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Ripped By mstoll Happy New Year 2015 - New Year, New Color ;-)

Waah!

♪ Oh, life on the outside ain't what it used to be ♪

♪ You know, the world's gone crazy,

and it ain't safe on the street ♪

♪ Oh! ♪

♪ Well, it's a drag, and I know there's only one place to go ♪

♪ I'm coming home ♪

♪ Whoa, yeah ♪

♪ I'm coming home ♪

Aah!

This new full-body scan is a total invasion of my privacy!

At least we're out of the cells, huh?

Aah!

Aaaaaaaaaah!

Hope you got enough in there for everyone!

Just kidding.

Huh?

Jared, why is my line stopped?

Uh, that inmate seems to be distracted by a game.

Spoiling it for the whole group

just so he can have some playtime all by himself?!

I want this "Solitary Larry's" little toy

thrown right in the furnace!

Aah!

Sir, that game has done wonders for Jimbo's temperament!

Video games are a great outlet for aggression!

Hm, games that indulge the senses and soothe the soul.

Perhaps Superjail's entire populace could reap the benefits

were I to somehow make this gaming experience

one of multiple players.

We must hide our band of contra.

Mmm, but where?

No one shall find it here.

Oops.

Fantastic journey.

Agreed, brother.

Greetings, twins.

- Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. - Idiots.

Elder-broodlings!

Your horns are greater distended since the last we met.

Yes. We are awesome.

We return from another successful penetration

of the cerebrosphere.

In a new vessel father bought us.

Fancy.

We find ourselves near the lesser-world

in which you two amble about in such lame fashion.

We are not lame!

In fact... we have conquered this whole sector

in the name of father, The Grand Overlord!

Yes, and people are saying we are the cool.

Very coolest!

In this sector's local tongue,

we are known as "bad-a mo-f-ers."

Then you will spare no effort in accommodating our visit.

We shall arrive in three lunar oscillations.

- Uh... - Oh.

My Cyberjail-64 will tap into our collective subconscious,

generating a fantastical game world

where virtual violence is as harmless as a handshake!

And best of all, every one of us can play it together!

Hurry, whilst the humans busy themselves with playthings.

Our redecorations must be perfect,

lest our fib be exposed!

The mockery would be unending.

Get ready, gang!

Aaaah!

So boring.

I'm outta here.

No, wait! Give it a chance!

Huh?

And the adventure begins!

Welcome to Cyberjail!

Let your savage imaginations run wild!

Straighten your headpiece, brother.

Tender-broodlings!

So joyous is our reunion.

We have been schooled.

Do not just sit there, mired in your fungal excretions.

Escort us through your respectable palace.

Ooh, it's our first mob of make-believe enemy combatants!

Let's get 'em!

Hey! Kill-stealer!

Aw, I totally leveled up just then!

I feel freakin' great! - Aah!

Wow, even the pain seems real!

Is the depiction of such graphic bloodshed necessary?

A little virtual violence never hurt anyone!

Hmm, dare I say you whelps

have actually made something of yourselves.

We, too, could use a sanctuary of respite.

Yours will do fine.

- No! - This is ours!

It is one thing you may not have!

To rebuke one's elder-brood!

Why, that sounds like a...

challenge.

Winners take the domain of the losers.

- Oh. - Uh.

But, brood wars are officiated by...

- We request... - The presence of...

- Ozzal! - Father!

Look at me! Whoo!

Way to go, buddy buddies!

Wow, they're actually workin' together

to do something besides kill each other.

And there's still more cooperative chaos to come!

The final stage can't be far off.

Father.

Ah, my favored hatchlings.

Has your new conquest vessel pleased you?

- We are pleased, father. - Pleased.

And you two?

- Um... - Uh...

Behold our prized conquests, the arthropiacs.

The opposing brood will now produce its warriors.

We have no subjects to fight on our behalf!

We are boned!

Yeah!

At last, the final stage!

Are we ready, guys?

Rainbow-python combo-attack, go!

Their confusion is our solution.

Aah!

Oh! Whoa! Sweet power up.

Brothers, it is time to uphold the family motto.

"Cheat!"

Cheating, eh?

Now this takes me back!

I cannot remember of the last time

we all cheated together.

You evil game boss, you!

Huh?

Aah!

Ugh.

Come on!

Whoever gets high score is off work duty for a week!

Does he taste angry?

Your victory is invalid, hornless ones!

You've incapacitated the officiator!

I have not had such fun in 10,000 metacycles!

So honored am I that my prodigal sons

include me in their merriment.

- What?! - You've therefore won my domain...

and are now overlords of our home world!

Overlords?!

But father, we are your favored hatchlings!

Yet you are too timid to bisect your own patriarch!

Now come, you two!

An eternity of glorious administrative servitude awaits!

- Work? - Real work?

Like work, work?!

Huh, most of your ideas are dumb,

but this one turned out kinda cool.

Once in a rare while Alice, everybody wins.

Oh!

Let the sadness commence.

We staked our domain on a mere playground.

Our shame is thusly compounded.

Study hard, boys.

Overlording requires discipline!

... such matters of interphasic sectorial arbitration

are adjudicated by means...

Lame. Not fun.

I want this to stop now.

This thing, I do not like.

Kill me.

Please make it end.

Ripped By mstoll Happy New Year 2015 - New Year, New Color ;-)