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oh you head of all the time
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enjoy animal in spite of you worry about
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that house of [ __ ] anything to declare
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I miss my go ahead to the Brighton a you
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know hit on an Audi frighten you mind
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I'm [ __ ] me now re
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look here the man who's won 100,000
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pounds he's coming here to this boarding
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house where we are the only two females
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Oh besides mrs. Brown of course yes and
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you can always poison her I don't think
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you're taking me seriously
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you're so right Christine here you are
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all set to chase the Mafia's money and
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you don't even know what he looks like
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but I do look here's a picture of him on
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the front page I did that the exchange
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in law
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what's he advertising weedkiller
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there you are mr. Blake how nice to have
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you with us again and I'm glad to see
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you're not too grand to stay here after
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winning all that money but as I said to
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myself and I saw it in the papers I said
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I wonder if we should see mr. Plagueis
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or are they were saying at the Majestic
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this time but you're not one to be small
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of a bit of black are you know course
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not well would you like to see your
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rooms I expect you'd like to change
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before lunch I'll show you out myself
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nothing's too good for you that's what
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we've always had nothing well I think
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you'd like to unpack and get settled in
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I hope you'll be comfortable I have
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let's fly all my other guests you know I
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keep them happy understand you get
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nowadays off what they used to be are
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they pictures of boyfriends all they
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think about oh well a nice feeling all
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you I'll bet she was vaccinate with a
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gamma phone made with the blunt end no
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ticket cards might take a car look Harry
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I wish you wouldn't carry your winnings
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around with you it's not safe I said
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we're gonna rub myself no no I mean you
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should put all this in the bank bank
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last place to put it a lot safe do you
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realize how many banks it got broke
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lately no there's hundreds of them
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there's the well well the Clydebank that
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talk about the banks of Loch Lomond I'll
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get the heads above water even the blood
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bank is asking for donations yes but
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don't run influence me with out of
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inflation what bicycle tires observation
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balloons Hoopoe cushions I suppose I put
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my money in the bank then what happens
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well you don't interrupt before no I am
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the fact managers persuaded me to buy
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shares it's a terribly
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let's burn out the money on shares know
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what happens what the bottom starts
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pulling out the market every day prices
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are low it
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oh she's awfully how about top notch it
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not her you know where the markets are
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crashing yeah whoo Wall Street Wendy the
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street the boss to set up and save
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something on the crash I know it even
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worse quickly so much time tell me let's
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hide it's over in the roll you mad no no
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there must be somewhere mrs. brown
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stains if the guests don't don't blow up
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lunch should be ready at 1:00
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don't you be ready it - here they are
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now this is miss Sheila Gilroy miss
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Christine Russell when you simple Sheila
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Gilliam is Christine Russell was the
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Harry flaker and I'm very happy to know
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you and last but not least this is the
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major I'm very pleased to meet you my
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birth and welcome you into our heavy
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little circle thank you thank you very
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much
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well doesn't have the pleasure of
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meeting up a football winner every day
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the word you know no but you have it
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wrong it's my friend Harry my name is
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Pike is it well here you must be very
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careful with all that money of yours
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invested wisely you know we must get
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together and have a little chat over one
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or two business metals take the Suez
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could have a company for instance no
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it's Clarence it in 1885 he said nothing
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of the kind
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he said money should be invested wisely
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and shrewdly William will you be staying
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here very long mr. flake as Oh may I
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call you Harry
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please do miss Russell is Russell ho but
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it's not at all friendly I want you to
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call me Christine okay Christine do you
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find many people chasing you if your
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money mr. flake er no she'd have to meet
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my money
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hmm British consuls lost half a point
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Burmese railway seemed rather unsteady
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Mexican plateaus down four points ah
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here's an interesting item of news the
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popular press informs us I quote mr.
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Harry plecos the recent winner of the
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record football dividend is content she
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tells our representative to spend his
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holidays he's always done in the past in
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the same modest little guesthouse in
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Brighton he is the cetera et cetera I
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unquote what a fortunate fellow is mr.
