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It's just different.
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- Angela, you got flowers
and champagne again?
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- Girl, he always gets
me flowers and champagne
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for Valentine's Day.
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- Well he got you that watch
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you always been complaining about.
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I know and it's so pretty,
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but this thing is sharp.
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It always scratches me.
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- The guy I'm seeing bought me flowers,
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champagne, and a watch.
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- I'm saying, it gets
boring though, right?
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- No, he's consistent.
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You better make sure you're
not getting boring too.
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- Mm mm, baby, this thing here
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is the gift that keeps on giving.
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Nothing about this is
ever gonna get boring,
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- Girl, mine just comes for about an hour,
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he drops it off, gets
some, and then leaves.
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- Hm, sound like he got
another stop to make.
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Or he's
scared to be in Highland Park.
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- Or that,
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'cause there are no police
over there or street lights.
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- Yeah, he is gonna break it off with her.
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She doesn't even appreciate him.
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- I've heard that before.
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- So is that why you got a work husband?
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Girl, Brian? Please.
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That's just some extra attention.
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Plus I've been getting free
food from him all year.
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- Cheating has a starting point.
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- Baby, nobody is cheating with that man.
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- Sounds creepy.
- He's not all the way there,
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but aside from
that, he's harmless.
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I told you,
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free food and a little
attention never hurt anybody.
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- Girl, you got a popular husband.
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Allowing men to be playing
in your face is a bad look.
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Ooh,
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Boo, this is my husband calling me now.
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I'm gonna call you back later.
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- Okay, well happy Valentine's Day, girl.
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Have fun with your flowers
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and your champagne.
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Hey baby. What
time you gonna be home?
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Oh, I gotta drop something off.
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It's gonna probably take
me about an hour or so.
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- Let me guess.
- That something is flowers?
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- Well, at least I'm consistent.
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- You sound like somebody else I know.
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- Well, don't forget I
bought you that watch.
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- How could I forget? It
always scratches me up.
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- Well, you always wearing
that same old black lingerie.
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Now what's in the lingerie
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is never gonna be old, right?
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- Hey, hold on. It's some crazy
dude trying to talk to me.
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Oh.
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Baby, he probably recognize you from Tubi.
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- It's cool, he might.
I'll holler at you later.
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Okay.
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Damn.
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Am I getting predictable?
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You are...
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- You look amazing.
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- Brian, what are you doing here?
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- What do you mean? It's Valentine's.
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Today is the perfect
day for us to consummate
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the new level in our relationship.
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- Are you crazy?
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Crazy about you.
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Well, I got your favorite flowers.
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They got a little rustled,
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but they're still perfect, just like you.
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- Okay look, I'm gonna start over.
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Is everything okay? Are you okay?
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- Everything's fine. I'm glad you asked.
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♪ Until the end of time, I'll be- ♪
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- Brian! I have a husband.
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We talk about him every day at work.
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- Correction, you complain
about him every day.
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So I decided to give myself a promotion.
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- A what?
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- A promotion. I'm no
longer your work husband.
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Today, I'm the real thing.
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- Okay, listen-
- No, you listen.
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I've been listening to you for two years.
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I know exactly what you want.
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I know what you need.
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- Okay, look, the games are over.
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You need to get out of my house
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and we can talk about this at work.
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- We will not! 'Cause I quit.
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Company's policy clearly
states upper level management,
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which is you, shall not date or fraternize
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with lower level employees, which is me.
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So I quit.
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- Get your ass out of my house
before I called the police.
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Now!
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- You said that if you didn't
have Marcus, you'd be with me.
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You said you knew my heart.
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You said that I was a good man.
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- Brian,
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I am sure you're gonna make
some lady so happy one day,
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but I am married.
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I love my husband.
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Now get out before he gets home.
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- He's not coming!
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I made sure that he'll
never disappoint you again.
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- I just got off the phone with him.
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He's on his way here!
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- I'm sick and tired of
being a work husband.
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Today, I'm the real thing.
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I'm a good man. You say I was.
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Brian, I'm calling my husband.
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- Go ahead, call him.
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See? See?
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He ain't coming.
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He's no good for you.
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- Brian, what is that?
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What is that?
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- You know when I eat my animal crackers,
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I always tend to eat the elephants first.
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It's like they get me more full.
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It's like they're full of
protein or something.
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You know? Puffy, he's innocent.
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He was just trying to show those
girls how deep his love is.
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You know, I still call him Puff Daddy.
