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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:18,235 --> 00:00:19,758 ♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪ 4 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:23,806 ♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪ 5 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,636 ♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪ 6 00:00:29,986 --> 00:00:31,596 ♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪ 7 00:00:33,946 --> 00:00:35,513 ♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪ 8 00:00:37,863 --> 00:00:39,430 ♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪ 9 00:00:41,824 --> 00:00:44,609 - ♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪ - ♪ It's my skinny jeans ♪ 10 00:00:44,783 --> 00:00:46,611 ♪ With my Chuck Ts on ♪ 11 00:00:46,785 --> 00:00:48,570 ♪ It's those ruby red lips ♪ 12 00:00:48,744 --> 00:00:50,528 ♪ And that black lace thong ♪ 13 00:00:50,702 --> 00:00:52,226 ♪ When the police hit me up ♪ 14 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:54,358 ♪ And I ain't done no wrong ♪ 15 00:00:54,532 --> 00:00:56,186 ♪ So I light one up ♪ 16 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,188 ♪ And it goes straight to the dome ♪ 17 00:00:58,362 --> 00:01:00,364 - ♪ It goes ♪ - ♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪ 18 00:01:00,538 --> 00:01:02,149 ♪ It goes straight to the dome ♪ 19 00:01:02,323 --> 00:01:04,325 - ♪ It goes ♪ - ♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪ 20 00:01:04,499 --> 00:01:06,631 ♪ It goes straight to the dome, it goes ♪ 21 00:01:06,805 --> 00:01:09,025 ♪ They don't call me "dope" in my town ♪ 22 00:01:09,199 --> 00:01:12,202 ♪ They call me "filthy" I don't need a judge ♪ 23 00:01:12,376 --> 00:01:14,639 ♪ To tell me that I'm guilty ♪ 24 00:01:14,813 --> 00:01:18,556 ♪ Turn this fucker up and get loud if you feel me ♪ 25 00:01:18,730 --> 00:01:20,732 ♪ In my town they don't call me "dope" ♪ 26 00:01:20,906 --> 00:01:22,082 ♪ They call me "filthy" ♪ 27 00:01:24,867 --> 00:01:26,521 ♪ They call me "filthy" ♪ 28 00:01:30,177 --> 00:01:33,745 ♪ ...JV leather jacket dripping swag in the hood ♪ 29 00:01:33,919 --> 00:01:35,182 ♪ It's that thin blue line... ♪ 30 00:01:35,356 --> 00:01:36,835 I think he's fuckin' with us again. 31 00:01:39,011 --> 00:01:41,797 - Motherfucker! - ♪ ...dancing all night long ♪ 32 00:01:44,713 --> 00:01:46,410 - Nasty little girl. - ♪ ...it goes ♪ 33 00:01:46,584 --> 00:01:48,499 ♪ Ha, ha, ha... ♪ 34 00:01:48,673 --> 00:01:49,631 All units, 35 00:01:49,805 --> 00:01:50,893 pursuit in progress... 36 00:01:51,067 --> 00:01:53,809 Oh, fuck. Fuck. Goddammit. 37 00:01:53,983 --> 00:01:56,203 ♪ They don't call me "dope" in my town ♪ 38 00:01:56,377 --> 00:01:59,423 ♪ They call me "filthy" I don't need a judge ♪ 39 00:01:59,597 --> 00:02:01,643 ♪ To tell me that I'm guilty ♪ 40 00:02:01,817 --> 00:02:05,603 ♪ Turn this fucker up and get loud if you feel me ♪ 41 00:02:05,777 --> 00:02:07,910 ♪ In my town they don't call me "dope" ♪ 42 00:02:08,084 --> 00:02:09,520 ♪ They call me "filthy" ♪ 43 00:02:09,694 --> 00:02:12,828 Driver, off the bike! Hands above your head. 44 00:02:13,002 --> 00:02:15,178 Get on your knees, you fuckin' dickfur! 45 00:02:16,048 --> 00:02:17,311 ♪ They call me "filthy" ♪ 46 00:02:17,485 --> 00:02:19,748 ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha ♪ 47 00:02:19,922 --> 00:02:21,924 ♪ They call me "filthy" ♪ 48 00:02:22,098 --> 00:02:23,273 ♪ Ha, ha, ha... ♪ 49 00:02:23,882 --> 00:02:25,841 - ♪ ...call me "filthy" ♪ - Hey, I'm Danny. 50 00:02:26,015 --> 00:02:27,408 I'm the one that just got arrested. 51 00:02:28,104 --> 00:02:30,672 You know, it's been said I live in a bit of a fantasy land. 52 00:02:30,846 --> 00:02:33,240 You know, it is kinda something I've always wanted to do. 53 00:02:33,414 --> 00:02:35,024 To tell you why I really ran, 54 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:36,634 we're gonna have to go back a tad. 55 00:02:37,940 --> 00:02:39,420 ♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪ 56 00:02:41,813 --> 00:02:43,424 ♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪ 57 00:02:45,687 --> 00:02:47,210 ♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪ 58 00:03:02,051 --> 00:03:04,096 Hey, where are you going? 59 00:03:04,923 --> 00:03:07,709 Wow, you have an accent. 60 00:03:13,497 --> 00:03:15,412 I guess I'll let myself out? 61 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:19,634 There's bagels, if you're hungry. 62 00:03:21,766 --> 00:03:24,943 But there's no cream cheese. 63 00:03:32,908 --> 00:03:34,823 ♪ Hey! Come now! ♪ 64 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:36,537 - Danny! - How we doing, baby, huh? 65 00:04:36,711 --> 00:04:39,017 - I'm alive and healthy. - That's what I like to hear, sir. 66 00:04:39,191 --> 00:04:39,975 That's what I like to hear. 67 00:04:40,149 --> 00:04:41,411 I got something for you. 68 00:04:44,196 --> 00:04:45,067 Aha! 69 00:04:46,677 --> 00:04:48,244 A man after my own taste. 70 00:04:49,158 --> 00:04:50,072 Huh? 71 00:04:52,074 --> 00:04:54,294 - Stay cool, Danny. - You know I will, baby. 72 00:04:56,208 --> 00:04:57,471 Such a rock star. 73 00:05:19,797 --> 00:05:21,233 Hi! What can I get you? 74 00:05:21,408 --> 00:05:25,194 Uh, nine shots of espresso, on ice. Please. 75 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:27,979 Sorry. Um... 76 00:05:28,153 --> 00:05:31,026 ...can we give one person nine shots of espresso? 77 00:05:32,636 --> 00:05:34,812 I do it, like, all the time. 78 00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:41,863 Okay. 79 00:06:01,317 --> 00:06:02,492 Do you have a pen? 80 00:06:03,754 --> 00:06:04,886 Um... 81 00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:03,771 Yo. Here my 360, bitch. It's already rolling. 82 00:07:13,128 --> 00:07:14,216 Do it again! 83 00:07:14,999 --> 00:07:15,957 Did you get it? 84 00:07:19,047 --> 00:07:21,702 I like the thumbs-up, brother, it's very Travis Pastrana. 85 00:07:23,094 --> 00:07:24,139 And he's the man. 86 00:07:24,835 --> 00:07:27,316 And that's a pretty normal morning for me. 87 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:29,231 What do you say we meet the key players, yeah? 88 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:34,366 That's Carl. Without those glasses, that dude is fuckin' blind. 89 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:36,586 Honestly, I don't know if he even likes me, 90 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:39,415 but we're basically family by skydive law at this point. 91 00:07:40,024 --> 00:07:43,637 That's Mickey. Weird dude. Huge cock. 92 00:07:43,811 --> 00:07:45,987 All I know is he used to do lots and lots of drugs, 93 00:07:46,161 --> 00:07:48,729 but he's sober now. Also, all of our favorite movies 94 00:07:48,903 --> 00:07:50,470 happen to include Andy Dick. 95 00:07:50,992 --> 00:07:52,994 That's K-Dew. We actually grew up together, 96 00:07:53,168 --> 00:07:55,083 and she is badass. 97 00:07:55,257 --> 00:07:58,478 Like, do-not-fuck-with-her for-real badass. 98 00:07:59,217 --> 00:08:01,306 And y'all remember this Brazilian beauty, right? 99 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:02,960 That is Thiago. 100 00:08:03,134 --> 00:08:05,310 Best damn parachute packer on the map. 101 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:06,660 Dude loves to give me a hard time, 102 00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:07,791 but I know he loves me, 103 00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:09,489 and I sure do love him. 104 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:14,276 Bro, you're almost as bad at rollerblading as you are at skydiving. 105 00:08:14,450 --> 00:08:18,280 Well, I think you have to skydive to be a skydiver. 106 00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:21,283 Fuck you, Carl. 107 00:08:21,457 --> 00:08:24,286 Come on, come on, come on. My guy's a skydiver. 108 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:27,115 He's just waiting for another hair on his balls to sprout out. 109 00:08:27,289 --> 00:08:28,333 Isn't that right, D-money? 110 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:29,813 Somebody had to use 111 00:08:29,987 --> 00:08:32,642 his backup parachute. 112 00:08:32,816 --> 00:08:35,253 - That's karma. - Oh, that jump was with you, wasn't it? 113 00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:39,040 Oh, yeah. I remember it like it was yesterday. 114 00:08:39,214 --> 00:08:41,216 But you're gonna have a malfunction! 115 00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:43,392 What? Why would you say that, Danny? 116 00:08:43,566 --> 00:08:45,525 You always gotta be ready, baby! 117 00:08:45,699 --> 00:08:47,918 - Whoo! - ♪ I don't give a fuck ♪ 118 00:08:49,703 --> 00:08:51,531 ♪ I used to care, now I don't ♪ 119 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:59,582 ♪ If you put it on my table I'mma push it on the floor ♪ 120 00:09:00,322 --> 00:09:02,280 ♪ Push it on the floor ♪ 121 00:09:07,111 --> 00:09:11,028 You know, Thiago's the one that packed my parachute that day. 122 00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:13,074 - I'm still pretty sure he's trying to kill me. - Trust me, 123 00:09:13,248 --> 00:09:15,685 if I wanted you dead, you'd be dead. 124 00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:17,252 I'm Brazilian, bro. 125 00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:19,559 It was just a regular cutaway, D-love. 126 00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:21,299 Why are you being such a bitch about it? 127 00:09:21,473 --> 00:09:23,650 Thank you for the kind words, K-Dew. 128 00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:26,696 I really appreciate it. I'm just a little shook by it, 129 00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:29,830 - that's all. - Little shook? That was, like, a year ago. 130 00:09:30,004 --> 00:09:31,527 It was a year and 11 months ago. 131 00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:33,268 Thank you, Carl. 132 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,366 What's up, pussies? 133 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:50,328 - You wanna fight, Blake? - Oh. Whoa. 134 00:09:50,502 --> 00:09:51,982 We're just teasing, baby boy. 135 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:55,116 Wouldn't want anyone getting hurt. 136 00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:57,292 Yeah. Wouldn't want anyone 137 00:09:57,466 --> 00:10:00,469 physically or mentally unable to skydive. 138 00:10:00,948 --> 00:10:03,472 - Right, Danny? - You two little bitches want something? 139 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:05,256 Honestly, I just miss beating you guys. 140 00:10:06,127 --> 00:10:08,172 And since your team didn't join the free fall competition 141 00:10:08,346 --> 00:10:11,262 again this year due to your almighty leader... 142 00:10:11,436 --> 00:10:13,090 ...over here, 143 00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:15,963 I figured I'd extend an invitation to a friendly 144 00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:18,835 roller hockey tournament my home drop zone puts on every year. 145 00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:20,707 You know, the one I own. 146 00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:23,057 You mean the one your daddy owns? 147 00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:24,928 - Ooh-ooh. - Oh! 148 00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:26,800 Well, it's gonna be his. 149 00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:28,453 You know, we noticed 150 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,761 your graceful rollerblading earlier... 151 00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:35,112 ...and we thought maybe you play. 152 00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:37,114 You know, that's funny. I've heard of this, uh, 153 00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:39,856 little roller hockey tournament, and you're fuckin' on. 154 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,512 Bro, I don't have Rollerblades or money to get any of that shit. 155 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,732 Like, I'm really scared to do that kinda shit, Danny. 156 00:10:45,906 --> 00:10:48,299 These are usually early morning games, right? 157 00:10:48,473 --> 00:10:49,736 Correct. 158 00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:51,346 Yeah, Danny, I haven't seen you 159 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,217 waking up before noon since high school, so... 160 00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:57,221 - Well, luckily, I-- - Shut up, Carl. 161 00:10:57,395 --> 00:10:59,310 Well, it's been real. 162 00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:01,182 And it's been fun. 163 00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:04,968 But it hasn't been real fun! 164 00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:09,581 Oh, my God, we did it! 165 00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:10,670 We got it! 166 00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:12,933 Let's get the fuck outta here. 167 00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:14,325 Really? 168 00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:17,589 Damn. They fuckin' plan that or what? 169 00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,679 No. Fuck that guy, Danny. Guy's got his shirt off 170 00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:21,419 and it's, like, 70 degrees out. 171 00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:23,987 - Stupid ass motherfucker. - Come on, bro. Time to get ready 172 00:11:24,161 --> 00:11:25,554 for your sober party tonight, huh? 173 00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:27,599 Oh, fuck. 174 00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:28,775 What? 175 00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:31,560 I just sent a dick pic to the wrong person. 176 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:34,955 I was trying to send it to this girl I just met, Michelle... 177 00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:39,611 ...but I accidentally sent it to Michael... at the office. 178 00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:41,439 A girl you just met? 179 00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:44,921 Does Michael have your number saved? 180 00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:47,010 Oh, it doesn't matter. He's gonna know. 181 00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:48,969 Why don't you just change your number? 182 00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:51,362 No, you don't get it. It was a delfie. 