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Harry play coz is should always remember
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something that was told to me or some
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time ago by a roommate of mine yeah
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Wormwood Scrubs well would no no I think
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people strange way that clear
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man good it would my son and here a
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quote only if you ever want to go
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through it off without trouble you
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better put your mouth to the wheel your
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shoulder to the grindstone no better
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than a wall to do you shape the old man
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of course yes yes yes yes yes
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regards to mr. Harry flicka's I rather
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feel that our need he's crazier than he
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then yes I think - bracing brighten
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prove most beneficial physically morally
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possibly financially hey what do you say
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my lady [ __ ] hmm I begin what do you
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think of this tell what seems to be
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fitting at the smooth surface of your
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delinquent equilibrium huh Candace yeah
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how do you think these fibers are coming
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fast and furious I hope hmm pity that
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all the same number still we must not be
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too critically I'm quite confident the
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peasantry will provide the usual in
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discriminating victims that's the only
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sort of money we got yes you've said and
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now my friend
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we must budget our Brighton Enterprise
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enterprise what's the caper this time
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sport keeper my friend hey is that
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discussed before operation flickers now
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we should require to return ticket to
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Brighton but clouds should be the five
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pounder mm-hmm accommodation at the
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modest little guesthouse
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with the full board liquid refreshments
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bully for you let here and now the
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little incidental expenses one adept
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wink are nothing sorry doesn't change
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much of it no no people the she's the
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major yes no they didn't drink we were
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going to have together I've been picking
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earnest lips but they vast sum of money
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of yours now if I'm seeing earlier I
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have a few business context no major
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it's my friend Harry you want is it yes
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he's got the sponge UNIX sponge UNIX the
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critical disease now major the sponge
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UNIX in the fingers oh the worst place
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you can have it
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he travels straight up brain and
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crumbles the arm no no no it travels up
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the arm and couples the brain yes it's
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pretty horrible anyway but as I was
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saying about making money of yours my
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boy um I suggested to invest it wisely
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now when I was financial adviser to the
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[ __ ] until off distiller in mister over
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proofs managing director you mister say
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to me
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uh-huh what's this secret drinking
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session how did you know oh it's you my
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dear huh
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yeah well we can't discuss business
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matters when ladies present can we
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continue a little gently tubs yes yes
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spunky weeks well what are you boys
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doing tonight well we were thinking of
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going for a walk and stretching our legs
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they're made of rubber you know shiranai
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again to a show and we thought you might
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like to come along
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hey that's a great idea spike how about
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making up a foursome huh well I don't
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know I was gonna go to the museum museum
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yes this is I like museums you know when
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I get me Museum yes can't get me out I
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mean they won't let your music well
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isn't that a coincidence she was just
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saying how much he loves music
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that makes everything fine what honey
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when sprite can go to the museum and how
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do you and I yeah Jesus yes hey wait a
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minute
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I'm not going to the museum I'm gonna be
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Santa I want to see the show - Christine
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its Frank what I'd stick to my original
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suggestion and all make up before so
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alright anything for peace and quiet
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well alright then
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come along she know we better get ready
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goodbye Harry Kim see you in half an
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hour
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oh well spike she loves me mm-hmm she's
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wonderful wonderful nothing take away
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her lovely blond hair and what have you
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got the most beautiful bald-headed woman
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have Brighton well honey I hope she
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doesn't sting us for any expensive seats
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probably well that spike out pay you're
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sure you can manage Harry you're down to
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your last hundred thousand you know
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mm-hmm well spike you better get ready
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well I thought it would be a good chance
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to get Harry alone I work better without
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a crowd around
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I don't you still getting ahead of your
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team then cross why not oh no reason
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you mean by that a hundred thousand
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pounds is quite nice well I don't know
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it seems like a mean trick Christine oh
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I don't know and you do the same if you
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were in my shoes no I wouldn't not to a
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sweet-natured boy like Harry it's
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obviously since dozen could easily be
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hurt now you wouldn't be getting
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interested yourself would you better
