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Thank you.

You have to open your mouth wider. I can't get that small of a target.

Okay, hold still.

Oh, my God. Hold on.

What? Yeah.

Oh, God, your hands are cold. Yeah, it's okay.

Tia, meet Tamara.

Yeah,

that's it. Is it?

Naked thing is too much.

Stay still.

Hold on, hold on.

Okay, don't move.

Perfect. All right, hold on.

What's happening?

Oh, yeah.

You have light all over you, girl. Oh, my God, I'm shedding. Yeah.

You're good now.

Okay. All right, Mac.

Wider.

Wider. Mac, you know the drill.

You're being ridiculous.

I like having friends.

Fine. No fire.

What fire?

I have got to hear this.

All right. So you guys know our friends Doug and Samantha, right?

Okay. Well, Mac thought it'd be a good idea to show Doug a flame trick.

No, that's not the story.

It was a barbecue lid. It wouldn't close.

He literally knocked the barbecue over and set their entire patio furniture on

fire. Wait, what?

Their brand new set? Did you have to pay for it?

No, thank God. With me just bartending and Mac out of work, we can't afford

that. Hi. Hey. No.

In between gigs. I'm in between gigs.

Yeah, for six months.

You see, I have a particular set of skills that I was blessed with, and they

should be compensated for. I think that's fair.

You know, we have a barbecue, and we wouldn't charge either, you know, if

anything bad happened.

Hey, now.

What? I don't see this place catching fire a bad thing. Okay.

You know what?

Fantasia never did anything but love you.

It's a never -ending story thing.

Don't encourage it.

I hate this place.

This place is a family heirloom. Your uncle went to prison, and then we moved

two weeks later.

Like I said, heirloom. I like it. I think it's cozy.

Thank you.

Everything is cozy.

Okay, please behave, both of you. You sure you just don't want to come with us

tonight? We're sure.

We'll be back around 3 a .m.

Well, why don't you girls just hang out with us tonight, I mean?

What, and watch Ancient Aliens with you? That is a great show.

So many discoveries.

Aliens are a fact of life, and we need to be prepared. In fact... Wait, no.

Babe?

Well, I was... Put the book away.

No. No, thank you.

Okay. Um, please feed the children.

What children?

The trick -or -treaters. You don't feed the kids candy?

I mean... Last year he put a sign out that read, Bring this bell and die.

There we go.

I mean, it's not ambiguous.

They're children.

Please give them candy.

Okay, sure.

I'll encourage the behavior of walking up to a complete stranger's home. The

third Halloween, yeah.

Walk the matches.

Top left door. You're welcome.

She can hear you.

Quick, he's talking about Fantasia. Go.

You want to see something cool?

Do I want to see something cool? Yeah.

Oh, now. You meant now.

Well, when you said cool, your bathroom didn't come to mind.

Magic time.

You ready?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Nice. Is that new?

Oh, yeah.

And that's not all.

Okay.

You install these yourself?

You really fancied the place up, didn't you? Oh, yeah.

All sensors?

I don't have to touch a thing. It really is like magic.

All right. I'm not going to. This is awesome.

I'm told that. This is fantastic, actually.

Wait, why did you do all the additions if Skylar wants to leave?

What? Why would we leave this place?

We've got everything we need right here.

Yeah, I don't know.

Are we really going to watch Ancient Aliens?

Oh yeah, I got like ten seasons. Go pick one and can I get you a drink?

Yes and yes.

Why is this in your car?

Oh, my God.

Fucking Dean keeps putting that in my car every time I'm about to go

What's that?

Give it to me. You know what's fucked up?

This.

Oh, yeah.

This is awesome.

This is fantastic.

Oh, my gosh. Who even has these anymore?

You know, they say that aliens live deep underwater and among us.

Like...

Regularly.

Yeah, I don't know about all that.

These are like records, man.

This is crazy.

Do you have something to play this?

Can you take a neat?

Is there any other way?

I think we're going to do season 11.

No, going on with the whole job thing.

You really think that they're underground? Like in the water

I see what you're doing.

Yes, I do believe, though. Okay.

Six months, though? That's... Well, it's more like five and a half, but... Yeah.

Look, I'm trying to start my own company, okay? And the process is taking

little bit longer than I would hope, than I thought.