183 00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:53,538 A delfie? 184 00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:55,236 Yeah. 185 00:11:58,326 --> 00:11:59,457 Yeah. 186 00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:02,373 Mm. Delfie. 187 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,072 Fuck, he'll probably just be impressed. 188 00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:06,595 Probably. 189 00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:13,254 Hey, Carl! 190 00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:14,908 Michael just sent me a photo 191 00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:17,127 I'll never be able to unsee. 192 00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:23,177 I hope you enjoy my sloppy seconds. 193 00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:25,788 Yeah, I will enjoy your sloppy seconds. 194 00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:29,009 God, he's so good at comebacks. Fuck! 195 00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:40,890 ♪ I'd like to bring everyone's attention ♪ 196 00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:43,937 ♪ To the motherfuckin' dance floor ♪ 197 00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:45,939 ♪ Can't believe I'm so drunk... ♪ 198 00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:48,202 Are you gonna be butt hurt all night, Danny? 199 00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:53,120 I can't believe none of you fuckers dressed up! 200 00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:55,905 You proclaimed this was a theme party last night 201 00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:57,515 while you were hammered. 202 00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:59,691 How are we supposed to take you seriously? 203 00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:03,739 K-Dew, you of all people should know, 204 00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:06,350 if I'm ever talking about costumes, 205 00:13:06,524 --> 00:13:09,658 dressing up, Halloween, I'm fuckin' serious. 206 00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:12,400 At least Thiago's wearing short shorts. 207 00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:15,446 - Here we go again. - What? 208 00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:18,536 When I met you, you said to me, 209 00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:19,799 "You've got some nice quads, bro. 210 00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,017 We should hang out sometime." 211 00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:22,192 You've got great quads, brother. 212 00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:23,890 It's okay if you're gay, bro. 213 00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:25,195 Just own it. 214 00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:27,415 Yeah, okay. I'm gay. 215 00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:31,680 If the penguins' "population" is rapidly "decreasing" 216 00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:34,422 due to "global warming." 217 00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:38,643 Danny, the penguins' population is rapidly decreasing 218 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,210 due to global warming. 219 00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,389 Uh, yeah, it is. 220 00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:47,130 Still good. 221 00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:49,480 Uh, Danny, you're coming to dinner 222 00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:51,526 with me and my husband this Friday, right? 223 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:54,790 But is it possible for you not to get wasted this time? 224 00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:56,836 Sorry, if I'm at a Mexican restaurant, K-Dew, 225 00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:57,967 I'mma have a few cervezas. 226 00:13:58,141 --> 00:13:59,751 We were at Chipotle, 227 00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:02,363 and you had, like, 20 Coronas. 228 00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:04,321 Whatever. You guys are fuckin' weird. 229 00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:06,019 And I can never tell if you guys just, like, 230 00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:07,759 both wanna bang me or what. 231 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,371 Just because we're in an open relationship 232 00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:11,851 doesn't mean we're trying to... 233 00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:15,245 ...fuck everybody we hang out with. 234 00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:20,250 Mixed signals on that one, but, uh, 235 00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:22,122 I'm picking up what you're putting down. 236 00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:27,867 - "Jesus Chryst"? - What? 237 00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:30,913 Yeah, it says "Jesus Chryst." 238 00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:33,437 It says "Jesus Christ." 239 00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:35,091 You spelled it wrong. 240 00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:37,441 - Are you fuckin' serious? - Yep. 241 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,401 - God! - Uh! 242 00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:42,490 You're already fucked up once, Danny. 243 00:14:42,664 --> 00:14:43,708 Don't fuck up twice. 244 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,188 You know, while we're on the topic 245 00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:47,060 of embarrassing things for you here, 246 00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:48,452 I went into your trailer the other day 247 00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:50,106 and you have a bunch of action figures 248 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,413 spread out in the positions of a baseball team 249 00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:55,372 with a piece of paper nearby that had their stats. 250 00:14:56,852 --> 00:14:59,855 G.I. Joe was having a particularly good game that day. 251 00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:01,901 Hey, bro... 252 00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:05,469 ...you're still playing with action figures? 253 00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:09,386 Come on, bro. No. I was going through my old things, actually. 254 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,475 One of them was from a movie that just came out. 255 00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:15,653 - A gift for my nephew, actually. - Mm. Mm-hmm. 256 00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:17,220 That you opened? 257 00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:19,266 Just making sure there's no little pieces 258 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,746 he could choke on, Thiago. 259 00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:24,401 It's cool, man. We all got some secrets. 260 00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:26,403 It's not-- 261 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,341 Hey, how do I say, 262 00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:54,605 "I think you have incredibly beautiful eyes"? 263 00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:16,758 - I didn't just say what I wanted to say, did I? - No, you didn't. 264 00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,673 And she barely speaks English, bro. 265 00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,283 - I like it. - You don't have a chance. 266 00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:21,589 We'll see about that, bubba. 267 00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:23,069 Yeah. Coming from the guy 268 00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:24,635 who wears red Crocs, does magic tricks, 269 00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:27,464 and listens to Christmas music year-round, yeah. 270 00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:30,467 Uh, am I supposed to be offended by any of that? 271 00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,863 I'm gonna go get another drink. 272 00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:38,780 Yeah. Bro, have you even tried a pair of red Crocs on? 273 00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:40,042 Any color? 274 00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:42,740 It's like walking on marshmallows. 275 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,004 Hey. 276 00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:47,571 Hey. 277 00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:50,139 I saw you talking to what's-his-name? 278 00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:54,404 Yeah, he's my boyfriend, so we gotta conversate every once in a while. 279 00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:57,494 Oh, "So we're gonna conversate every once in a while." 280 00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:00,715 - Seriously? - Is his dick bigger than mine? 281 00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:02,369 What? 282 00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:06,938 Is... his... dick... bigger than mine? 283 00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:11,682 Well, the same. 284 00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:22,998 Such a nice ass. What a shame. 285 00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,446 Hey, kid! 286 00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:39,667 Hey, Louie. How you doing, baby? 287 00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:43,149 From the looks of things, better than you. 288 00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:47,283 I don't have any money right now, unfortunately. 289 00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,373 Oh, that's okay, kiddo. 290 00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,245 There's plenty of currency in this world. 291 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,466 You know, for someone who doesn't know 292 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:59,904 where they're going, there's no favorable wind. 293 00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:02,124 That was deep, man. 294 00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:06,607 Yeah. You gotta dig deep inside yourself, son. 295 00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:12,091 There's more to life than booze and one-night stands, you know? 296 00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:15,137 You still got the mac and cheese? 297 00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:16,747 You know I do, bae. 298 00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:18,662 Let's do it, then! 299 00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:28,803 Yo, yo. 300 00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:32,067 Hi, Danny. This is Mom. 301 00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:34,591 - Your dad has gotten much worse. - Yeah. 302 00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:36,463 He's back in the hospital. 303 00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,769 I know this is not what any of us 304 00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:40,989 wanted to happen to us right now. 305 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:42,599 - I know you're busy. - Really? 306 00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:46,734 Yeah. No, of course. 307 00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:49,171 - I love you. - I love you too. 308 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,311 My dad, uh, is dying. 309 00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:01,488 Just got off the phone with my mom. 310 00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:07,320 I'm sorry, son. That's tough news. 311 00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:09,887 Yeah. I mean, I knew he had cancer. 312 00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:12,673 You know, I just... didn't know it was this bad. 313 00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:16,894 Shit, man, I gotta go. Uh, yeah, make yourself at home. 314 00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:21,029 Okay, bud. You-- you do what you gotta do. 315 00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,469 You doing good over there, Thiago? 316 00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,036 - Mm-hmm. - You doing good? 317 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,212 - Doing good. - Huh? Pack that bag, huh? 318 00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:32,475 You gotta put your back into it, Thiago. 319 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:38,394 Well, look who decided to show up. 320 00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:40,353 What's up, D-love? 321 00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:44,574 - My dad's dying. - Oh, my God. 322 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:46,663 I thought he was getting better. 323 00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,752 Yeah. You and me both. 324 00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:51,799 - You know how much time you have? - Apparently not much. 325 00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:53,496 Yeah, they just said to get there quick, so-- 326 00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,542 It's a seven-hour drive. 327 00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:59,459 - I'mma take my bike. - Sure that's a good idea? 328 00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:01,678 And what are you gonna do if a cop gets behind you? 329 00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:05,595 - Pull over? - Pull over! 330 00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:07,902 - What? - We know you, D-love. 331 00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:09,773 Look, I love your dad. 332 00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:12,776 Everybody that knows your dad loves your dad. 333 00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:16,737 But please don't do anything stupid. 