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mind you don't I've made up my mind and
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I don't want you cutting in you can't
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say that Christine maybe you're not his
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type
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I wonder what type he really likes well
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if he likes those boys shy kind of women
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I shouldn't think so I'll tell you what
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Sheila well I'll try the or try the
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neurotic
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ed Davis type of woman well see how he'd
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like that now you're Harry and I'm
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neurotic and I'm Bette Davis
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I love Utica and how lovely of you to
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ask me out I've got a locked element
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I'll get cigarettes
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hey boy no I don't think that's his type
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at all how about Gloria Swanson Swanson
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in her heyday Branson
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relax Harry relax
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Oh haven't you ever taken a girl out
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before no nobody is taking like a
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surgeon at his first operation that's no
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laughing matter that happens to be a
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very nerve-wracking experience really
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yes indeed so many more have you ever
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seen an operation no ever seen a
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neurosurgeon in operation no I'll tell
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you about it's a done it have to a
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friend of mine once he was a surgeon at
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a very big London Hospital you see
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imagine it a seen the operating theatres
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of a big London hospital all around at
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tears upon tears and medical still was
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watching him waiting fair Omegas first
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mistake hmm in front is the patient laid
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out for the operation coming in a big
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white sheet and on the left on the left
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stands a nurse with all the instruments
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of torture he's very nervous
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he's very embarrassed and his first
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operation he's just coming into the
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operating theatre hello
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thank you nurse no I'm not nervous
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you
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you
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you know we take out the time hey lace
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but half of those girls
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why shouldn't Mario suppose it upstairs
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getting ready you know how girls are
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hey you know what I like Christine but
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she frightens me well that she's a big
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girl Angie mm-hmm she's strong see
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they're ours
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mm-hmm well I should let him make a
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monkey out of you Harry are we gonna
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make a monkey out of a spike my you look
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lovely tonight
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oh that's a beautiful perfume you're
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wearing too isn't it it's Knobble isn't
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it no tabal oh no you can't fool me I
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know it anyway that Sabu Hey it's taboo
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Sabbath the boy that washes anything Oh
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No can you think of anyone who needs
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perfume over here that
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well my friend to see who that was
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oh that my friend was the man with
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100,000 pounds hairy flickers what are
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we waiting for
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add that they're not so quick mantich
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was fair not so fast which will make his
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acquaintance in due course in the
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meantime please ring the bell would you
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good day - madam
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how do you do can I help you I sincerely
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hope some renovation city hoops ooh my
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friend and I are seeking refuge from the
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hurly-burly of the great metropolis and
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we hope to find accommodation in your
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charming residence we've heard so much
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praise of you that it would break our
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hearts if we had a furnace we're
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absolutely break our hearts I have a
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double room if you don't mind sharing
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it's a very nice indeed meadow splendid
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my colleague and I have so much to
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discuss business you know the sharing
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room wouldn't inconvenience us
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whatsoever well then if you'll just sign
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the register I'll take you out my name
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Edward Haines press London West
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occupation printer engraver and
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duplicator Miko Marcus graves your full
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name
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why don't you drop dead little lady
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later mrs. Brown you must be very busy
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this time of year I've great admiration
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for people like you who run things so
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efficiently well I do my best
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now if you'll come along I'll show you
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the way it's the first floor we have
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some charming people staying out of the
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mobile probably to join the window
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sunshine mrs. rahama you'll never guess
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who's in the next room to you ah merci
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Pierre no no not the sharper yes he who
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yesterday cuz the jelly would have won
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all money in the football pools la me
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what a turn-up for the book I think your
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failings referring to the book he's
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right here he's a literary Jason linking
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that successful of course I think you'll
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find it's very comfortable for the
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lovely view of a thief in the window if
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you stand on a chair Dean well out
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splendid splendid Devon splendid lady
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you must remind me to get a chair and
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trace one day I remember when I first
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took this place the state of
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dilapidation was a terrible the
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wallpaper was coming off the walls and
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the paint workers aren't you thinking so
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good mr. graves you know when a lot of
