240
01:05:38,559 --> 01:05:43,359
Billy thinks it's me he reckons I'm dead
1241
01:05:41,119 --> 01:05:46,240
and that you did it ah he's B me I
1242
01:05:43,359 --> 01:05:46,240
wouldn't do a thing like
1243
01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:52,640
that yeah I've just had a smashing idea
1244
01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:55,400
if he thinks that we could blackmail him
1245
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:57,680
you're a genius yes I am am what a
1246
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:59,880
turnup it can't fail it can if it's left
1247
01:05:57,680 --> 01:06:01,839
to you let me do the thinking and we may
1248
01:05:59,880 --> 01:06:03,599
have some fun now the first thing you're
1249
01:06:01,839 --> 01:06:05,160
going to do little old fontleroy is to
1250
01:06:03,599 --> 01:06:06,839
have your haircut if you're going to
1251
01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:08,720
carry out the plan that I have in mind
1252
01:06:06,839 --> 01:06:11,559
I'm not going to have my haircut yes you
1253
01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:11,559
are oh
1254
01:06:21,279 --> 01:06:29,359
no daddy oh hell
1255
01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:32,720
daddy where is mommy um she's gone
1256
01:06:29,359 --> 01:06:34,599
away the truth is she's abroad I'm sorry
1257
01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:35,880
sir we just can't accept that I think of
1258
01:06:34,599 --> 01:06:37,079
a damn what you accept nothing to do
1259
01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:38,319
with you that's where you're wrong sir
1260
01:06:37,079 --> 01:06:39,720
now look why don't you stick to incest
1261
01:06:38,319 --> 01:06:42,000
and keep your NOS out of my business I'm
1262
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:44,799
afraid it's too late for that now sir I
1263
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:46,520
married Angela yesterday what and I
1264
01:06:44,799 --> 01:06:48,119
shall stick to income tax and keep my
1265
01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:50,839
nose in your business I'm now the
1266
01:06:48,119 --> 01:06:54,359
inspector in charge of your
1267
01:06:50,839 --> 01:06:56,559
files hello Coan there's no Mr about
1268
01:06:54,359 --> 01:06:57,279
this you now I you and I can just have a
1269
01:06:56,559 --> 01:06:59,680
little
1270
01:06:57,279 --> 01:07:02,799
chat
1271
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:06,599
H Mr
1272
01:07:02,799 --> 01:07:10,079
Gordon yeah
1273
01:07:06,599 --> 01:07:11,640
yes thank it off I hope you'll forgive
1274
01:07:10,079 --> 01:07:13,520
us barging in like this but the outer
1275
01:07:11,640 --> 01:07:15,799
door was open I'm inspector W Scotland
1276
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:17,480
Yard and this is Sergeant Sykes just a
1277
01:07:15,799 --> 01:07:19,920
small routine matter sir do you mind if
1278
01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:21,079
I speak in front of your friends look
1279
01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:24,279
I'll see you later and explain
1280
01:07:21,079 --> 01:07:26,839
everything and not to worry I we won't
1281
01:07:24,279 --> 01:07:32,400
detain you very long
1282
01:07:26,839 --> 01:07:32,400
sir detain me yeah I mean
1283
01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:39,599
sir of course not of course not certain
1284
01:07:37,960 --> 01:07:41,640
statements attributed to you of course
1285
01:07:39,599 --> 01:07:44,240
some speculation as to the whereabouts
1286
01:07:41,640 --> 01:07:47,760
of Mrs
1287
01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:50,760
Gordon H Mrs
1288
01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:54,480
Gordon oh Mrs
1289
01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:56,880
G um well she left a few days ago
1290
01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:56,880
after a
1291
01:07:57,160 --> 01:08:00,160
quarrel
1292
01:08:02,599 --> 01:08:07,960
ah then there is no question of her
1293
01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:11,839
having disappeared eh oh rather not good
1294
01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:15,119
honor no we're in daily contact on the
1295
01:08:11,839 --> 01:08:15,119
telephone I
1296
01:08:18,120 --> 01:08:24,359
see oh well there it is then
1297
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:25,799
gossip nasty thing that gossip
1298
01:08:24,359 --> 01:08:27,159
all right syes I'll go on to Tottenham
1299
01:08:25,799 --> 01:08:29,560
you go back to the yard and report that
1300
01:08:27,159 --> 01:08:32,159
the Gordon fire is clear very good sir
1301
01:08:29,560 --> 01:08:35,640
oh uh we're investigating that very very
1302
01:08:32,159 --> 01:08:40,560