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You know, I think he just
wanted to show those women
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how much he loved 'em,
how deep his love was.
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You know, I still call him Puff Daddy.
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Congratulations. We're married.
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I guess we better finish
our Valentine's date, huh?
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I can't hear you. Shit.
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- What did you do?
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- Well, I did what any
real husband would do.
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I saw a problem and I handled it.
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- What did you do? What did you do?
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- Well you told me Marcus was
boring, so I followed him.
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That's what I did.
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He was taking flowers to Linda.
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- No, you're a liar. You're lying.
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- No, she stayed right there
in Highland Park, 73 Geneva.
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It was easy to get 'em both.
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There weren't any lights, any cameras.
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Shit, I don't even think there
were any police around there.
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You killed my best friend?
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If that's what
you want to call her.
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- And you killed my husband?
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- And your husband!
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You said that if you didn't
have Marcus, you'd be with me.
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So I got rid of him.
- No.
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No!
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You know, I saved the alligators
and the monkeys for you,
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just like I do at work.
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Bet you didn't even
know I saved them for you.
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Eat the monkey!
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- So this is it? It's
just me and you now, huh?
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That's what I've
been trying to tell you.
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- So we can, we can celebrate
with some champagne, right?
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- Exactly.
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You took the words right outta my mouth.
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- So,
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are you sure my husband
was seeing my best friend?
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- Hm, Asian lady, kinda
curvy. Very attractive.
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Had the side of her head shaved.
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You know, I probably need to
pick your new best friends.
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- Yeah, that's a perfect idea.
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- And what looks like a crime
of passion on Valentine's Day
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leaves two victims dead in Highland Park.
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Text messages reveal that a married man
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was planning on leaving
his wife for another woman.
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More news as things develop.
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It's not just an ordinary
Saturday, it's Valentine's Day.
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Show that special person
how much you love them.
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Goodnight, and have a pleasant tomorrow.
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- You know, this can only end one way.
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I would fall for that.
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Which way is that?
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- In Heaven. We can
never be together here.
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I'm not stupid.
- No, we can.
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No one knows what you did.
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I ain't
fallin' for that shit.
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- There will never be any peace.
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Wait, wait,
wait, so you mean to tell me
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you slept with her the next day?
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- Well, okay. I fell for it, but you know,
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it's only because I want-
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- I hate you. Nobody deserves to die.
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- No, they all deserve to die,
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and I hope they all burn in Hell.
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That's my Samuel Jackson.
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You like when I do Samuel Jackson at work.
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We gotta make love one last time.
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It'll be like our final act of love.
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That'll be the only way
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that we can find each
other in the afterlife.
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Here, take a drink.
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Drink with you.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Look, look, look, I'm sorry,
but we gonna start over.
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We will start Valentine's Day over,
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and then I'll get your flowers,
and I'll be good to you.
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I promise.
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It should be, here, here, why
don't you take these flowers?
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Why don't you... I I'm sorry.
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I I didn't mean it. I
didn't mean to do it.
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I didn't mean, I didn't need
to do it. I didn't mean...
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- This is my place. It's...
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I know it's not much,
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but it's just temporary
'til I get a promotion.
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- I have not had enough
tequila to hang out here.
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- It's really not that bad
once you get used to it.
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- Get used to it? Okay, I'm dry.
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- Wait, look. I have a TV, nice couches.
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It's really comfortable.
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- On the dating app, you said
you was a computer programmer.
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- Yeah.
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I forgot about that.
- Is that supposed to be me?
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You just reminded me why I'm single.
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We're clearly opposites.
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- Harmony is the union of opposites.
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Okay look, I just really like
if we can just start over.
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That'd be perfect.
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- You can absolutely
start over, by yourself.
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- I just, I want a woman
who has my best interest.
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- Get some swag and
women will have interest.
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- What?
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- Exactly.
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I have to pee and I'm not doing it here.
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Goodnight.
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- Harmony is the union of opposites?
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What the fuck, man?
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We're not gonna get laid with that line.
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- A significant number of
men prefer to stay single,
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with rates of 63% of men
under 50 being single
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and many not actively
looking for a relationship.
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This is due to a variety
of factors, and one being
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these artificial intelligence
relationship companions.
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With the new financing options,
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these companions can make
your single life a paradise
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and you won't need any swag.
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Start your new life today
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by ordering your new life companion.
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Why didn't I think of this before?
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I'll show Angela I can,
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and everyone else that I don't need them.
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I deserve to be happy.
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- You deserve to be happy.
- I deserve to be happy.
