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Yo, check her out. Go, go, go, go.

Uh,

hey, how you doing?

Uh, I'm alright.

How are you? Who are you?

No,

I just saw you stretching.

Yeah. You need help? No.

done stretching you're done no did i ruin that did i ruin that i'm just uh

look i'm so sorry it didn't mean to ruin your stretching no no i didn't mean to

ruin it i just like you did no no no no please keep go back to stretching like

like please i'm good like please go back i was done i'll give you a hundred

dollars you go back to stretching oh my god

What is this?

What are you doing?

I'm sorry.

My name is Jose.

I'm with the... I'm a content creator. I'm trying to think of something funny,

and I'm drawing a blank right now.

I'm distracted.

I'm distracted.

I'm distracted because you're technically not wearing a bra, and I can

I'm sorry. Okay, well, I'm technically getting bit by mosquitoes, so I need you

to get to the point. You want to walk and talk? We can walk and talk.

Where are you headed?

I'm headed back to where I'm staying.

Yeah? You got bug spray? You got bug spray back there? See if you got bug

back there.

I'm good. I'm good. You need some bug spray? I'll just stay on the move.

I'm fine.

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

All right, fine. Give me some damn bug spray.

I was going to spray it in front of you, but I was just waiting.

There's no fucking bug spray. There's literally, isn't there some bug spray

there? You guys don't even have bug spray. You guys are full of shit.

This is... Okay, fine.

All right, all right, all right, all right. You actually had bug spray. Okay.

think you need some more on your butt.

I mean your back.

I'm just kidding. I just wanted to see your ass.

You sure you don't need no more?

She turned around.

What's your name?

Tara.

Nice to meet you, Tara.

Nice.

I'm meeting you.

We're content creators. We just like to do funny shit.

Okay, got it.

If anything, I mean, I saw a chuckle, a smile, so, you know.

But you caught her eye. I mean, I loved your cat.

What was that stretch you were doing?

Yeah, I was stretching my calves.

Can you show us again? They're tight. Can I give you $100?

Can I give you $100 and you give me another show?

Show me how to do that.

Fine. Woo! She took it. Girls always love money.

So tell me what you're doing. Explain to me.

I'm stretching my calves with my foot upwards.

Yeah, right.

Is it good for your butt? Because it's making your butt look good.

I think it's probably good for my butt.

It's definitely good for your butt. I would imagine.

Your butt looks awesome, girl.

Is your husband waiting for you? Are we keeping you from your husband?

I'm not married.

You're not married? I'm not married.

Awesome. Okay, we're definitely keeping you from your boyfriend.

We're definitely keeping you from your boyfriend.

For sure.

Why are you laughing at us? I'm not currently seeing anybody.

Holy shit.

Seriously? Then you're fucking... Then you're psycho then.

Are you a psycho, Wendy? Maybe I'm psycho.

Who knows?

You're a psycho, Wendy. If you do not have a boyfriend, then you're psycho.

You gotta be psycho, then.

You never know until you find out.

That spoke like a true psycho woman.

It's okay. Don't they say... What do they say about psycho women?

Um...

We're better at some things.

Ugh, say it. I know you want to say it.

They say they're really good in bed.

Yeah. So that's what psycho women are good for.

Are you a retired psycho woman?

I have, look.

Are you a retired psycho woman? I'm mellow now. I'm older. You're mellow

I'm older.

We've learned something.

We've matured.

We're doing different things with our lives. Is it okay if I record this? I

mean, I already started recording, but I want to get your permission. Is it okay

if I'm recording this?

Because you sound like you're about to tell a really good story, and I want to

make sure that I'm okay to use this for our content. Yeah, sure, sure, fine.

What is this going on?

We just have a couple.

We're streaming live right now. We got how many people? 30 ,000?

30 ,000 viewers. Oh, 31 ,000 viewers.

Hi, guys.

Yeah. No, I'm just kidding. We don't stream live.

But we have a couple things, social medias.

Okay. Yeah, we could tell you about it later. But tell me your story. What's

craziest? You said you're retired from being crazy, psycho.

I don't know. I was a party girl.

Now I'm a graphic designer. Is that why you're wearing no bra?