gruesome great North Road murder you
1303
01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:40,560
know good day sir good
1304
01:08:52,799 --> 01:08:55,799
day
1305
01:08:56,580 --> 01:09:01,960
[Applause]
1306
01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:05,839
you've forgotten
1307
01:09:01,960 --> 01:09:10,520
something no sir I haven't forgotten
1308
01:09:05,839 --> 01:09:12,520
something but you have haven't you sir
1309
01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:14,679
is nothing wrong with your eye no sir
1310
01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:17,400
they tell me it's pretty
1311
01:09:14,679 --> 01:09:19,679
sharp why does it keep winking then a
1312
01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:22,600
nod is as good as a wink to a blind
1313
01:09:19,679 --> 01:09:24,480
horse a none what does that mean that's
1314
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:28,279
an old Latin quote
1315
01:09:24,480 --> 01:09:31,080
and it means is this your old woman's
1316
01:09:28,279 --> 01:09:33,719
nighty it was found by the body on the
1317
01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:36,719
great North Road and the underworld gra
1318
01:09:33,719 --> 01:09:40,640
Vine says that you instructed a gang to
1319
01:09:36,719 --> 01:09:42,719
do her in that's a lie is it oh you told
1320
01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:45,560
the inspector some Whoppers just now
1321
01:09:42,719 --> 01:09:47,880
didn't you sir here supposing he wanted
1322
01:09:45,560 --> 01:09:50,679
to meet your Mrs you'd have a bit of a
1323
01:09:47,880 --> 01:09:53,080
job finding the bits wouldn't you
1324
01:09:50,679 --> 01:09:54,360
sir how much do you want how much have
1325
01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:57,040
you got
1326
01:09:54,360 --> 01:09:59,080
prly nothing I'm ruined look oh nothing
1327
01:09:57,040 --> 01:10:01,199
in the cupboard eh well we'll just have
1328
01:09:59,080 --> 01:10:05,760
to make do just a minute I've got to
1329
01:10:01,199 --> 01:10:08,320
live so have I Billy boy so have I we'll
1330
01:10:05,760 --> 01:10:11,120
just have to make do with this I'll keep
1331
01:10:08,320 --> 01:10:17,159
it you're disgrace to the force oh don't
1332
01:10:11,120 --> 01:10:17,159
say that sir well tat our Billy boy
1333
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:21,760
oh keep
1334
01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:28,840
smiling
1335
01:10:24,480 --> 01:10:28,840
nod is as good as a wink to a blind
1336
01:10:30,440 --> 01:10:33,520
[Music]
1337
01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:44,080
horse extraordinary fellow what division
1338
01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:44,080
was he do five division
1339
01:10:51,159 --> 01:10:56,560
oh Mr I'm sorry to come barging in sir
1340
01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:58,120
but the outer door was open I'm
1341
01:10:56,560 --> 01:11:00,239
inspector Jensen from Scottland yard
1342
01:10:58,120 --> 01:11:02,480
this is Sergeant smil this is just a
1343
01:11:00,239 --> 01:11:03,960
small inquiry about your wife sir I'm
1344
01:11:02,480 --> 01:11:06,120
sure we won't have to detain you longer
1345
01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:06,120
than
1346
01:11:09,719 --> 01:11:15,600
necessary
1347
01:11:12,440 --> 01:11:16,960
well what do you want well in view of
1348
01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:18,480
certain statements you're alleged to
1349
01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:22,320
have made regarding The Disappearance of
1350
01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:24,080
your wife what are you winking at sir
1351
01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:26,040
I've got it it's conspiracy
1352
01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:27,920
the whole police force is in it Mr
1353
01:11:26,040 --> 01:11:29,640
Gordon don't you Mr Gordon you blood
1354
01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:32,239
sacker don't carve it up with Sergeant
1355
01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:35,320
Ry Sykes not a penny more and rather
1356
01:11:32,239 --> 01:11:37,320
hand Mr Gordon are you suggesting that
1357
01:11:35,320 --> 01:11:40,960
the police have been accepting money
1358
01:11:37,320 --> 01:11:44,040
accepting I like that he only accepted
1359
01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:46,760
£3,000 and that's your lot now get
1360
01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:48,679
out Mr Gordon I think you would be wise
1361
01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:50,639
just AE just a minute have you got a war
1362
01:11:48,679 --> 01:11:51,920
to come in here no I haven't but I then
1363
01:11:50,639 --> 01:11:55,159