But Amanda just... She just... wants me to get a job now. She wants me to get a

piece of shit job that pays shit, and it's stupid, and she wants me to give up

on my hopes, and she doesn't believe in my dreams.

I don't know if all that's true, that last part, but it's stupid.

Do you think that maybe she feels frustrated because she feels alone?

she wants the thing between you two to go further.

But you're not going and getting a job, not bringing home any money. It feels

like you don't care.

That's some deep shit.

All right.

Serious question.

Serious answer.

Okay. Seriously, though.

All right. Which drugs are off the table tonight?

And how far is, like, officially cheating?

Amanda. I know.

Okay, I want to get fucked up, but I'm not trying to fuck up my whole life.

Well, that's fine. So what drug?

Okay,

so... Weed? Yes.

Alcohol?

Cocaine? Candy.

Yay, all right.

Okay.

Okay. I don't...

What did...

I don't know.

Now this is a true work of art.

Oh, like an indie film.

Because of China.

Oh, God, no. This is a porn. No. No, no, yes.

It's naked people. This is an artistically driven narrative about two

physically expressing their love for one another.

Yeah, I know.

What's the title thing for?

The Night We Fucked.

We'd be fucked.

No. Fucked is a situation I'm currently in.

What are you talking about?

It's Max.

I mean, you know I love him more than anything, but he hasn't worked for six

months. Drained our savings.

Talking to him about it? No, I just don't want to piss him off, you know?

Okay, that sounds very wife -beater -ish to me.

Nothing like that. I just haven't found the right time.

It's a sensitive topic.

So let's switch topics.

Uh, how are you, Dean and Fantasia?

Fucking whore. Skye, it's not that bad.

Okay, it's that bad. You know what?

I've needed this for a long time.

Don't say that. Same here.

You know, we used to go on vacations all the time.

And then we just stopped.

Why? I don't know why.

So, these nights out with just us.

Yeah. They're my new mini vacations. Thanks.

You know, come to think of it, I don't think Mac and I have ever been on a

vacation. That's because you can't afford one. You're a slut.

I'm a vampire.

Okay.

Okay.

Happy Halloween!

Little fuckers.

It was faster.

Fair enough.

I miss that whole entire being super happy off of the Halloween.

What in God's name is that?

Oh, you know what? That was my uncle's.

Yeah.

Actually, it was here before we got here. And I think probably all those

roosters you're hearing right now used to live there and escaped.

Oh,

okay.

Yeah, I was going to go with sex page. That looks like something Jenna Jameson

trained in before she hit it big and found her stride. Who? Yeah, I'm pretty

sure a forensic team is going to be showing up to collect samples at the

least vivid.

Okay, actually, that sounds awesome, and I invite that possibility.

Well, then here's the crazy shit happening.

Yes, sir. That's weird.

Cheers.

We don't have a stereo.

The fuck was that?

That. In your face shit.

What's in your face shit?

Do you... Do you feel this?

It's like the rain.

Without the rain. What?

It's like the rain without the... Get your face out here.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Okay, that is wild.

It was nice.

It's like Petricor's little brother.

Pop core Angelic it's like Ariel singing a song It

is unusual It's beautiful, huh?

Let's go inside, okay?

Wow, oh my god, what?

Fuck What is it? There's like Rain drops on my

face and on my tongue.

There's none on your car.

And there's no clouds.

Yeah, that is kind of wild.

In this installment, we hear the Pentagon confirm yet more startling UFO

sightings.

We learn about a group of scientists who are putting pressure on the government

to release all of their secrets on flying objects.

That doesn't make any fucking sense. No, it really does. Just, okay.

Think about it. Okay.

I don't believe you.

Okay, well.

Right.

Flippers. And debunking.

Are you here? Because it does.

They touch. They sure do.

They touch. I know.

Wait,

this doesn't prove anything.

These are my pants.

Give me your pants.

Your pants. Okay.

This is nuts.

This is nuts.

I never have to try on pants again.

Never. This is crazy.

You're like a wizard.

It's been said.

Okay.

Okay.

I swear

to God, I don't even know

why I put the sign out.

This just speaks to the education system.

What are you doing?

Trick or treat. Don't even finish that. I really did, though.

Mm -mm.

Mm -mm.

You're like half an adult.

Why are you out here? Why can't I just get some candy? Because there's an age

limit. That's ageist.