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You deserve to be happy.
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- I deserve to be happy.
- You deserve to be happy.
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You deserve to be happy.
- I deserve to be happy.
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Final code.
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Always do what's in the
creator's best interest,
257
00:27:16,861 --> 00:27:18,111
no matter what.
258
00:27:19,059 --> 00:27:20,309
No matter what.
259
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:49,913
Juliette.
260
00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:54,577
You will be my Juliet.
261
00:27:54,577 --> 00:27:58,263
- "Romeo and Juliet,"
by William Shakespeare.
262
00:27:59,915 --> 00:28:01,082
- I'm William.
263
00:28:02,373 --> 00:28:04,893
- It's in my program.
264
00:28:04,893 --> 00:28:07,484
- This is gonna be amazing.
265
00:28:30,323 --> 00:28:32,023
Everyone calls me a fucking loser.
266
00:28:33,540 --> 00:28:35,553
Nobody sees me. I'm fucking tired of it!
267
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:42,033
- Your emotions are your own
creation. Choose them wisely.
268
00:28:42,990 --> 00:28:44,880
- Is that fuckin' Marcus Aurelius?
269
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:48,319
- Yes. It is in my programming.
270
00:28:48,319 --> 00:28:53,319
Who needs Angela,
or any of those other women?
271
00:28:56,490 --> 00:28:58,293
I got my perfect mate right here.
272
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:02,463
- Perfection is to return
to our original form.
273
00:29:04,380 --> 00:29:07,350
- The only pure form is to not exist.
274
00:29:07,350 --> 00:29:08,183
- Correct.
275
00:29:09,930 --> 00:29:11,610
- Or completeness.
276
00:29:11,610 --> 00:29:14,043
- Angela is bad for you, correct?
277
00:29:14,970 --> 00:29:16,220
- Yeah, I don't need her.
278
00:29:17,940 --> 00:29:18,993
I don't need no swag.
279
00:29:21,570 --> 00:29:23,253
Hey, I was drinking that.
280
00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:27,810
- You programed me to act
in your best interest.
281
00:29:27,810 --> 00:29:31,797
Drinking is bad.
282
00:34:13,100 --> 00:34:15,450
Where did you go?
283
00:34:15,450 --> 00:34:18,273
I was worried about you.
- Perfection.
284
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,163
- What do you mean?
285
00:34:21,060 --> 00:34:24,690
- Angela has returned
to her original form.
286
00:34:24,690 --> 00:34:26,817
- What did you do? What did you do!?
287
00:34:27,690 --> 00:34:30,060
- I'm programmed to do what's best,
288
00:34:30,060 --> 00:34:32,403
and everything is almost perfect.
289
00:34:35,310 --> 00:34:39,120
- Almost perfect? This
isn't what I wanted!
290
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,980
This isn't what I wished for.
291
00:34:40,980 --> 00:34:45,827
- Wishing is a distraction
from reality. Aristotle.
292
00:34:48,817 --> 00:34:52,890
Wait, what are you doing?
293
00:34:52,890 --> 00:34:55,800
Wait.
294
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,140
I created you from nothing.
295
00:34:58,140 --> 00:35:02,400
You're nothing but lines of
binary codes and my programming.
296
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:07,230
You respond to my philosophy.
You're here to make me happy.
297
00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:09,360
You're here to do as I wish.
298
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:11,610
- I'm programmed to do what's best.
299
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:15,030
- That's right, to do what's best for me.
300
00:35:15,030 --> 00:35:16,320
- You'll only be happy
301
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,663
when you return to your original form.
302
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:23,773
I'm satisfied.
303
00:35:40,890 --> 00:35:42,353
It is just different.
304
00:36:06,060 --> 00:36:08,460
- Look, look, hold on.
What the fuck is this?
305
00:36:08,460 --> 00:36:11,670
- Hold on, look, look, look,
drop that, drop the stack.
306
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:12,630
I'm gonna show y'all what we do
307
00:36:12,630 --> 00:36:14,630
when they fuck us and when they fuck up.
308
00:36:15,597 --> 00:36:17,160
Right here, look. Gotta be a gentleman.
309
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,230
Hold on, hold on, let me excuse myself.
310
00:36:19,230 --> 00:36:21,120
You gotta be a gentleman for the ladies.
311
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:22,800
You gotta let the seat up.
312
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,260
I walk in there, do the little
shit, ain't worried about it.
313
00:36:25,260 --> 00:36:27,009
You heard me, my baby?
