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Previously on House of Lies...
This was supposed
to be a game-changer for me,
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and he just does
whatever the fuck he wants.
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I know. Classic Marty, huh?
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What do you want, Marty?
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We miss you at the new shop.
JEANNIE:
I really want to thank you,
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Julianne-- I am learning
a tremendous amount from you.
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I enjoy mentoring.
BENITA:
It looks like
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Gil has been using
a statistical
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methodology that's been
outmoded for years.
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Good luck with that DoD account.
It's in your hands now.
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Marty's ex-wife, she's 100%
shithouse-fucking-rat-crazy.
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(glass shatters)
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Sic semper tyrannis!
(screams)
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Just fucking fire me,please.
Just fucking get me out of here.
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I am gonna keep you here for the
rest of your mediocre career!
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Robert Tretorn,
Free Range Foods.
TRETORN: You are never
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gonna find heirloom seaweed at
that white-trash Colossal Foods.
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How drunk are you?
You take Colossal Foods,
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I take Free Range.
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It'll keep them
on the hook
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forever.
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(bed squeaking)
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MAN:
Oh, this is so good.
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This is like a roller coaster,
you know?
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Like Full Throttle
at Magic Mountain or...
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Oh, SooperDooperLooper
at Hersheypark. Fuck.
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Oh, God, you're
so fucking stupid.
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Wait, why would you say that...
Oh, shu... Shh!
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Shh! Shh! Shh.
(moaning)
Oh. Oh.
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(muffled moaning, chuckling)
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(chuckling)
(roller coaster rumbles)
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(moaning)
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(roller coaster riders
screaming)
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(dog barking)
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(children chattering)
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(doorbell rings)
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Big day, kitty cat.
Mmm.
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Do you want
some coffee?
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I have a coffee maker.
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Somewhere.
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Didn't you move in, like,
seven months ago?
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(chuckles) Yes, well, I'm not
exactly Hattie Homemaker.
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So I guess no fresh baked
muffins either?
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No. Sorry.
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Hey, uh, what time is
your meeting at Colossal Foods?
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Uh, we land in
Phoenix at noon, so...
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by 1:00, Ted Lasky will think
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that converting a fleet
of stores
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into a healthy-
living brand
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was his idea.
Wow.
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You always been
this fucking cocky?
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I just hope you can pull it off
on your end.
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Because rumor on the street
is that you've lost a step.
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And I'm imagining this rumor
was started by...
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Somebody had to.
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Voila.
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Coffee maker.
Yeah.
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Do you have any coffee?
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No, I do not.
No, you do not.
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Doesn't matter. I'll pick
some up from Free Range.
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Robert Tretorn, on his latest
jaunt into the Amazonian
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rain forest, has discovered a
bean that will make you question
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everything you ever thought
about hot beverages.
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Why do I get the feeling
you're gonna love
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ruining Tretorn's day?
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'Cause I'm gonna love ruining
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Tretorn's day.
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Come on!
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An existential threat
to his...
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pretentious baby?
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Oh, God.
Gonna be like...
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Christmas fucking morning.
(doorbell rings)
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Yeah. And a, uh, full
frontal attack from Colossal,
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with a deep pocket like that,
is gonna send him scrambling.
(doorbell ringing)
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I know. It's gonna be
a beautiful thing.
Mm-hmm.
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Cleanup on aisle five,
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six, seven.
(doorbell ringing)
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You gonna open the door or...?
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Yes, I'm gonna get the door.
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You can just...
help yourself
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to... anything.
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Hey. Sorry. I left my, uh...
Hi.
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Yep. Oh, there it is.
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What up?
Hey, what's up, bro?
What's going down?
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How you doing, man?
He came straight from softball
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last night, so...
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I'm a catcher.
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You don't say.
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Yeah. All right,
you know what?
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I should get going.
Duty calls, so...
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All right.
Hey, stay awesome.
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Please?
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Don't leave him hanging.
Pound it out.
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Thank you.
(chuckles) All right.
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(laughs)
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Bye. Okay.
Mm.
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MARTY: Oh, I think
he might be the one,
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Jeannie.
Right, because
every girl
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you've ever fucked is
a theoretical physicist.
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So, he's a catcher.
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Now, what position does he play
on the softball team?
Oh, no.
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You do not get to have the
Jeannie-with-a-strap-on fantasy.
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Sorry, Marty, you had
your chance-- you blew it.
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Yeah, uh, look,
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I know we never had
a real conversation
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about anything that...
You know what?
I have so much to do
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before I get
on this flight.
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Yep. I got to get Roscoe
to school.
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Tell me you're not gonna
fuck me over on this.
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Are you kidding me?
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Jeannie, come on. What...