Not how that works. Not how that works at all. Can I just get some candy, old

man? Old man? Wow. I'm talking to him, actually.

Checked out. Okay. Okay. You know what you should be doing? You should be at

home, listening to Hurt, crying about somebody who stood you up tonight.

What the fuck is Hurt? What the fuck?

Okay, I'm going to have to show you a lesson here. Please educate this one.

Maybe this little ditty is going to ring a bell.

You let me violate you.

This is the first day of my life. I like that one, too.

Next track.

The world is a vampire.

And you could have it all.

My empire.

Oh, that one by Johnny Cash, right?

Oh, God.

Okay. Leave.

Just go. Why don't you leave?

Because this is my house. That's why. My house. Our house.

Together. Together.

Not your concern. You need to go away, vampire.

Be gone. I'm sorry.

Interrupted your eyes wide shut moment.

Be gone, okay?

Make like a crow.

Just go.

Please.

Be gone.

Yeah.

Bad bye.

Find another home, Crusader.

Okay.

This is going to lead to murder, huh?

Okay, come on.

I spent so long on that.

I know. Who would do that?

Well, I mean, probably the teenager that was out here earlier.

That would be my guess. I'm not a detective, but, I mean, I would assume

what happened there. Probably. Okay.

Let's see. Right here.

What? You probably see it on your ring.

Doorbell. Oh, I don't pay for the service.

What? Why do you have it?

Because I need a doorbell.

I mean, it makes sense. That checks out, actually.

Okay, but seriously?

Yeah. You're not bringing any strays home tonight.

Oh, but I make the best friends. You are not Captain Save -A -Ho.

All right, we need to be able to look back hell years later and be like, that

shit was a fucking epic.

Thank you.

I'll turn you back on. Bye.

Okay, you heard that, right? Yeah. Heard it. Saw it. Felt it.

All right. Okay.

That's a young child screaming. Yep.

Yep.

You should probably go check that out.

We can check it out. Yeah.

Alright, the sound came from the shed.

Yeah, I think our little bastard is hiding in there.

Okay, take out your phone.

Okay, open it.

What? Open it.

You open it. You're close, sir.

By all means.

It's just a kid.

I got it.

What the fuck was that?

That, my friend, was an alien.

Are you happy about this?

Yeah. Wait, no.

Yes?

Was that... Was it chewing on the teenager?

Dude, we were looking at the same thing. And that was an alien trash panda.

Was that really an alien?

Oh. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Uh, oh.

Oh.

Okay.

New plan.

Huh? Evidence.

Move. What? What? No.

No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. What are you doing? No, no, no, no,

no, no.

Okay.

Definitely an alien.

Oh, man.

No one's going to believe this.

Oh, God. Was it a teenager in there?

Dude. How are you... Ooh, seems aggressive.

Oh,

what I think is that it's done with its appetite.

Ooh, that appetizer has a name.

Oh, what is it?

Okay, you know what? We need weapons.

Hey!

Sorry, I thought you said go.

What? No. Okay, first, we need to fortify this door.

Yeah.

So maybe if we grab... Okay.

This was a complete betrayal of our friendship.

Complete betrayal!

We've really got to work on our communication, okay?

That's fair.

Okay.

And now... We need guns.

Lots of guns.

Do you have guns?

No.

We don't have a gun?

No.

That's a butter knife.

Yeah, well, I wasn't expecting an alien rodent invasion, okay?

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Are you having a stroke?

Your book.

What about your book?

Didn't you write a book about this?

Amanda.

Come here.

I'm going to wake up.

I'm starting a new company. That's what's happening.

I'm going to comb this little alien creature's hair.

Just thought I'd comb a little fucker down.

Peanut butter.

Uh, rats like peanut butter. It looks like a rat, so... It's like a... It's

a... Here, come here!

Feed. Oh. And then it's like an attack.

Okay. You just come at it aggressively. You know, I got something here.

So, it says... Listen for a sound the creature makes.

You try to imitate it. To communicate.

Alright.

It says... You wrote it.

Look, with eating a small child, I feel like we're past communicating.

Amanda? Amanda, wake up! What?

Where are we?

What's going on?

Oh, shit.

Amanda. Are we okay?

Define okay.

Amanda, what's happening? Quiet.