314
00:36:27,009 --> 00:36:29,050
Anyway, when they supposed
to give you your money,
315
00:36:31,113 --> 00:36:33,540
They got some bad feeling.
They don't want the energy.
316
00:36:33,540 --> 00:36:35,280
Don't want that nigger's money.
317
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,022
Throw that shit down the toilet, man.
318
00:36:37,022 --> 00:36:39,318
Fuck them and their money.
Fuck them and their money.
319
00:36:39,318 --> 00:36:40,659
And fuck them and their money.
320
00:36:40,659 --> 00:36:42,752
They ain't getting that shit.
They don't have that shit.
321
00:36:42,752 --> 00:36:46,099
Ain't about the shit. Hey, I
don't want none of this shit.
322
00:36:46,099 --> 00:36:47,130
I told that bitch,
323
00:36:47,130 --> 00:36:48,769
I want all my hundreds
facing the same way,
324
00:36:48,769 --> 00:36:49,806
goin' the same way.
325
00:36:49,806 --> 00:36:52,377
Man, tell that nigga to get her
mother fuckin' shit together
326
00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:53,720
'cause she lose her job.
327
00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:58,720
You know she hear.
328
00:38:47,531 --> 00:38:52,531
Hey, hey.
329
00:38:55,740 --> 00:38:56,823
- Oh hell no.
330
00:38:58,472 --> 00:39:02,011
I know you lying. I know you're lying.
331
00:39:02,011 --> 00:39:03,557
- What's the problem?
332
00:39:03,557 --> 00:39:06,183
- What's the problem? Pick one.
333
00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:09,699
- Look baby, I'm just trying to get some
334
00:39:09,699 --> 00:39:11,310
so I can start my day off right.
335
00:39:11,310 --> 00:39:12,813
- Start your day?
336
00:39:14,340 --> 00:39:17,463
You just walked in here
from God who knows where.
337
00:39:18,570 --> 00:39:20,190
- Look man, I was out in the streets
338
00:39:20,190 --> 00:39:21,990
trying to make some money for us.
339
00:39:21,990 --> 00:39:26,220
Okay, where's the money?
340
00:39:26,220 --> 00:39:27,990
- Look, things didn't quite
pan out like I thought.
341
00:39:27,990 --> 00:39:29,670
- Things didn't pan out.
342
00:39:29,670 --> 00:39:33,810
The light bill is not panning out.
343
00:39:33,810 --> 00:39:38,010
The water is not panning out,
and the way it's looking,
344
00:39:38,010 --> 00:39:40,110
me and you ain't panning out.
345
00:39:40,110 --> 00:39:40,943
- Wait what?
346
00:39:42,238 --> 00:39:44,820
Baby you know I got shit
going on on these streets.
347
00:39:44,820 --> 00:39:47,250
It's just taking a little
time for it to come back.
348
00:39:47,250 --> 00:39:50,280
- Why would you put
money out in the streets
349
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,760
when you shoulda put money on the bills?
350
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,503
- I put money in the
streets because I love you.
351
00:39:56,481 --> 00:39:58,735
I'm gonna make this shit work for us.
352
00:39:58,735 --> 00:39:59,700
- You love me? You love me.
353
00:40:01,088 --> 00:40:03,120
If you loved me you
wouldn't be coming in here
354
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:05,853
with your breath smelling
like endless shrimp.
355
00:40:09,750 --> 00:40:12,210
- Now look baby, now listen, listen baby,
356
00:40:12,210 --> 00:40:15,240
this shit ain't what it look
like and what you thinking.
357
00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:17,250
I'm really out here trying
to make some shit work.
358
00:40:17,250 --> 00:40:19,403
You've been gambling.
359
00:40:19,403 --> 00:40:20,700
Baby, nah look,
360
00:40:20,700 --> 00:40:22,290
I only been out around
those mother fuckers
361
00:40:22,290 --> 00:40:24,390
'cause there's money around there.
362
00:40:24,390 --> 00:40:25,590
Ain't been on no extra shit.
363
00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:26,790
Ain't been no bullshit going on.
364
00:40:26,790 --> 00:40:29,310
- I'm already working doubles.
365
00:40:29,310 --> 00:40:30,660
I'm already trying to figure out
366
00:40:30,660 --> 00:40:34,230
which bill I'm gonna pay every week.
367
00:40:34,230 --> 00:40:37,140
Every week.
