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What's up, guys? I'm Mo Ammer. Before we
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What's up, guys? I'm Mo Ammer. Before we
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What's up, guys? I'm Mo Ammer. Before we
get started, I should confess something.
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get started, I should confess something.
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get started, I should confess something.
Mo is actually my nickname. My full name
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Mo is actually my nickname. My full name
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Mo is actually my nickname. My full name
is
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is
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Muhammad.
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You're welcome. It's the most popular
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You're welcome. It's the most popular
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You're welcome. It's the most popular
name in the world. All right. Lots of
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name in the world. All right. Lots of
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name in the world. All right. Lots of
Muslims are named Muhammad. Muhammad
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Muslims are named Muhammad. Muhammad
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Muslims are named Muhammad. Muhammad
Ali. Greatest of all time. Soccer
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Ali. Greatest of all time. Soccer
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Ali. Greatest of all time. Soccer
legend. Mosalah. Hell, Sabrina Carpenter
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legend. Mosalah. Hell, Sabrina Carpenter
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legend. Mosalah. Hell, Sabrina Carpenter
just changed your name to Muhammad.
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just changed your name to Muhammad.
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just changed your name to Muhammad.
We accept your apology, girl. Be cool.
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We accept your apology, girl. Be cool.
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We accept your apology, girl. Be cool.
Just chill.
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Just chill.
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Just chill.
But for some reason, being afraid of
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But for some reason, being afraid of
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But for some reason, being afraid of
Muslims is really trendy right now.
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Muslims is really trendy right now.
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Muslims is really trendy right now.
>> Islam is not compatible with Western
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>> Islam is not compatible with Western
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>> Islam is not compatible with Western
civilization.
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civilization.
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civilization.
>> That's not a religion. That's a cult.
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>> That's not a religion. That's a cult.
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>> That's not a religion. That's a cult.
>> They are here to impose their way of
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>> They are here to impose their way of
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>> They are here to impose their way of
life on all of you.
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life on all of you.
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life on all of you.
>> I've said it once and I'll say it again.
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>> I've said it once and I'll say it again.
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>> I've said it once and I'll say it again.
Deport them all. Congressman Randy Fine
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Deport them all. Congressman Randy Fine
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Deport them all. Congressman Randy Fine
of Florida explicitly saying, quote, "We
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of Florida explicitly saying, quote, "We
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of Florida explicitly saying, quote, "We
need more Islamophobia, not less."
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need more Islamophobia, not less."
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need more Islamophobia, not less."
>> Stand with radical Islam. And you can
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>> Stand with radical Islam. And you can
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>> Stand with radical Islam. And you can
Allah Akbar your butt all the way back
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Allah Akbar your butt all the way back
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Allah Akbar your butt all the way back
to the Middle East.
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>> What? What? Allah Akbar means God is
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>> What? What? Allah Akbar means God is
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>> What? What? Allah Akbar means God is
great. You want me to God is great my
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great. You want me to God is great my
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great. You want me to God is great my
tutkas back to the Middle East. Are you
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tutkas back to the Middle East. Are you
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tutkas back to the Middle East. Are you
HAVING A STROKE? YOU NEED TO TELL TO A
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HAVING A STROKE? YOU NEED TO TELL TO A
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HAVING A STROKE? YOU NEED TO TELL TO A
DOCTOR ASAP.
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DOCTOR ASAP.
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DOCTOR ASAP.
SHEESH. It turned up the Islamophobia
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SHEESH. It turned up the Islamophobia
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SHEESH. It turned up the Islamophobia
all the way up to a 10 or at least
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all the way up to a 10 or at least
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all the way up to a 10 or at least
somewhere between nine and 11. Uh
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somewhere between nine and 11. Uh
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somewhere between nine and 11. Uh
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
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I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
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I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know WE DIDN'T DO IT. OKAY, GEORGE
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I know WE DIDN'T DO IT. OKAY, GEORGE
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I know WE DIDN'T DO IT. OKAY, GEORGE
BUSH DID IT.