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influence are about yes I realize that
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but I didn't think it but you don't look
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so good yourself sister
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not since I had a day's illness in my
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life I'm not talking about your health I
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just said you don't look so good
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well I uh doesn't make any difference
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one day you're laughing and happy just
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like me and all of a sudden bingo bingo
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mm-hmm
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open your trap say ah
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no yeah he made me open my mouth Oh give
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me that I shall see the drop
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compensating to this deed he or not you
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will be compensated in cash would have
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we can get the machine working knees up
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mother Brown
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he's our mother bro
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now they're putting head what rubbish
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chicken costume was in this bottle
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branding brandy
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and now let it now to work first of all
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we must consider microphone in our
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perspective clients room we might be
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able to overhear something that can be
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of our advantage have you all the
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necessary equipment huh I bought him up
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a Boy Scout he needed the money for his
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income tax let's just do our good deed
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for the day first of all we must conceal
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our microphone hmm looks a potential
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isn't it here I pinched it from the baby
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see they might have pinched a good one
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whilst you were about it
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I wouldn't I only had four minutes huh
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where can I put it you can stick it no
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play oh the pool yeah there's been a lot
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of it about hasn't it hey do you know
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one man dies every six hours of flu is
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how monotonous for him
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hello what have we here
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all right it's mr. flickers little money
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box how sweet
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what do you think
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really good indeed huh made by very very
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reputable firm yeah Royal Mint you mean
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arroyo just a movement let me so
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impetuous my friend you must release
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this hoard then get down to some
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constructive work
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oh yeah but we can't leave this wood it
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will it be yeah we criminal all in good
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time let it go all in good time now
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replace the case and let's get there to
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our room yeah I will manufacture some
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spurious high-power notes
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staging for the genuine article and then
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we can be taught with our day job listen
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Big Ed you're a terrific man you're a
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financial wizard wizard lady with the
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wizard oh yes hang on terribly report
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mm-hmm it's very very funny of T right
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now back to our machines
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close any close maybe the other side
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this night and Andromeda has reached its
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zenith I come to you you may be
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initiated into the last of the great
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arts the art of metabolism
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I saw a general think you know people
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tended in the audience you'll see now
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once you won't clap your hands above
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your head like this and concentrate on
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me
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in trade
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concentrate
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well those of you who can uncross your
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arms
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those of you who cannot come up onto the
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stage
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[Music]
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ah this is what I require these people
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are now completely under my control in
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my power slaves
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lower your hand
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you are now members of the Bulge estoy
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grin State Philharmonic Orchestra you
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you will rise above the insignificant
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role you play in life and will become
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the first violinist of this grand
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orchestra second violinist double bass
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cellos
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soprano
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[Applause]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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having elevated you to the rose
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celestial music
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I will now transport you to the
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primitive the best still you are now the
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world's heavyweight champion fight
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they're the perfect coordination of mind
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and muscles the footwork the cross
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delights the power the control this man
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has been transformed against his will
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into a magnificent fighting machine and
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that ladies and gentlemen
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[Applause]
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[Applause]
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I feel we had an accident oh well see
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the wrestler sure now you stop the show
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I don't think we're very popular around
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here accidents - are you kidding
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come on we're gonna get going yeah so
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you think all hypnotists the fakes and
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everybody's plotted mm-hmm who planted
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you well my mother said the stork
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brought us huh his mother one mm-hmm one
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of triplets one of us as a girl and what
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was the said you never found out
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it flew away if I'd been in the cradle
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with you I'd have done the same well my
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dear hands I'm sure you'll find the dog
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coconut corporation is a flourishing
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concern maybe enormous dividend counted
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up to me oh no no charge it up to me