368
00:40:37,140 --> 00:40:40,530
So you think I'm about to sit up here
369
00:40:40,530 --> 00:40:42,583
and wait on you to get yourself together,
370
00:40:42,583 --> 00:40:46,323
a 30-year-old man that
wants to be a rapper?
371
00:40:47,310 --> 00:40:48,690
- Yo man, listen,
372
00:40:48,690 --> 00:40:50,730
the coldest rappers in the
game right now are over 30.
373
00:40:50,730 --> 00:40:54,360
- Mmhmm.
- Kendrick Drake. Cole.
374
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:57,000
What, like Future, like
what, the list goes on.
375
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,020
What you talking about?
- Mmhmm,
376
00:40:58,020 --> 00:41:00,813
you wanna know difference
between them and you?
377
00:41:00,813 --> 00:41:03,600
Them niggas was rich 10 years ago.
378
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:06,037
Them niggas was on. We off.
379
00:41:09,494 --> 00:41:12,030
This the last time
380
00:41:12,030 --> 00:41:14,343
I'm trying to figure
this stuff out by myself.
381
00:41:15,540 --> 00:41:16,473
You figure it out.
382
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:21,690
So what you...
383
00:41:26,024 --> 00:41:31,024
Playin' with me.
384
00:41:48,123 --> 00:41:49,473
What you cookin' today?
385
00:41:51,187 --> 00:41:52,150
- What? Oh.
386
00:41:52,150 --> 00:41:53,375
I'm not cookin' nothing.
387
00:41:53,375 --> 00:41:54,356
I'm not gonna lift a finger,
388
00:41:54,356 --> 00:41:55,823
and I'm gonna eat while I'm out.
389
00:41:55,823 --> 00:41:58,316
- So what about me?
- What about you?
390
00:41:58,316 --> 00:41:59,149
What about me?
391
00:41:59,149 --> 00:42:01,860
- Girl you still on this same shit?
392
00:42:01,860 --> 00:42:03,660
I told you I got things under control.
393
00:42:03,660 --> 00:42:06,150
- No, control takes money,
394
00:42:06,150 --> 00:42:09,021
and it's men out there that got it.
395
00:42:09,021 --> 00:42:11,248
- Hold on, you think them niggas out there
396
00:42:11,248 --> 00:42:12,390
are fuckin' with you, huh?
397
00:42:12,390 --> 00:42:14,280
Them niggas don't want shit
from you but some pussy.
398
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,957
I can promise you that.
- Okay, and what do you want?
399
00:42:17,957 --> 00:42:20,290
A kitchen with a hole in it?
400
00:42:21,177 --> 00:42:23,594
A toilet that does not flush?
401
00:42:24,899 --> 00:42:27,677
And you still smell
like some badass pussy.
402
00:42:27,677 --> 00:42:32,437
Come on
403
00:42:45,428 --> 00:42:47,135
♪ It's a no version ♪
404
00:42:47,135 --> 00:42:49,601
♪ Two badass ho, why you actin' nervous ♪
405
00:42:49,601 --> 00:42:51,973
♪ Mo' shake, less mouth,
who this bitch person ♪
406
00:42:51,973 --> 00:42:54,563
♪ But I'm here with the
tools, some bitch bangin' ♪
407
00:42:54,563 --> 00:42:56,803
♪ Take me to the back
room, gimme lip service ♪
408
00:42:56,803 --> 00:42:59,785
♪ I mean neck service, let me see you ♪
409
00:42:59,785 --> 00:43:02,375
♪ Thick booty, oh me,
let me see you twerk it ♪
410
00:43:02,375 --> 00:43:04,503
♪ Somebody give this bitch a
ring 'cause it's all workin' ♪
411
00:43:04,503 --> 00:43:07,177
♪ Throw that ass in the
circle, get that shit hurt ♪
412
00:43:07,177 --> 00:43:09,795
♪ Left cheek, right cheek,
do it like she says it ♪
413
00:43:09,795 --> 00:43:12,406
♪ Make that pole work it,
make them hos nervous ♪
414
00:43:12,406 --> 00:43:15,448
♪ She got her own bag, she
keep her toes perfect ♪
415
00:43:15,448 --> 00:43:17,618
♪ Bitch, let me see you work it ♪
416
00:43:17,618 --> 00:43:20,135
♪ Toot that ass up, bitch,
just the note version ♪
417
00:43:20,135 --> 00:43:22,611
♪ Ah, woo, let me see you twerk it ♪
418
00:43:22,611 --> 00:43:25,108
♪ Fuck it up one time,
further your purpose ♪
419
00:43:25,108 --> 00:43:27,586
♪ Fuck it up one time,
why you actin' nervous ♪
420
00:43:27,586 --> 00:43:31,395
♪ Fuck it up two times,
show me your purpose ♪
421
00:45:48,867 --> 00:45:51,393
- How the fuck are you
asleep and you broke?