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>> ANYWAY,
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>> ANYWAY,
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>> ANYWAY,
this is where your old pal Mohammer
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this is where your old pal Mohammer
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this is where your old pal Mohammer
comes in. I grew up in Houston, Texas
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comes in. I grew up in Houston, Texas
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comes in. I grew up in Houston, Texas
with the first name Muhammad. So I'm
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with the first name Muhammad. So I'm
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with the first name Muhammad. So I'm
kind of an expert in Islamophobia.
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kind of an expert in Islamophobia.
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kind of an expert in Islamophobia.
Although although some people assume my
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Although although some people assume my
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Although although some people assume my
name was Hector Gomez.
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name was Hector Gomez.
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name was Hector Gomez.
Saludos mis amigos.
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Saludos mis amigos.
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Saludos mis amigos.
But I want to tell you something right
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But I want to tell you something right
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But I want to tell you something right
now. I've been hearing your Islamophobia
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now. I've been hearing your Islamophobia
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now. I've been hearing your Islamophobia
and and I'm offended. Not not from the
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and and I'm offended. Not not from the
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and and I'm offended. Not not from the
hate, but because it's so inaccurate.
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hate, but because it's so inaccurate.
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hate, but because it's so inaccurate.
For example, I've been seeing you, a lot
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For example, I've been seeing you, a lot
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For example, I've been seeing you, a lot
of you do this.
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of you do this.
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of you do this.
>> Here's your kryptonite, Muslims. Here's
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>> Here's your kryptonite, Muslims. Here's
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>> Here's your kryptonite, Muslims. Here's
your kryptonite.
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your kryptonite.
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your kryptonite.
>> Ma'am, you have a pig on top of a
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>> Ma'am, you have a pig on top of a
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>> Ma'am, you have a pig on top of a
>> Yes.
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>> Yes.
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>> Yes.
>> stick right now. What made you bring a
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>> stick right now. What made you bring a
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>> stick right now. What made you bring a
pig out here today?
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pig out here today?
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pig out here today?
>> I just want to stay safe and I know they
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>> I just want to stay safe and I know they
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>> I just want to stay safe and I know they
won't get close to Hogs.
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>> Lady, you're doing too much. All right.
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>> Lady, you're doing too much. All right.
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>> Lady, you're doing too much. All right.
You don't need that pig head to keep us
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You don't need that pig head to keep us
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You don't need that pig head to keep us
away. That hat and that eye patch are
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away. That hat and that eye patch are
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away. That hat and that eye patch are
enough.
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AND and and by the way, we're definitely
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AND and and by the way, we're definitely
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AND and and by the way, we're definitely
not intimidated when YOU LEAVE THE PRICE
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not intimidated when YOU LEAVE THE PRICE
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not intimidated when YOU LEAVE THE PRICE
TAG ON.
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TAG ON.
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TAG ON.
Are you planning to return it? I mean,
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Are you planning to return it? I mean,
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Are you planning to return it? I mean,
that that poor guy at Home Depot is
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that that poor guy at Home Depot is
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that that poor guy at Home Depot is
like, "Ma'am, I told you all pig head on
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like, "Ma'am, I told you all pig head on
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like, "Ma'am, I told you all pig head on
stick sales are final."
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But listen, Islamophobes, bacon is not
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But listen, Islamophobes, bacon is not
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But listen, Islamophobes, bacon is not
our kryptonite. I mean, what do you
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our kryptonite. I mean, what do you
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our kryptonite. I mean, what do you
think happens to us? You think I walk
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think happens to us? You think I walk
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think happens to us? You think I walk
into a Denny's and go, "WHAT'S THAT
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into a Denny's and go, "WHAT'S THAT
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into a Denny's and go, "WHAT'S THAT
SMELL?
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SMELL?
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SMELL?
MY POWERS. MY POWERS. I LOST MY SHARIA
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MY POWERS. MY POWERS. I LOST MY SHARIA
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MY POWERS. MY POWERS. I LOST MY SHARIA
SUPER SIGHT." OH, NO.
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SUPER SIGHT." OH, NO.
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SUPER SIGHT." OH, NO.
And for the record, we're not supposed
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And for the record, we're not supposed
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And for the record, we're not supposed
to. And for the record, you're not
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to. And for the record, you're not
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to. And for the record, you're not
supposed to eat pork either. Right.