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so do I charge it up to here oh very
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good sir
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well major back to business yes of
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course
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well here are my dessert 100 shares in
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the North Pole coconut corporation yeah
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fine and here you are my friend 100
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pound in crisp new fibers well link us
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up and now if you'll excuse me I have
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some fins to meet but of god lady
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there's one born every minute I get
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there's one born every minute
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- his balls a horrible I did you cannot
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let me get you a drink
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Harry Harry Harry
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my name's spike you know my dear this is
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wearing a bit thin is it my boy so it is
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oh where we can zoom rectify that can't
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wait to launch unit everything I have
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some shares of a certain little tail
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some other time major we were just
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leaving
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for bargains from durricks your gin sir
552
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you ever think it would you think what
553
00:43:03,490 --> 00:43:07,630
sir well there they all seem to have
554
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:09,220
contracted the dreadful affliction what
555
00:43:07,630 --> 00:43:12,100
affliction sir it's ponderings
556
00:43:09,220 --> 00:43:13,960
most pernicious disease the natives used
557
00:43:12,100 --> 00:43:16,780
to get it in their bazaars very nasty
558
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:19,150
place to get it's the worst fear he was
559
00:43:16,780 --> 00:43:21,250
to Marin my dogs we had shoot him
560
00:43:19,150 --> 00:43:24,220
ready yes sometimes had to shoot the
561
00:43:21,250 --> 00:43:26,160
dogs as well were they mad well they
562
00:43:24,220 --> 00:43:28,600
weren't very pleased about it you real
563
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:30,910
good even bomb good evening sir
564
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:33,220
a large gin please I'm celebrating
565
00:43:30,910 --> 00:43:34,870
tonight celebrating sir and what is the
566
00:43:33,220 --> 00:43:40,380
application I've just buried my
567
00:43:34,870 --> 00:43:40,380
mother-in-law I had to she died
568
00:43:40,620 --> 00:43:45,570
don't use me son
569
00:43:42,670 --> 00:43:47,770
but I am I seem to know your face you do
570
00:43:45,570 --> 00:43:50,440
let me know I see new download the
571
00:43:47,770 --> 00:43:58,780
chavín de ja vu watch having know the
572
00:43:50,440 --> 00:44:01,210
large gym very good vehicle this is see
573
00:43:58,780 --> 00:44:04,420
that trophy up there yes I bagged that
574
00:44:01,210 --> 00:44:08,350
who do yes I shot it right between the
575
00:44:04,420 --> 00:44:11,650
yards yeah that time you thought I
576
00:44:08,350 --> 00:44:16,630
usually say saving aim you have of the
577
00:44:11,650 --> 00:44:21,370
man said said ok well lady what about a
578
00:44:16,630 --> 00:44:25,690
little game of cut hmm cut but that's a
579
00:44:21,370 --> 00:44:29,530
game a chance chance lady not the way I
580
00:44:25,690 --> 00:44:32,710
played hmm now it'll speak shall we say
581
00:44:29,530 --> 00:44:34,510
well I'll bet you plan a pound oh I
582
00:44:32,710 --> 00:44:41,920
don't want to see your money lady
583
00:44:34,510 --> 00:44:45,040
yes it's insolence game King hot lady
584
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:46,300
don't show it to me the gentleman's game
585
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:51,660
I didn't want to see it
586
00:44:46,300 --> 00:44:54,900
ah akiko ace
587
00:44:51,660 --> 00:45:10,230
I so of course we don't believe you want
588
00:44:54,900 --> 00:45:14,520
to see a dojo dancer
589
00:45:10,230 --> 00:45:17,100
you must have a drink with beans excuse
590
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:24,150
me who you care to have a drink with me
591
00:45:17,100 --> 00:45:25,920
why why like you yeah I've got something
592
00:45:24,150 --> 00:45:30,060
to tell you why
593
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:33,170
you see that fella over there he's one
594
00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:41,070
of the finest fellows as ever the breeze
595
00:45:33,170 --> 00:45:47,690
yeah who him he he's done more for
596
00:45:41,070 --> 00:45:47,690
mankind the learning of the fire breathe
597
00:45:50,780 --> 00:45:55,650
hmm
598
00:45:53,030 --> 00:46:00,810
still got this one Julius yes I've got
599
00:45:55,650 --> 00:46:02,420
them here Oh and the chest now yeah I
600
00:46:00,810 --> 00:46:07,610
knew they'd get you in the end
601
00:46:02,420 --> 00:46:07,610
have you any idea who you got the from
602
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:19,200
fools how you must hate him oh yeah
603
00:46:15,870 --> 00:46:21,150
don't go away when I'm talking to you
604
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:30,630
that's very rude can you stand still
605
00:46:21,150 --> 00:46:35,070
five minutes what's he done what's he
606
00:46:30,630 --> 00:46:38,910
done what's this I'm absent show me the
607
00:46:35,070 --> 00:46:41,270
watches don't drop dead a drink for you
608
00:46:38,910 --> 00:46:41,270
my dear
609
00:46:48,940 --> 00:47:04,849
hey Robin another brain brandy any less
610
00:46:55,329 --> 00:47:06,829
suda2 much well that brings us to the
611
00:47:04,849 --> 00:47:09,770
halfway mark my hard-working satellite
612
00:47:06,829 --> 00:47:11,450
you can say that I hear that Lee well
613
00:47:09,770 --> 00:47:13,670
that brings us to the halfway mark may
614
00:47:11,450 --> 00:47:16,700
had working test all right bright boy I
615
00:47:13,670 --> 00:47:20,060
wish I had your head stopped over my
616
00:47:16,700 --> 00:47:22,520
mantelpiece come now let us not lose our
617
00:47:20,060 --> 00:47:23,780
sense of humor para debt is not after
618
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:26,089
all in a very short while we should be
619
00:47:23,780 --> 00:47:28,540
positioned of a large amount of genuine
620
00:47:26,089 --> 00:47:30,380
currency and then we'll be set for life
621
00:47:28,540 --> 00:47:32,960
well what are we waiting for
622
00:47:30,380 --> 00:47:35,950
look at the time good heavens 12:30
623
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:35,950
howdy Caxton hurry
624
00:47:54,560 --> 00:49:05,440
[Music]
625
00:49:09,350 --> 00:49:13,920
well Harry what do you think this
626
00:49:11,550 --> 00:49:16,850
physique alright do you think it'll ever
627
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:19,320
take the place of the human bunny
628
00:49:16,850 --> 00:49:31,830
they were just jealous oh why my crimson
629
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:35,540
torso that's all madam this is a
630
00:49:31,830 --> 00:49:35,540
bathroom and never compounded be right
631
00:49:39,580 --> 00:49:45,360
[Music]
632
00:49:42,260 --> 00:49:48,510
Mouse Pike I couldn't stand it this
633
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:49,740
morning understand it any morning you
634
00:49:48,510 --> 00:49:55,050
should have brought so much last night
635
00:49:49,740 --> 00:50:06,120
oh I know I think I better get a refill
636
00:49:55,050 --> 00:50:09,740
I spread a packet last night madam this
637
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:09,740
is a bathroom and nothing nothing
638
00:50:12,050 --> 00:50:20,070
nothing like last night now be a nervous
639
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:23,400
wreck come in money boys how you feel Oh
640
00:50:20,070 --> 00:50:25,560
Oh make Sheila Oh terrible head it's an
641
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:27,000
odd shape but it'll pass in a crowd
642
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:29,550
oh this morning dear but enough from him
643
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:30,870
oh well I'm just on my way down to town
644
00:50:29,550 --> 00:50:33,890
anything you want oh yes please
645
00:50:30,870 --> 00:50:38,070
some morning paper money somebody dead
646
00:50:33,890 --> 00:50:39,660
hmm and some cigarettes for me too
647
00:50:38,070 --> 00:50:41,970
I'm sorry I'm gonna take a smaller dear
648
00:50:39,660 --> 00:50:42,390
oh it's alright I'll change around the
649
00:50:41,970 --> 00:50:45,290
bus
650
00:50:42,390 --> 00:50:45,290
bye
651
00:50:55,250 --> 00:50:58,830
don't do that
652
00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:02,970
hurry up thousand about the breakfast
653
00:50:58,830 --> 00:51:44,430
thousand ready twenty circling a second
654
00:51:02,970 --> 00:51:46,290
about your five could you not your mr.
655
00:51:44,430 --> 00:51:48,810
Blake is a mr. Donnelly I'd like you to
656
00:51:46,290 --> 00:51:51,480
meet our two new guests mr. Haines a mr.
657
00:51:48,810 --> 00:51:53,070
gray did I do that sure
658
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:54,630
well what did you like the guy I'm
659
00:51:53,070 --> 00:51:56,970
having frege's and since Mike Donnelly
660
00:51:54,630 --> 00:51:59,100
my pal I'm delighted know he delighted
661
00:51:56,970 --> 00:52:00,450
mr. play because I'd like you to meet my
662
00:51:59,100 --> 00:52:02,100
colleague mr. graves
663
00:52:00,450 --> 00:52:07,230
oh not dig a grave some six feet down
664
00:52:02,100 --> 00:52:11,130
under six feet graves why don't you drop
665
00:52:07,230 --> 00:52:15,180
dead spike Donnelly
666
00:52:11,130 --> 00:52:17,460
why don't you drop dead too the most
667
00:52:15,180 --> 00:52:19,110
enjoyable encounter mr. plinkus mrs.