334 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,615 It's all good, K-Dew. 335 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,360 And we're all caught up to when I said, 336 00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:34,145 "Fuck everything my loving friends said to me." 337 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:37,975 You know, it wasn't even just that my pops was on his deathbed. 338 00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:41,240 I honestly forgot about CHP helicopters. 339 00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:43,372 Like a fuckin' dumbass. 340 00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:47,376 Danny Jones. 341 00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:51,554 If that isn't the stupidest fuckin' name I've ever heard? 342 00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:53,208 Why is it a stupid name? 343 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,734 Honestly, it's-- there's nothing wrong with it. 344 00:20:57,908 --> 00:21:00,694 You're probably a nice enough guy. 345 00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:02,913 I just get bored, and I hate my life. 346 00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:08,528 Okay. Here is your clothes. 347 00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:10,051 Here is your helmet. 348 00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:14,316 I appreciate your honesty, sir. 349 00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:21,018 Oh, fuck. 350 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:27,111 I hate this fuckin' job, dude, I hate this fuckin' job. 351 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,766 This job is making me fuckin' crazy! 352 00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:31,725 ♪ I've been on the road ♪ 353 00:21:31,899 --> 00:21:34,075 ♪ I've been doing shows now we eating steak, remember ♪ 354 00:21:34,249 --> 00:21:36,599 ♪ Sleepin' on the flo' stealing at the gas station ♪ 355 00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:38,471 ♪ Winter time was cold in the kitchen hot ♪ 356 00:21:38,645 --> 00:21:40,386 ♪ Still tryin' to flip it off the stove ♪ 357 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,344 ♪ Rockin' fake J's prayin' that nobody know ♪ 358 00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:44,172 ♪ Watched them take my dawg away was way too hard ♪ 359 00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:46,261 ♪ To stay composed fight to see the light of day ♪ 360 00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:48,176 ♪ All this blood on my clothes I was tired everyday ♪ 361 00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:49,525 ♪ Green light it's time to go... ♪ 362 00:21:49,699 --> 00:21:53,137 So, uh... did they rape you? 363 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,443 It was like three days, brother. 364 00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:57,228 It only takes a second, D-love. 365 00:21:57,403 --> 00:21:59,666 Especially with that cute little booty of yours. 366 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:03,060 - I'm good. - I'm glad you're out. 367 00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:05,062 You shouldn't have bailed me out. 368 00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:08,370 I got no money. 369 00:22:08,544 --> 00:22:10,329 Dude, don't even worry about it, man. 370 00:22:10,503 --> 00:22:12,722 Dude, plus, I got that Iraq tour money, playa! 371 00:22:13,288 --> 00:22:15,682 I am worried about it. I'mma get you back. 372 00:22:15,856 --> 00:22:17,771 Let's just get you 373 00:22:17,945 --> 00:22:19,338 to your pop's funeral, all right? 374 00:22:20,251 --> 00:22:22,123 If we leave right now, we might actually make it. 375 00:22:40,707 --> 00:22:42,578 ♪ A long time ago ♪ 376 00:22:42,752 --> 00:22:46,103 ♪ These words hit home ♪ 377 00:22:47,278 --> 00:22:49,455 ♪ A long time ago ♪ 378 00:22:49,629 --> 00:22:52,371 ♪ I didn't belong ♪ 379 00:22:53,937 --> 00:22:59,726 ♪ Well, I flew far from home ♪ 380 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,120 ♪ A long time ago ♪ 381 00:23:03,294 --> 00:23:06,254 ♪ Prodigal son... ♪ 382 00:23:16,873 --> 00:23:18,962 Well, at least you made it to the funeral. 383 00:23:19,876 --> 00:23:21,704 You fuckin' loser. 384 00:23:23,227 --> 00:23:25,621 I'm just kidding. You know I love you. 385 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:29,495 But you are a kind of a loser, but you're also a Jones. 386 00:23:30,626 --> 00:23:31,888 Thanks, Katie. 387 00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:35,152 She's just upset 'cause your father's last words 388 00:23:35,326 --> 00:23:38,417 to her were, "Katie, don't be a fuckin' loser." 389 00:23:39,896 --> 00:23:41,985 - Are you serious? - I swear to God. 390 00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:46,555 Whatever. Probably thought I was you. 391 00:23:48,688 --> 00:23:50,167 Hey, we're still spreading his ashes 392 00:23:50,341 --> 00:23:51,647 tomorrow at Carnegie, yeah? 393 00:23:51,821 --> 00:23:54,302 Yeah. I still love to ride a dirt bike. 394 00:23:54,824 --> 00:23:56,130 You still gotta go to court, 395 00:23:56,304 --> 00:23:57,697 but I'm still gonna cut my dirt bike. 396 00:23:57,871 --> 00:24:00,003 On behalf of the Jones' family, 397 00:24:00,177 --> 00:24:01,962 I'd like to thank you all for coming out today 398 00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:04,355 to celebrate the life of a great man. 399 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:08,708 Now, if you would please join me in a moment of silence. 400 00:24:36,605 --> 00:24:39,173 He was the most badass dude I've ever known. 401 00:24:40,609 --> 00:24:42,829 And though he's not here with us anymore physically... 402 00:24:44,657 --> 00:24:46,528 ...I feel him here just as much as before. 403 00:24:48,878 --> 00:24:51,620 He wasn't just Papa Jones. He was a-- 404 00:24:51,794 --> 00:24:54,580 he was my best friend, a fuckin' leader. 405 00:24:55,842 --> 00:24:57,060 Family guy. 406 00:24:58,279 --> 00:24:59,976 Somebody you wanted on your team, you know. 407 00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:03,850 We love you, Daddy-o. 408 00:25:37,057 --> 00:25:38,058 Thank you, sister. 409 00:25:43,890 --> 00:25:45,892 Careful with those tonight, D-bear. 410 00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:47,546 I know. 411 00:25:48,459 --> 00:25:51,245 You know, your father was sober for the last ten years, 412 00:25:51,419 --> 00:25:54,161 and there's nothing more he wished for you. 413 00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:55,989 I know. 414 00:25:56,903 --> 00:25:57,730 Mm. 415 00:25:58,513 --> 00:25:59,862 Some people can swim... 416 00:26:01,385 --> 00:26:02,430 ...some can't. 417 00:26:03,692 --> 00:26:05,955 I know. I can swim. 418 00:26:06,129 --> 00:26:07,391 No, you can't. 419 00:26:08,131 --> 00:26:10,090 You need to learn to stay out of the water. 420 00:26:10,264 --> 00:26:11,744 Probably not gonna happen tonight. 421 00:26:12,527 --> 00:26:13,484 I know. 422 00:26:15,269 --> 00:26:16,879 Just be careful, okay? 423 00:26:17,053 --> 00:26:18,054 Yeah. 424 00:26:19,012 --> 00:26:20,883 - I love you. - I love you too, Mom. 425 00:27:03,447 --> 00:27:04,971 And there I am again. 426 00:27:06,537 --> 00:27:08,931 Not able to listen to a single word of advice 427 00:27:09,105 --> 00:27:10,280 from those that love me. 428 00:27:31,998 --> 00:27:33,042 Danny Jones. 429 00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:36,655 How are you feeling? 430 00:27:37,438 --> 00:27:38,700 Not too good. 431 00:27:39,222 --> 00:27:40,267 I, um... 432 00:27:41,572 --> 00:27:44,140 ...not really sure what happened. 433 00:27:44,314 --> 00:27:48,536 From what I've been told, you blacked out and crashed your friend's truck last night. 434 00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:51,147 Now, you don't seem to have any major injuries, 435 00:27:51,321 --> 00:27:54,281 but... considering the circumstance, 436 00:27:54,455 --> 00:27:55,978 you're lucky to be alive. 437 00:27:56,718 --> 00:27:59,242 And you're also lucky you didn't hurt anyone else. 438 00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:01,984 And there's a real good-looking police officer down the hall 439 00:28:02,158 --> 00:28:04,552 filling out your DUI paperwork as we speak. 440 00:28:06,815 --> 00:28:09,165 Now, I don't mean to speak out of line here, son... 441 00:28:09,339 --> 00:28:12,995 ...but is it possible that a change could do you good? 442 00:28:13,169 --> 00:28:14,736 Oh! 443 00:28:16,390 --> 00:28:17,260 I've tried. 444 00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:19,088 I don't know how to quit. 445 00:28:19,262 --> 00:28:22,352 I can't, I just don't even know... 446 00:28:24,267 --> 00:28:25,965 ...where to start. 447 00:28:26,139 --> 00:28:27,183 Yeah. 448 00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:30,143 You know, we often don't know 449 00:28:30,317 --> 00:28:32,667 how to do those hard things that we need to do. 450 00:28:33,494 --> 00:28:36,453 But the most important thing is that you take the first step. 451 00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:39,282 You'll learn the rest as you go. 452 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:42,721 Thank you. 453 00:28:45,245 --> 00:28:46,376 Get some rest, dear. 454 00:28:58,127 --> 00:29:00,042 - Hey, bud. - Dude, I'm done 455 00:29:00,216 --> 00:29:02,741 with all the drinking, the drugs. 456 00:29:02,915 --> 00:29:05,831 - I can't do it anymore. - That's great, brother. 457 00:29:08,224 --> 00:29:10,966 The one thing my dad wanted for me was to get sober, you know? 458 00:29:11,837 --> 00:29:13,752 Oh, I'm sick of this, dude. I've-- 459 00:29:14,491 --> 00:29:15,884 Yeah. 460 00:29:16,058 --> 00:29:17,407 I'm sick of losing, bro. 461 00:29:18,582 --> 00:29:21,672 He also wanted you to spread the rest of his ashes in the sky. 462 00:29:23,152 --> 00:29:25,241 Yeah. You, uh, 463 00:29:25,415 --> 00:29:26,808 you still have your hockey gear, yeah? 464 00:29:26,982 --> 00:29:28,027 You know this. 465 00:29:28,679 --> 00:29:30,464 Are you busy? 466 00:29:31,334 --> 00:29:32,596 Not that I can think of. 467 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:35,208 So there's some bastards, right? 468 00:29:36,426 --> 00:29:39,865 Like, at my drop zone. Need to get their fuckin' asses kicked. 469 00:29:40,039 --> 00:29:41,780 - Okay. - Uh-- 470 00:29:42,998 --> 00:29:43,956 You wanna get outta here? 471 00:29:46,828 --> 00:29:49,439 Yeah, don't you have to go back to jail or something? 472 00:29:49,613 --> 00:29:52,616 I'm pretty sure I saw a police officer in the hallway. 473 00:29:53,226 --> 00:29:55,881 - Down the left? - Yeah. 474 00:29:56,055 --> 00:29:57,665 Think we can get out if we go right? 475 00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:02,496 We could find out. Let's go, baby. 476 00:30:02,670 --> 00:30:04,585 Shit. You gotta help me out, I don't know what to do here. 477 00:30:04,759 --> 00:30:06,413 - Oh. - Yeah, take it out. 478 00:30:06,979 --> 00:30:08,719 Fuck, dude! 479 00:30:08,894 --> 00:30:10,112 You just gonna rip it out? 480 00:30:10,896 --> 00:30:12,375 What do you want me to do? I'm not a fuckin' nurse. 481 00:30:12,549 --> 00:30:13,594 Goddamn! 482 00:30:15,683 --> 00:30:16,815 Oh, my God. 483 00:30:18,729 --> 00:30:19,687 Come on! Come on, come on! 484 00:30:25,649 --> 00:30:27,086 The white boy got booty, though. 485 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,309 Yo, what's up, baby? Where's the crew? 486 00:31:16,483 --> 00:31:18,920 They just went up, baby. I missed the load. 487 00:31:19,094 --> 00:31:20,922 I had some Mexican leftovers for breakfast. 488 00:31:21,096 --> 00:31:22,184 Ooh. 489 00:31:22,358 --> 00:31:23,185 - We're cool. - Okay. 490 00:31:23,359 --> 00:31:24,534 Yeah. 491 00:31:27,624 --> 00:31:29,626 ♪ The way you look the way you touch ♪ 492 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,715 ♪ The way you feel, yeah ♪ 493 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:34,022 ♪ The way you look the way you touch ♪ 494 00:31:34,196 --> 00:31:36,155 ♪ The way you feel, yeah ♪ 495 00:31:36,329 --> 00:31:38,374 ♪ The way you look the way you touch ♪ 496 00:31:38,548 --> 00:31:40,463 ♪ The way you feel, yeah ♪ 497 00:31:40,637 --> 00:31:42,248 ♪ The way you feel, yeah ♪ 498 00:31:44,511 --> 00:31:47,427 ♪ Coming to the end of our time ♪ 499 00:31:48,297 --> 00:31:50,691 ♪ But I don't wanna say goodbye ♪ 500 00:31:52,606 --> 00:31:56,044 ♪ I've got feelings for you ♪ 501 00:31:57,002 --> 00:32:01,180 ♪ But I don't wanna say goodbye to you ♪ 502 00:32:01,354 --> 00:32:04,748 ♪ I've got feelings for you ♪ 503 00:32:05,358 --> 00:32:07,403 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 504 00:32:07,577 --> 00:32:09,231 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 505 00:32:10,102 --> 00:32:13,409 ♪ I've got feelings for you ♪ 506 00:32:14,106 --> 00:32:16,195 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 507 00:32:16,369 --> 00:32:18,545 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪ - Did you really? 508 00:32:19,546 --> 00:32:21,809 - How was it? - Sick! 509 00:32:21,983 --> 00:32:24,333 - You should try it sometime. - Funny you should say that. 510 00:32:24,507 --> 00:32:27,510 Hey, your boy's getting sober, we're starting a roller hockey team 511 00:32:27,684 --> 00:32:29,121 so you can beat those bitches, 512 00:32:29,295 --> 00:32:31,558 and he's gonna start training to jump again. 513 00:32:31,732 --> 00:32:33,386 - Yes! - What? 514 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:34,822 - Really? - Are we not? 515 00:32:34,996 --> 00:32:36,345 Are you gonna take that from me? 516 00:32:36,519 --> 00:32:38,304 Wait, wait. Is it true? 517 00:32:38,913 --> 00:32:40,262 Sober? Yes. 518 00:32:40,436 --> 00:32:42,134 Training to jump? Yes. 519 00:32:42,308 --> 00:32:44,049 But I only got a team if you guys are willing to join me. 520 00:32:44,223 --> 00:32:45,702 We're always on your team, my bro! 521 00:32:45,876 --> 00:32:47,704 I've been on your team 522 00:32:47,878 --> 00:32:49,445 since sixth grade, bitch! 523 00:32:49,619 --> 00:32:51,447 - 'Sup, Dustin? - 'Sup, K-Dew? 524 00:32:51,621 --> 00:32:53,623 Calling it Operation SkyFly. 525 00:32:53,797 --> 00:32:54,668 Why? 526 00:32:56,409 --> 00:32:57,758 - Why? - It fuckin' sounded-- 527 00:32:57,932 --> 00:32:59,412 'Cause it fuckin' sounded cool! 528 00:32:59,586 --> 00:33:00,326 Yeah, but I'm still as broke as I was 529 00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:01,675 a few days ago, so-- 530 00:33:01,849 --> 00:33:02,850 - Dustin's bankrolli-- - I got it. 531 00:33:03,024 --> 00:33:04,373 All right. 532 00:33:04,547 --> 00:33:06,897 Well, if you recall, the last time we tried 533 00:33:07,072 --> 00:33:09,117 to have a conversation about roller hockey, 534 00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:10,814 you told me to shut my mouth. 