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Whatever you think about me,
why would I do that?
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From a purely
financial standpoint.
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Jeannie, this is gonna be huge
for both of us, okay?
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My brand-new company gets
a steady cash infusion,
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and you get to waltz
right back into Galweather
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as a conquering hero.
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I already have Julianne
pirouetting
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like a ballerina in a music box.
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This is a win, Marty,
but I certainly don't need it.
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So why are you doing it?
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Maybe I'm gonna fuck you over.
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(chuckles)
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Yeah. Maybe.
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(elevator bell dings)
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(phones ringing)
(indistinct chatter)
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My office.
Oh, Jeannie.
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I couldn't sleep
last night.
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And normally
I'm an amazing sleeper,
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but last night, I was,
like, mwah, you know?
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I mean, I was just raised
with certain values.
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You get what I'm saying.
I mean, I think
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our childhoods are
pretty similar, actually.
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Our families lived
paycheck to paycheck.
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Christmas was a homemade scarf
and an extra slice of ham.
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And while the rich kids were off
skiing and horseback riding,
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we were developing
strong moral character.
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I mean, we're not saints,
Jeannie,
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but we're what my Aunt Helen
would call good people.
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Benita, I have absolutely no
idea what you're talking about.
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The work we're doing.
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(whispering):
For the Defense Department.
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(whispers):
Why are you whispering?
Because I think
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we've crossed some legal
and ethical boundaries.
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When we first started,
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I was focused
on the statistical models.
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But now, seeing the breadth
of the data mining,
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it goes well beyond
what the FISA court
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deemed Constitutional.
Okay, I'm getting
every other word,
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so if you could just condense
what you...
I'm sorry. You have just been
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such an amazing mentor.
What? She's not your mentor.
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And I am on the horns
of a real dilemma.
(groans)
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I mean, I consider
myself a patriot.
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I love my country.
I love my country.
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And, I mean, I definitely
wouldn't want for there
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to be another 911.
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What? Who calls it 911?
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It's 9/11.
A lot of people
died that day, Doug.
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Does it really
matter what we call it?
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Hey. A guy who once dated
my aunt
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worked at Cantor Fitzgerald,
so don't you... No.
Okay. All right.
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Don't you dare give me
the high hat.
It's okay. No...
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Well, now you said
"give me the high hat."
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He brings it out in me.
I don't mean to.
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Oh, yeah.
Doug, I wish so much for us
to be friends.
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That's the bird. He just
flipped me the bird, Jeannie.
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Really, Doug? Really?
Yeah.
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Telling stories.
Jeannie...
Excuse me.
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Can I help you
with something?
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No.
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I'm good.
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(drawer closes)
Hmm.
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Hi.
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Okay. Yeah.
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It's privacy violations
up the wazoo.
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Come on.
And it's not just illegal,
it's wrong.
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And I'm not just saying this.
I mean, even us good girls
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have our moments, too-- look,
I'm-I'm not ashamed to admit
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I may have sent a topless selfie
or two in my day.
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Ugh.
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And I wouldn't be opposed
to letting the government
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have a peek if I thought
it would aid national security.
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(voice fading): If these
silver dollars could thwart
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the international
terrorist effort,
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God bless you.
Otherwise, I say,
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"Eyes to yourself,
federal agents.
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Unless you're cute and drive
a nice car. (chuckles)
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WOMAN: Jeannie,
they need you
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in the conference room.
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Um...
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did they say why?
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Beautiful day, isn't it,
darlin'?
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It's okay.
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(indistinct chatter)
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Sir...
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Gil, my man.
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GIL:
Good to see you again.
You, too, you big bear.
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It is good to be here.
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Hey, Jeannie.
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Why don't you...
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find a seat.
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I'm back!
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(cheering and applause)
(chuckling)
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(crow cawing)
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CLYDE: I can't believe
we're at fucking
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Monica's house.
Feel like we're errand boys
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while she's off doing
her morning ablutions, man.
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This is a fucking shit show.
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Life's a fucking shit show.
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Aw, thank you so much,
R-rated Charlie Brown.
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I'm happy you're here.
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I'm not Charlie Brown.
You're exactly
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Charlie Brown, except for
that cute little red-haired girl
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just plunged a knife
into Lucy's thigh
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and you're acting
like it's business as usual.
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This should've been
a call to revolution.
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Should've been the stab
heard 'round the world.
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You can't hear a stab.
It's a fucking metaphor.
Of course you can't hear a stab.
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You look like shit.
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Not get any sleep last night?
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Fuck sleep. You know
what we should be doing?
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We should be tanking shit.
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You're not serious.
If we do it subtle,
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if we miss a number here
or there, if we do it right now,
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we can pull it off. Absolutely.