668
00:52:17,460 --> 00:52:20,580
Brown has told me so much about you I
669
00:52:19,110 --> 00:52:20,970
feel as though I've known you all my
670
00:52:20,580 --> 00:52:22,710
life
671
00:52:20,970 --> 00:52:25,140
I'm sure we're going to get on very very
672
00:52:22,710 --> 00:52:27,000
well together this kickers hey I trust
673
00:52:25,140 --> 00:52:28,970
you sleep well I'll stop over like the
674
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:31,530
dead yeah dead drunk
675
00:52:28,970 --> 00:52:33,810
you know what that poor boys got the
676
00:52:31,530 --> 00:52:34,410
spoon do it on a strange dream last
677
00:52:33,810 --> 00:52:36,420
night major
678
00:52:34,410 --> 00:52:37,920
really yes I dropped two men came into
679
00:52:36,420 --> 00:52:41,520
my room for me out of whiskey in the
680
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:43,260
crypt out again you are in a bad way
681
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:50,390
looks to me as though you've got the
682
00:52:43,260 --> 00:52:50,390
real spondulicks he want my cigarette
683
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:58,200
hello let the police station I want
684
00:52:56,280 --> 00:53:01,440
reported that five pound boats been fast
685
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:04,320
on me why'd you say a counterfeit five
686
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:05,730
pound note oh that's very serious very
687
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:08,099
serious matter
688
00:53:05,730 --> 00:53:11,069
tell me this and tell me no more what
689
00:53:08,099 --> 00:53:13,349
color is it white that's very
690
00:53:11,069 --> 00:53:15,329
significant very significant what not a
691
00:53:13,349 --> 00:53:16,589
minute no till I get the book I have to
692
00:53:15,329 --> 00:53:18,210
write down the details and the
693
00:53:16,589 --> 00:53:23,039
particular how would your houses know
694
00:53:18,210 --> 00:53:23,700
till I get the book anyone see me
695
00:53:23,039 --> 00:53:27,450
notebook lads
696
00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:29,549
hey Charlie Charlie did you see me
697
00:53:27,450 --> 00:53:32,819
notebook the one we keep the dark scores
698
00:53:29,549 --> 00:53:34,769
in don't think that who do see ya now I
699
00:53:32,819 --> 00:53:36,660
hope you've all had sufficient speak
700
00:53:34,769 --> 00:53:39,599
myself Madame an excellent meal
701
00:53:36,660 --> 00:53:45,049
excellent and beautifully prepared it
702
00:53:39,599 --> 00:53:45,049
was much yes it's beautifully prepared
703
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:49,769
there's a gentleman to see mr. flake is
704
00:53:48,059 --> 00:53:50,609
with an American act shall have only
705
00:53:49,769 --> 00:53:53,190
well English chaps
706
00:53:50,609 --> 00:53:57,210
no he's wearing a hat with a small miss
707
00:53:53,190 --> 00:53:59,039
- my head screams I know this character
708
00:53:57,210 --> 00:54:01,470
has he got a Canadian accent he talks
709
00:53:59,039 --> 00:54:02,970
like they do on the movies and I do know
710
00:54:01,470 --> 00:54:04,319
him he's a Salesman he was here
711
00:54:02,970 --> 00:54:06,750
yesterday trying to see you but I told
712
00:54:04,319 --> 00:54:08,369
him you didn't want to buy anything oh I
713
00:54:06,750 --> 00:54:21,059
can handle these sales look fellas I'll
714
00:54:08,369 --> 00:54:22,650
get rid of them mm-hmm mr. blanka's by
715
00:54:21,059 --> 00:54:25,109
the merest coincidence I happen to have
716
00:54:22,650 --> 00:54:27,000
with me the magnificent magnificent joke
717
00:54:25,109 --> 00:54:29,220
book full of 10,000 gags and coveted
718
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,480
advices a laugh in every line I don't
719
00:54:29,220 --> 00:54:31,920
want to see it you can't see it
720
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:33,869
obviously you need glasses
721
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:35,849
I represent the Wonder synoptic company
722
00:54:33,869 --> 00:54:39,029
try out contact lenses and put a gleam
723
00:54:35,849 --> 00:54:42,059
in your eyes we also have spectacle
724
00:54:39,029 --> 00:54:44,789
frames in all colors and sizes we have
725
00:54:42,059 --> 00:54:48,690
large extra-large and I wish I had
726
00:54:44,789 --> 00:54:49,980
bigger ears if you don't leave soon one
727
00:54:48,690 --> 00:54:51,359
of us is going to have an accident then
728
00:54:49,980 --> 00:54:53,549
in my case I represent the rigor mortis
729
00:54:51,359 --> 00:54:55,910
insurance company on the cradle to the
730
00:54:53,549 --> 00:54:59,569
grave we make your accidents worth more
731
00:54:55,910 --> 00:55:02,279
the more the agony the moral of money
732
00:54:59,569 --> 00:55:03,599
what does it pay oh well that all
733
00:55:02,279 --> 00:55:05,940
depends on the size of the accident my
734
00:55:03,599 --> 00:55:07,380
friend hmm suppose he got sound of a
735
00:55:05,940 --> 00:55:10,200
plane without a parachute
736
00:55:07,380 --> 00:55:13,680
well the parachute 1,000 ponch another
737
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:17,789
passion yeah well suppose I was drowned
738
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:18,950
ah even better mm funds what if I was
739
00:55:17,789 --> 00:55:21,140
poison
740
00:55:18,950 --> 00:55:27,550
and you're in luck if you're poisoning a
741
00:55:21,140 --> 00:55:27,550
plane the falls in the sea you're alive
742
00:55:28,130 --> 00:55:32,270
I don't want any insurance my friend my
743
00:55:30,470 --> 00:55:33,140
friend think of your wife and kids I
744
00:55:32,270 --> 00:55:35,270
have money
745
00:55:33,140 --> 00:55:36,440
you happened in that case my friend I
746
00:55:35,270 --> 00:55:39,079