Because I can kind of see your nipples. I don't like bras, man.

I'm sorry. I'm just not a bra lady.

Not a bra lady? I don't have to be, you know.

This is why I work remote.

Oh, okay. Yeah.

You like him to hang out? Yeah. But what happens if you, like... What happens if

you, like... What happens if, uh... You, like, uh...

Here, let me tell you a little secret. Come here.

Let me tell... I want to tell you... I don't want to scream it.

Like, what happens...

Like, if you're not wearing a bra, what happens if, like, you get wet?

Are you fucking kidding me?

I have to... I wanted to see if you wanted some water, but then I, like... I

have to walk back like this.

I'm staying with my friend.

I have to... I can't be just, like, walking around on the street like it's a

t -shirt contest.

Okay, yeah. Come here. I can't even see. No, no, no. I can't even see. No. I'll

put down the water.

No. Look, I got the water. Look, let me see. I think I... Let me see.

You... No, I totally... Don't... Let me see.

You are such a fuck. Oh, there it goes. Oh, I got it. I knew you were gonna...

Wait. Wait.

Fuck, this water is so slippery. Do you want some water? No. No, I'm good.

I'm good.

Oh, now they're really...

What even is this?

Well, it's content.

It's called content.

I'm walking home. No, you can't walk home like that. Look down.

Now you've got to wait for it to dry. Let's just talk.

Let's wait for it to dry.

Or we can wet the other one and make them look even.

How about this? I'll give you $100 if you let me wet the other one.

Are you going to drop me off back home?

I'll give you a ride, no problem. You want to get in a sketchy van with three

guys?

Fine, let's go.

Just do it. Do it.

Do it.

Get it over with. Go get a shirt.

What the fuck?

Yo.

Just do it. Just do it.

Did you just get this out?

Okay, okay. It should not be so cold. Come over here.

Oh, this is jumping in. Fine, jump inside. Oh, my God.

Jump inside.

Is that your neighbor?

Let him know you're okay.

No. Oh, my God. I don't know who that is.

He's cool.

He ain't jumping. Welcome to the party. Oh, my God. Yo, let me see you. Let me

see. Come here.

Oh, my God.

That's fucking awesome.

Holy shit.

That is fucking crazy.

Hold on. Let me just... Give me a second to really intake this.

That's wild. You look fucking... Can you come down here?

You might want to take that hundred out. It's getting all wet and shit. Yeah,

you gotta protect that bread, girl.

Holy shit.

Good job. Good job.

Yeah, you got me.

Hey, she's doing it with a smile, though.

Doesn't it feel good?

You got a good workout in. Now you got your rinse -off going on.

I guess. Oh, my God. Look at him fucking. I guess.

They're not even.

You said you were a little psycho.

Do you ever do this? Have you ever done a wet -titty, like, contest?

Yeah, we're good.

Yeah,

like, this would look great.

Sorry, we don't even know what to say no more.

You're not even like... I'm going to say what I'm thinking.

Can I... I only want... Speak only once. Spring break.

No, I did it only once.

But it was like 10 years ago.

I want to hear it. I'm old now.

You're not old. Yes, I am.

I'm 31.

You're never... Oh, my God. I'm old.

I'm... Listen, you're not... Look, I'm retired.

You're never too old to show some titties. Really? I... I don't know about

I'll give you $500 if you just let it... Let it, like, blow.

Where do you live, by the way? Are we going the right direction?

I'm staying at my friend's house. It's right around the corner. Take a left.

Hey.

It's right around, too.

She's at work.

I was just on a walk.

I want to pour water on her, too, though. Oh, my God. She got tits like

She lactates.

She lactates? She got the milkers? Yeah.

So, what's up?

$500 in strokes and titties? Would the old you do it?

Okay, when I was...

Like 22, 23.

Yeah.

Yeah. But.

Okay. You wouldn't have a problem with it? You just didn't?

Probably. But, like. Come on, you guys.

So how about now?

So maybe now it costs $1 ,000.

Would you do it for $1 ,000? I wouldn't say no to that, I guess.

You would say no to $1 ,000? What?

Let me see some titties.