What's going on? Shh.

They're out there.

Look.

Shh.

What are we going to do? I don't know.

Amanda, we need to be quiet.

We need to be very still. Do not move.

We need to get out of here.

Like, fast.

We're gonna die.

We can't die out here.

We can't die just like this.

Just calm down. Just calm down, okay? Calm down. We're on a deserted road

surrounded by monster rats.

We have no cell service.

Oh, my God.

Is that Dean?

Yes. No.

No. Oh, my God.

We crashed our car on Empire Mine Road.

Because it's fast. Sure.

It's faster.

Race? Okay, just stop, all right?

We crashed our car on Empire Line Road, and now we're surrounded by zombie cats.

She's seen them, too.

I know, I can hear it.

Okay, babe, I need you to stay put. We are coming to get you.

Just don't move.

Oh, let me talk to Amanda.

Thank you.

That can't be good.

Babe, I'm going to have to call you back.

Mac?

Mac?

It's fucking useless.

We're going to fucking die.

We're going to die.

We're going to die.

Okay, everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's not fine.

Nope. Nope.

It's gone. It's gone?

We're going to be okay. I don't like this.

We're going to fucking die.

Okay, we're okay.

We just need to eat.

And calm down.

Hi.

What? What? What are you doing?

Where's mine?

Well, I, uh, you guys... Okay, I only found four.

You only made one for yourself?

All right.

Uh,

where are you going?

Uh, we're a team.

The aliens are that way. The girls are that way.

I can come in first.

Well, you should go in first, actually. And then I'll come in behind you.

And then I'll do like... Are you kidding me with this?

This entire time I've been in the kitchen building a Lego set with peanut

and you've had an alien neutralizer on you the whole time?

This is the odd chance.

Our time is now.

There's no going back.

One for all, and all for one.

We'll show them why we chose Disneyland over Knott's Berry Farm.

What?

I don't know.

Should we have a name?

I thought it was obvious.

Yeah, it's... Okay.

Broaders of...

Alien.

Convergence.

Division. Division.

MacD,

motherfucker.

I was looking under the car. Okay.

It's

locked. Sorry.

How do you not know your own father? Twice.

Okay.

There we go.

Heat it up. I know.

Nice jousting position. I like it.

Did you hear that?

I didn't hear shit. Let's go.

Help me!

I know you hear that.

Okay, but what if that's like some kind of alien voice trick or

something? How do we even know that's the teenager?

Hey, if you can hear me, I'm the teenager from earlier.

This is how people die.

Saving others?

No.

Deviating. Our goal was the girl. The first part to getting toward that goal

getting in the car.

We're in the car!

Okay, that's fair.

She needs our help.

Okay, you realize we're probably only going to be saving half a teenager,

Come on. Let's go.

Let's make this quick, all right?

Me first? Yeah. Okay.

All right.

I think something was eating me.

Right. Well, you know, you should have gone home.

Not the time.

You're going to be okay.

None of that is true.

Go, go,

go, go, go, go.

Up like a rabbit. Up like a rabbit.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

I'm making it sound.

It's not making that sound. You're making it horn.

Oh.

God damn.

It's a boy.

Bet you're hungry now, you little fucker.

Swing, Merrill!

Swing! Go, go, go, go!

Swing!

Get out of here!

Are you fucking kidding me right now?

You just put the saver in.

This is the thing. The fucking tip, man. The fucking thing. I told you.

You nearly got you in the... Fuck.

What is that thing?

Looked like something I bought my fucking niece for Christmas last year.

well, not all alien life form is carbon -based, okay? Okay, I'm just saying,

it's like really rubbery.

Well, this kind of looks like we're right back where we started.

Yeah, it does look like that, Mac.

It really does.

Huh.

Funny.

What do we do?

I think we just... Make it back to the house.

Okay. That sounds okay.

Is it another one?

These stupid signs made it horny.

Okay. Hey.

What do you see?

I don't see it. Nothing.

God. Why?

Why?

Why? I don't have my phone. Okay. Do you have yours?

Yeah.

I left it in the car.

Fuck. Fuck.

Okay, it's fine.

Is it?

Yeah, we're fine.

Yeah, are we? Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Okay, we just have to... What?

We just... Just have to...

We have to... What the... Oh,

no, no, no.

Oh, shit.