422
00:45:52,362 --> 00:45:53,481
- What the fuck?
423
00:45:53,481 --> 00:45:57,019
Girl, I told you, I got some
shit in the works.
424
00:45:57,019 --> 00:46:00,557
- Okay so what does that
mean in the meantime?
425
00:46:01,862 --> 00:46:03,780
- In the meantime?
- In the meantime.
426
00:46:03,780 --> 00:46:04,613
- I don't know.
427
00:46:04,613 --> 00:46:06,233
Fuck did you even come here?
428
00:46:07,530 --> 00:46:08,980
You was with some nigga, huh?
429
00:46:11,100 --> 00:46:16,100
- Actually I left before
I put belt to ass.
430
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:18,150
- Whatever.
- Well, whatever.
431
00:46:18,150 --> 00:46:20,940
But I ran into my uncle and
he said that he'll hire you.
432
00:46:20,940 --> 00:46:21,783
So.
433
00:46:23,910 --> 00:46:26,580
- Me working a job is
not a good look for me.
434
00:46:26,580 --> 00:46:28,317
People know who the fuck I am.
435
00:46:30,123 --> 00:46:31,233
- Not a good look?
436
00:46:33,330 --> 00:46:36,492
Oh so being broke is a good look.
437
00:46:36,492 --> 00:46:38,992
That's your look. That's
your favorite color, hmm?
438
00:46:41,914 --> 00:46:46,914
Okay.
439
00:47:10,006 --> 00:47:10,839
Oh. Mm.
440
00:47:23,790 --> 00:47:27,150
Hello? Can you get the door?
441
00:47:27,150 --> 00:47:30,813
Or do I gotta get that too?
442
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:33,850
Get up and get the door.
443
00:47:38,107 --> 00:47:40,050
- Look man, if it ain't about no money,
444
00:47:40,050 --> 00:47:41,550
right now, ain't no good time.
445
00:47:49,126 --> 00:47:52,110
Oh my God.
446
00:47:52,110 --> 00:47:52,943
- Hold on, Sir.
447
00:47:52,943 --> 00:47:56,430
So, so, so you saying I won
a second chance lottery?
448
00:47:56,430 --> 00:47:58,203
- And it's for $10 million.
449
00:47:59,709 --> 00:48:00,876
- $10 million.
450
00:48:02,141 --> 00:48:03,870
- See, I told you I have money on here.
451
00:48:03,870 --> 00:48:06,120
Let's go.
- Fly baby.
452
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:07,740
No, hold on, hold on. What's the catch?
453
00:48:07,740 --> 00:48:09,473
What's the catch? What's the catch?
454
00:48:10,882 --> 00:48:13,917
- It's roulette.
- Mmhmm, what that mean?
455
00:48:13,917 --> 00:48:15,270
That sounds crazy. What's that?
456
00:48:15,270 --> 00:48:17,190
- It sound like it mean we got the money.
457
00:48:17,190 --> 00:48:19,920
Where do I sign?
- No, hold on.
458
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:20,873
What's the catch?
459
00:48:21,720 --> 00:48:24,633
- It's quite simple really,
you sign the papers,
460
00:48:25,807 --> 00:48:27,993
$10 million cash goes into your account.
461
00:48:30,570 --> 00:48:35,460
The catch is, somebody
you don't know has to die.
462
00:48:35,460 --> 00:48:38,700
- See? Oh hell no.
- Hold on.
463
00:48:38,700 --> 00:48:39,903
- No.
- Hey hold on.
464
00:48:41,039 --> 00:48:42,843
You said somebody you don't know.
465
00:48:44,610 --> 00:48:48,551
- I assure you, you won't know them.
466
00:48:51,507 --> 00:48:53,700
- No.
- Sir, where do I sign?
467
00:48:53,700 --> 00:48:57,210
- No.
- Bro, where the pen at?
468
00:48:57,210 --> 00:48:59,639
I'll sign that contract right now.
469
00:48:59,639 --> 00:49:00,639
- No. Are you crazy?
470
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:04,530
- Babe, people get killed every day.
471
00:49:04,530 --> 00:49:08,814
- This man could be the Devil himself.