535 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:14,035 If we're quoting, I believe I said, "Shut up, Carl." 536 00:33:14,209 --> 00:33:16,516 Well, what I was trying to say was that I happened 537 00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:19,562 to have played semipro ice hockey. 538 00:33:19,736 --> 00:33:21,303 - That's badass! - Yeah! 539 00:33:21,477 --> 00:33:22,609 - Yeah. - Goalie. 540 00:33:22,783 --> 00:33:24,350 All right, so you're in! 541 00:33:24,524 --> 00:33:25,960 Oh, I was never out, son. 542 00:33:26,134 --> 00:33:27,483 Fuck, yeah, baby! 543 00:33:27,657 --> 00:33:29,137 Whoa! Whoa! 544 00:33:30,704 --> 00:33:32,314 No one's gonna confirm if I'm in? 545 00:33:34,273 --> 00:33:37,798 Yeesh. Oh, Mickey, uh, you can't really skate, bro. 546 00:33:37,972 --> 00:33:40,192 Or do any athletic activity very well. 547 00:33:40,366 --> 00:33:42,803 Yeah, with exception of skydiving, maybe. 548 00:33:42,977 --> 00:33:44,718 - Not even. - I'll answer that with... 549 00:33:46,154 --> 00:33:49,984 - ...I'm in. - Just six people? Six is... 550 00:33:50,854 --> 00:33:52,030 - Six, it is! - All right. 551 00:33:52,204 --> 00:33:53,640 - To the six! - Whoo! 552 00:33:53,814 --> 00:33:56,295 Time to put Cali on the motherfuckin' map, baby! 553 00:33:56,469 --> 00:33:58,949 - It's already on the map. - Just let him have this moment. 554 00:33:59,124 --> 00:34:00,951 - Let me have my moment! - All right. 555 00:34:01,126 --> 00:34:02,910 SkyFly! 556 00:34:12,224 --> 00:34:14,182 Fuck! 557 00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:20,754 I didn't realize my curve was a little off. 558 00:34:25,672 --> 00:34:26,629 I see potential. 559 00:34:30,851 --> 00:34:31,765 Okay, guys. 560 00:34:32,809 --> 00:34:34,246 Been giving it a lot of thought. 561 00:34:34,724 --> 00:34:37,162 What we're trying to do here, what we're trying to accomplish. 562 00:34:37,336 --> 00:34:38,902 And the other day, it occurred to me. 563 00:34:40,034 --> 00:34:43,994 Six division titles, a President's Trophy, a Stanley Cup final. 564 00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:47,433 Who better to emulate than the San Jose Sharks, huh? 565 00:34:48,521 --> 00:34:50,262 I say we call ourselves the Sharks. 566 00:34:51,045 --> 00:34:52,612 Maybe you got some advice on how to play, brother? 567 00:34:52,786 --> 00:34:54,614 We-- the team name's already been decided, dude. 568 00:34:54,788 --> 00:34:56,268 Yes, Mickey. 569 00:34:56,442 --> 00:34:58,531 I was thinking that we call ourselves 570 00:34:59,227 --> 00:35:00,402 "Off Consistently." 571 00:35:02,578 --> 00:35:04,189 Okay, why "Off Consistently"? 572 00:35:04,972 --> 00:35:06,887 Because nobody beats off consistently. 573 00:35:07,496 --> 00:35:10,108 - I've beaten off consistently. - Yeah, of course, same. 574 00:35:10,978 --> 00:35:12,849 Okay, so we've all beaten off consistently. 575 00:35:13,023 --> 00:35:14,982 So, so, so, I already ordered the fuckin' jerseys. 576 00:35:17,158 --> 00:35:18,464 Too bad you spelt it wrong. 577 00:35:19,856 --> 00:35:21,423 I spelt it right. Google it, bitch. 578 00:35:21,597 --> 00:35:24,078 - He spelled it right, dumbass. - Thank you. 579 00:35:24,252 --> 00:35:25,514 I don't have my phone. Give me your phone. 580 00:35:29,953 --> 00:35:32,391 Oh, my God, dude. What have you been looking at? 581 00:35:32,565 --> 00:35:34,044 - Wait, are you going through my history? D-- Danny-- - No, 582 00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:35,742 it's, like, the last thing you looked at. 583 00:35:36,525 --> 00:35:38,701 Well, my nephew, you know, he gets a hold of-- 584 00:35:38,875 --> 00:35:40,050 Your nephew? 585 00:35:40,225 --> 00:35:41,574 You know, my niece and my nephew, 586 00:35:41,748 --> 00:35:43,228 - those little rugrats-- - Remind me how old 587 00:35:43,402 --> 00:35:44,794 your niece and my nephew are. 588 00:35:44,968 --> 00:35:45,882 - The ones that look at, uh... - A-- Danny! 589 00:35:46,056 --> 00:35:47,232 Give me the fuckin-- Danny! 590 00:35:47,406 --> 00:35:48,668 Danny, give me the fuckin' phone! 591 00:35:48,842 --> 00:35:50,539 ...female wrestling domination porn. 592 00:35:50,713 --> 00:35:52,193 Fuck! Stop playing with me, Danny! 593 00:35:52,367 --> 00:35:53,760 You always fuckin' do th-- 594 00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:55,849 give me the fuckin' phone, man! It's porn! 595 00:35:56,023 --> 00:35:58,068 You watch porn, I watch porn, we watch porn, she watch porn! 596 00:35:58,243 --> 00:35:59,200 Phone! 597 00:35:59,374 --> 00:36:00,462 Uh, yeah, you spelt it right. 598 00:36:01,420 --> 00:36:04,205 - Thank you. - Anyways, guys, team name has been decided. 599 00:36:04,379 --> 00:36:06,381 - Sky-fucking-Fly, okay? - SkyFly. 600 00:36:06,555 --> 00:36:08,992 But out of respect for, like a, meh, idea, 601 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:10,516 uh, that'll be our team chant. 602 00:36:10,690 --> 00:36:12,518 - "Off Consistently"? - Mm-hmm. 603 00:36:12,692 --> 00:36:13,649 - Should we bring it in? - Yeah. 604 00:36:13,823 --> 00:36:14,824 Let's bring it in. 605 00:36:15,695 --> 00:36:17,653 Here we go. Nobody beats... 606 00:36:17,827 --> 00:36:19,438 ...off consistently! 607 00:36:19,612 --> 00:36:20,613 We'll work on it. 608 00:36:49,642 --> 00:36:51,557 ...2000 feet. 609 00:36:52,949 --> 00:36:53,907 Chop or land? 610 00:36:54,690 --> 00:36:56,126 - Land? - Chop. 611 00:36:58,041 --> 00:37:00,435 Two thousand feet. 612 00:37:01,175 --> 00:37:02,437 Chop or land? 613 00:37:03,438 --> 00:37:04,570 - Choppy? - Dead. 614 00:37:09,531 --> 00:37:10,402 Mm-hmm. 615 00:37:36,036 --> 00:37:37,037 How... 616 00:37:38,821 --> 00:37:40,083 ...years? 617 00:37:47,787 --> 00:37:48,657 Rafa... 618 00:37:51,443 --> 00:37:53,706 ...if you come to our game. 619 00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:04,891 Oh, ladies and gentlemen, 620 00:38:05,065 --> 00:38:07,110 what you've all been waiting for. 621 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:08,634 Game one of our tournament 622 00:38:08,808 --> 00:38:10,940 brought to you by the one and only 623 00:38:11,114 --> 00:38:13,943 Blue Clouds drop zone! 624 00:38:14,117 --> 00:38:15,554 Now let's get the-- 625 00:38:16,337 --> 00:38:17,556 - What? - Can you play that? 626 00:38:18,383 --> 00:38:20,080 We're gonna make a little intro. 627 00:38:20,254 --> 00:38:22,387 - Uh, we don't-- - Just play it. 628 00:38:25,694 --> 00:38:27,653 ♪ ...just you and me... ♪ 629 00:38:27,827 --> 00:38:29,959 Well, folks, we don't normally do this, 630 00:38:30,133 --> 00:38:34,007 but without further ado, bring your eyes to the rink, 631 00:38:34,181 --> 00:38:37,010 as I present SkyFly! 632 00:38:37,184 --> 00:38:40,796 ♪ It's almost ready we've been craving this all week ♪ 633 00:38:40,970 --> 00:38:43,408 ♪ Baby, you want it, I got it ♪ 634 00:38:43,582 --> 00:38:45,410 ♪ I'm hooked on you like phonics ♪ 635 00:38:45,584 --> 00:38:47,977 ♪ Gotta be honest you're on it ♪ 636 00:38:48,151 --> 00:38:50,806 ♪ And this ain't no time to be modest ♪ 637 00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:53,505 ♪ Hook that, push that shake that, girl, take... ♪ 638 00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:54,941 Boo! 639 00:38:55,550 --> 00:38:58,161 - ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ Lead on, eat that recipe ♪ 640 00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:02,514 - Oh, God. - ♪ Whip that cream, baby ♪ 641 00:39:02,688 --> 00:39:06,996 ♪ Put in sweet honey, baby ♪ 642 00:39:07,170 --> 00:39:10,130 ♪ Shade up, we can cook up ♪ 643 00:39:10,304 --> 00:39:14,308 ♪ We can stir up when we hook up just you and me ♪ 644 00:39:15,483 --> 00:39:18,356 ♪ Whip that cream whip... ♪ 645 00:39:18,530 --> 00:39:20,488 Did they tie something to their dicks? 646 00:39:27,234 --> 00:39:29,541 ♪ Whip that cream ♪ 647 00:39:32,761 --> 00:39:34,284 ♪ Ooh! ♪ 648 00:39:34,459 --> 00:39:36,504 ♪ Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo-doo ♪ 649 00:39:36,678 --> 00:39:38,898 ♪ Whip that cream ♪ 650 00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:43,511 - ♪ And that sweet on me ♪ - ♪ Sweet on me ♪ 651 00:39:43,685 --> 00:39:46,558 Yeah, don't quit your day job! 652 00:39:46,732 --> 00:39:49,038 ♪ We can cook up we can stir up when we-- ♪ 653 00:39:50,126 --> 00:39:51,171 What the shit? 654 00:39:52,215 --> 00:39:53,695 Sorry about that, folks. 655 00:39:53,869 --> 00:39:55,175 That was the saddest thing I've seen 656 00:39:55,349 --> 00:39:56,698 since my last court appointment 657 00:39:56,872 --> 00:39:59,179 when I saw my son for the last time. 658 00:39:59,353 --> 00:40:01,181 Let's get on with it, shall we? 659 00:40:01,747 --> 00:40:03,575 All right, listen up, I want a good, clean game 660 00:40:03,749 --> 00:40:05,098 between the two of you. Got it? 661 00:40:05,881 --> 00:40:08,754 Let's go! 662 00:40:08,928 --> 00:40:12,235 You will be unable to sleep every night 663 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:15,413 having visions of me! 664 00:40:15,587 --> 00:40:18,503 Your mothers will weep on your graves 665 00:40:18,677 --> 00:40:20,287 and your fathers will-- 666 00:40:20,461 --> 00:40:22,898 they'll be very upset 667 00:40:23,072 --> 00:40:26,685 because I, I will have destroyed you! 668 00:40:26,859 --> 00:40:28,774 I am the destroyer! 669 00:40:36,651 --> 00:40:37,609 What? 670 00:40:38,131 --> 00:40:39,437 Hey, what is this? 671 00:40:39,611 --> 00:40:41,613 You bring a girl to a hockey game? 672 00:40:41,787 --> 00:40:43,571 Roller hockey, bitch! 673 00:40:44,267 --> 00:40:45,747 Uh, be careful what you say to her. 674 00:40:46,226 --> 00:40:47,793 Just being completely honest. 675 00:40:47,967 --> 00:40:49,621 Yeah, yeah. Okay. 676 00:40:51,579 --> 00:40:54,800 And game one is underway. 677 00:40:54,974 --> 00:40:56,845 Puck is dropped, Blake Kearney wins the draw-- 678 00:40:57,019 --> 00:40:59,065 Oh, my goodness. 679 00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:02,938 Steve Bell is absolutely crushed by K-Dew of SkyFly. 680 00:41:03,678 --> 00:41:05,114 How's that for a girl, huh? 681 00:41:07,639 --> 00:41:09,292 Get up! 682 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,251 Are girls even allowed to play? 683 00:41:11,425 --> 00:41:13,558 You are embarrassing yourself! 684 00:41:13,732 --> 00:41:15,647 An early hit that will almost definitely be 685 00:41:15,821 --> 00:41:18,040 a penalty and a power play. 686 00:41:20,782 --> 00:41:22,871 - So worth it. Back off! - Get in there. 687 00:41:28,094 --> 00:41:29,138 Bitch! 688 00:41:30,183 --> 00:41:32,272 Roughing. Hit was before the puck arrived. 689 00:41:32,446 --> 00:41:34,535 Two minutes. Blue Clouds. Power play. 690 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:39,497 Little girl. 691 00:41:45,241 --> 00:41:47,243 Goal, Blue Clouds! 692 00:41:47,417 --> 00:41:49,550 Goal, Blue Clouds! 693 00:41:49,724 --> 00:41:52,161 Blue Clouds scores again! 694 00:41:52,727 --> 00:41:56,165 Oh! 695 00:41:56,339 --> 00:41:59,517 Welcome to my world! I'm better than you! 696 00:41:59,691 --> 00:42:04,043 I'm better than you! 697 00:42:08,830 --> 00:42:12,878 Danny... is he better than me? 698 00:42:15,010 --> 00:42:17,230 Woo-hoo! 699 00:42:17,404 --> 00:42:19,362 Not looking too good for you, is it? 700 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:22,365 - Loser pants. - "Loser pants," bro? 701 00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:23,976 You call my bro "loser pants"? 702 00:42:24,150 --> 00:42:26,500 He say "loser pants"? He meant "loser bitch." 703 00:42:26,674 --> 00:42:28,241 Oh! 704 00:42:29,111 --> 00:42:30,025 Steve! 705 00:42:30,199 --> 00:42:31,679 My goodness. 706 00:42:31,853 --> 00:42:34,726 Steve is absolutely knocked out cold. 707 00:42:35,465 --> 00:42:38,077 - Not again. - This could be a bench-clearing event, folks. 708 00:42:38,251 --> 00:42:39,165 You're next. 709 00:42:39,339 --> 00:42:40,340 Clearly there's history 710 00:42:40,514 --> 00:42:41,689 between these two teams. 711 00:42:41,863 --> 00:42:44,257 You're dead! You're fuckin' dead. 712 00:42:44,431 --> 00:42:46,433 You thought you were alive, but you're not. 713 00:42:46,607 --> 00:42:47,782 You're really dead. 714 00:42:49,349 --> 00:42:51,177 I got it, I know where to go. 715 00:42:52,178 --> 00:42:53,962 Roughing. Two minutes. 716 00:42:54,136 --> 00:42:57,575 Jesus, people, a clean game. I said a clean game. 717 00:42:58,663 --> 00:43:00,621 Yeah, more like a clean... 718 00:43:02,231 --> 00:43:04,582 ...ass annihilation. 719 00:43:04,756 --> 00:43:07,280 What? You want your ass to be annihilated? 720 00:43:08,890 --> 00:43:11,763 No! No, no, I didn't say that! 721 00:43:12,415 --> 00:43:15,201 Let's go, SkyFly! Come on! 722 00:43:15,375 --> 00:43:18,030 Blue Clouds with an early five-to-nothing lead. 723 00:43:18,204 --> 00:43:21,294 This is tougher to watch than the tears streaming down my son's face 724 00:43:21,468 --> 00:43:23,209 when I told him I'd never see him again. 725 00:43:39,138 --> 00:43:40,792 Danny Jones finally connects 726 00:43:40,966 --> 00:43:43,098 with his ace Dustin Murphy for a goal. 727 00:43:44,926 --> 00:43:46,885 It's nine to one. 728 00:43:47,059 --> 00:43:49,714 Making this a nine to one nut buster. 729 00:43:49,888 --> 00:43:51,977 No lube, no consent, 730 00:43:52,151 --> 00:43:54,893 and it absolutely was their first time. 731 00:44:00,986 --> 00:44:02,204 - You tape that? - Yes. 732 00:44:02,378 --> 00:44:03,858 Thank you for filming, Louie. 733 00:44:04,032 --> 00:44:05,817 You've got a lot to review, young man. 734 00:44:10,909 --> 00:44:13,520 Played hard, guys, you know? At least we got that first one 735 00:44:13,694 --> 00:44:17,306 - out of the way, huh? - Yeah. Hey, now we got some video footage to review. 736 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,395 We can learn, we can grow from this. 737 00:44:19,569 --> 00:44:22,616 Hey, Carl, buddy, I thought you played semipro. 738 00:44:23,095 --> 00:44:25,488 I did. 739 00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:27,969 It was before I needed glasses. 740 00:44:28,143 --> 00:44:29,928 Were you wearing your contacts? 741 00:44:31,233 --> 00:44:32,713 I forgot 'em. 742 00:44:32,887 --> 00:44:35,803 - Damn it, Carl! - Hey, that's all right. 743 00:44:35,977 --> 00:44:37,979 We're just gonna go back to the drawing board. 744 00:44:38,153 --> 00:44:39,720 Carl's gonna wear his contacts. 745 00:44:40,503 --> 00:44:41,461 We're okay. 746 00:44:54,082 --> 00:44:55,736 Hey, Rafa. 747 00:44:58,913 --> 00:45:00,132 - Oi. - Oi. 748 00:45:04,614 --> 00:45:05,311 Hey, Danny. 749 00:45:07,879 --> 00:45:09,315 So we are normally m-- 750 00:45:09,489 --> 00:45:12,492 well, we thought we'd be much better than that. 751 00:45:13,536 --> 00:45:17,584 You guys should quit before it gets worse, yeah? 752 00:45:17,758 --> 00:45:19,499 - Yeah? - Yeah. 753 00:45:19,673 --> 00:45:22,023 How about I bet you my trailer we'll whoop your fuckin' ass 754 00:45:22,197 --> 00:45:24,286 - and win the championship? - Oh, whoa, whoa, Danny. 