If we all work together,
You are serious.
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if we all rise up at the
same time, we can take her down.
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I guarantee
we can take her down.
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Monica's our boss.
Crazy powerful,
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and I mean that not in the sense
of "very powerful,"
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which she is, but literally
bat-shit out of her mind.
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Let me plug
that data
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in here.
(imitates beeping)
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Oh. It says, "Good luck
working again, dumb-ass."
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You're fucking useless.
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You're trapped by a lion.
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You don't say, "Fuck you, lion."
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You play dead and pray to God
it doesn't eat you.
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When have you ever been
around a lion in your life?
Sir Clyde.
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I thought that was you in here.
Look at this.
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Little Marty. Or should I say
way-bigger-than-Marty
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Little Marty?
What's good, man?
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Nothing much. You know,
I am seeing someone.
243
00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:24,665
Oh, you're seeing someone.
You know, I was actually
244
00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:26,299
getting something started
with a woman myself,
245
00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:29,369
but she ended up stabbing
your mom.
246
00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,071
It's always something, right?
247
00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:32,640
Right.
(chuckles)
248
00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:33,540
Oh, hey, Dad.
249
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,676
Hey, man.
Go get your stuff.
All right.
250
00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:39,179
Didn't expect
to see you.
251
00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:41,715
Well, when your fucking wife
has been...
252
00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:44,818
Yeah. I thought you
would've been somewhere
253
00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:47,154
lost in an eight-ball
on Kinsley's dime.
254
00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:48,689
Maybe I could be
recuperating properly
255
00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:50,190
if you hadn't fucked me
with Colossal Foods.
256
00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:52,826
Aw, sorry about that.
CLYDE:
Fuck that.
257
00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:56,196
(groans) These goddamn
millennials, right? I mean,
258
00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:58,098
back in my day, when you shivved
your crazy-ass boss,
259
00:09:58,131 --> 00:10:00,400
you went for a vital organ
260
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:03,203
and you twisted that fucker.
You didn't... The thigh?
261
00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:04,371
Not the thigh.
What is that?
262
00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:06,874
Mmm.
(chuckles)
Uh...
263
00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:08,642
You would miss me if I was dead,
264
00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:10,010
huh? (chuckles)
(chuckles)
265
00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:11,712
Ready, Dad. Bye, Mom.
266
00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:14,114
Later, Clyde.
Bye, baby. Mwah.
267
00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,249
Bye, Roscoe.
268
00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:23,323
For real?
Oh, my God.
Excuse me.
269
00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:26,259
(chuckles)
I don't even feel anything.
270
00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,762
It's crazy.
271
00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:30,363
RAINMAKER:
There'll be some restructuring,
272
00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:32,666
of course, as we, you know,
integrate the...
273
00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:34,367
new faces with the old ones.
There'll be
274
00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:36,069
some shifting
of responsibilities
275
00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:39,873
and some shuffling of offices.
276
00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:41,975
But you know what? All that
can wait for another day.
277
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:46,246
Today is about celebration,
as we triumph in this company's
278
00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:50,250
return to its glory days.
279
00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:52,820
To Galweather Stearn,
the way
280
00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:54,221
that God intended it.
281
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,256
Hear, hear.
Hear, hear.
282
00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:02,930
Now go forth and jihad!
283
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:04,698
(indistinct chatter)
284
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,301
Oh, Jeannie.
285
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,938
Uh, Jeannie, Jeannie, hey.
286
00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:12,405
Can I have a word?
287
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:31,391
You know, for most of the last
year and a half, I've been a...
288
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,160
a goddamn pariah.
289
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:36,229
My friends, they wouldn't
even be seen with me,
290
00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:39,499
let alone,
you know, hire me.
291
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,202
I had to sell my vineyard.
292
00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:43,303
Did you know that?
293
00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:46,006
My lawyers tell me
294
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,975
I can't even fire
295
00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:50,744
the stupid little cunt
that made all this happen.
296
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,015
I... can I just say one thing?
297
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,217
Mm-hmm.
These friends that
couldn't hang
298
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,319
with your dehumanization of--
299
00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:00,854
what was the final number--
16 women?--
300
00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:03,824
maybe they weren't your
real friends to begin with.
Look, you know what?
301
00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:07,360
Don't feed me
that coercion bullshit.
302
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:10,263
I didn't hold a gun
to any of your heads.
303
00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:11,531
You wanted to.
304
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:15,435
Oh, God, yes.
The too-tight shirts,
305
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:18,238
the thick,
fetid breath,
306
00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,373
the snow white bush,
307
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,509
we all just had
to have it.