represent the Reno Last Chance
747
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:41,420
matrimonial agency we have all types my
748
00:55:39,079 --> 00:55:42,950
friend redhead deadheads brunette why
749
00:55:41,420 --> 00:55:45,050
don't you go you're giving me a headache
750
00:55:42,950 --> 00:55:46,760
a headache oh I'm very fortunate to you
751
00:55:45,050 --> 00:55:48,859
sir I represent my friend the one over
752
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:50,480
Tommy gasping company our product is
753
00:55:48,859 --> 00:55:52,160
guaranteed to banish any headache take
754
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:54,349
two of these red pills and your headache
755
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:55,790
will vanish it does yes but your hair
756
00:55:54,349 --> 00:55:57,680
falls out mm-hmm
757
00:55:55,790 --> 00:56:00,250
don't worry though take two of these
758
00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:02,839
green pills and your hair grows the game
759
00:56:00,250 --> 00:56:04,490
about your eyebrows fall off never mind
760
00:56:02,839 --> 00:56:07,099
my friend take three of these gray pills
761
00:56:04,490 --> 00:56:11,200
and your eyebrows grow back in again
762
00:56:07,099 --> 00:56:33,589
what's that your headache comes back
763
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:36,079
I'll call the police oh you are the
764
00:56:33,589 --> 00:56:38,270
police is that a machine I Gilroy yeah
765
00:56:36,079 --> 00:56:41,780
she like everyone yeah she's here I'd
766
00:56:38,270 --> 00:56:44,660
like to speak to her please oh I'll call
767
00:56:41,780 --> 00:56:51,260
it Sheila
768
00:56:44,660 --> 00:56:53,690
someone to see you oh you wanted to see
769
00:56:51,260 --> 00:56:56,599
me miss you all right yeah that's right
770
00:56:53,690 --> 00:57:00,339
do you pass this five-pound note kind of
771
00:56:56,599 --> 00:57:00,339
Thompson's its back nice this morning
772
00:57:01,300 --> 00:57:06,500
well yes this is my signature on today
773
00:57:03,829 --> 00:57:08,480
right see I'm afraid I'll have to ask a
774
00:57:06,500 --> 00:57:11,390
few particulars you see it happens to be
775
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:12,579
a forgery Oh dread yes is there anywhere
776
00:57:11,390 --> 00:57:14,869
where I could speak to you privately
777
00:57:12,579 --> 00:57:19,520
well we can get into the lounge
778
00:57:14,869 --> 00:57:21,950
thank you very much oh you're going to
779
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:24,530
lock her up lock she up fun they got
780
00:57:21,950 --> 00:57:26,240
taking it away now she does she's been
781
00:57:24,530 --> 00:57:29,740
passing counterfeit five-pound notes all
782
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:33,010
around the town money being possum
783
00:57:29,740 --> 00:57:34,990
enrichment he's grateful III can't stay
784
00:57:33,010 --> 00:57:37,270
under this roof another moment let it
785
00:57:34,990 --> 00:57:38,980
upstairs and pack the bags we must leave
786
00:57:37,270 --> 00:57:39,610
immediately we have our reputation to
787
00:57:38,980 --> 00:57:41,260
consider
788
00:57:39,610 --> 00:57:42,250
and met him who drew very much mind
789
00:57:41,260 --> 00:57:44,470
having the bill ready in five minutes
790
00:57:42,250 --> 00:57:46,630
please join me it's never happened to my
791
00:57:44,470 --> 00:57:57,090
place before it s kind of medival
792
00:57:46,630 --> 00:57:57,090
positives candle hmm
793
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:11,470
hey ma can you wallet from nevermind
794
00:58:08,650 --> 00:58:18,700
give it to me quick hmm I got a hunch I
795
00:58:11,470 --> 00:58:20,230
may be wrong three four one three four
796
00:58:18,700 --> 00:58:25,300
one two three four one they're all the
797
00:58:20,230 --> 00:58:26,820
same number their dad's dad's does dodge
798
00:58:25,300 --> 00:58:32,100
yeah
799
00:58:26,820 --> 00:58:36,040
can you mean all the others up there no
800
00:58:32,100 --> 00:58:36,880
poor boys home boys what on earth is the
801
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:38,200
matter with them
802
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:42,460
the last throes of the dreaded
803
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:44,190
spondulicks made you know sort of the me
804
00:58:42,460 --> 00:58:48,130
immediately
805
00:58:44,190 --> 00:58:49,450
Neelix please don't come near you must
806
00:58:48,130 --> 00:58:51,580
realize the musician in which such an
807
00:58:49,450 --> 00:58:52,510
occurrence please me now after all this
808
00:58:51,580 --> 00:58:54,520
sort of thing is proud to bring
809
00:58:52,510 --> 00:58:55,990
distasteful publicity when my friends in
810
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:56,620
the city hear about it and they won't
811
00:58:55,990 --> 00:58:59,320
like it a bit
812
00:58:56,620 --> 00:59:00,490
in sodium atom I'm forced to depart I am
813
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:04,950
so sorry
814
00:59:00,490 --> 00:59:07,210
Liam the luggage wait your sister was a
815
00:59:04,950 --> 00:59:13,260
rebel with a considerable about maggot
816
00:59:07,210 --> 00:59:21,330
no - oh hey mr. Hains you've left you
817
00:59:13,260 --> 00:59:21,330
hmm but the Haynes you left a five note
818
00:59:40,819 --> 00:59:45,569
does every one of them guts you gotta
819
00:59:44,789 --> 00:59:46,859
tell the police
820
00:59:45,569 --> 00:59:48,269
fill the police whopping a hundred
821
00:59:46,859 --> 00:59:51,380
thousand pounds from the Bank of England
822
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turned our overnight Lisa Clark Sheila
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look hangs and grades afford you