I think you'll be wise to get out of it
1364
01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:57,040
before I sling you out but go beat it
1365
01:11:55,159 --> 01:12:00,440
you'll be hearing from us again and
1366
01:11:57,040 --> 01:12:00,440
you'll be wasting your flipping
1367
01:12:02,159 --> 01:12:12,280
time 2 3 400 50 60 70 sh get far
1368
01:12:09,440 --> 01:12:13,960
470 what now sir get hold of that Sant
1369
01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:15,440
SES of five Division and you better
1370
01:12:13,960 --> 01:12:18,800
start digging in the ruins of Gordon's
1371
01:12:15,440 --> 01:12:18,800
house he killed his wife all
1372
01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:25,480
right
1373
01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:34,320
do you
1374
01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:37,760
mind what's this A nighty you going away
1375
01:12:34,320 --> 01:12:40,040
for the weekend that who are you don't
1376
01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:45,040
you recognize me
1377
01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:48,159
no oh yes yes I couldn't
1378
01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:50,440
forget I certainly could what do you
1379
01:12:48,159 --> 01:12:52,920
want Oh Mr Gordon the gang have killed
1380
01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:54,600
your wife yes I know oh why didn't you
1381
01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:56,080
pay the rent some I thought they were
1382
01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:57,239
bluffing I didn't think that idiot could
1383
01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:59,639
kill a
1384
01:12:57,239 --> 01:13:00,920
fly and they hadn't finished yet they're
1385
01:12:59,639 --> 01:13:03,480
going to dress up as policeman and come
1386
01:13:00,920 --> 01:13:06,320
a blackmail you what yes I heard them
1387
01:13:03,480 --> 01:13:07,920
plotting it inspector Wayne Right and um
1388
01:13:06,320 --> 01:13:12,199
Sergeant
1389
01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:16,000
SES and I fell for it I fell for it then
1390
01:13:12,199 --> 01:13:17,400
I'm too late £3,000 too late only one
1391
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:19,360
consolation the second lot didn't get
1392
01:13:17,400 --> 01:13:20,679
anything what second lot you know
1393
01:13:19,360 --> 01:13:22,199
inspector Jensen and the Elephant I
1394
01:13:20,679 --> 01:13:25,360
forgot his name but there wasn't a
1395
01:13:22,199 --> 01:13:25,360
second lot
1396
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:35,760
no look the gang's idea was to Blackmail
1397
01:13:34,040 --> 01:13:37,080
you when they sucked you dry they were
1398
01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:38,840
going to write an anonymous letter to
1399
01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:40,840
the police saying it was you who killed
1400
01:13:38,840 --> 01:13:42,080
your wife well didn't even bother I've
1401
01:13:40,840 --> 01:13:43,800
done that myself there some real
1402
01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:46,760
policeman I've got to get out of the
1403
01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:48,400
country I should need a false passport
1404
01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:50,760
where can I get a falce passport oh I
1405
01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:54,960
can help you there my uncle makes them H
1406
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:56,840
you're kidding how soon well tomorrow on
1407
01:13:54,960 --> 01:13:58,320
conditions later later what what
1408
01:13:56,840 --> 01:13:59,760
conditions that you take me with you
1409
01:13:58,320 --> 01:14:00,880
look I don't hold with murder and if the
1410
01:13:59,760 --> 01:14:02,600
gang find out that I've warned you
1411
01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:04,280
they'll kill me all right all right now
1412
01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:07,719
about the passwort how much well we need
1413
01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:09,880
two that would be 500 500 you take 460
1414
01:14:07,719 --> 01:14:11,480
that's my lot your lot what are we going
1415
01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:12,560
to live on a bom oh don't worry about
1416
01:14:11,480 --> 01:14:13,719
that I've got some stacked away for
1417
01:14:12,560 --> 01:14:16,320
emergency like this come on let's get
1418
01:14:13,719 --> 01:14:16,320
the phone GL
1419
01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:21,000
taken well it really looks as if my
1420
01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:24,520
dreams might come true dreams what
1421
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:27,080