308
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:26,814
I mean, what girl doesn't dream
of blowing Santa Claus?
309
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,782
Hmm.
310
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,054
I liked fucking you.
311
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,890
But I'm gonna...
312
00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,425
really...
313
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,493
like fucking you.
314
00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:48,035
I have a plane to catch.
315
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,136
Colossal Foods.
316
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,271
Oh, right.
317
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:56,309
Well, go make Santa
a shitload of money.
318
00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:00,147
DOUG:
How did this happen?
319
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,282
You think Gil reached out?
320
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:05,418
I don't know. Maybe.
321
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:06,920
I mean, even so,
322
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:09,289
the Rainmaker?
That doesn't make any sense.
323
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,959
It makes
perfect sense, Doug.
324
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,026
How?
325
00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:15,228
You know how a-a,
a football team
326
00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:17,397
will go through
a rebuilding phase?
327
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,599
No, not...
A basketball team?
328
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,069
Not really.
A baseball team?
329
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,470
I don't get that game.
330
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:26,406
Any team?
I'm more of a squash guy.
331
00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,008
Yeah. I can get
into squash. Or crew.
332
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,043
Does the...
does the analogy fit...
Teams...
333
00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:34,181
sometimes try to change the
ethos of the locker room
334
00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:37,918
by going to a youth movement or
bringing in "character guys."
335
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,619
They lose a few
too many games,
336
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,521
and the next season
they open up their wallets
337
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,456
and they buy a bunch
of all-stars.
338
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,458
The Rainmaker
and his cronies.
Correct, Doug.
339
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,227
Okay.
The Rainmaker
and his cronies.
340
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,929
All right,
so what do we do?
341
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:52,299
I mean, apart from obviously
killing it today at Colossal.
342
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,201
Right?
343
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:57,304
I don't know.
344
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,306
(sighs)
345
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:02,075
Hey. Here's a thought.
346
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:06,579
What if I request a transfer
to Gil's pod?
347
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:09,482
He's close to the Rainmaker.
That way, I can keep my eyes
348
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,018
and ears out
for you, make sure
349
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,286
there-there are no nasty
surprises headed your way.
350
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,222
Wow, your loyalty is
so impressive, Doug.
351
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,457
Okay. I was just...
I get it. All right.
352
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:20,060
No jumping ship.
Enough said.
Yeah.
353
00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:23,363
With you
to the bitter end.
Thank you.
354
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,335
I mean, unless you say
otherwise...
Doug.
355
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,070
Okay. It's fine.
356
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:33,140
So, I was just in the restroom.
I got to thinking...
Gross.
357
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:34,374
Julianne was obviously
358
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:37,444
a political animal, very much
the accommodator type, but maybe
359
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:40,213
this Rainmaker person would be
willing to play hardball
360
00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:42,682
with the DoD to get us into
compliance with federal law.
361
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,517
We do great work. The DoD
would not want to lose...
362
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,920
Shut up. Please,
Benita, just shut up
363
00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:49,089
and do your job. Okay?
Shut up.
364
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,391
Why is that such a difficult
concept for you to grasp?
365
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,260
Huh? Do what
you were hired to do.
Why?
366
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:54,594
Mind your
own business.
367
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:55,996
Now sit the fuck down.
368
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,430
Yeah.
369
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:03,003
(chuckling):
Holy shit.
370
00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:05,005
TRETORN:
So, these rumblings,
371
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:07,207
are they just rumblings
or what?
No, no, no.
372
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,543
Ted Lasky has fast-tracked
his senior managers on this.
373
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:13,013
Colossal Foods will have
a new brand up and running
374
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,615
by early next year.
They don't give a shit
about the Earth.
375
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,384
I give a shit
about the Earth.
I know, I know.
376
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,686
I have made it my life's mission
to protect the Earth.
377
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,588
I don't think Ted Lasky
even knows
378
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:24,424
that's the planet we're on.
Look, don't worry about
it, Robert, okay?
379
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:25,692
We got you.
380
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:28,095
Colossal is
a free market succubus
381
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:30,697
with a slavish devotion
to the bottom line.
382
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:35,002
Mm-hmm. And this guy's $40
million in salary last year
383
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,670
is just the Earth's
way of saying thank you.
384
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:40,673
No, this experiment of theirs
is gonna go up in flames.
385
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,742
They have no feel
for organics.
386
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,045
There's no artistry there.
387
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:45,912
No, let 'em burn.
388
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,247
We're gonna keep doing
what we're doing,
389
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,716
and we're gonna dance
on their ashes.
Whoa. Wait-wait a minute.
390
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:53,286
Uh, Robert, now, clearly
they're philistines.
Yeah.
391
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,387
They're pretenders.
392
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,323
That's right.