You guys are crazy. Yeah, we're in a freaking, like, fucking... Oh, my

God. God.

Dude, don't get so close.

Bro, we paid good money for these titties, and she's laughing. She don't

look at them.

Shit, you gonna let me touch them, too?

Look at this fucking... Yo, you look like a fucking crackhead, bro. What are

doing? They're so just... Can I touch them?

Okay, fine.

What's wrong with you?

You thirsty?

No, lay your head right here. Lay your head.

Turn around.

Yeah, sit down. Sit down.

What are we doing right now? What is this? Look up at her. We're going viral.

This is content. Look up at her. Look up at her. This was content. Oh, my God.

I'm going to be stuck.

I am stuck. I wish it was milk. Why wouldn't it be milk? You guys are nuts.

I don't lactate. I'm sorry.

You don't lactate? No.

Bro, she let me lick your titty.

No, no, no, no. Come back. Come back.

How about you let us get you pregnant so that way you'll lactate?

That's a long process.

That's some long -form content right there.

That's dedicated.

Is this guy sucking titties?

Bro.

She's got such nice titties. I love them.

Why do you say it like that? I love them, man. She's got great tits. What do

want me to say?

Is this your typical kind of content that you guys do?

what this is a little uh this is a little little abnormal off the norm you

you fucking suck on this titty we never you know we don't ever meet a girl that

could just like just shows us their titties like you or let them suck them

um oh my god i think she likes it

i like it a lot hey tara that does feel really good what

What? He's really good with his mouth.

Why'd you have to tell me that?

Look at that long ass tongue. He kind of likes to brag and say that he's really

good down there.

Look, I am way too single right now. Way too single? Yes.

Yes. Okay. Let me ask you this. The old you.

23 year old Tara.

Would she let him lick some pussy?

Probably. Probably?

Probably.

Okay, look, I was feral.

I was feral. I was feral. Yes. I've never had anyone hurt him. Really? Put

that way.

I was feral.

Yeah.

I want you to bend over and spread that ass and let me get it. So you're like,

get around?

I mean, I haven't in a while.

What the hell did you just say? I told her I want her to bend over and... Grab

that ad, but let me eat that coochie and then rave you.

Wet him. That was crazy.

But she was just walking and he wants some of that

sweat.

That does feel really good.

Don't talk, just do it in that ad.

I mean, if you want to. She wants to. That sounded a little... She wants to.

She's already... Listen, would you want to feel what a world

-class tongue feels like down there?

Oh, yeah.

Who's, I mean... World -class? He likes to think of himself as world -class, you

know, championship -like pedigree. Oh, yeah. Eating pussy.

Oh, yeah.

Pedigree.

All right, fine, guy.

Let's find out. Turn around. I want to see you take them off slowly.

Oh, my God.

You can come down here. Come down here. Come down here.

Holy shit.

World class, huh?

That is fucking money right there, baby. Wow.

You know what?

It's time to die at all men.

Right here.

You went straight for the booty hole.

I have something here.

He just... World class what? Eating ass?

Or fucking... Come here, you sweet bag.

Tell me what you think.

You know, I think he's got a knack for that.

Yeah? I can't even lie.

I want to ask you this.

Is it worthy of returning the favor?

Yeah, I'd say it's worthy.

Oh, no way.

Yeah? Yeah.

I've got to get one more taste of that.

with this oh my god that's what she's supposed to do

No,

I promise you I'm way too single.

I'm serious.

Fuck.

Fuck all that shit I was talking about. My book will kill you. You're a dick.

I'm a pro.

I'm glad you can talk.

Something like this, I'm going to give you a profile.

The mouth feels good, but the tits feel amazing. Fuck it up with them tits.

Yeah, that feels good.

Oh,

fuck.

You're so good to my car.

So fun to play with.

So big.

I'm gonna feel it, too. Oh, yeah?

Mm -hmm. Put that pretty ass on the ceiling.

I'm ready.

All right.

All right.

Take your shoes off. Spread those legs.

Yeah, yeah.

Pussy, give me this leg. Oh, my God.

Oh, wow.

Look. Yeah.

Yeah. Look.

Damn.

Oh, my God. It's so big.