dreams oh a country house a cook a
1422
01:14:24,520 --> 01:14:29,440
butler and a gardener all the things
1423
01:14:27,080 --> 01:14:32,679
that Billy promised me but would never
1424
01:14:29,440 --> 01:14:37,400
have given me I've only got one dream a
1425
01:14:32,679 --> 01:14:40,440
little garden and a big girl me own
1426
01:14:37,400 --> 01:14:42,880
size it worked like a dream I played it
1427
01:14:40,440 --> 01:14:44,080
beautifully beautifully I wish you'd all
1428
01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:48,040
been there yeah never mind about the
1429
01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:51,440
details how much 2,300 empty your
1430
01:14:48,040 --> 01:14:53,480
pockets how dare you turn them out or
1431
01:14:51,440 --> 01:14:56,920
must we do it for you I've never been so
1432
01:14:53,480 --> 01:14:59,040
insulted in all my life how dare you
1433
01:14:56,920 --> 01:15:01,400
keep your distance keep your distance
1434
01:14:59,040 --> 01:15:03,280
right you know it is insulting thank you
1435
01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:06,440
it's high time we decided whose boss
1436
01:15:03,280 --> 01:15:08,440
here once and for all we have in your
1437
01:15:06,440 --> 01:15:10,480
absence we held an election you were
1438
01:15:08,440 --> 01:15:13,080
defeated and I was elected
1439
01:15:10,480 --> 01:15:14,960
unanimously now do put away that silly
1440
01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:16,719
Great Gun and empty your pockets like a
1441
01:15:14,960 --> 01:15:21,239
good
1442
01:15:16,719 --> 01:15:22,840
boy you can't do that h a woman after
1443
01:15:21,239 --> 01:15:24,199
all I've done for you after all you've
1444
01:15:22,840 --> 01:15:27,000
done for us lucky we ain't strangle you
1445
01:15:24,199 --> 01:15:30,080
know cough up or maybe we will he's
1446
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:33,719
right you know we might oh
1447
01:15:30,080 --> 01:15:37,679
right there you I wasn't going to keep
1448
01:15:33,719 --> 01:15:40,600
it now there one there isn't
1449
01:15:37,679 --> 01:15:46,679
anymore watch this that's my petty cash
1450
01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:46,679
petty cash that better is that all yes
1451
01:15:47,199 --> 01:15:52,600
go hey guess what I got nearly 500 out
1452
01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:54,920
of a fake passport well done he party
1453
01:15:52,600 --> 01:15:57,120
can get a real one for 30 Bob and that's
1454
01:15:54,920 --> 01:15:59,280
not all he has got a secret cashing I
1455
01:15:57,120 --> 01:16:00,800
knew it where I don't know but he thinks
1456
01:15:59,280 --> 01:16:02,360
we're going to South America together
1457
01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:03,679
he's meeting me at Southampton tomorrow
1458
01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:05,679
and bringing the money with him and
1459
01:16:03,679 --> 01:16:07,600
he'll just slip off on his own he can't
1460
01:16:05,679 --> 01:16:09,239
he thinks I'm bringing the passports oh
1461
01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:10,760
why aren't you traveling down together
1462
01:16:09,239 --> 01:16:14,800
because he has to say goodbye to his
1463
01:16:10,760 --> 01:16:18,280
dear old mother Ah that's nice isn't it
1464
01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:21,400
got it that's where it is at his
1465
01:16:18,280 --> 01:16:22,760
mother's how do you know because dimwit
1466
01:16:21,400 --> 01:16:24,520
at this moment he couldn't care less
1467
01:16:22,760 --> 01:16:27,120
about his dear old
1468
01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:29,639
mother yes boys I think our little
1469
01:16:27,120 --> 01:16:33,920
partnership is almost over I think we're
1470
01:16:29,639 --> 01:16:33,920
on to the last of his Lolly come
1471
01:16:52,080 --> 01:16:55,080
on
1472
01:16:58,440 --> 01:17:03,639
Billy my
1473
01:17:00,239 --> 01:17:07,199
boy drunk again and not this time how
1474
01:17:03,639 --> 01:17:09,639
are you m Billy boy now what you want
1475
01:17:07,199 --> 01:17:11,760
really is a cup of nice strong coffee
1476
01:17:09,639 --> 01:17:14,120
it's a jolly good idea I got to make one
1477
01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:16,199
myself no really don't do that I'll make
1478
01:17:14,120 --> 01:17:19,639
it for you
1479
01:17:16,199 --> 01:17:22,440
bil Billy what are you doing that for
1480
01:17:19,639 --> 01:17:24,960
I'll tell you in a minute Billy yeah Ma
1481
01:17:22,440 --> 01:17:28,040
are you playing over the weekend no I'm
1482
01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:32,000
going to South America Oh Billy South
1483
01:17:28,040 --> 01:17:33,440
America good evening good evening do you
1484
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:36,000