Ted Lasky
393
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,658
wouldn't know a goji berry
from a dingle berry.
394
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:01,128
(chuckles)
But... Do not help me.
395
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,463
But the people are gonna see
a brand-spanking-new store
396
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,765
at the end of their street.
It's gonna be called,
397
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,768
I don't know, Fresh N Organic
or Golden Meadows
398
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,304
or whatever the fuck
their high-priced market testers
399
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:14,041
spit out of their
word-combining algorithm.
400
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,775
The design
of the store,
401
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:19,312
the signage-- it will look
like Free Range Foods.
402
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,281
And they're gonna set their
prices just a little bit lower
403
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:24,017
than yours, and they're
gonna keep 'em there
404
00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:26,453
until the only fresh produce
you have in the store's gonna be
405
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,356
that tumbleweed rolling down
the aisle where the frozen food
406
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:32,225
used to be.
Nah, the consumer's smarter
than that.
407
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:32,925
Come on.
What?
408
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,361
They're gonna see through it?
409
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,295
Yeah.
Come on.
410
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,496
Are you kidding me, Robert?
411
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,098
Fucking sheeple?
(chuckles)
412
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:41,401
Come on... Americans--
Fucking Everywhere-icans,
413
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:44,504
They're gonna go for the lowest
common denominator every time.
414
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,239
You know that.
415
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:49,642
Listen, when you started
this company,
416
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,645
you took the people
by the hand.
Yeah.
417
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,647
That's right. You introduced
them to quinoa
418
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,784
and-and kombucha and twig tea.
Yeah.
419
00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,452
You opened their eyes.
420
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:02,122
The revolution isn't over, baby.
421
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,057
Let us help you.
422
00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:07,727
Okay? Because better
still matters.
423
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,530
(melodramatic gag)
424
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:11,731
Let's give it a shot.
425
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,566
(chuckles)
Okay.
426
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:17,537
(clattering)
MONICA: Where the fuck
are they?! That's it.
427
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:20,840
Which one of you stole
my fucking drugs?
428
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,675
Huh?
That's professional.
429
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:23,910
Huh? I know
it was one of you.
430
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:25,845
Turn your pockets inside out.
I want to see
Oh, my God.
431
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,581
what is inside your pockets.
Hey, crazy lady,
432
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:30,417
nobody stole your fucking drugs,
all right?
433
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,119
Is it possible
that maybe
434
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,786
you just forgot
where you put them?
435
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:36,756
Now.
436
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,658
Open up
your pockets.
437
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:40,227
(breathy laugh)
Really?
438
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,395
Are you seriously
taking your pockets?
439
00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,130
That's it.
440
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,432
I'm done.
You're fucking insane,
441
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,100
okay? I'm out. Have a good life.
Hmm.
442
00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:49,569
You should probably wait
for an actual offer from Booz
443
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:52,139
before you quit this job.
444
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,341
Yep. I know about
your interview,
445
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:57,410
and I think that they're gonna
hire somebody else.
446
00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,179
Call it a hunch.
(chuckles)
447
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:01,681
You will learn
to love me.
448
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:03,683
Or not.
Either way,
449
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:06,219
you're mine forever!
450
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:11,724
MONICA:
Where the fuck are my drugs?!
451
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:16,363
(engine roars, tires screech)
452
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,870
Will, you are making
my scone uncomfortable.
453
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,472
Those brown bits,
are they bacon?
454
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:28,208
I skipped breakfast
or I'd give it to you.
455
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,809
I wasn't asking. It's cool.
456
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,212
The orange on top though,
that's cheddar?
457
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,846
Cheddar. Mmm.
Cheddar. Yes,
458
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,248
it compliments...
All right, kiddies,
459
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:38,451
what do we got? Talk to me.
All right,
Free Range should threaten
460
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,820
to drop their small providers
if they sell to the new entity.
461
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:44,624
Ding, ding, ding.
JEFFREY: Yeah. We wrap
our fingers around all their
462
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,493
scrawny little necks.
463
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:47,827
And just squeeze.
464
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:52,365
Yeah. Um... anything?
465
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,501
We identify where Colossal
intends to convert stores
466
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:55,668
and build new Free Ranges
467
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:58,238
in those areas.
Wow.
(chuckles)
468
00:18:58,271 --> 00:18:59,172
Wait. Question:
469
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,674
How much longer
do you think it would take
470
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:02,875
to find a new location,
471
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:04,911
purchase it,
build a store,
472
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,613
as opposed to just, you know,
473
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:07,914
converting
an existing supermarket?
474
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,782
A lot longer.
Uh...
475
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,785
a fuck of a lot longer. Okay?