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supposed to eat pork either. Right.
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supposed to eat pork either. Right.
That's in the Bible, too. Leviticus uh
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That's in the Bible, too. Leviticus uh
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That's in the Bible, too. Leviticus uh
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I I stay at a lot of hotels. I'm lonely.
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You all give us way too much credit. Uh,
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You all give us way too much credit. Uh,
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You all give us way too much credit. Uh,
you even act like we've taken over
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you even act like we've taken over
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you even act like we've taken over
entire continents.
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entire continents.
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entire continents.
>> Islam has conquered Europe. They've been
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>> Islam has conquered Europe. They've been
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>> Islam has conquered Europe. They've been
taken over by the Muslims.
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taken over by the Muslims.
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taken over by the Muslims.
>> London is basically London stand.
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>> London is basically London stand.
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>> London is basically London stand.
>> Germany fully conquered by Islam. It
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>> Germany fully conquered by Islam. It
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>> Germany fully conquered by Islam. It
would appear.
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would appear.
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would appear.
>> We lost New York.
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>> We lost New York.
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>> We lost New York.
>> During Ramadan, New Yorkers are now
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>> During Ramadan, New Yorkers are now
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>> During Ramadan, New Yorkers are now
waking up to this.
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>> That's not Iraq. It's not Afghanistan.
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>> That's not Iraq. It's not Afghanistan.
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>> That's not Iraq. It's not Afghanistan.
That's Time Square.
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That's Time Square.
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That's Time Square.
Time Square.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Time Square. You
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Time Square. You
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Time Square. You
going to blame You're going to blame us
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going to blame You're going to blame us
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going to blame You're going to blame us
for noise in Time Square?
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for noise in Time Square?
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for noise in Time Square?
IT'S TIME SQUARE.
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IT'S TIME SQUARE.
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IT'S TIME SQUARE.
These Muslims are keeping us up all
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These Muslims are keeping us up all
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These Muslims are keeping us up all
night, all hours in a city that doesn't
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night, all hours in a city that doesn't
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night, all hours in a city that doesn't
sleep. Hey, I want to be a part of it.
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sleep. Hey, I want to be a part of it.
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sleep. Hey, I want to be a part of it.
Islam. Islam
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Islam. Islam
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Islam. Islam
start. All right. All right. All right,
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start. All right. All right. All right,
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start. All right. All right. All right,
I'm getting carried away here. Listen,
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I'm getting carried away here. Listen,
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I'm getting carried away here. Listen,
guys. Listen, listen, listen, listen.
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guys. Listen, listen, listen, listen.
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guys. Listen, listen, listen, listen.
Here's my theory. You say you dislike
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Here's my theory. You say you dislike
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Here's my theory. You say you dislike
Muslims, but I think you just hate New
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Muslims, but I think you just hate New
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Muslims, but I think you just hate New
York. You're You're not Islamophobic.
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York. You're You're not Islamophobic.
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York. You're You're not Islamophobic.
You're New York because you constantly
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You're New York because you constantly
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You're New York because you constantly
blame us for normal New York stuff. The
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blame us for normal New York stuff. The
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blame us for normal New York stuff. The
New York Mets, they are on an 11game
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New York Mets, they are on an 11game
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New York Mets, they are on an 11game
losing streak, including Oh, right after
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losing streak, including Oh, right after
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losing streak, including Oh, right after
the mayor met and hugged the team
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the mayor met and hugged the team
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the mayor met and hugged the team
mascot, Mr. met at City Field on April
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mascot, Mr. met at City Field on April
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mascot, Mr. met at City Field on April
9th, a phenomenon people are calling the
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9th, a phenomenon people are calling the
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9th, a phenomenon people are calling the
mom Donnie curse.
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mom Donnie curse.
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mom Donnie curse.
DON'T YOU DARE PUT THE METS ON US. OKAY,
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DON'T YOU DARE PUT THE METS ON US. OKAY,
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DON'T YOU DARE PUT THE METS ON US. OKAY,
they cursed themselves. You think we
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they cursed themselves. You think we
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they cursed themselves. You think we
would waste an ancient curse on the
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would waste an ancient curse on the
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would waste an ancient curse on the
Mets?