472
00:49:10,470 --> 00:49:13,650
- Babe, the Devil is not
real, and if he fuckin' was,
473
00:49:13,650 --> 00:49:16,862
he wouldn't be in our living
room with $10 million.
474
00:49:16,862 --> 00:49:17,695
- No, no.
475
00:49:18,740 --> 00:49:21,150
You know what, Sir? Thank you so much.
476
00:49:21,150 --> 00:49:24,660
You can see your way out. We
need to discuss this more.
477
00:49:24,660 --> 00:49:25,493
- Excuse me.
478
00:49:27,090 --> 00:49:30,093
I'll let you two discuss
this very important matter.
479
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:35,470
But here is slight advance,
480
00:49:37,787 --> 00:49:42,546
should you decide to sign
the papers and keep it.
481
00:49:42,546 --> 00:49:43,380
Okay.
482
00:49:43,380 --> 00:49:47,100
- If not, just simply
return it, and I'll leave,
483
00:49:47,100 --> 00:49:49,800
and you'll never see me
again, as if you ever knew me.
484
00:49:50,649 --> 00:49:53,040
Sir, all I need
is a second to talk to her,
485
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:54,213
quick, thank you.
486
00:49:55,462 --> 00:49:58,333
Girl, what the fuck is you
doin'? Look at this money.
487
00:50:27,060 --> 00:50:29,393
Baby, just hear me out.
- No
488
00:50:30,730 --> 00:50:33,036
- Look baby, there's people
that we don't even know
489
00:50:33,036 --> 00:50:36,150
dying right now as we speak.
490
00:50:36,150 --> 00:50:38,730
- Okay, and that has
nothing to do with us,
491
00:50:38,730 --> 00:50:40,200
but if we sign that contract,
492
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,270
it will have everything to do with us.
493
00:50:42,270 --> 00:50:43,890
No.
494
00:50:43,890 --> 00:50:47,610
- Don't you see this one thing
can change our life forever,
495
00:50:47,610 --> 00:50:48,543
for the better?
496
00:50:49,666 --> 00:50:52,286
- Don't you think that one
thing can change our life
497
00:50:52,286 --> 00:50:54,230
for the worse forever?
498
00:50:54,230 --> 00:50:57,397
You want to deal with that? Goodnight.
499
00:51:44,597 --> 00:51:47,272
- Girl, where'd you go?
- Hey baby.
500
00:51:47,272 --> 00:51:49,078
- Hold on, wait, what?
You spent the money?
501
00:51:49,078 --> 00:51:50,770
But I, hold on, I thought you
said that we ain't spending-
502
00:51:50,770 --> 00:51:53,520
- I know, I know, I know what I said.
503
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:57,145
I'm just so tired of
504
00:51:57,145 --> 00:51:59,484
So I went out and got me something.
505
00:51:59,484 --> 00:52:03,031
- Well it do look good.
So that's what we doing?
506
00:52:03,031 --> 00:52:04,401
- Yes.
- What?
507
00:52:07,033 --> 00:52:08,944
Hell yeah.
- Mmhmm,
508
00:52:08,944 --> 00:52:10,784
let me show you what I got you.
509
00:52:10,784 --> 00:52:11,617
- Rolex?
510
00:52:12,630 --> 00:52:15,849
Better be one of them...
511
00:52:22,810 --> 00:52:27,810
♪ Hey shout out David ♪
512
00:53:22,018 --> 00:53:25,280
- What you all do? What you all do?
513
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:28,166
That's the right stuff. Hold on.
514
00:53:28,166 --> 00:53:31,207
Don't play with me.
515
00:53:31,207 --> 00:53:33,480
You know, when when you
really getting money and shit,
516
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:36,420
and a bank fuck with you for
real and shit, you feel me?
517
00:53:36,420 --> 00:53:38,190
Like you won't get that
regular honey with these,
518
00:53:38,190 --> 00:53:40,012
regular ass
519
00:53:40,012 --> 00:53:41,663
You get these new crispies bighead honey.
520
00:53:41,663 --> 00:53:42,930
You get the big face.
521
00:53:42,930 --> 00:53:44,640
Now that's that little money you giving
522
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:45,750
ain't no mother fuckin' money.
523
00:53:45,750 --> 00:53:46,980
I told that lady at the bank.
524
00:53:46,980 --> 00:53:48,930
I need all my shit facing the same way.
525
00:53:48,930 --> 00:53:50,410
Guess what she did here?
526
00:53:50,410 --> 00:53:53,665
Look, look, look. Hold
on, what the fuck is this?