That's one point
476
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,255
for Will. One point for Jeffrey,
not because
477
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:16,856
you added anything
of any value, really,
478
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,791
but just because,
you know,
479
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,493
you legitimately scare the fuck
out of me.
480
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:24,597
And one big ol' giant, organic,
cage-free goose egg
481
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,933
for the cutie from Connecticut.
482
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:29,469
If you're not gonna eat that,
I will take it.
483
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,238
You idiot!
484
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,806
You fucking moron!
Hold it. What's the problem?
485
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,808
Colossal isn't doing
a brand conversion.
486
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:39,279
They are wrapping us
in a goddamn
487
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:40,213
bear hug!
488
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:46,253
Holy fucking... a bear hug?
489
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,288
Okay, kiddies,
490
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:51,824
a bear hug
is a hostile takeover bid
491
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:54,961
in which a big scary
fucking company...
492
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:59,299
(bear growls)
493
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:02,435
...makes an offer
for a smaller company...
494
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,909
...that far exceeds
that company's value.
495
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:12,712
Now, the little guy
has a fiduciary obligation
496
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,447
to take care of
shareholder interests,
497
00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:17,684
and with so many of these
things floating in the air...
498
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:18,718
(sighs)
499
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:20,587
...the little guy
has no choice
500
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:21,721
but to accept the deal.
501
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,623
At which point
502
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,525
the big ol' scary bear,
503
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:26,726
his tummy full,
504
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,695
curls up for
a nice winter's nap,
505
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,830
and the little guy...
506
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,506
(scoffing)
507
00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:41,007
What the fuck, Jeannie?
508
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,609
Huh?!
509
00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:45,812
What... the... fuck?
510
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:51,318
Okay, just...
just take it easy, Robert.
511
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:52,051
All is not lost.
512
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:52,885
Let me make a phone call...
513
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:55,855
No, how about instead
you eat my ass!
514
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:57,557
It is organic, right?
515
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,758
(Will laughs)
516
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,026
It's not the moment for that.
517
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:01,628
Oh...
518
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:02,529
Robert...
519
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:03,896
Oh, motherfucker!
520
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,498
That's a...
Fuck!
521
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,037
(line ringing)
522
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:13,039
Hi, you've reached Jeannie...
523
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:15,308
(laughs)
524
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:17,744
Hey...
525
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:21,614
Huh.
526
00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:23,750
That's weird, I have two
missed calls from Marty.
527
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,552
Why would he
be calling me?
528
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,988
Oh, my God, maybe he heard
about the Rainmaker.
529
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:31,458
Jeannie, he could be
offering us a lifeboat.
530
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:34,060
Or... he could be calling
for social reasons.
531
00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:36,396
I mean, I have dropped
a few subtle hints
over the years
532
00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:37,196
that a get-together
533
00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:39,799
outside of work
could be intriguing.
534
00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:41,033
Do you think
it's possible
535
00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:42,802
he's finally
responding?
I don't know, Doug.
536
00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:45,572
Why don't you
ask him yourself?
537
00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:47,540
Whatever the
question is,
538
00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:49,108
the answer is "yes."
539
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,043
Doug...
God, you look good.
It's good to see you.
540
00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:52,945
That was...
Doug, um...
541
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:55,081
Marty and I
need a minute, okay?
542
00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:57,717
Why don't you go
buy yourself a soda?
543
00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,686
Uh... I'm not
an eight-year-old,
544
00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:01,721
Jeannie.
545
00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:04,691
We'll talk later.
546
00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:05,725
Come on.
547
00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:07,660
You should hold up a sign
with my name on it.
548
00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:09,796
I almost walked
right past you.
549
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:11,030
How was Phoenix?
550
00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:13,132
Cold. I mean,
I understand
it's January,
551
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,568
but still, you figure
it's Phoenix...
Cut the shit, Jeannie.
552
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:17,904
Hostile takeover?
553
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:19,038
That's how we're
doing it now?
554
00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:20,573
You fucking kidding me?
555
00:22:20,607 --> 00:22:24,143
When I said the words
"bear hug" to Ted Lasky,
556
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,913
it gave him a huge
business boner.
557
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:28,381
He hates your guy.
558
00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:29,849
Yeah, well, he's not
my guy anymore.
559
00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:31,117
I figured as much.
560
00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:33,052
Ted Lasky,
on the other hand...
561
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:35,121
he thinks I am
a fucking god,
562
00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:37,156
and not one of
the minor gods, either.
563
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:37,824
A serious deity.
564
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,158
Athena was
a big one, right?
565
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,593
You know what?
Fuck you, Jeannie.
566
00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:42,695
You and the Rainmaker
deserve each other.
567
00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:43,730
Language.