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Mets?
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Mets?
In fact, in fact, if the Mets really
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In fact, in fact, if the Mets really
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In fact, in fact, if the Mets really
want to win, okay, maybe they need
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want to win, okay, maybe they need
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want to win, okay, maybe they need
Islam. Maybe. Yeah, maybe they need to
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Islam. Maybe. Yeah, maybe they need to
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Islam. Maybe. Yeah, maybe they need to
pray five times a day. Yeah, pray five
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pray five times a day. Yeah, pray five
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pray five times a day. Yeah, pray five
times a day. That's how you'll get
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times a day. That's how you'll get
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times a day. That's how you'll get
angels in outfield.
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Uh, please understand, Muslims aren't
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Uh, please understand, Muslims aren't
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Uh, please understand, Muslims aren't
trying to take over the streets of New
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trying to take over the streets of New
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trying to take over the streets of New
York. Well, may maybe just just one
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York. Well, may maybe just just one
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York. Well, may maybe just just one
street. Just
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street. Just
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street. Just
>> Mr. Brahmy, what does salam alalayikum
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>> Mr. Brahmy, what does salam alalayikum
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>> Mr. Brahmy, what does salam alalayikum
mean?
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mean?
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mean?
>> Well, salam means peace, and it's a way
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>> Well, salam means peace, and it's a way
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>> Well, salam means peace, and it's a way
to say hello in Arabic.
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to say hello in Arabic.
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to say hello in Arabic.
>> Oh, cool. Oh, salam alaikum, everybody.
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>> Oh, cool. Oh, salam alaikum, everybody.
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>> Oh, cool. Oh, salam alaikum, everybody.
>> That's so sweet.
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Yes,
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Yes,
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Yes,
that's so sweet. Peace for everyone.
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that's so sweet. Peace for everyone.
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that's so sweet. Peace for everyone.
That makes sense. That makes Wait a
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That makes sense. That makes Wait a
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That makes sense. That makes Wait a
second. That makes sense. Elmo's full
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second. That makes sense. Elmo's full
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second. That makes sense. Elmo's full
name is El Mohammed.
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That's why I've never seen him with Miss
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That's why I've never seen him with Miss
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That's why I've never seen him with Miss
Piggy.
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I mean, a message of peace and joy. Who
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I mean, a message of peace and joy. Who
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I mean, a message of peace and joy. Who
could be bad at that? I wish Sesame
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could be bad at that? I wish Sesame
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could be bad at that? I wish Sesame
Street would stick to teaching kids
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Street would stick to teaching kids
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Street would stick to teaching kids
about letters and numbers, Laura, and
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about letters and numbers, Laura, and
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about letters and numbers, Laura, and
leave the Arabic immersion to someone
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leave the Arabic immersion to someone
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leave the Arabic immersion to someone
else. By the way, there's no record of
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else. By the way, there's no record of
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else. By the way, there's no record of
Sesame Workshop posting a Jewish
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Sesame Workshop posting a Jewish
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Sesame Workshop posting a Jewish
Heritage Day, Italian Heritage Day, or
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Heritage Day, Italian Heritage Day, or
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Heritage Day, Italian Heritage Day, or
Irish Heritage Day. We looked
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Irish Heritage Day. We looked
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Irish Heritage Day. We looked
>> Oh, you looked. You looked. You looked.
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>> Oh, you looked. You looked. You looked.
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>> Oh, you looked. You looked. You looked.
Well, I don't think you looked hot
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Well, I don't think you looked hot
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Well, I don't think you looked hot
enough, sweetheart.
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enough, sweetheart.
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enough, sweetheart.
>> I can't say for certain, but I think
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>> I can't say for certain, but I think
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>> I can't say for certain, but I think
we're going to
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we're going to
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we're going to
Irish death
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Irish death
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Irish death
>> from all of us at Sesame Street. We just
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>> from all of us at Sesame Street. We just
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>> from all of us at Sesame Street. We just
want to say
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want to say
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want to say
>> happy.
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>> happy.
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>> happy.