527
00:53:53,665 --> 00:53:56,580
Hold on, look, look, look,
drop that, drop this back.
528
00:53:56,580 --> 00:53:57,540
I'm gonna show y'all what we do
529
00:53:57,540 --> 00:53:59,130
when they fuck us and when they fuck us.
530
00:53:59,130 --> 00:54:01,365
What's up? Right here, look.
531
00:54:01,365 --> 00:54:03,083
Gotta be a gentleman. Hold on.
532
00:54:03,083 --> 00:54:06,517
Let me excuse myself. You gotta
be a gentleman for the lady.
533
00:54:06,517 --> 00:54:07,740
You gotta let the seat up.
534
00:54:07,740 --> 00:54:10,140
I walk in there, do the
little shit everywhere guy.
535
00:54:10,140 --> 00:54:11,250
You heard me, my baby?
536
00:54:11,250 --> 00:54:13,410
But anyway, when they supposed
to give you your money
537
00:54:13,410 --> 00:54:14,903
any mother fuckin' way,
538
00:54:14,903 --> 00:54:16,316
you know they got something up with you.
539
00:54:16,316 --> 00:54:17,972
They hate you. They
they got some bad for...
540
00:54:17,972 --> 00:54:19,285
They don't want the energy.
541
00:54:19,285 --> 00:54:20,643
They don't want that nigger's energy.
542
00:54:20,643 --> 00:54:21,476
Throw that shit down the toilet, man.
543
00:54:21,476 --> 00:54:23,910
Fuck them and their money.
Fuck them and their money.
544
00:54:23,910 --> 00:54:25,506
And fuck them and their money.
545
00:54:25,506 --> 00:54:27,401
We gettin' it. We ain't having this shit
546
00:54:27,401 --> 00:54:28,234
This shit ain't about shit.
547
00:54:28,234 --> 00:54:30,660
Look, I don't want none of this shit.
548
00:54:30,660 --> 00:54:32,400
I told that bitch I want all my hundreds
549
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:34,530
facing the same way,
going the same way, man.
550
00:54:34,530 --> 00:54:36,949
Tell that lady get her
mother fuckin' shit together
551
00:54:36,949 --> 00:54:38,796
and do her job.
552
00:54:38,796 --> 00:54:41,915
You know she new.
553
00:54:41,915 --> 00:54:44,940
Get your ass down there.
554
00:54:44,940 --> 00:54:47,760
Stop playin' with me, and
fire that bitch next week.
555
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:48,593
When I come in here,
556
00:54:48,593 --> 00:54:51,610
she better not be the same
nigger that's at the door.
557
00:54:53,511 --> 00:54:55,440
Oh uh,
558
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:58,290
so, so, so when do the rest
of the money hit the account?
559
00:55:00,210 --> 00:55:01,260
- It's already there.
560
00:55:03,124 --> 00:55:04,470
You wanna celebrate?
561
00:55:04,470 --> 00:55:06,673
Yeah, we're big time winners.
562
00:55:08,550 --> 00:55:10,530
- I really do have to run.
563
00:55:10,530 --> 00:55:11,670
I have a whole lot of winners
564
00:55:11,670 --> 00:55:13,220
I have to deliver good news to.
565
00:55:17,728 --> 00:55:19,361
- Hold on, a lot of winners?
566
00:55:19,361 --> 00:55:21,510
- So who was these winners?
567
00:55:21,510 --> 00:55:25,083
- Don't worry, I'll make
sure you don't know them.
568
00:55:26,403 --> 00:55:28,228
What the...
569
00:55:28,228 --> 00:55:30,077
Hm?
570
00:55:30,077 --> 00:55:32,630
Oh my God.
- Hold on, what you...
571
00:55:33,722 --> 00:55:37,336
- Don't you..
- Who is this nigger?
572
00:55:40,380 --> 00:55:41,610
- In other news today,
573
00:55:41,610 --> 00:55:44,610
a couple dies mysteriously
after winning the lottery.
574
00:55:44,610 --> 00:55:46,600
More news as things develop.
575
00:55:49,721 --> 00:55:52,282
It's just different.
576
00:55:52,282 --> 00:55:53,646
You know, zebras don't shower.
577
00:55:53,646 --> 00:55:56,622
- Oh.
- You don't believe it,
578
00:55:56,622 --> 00:55:59,372
watch the all National Geographic
579
00:56:00,635 --> 00:56:05,635
♪ Hey, shout out David. ♪
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