755 00:45:24,460 --> 00:45:27,115 - Probably... [mumbles] bad call. - No, no, no. 756 00:45:27,289 --> 00:45:28,943 Tough guy wants to bet his piece-of-shit trailer. 757 00:45:29,117 --> 00:45:31,772 You're a piece-of-shit trailer! 758 00:45:37,778 --> 00:45:39,475 Unless you're scared, bitch. 759 00:45:39,649 --> 00:45:41,869 Oh. 760 00:45:42,914 --> 00:45:44,089 This is delightful. 761 00:45:44,829 --> 00:45:47,396 And if, for some miracle of a reason, 762 00:45:47,570 --> 00:45:50,530 you were to win, what would you get? 763 00:45:50,704 --> 00:45:52,271 You and your lame fuckin' crew 764 00:45:52,445 --> 00:45:55,361 never touch foot on our drop zone again. 765 00:45:55,535 --> 00:45:58,190 Plus, your hockey and your skydive team next year 766 00:45:58,364 --> 00:46:00,366 are gonna wear jerseys that I personally design. 767 00:46:00,540 --> 00:46:03,064 You're gonna fuckin' love 'em. 768 00:46:03,543 --> 00:46:05,806 You should probably have them throw some money 769 00:46:05,980 --> 00:46:07,242 in the equation, Danny. 770 00:46:07,416 --> 00:46:09,723 Mm, deal. 771 00:46:10,550 --> 00:46:12,900 What the fuck? Why w-- why would you do that? 772 00:46:13,074 --> 00:46:15,120 - Is that not a thing? Is that not a thing? - That's what the movies-- 773 00:46:15,294 --> 00:46:16,425 - Oh, yeah. Totally, yeah. - Spit on his face. 774 00:46:16,599 --> 00:46:17,905 Listen, I tell you what. 775 00:46:18,863 --> 00:46:20,473 You guys win the championship and not us, 776 00:46:20,647 --> 00:46:21,866 and, uh, not only will we do 777 00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:23,563 all that weird shit you just said, 778 00:46:23,737 --> 00:46:25,391 plus, we'll throw in a thousand bucks. 779 00:46:25,565 --> 00:46:26,958 Should be about what your trailer's worth. 780 00:46:30,483 --> 00:46:31,789 And we're walking. 781 00:46:31,963 --> 00:46:33,138 And we're walking! 782 00:46:33,921 --> 00:46:35,357 How did you get changed so fast? 783 00:46:35,836 --> 00:46:37,925 - The hell were you thinking? - Oh! I have no idea. 784 00:46:38,099 --> 00:46:40,754 I fuckin' blacked out. Oh, I blacked out. 785 00:46:42,712 --> 00:46:45,237 - We need to get good, bro. We need to get good fast. - Fast. 786 00:46:46,934 --> 00:46:48,327 All right, so then, 787 00:46:48,849 --> 00:46:50,459 come around right here, 788 00:46:51,373 --> 00:46:53,375 we'll pass, and boom. 789 00:46:53,854 --> 00:46:55,464 Think that's gonna give us a lot of opportunities. 790 00:46:55,638 --> 00:46:58,250 Hey, guys, come on. Heads up. Come on. 791 00:46:58,728 --> 00:47:00,600 Hey, listen, I know that was a tough loss, 792 00:47:00,774 --> 00:47:02,820 but we gotta keep moving forward, we gotta stay positive. 793 00:47:02,994 --> 00:47:05,170 Thiago, keep working on that conditioning. 794 00:47:05,344 --> 00:47:07,955 Mickey? Mickey? Hey. Come on, Mickey! 795 00:47:08,129 --> 00:47:09,000 Come on, man. 796 00:47:09,609 --> 00:47:11,611 K-Dew, I'm outta hockey sticks. 797 00:47:13,221 --> 00:47:15,006 - D-love, anything? - Yeah, brother. 798 00:47:15,180 --> 00:47:16,746 I think with those play formations 799 00:47:16,921 --> 00:47:19,053 and Carl wearing his contacts, 800 00:47:19,227 --> 00:47:20,968 - that we actually have a shot at this. - Yeah. 801 00:47:21,142 --> 00:47:22,840 Uh, you guys have any questions? 802 00:47:23,014 --> 00:47:24,798 Okay, great. Carl. 803 00:47:25,364 --> 00:47:26,582 You've been quite the desk there. 804 00:47:27,061 --> 00:47:29,237 - Something wrong? - I'm fine. 805 00:47:29,411 --> 00:47:32,023 Okay, I know you're not fine. Why are you butt hurt? 806 00:47:32,197 --> 00:47:35,983 Because you keep eating all the M&Ms out of my trail mix! 807 00:47:36,462 --> 00:47:38,246 Okay, uh, Danny, have you been eating 808 00:47:38,420 --> 00:47:40,161 all the M&Ms out of Carl's trail mix? 809 00:47:40,335 --> 00:47:43,295 Yes! Every time I go on a hike, all I get is fuckin' nuts! 810 00:47:43,469 --> 00:47:46,341 All right. Danny is gonna buy you some new trail mix. 811 00:47:47,777 --> 00:47:50,998 Are we good here? Can we go practice? 812 00:47:51,172 --> 00:47:52,782 Kinda got a lot of stuff on the line. 813 00:47:52,957 --> 00:47:54,132 I'm fine. 814 00:47:55,524 --> 00:47:56,612 Just M&Ms. 815 00:47:57,135 --> 00:47:58,876 You guys need to hug it out or something? 816 00:47:59,050 --> 00:48:00,094 We're good. 817 00:48:01,226 --> 00:48:02,705 Look into my eyes, Danny. 818 00:48:04,664 --> 00:48:07,972 Uh-- no, meet my eyeline. Meet it. 819 00:48:12,628 --> 00:48:14,979 - Just M&Ms. - I'm gonna write it down. 820 00:48:15,153 --> 00:48:16,545 - Okay. - "Just..." 821 00:48:19,026 --> 00:48:20,941 ...that's good, "M&Ms." 822 00:48:23,030 --> 00:48:25,511 Thank you. If you bring me cashews, 823 00:48:26,164 --> 00:48:28,906 - I walk. If you bring me-- - Cashews equals walk. 824 00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:30,777 - Got it. - You need to shut up right now. 825 00:48:30,951 --> 00:48:32,779 I'm trying to fuckin' talk. 826 00:48:32,953 --> 00:48:35,303 Raisins, gone. Write it down. 827 00:48:37,001 --> 00:48:40,308 What else is in trail? Pretzels? I s-- if you bring me pr-- 828 00:48:40,482 --> 00:48:42,441 I am overloaded on pretzels right now. 829 00:48:42,615 --> 00:48:44,008 Do you want us to take some of the pretzels out 830 00:48:44,182 --> 00:48:45,705 - of your current trail mix? - If you could-- 831 00:48:45,879 --> 00:48:47,315 that would actually be very helpful. 832 00:48:47,489 --> 00:48:48,621 Thank you, actually. 833 00:48:53,756 --> 00:48:55,410 ♪ Now here we go again ♪ 834 00:48:57,935 --> 00:48:59,675 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 835 00:49:01,721 --> 00:49:02,678 ♪ I love it ♪ 836 00:49:43,371 --> 00:49:44,285 Fuck! 837 00:50:40,602 --> 00:50:43,431 - ♪ Huh! ♪ - ♪ Now here we go again ♪ 838 00:51:17,770 --> 00:51:18,814 ♪ Huh! ♪ 839 00:51:18,988 --> 00:51:20,512 ♪ Now here we go again ♪ 840 00:51:25,256 --> 00:51:26,387 ♪ Huh! ♪ 841 00:51:29,869 --> 00:51:31,697 ♪ I need all the wishes yeah... ♪ 842 00:51:31,871 --> 00:51:33,090 Danny Jones with the puck. 843 00:51:35,222 --> 00:51:38,965 He passes it to his main man, Dustin Murphy, who shoots and scores! 844 00:51:39,139 --> 00:51:40,749 Puck is dropped and-- what? 845 00:51:40,923 --> 00:51:42,838 Oh, my God! 846 00:51:43,012 --> 00:51:46,103 - Ooh! - Nighty night, motherfucker. 847 00:51:46,277 --> 00:51:49,193 - Good night. - Motherfucker's taking, uh, sleeping pills. 848 00:51:49,367 --> 00:51:52,109 Danny Jones sends him night-night time. 849 00:51:52,283 --> 00:51:55,286 When he wakes up from his beautiful, angelic slumber, 850 00:51:55,460 --> 00:51:57,984 he'll be questioning many of his life choices. 851 00:52:00,465 --> 00:52:01,640 Oh, my goodness! 852 00:52:01,814 --> 00:52:03,772 K-Dew lays a big one. 853 00:52:05,774 --> 00:52:07,776 I'm not sure how the ref missed that one, folks. 854 00:52:11,911 --> 00:52:13,652 Another impressive save 855 00:52:13,826 --> 00:52:15,436 by Carl Johnson! 856 00:52:19,527 --> 00:52:21,181 Danny Jones with a goal! 857 00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:37,458 Yet another win for team SkyFly. 858 00:52:37,632 --> 00:52:40,244 This is not the team we saw on day one, folks. 859 00:52:40,418 --> 00:52:42,898 This is a championship-contending squad. 860 00:53:08,010 --> 00:53:09,795 - I can't-- - Come on, Danny, come on. 861 00:53:10,578 --> 00:53:11,666 - No. - Let's do this, you can. 862 00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:13,538 No, no, no, no. No, no. 863 00:53:13,712 --> 00:53:16,018 " by Ben Reneer] 864 00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:18,891 ♪ But if I could walk those streets ♪ 865 00:53:19,065 --> 00:53:20,675 ♪ Today ♪ 866 00:53:20,849 --> 00:53:24,157 ♪ Would you still feel so far away? ♪ 867 00:53:28,509 --> 00:53:31,469 ♪ Do you remember when I died? ♪ 868 00:53:33,297 --> 00:53:35,037 ♪ Stepped on that airplane... ♪ 869 00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:38,563 - Look, Danny-- - No! This is fuckin' stupid, okay? 870 00:53:38,737 --> 00:53:41,348 This is who I am now, all right? You're wasting your time. 871 00:53:42,697 --> 00:53:43,524 What? 872 00:53:45,004 --> 00:53:46,223 I don't understand, okay? 873 00:53:46,397 --> 00:53:47,789 Take one fuckin' English class. 874 00:53:47,963 --> 00:53:48,964 One! 875 00:53:49,530 --> 00:53:51,228 ♪ ...will the rain... ♪ 876 00:53:53,534 --> 00:53:54,753 Fuck this. 877 00:53:54,927 --> 00:53:59,801 ♪ ...will the rain ever stop ♪ 878 00:54:00,324 --> 00:54:03,152 ♪ Will the rain ever stop ♪ 879 00:54:03,327 --> 00:54:05,459 ♪ Reminding me of you? ♪ 880 00:54:07,853 --> 00:54:12,597 ♪ Orange Avenue ♪ 881 00:54:23,608 --> 00:54:26,088 ♪ There was nothing I could do ♪ 882 00:54:28,221 --> 00:54:29,962 ♪ But sit and watch the fire ♪ 883 00:54:30,136 --> 00:54:33,095 ♪ And rain of bullets fall on you ♪ 884 00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:36,838 ♪ Oh, if God will send His angels down ♪ 885 00:54:37,404 --> 00:54:40,799 ♪ And wash the blood from your cold town ♪ 886 00:54:40,973 --> 00:54:44,237 - It's hard, brother. - Life is hard, Danny. 887 00:54:45,107 --> 00:54:46,892 But when you do the hard things in life, 888 00:54:47,414 --> 00:54:48,850 life gets much easier. 889 00:54:49,764 --> 00:54:52,550 You gotta do the things that need to get done, 890 00:54:52,724 --> 00:54:54,291 when they need to get done, 891 00:54:54,900 --> 00:54:56,554 whether you feel like it or not. 892 00:54:57,642 --> 00:54:59,948 You've gotten started, and I'm proud of you. 893 00:55:00,949 --> 00:55:02,603 But you gotta finish what you started. 894 00:55:02,777 --> 00:55:04,953 See things all the way through, you know? 895 00:55:06,346 --> 00:55:08,217 Listen to that inner voice. 896 00:55:08,827 --> 00:55:10,785 You remember the law of attraction, right? 897 00:55:11,743 --> 00:55:13,658 Before anything happens out there... 898 00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:16,878 ...it has to happen in here first. 899 00:55:18,924 --> 00:55:21,187 All behavior is belief-driven. 900 00:55:22,710 --> 00:55:24,364 See it. Believe it. 901 00:55:26,235 --> 00:55:27,324 Have faith, son. 902 00:55:28,673 --> 00:55:29,717 Thanks, Louie. 903 00:55:31,023 --> 00:55:32,546 I'm gonna pop in and relax a little bit, 904 00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:34,374 but, uh, door's open. 905 00:55:34,548 --> 00:55:35,810 Mi casa es tu casa. 906 00:55:47,300 --> 00:55:49,041 We've come a long way, amigos. 907 00:55:49,215 --> 00:55:51,609 Fuck that, bro. Get me the puck. 908 00:55:53,959 --> 00:55:55,439 All right, we got, uh, 30 seconds. 909 00:55:55,613 --> 00:55:57,179 Get Thiago the puck. Go to the ship, baby. 910 00:55:57,354 --> 00:55:58,920 All right, it's on your stick, Thiago. Let's go. 911 00:55:59,094 --> 00:56:00,357 - Let's go. - All right, everybody, bring it in. 912 00:56:00,531 --> 00:56:01,706 On three. Here we go. 913 00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:03,403 One, two three. Nobody beats... 914 00:56:03,577 --> 00:56:05,666 - ...off consistently! - Let's go! 915 00:56:09,757 --> 00:56:12,238 Dustin Murphy and Danny Jones drive it up. 916 00:56:13,065 --> 00:56:15,894 Drop it back at Thiago Braga, who hits and scores! 917 00:56:16,068 --> 00:56:21,203 Oh, my goodness! SkyFly wins two to one as the clock hits zero. 918 00:56:21,378 --> 00:56:24,598 These derelicts are headed to the championship game 919 00:56:24,772 --> 00:56:25,947 bright and early. 920 00:56:26,121 --> 00:56:27,514 Fuck you! 921 00:56:27,688 --> 00:56:29,560 Cancel your plans, bastards! 922 00:56:29,734 --> 00:56:31,605 It's fuckin' go time! 923 00:56:32,737 --> 00:56:35,043 Okay. I will work on it. 924 00:56:35,217 --> 00:56:36,567 Hey, how about that? 925 00:56:37,045 --> 00:56:38,351 We are going out tonight. 926 00:56:38,525 --> 00:56:39,918 I am not taking no for an answer. 927 00:56:40,092 --> 00:56:42,399 Nuh-uh. 928 00:56:43,443 --> 00:56:44,879 Just soda and lime water for me. 929 00:56:45,619 --> 00:56:48,361 - Good game, my bro. - Hey, you too, amigo. 930 00:56:48,535 --> 00:56:51,103 Yo, D-love, you sure you wanna go out tonight 931 00:56:51,277 --> 00:56:53,148 or the bar's still a trigger? 932 00:56:53,322 --> 00:56:55,890 I mean no disrespect, we're all super proud of your sobriety 933 00:56:56,064 --> 00:56:58,980 - and we don't wanna tempt you. - Appreciate that, K-Dew. 934 00:56:59,590 --> 00:57:01,548 I'm actually gonna see if that beautiful lady right there 935 00:57:01,722 --> 00:57:04,246 still wants to have a romantic evening with me tonight. 936 00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:07,249 I don't know. Try not to fuck up another one, bro. 937 00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:08,990 Oh, you two little lovebirds. 938 00:57:09,164 --> 00:57:11,558 Hey, guys, gotta keep it cool tonight, huh? 939 00:57:11,732 --> 00:57:13,342 - Big game tomorrow. - Yeah. Sure. 940 00:57:13,517 --> 00:57:14,996 Can't be all hung over. 941 00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:18,783 Whoa! Never thought I'd see the day Danny Jones would be giving us 942 00:57:18,957 --> 00:57:21,220 the "Don't be hungover" speech. 943 00:57:21,394 --> 00:57:22,743 Today's the day, you son of a bitch. 944 00:57:22,917 --> 00:57:24,745 Hey! 945 00:57:24,919 --> 00:57:26,138 - Thank yo-- - Thank you, Mickey. 946 00:57:26,312 --> 00:57:28,314 Hey, I don't get hungover anyway. 947 00:57:28,488 --> 00:57:31,012 Well, you're not human, Carl, so-- 948 00:57:31,186 --> 00:57:33,537 Hey, nothing to worry about, brother. 949 00:57:33,711 --> 00:57:36,278 You just enjoy your night with your beautiful girlfriend over there. 950 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:39,891 We'll see you here tomorrow, ready to kick some motherfuckin' ass, huh? 951 00:57:40,065 --> 00:57:42,241 Whoo! 952 00:57:50,815 --> 00:57:52,207 ...I'm an asshole. 953 00:57:59,127 --> 00:58:00,564 ...I've ever seen... 954 00:58:07,875 --> 00:58:09,616 Woo-hoo! 955 00:58:20,714 --> 00:58:24,544 So I got, uh, champagne... 956 00:58:28,113 --> 00:58:33,422 ...sparkling cider for... myself. 957 00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:36,948 Um... 958 00:58:37,992 --> 00:58:39,124 ...fluids are stupid. 959 00:59:09,763 --> 00:59:11,722 Woo-hoo! 960 00:59:11,896 --> 00:59:12,723 - That was a good one. - Damn. Nice. 961 00:59:12,897 --> 00:59:14,899 Damn. I-- I'm good! 962 00:59:15,856 --> 00:59:18,729 - Humble too. - I mean, didn't you see my game-winning goal? 963 00:59:18,903 --> 00:59:21,079 - Were you even paying attention? - I was right there, baby. 964 00:59:21,253 --> 00:59:23,777 - It was beautiful. - I know. Thank you. 965 00:59:23,951 --> 00:59:26,606 I'm so hungry, I could eat my own ass. 966 00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:31,437 What? 967 00:59:32,743 --> 00:59:36,485 Okay, guys, that team was not good. 968 00:59:36,660 --> 00:59:38,749 Honestly, none of these teams hold a candle 969 00:59:38,923 --> 00:59:40,533 to the douchebags we gotta beat tomorrow. 