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soldiers give they've got a machine the
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prints of one hi
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[Music]
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kherington all right Tiffany - are you a
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man card to the Lincoln once used to run
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darks the White City a university is not
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a nice fella Tiffany - they set up dirty
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yellow jaundice
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[Music]
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you
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[Music]
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you
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[Music]
837
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well spiking looks into giving us a slip
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we've gotta find these crooks Harry
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always sunk
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please think you're the forgers if we
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don't find them you'll do 10 years on
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Darkman nah it's a nice place there's no
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getting away from it oh come on these
844
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crooks must be somewhere about let's try
845
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this way yeah but to keep us on for the
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police police oh nice place marine slave
847
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nice quiet locality of course we had a
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motor there you know three or four years
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ago high as telepathy mrs. Perkins
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shuttle husband three times our
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Christmas Eve that was a nice prison
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from Santa Claus huh
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thank goodness I found you what's
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happened no time to explain now we've
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got to find hands and grapes before the
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police find us look out here they come
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now
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click hi
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Music]
866
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thank you that's all right
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[Music]
868
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Hey
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Music]
873
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[Applause]
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[Music]
875
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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water
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[Music]
881
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there's no ridiculous people sharad
882
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mercy support me you can say that again
883
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I'm just about ready to drop dead
884
01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:17,130
besides they're hoping just isn't
885
01:09:13,980 --> 01:09:20,250
dignified read them up the sent by now
886
01:09:17,130 --> 01:09:21,600
hey we still have the duplicator they
887
01:09:20,250 --> 01:09:24,660
clocked the taxi driver should have
888
01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:25,890
changed the wheel by now hmm we must
889
01:09:24,660 --> 01:09:27,150
find an exit and get out of this
890
01:09:25,890 --> 01:09:29,190
madhouse posthaste
891
01:09:27,150 --> 01:09:30,930
hey trust our friend misty plagued us
892
01:09:29,190 --> 01:09:32,760
we'll have a satisfactory answer to the
893
01:09:30,930 --> 01:09:36,690
police the ownership of those done by
894
01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:40,290
partners replied John image come lady
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01:09:36,690 --> 01:09:41,880
this blue just a minute he like you two
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gentlemen to accompany me to the station
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because of course just an old lady hang
898
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on a minute will you hey I hope this
899
01:09:56,220 --> 01:09:59,790
little skirmishes done yellow sponge
900
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UNIX a power of good it did it has major
901
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mmm-hmm yeah boy don't worry too much
902
01:10:02,670 --> 01:10:07,140
about those two scoundrels please always
903
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get them in you know something major
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what's it the Northwest money please I
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always get better
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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you
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