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So your profile and the whole story that you told on NetSkirts was just truly

amazing. It's very inspiring.

There's a guy, his name is Mohamed Ali Aden, and he's from Somalia.

Basically what happened, in a short of a short story, was he had his nose cut

off by insurgents from Somalia. I think it's a wonderful cause, so I think we

should just wrap this up with a nice, neat little bow, and let's go get my

checkbook and let's write a check.

Or are you just willing to do anything for your cause?

The reason that I asked you to come by is I'm kind of in a little predicament.

Are you familiar with the site netskirts .com? Yes.

Okay,

well, I answered an ad on there.

Like I said, we hit it off and we had sex.

Nice. And a few days later she emailed me and told me that she's got this video

of us.

I assume you want me to find this lady.

That would be great.

Is it threatening you? That's the only lead I have.

Since you're going to be doing this for me and you're going to take the time

out, I can do something for you.

Oh.

So, I was on NetSkirts the other day, and I have someone who's trying to PM

I think they want to meet up.

I really enjoyed your profile and thought I'd write.

I'm a Thornhill resident who likes to mentor and help a few select students.

who she'll promise and are away from home for the first time.

She's probably going to want sex, too.

I don't think I can do that.

I love you.

Lily, can you come in the house for a minute, please?

He looks so sad out by the pool. You can tell me anything. You know that.

A couple days ago, he brought in a lesbian DVD.

I check out girls in the store.

I even fantasize about them.

You know, the site Netskirts.

Did you check that out?

Oh, let's see.

Oh, she's so pretty.

The adult movie I was watching had bigger breasts.

This is... Charisma, charisma. This is Lily.

Hi, how are you?

Um, I'm good. This scene, I really like it.

You like it?

Yeah.

Hello? Can I help you?

Um, I'm sorry, is this where Shiloh lives?

Sure, yes, Shiloh lives here.

I bought her some flowers and I wanted to give them to her.

That's very nice of you.

Can I give them to her?

Um, I'd kind of like to talk to her.

Talk to her?

Very well then, come in.

She's upstairs.

Why don't you go straight up and see her?

Oh, okay.

Thank you.

First bedroom only, lad.

Okay.

Can I come in?

Uh -huh.

Hello.

What's up?

Am I disturbing you? I hope I'm not disturbing you.

Oh, no, it's okay. I need a break anyway.

Yeah, I need it.

I've been studying all night.

Have you got classes this morning?

Yes, and I have finals coming up.

Oh, wow. So stressful.

You know, I just thought I'd just pop in and kind of, I don't know. What's on

your mind?

You kind of, I don't know, you just seem like you're thinking something.

I don't know, I just...

I'm kind of a little bit curious.

About what?

I don't know. You've had some girls who, you know, you're friends, but they're

coming over to die.

I'm just... Um, yeah.

No, I guess I'll let in the other day, Julianne come, Julianne with the

and you've had Samantha coming over.

Well, um... OK.

Yeah, they've been staying the night with me.

Like, like, stay in the night, as in, like, just, like, hanging out, or...

we hang out.

Okay. And... Or stay in the night, like, as in intimate

things.

Yeah.

We are sleeping with each other.

Oh, wow.

Do you know what I thought?

I'm just, like, really curious.

Yeah, um... I haven't...

I haven't wanted to say anything, obviously.

It's something that's not necessarily been new to me, but it's definitely been

something that I've kind of been keeping quiet.

Like, a very secret.

Yeah, just like... Mm -hmm.

Don't think of me any differently and I please I don't want you to tell anyone

like I won't tell anyone. I won't tell anyone.

I just know I'm really curious really do you know what I thought that that's

what he was doing and he's like wow what's it like to have a girl spend the

night in the bed?

Wow. Tell me. You want to know?

Yeah. You do?

Yeah.

Can I tell you something?

I have these dreams, right?

And, like, these thoughts.

And sometimes I kind of dream that I'm... This is really weird. I dream

some dude, some guy. And I've got this penis.

And it's like... And then I've got, like, really, like, hot chick, like, a

really nice, like, pretty girl like yourself.

And then I kind of spook her with my penis. It's like... And I always wake

I...

And it's like, oh, I feel like really wet.

Well, apparently you've been curious yourself as well.

Being with a woman is so much different than being with a man. Why?

It's more sensual.

It's more sensitive.

Yeah. It's more, like, delicate.

It's com... I can't... I can't describe it to you in words.

Okay.

I think probably the best way to describe it would kind of be to show you

way. Like, show me, like, what it feels.

Uh -huh. Just... It's different. Like, put your hand... Put your hand on me.

It's just different touching a woman.

Wow.

It feels really nice.

Like, soft.

Soft your skin.

Soft your touch.

Just like this.

So like here.

Like that.

Wow. Just relax.

Okay. I feel a bit nervous.

You're fine.

Okay. So we just kind of relax and... Oh.

How does it feel, do you?

Just to have our skin on each other, does that feel good?

Yeah.

It makes me feel, like, kind of nice and warm.

Like... It's making my hair stand on end.