think you could spare us a glass of
1485
01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:38,280
water please certainly
1486
01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:40,360
certainly these gentlemen are asking for
1487
01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:44,320
some water but I'm going to make them
1488
01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:47,960
some tea thank you thank you very
1489
01:17:44,320 --> 01:17:51,080
much not so fast Billy boy aren't you
1490
01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:51,080
going to kiss your mommy
1491
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:55,000
goodbye
1492
01:18:04,040 --> 01:18:10,960
what are you oh no
1493
01:18:08,280 --> 01:18:13,880
you what do you want now we've come to
1494
01:18:10,960 --> 01:18:20,440
help you with the luggage here there's a
1495
01:18:13,880 --> 01:18:22,960
black car with p o l i c e on stay put
1496
01:18:20,440 --> 01:18:25,320
Billy wouldn't say a word he damned I'm
1497
01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:25,320
V the
1498
01:18:26,880 --> 01:18:32,840
door oh good evening hello Mr Gordon I
1499
01:18:31,679 --> 01:18:35,600
understand that you contemplate leaving
1500
01:18:32,840 --> 01:18:39,320
the country what what is that
1501
01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:43,360
so nonsense I came down to see my mother
1502
01:18:39,320 --> 01:18:46,719
oh is this your case no sir no it's
1503
01:18:43,360 --> 01:18:48,880
mine haven't we met before no sir no I
1504
01:18:46,719 --> 01:18:50,880
don't think so the name is m Travers
1505
01:18:48,880 --> 01:18:52,239
Annie M Travers we just happened to be
1506
01:18:50,880 --> 01:18:54,560
passing and the good lady was kind
1507
01:18:52,239 --> 01:18:56,920
enough to offer us some refreshment oh
1508
01:18:54,560 --> 01:18:59,320
but I see you're busy sir come gentlemen
1509
01:18:56,920 --> 01:19:02,719
we must be on our way good day sir good
1510
01:18:59,320 --> 01:19:05,679
day thank of your hospitality sir oh and
1511
01:19:02,719 --> 01:19:08,880
uh do apologize the good lady for me Che
1512
01:19:05,679 --> 01:19:08,880
H sir
1513
01:19:10,040 --> 01:19:14,280
SC now Mr Gordon I'm going to ask you a
1514
01:19:12,360 --> 01:19:17,199
few questions first of all do you
1515
01:19:14,280 --> 01:19:19,520
recognize this night dress yes and they
1516
01:19:17,199 --> 01:19:21,960
did come on let's get up wait a minute
1517
01:19:19,520 --> 01:19:23,480
you mind I have every reason to believe
1518
01:19:21,960 --> 01:19:26,199
that it was you who murdered your wife
1519
01:19:23,480 --> 01:19:28,120
Lucy Gordon don't be so ridiculous why
1520
01:19:26,199 --> 01:19:30,719
should I want to murder my wife I loved
1521
01:19:28,120 --> 01:19:33,239
her and we had her little differences L
1522
01:19:30,719 --> 01:19:35,110
doesn't I'd sacrifice anything to have
1523
01:19:33,239 --> 01:19:40,939
my Lucy
1524
01:19:35,110 --> 01:19:40,939
[Music]
1525
01:19:43,960 --> 01:19:50,360
Back Billy Billy oh I said he was drunk
1526
01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:52,239
when he came in no shock dear he's had
1527
01:19:50,360 --> 01:19:54,560
the most terrible shock he really
1528
01:19:52,239 --> 01:19:56,670
thought I'd let left him for good didn't
1529
01:19:54,560 --> 01:20:03,919
you
1530
01:19:56,670 --> 01:20:03,919
[Music]
1531
01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:10,760
dear and pinching his car to get away
1532
01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:12,159
you know this is better than a HSE hey
1533
01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:14,320
fellas yeah well if you don't drive slow
1534
01:20:12,159 --> 01:20:17,560
we'll finish up in one ah Che up Sydney
1535
01:20:14,320 --> 01:20:19,280
we're rich at last here who's got a case
1536
01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:21,239
oh well hang on to it there's 50 th
1537
01:20:19,280 --> 01:20:23,520
there to be carved up between us oh only
1538
01:20:21,239 --> 01:20:25,440
after that Lucy gets her remember Lucy's
1539
01:20:23,520 --> 01:20:27,400
had hers we've kissed goodbye to Lucy
1540
01:20:25,440 --> 01:20:30,880
and she's kissed goodbye to this little
1541
01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:34,320
lot his face when you took that case
1542
01:20:30,880 --> 01:20:36,560
yeah gentleman I just been thinking do
1543
01:20:34,320 --> 01:20:38,360
you think this is honest oh shut up
1544
01:20:36,560 --> 01:20:41,400
never mind that hang on to that case and
1545
01:20:38,360 --> 01:20:41,400
hang on tight
1546
01:20:51,719 --> 01:20:54,719
right
1547
01:20:58,390 --> 01:21:01,489
[Music]
1548
01:21:19,640 --> 01:21:24,639
[Applause]
1549
01:21:21,639 --> 01:21:24,639
la
1550
01:21:34,920 --> 01:21:37,920
la
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