568
00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:46,065
God, what's your new pod,
a bunch of sailors?
569
00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:48,868
My point-- if you'll
let me finish, Marty--
570
00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:52,539
is that Ted Lasky
571
00:22:52,572 --> 00:22:55,007
would follow me
to hell.
572
00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:59,145
Or even Kaan
& Associates.
573
00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:01,748
You know, you might've
led with that.
574
00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:04,651
I like watching
you squirm.
575
00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:06,886
I've kept an office
open for you, so...
576
00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:08,120
That's kind of pathetic.
577
00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:09,622
Well, you're
filling it,
578
00:23:09,656 --> 00:23:11,190
so let's just say it
was forward-thinking.
579
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,692
Yeah. Let's not get
ahead of ourselves.
580
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:14,427
I have terms.
I know.
581
00:23:14,461 --> 00:23:16,195
You were grossly underpaid
at Galweather Stearn...
582
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,665
I'm not looking
for a giant payday.
583
00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:19,932
Okay.
584
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:23,670
I want what you have.
585
00:23:23,703 --> 00:23:25,638
I want parity.
586
00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:27,840
You want the same equity
in the firm as me?
587
00:23:27,874 --> 00:23:28,841
Oh!
588
00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:30,977
Good, you know
what parity is.
589
00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:34,981
I had someone check
into your books.
590
00:23:35,014 --> 00:23:37,049
Congratulations, Marty.
591
00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:39,752
You are pulling in
a considerable amount
592
00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:41,521
in fees.
593
00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:43,189
Very impressive top line
for a baby startup.
594
00:23:43,222 --> 00:23:44,123
Thank you.
595
00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:47,159
But you still are
a tiny, baby startup,
596
00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:49,896
and I know you're
shelling out a fortune
597
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:52,499
to give that place
the shine you need
598
00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:55,167
to sell success.
599
00:23:55,201 --> 00:23:59,205
Losing Free Range
will be devastating.
600
00:23:59,238 --> 00:24:01,741
You'd have to make
significant layoffs,
601
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:04,544
or dig deep in your pockets
to keep the firm afloat,
602
00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:06,779
and Colossal would more
than offset that loss.
603
00:24:06,813 --> 00:24:09,582
But... that's not why
604
00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:11,951
you should give me
the keys to the candy shop.
605
00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:16,455
You left
your flank open.
606
00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:20,560
I could've gutted you.
607
00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:21,961
I did gut you.
608
00:24:21,994 --> 00:24:25,798
Colossal and its
$30 million in fees aside,
609
00:24:25,832 --> 00:24:27,734
you need someone
at that firm
610
00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:30,102
who will have their eyes
open when you don't.
611
00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:32,972
Wow.
612
00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:34,807
Shark Jeannie has teeth.
613
00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:36,609
Is that a yes?
614
00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:37,644
Well, if she has to ask,
615
00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:40,547
maybe Shark Jeannie's
just little Minnow Jeannie.
616
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:44,817
Good.
617
00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:47,554
Good.
618
00:24:47,587 --> 00:24:49,055
Come on, let's
go celebrate.
619
00:24:49,088 --> 00:24:50,156
There's a Quiznos
in Terminal...
620
00:24:50,189 --> 00:24:51,724
I just want to be
clear, Marty....
621
00:24:51,758 --> 00:24:52,559
(sighs)
622
00:24:52,592 --> 00:24:54,661
...that this is
a business decision.
623
00:24:54,694 --> 00:24:56,696
Purely.
624
00:24:56,729 --> 00:24:58,798
While our interests
coincide at the moment,
625
00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:01,233
I will not hesitate
to throw you under the bus
626
00:25:01,267 --> 00:25:03,035
if it serves me
in the future.
627
00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:06,205
So no toasted subs?
628
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,576
*
629
00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:28,995
Oh.
630
00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:30,597
Heard about Colossal Foods.
Big win.
631
00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:31,798
Yeah.
632
00:25:31,831 --> 00:25:33,866
You know what
amuses me?
633
00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:36,969
It's what I find goddamn
hysterical, actually.
634
00:25:37,003 --> 00:25:38,571
(laughs)
635
00:25:38,605 --> 00:25:40,172
You think that this
is gonna save you.
636
00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:42,742
You are off Colossal.
637
00:25:42,775 --> 00:25:45,645
You are off DoD.
638
00:25:45,678 --> 00:25:49,048
You are off
fuckin' everything.
639
00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:50,683
I get it.
640
00:25:51,784 --> 00:25:52,852
I have been...
641
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:54,987
(clears throat)
642
00:25:55,021 --> 00:25:57,123
...a bad little girl,
643
00:25:57,156 --> 00:26:00,059
and I just hope
that there's some way
644
00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:01,828
I can win back
your trust.