970 00:59:40,707 --> 00:59:42,970 Uh, speaking of those cocksuckin' douchebags... 971 00:59:44,058 --> 00:59:45,625 Really? 972 00:59:45,799 --> 00:59:47,235 I come here all the fuckin' time, 973 00:59:47,409 --> 00:59:48,715 I've never seen them here before. 974 00:59:48,889 --> 00:59:51,065 I don't like it... at all. 975 01:00:00,771 --> 01:00:03,512 Hello, putas. What are you guys doing here? 976 01:00:03,991 --> 01:00:06,124 Uh, well, first of all, I don't speak Spanish... 977 01:00:06,298 --> 01:00:07,821 amigo. 978 01:00:07,995 --> 01:00:10,171 I don't speak Spanish either, motherfucker. 979 01:00:10,345 --> 01:00:11,346 I speak Portuguese. 980 01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:13,392 Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy. 981 01:00:13,566 --> 01:00:15,133 No disrespect here, okay? 982 01:00:16,090 --> 01:00:17,918 No need to get all hot and sexy. 983 01:00:18,527 --> 01:00:20,573 - What? - Nothing. 984 01:00:21,661 --> 01:00:23,576 Look, last time I checked, it's a free country, 985 01:00:23,750 --> 01:00:25,360 to answer your question. 986 01:00:25,534 --> 01:00:28,407 Not sure how they do things in... Portugal? 987 01:00:29,190 --> 01:00:30,235 It's Brazil. 988 01:00:30,409 --> 01:00:32,803 Whatever, dude. 989 01:00:32,977 --> 01:00:35,544 Yeah? Coming from Mr. "I lost my virginity during prom night 990 01:00:35,719 --> 01:00:37,285 and I'm still a little bi-curious over there." 991 01:00:37,459 --> 01:00:39,592 But, hey, guess what? So am I. 992 01:00:39,766 --> 01:00:41,463 At least I admit it, just not to my dad. 993 01:00:42,029 --> 01:00:44,815 - I'm not bi-curious. - That was really convincing. 994 01:00:45,816 --> 01:00:49,036 And, uh, what's wrong with losing your virginity on prom night? 995 01:00:49,210 --> 01:00:52,561 Nothing. You're just predictable and basic and super fuckin' lame. 996 01:00:57,305 --> 01:00:59,264 Whatever. 997 01:01:06,314 --> 01:01:08,577 Oh... like I care. 998 01:01:17,325 --> 01:01:18,631 Should we just fuck 'em up? 999 01:01:18,805 --> 01:01:20,198 Yeah, I mean-- 1000 01:01:20,372 --> 01:01:22,330 - Uh, check. - Fuck it, I'll dance. 1001 01:01:22,504 --> 01:01:25,899 Okay, g-- guys. Hey. I know I'm not typically the voice of reason, 1002 01:01:26,073 --> 01:01:29,816 but maybe it's best if we just wait to settle this on the rink tomorrow. 1003 01:01:30,425 --> 01:01:31,731 - Huh? Come on. - Yeah. You're-- 1004 01:01:31,905 --> 01:01:33,167 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1005 01:01:33,341 --> 01:01:34,429 Come on, let me get another round. 1006 01:01:41,959 --> 01:01:43,177 Hey, guys. 1007 01:01:44,918 --> 01:01:46,398 I know there's hard feelings. 1008 01:01:46,964 --> 01:01:48,661 That's why I-- 1009 01:01:48,835 --> 01:01:52,404 we wanted to give you this round of shots. 1010 01:01:55,233 --> 01:01:58,889 ♪ Everyone feels... ♪ 1011 01:01:59,063 --> 01:02:00,020 Thanks. 1012 01:02:02,109 --> 01:02:03,067 Yep. 1013 01:02:09,464 --> 01:02:11,031 Somebody broke some glass over here. 1014 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,871 Dude, fuck that guy. 1015 01:02:25,045 --> 01:02:26,960 He reminds me of my ex-girlfriend. 1016 01:02:27,134 --> 01:02:29,136 Please do explain. 1017 01:02:29,310 --> 01:02:30,616 Well, I was her fixer-upper. 1018 01:02:31,399 --> 01:02:32,923 She didn't wanna see me successful, you know. 1019 01:02:33,097 --> 01:02:36,796 She couldn't stand seeing me successful! 1020 01:02:36,970 --> 01:02:38,580 - What? - I know. 1021 01:02:38,755 --> 01:02:40,582 No, no, no. What do you mean you are successful? 1022 01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:42,628 Successful in what? 1023 01:02:43,150 --> 01:02:45,196 All right, all right, fuck this place. 1024 01:02:46,937 --> 01:02:49,766 Big game tomorrow night. Okay, I'm gonna race. 1025 01:02:54,422 --> 01:02:57,556 I sure would like to fuck him in front of my husband. 1026 01:02:59,819 --> 01:03:00,907 You guys are weird. 1027 01:03:01,821 --> 01:03:02,866 I can get into it. 1028 01:03:05,085 --> 01:03:06,260 It's not a yes. 1029 01:03:07,696 --> 01:03:08,915 It's not a no. 1030 01:03:11,004 --> 01:03:12,092 Is it 50-50? 1031 01:03:14,225 --> 01:03:16,793 Go home and go to bed. 1032 01:03:20,057 --> 01:03:21,449 You're my girlfriend, yeah? 1033 01:03:31,851 --> 01:03:32,852 Well, you are. 1034 01:03:44,385 --> 01:03:46,431 K-Dew, this better be important. 1035 01:03:46,605 --> 01:03:48,737 Danny, you need to get to the hospital right now. 1036 01:03:48,912 --> 01:03:50,391 Dustin crashed his motorcycle. 1037 01:03:50,565 --> 01:03:52,611 Yeah, yeah, no, of c-- yeah, I'll be right there. 1038 01:03:53,307 --> 01:03:54,569 Dustin just crashed his fuckin' motorcycle. 1039 01:03:54,743 --> 01:03:56,223 - What? - Yeah, I gotta, 1040 01:03:56,397 --> 01:03:57,616 I gotta go. You can stay here. 1041 01:04:00,010 --> 01:04:00,924 O-- okay. 1042 01:04:04,579 --> 01:04:05,667 What's going on? 1043 01:04:06,930 --> 01:04:08,322 K-Dew, what did they say? 1044 01:04:08,496 --> 01:04:09,497 He's in a coma. 1045 01:04:13,066 --> 01:04:14,938 And they're not sure if he's going to make it. 1046 01:04:15,112 --> 01:04:16,069 Fuck! 1047 01:04:17,331 --> 01:04:18,071 Sorry. 1048 01:04:21,945 --> 01:04:23,860 I can't-- I'm gonna go. Can you take her home? 1049 01:04:24,686 --> 01:04:25,818 Is that okay? 1050 01:04:28,647 --> 01:04:30,954 Just let him go. 1051 01:04:36,133 --> 01:04:37,917 Hey. Where's Danny? 1052 01:04:38,091 --> 01:04:40,528 - You just missed him. - He's all right? 1053 01:04:42,443 --> 01:04:45,229 - ♪ Just a little girl ♪ - I don't know. 1054 01:04:46,099 --> 01:04:48,580 ♪ In this mean old world ♪ 1055 01:04:50,103 --> 01:04:54,542 ♪ Run, running from the wounds ♪ 1056 01:04:57,067 --> 01:05:00,374 ♪ She's looking out ♪ 1057 01:05:00,548 --> 01:05:03,551 ♪ For a ray of hope ♪ 1058 01:05:04,422 --> 01:05:08,556 ♪ Set a fire to the dark ♪ 1059 01:05:11,603 --> 01:05:13,474 ♪ She's living with love ♪ 1060 01:05:13,648 --> 01:05:16,913 ♪ Loving away ♪ 1061 01:05:18,784 --> 01:05:23,963 ♪ Truth in her heart beats within ♪ 1062 01:05:25,922 --> 01:05:27,880 ♪ She's living to love ♪ 1063 01:05:28,054 --> 01:05:31,014 ♪ Loving away ♪ 1064 01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:36,933 ♪ Through them hearts coming back again... ♪ 1065 01:05:38,499 --> 01:05:39,718 Yo. 1066 01:05:40,414 --> 01:05:42,851 I bought a bottle of tequila last night. 1067 01:05:45,028 --> 01:05:45,942 I ended up smashing it. 1068 01:05:50,685 --> 01:05:52,209 He picked me up from the hospital 1069 01:05:52,383 --> 01:05:53,297 when I crashed that truck. 1070 01:05:55,168 --> 01:05:57,779 He bailed me out of jail when I did my little stunt. 1071 01:05:57,954 --> 01:05:59,825 He's been doing those things since we were nine. 1072 01:06:02,349 --> 01:06:04,786 And the fact that I can't do anything for him right now... 1073 01:06:06,353 --> 01:06:07,267 ...fuckin' sucks. 1074 01:06:07,876 --> 01:06:09,313 You can play your ass off. 1075 01:06:10,314 --> 01:06:11,837 I can play my ass off. 1076 01:06:12,620 --> 01:06:15,493 And as cheesy as that sounds, Thiago, you know that's what he wants. 1077 01:06:15,667 --> 01:06:16,929 - Damn right. - It's gonna be tough. 1078 01:06:17,103 --> 01:06:19,714 Guys. He was our ace. All right? 1079 01:06:19,888 --> 01:06:22,239 We're all, what, three, four hours sleep, yeah? 1080 01:06:24,850 --> 01:06:27,418 That one dude pitched a no-hitter 1081 01:06:28,158 --> 01:06:28,985 on acid. 1082 01:06:30,421 --> 01:06:31,639 Is that true? 1083 01:06:33,598 --> 01:06:36,644 - Pretty sure. - MJ won a final on food poisoning. 1084 01:06:38,211 --> 01:06:39,865 - That's fuckin' true. - Baby. 1085 01:06:40,039 --> 01:06:41,780 Daddy's got new contacts. 1086 01:06:41,954 --> 01:06:44,783 Special sight-improving contacts. 1087 01:06:44,957 --> 01:06:47,916 You ladies just need to score one goal. 1088 01:06:48,091 --> 01:06:49,744 That's what I'm talking about, Carl! 1089 01:06:49,918 --> 01:06:52,269 And since I saw it, I'll just play dirty. 1090 01:06:52,443 --> 01:06:54,097 Fuck it, I'll go to jail. I'll kill somebody. 1091 01:06:54,271 --> 01:06:56,577 - I never had anybody. - Fuckin' works for me. 1092 01:06:56,751 --> 01:06:59,798 - Let's do this, motherfuckers! - Bring it in! 1093 01:06:59,972 --> 01:07:01,321 One, two, three. Nobody beats... 1094 01:07:01,495 --> 01:07:02,757 ...off consistently! 1095 01:07:02,931 --> 01:07:04,281 Let's go! 1096 01:07:04,455 --> 01:07:06,196 I'm gonna get changed first, though. 1097 01:07:20,297 --> 01:07:22,081 - Ow. - You think it's a game. 1098 01:07:22,603 --> 01:07:24,257 This is the Four Horsemen, baby! 1099 01:07:24,431 --> 01:07:26,607 Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you brought your popcorn, 1100 01:07:26,781 --> 01:07:29,175 'cause today is gonna be a show. 1101 01:07:29,349 --> 01:07:32,526 With me, by popular vote, is none other than the amazing, 1102 01:07:32,700 --> 01:07:34,833 beautiful, talented, and sexy 1103 01:07:35,007 --> 01:07:37,357 cohost Samantha Peterson. 1104 01:07:37,531 --> 01:07:39,098 Thank you, JoJo, I'm happy to be here. 1105 01:07:39,272 --> 01:07:40,839 Yeah, you are! 1106 01:07:41,013 --> 01:07:43,624 Today's rivalry game is gonna be as hot and steamy 1107 01:07:43,798 --> 01:07:47,063 as the unprotected sex my whore of a wife Barbara had 1108 01:07:47,237 --> 01:07:51,197 with the entire roster of the 2016 Blue Clouds. 1109 01:07:52,503 --> 01:07:55,027 Y-- yes! And I hear there's a wager, actually, 1110 01:07:55,201 --> 01:07:57,203 some form of bet between the two captains? 1111 01:07:57,377 --> 01:08:00,206 What? Are you joking my dick off? 1112 01:08:00,380 --> 01:08:04,732 Oh, boy! If I wasn't gonna piss my pants, I am now! 1113 01:08:04,906 --> 01:08:05,951 Let's get into it. 1114 01:08:14,829 --> 01:08:17,658 Okay, the puck dropped, Danny Jones wins the draw. 1115 01:08:17,832 --> 01:08:19,269 He passes it back to Thiago Braga-- 1116 01:08:19,443 --> 01:08:21,401 Ooh! 1117 01:08:21,575 --> 01:08:24,883 That was a mama-slapper from Blakey Blake. 1118 01:08:26,058 --> 01:08:28,974 Steve Bell drives up with the puck now and lays one into-- 1119 01:08:29,148 --> 01:08:31,890 Oh, my goodness! What a great save by Carl! 1120 01:08:32,064 --> 01:08:33,979 I've been watching Carl closely this season, 1121 01:08:34,153 --> 01:08:35,633 and he's just an amazing-- 1122 01:08:35,807 --> 01:08:38,679 - Oh, my God, what is he doing? - Oh, no. 1123 01:08:38,853 --> 01:08:41,856 Mommy, that is not gonna be good for SkyFly. 1124 01:08:42,030 --> 01:08:44,032 Roughing. Blue Clouds. Power play. 1125 01:08:44,207 --> 01:08:47,297 Well, SkyFly is more fucked than my ex-wife, 1126 01:08:47,471 --> 01:08:48,950 which is quite the accomplishment. 1127 01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:50,343 Many a sausage has passed through 1128 01:08:50,517 --> 01:08:51,692 that meat grinder. 1129 01:08:55,609 --> 01:08:58,699 SkyFly is now down to their only four players and no goalie. 1130 01:09:03,269 --> 01:09:05,228 Semper fi! 1131 01:09:05,750 --> 01:09:08,100 This is gonna be tough to watch. 1132 01:09:08,274 --> 01:09:09,884 Puck is intercepted by Blake Kearney, 1133 01:09:10,058 --> 01:09:12,017 who drives it down and easily scores 1134 01:09:12,191 --> 01:09:14,759 on a net that's as empty as my soul. 1135 01:09:15,368 --> 01:09:18,458 Guess it's gonna be easier than I thought. 1136 01:09:19,503 --> 01:09:22,680 Puck is dropped. Blue Clouds sends it back to Brent Evans, 1137 01:09:22,854 --> 01:09:24,769 with a tricky play off the wall. 1138 01:09:24,943 --> 01:09:27,859 Danny Jones, unable to make the hit. 1139 01:09:28,033 --> 01:09:31,732 Go ahead and score another one for Blue Clouds. 1140 01:09:33,343 --> 01:09:34,996 Blake Kearney wins the draw. 1141 01:09:35,171 --> 01:09:36,868 K-Dew tries to steal the biscuit. No dice. 1142 01:09:37,521 --> 01:09:39,305 Dear God, what is he doing? 1143 01:09:39,479 --> 01:09:41,177 I'll give you one second to move, loser. 1144 01:09:41,351 --> 01:09:43,788 This is Sparta! 1145 01:09:45,268 --> 01:09:46,791 Mickey with the save. 1146 01:09:46,965 --> 01:09:48,532 That was stupid. 1147 01:09:50,186 --> 01:09:50,925 I mean, I respect it, JoJo. 1148 01:09:51,099 --> 01:09:52,753 That took a lot of heart. 1149 01:09:57,932 --> 01:09:59,456 Oh, Carl's coming out of the box. 1150 01:10:03,068 --> 01:10:04,287 Oh! Oh! 1151 01:10:04,461 --> 01:10:05,940 And it's not gonna be in time. 1152 01:10:06,114 --> 01:10:07,551 This is an early three-zero 1153 01:10:07,725 --> 01:10:09,944 Blue Clouds lead over team SkyFly. 1154 01:10:10,118 --> 01:10:11,250 Hey, sorry, guys. 1155 01:10:12,251 --> 01:10:13,644 It's okay, buddy. 1156 01:10:13,818 --> 01:10:14,862 Hopefully, you got it out of your system. 1157 01:10:15,036 --> 01:10:16,734 Well, they're not scoring again. 1158 01:10:16,908 --> 01:10:18,257 You guys know how many you have to get. 1159 01:10:18,431 --> 01:10:20,303 One, two, three. Nobody beats... 1160 01:10:20,477 --> 01:10:22,000 ...off consistently! 1161 01:10:22,174 --> 01:10:23,436 Let's go! 1162 01:10:23,610 --> 01:10:24,742 You gotta hand it to them. 1163 01:10:25,612 --> 01:10:28,963 Beaten up, shit out of luck, with no hope, 1164 01:10:29,137 --> 01:10:31,531 but they still seem pretty optimistic. 1165 01:10:33,185 --> 01:10:35,535 The only thing I'm handing them 1166 01:10:36,144 --> 01:10:37,581 is more ass whopping. 1167 01:10:38,451 --> 01:10:40,105 And if I see any of you letting up, 1168 01:10:40,279 --> 01:10:42,325 that's exactly what you're gonna get from me as well! 1169 01:10:43,239 --> 01:10:44,109 Capisce? 1170 01:10:46,111 --> 01:10:47,330 This is not a game! 1171 01:10:48,809 --> 01:10:51,072 It is a game, but it's my fuckin' game! 1172 01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:53,510 And we always win! 1173 01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:55,381 It's my house! 1174 01:10:59,907 --> 01:11:01,692 It's on, bitch. 1175 01:11:02,475 --> 01:11:05,652 - Sure it seems that way. - Oh, you speak. 1176 01:11:06,174 --> 01:11:08,525 Hey, why do you play for these guys? 1177 01:11:09,047 --> 01:11:11,397 Blake actually pays for my skydives, so-- 1178 01:11:12,790 --> 01:11:13,660 Oh. 1179 01:11:17,838 --> 01:11:18,665 Thiago! 1180 01:11:21,015 --> 01:11:22,756 Danny Jones with the score. 1181 01:11:22,930 --> 01:11:24,280 Ooh! 1182 01:11:24,758 --> 01:11:27,283 It ain't over yet, pussies. 1183 01:11:28,109 --> 01:11:29,937 ♪ ...all rice and no beans ♪ 1184 01:11:34,115 --> 01:11:37,510 - Let's go, K-Dew! - Fuck yeah! Yes! 1185 01:11:37,684 --> 01:11:39,164 And we're working our asses out here, 1186 01:11:39,338 --> 01:11:40,731 and you're fuckin' playing like that? 1187 01:11:40,905 --> 01:11:42,080 Come on, guys. What the fuck? 1188 01:11:44,778 --> 01:11:46,345 Goal! Danny Jones! 