>> Chef Elmo knows what that is. That's
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>> Chef Elmo knows what that is. That's
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>> Chef Elmo knows what that is. That's
rigetony.
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rigetony.
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rigetony.
>> Rieton.
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>> Rieton.
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>> Rieton.
That was a hard R. Elmo. I got to say
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That was a hard R. Elmo. I got to say
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That was a hard R. Elmo. I got to say
I'm a rigetony. I don't feel
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I'm a rigetony. I don't feel
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I'm a rigetony. I don't feel
comfortable.
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comfortable.
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comfortable.
But see, why wouldn't they celebrate
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But see, why wouldn't they celebrate
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But see, why wouldn't they celebrate
multiple cultures? Sesame Street is a
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multiple cultures? Sesame Street is a
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multiple cultures? Sesame Street is a
diverse show. They got birds, frogs,
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diverse show. They got birds, frogs,
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diverse show. They got birds, frogs,
coked out elephants.
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coked out elephants.
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coked out elephants.
I mean, LOOK AT HIS PUPILS. WHO LET THIS
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I mean, LOOK AT HIS PUPILS. WHO LET THIS
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I mean, LOOK AT HIS PUPILS. WHO LET THIS
GUY ON A KID SHOW? HE'S DOING LINES LIKE
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All right.
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All right.
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All right.
All right. All right.
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All right. All right.
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All right. All right.
And that brings me to my final critique.
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And that brings me to my final critique.
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And that brings me to my final critique.
Islamophobes,
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Islamophobes,
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Islamophobes,
do your research because I have. And
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do your research because I have. And
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do your research because I have. And
here it is. Muslims invented algebra,
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here it is. Muslims invented algebra,
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here it is. Muslims invented algebra,
hospitals, universities, the camera,
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hospitals, universities, the camera,
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hospitals, universities, the camera,
even algorithms, just to name a few. And
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even algorithms, just to name a few. And
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even algorithms, just to name a few. And
if you right-wing Christians dislike
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if you right-wing Christians dislike
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if you right-wing Christians dislike
Middle Eastern people and eating with
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Middle Eastern people and eating with
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Middle Eastern people and eating with
your hands and teaching people about
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your hands and teaching people about
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your hands and teaching people about
kindness, I HAVE TERRIBLE NEWS FOR YOU
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kindness, I HAVE TERRIBLE NEWS FOR YOU
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kindness, I HAVE TERRIBLE NEWS FOR YOU
ABOUT JESUS.
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He was Middle Eastern from Palestine,
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He was Middle Eastern from Palestine,
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He was Middle Eastern from Palestine,
spoke Aramaic, a Seemetic language, and
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spoke Aramaic, a Seemetic language, and
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spoke Aramaic, a Seemetic language, and
handed people bread with his hands. And
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handed people bread with his hands. And
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handed people bread with his hands. And
by the way, most Muslims aren't even
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by the way, most Muslims aren't even
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by the way, most Muslims aren't even
Arab and most Arab Americans are
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Arab and most Arab Americans are
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Arab and most Arab Americans are
actually Christians. And while we're at
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actually Christians. And while we're at
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actually Christians. And while we're at
it,
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it,
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it,
Muslims also believe in Jesus Christ.
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Muslims also believe in Jesus Christ.
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Muslims also believe in Jesus Christ.
He's mentioned in the Quran which has an
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He's mentioned in the Quran which has an
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He's mentioned in the Quran which has an
entire chapter named after his mother
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entire chapter named after his mother
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entire chapter named after his mother
Mary. And we also believe in the virgin
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Mary. And we also believe in the virgin
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Mary. And we also believe in the virgin
birth. Stop using lazy tropes to divide
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birth. Stop using lazy tropes to divide
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birth. Stop using lazy tropes to divide
people so you can bomb other countries,
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people so you can bomb other countries,
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people so you can bomb other countries,
creating even more refugees, making you
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creating even more refugees, making you
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creating even more refugees, making you
more upset at Muslims in America, being
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more upset at Muslims in America, being
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more upset at Muslims in America, being
doctors, engineers, lawyers, or selling
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doctors, engineers, lawyers, or selling
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doctors, engineers, lawyers, or selling
you street out of delicious cars.
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