Never want to...

That's not them.

No?

Is that a good thing?

Is that a question?

I don't know. Tonight is fucking weird.

That could be a good Samaritan.

He just ran a car and he's just walking over to help us.

Yes.

Or he could have created a possum kingdom of aliens and released them into

world. And now he's here to collect his offspring and he's going to viciously

murder any of the witnesses.

That's the other option.

No, I didn't mean to cause you a fright.

I just, uh, I noticed some smoke coming from your car and, uh, wondered if,

uh, you ladies needed any help.

Um, yes. Hello, good sir.

Sir? Oh, the name is, uh, the name is Sam.

You know, you're all on a dangerous road here.

Hello, Sam.

Yes, I'm aware of the road.

Are you ladies all right? No, there's creepy critters running all

around out there.

What's that?

You've heard of murder hornets, right?

Murder hornets?

Yeah. Okay, think murder hornets, but they look like baboon rats.

Baboon rats?

I don't quite follow.

Can you roll the window down a little bit? Not a good idea, Sam. You need to

back in your car.

You want me to leave?

Yes. Don't leave.

You want me to get back in my van?

No. Yes.

Are you all on drugs?

What? No, I... Okay.

I could see how it might seem like that, but no.

Mm -hmm.

Do you really not see anything?

Okay. We'll roll the window down.

What? It's fine.

Hmm.

Sam, if you try any weird shit, we'll fuck your ass.

Up. We will fuck your ass up. Okay? We don't have time for creepy raper killers

tonight. Okay? This night's already a fucking mess.

Raper killers?

Look, I was just trying to give you ladies a hand.

Hmm. I think I'll leave if you all want me to.

Sam, we need to get out of here fast.

Can you help us with that?

I knew it.

Goddamn creepy motherfucker.

Hey, buddy.

I'm going to need you to get up here.

Hello?

Get up in that space, little Jimmy.

Hello?

That'll get you up.

That'll get you up, huh?

Oh, shit.

Two of us need a partner here. Come on, man.

You wake up.

I'm going to play a little game called Wake the Fuck Up.

Sorry. Sorry.

I got away from you. I apologize. I just need you to wake up.

Please, just...

For the love of God, will you please just wake the fuck up?

Oh, fuck. Okay.

Okay, actually, you stay here.

I need you to stay in here. Fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Why am I lying? Why me?

Joe McLean.

party. Let's have a little fun.

Bring a little aliens.

Fuck my life.

Okay, you're going to run to the truck,

start it up, and you're going to drive back to me. Yes.

Okay, why don't we leave at the same time?

You can be lookout.

What, so I can see when you're going to die?

Are you ready?

How do you know where Keith is?

They're probably on him.

I'm ready.

Are you okay? Yeah.

He's staring at me. Is he alive?

No.

Okay, we just need the keys.

The fuck? How is that possible?

Skylar, quit fucking with him.

He's fucking with me.

Let me know when it's clear.

Okay.

Okay, I think it's all clear.

It's all clear.

Shut the fuck up. You're going to get fucking killed.

Whose fault is that? What the fuck are you doing?

Human sealed.

Are you serious?

Are you watching?

You're being ridiculous.

I can't smell what they already killed.

How can... It's only a fucking thing.

Fuck you.

Fuck you. You. Fuck you. Fuck you.

You. Fuck you. Fuck you. You. Fuck you. You.

Fuck you.

Fuck you. Fuck you.

Oh, that's cool.

Yeah, just an open window with a bloodthirsty base rodent running around

the property.

Awesome.

Good morning, sunshine.

What's that behind you?

Locking the door?

Why are you wet?

Because you Jean -Claude Van Damme my ass into the bathroom.

For your safety, okay?

How about those water sensors, though? Did they work out?

Yeah,

they were actually pretty good.

Can you believe Skyler didn't want those in there? They make no goddamn sense

right now.

I don't know how an alien would justify that.

Well, I did.

Abby. What's going on? Shut up. You're going to draw attention.

Where are you taking me? Let go of me, crazy friend. Just be quiet.

Be quiet.

You fucking cut me.

You fucking cut me.

Just be quiet. You're dead.

Just be quiet. You're fucking dead.

Be quiet.

Newman Shields.

I got the keys. Let's go.

Wait a minute, girls!

It's my truck, you fucking bananas!