1189 01:11:47,955 --> 01:11:49,087 That go in? 1190 01:11:52,177 --> 01:11:54,310 What did you tell me? What did you say? 1191 01:11:54,484 --> 01:11:56,790 - What did you say to me? Fuck off! - Oh, yeah, baby. 1192 01:11:56,964 --> 01:11:58,662 - Yeah, baby. Harder. - Fuck you. 1193 01:12:01,578 --> 01:12:05,190 Huge hit by Danny Jones. 1194 01:12:05,364 --> 01:12:07,540 What's up, baby? What's up? 1195 01:12:07,714 --> 01:12:11,239 Okay. Okay, Danny Jones, tit for tat. 1196 01:12:11,414 --> 01:12:13,416 Tit for tat! We can do tit for tat! 1197 01:12:13,590 --> 01:12:15,853 Danny Jones drives it up the ice. 1198 01:12:16,027 --> 01:12:17,768 Sends it up to Thiago. 1199 01:12:17,942 --> 01:12:20,074 Oh, my goodness! 1200 01:12:20,248 --> 01:12:23,861 Danny Jones is absolutely crushed by Eddie Phillips! 1201 01:12:24,035 --> 01:12:27,517 A cheap lame hit that, no doubt, should be a penalty. 1202 01:12:27,691 --> 01:12:29,257 SkyFly is looking to the ref, 1203 01:12:29,432 --> 01:12:31,738 but it doesn't look like he's gonna make the call, JoJo. 1204 01:12:31,912 --> 01:12:34,785 Are you fuckin' kidding me? Are you not gonna call that? 1205 01:12:35,873 --> 01:12:37,918 - I didn't see anything. - Are you fuckin' kidding me? 1206 01:12:38,092 --> 01:12:39,311 How much are they paying you? 1207 01:12:39,485 --> 01:12:40,573 - Huh? - Huh? 1208 01:12:44,185 --> 01:12:47,101 This would be a great time for SkyFly to have a power play. 1209 01:12:50,844 --> 01:12:51,628 Fuck. 1210 01:12:53,064 --> 01:12:55,371 Hey, don't you drop those gloves, son. 1211 01:13:01,638 --> 01:13:02,726 Time out. 1212 01:13:04,031 --> 01:13:06,382 We're not f-- you're a fuckin' serial killer. 1213 01:13:07,731 --> 01:13:09,210 Look at the fuckin' way he looks. 1214 01:13:10,429 --> 01:13:11,561 I hate hockey. 1215 01:13:12,213 --> 01:13:13,476 I fuckin' hate hockey! 1216 01:13:23,224 --> 01:13:25,966 Yeah. I see a strong future with us. 1217 01:13:28,186 --> 01:13:29,622 Okay, guys, 1218 01:13:30,449 --> 01:13:32,364 clearly, Blake made a deal with the refs, huh? 1219 01:13:33,017 --> 01:13:34,453 Gotta play this one straight up. 1220 01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:36,281 Give me the puck. 1221 01:13:37,674 --> 01:13:40,503 - What? - Give me the puck. 1222 01:13:40,677 --> 01:13:43,549 Sweetheart, you haven't scored yet. 1223 01:13:45,116 --> 01:13:46,117 Ever. 1224 01:13:48,032 --> 01:13:49,425 I feel something coming over me. 1225 01:13:50,382 --> 01:13:51,644 This is my moment. 1226 01:13:52,340 --> 01:13:53,690 I wanna make my dad proud. 1227 01:13:54,517 --> 01:13:55,387 Okay. 1228 01:13:56,388 --> 01:13:58,390 - Okay? - Thiago, get back to defense. 1229 01:14:00,697 --> 01:14:02,394 K-Dew, you get that puck up to Mickey. 1230 01:14:02,568 --> 01:14:04,222 Mickey, get by the net and be fuckin' ready. 1231 01:14:04,396 --> 01:14:05,745 Just give me the fuckin' puck. 1232 01:14:07,051 --> 01:14:08,792 - Carl, you have any questions? - Yeah. 1233 01:14:08,966 --> 01:14:10,663 So, you and Rafaela kiss, 1234 01:14:10,837 --> 01:14:12,752 but also Thiago and Rafaela kiss, 1235 01:14:12,926 --> 01:14:14,624 and I was just wondering, like, can I kiss her? 1236 01:14:14,798 --> 01:14:16,452 Carl, focus, man. Focus. 1237 01:14:29,552 --> 01:14:32,380 Wow. 1238 01:14:33,381 --> 01:14:34,818 Fuck 'em, dude. Nice try. 1239 01:14:35,558 --> 01:14:37,734 Mickey is just awful. 1240 01:14:37,908 --> 01:14:41,389 If they lose this game, it will definitely be his fault. 1241 01:14:41,564 --> 01:14:44,697 Dude, that was horrible. I thought it was your moment. 1242 01:14:44,871 --> 01:14:47,439 Well, you all know what that means, folks. 1243 01:14:47,613 --> 01:14:51,182 We got ourselves an old-fashioned Western shootout. 1244 01:14:51,356 --> 01:14:55,708 Quickest guns in the West, grabbing breasts and fuckin' chests. 1245 01:14:56,230 --> 01:14:58,276 This is as simple as it gets. 1246 01:14:58,450 --> 01:15:01,235 Each team gets three attempts from three different team members. 1247 01:15:01,409 --> 01:15:04,064 - Whoever scores the most-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. We get it, old-timer. 1248 01:15:04,238 --> 01:15:05,457 Just drop the fuckin' puck. 1249 01:15:08,721 --> 01:15:12,159 Samantha, I literally cannot watch. 1250 01:15:13,900 --> 01:15:15,772 All right, well, Steve Bell has proven 1251 01:15:15,946 --> 01:15:18,165 to be pretty god-awful this season. 1252 01:15:18,339 --> 01:15:21,386 He drives it up the rink, goes straight into the goalie. 1253 01:15:22,082 --> 01:15:24,476 They're having some sort of WWF match right now? 1254 01:15:25,129 --> 01:15:26,870 This is just a poor fight. 1255 01:15:27,044 --> 01:15:29,176 Up first with SkyFly is Mickey. 1256 01:15:29,350 --> 01:15:31,875 Not a promising drive. He does not score. 1257 01:15:33,616 --> 01:15:35,356 Next to drive the puck is Brent Evans, 1258 01:15:35,531 --> 01:15:37,620 who's had an amazing season. 1259 01:15:39,622 --> 01:15:43,539 He takes a shot and Carl is just unbeatable right now. 1260 01:15:43,713 --> 01:15:46,890 That's what I'm talking about. Come on, come on! You can't do that. 1261 01:15:47,064 --> 01:15:49,240 You can't score on me! You can't do it. 1262 01:15:49,980 --> 01:15:50,850 Bitch! 1263 01:15:53,374 --> 01:15:54,680 Thiago Braga with the shot. 1264 01:15:54,854 --> 01:15:56,247 - Mm, no goal. - Yeah! 1265 01:15:58,336 --> 01:16:00,512 - Whoo! - Blake Kearney's up next. 1266 01:16:00,686 --> 01:16:03,167 And if anybody can make it happen, it's him. 1267 01:16:03,341 --> 01:16:04,734 Why don't you marry him? 1268 01:16:08,825 --> 01:16:10,043 Blake drives it-- 1269 01:16:11,175 --> 01:16:13,264 - He scores. - What the fuck was that? 1270 01:16:13,786 --> 01:16:17,703 - Something looks wrong, JoJo. - So sorry. 1271 01:16:19,531 --> 01:16:21,141 Carl is down and appears to be injured. 1272 01:16:21,315 --> 01:16:23,230 Danny! Danny! 1273 01:16:25,319 --> 01:16:26,886 - Louie. - What? 1274 01:16:27,060 --> 01:16:30,542 - Louie get-- got camera. - Oh, Louie! 1275 01:16:30,716 --> 01:16:33,937 My man. Hey. We got it on camera. 1276 01:16:34,111 --> 01:16:35,895 We got you seeing it on camera. 1277 01:16:36,069 --> 01:16:37,636 Look, dude, I don't care what they're paying you. 1278 01:16:37,810 --> 01:16:40,421 We get one more shot. That goal doesn't count. Period. 1279 01:16:45,644 --> 01:16:48,952 Last goal doesn't count. SkyFly's got the puck. 1280 01:16:49,605 --> 01:16:51,476 - Last shot. - What the hell? You can't do that. 1281 01:16:51,650 --> 01:16:53,391 There's no outside video review in this league! 1282 01:16:54,174 --> 01:16:56,481 Oh, shut up, you spoiled little brat, 1283 01:16:56,655 --> 01:16:58,178 before I tell your daddy that you let 1284 01:16:58,352 --> 01:17:00,137 all your little friends jump for free. 1285 01:17:00,311 --> 01:17:01,791 I let you jump for free! 1286 01:17:04,010 --> 01:17:05,403 Guess I gotta find a new drop zone. 1287 01:17:05,577 --> 01:17:07,318 Yeah, you do. You're not gonna get a dime, 1288 01:17:07,492 --> 01:17:08,624 and you're fuckin' done! 1289 01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:11,322 Put this asshole in his place, will you? 1290 01:17:12,889 --> 01:17:13,846 This is bullshit! 1291 01:17:15,021 --> 01:17:15,935 Fuck! 1292 01:17:28,556 --> 01:17:31,559 Holy-- motherfuckin' insane! 1293 01:17:31,734 --> 01:17:33,561 SkyFly wins the game! 1294 01:17:35,912 --> 01:17:37,609 I cannot believe it! 1295 01:17:38,610 --> 01:17:41,526 I pissed myself! 1296 01:17:41,700 --> 01:17:43,397 I shit myself! 1297 01:17:43,571 --> 01:17:46,226 And goddamn it, after I finish this flask, 1298 01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:48,968 I'll be throwing up in the bathroom! 1299 01:17:49,142 --> 01:17:51,536 Meet me there if you want a cocktail! 1300 01:17:51,710 --> 01:17:53,407 SkyFly wins! 1301 01:17:53,581 --> 01:17:55,845 SkyFly wins! 1302 01:17:56,497 --> 01:18:01,024 Barbara, if you can hear me, I still love you! 1303 01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:03,591 Whoo! 1304 01:18:04,288 --> 01:18:05,158 - You-- - Whoo! 1305 01:18:05,332 --> 01:18:07,552 - Fuck that. - Whoo! 1306 01:18:08,945 --> 01:18:10,294 Lou, baby. 1307 01:18:11,164 --> 01:18:13,253 You definitely got through six of that wall, my bro. 1308 01:18:13,427 --> 01:18:14,646 When did you learn that move? 1309 01:18:14,820 --> 01:18:16,604 I have no fuckin' idea. 1310 01:18:16,779 --> 01:18:18,171 Hey, but it's the one, buddy. 1311 01:18:18,345 --> 01:18:19,390 And if you had a gun to my head, 1312 01:18:19,564 --> 01:18:21,044 I could not do that again. 1313 01:18:21,218 --> 01:18:22,828 Hey, let's visit Dustin, huh? 1314 01:18:23,002 --> 01:18:25,135 - Absolutely. - Hey, where's K-Dew? 1315 01:18:25,744 --> 01:18:27,790 - Where the fuck is K-Dew? - Where's K-Dew? 1316 01:18:27,964 --> 01:18:30,488 Well, she also had some Mexican leftovers for breakfast. 1317 01:18:30,662 --> 01:18:32,664 I saw her going in and out of the bathroom a couple of times. 1318 01:18:32,838 --> 01:18:33,796 How are your eyes, Carl? 1319 01:18:34,622 --> 01:18:36,146 They're not great. 1320 01:18:36,320 --> 01:18:38,714 Well, every blind squirrel finds his nut even-- 1321 01:18:40,803 --> 01:18:43,414 They're doing a little better now, though. 1322 01:18:43,588 --> 01:18:46,069 Hey. 1323 01:18:46,243 --> 01:18:48,114 I fuckin' love you guys! 1324 01:18:48,288 --> 01:18:50,900 Come on, guys, let's get out of here. 1325 01:18:51,074 --> 01:18:52,031 Come on. Let's go. 1326 01:18:53,250 --> 01:18:54,860 We're looking for Danny Jones. 1327 01:18:55,818 --> 01:18:57,645 Oh, fuck. 1328 01:18:57,820 --> 01:18:59,299 That's Danny Jones. 1329 01:18:59,473 --> 01:19:00,953 Danny Jones, you're under arrest. 1330 01:19:01,127 --> 01:19:03,042 - But what did he do? - He hasn't shown up 1331 01:19:03,216 --> 01:19:04,827 to three different court dates. 1332 01:19:05,001 --> 01:19:07,394 For two different offenses, one of which is a felony. 1333 01:19:08,091 --> 01:19:09,788 Mickey, I need to hide some drugs in your butthole. 1334 01:19:09,962 --> 01:19:11,268 I already have some there. 1335 01:19:11,442 --> 01:19:12,835 - Do you have room? - No. 1336 01:19:13,009 --> 01:19:14,967 Jesus fuckin' Christ, Danny. 1337 01:19:15,141 --> 01:19:16,403 You've been skipping court? 1338 01:19:16,577 --> 01:19:18,492 That is correct. 1339 01:19:19,450 --> 01:19:21,713 The officer's kinda cute. She's looking at me. 1340 01:19:25,021 --> 01:19:26,631 I double-dog dare you to get her number. 1341 01:19:26,805 --> 01:19:29,199 Do you think that if I call 9-1-1, she'd pick up? 1342 01:19:29,373 --> 01:19:31,244 - Danny? - Rafa. 1343 01:19:31,418 --> 01:19:33,116 It would make me the proudest man alive 1344 01:19:33,290 --> 01:19:34,378 if you'd be my wife. 1345 01:19:37,163 --> 01:19:39,296 - Marry me? - It's not English. 1346 01:19:39,470 --> 01:19:41,080 Did he just propose? 1347 01:19:43,604 --> 01:19:45,128 Oh-- 1348 01:19:46,825 --> 01:19:47,695 Uh-- 1349 01:19:49,785 --> 01:19:50,655 Yes? 1350 01:19:52,178 --> 01:19:53,919 Yes! She said yes! 1351 01:19:54,093 --> 01:19:55,791 ...jump! 1352 01:19:55,965 --> 01:19:58,184 Oh, I'm gonna jump, baby, just you fuckin' wait. 1353 01:19:59,098 --> 01:20:01,231 Wait. How long is she gonna have to wait? 1354 01:20:02,014 --> 01:20:03,363 Little longer than you'd like. 1355 01:20:05,017 --> 01:20:05,975 Shit. 1356 01:20:08,542 --> 01:20:09,500 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1357 01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:12,764 So, um, is, is, is-- 1358 01:20:12,938 --> 01:20:15,636 I see you proposing to a girl you just met from Brazil 1359 01:20:15,811 --> 01:20:18,596 who barely speaks English because you quit alcohol and drugs 1360 01:20:18,770 --> 01:20:21,817 and you're trying to get your kick some other type of weird kind of thing... 1361 01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:25,168 ...or because you are in love? 1362 01:20:26,386 --> 01:20:27,213 Honestly? 1363 01:20:28,562 --> 01:20:30,434 I'm gonna say both are possible. 1364 01:20:31,087 --> 01:20:32,784 But you're still gonna go through with it? 1365 01:20:32,958 --> 01:20:33,872 Absolutely. 1366 01:20:34,525 --> 01:20:35,743 You know, she might just-- 1367 01:20:39,008 --> 01:20:42,359 You know, she might just want your green card, don't you? 1368 01:20:42,925 --> 01:20:44,535 To the greatest country in the world? 1369 01:20:45,666 --> 01:20:47,451 It'd be my fuckin' honor. 1370 01:21:02,553 --> 01:21:04,947 Well, it's not always picture-perfect. 1371 01:21:05,686 --> 01:21:07,645 One thing I began to realize is that most of us 1372 01:21:07,819 --> 01:21:10,778 go on day to day like we're gonna live forever 1373 01:21:11,301 --> 01:21:14,608 with a serious lack of urgency to do whatever it is that we wanna do. 1374 01:21:15,218 --> 01:21:17,568 And yet, at the same time, 1375 01:21:17,742 --> 01:21:19,700 we're all pretty much just scared as hell. 1376 01:21:20,614 --> 01:21:23,487 You know, I love how Louie said, "Thoughts are the language of the brain 1377 01:21:23,661 --> 01:21:25,576 and feelings are the language of the body." 1378 01:21:25,750 --> 01:21:28,057 Well, I think I'm one of the luckiest guys 1379 01:21:28,231 --> 01:21:32,017 that has ever lived, and I feel fuckin' amazing. 1380 01:21:32,191 --> 01:21:34,324 And I really hope that Dustin is okay. 1381 01:21:35,020 --> 01:21:38,284 And with that, I ask you to ask yourself the cheesy question, 1382 01:21:39,155 --> 01:21:41,418 "What would you do if you knew you couldn't fail?" 1383 01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:47,598 ♪ First to do, removing all the trash and the toxins ♪ 1384 01:21:47,772 --> 01:21:50,427 ♪ Now is time to rough it up stuff is just a little leash ♪ 1385 01:21:50,601 --> 01:21:53,256 ♪ Grab the Nikes on the hills and let 'em met the fuckin' street ♪ 1386 01:21:53,430 --> 01:21:55,998 ♪ We not got that dog in me I'm ready, send it said it all ♪ 1387 01:21:56,172 --> 01:21:58,435 ♪ Laying on the line and let it ride... ♪ 1388 01:21:58,609 --> 01:22:00,785 - ♪ Tonight, though ♪ - ♪ Tonight, though ♪ 1389 01:22:00,959 --> 01:22:03,527 - ♪ I'm walking on a tight roll ♪ - ♪ Tight roll ♪ 1390 01:22:03,701 --> 01:22:06,573 - ♪ The highs in the life, bro ♪ - ♪ The highs in the life, bro ♪ 1391 01:22:06,747 --> 01:22:11,535 ♪ And tonight might be the last time we get to shine, now ♪ 1392 01:22:11,709 --> 01:22:12,840 " by Jake Schlegel] 1393 01:22:13,015 --> 01:22:14,930 ♪ Wandering through Wichita ♪ 1394 01:22:15,104 --> 01:22:17,454 ♪ Doubting my salvation ♪ 1395 01:22:17,628 --> 01:22:21,110 ♪ On account of all the ways I've gone wrong ♪ 1396 01:22:22,415 --> 01:22:24,852 ♪ And I'm lonesome ♪ 1397 01:22:27,333 --> 01:22:31,120 ♪ Lonesome and longing ♪ 1398 01:22:34,514 --> 01:22:37,822 ♪ I've been searching for the banks of peace ♪ 1399 01:22:37,996 --> 01:22:39,563 ♪ Like a river ♪ 1400 01:22:40,129 --> 01:22:42,131 ♪ With a worn out liver and... ♪ 1401 01:22:42,305 --> 01:22:44,698 I'd like to thank everybody for coming out today 1402 01:22:44,872 --> 01:22:48,528 to celebrate the love of Danny Jones and Rafaela Ramos. 