645
00:26:01,861 --> 00:26:04,230
Someday.
646
00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:08,635
I'm sorry.
Were we done?
647
00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:10,603
Yeah.
648
00:26:11,704 --> 00:26:12,839
Yeah...
649
00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:15,041
Benita?
650
00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:19,245
(clears throat)
651
00:26:19,278 --> 00:26:21,848
I want to apologize
for what I said.
652
00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:24,183
The changes around here
just got me all out of sorts.
653
00:26:24,216 --> 00:26:25,351
You don't have to...
654
00:26:25,384 --> 00:26:26,653
I do. I do.
655
00:26:26,686 --> 00:26:27,787
This business,
656
00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:29,255
and the things we do,
657
00:26:29,288 --> 00:26:32,324
and the people
that we work with...
658
00:26:32,358 --> 00:26:34,093
It's almost impossible
659
00:26:34,126 --> 00:26:37,096
to get out of it
unscathed.
660
00:26:37,129 --> 00:26:39,298
It's certainly
hardened me.
661
00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:40,967
I don't want to give
you a big head,
662
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,969
but I do see
a little bit
663
00:26:43,002 --> 00:26:44,837
of who I used
to be in you.
664
00:26:44,871 --> 00:26:46,238
Wow.
665
00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:48,040
I wish I could get that...
666
00:26:48,074 --> 00:26:49,108
girl back.
667
00:26:49,141 --> 00:26:51,243
She's still
in there, Jeannie.
668
00:26:52,378 --> 00:26:54,113
Look, the Department
of Defense
669
00:26:54,146 --> 00:26:55,882
is not gonna change
the way they do business
670
00:26:55,915 --> 00:26:56,849
just because
we ask them to.
671
00:26:56,883 --> 00:26:59,151
And knowing the Rainmaker,
he's not gonna ask.
672
00:26:59,185 --> 00:27:00,853
Shit.
673
00:27:00,887 --> 00:27:02,321
Let me see your phone.
674
00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:03,956
Why?
675
00:27:03,990 --> 00:27:05,324
Just...
676
00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:06,425
Um...
677
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:08,995
my college roommate
is a great girl.
678
00:27:09,028 --> 00:27:09,829
You would love her.
679
00:27:09,862 --> 00:27:12,131
She works at
The New York Times.
680
00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:14,000
She's a reporter,
and if you
681
00:27:14,033 --> 00:27:16,135
tell her even half
682
00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:18,170
of what you told me
about the DoD's
683
00:27:18,204 --> 00:27:20,139
flagrant disregard
for the U.S. Constitution,
684
00:27:20,172 --> 00:27:21,874
it... it would
be front page.
685
00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:23,242
But I...
686
00:27:23,275 --> 00:27:24,110
I mean...
687
00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:25,878
This could take down
Galweather Stearn.
688
00:27:25,912 --> 00:27:28,080
They made their bed, Benita.
689
00:27:28,114 --> 00:27:30,282
Now, I know what
I'm asking you to do
690
00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:31,718
takes a whole
mess of courage,
691
00:27:31,751 --> 00:27:34,020
but for girls
like us... I mean,
692
00:27:34,053 --> 00:27:35,154
is there any
other choice?
693
00:27:35,187 --> 00:27:37,256
We are women
of good character,
694
00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:40,292
and if we lose
sight of that...
695
00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:41,828
God save our souls.
696
00:27:43,930 --> 00:27:46,198
("I Never Know" by Generationals
begins playing)
697
00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:50,469
* I've been thrown off
698
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:53,072
* Since you twisted me
get busted *
699
00:27:53,105 --> 00:27:55,407
* I've been listening
700
00:27:55,441 --> 00:27:57,977
* To people that I've trusted
701
00:27:58,010 --> 00:27:59,078
* And I don't know
702
00:27:59,111 --> 00:28:02,181
* If I could believe you
703
00:28:02,214 --> 00:28:03,182
* Believe you
704
00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:05,317
* I don't know
(timer ticking)
705
00:28:07,153 --> 00:28:08,755
(clatters)
706
00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:10,923
Boom.
707
00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:17,997
* Who says it ever is about
708
00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:20,066
* What came before you?
709
00:28:20,099 --> 00:28:25,204
* Won't get obsessed with it
and I get to ignore you? *
710
00:28:25,237 --> 00:28:27,740
* And I don't know
711
00:28:27,774 --> 00:28:30,877
* What could I then turn,
turn to? *
712
00:28:30,910 --> 00:28:32,845
* I don't know.
713
00:28:36,248 --> 00:28:38,217
Meow.
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