What?

Hey, kangaroo fucker!

You're gonna die.

They're trapping this thing. We are? Yeah, yeah. Thanks. Yeah, why are we

holding the door?

I don't know. I was just following your lead.

It's in there. It's in there pretty good. So we can move away.

All right.

We got to get your phone.

Do you know where it is?

In front of the shed.

Yes.

MACD.

MACD, motherfucker!

I would be Willard in this situation.

He would be Ben. Your Ben.

We just need you.

God damn it. Stop with the fighting. Bad rat.

Bad rat.

I know what you like.

Is this what you want?

Are you kidding me? You did that on purpose.

That was an accident.

No, that was my best performance, and you

ruined it.

That was an atrocity, okay? And it only figures that a space demon could destroy

it.

Okay, this truth comes out.

You're jealous of my night moves.

What are you doing?

Why are you moving like that?

Stop it.

Stop that.

Please.

Now.

No.

Okay.

That's... That's a breathing mechanism.

Dude, dude, dude, dude, stop that!

Oh,

fuck. Oh.

Sorry.

Oh, my God.

Are you okay? Yes, yes, yes. Here. Are you okay? Yeah.

Where did you get this?

From a dead kid in your car down the street. We were driving by and we

to call to see if it was safe.

Well, it is now. I mean, how did you do that?

Um, like this. Oh, my God. Babe, what happened?

I got bit.

Wait, what about you?

I'm not as good of a wrestler as I thought I was.

But let's get you cleaned up, okay?

Yeah. Okay.

I'm okay, too. I mean, I got attacked by aliens.

You have no idea how good it feels to be back.

Yeah, it was a fucking nightmare out there.

I'm just glad you're both back safe.

You got your car swum by a teenager?

I mean, it's more complicated than that, but yes.

Okay, no, it is not complicated.

He deviated. Okay, she was screaming for her life?

How many are there?

Teenagers? Creatures, idiot.

I think we're splitting hairs here.

What the fuck are these things?

I don't know.

I don't know. I know that they, like, water like candy and fucking flashlights

apparently kill them.

Okay, wait, but the flashlights on her phone didn't do anything.

All right, so it's the type of light. I don't know shit about light, but there's

something with that. Yeah? Wait, um, those are black lights.

That's it.

Ultraviolet radiation.

What the sun produces that bounces around the atmosphere, daylight.

I wish we had more of those.

We do, actually.

You remember the blacklight Christmas party.

No.

What the fuck was that?

I don't see it. Oh, shit.

There.

It's right here. Look.

There it is.

That's so fucking funny.

All of it.

All of it's funny.

Just when we think we got a handle on it.

Boom.

No handle.

We lose grip.

I mean, I don't know if you guys are seeing this, but we're fucked, okay?

You're fucked.

You're fucked.

You might be fucked. Okay. Still on the fence with, I need you to calm down.

Because there's only one thing we can do.

What is that?

Mac D, this bitch.

Hell yeah.

Mac D?

Yeah.

It's our group name. Yeah. We have a group. We created a group while you guys

were gone. Pretty cool.

So you should join. Yeah. Actually, I don't know why you... No initiation.

You're already here.

How'd you land on that?

Pretty simple.

Yeah. Yeah. Hit it with the name. Okay. Yep. Here it comes. Ready?

Waiting.

Marauders of Alien Convergence.

Dicks. Division.

Division. Not dicks. Division.

Okay.

McBee.

Selling it. Why don't we call ourselves Security Killers for

you.

Alliance. Like that. Gaia. Gaia, bitch.

You don't have time for this.

This is the stupidest name.

I think it's ever heard.

So dumb. So dumb. Say it again for me. It's really bad. It's great. You know

what it's like? It's like they're trying to take their names and like just force

them into an acronym.

I'm going to make the biggest sandwich that makes no sense.

Same thing that you guys did.

It's bad.

I think that's its way of knocking.

Okay. Let's do what we all do bad.

Fuck shit up. We fuck shit up. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Come on. Bring it in.

No. Pilot on top. No, thanks. Pilot on top.

No, thank you. Okay.

Go with your energy.

What are we looking at here? Excuse me.

Jesus. Where is me?

What's wrong? What's with all the pillows?

Block arteries, you know, for biting, scratches.

Go ahead.