1403 01:22:48,702 --> 01:22:50,835 Wrap it up. Please. 1404 01:22:51,401 --> 01:22:52,663 I have to go. 1405 01:22:54,230 --> 01:22:55,405 Is that Andy Dick? 1406 01:22:55,579 --> 01:22:57,407 Happy wedding day, handsome. 1407 01:22:57,581 --> 01:22:59,539 How did you get Andy Dick to come to our wedding? 1408 01:22:59,713 --> 01:23:02,020 She paid me, numb nuts. 1409 01:23:02,542 --> 01:23:04,109 Twelve hundred bucks. 1410 01:23:05,589 --> 01:23:06,503 You are amazing. 1411 01:23:07,199 --> 01:23:07,983 I know. 1412 01:23:10,028 --> 01:23:12,552 Can you wrap it up? I got to go. 1413 01:23:14,467 --> 01:23:17,557 Okay. If there's, uh, any objections, 1414 01:23:17,731 --> 01:23:20,299 please speak now or forever hold your peace. 1415 01:23:20,473 --> 01:23:21,605 I object. 1416 01:23:23,085 --> 01:23:24,260 You can't marry her, Danny. 1417 01:23:25,870 --> 01:23:26,827 I love you, Danny. 1418 01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:28,960 I've always loved you. 1419 01:23:29,134 --> 01:23:31,658 Oh, no. Can you not do this? 1420 01:23:31,832 --> 01:23:33,791 I have a dentist appointment. 1421 01:23:34,487 --> 01:23:36,228 - Who are you? - Who are you? 1422 01:23:36,402 --> 01:23:38,013 Shit. 1423 01:23:38,187 --> 01:23:39,710 - Oh. - Oh, my God. 1424 01:23:40,493 --> 01:23:41,538 That was-- 1425 01:23:41,712 --> 01:23:43,583 - What? - Whoopsie-daisy. 1426 01:23:44,976 --> 01:23:47,631 All right, with the power invested in me 1427 01:23:47,805 --> 01:23:50,199 by the beautiful district of Lake Elsinore, 1428 01:23:50,373 --> 01:23:53,158 I now pronounce you man and wife. 1429 01:23:54,029 --> 01:23:54,899 You may kiss the bride. 1430 01:23:55,073 --> 01:23:56,640 Whoo! 1431 01:23:56,814 --> 01:23:59,295 Hoorah! Yeah! 1432 01:23:59,469 --> 01:24:01,427 ♪ ...and I'm wandering through Wichita... ♪ 1433 01:24:01,601 --> 01:24:04,561 Well, what are we waiting for? Let's get on the airplane. 1434 01:24:04,735 --> 01:24:08,521 ♪ ...on account of all the ways I've gone wrong ♪ 1435 01:24:09,566 --> 01:24:12,873 - ♪ And I'm lonesome ♪ - Yeah! 1436 01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:19,793 ♪ Lonesome and longing ♪ 1437 01:24:19,967 --> 01:24:22,840 ♪ I'm lonesome ♪ 1438 01:24:25,277 --> 01:24:28,802 ♪ Lonesome and longing ♪ 1439 01:24:45,732 --> 01:24:47,517 Is that a bag of coke? 1440 01:24:48,648 --> 01:24:50,781 You drug addicts! 1441 01:24:51,390 --> 01:24:53,436 Jump out of the plane, please. Now. 1442 01:24:57,353 --> 01:25:00,225 ♪ You baby, I'll, uh ♪ 1443 01:25:00,704 --> 01:25:03,402 ♪ You baby, I'll... ♪ 1444 01:25:05,883 --> 01:25:08,364 ♪ ...always will ♪ 1445 01:25:10,757 --> 01:25:13,543 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 1446 01:25:13,717 --> 01:25:16,023 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 1447 01:25:16,589 --> 01:25:20,027 ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 1448 01:25:22,465 --> 01:25:25,294 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 1449 01:25:25,468 --> 01:25:27,644 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 1450 01:25:28,384 --> 01:25:30,777 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 1451 01:25:30,951 --> 01:25:34,346 Oh, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. 1452 01:25:34,520 --> 01:25:37,915 For the first time ever, I present to you 1453 01:25:38,089 --> 01:25:41,788 Danny and Rafaela motherfuckin' Jones! 1454 01:25:41,962 --> 01:25:43,399 Whoo! 1455 01:26:02,418 --> 01:26:04,115 I miss my son! 1456 01:26:09,642 --> 01:26:11,166 Hey, Danny, um, 1457 01:26:12,079 --> 01:26:14,169 I was skeptical at first, 1458 01:26:14,343 --> 01:26:18,390 but, but I gotta say, I, I'm truly jubilant for the two of you. 1459 01:26:18,956 --> 01:26:20,131 What? 1460 01:26:20,305 --> 01:26:21,698 I'm, I'm, I'm elated. 1461 01:26:22,481 --> 01:26:23,613 You're what? 1462 01:26:24,657 --> 01:26:26,616 Danny, I'm delighted. 1463 01:26:26,790 --> 01:26:28,052 You're losing weight? 1464 01:26:28,966 --> 01:26:30,881 I'm fuckin' happy, Danny. 1465 01:26:31,055 --> 01:26:32,665 Jesus, just say you're fuckin' happy. 1466 01:26:32,839 --> 01:26:34,580 Who's teaching this guy English? 1467 01:26:36,016 --> 01:26:37,366 Seriously? 1468 01:26:37,540 --> 01:26:38,410 Yeah! 1469 01:26:38,584 --> 01:26:40,107 Wedding. Sorry. 1470 01:26:40,282 --> 01:26:41,892 You mind? Is that okay? Yeah. 1471 01:26:42,066 --> 01:26:44,286 - I am relaxed. - Hold on, hold on. 1472 01:26:44,460 --> 01:26:46,505 Wedding. Toast. Where's the bride? 1473 01:26:48,551 --> 01:26:49,465 Hey-ho! 1474 01:26:51,075 --> 01:26:53,425 God bless. Right? God-- 1475 01:26:53,599 --> 01:26:54,470 Whoops. Oh! 1476 01:26:56,863 --> 01:26:57,908 Real quick toast. 1477 01:27:03,653 --> 01:27:06,743 This is-- really? This is your wedding? 1478 01:27:06,917 --> 01:27:08,788 Are you motherfuckin' kidding me? 1479 01:27:09,267 --> 01:27:11,617 Whoops. That's your marriage. 1480 01:27:12,836 --> 01:27:15,404 This-- this is plastic! It doesn't matter. 1481 01:27:16,274 --> 01:27:18,668 The thing is-- is, I know I just met you. 1482 01:27:19,190 --> 01:27:20,931 You seem very nice. 1483 01:27:25,457 --> 01:27:29,026 And you remind me of the stepson... 1484 01:27:30,114 --> 01:27:31,420 ...that I wish was dead. 1485 01:27:33,639 --> 01:27:35,511 So, have at it! 1486 01:27:35,685 --> 01:27:37,687 You guys have fun. I'm gonna go throw up. 1487 01:27:39,515 --> 01:27:40,733 Where's the money? 1488 01:27:40,907 --> 01:27:42,866 Oh-- goddammit! 1489 01:27:43,040 --> 01:27:45,129 What are you-- are you kidding me? 1490 01:27:49,394 --> 01:27:52,049 What the f-- are you out of your mind? 1491 01:27:52,223 --> 01:27:54,094 Camera. Steve. 1492 01:27:54,269 --> 01:27:56,227 I'll be ready to go down. 1493 01:27:56,401 --> 01:27:58,055 Are you gonna go down again? Will you do it or not? 1494 01:27:58,229 --> 01:28:00,187 That's fuckin' good. 1495 01:28:03,756 --> 01:28:07,020 Oh, shit, dude! 1496 01:28:07,804 --> 01:28:08,718 That's right. 1497 01:28:09,501 --> 01:28:11,329 ♪ ...a smile on your face ♪ 1498 01:28:11,503 --> 01:28:13,375 ♪ No one makes me feel that way... ♪ 1499 01:28:13,549 --> 01:28:15,464 All right. All right. Cut. And, uh... 1500 01:28:18,380 --> 01:28:20,120 Action. 1501 01:28:20,295 --> 01:28:22,209 Speaking of those cocksuckin' douchebags 1502 01:28:22,384 --> 01:28:24,734 who have no mothers, and that's why they never were loved-- 1503 01:28:26,431 --> 01:28:27,302 - Oh! - One more. 1504 01:28:27,476 --> 01:28:28,303 Sad, man. 1505 01:28:28,477 --> 01:28:30,130 That was fuckin' sad. 1506 01:28:30,305 --> 01:28:31,828 - Help me out, dude. - It's fuckin' sad. 1507 01:28:34,265 --> 01:28:36,485 Get a little angry on the "motherfucker." 1508 01:28:37,268 --> 01:28:38,748 Right, dude... 1509 01:28:42,186 --> 01:28:43,492 Right, right, right-- 1510 01:28:43,666 --> 01:28:44,754 Nailed it. Lock it in. 1511 01:28:45,885 --> 01:28:47,670 Cool. I knew it. 1512 01:28:48,235 --> 01:28:50,281 I don't speak Spanish either, motherfucker. 1513 01:28:50,455 --> 01:28:51,891 I speak Portuguese. 1514 01:28:52,370 --> 01:28:56,287 Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy, no disrespect here, okay? 1515 01:28:59,029 --> 01:29:00,770 Cut, cut, cut, cut. 1516 01:29:04,164 --> 01:29:05,557 ♪ ...you happened to me ♪ 1517 01:29:05,731 --> 01:29:09,126 ♪ Now I feel like someone new ♪ 1518 01:29:11,258 --> 01:29:13,696 ♪ ...wait another day ♪ 1519 01:29:14,392 --> 01:29:15,480 ♪ When you're so far away ♪ 1520 01:29:15,654 --> 01:29:18,918 I'm better than you! 1521 01:29:20,485 --> 01:29:21,791 ♪ This must be love ♪ 1522 01:29:21,965 --> 01:29:23,053 This ain't a game. 1523 01:29:24,054 --> 01:29:27,579 It is a game, but it's my game, and we win. 1524 01:29:30,669 --> 01:29:31,801 That was good, though. 1525 01:29:32,802 --> 01:29:34,891 I don't have any friends! 1526 01:29:35,892 --> 01:29:38,851 I don't have any real friends! 1527 01:29:40,636 --> 01:29:42,072 Oh, Blake. 1528 01:29:43,029 --> 01:29:44,814 I didn't know the shot was on me. 1529 01:29:44,988 --> 01:29:47,164 - Take ten. Let's do it again. - Oh, my God. 1530 01:29:47,338 --> 01:29:49,209 I think I've seen her on Instagram. 1531 01:29:50,602 --> 01:29:52,169 Can cops have Instagrams? 1532 01:29:52,343 --> 01:29:53,736 I don't know, but she does. 1533 01:29:54,911 --> 01:29:56,042 That's wild. 1534 01:29:58,523 --> 01:30:01,265 Oh! Steve Bell is crushed again. 1535 01:30:01,439 --> 01:30:02,832 He's got the hardest-- 1536 01:30:03,006 --> 01:30:05,791 some kind of animal that doesn't give up. 1537 01:30:05,965 --> 01:30:08,707 Shit on my dick-- that's what it is. Cut that. 1538 01:30:08,881 --> 01:30:10,927 Shit on my dick, 1539 01:30:11,101 --> 01:30:13,799 ladies and gentlemen! That was the wrong call! 1540 01:30:14,496 --> 01:30:17,673 I'll tell you what, SkyFly is more fucked than my ex-wife, 1541 01:30:17,847 --> 01:30:19,718 and that's an accomplishment. 1542 01:30:19,892 --> 01:30:24,027 She's had more sausage... than a fuckin' meat store. 1543 01:30:24,201 --> 01:30:26,856 I'm sorry. Let me do that one more time. 1544 01:30:27,030 --> 01:30:29,119 It's already been fuckin' brought! 1545 01:30:29,293 --> 01:30:31,774 Come on. I want you to fuckin' do it! 1546 01:30:31,948 --> 01:30:33,732 I want you to fuckin' do it! 1547 01:30:34,341 --> 01:30:38,607 Oh. How cute! Can you guys jump out of the plane now? 1548 01:30:38,781 --> 01:30:39,695 Thanks. 1549 01:30:39,869 --> 01:30:40,609 What? 1550 01:30:40,783 --> 01:30:42,872 Hi! Hi! 1551 01:30:43,046 --> 01:30:45,004 - Yeah, yeah. Not now. - Can I open it? 1552 01:30:45,178 --> 01:30:46,745 - Enough, enough. - I'm right! 1553 01:30:46,919 --> 01:30:47,790 Enough? 1554 01:30:52,447 --> 01:30:53,317 Damn it! 1555 01:30:55,580 --> 01:30:56,712 I don't even want it anymore. 1556 01:30:57,190 --> 01:30:58,975 Oh! 1557 01:30:59,802 --> 01:31:01,020 Open! 1558 01:33:28,080 --> 01:33:30,561 - ♪ Uh, I heard they checking for me ♪ - ♪ Shit ♪ 1559 01:33:30,735 --> 01:33:33,390 ♪ No one checking on me so I had to go, run up a check ♪ 1560 01:33:33,564 --> 01:33:35,305 ♪ I got the message, homey ain't no flexin' on me ♪ 1561 01:33:35,479 --> 01:33:37,437 ♪ My attorney gone call and collect ♪ 1562 01:33:37,612 --> 01:33:39,222 ♪ Blessings on blessings for me my success ♪ 1563 01:33:39,396 --> 01:33:41,354 ♪ Has only made 'em envious they got upset ♪ 1564 01:33:41,528 --> 01:33:43,443 ♪ I had to put all their egos in check ♪ 1565 01:33:43,618 --> 01:33:45,445 ♪ I want the money the power respect and I heard ♪ 1566 01:33:45,620 --> 01:33:47,360 ♪ You know so-and-so you not a threat ♪ 1567 01:33:47,534 --> 01:33:49,319 ♪ 'Cause I really know so-and-so they like my family ♪ 1568 01:33:49,493 --> 01:33:51,321 ♪ So they gone pretend that they cool till they bust ♪ 1569 01:33:51,495 --> 01:33:53,323 ♪ At your motherfuckin' chest I'm getting gutter ♪ 1570 01:33:53,497 --> 01:33:55,717 ♪ My flow been like butter my check in the bank ♪ 1571 01:33:55,891 --> 01:33:58,371 ♪ They see the number all of my haters feel one of two ways ♪ 1572 01:33:58,545 --> 01:34:00,591 ♪ Really upset or they show some respect ♪ 1573 01:34:00,765 --> 01:34:03,202 ♪ I can't even think about it I been up, so read about it ♪ 1574 01:34:03,376 --> 01:34:05,640 ♪ Don't beat around it straight to it no ring around it ♪ 1575 01:34:05,814 --> 01:34:07,990 ♪ You coming for me? we'll see about it we never see you ♪ 1576 01:34:08,164 --> 01:34:10,079 ♪ When I kick my feet up a hundred meters way I run the fee up ♪ 1577 01:34:10,253 --> 01:34:12,516 ♪ It go ka-ching an onomatopoeia I had to re-up on the re-up ♪ 1578 01:34:12,690 --> 01:34:14,474 ♪ So you stay defeated and put it back into the beat ♪ 1579 01:34:14,649 --> 01:34:17,347 ♪ 'Cause I don't really need it, ugh ♪ 1580 01:34:17,521 --> 01:34:19,523 ♪ I heard they checking for me no one checking on me ♪ 1581 01:34:19,697 --> 01:34:22,482 ♪ So I had to go run up a check I got the message, homey ♪ 1582 01:34:22,657 --> 01:34:25,355 ♪ Ain't no flexing on me my attorney gone call and collect ♪ 1583 01:34:25,529 --> 01:34:28,358 ♪ Blessings on blessings for me my success has only made 'em envious ♪ 1584 01:34:28,532 --> 01:34:31,361 ♪ They got upset, I had to put all their egos in check ♪ 1585 01:34:31,535 --> 01:34:35,321 ♪ I had to, I had to... put all they egos in check ♪ 1586 01:34:35,495 --> 01:34:37,367 ♪ You're not entitled to anything else ♪ 1587 01:34:37,541 --> 01:34:39,499 ♪ I get ten years of this under my belt ♪ 1588 01:34:39,674 --> 01:34:41,676 ♪ Your art isn't art, they don't feel it and nobody hears it ♪ 1589 01:34:41,850 --> 01:34:43,286 ♪ And it should just stayed on the shelf ♪ 1590 01:34:43,460 --> 01:34:45,331 ♪ Your ego done got it in the way ♪ 1591 01:34:45,505 --> 01:34:48,334 ♪ It gotta die today it gotta go ♪ 1592 01:34:48,508 --> 01:34:50,206 ♪ You should be happy I lightened the load ♪ 1593 01:34:50,380 --> 01:34:52,251 ♪ The weight of your arrogance heavy as stone ♪ 1594 01:34:52,425 --> 01:34:54,427 ♪ I make an appearance they already know ♪ 1595 01:34:54,601 --> 01:34:57,082 ♪ That chip on your shoulder gone crumble and fold, yeah ♪ 1596 01:34:57,256 --> 01:34:59,737 ♪ It's not a secret that you have been fearing the shit that I'm on ♪ 1597 01:34:59,911 --> 01:35:03,480 ♪ So you back to the brag and the boast but I'm in a class of my own ♪ 1598 01:35:04,046 --> 01:35:07,440 ♪ Ugh, I heard they checking for me no one checking on me ♪ 1599 01:35:07,614 --> 01:35:09,486 ♪ So I had to go run up a check ♪ 1600 01:35:09,660 --> 01:35:11,531 ♪ I got the message, homey get no flexing on me ♪ 1601 01:35:11,706 --> 01:35:13,359 ♪ My attorney gone call and collect ♪ 1602 01:35:13,533 --> 01:35:15,187 ♪ Blessings on blessings for me my success ♪ 1603 01:35:15,361 --> 01:35:17,320 ♪ Has only made 'em envious they got upset ♪ 1604 01:35:17,494 --> 01:35:19,278 ♪ I had to put all their egos in check ♪ 1605 01:35:23,152 --> 01:35:24,893 Your team forfeits if you don't get out there. 1606 01:35:28,461 --> 01:35:29,506 I don't suck! 1607 01:35:31,943 --> 01:35:33,292 Blake doesn't suck! 1608 01:35:33,466 --> 01:35:35,251 Okay? Blake gets sucked! 1609 01:35:35,904 --> 01:35:37,993 Dad? 1610 01:35:38,167 --> 01:35:40,169 ♪ Ooh, that sugar sweet ♪ 1611 01:35:40,343 --> 01:35:42,345 ♪ You got what I need ♪ 1612 01:35:42,519 --> 01:35:44,564 ♪ Sipping on the potion ♪ 1613 01:35:44,739 --> 01:35:46,566 ♪ All that good emotion ♪ 1614 01:35:46,741 --> 01:35:48,960 ♪ Just my kinda heat... ♪ 1615 01:35:49,134 --> 01:35:50,396 Ladies and gentlemen, we might be sending this 1616 01:35:50,570 --> 01:35:51,615 to America's Funniest Videos. 1617 01:35:51,789 --> 01:35:53,008 ♪ ...the motion ♪ 1618 01:35:56,707 --> 01:36:00,102 ♪ Live it up, live it up live it up sweet emotion... ♪ 1619 01:36:00,276 --> 01:36:01,973 - What? - You almost got it. 113987