That's good.

Is that okay?

Yeah.

She's sorry, I understand.

I like your hands on me.

I touched them all bring your lips

Oh, yeah.

A bit like that Just

like

that So I open it

I wanted to tell yourself whenever you masturbate, I like to paint my fingers

nice and white.

Come in, princess.

Hey. Hi.

You brought me a gift.

Yeah.

Thanks.

I'll just put it in the wrong color drawer.

I'm sorry. You don't like it?

You don't seem like you're in a very good mood.

Of course I'm not in a good mood.

You know Julianne just stole that hot little piece of ash Shiloh right out

underneath me.

Well, maybe she didn't mean to.

Do you think she knew you were interested in Shiloh? Oh, think about

Princess.

She knew exactly what she was doing. She did it just to spite me.

She thinks she's the hottest thing in Thornhill.

I think I need to teach Julia a thing or two.

What are you going to do?

I think you should get a notepad.

Because we're going to execute a plan.

To do something evil.

Okay.

We're going to need some things for this plan.

Mm -hmm.

I'm thinking two cameras, video and stills.

What about a piece of lingerie for Shyla?

Make it a little nicer than the one you brought me. Make sure it's her size.

Okay. And do you think you'll be able to coax her over here?

I think I can come up with something.

I bet you can.

That should do it.

Well, let's get busy.

Do it.

Welcome, Shiloh. It's so nice to have you here.

Thank you so much for inviting me over here. I'm really excited that you called

me up today.

So how is Julia these days?

Oh, she's doing great, actually.

So I think we're going to go scuba diving tomorrow. She just bought me a

new scuba suit.

I want one.

Shut up, Princess.

Well, I'm really excited about it, though, because this scuba suit is for,

actually a biology major, so she's going to be teaching me all that stuff, and

I'm pretty excited. All the classes are so expensive, and, you know, for her to

take care of it is just really awesome.

Well, that sounds great for you. Yeah, that's wonderful.

I'm really stoked.

So, you know Saturday's her birthday, then?

Yes, I do. I'm really excited, but I have no idea what I'm going to get her.

Oh, well, we thought that we would throw her a birthday party. Kind of surprise

her. Really? Yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

Okay. That's awesome.

Great. Well, we were thinking that you would like to get her a really nice

also. Yeah, I do.

I really do.

We had an idea that... I'm sure Julia Ann would love nothing more than a giant

portrait of you.

That's a great idea.

Yeah? Uh -huh. So would y 'all be taking it?

Yeah, I'm actually pretty good with a camera. You can take the pictures, and

can take it over to Dana, and she'll print it out really big and put it in a

frame for you. Good thinking. Okay, that sounds great. Okay, well, let's do it.

Very good.

We can just do it upstairs.

Yeah, it's a really nice room. It would be perfect.

Okay. All right.

You know, I don't have anything to wear. Oh, we've got a few things that'll look

beautiful on you. Oh, okay. Great.

Okay, fantastic.

Perfect. Cool. Let's get started.

All right.

Oh, that's cute.

All right, hold.

Nice.

Oh, that's cute. That one's cute. Yeah.

Oh,

that's adorable.

Wait.

You know what, Shiloh, I'm thinking while I'm taking these that Julia Ann

probably sees this kind of stuff every day in her modeling agency. So what

putting on like a nice robe or something cute like that?

Yeah, that's a great idea.

Julia's a horndog. Princess, can we speak a little nicer about our fellow

Thornhillians? Sorry.

Well, uh... Where's that robe?

Okay, I guess.

Great.

okay put this on okay hold on for a second can you close it yeah

okay

let me grab that

Everything is all jumped up.

It is

tangled.

Do you

think

I should leave on my panties?

I can see the stripes through there, so yeah, take them off. Oh,

okay. Yeah.

Okay, where do I go?

That's adorable.

Why don't you get up on the bed there? Do some sexy ones.

Sexy ones? Uh -huh.

Yeah,

just like that.

Beautiful. One more.

Yeah. You know, let's actually show some skin here.

Yeah, like that.

Oh, that's good right there.

I can't do this. I'm not comfortable with it, and I'm pretty sure Julianne

wouldn't be comfortable with it either.

Julianne loves that type of stuff.

Now listen, Shiloh, you're going to take more photos, or I'm going to let

everyone know in that little hick town of yours where they can download the

I've already taken. So you're going to go along with this.

Yeah, and Julia Ann plays your mommy, so I'm going to play your daddy.

Shut up, Princess, and get on with that.

Oh, yeah.

Bye -bye, Shiloh. See you on the internet.

Have fun, Shiloh. Your brother's friends are going to have fun whacking off to

your pictures.

Your brother's always laughing the monkey, too.

You can fuck me instead.

I think that can be arranged.

You're going to have to lose that apparatus, though.

I know.

I think

we got everything we needed from her, don't you?

I think we got more than enough.

I hope you get rid of that.

Someone was thinking she was going to get some today. I was.

That's what I was aiming for. You're all cute.

your teeth.

Mm -hmm.