Take a tear.

Nothing. Nothing. That's actually pretty smart. Right?

Yeah, babe, I'm impressed.

You are?

Yeah. Thank you.

Okay, I'm so glad you said that.

I've got a brilliant idea, okay? What is it?

I'm glad you asked.

All right, so how do we do this pillow thing?

I kind of used up all the pillows.

Seriously? And the duct tape.

What about us?

You are a selfish man.

Can

you

see that?

He sees something.

Holy shit.

Is that the dead teenager that we saw when we were driving up?

Hey, look what I found.

That is her.

That son of a bitch.

Hey. No, no, no, no, no. You don't get to say hi to me.

You stole my car, you little monster.

Actually, I think I crashed your car.

How do you not know if you crashed the car?

You either did or you didn't crash the car.

This kid doesn't die.

Hey.

Get up, buddy. It's going.

Dean, where's Mac?

What?

No, no, no, no. Where is Mac?

I don't know. He was right behind me.

What? We need to calm down, like all of us. What do you mean, calm down? Mac's

fucking missing. I understand.

Doesn't seem like it.

Dean, give me your flashlight.

I don't have it.

What do you mean? It got knocked out of my hands.

Wait, what time is it?

It's almost 5 .30. Why?

Sunrise, daylight, UV.

Yeah, the cage outside the murder cage.

Yes. I'm missing some verbal communication, you guys.

Cage, sun, monster.

Trap the motherfucker in the cage.

Just in time for sunlight. Okay? Okay.

Oh, shit. These hits are getting way worse.

Okay. We have to move now.

Wait.

Max is still out there. You left him with a creature?

Is he dead?

Oh, God. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Marauders never say die, okay?

What?

We can't give up pursuing our dreams.

Never say die. In here, our time is now.

In here.

Okay? And that all goes away the moment we ride Troy's bucket. What the fuck are

you talking about? It's the Goonies.

He's doing the Goonies. Yeah.

We don't know anything, so we cannot assume the worst.

Come here.

Look at me.

We need you right now. All right?

There's a freakishly huge hairy space cock outside that wants us as a meal.

We need to trap that motherfucker and watch it burn.

Then we can look for Mac.

Okay? Mac, he's a really smart guy, okay?

He can handle himself and... I'll let you in on a little secret.

When we have our sleepovers at night, I read to him from my book that I wrote,

so he's very well versed... Babe, what the fuck?

Okay. I want to do this.

Do what?

Lure the space rat into the cage.

I want to do it.

Are you sure?

No, it's okay.

I'll do it. No, it's fine.

I want to do this.

Okay. Go.

Hi. Hi. You're alive. Yeah. Yeah.

I've got to do this.

I'm going to do this. No, let me go.

We own it. Oh.

Oh, we like this.

Bring it with me.

Bring it with me. Bring it with me.

Bring it with me.

Bring it with me.

You're so smart with the music.

Here's the pillow, man. I'm putting that in my pillow. For sure.

Bring it in.

I'm fine. Let's just, let's go inside.

Okay.

Let's go.

Everyone,

everyone, let's go. I saw a monster block.

We did it. We did. Guys.

Nobody, where's our, okay.

Well,

I'm just saying like.

Yeah.

Hmm. I've been thinking.

If you really want to get out of here, we can.

If you want.

I want.

Well, good.

Because I'm coming in some money soon.

Oh, yeah?

Mm -hmm.

Me and Mac are starting a business.

Cool.

Well.

How you feeling?

Good.

Yeah, like, really good.

A little hungry, strangely.

How are you feeling?

I feel... great.

Hey, earlier today... About that, um...

Yeah.

It was weird, right?

I felt it too.

The sun?

Yeah.

How's your wound?

Healed. Whoa.

Completely.

Yours?

Hey, what is it?

Um, it's healed.

Okay, what is it?

Dean.

Have you seen the movie Junior?

Hey, you two are still here.

What the fuck?

Think I'm pregnant?

Oh God.

I don't think we're alone out there.

I don't think we're alone in here either.

He wrote a book that nobody wanted him to smash. Out of work for

six months running. The two thought a group of camaraders of alien

conversion. Not alone out there.

Not alone in here. Zombie cat. They're a retro and a kind of situation.

Slumming cats, they're a rash, trash, and a kind of situation.