Wow.

I'll warm you up. Don't worry. Don't worry.

I'll be good to you.

Oh, no. It's great.

magic trick is that how you get them maybe yeah oh my

god

Close this leg right here. Let that ass just fall off.

And come this way.

There you go.

Come a little this way.

Oh, that way. Yeah, you get back up on there.

Oh, yeah.

Don't bounce on it.

I'm a creature, right? Give me this.

Oh my God.

A hug.

Yes, sir!

Go deep on that dick.

Shake that ass while I pump it.

Oh, my God. That's so fucking good. Yeah.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

You pumped out pussy from the morning.

So how does it feel reminiscing about the old days?

You guys are going to make me relapse, I swear to God.

Relapse? Relapse into being crazy again. I got to go get some more dick. Oh, my

God.

Can't sleep without my dicks.

Well, I'm sure, you know what it is? You probably have a group of phone numbers

in your phone that you were probably avoiding, but now you wouldn't mind.

no.

Like, you know what?

Maybe we should call him and see if... I don't know about that now. Give me the

baby wipes. Here.

Maybe I should call him up, get some digs.

I'm going to have to build a whole new roster from scratch. Hey, listen, you

only live once, right?

You only live once.

That's true. Right?

That's true. You've got to fucking go out and have some fun.

You can't fucking live like Grandma.

You're not even old.

You know what they say.

You know what they say. You've got to stay young. You've got to, like, fuck...

A lot, and fuck younger guys, you know?

Look, I'm not going to lie and say you don't have a point.

Yeah, how does that nut feel?

She's like, oh, it's great.

I hate to, um... Actually, at least I brought you to a nice view. See the

I don't even know where I am. Are you kicking me out? Well, I'm going to have

let you out.

But, I mean, you have, like, ride share, right?

You guys are the worst.

Oh, my God. We gave you a good night.

I mean, that's true.

That's true.

You know what?

I mean, we're not too far from your house.

I mean, he was driving for a while, but maybe we're like... I mean, I'm not

trying to make this sound weird. No, no, no, I'll get out of your van. I'll get

out of your van. I'm not trying to make it weird. I'll put my wet pants back on

and get out of here.

Like, you know, we're friends now.

Like, we're friends now, though, you know? We're not like, you know, like...

think we should exchange numbers.

Hey, listen. Should we? Actually, look.

Actually, there is something I could ask you.

Would you like to relive that a little bit more?

Like, would you like to do some more videos like that? You have a very sexy

face. You got some nice tits. You got a nice ass.

It looks like you really had fun fucking.

And, you know, like you said, it used to be a crazy one. Maybe we could

reminisce back in those days and just, like, have some more fun. Would you want

to get, like, get some more of these videos?

Make some money at it?

I guess we can talk about it. Yeah?

Okay. I like that.

Where's her... Shoes? Well, her phone.

No, her shoes are right here. Her phone's right here.

All right. Do you mind if we put, like, our number in your phone real quick?

Yeah, go for it.

All right, good. Just put something in there.

Put it in my phone.

Okay.

This is awesome.

Okay.

Tara, this is going to be great.

I mean, I still got to drop you off, though.

No hard feelings.

We're so giddy. Yeah. Yeah, sure.

No hard feelings, I hope. Uh -huh. Yeah, yeah.

Well, look. No problem. It's a nice view. I wanted to show you the view.

get out at this weird...

Swamp. This weird swamp.

It's not a swamp.

It's a nice... I mean, there might be some dangers in there. It could be

It's a swamp, bro.

It's a swamp.

Whatever, I'm out of here.

Put a mile on the face. I don't want to hang out with you fucking losers.

That was fun, though. Weirdos with your pants on.

That was good.

Does it feel like you're doing the walk of shame right now?

Yes, it does. I'm out of here. No, that's not what we're trying to make you

Look at the view. At least look. Let me just see you enjoying the view.

See? That's a swamp.

That's not that bad, right?

Whatever. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Don't go nowhere, don't go nowhere,

go nowhere, don't go nowhere.

Oh, there we go, there we go. I had to set my camera.

So look, look at the view.

We'll call you.

Thank you.