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(bright jazzy music)

(bright jazzy music)

(man yelling in distance)

(men talking in distance)

(men talking in distance)

(slow jazzy music)

(slow jazzy music)

- [Child] But Daddy let it go.

- [Child] But Daddy let it go.

- [Narrator] If my dad stood in
front of the grand jury,

up on a charge of impersonating
a father,

up on a charge of impersonating
a father,

I think they'd throw the case
out the window.

But then again, that's my dad.

- [Woman] Damn you Charlie.

- [Woman] Damn you Charlie.

- [Narrator] I think he's just
been misunderstood.

- [Narrator] I think he's just
been misunderstood.

- Well I can't have custody
either.

And throwing food at me ain't
gonna change my mind.

He ain't even mine for all I
know.

- Oops.

- Don't you tarnish me with that
brush.

Of course he's yours.

Look at him, he's a pain in the
butt, ain't he?

Look at him, he's a pain in the
butt, ain't he?

Believe me, I have done my time
with him Charlie.

You've kept me hidden away too
long

You've kept me hidden away too
long

while you went poking your six
gun around town

while you went poking your six
gun around town

with your hoodlum buddies.

with your hoodlum buddies.

Oh yeah, you didn't care about
my life.

I mean who cares if I lose my
career,

I mean who cares if I lose my
career,

my identity, my figure.

Well this is it Charlie, I have
had it.

Well this is it Charlie, I have
had it.

I'm going back to the stage.

I'm going back to the stage.

I'm leaving you for art.

And this time, I ain't coming
back.

And this time, I ain't coming
back.

- Promise?

(woman grimaces)

(woman grimaces)

(woman grimaces)

- [Narrator] Now, I always knew
my mother didn't want me.

- [Narrator] Now, I always knew
my mother didn't want me.

She had dreams to chase, and I
didn't figure in them.

She had dreams to chase, and I
didn't figure in them.

But then you know, I was never a
momma's boy anyways.

But then you know, I was never a
momma's boy anyways.

And my father, he just needs to
discover

And my father, he just needs to
discover

the joys of fatherhood.

the joys of fatherhood.

(phone rings)

(phone rings)

- Shut your pie hole and don't
move.

And don't touch nothing either.

And don't get too comfortable.

I'm working on getting you outta
here.

I'm working on getting you outta
here.

I'm working on getting you outta
here.

I thought I told you to sit down
and keep it shut?

I thought I told you to sit down
and keep it shut?

Yeah, what?

- Since when do you talk to me
like that?

- [Narrator] Now there's only
one person

who yanks my dad's chain: Benny
"The Bomb" Palladino.

who yanks my dad's chain: Benny
"The Bomb" Palladino.

- Sorry, I was just joking here.

- Charlie you make a lousy
comedian, you know that?

- Charlie you make a lousy
comedian, you know that?

I ain't laughing.

I ain't laughing.

Listen.

(ominous music)

(ominous music)

Ain't nobody laughing, so quit
with the monkey business.

Ain't nobody laughing, so quit
with the monkey business.

I need you to pick up you know
what from you know who.

I need you to pick up you know
what from you know who.

I need you to pick up you know
what from you know who.

Times up and I need to collect.

You know where and the when is
now.

You know where and the when is
now.

You know I like you Charlie, I
don't know why,

but I'm giving you this last
opportunity

but I'm giving you this last
opportunity

to make up for your little
mistake.

to make up for your little
mistake.

I might even give ya 10% since
you caught me

I might even give ya 10% since
you caught me

in a good mood.

But you don't get this chance
twice.

But you don't get this chance
twice.

You bring back you know what,
whatever it takes.

You bring back you know what,
whatever it takes.

You bring back you know what,
whatever it takes.

Oh and Charlie?

- Yeah boss?

- No more jokes, ya hear?

- No more jokes, ya hear?

You know who ain't got my sense
of humor.

You know who ain't got my sense
of humor.

Huh?

Huh?

100% legitimate.

100% legitimate.

Oh, won't have a thing on me.

- We'll get rid of that young
punk Irish hooligan

once and for all.

once and for all.

And put respectable criminals
back on the street.

And put respectable criminals
back on the street.

Just leave it to me.

- Remember Ellis, I want you
know who for murder.

- Remember Ellis, I want you
know who for murder.

- Remember Ellis, I want you
know who for murder.

Nothing else.

(pensive music)

(pensive music)

(pensive music)

- What are you looking at?

- Take me with you, or I'll
phone the cops.

- Take me with you, or I'll
phone the cops.

And that's when things started
to go wrong.

And that's when things started
to go wrong.

My dad was never meant to be
gang player,

My dad was never meant to be
gang player,

but he had no choice.

but he had no choice.

You see, he owed Benny big time.

You see, he owed Benny big time.

Benny caught him cheating with
marked cards

Benny caught him cheating with
marked cards

at one of his joints years back,

and since then my dad's been
doing Benny favors.

and since then my dad's been
doing Benny favors.

Just to keep himself outta the
hospital, or worse.

Just to keep himself outta the
hospital, or worse.

This favor was, different.

This favor was, different.

This favor was suicide.

There was no way McCrae the
Irishman was gonna give up

There was no way McCrae the
Irishman was gonna give up

you know what.

And Benny knew it.

My dad was a sitting duck.

My dad was a sitting duck.

(woman exclaims and laughs)

(woman exclaims and laughs)

(woman exclaims and laughs)

- All I need is a bit of dough.

- All I need is a bit of dough.

Don't need much.

Buy some land with a tree in the
middle.

Buy some land with a tree in the
middle.

You won't see me for dust.

You won't see me for dust.

You won't see me for dust.

Wait in the car.

(knocking "Shave and a Haircut")

(knocking "Shave and a Haircut")

Trick or treat.

(swanky jazz music)

(swanky jazz music)

- Okay Bill, remind the boys not
to go in

- Okay Bill, remind the boys not
to go in

'til I give the command.

'til I give the command.

They must wait until I give the
command.

They must wait until I give the
command.

Now make sure you tell 'em.

- [Bill] Boys, wait for the
chief to tell ya.

- Yeah yeah. - Gotcha.

- [Man] Gotcha.

- [Man] Gotcha.

- Two, three.

Five, six.

Five, six.

- Hey Earl, do ya have to do
that?

- Hey Earl, do ya have to do
that?

I'm only asking ya to count out
to count out

I'm only asking ya to count out
to count out

piles of 10, Earl.

piles of 10, Earl.

It ain't brain surgery.

It ain't brain surgery.

- Maybe he needs brain surgery.

- I don't want any trouble

inside the club.

inside the club.

- The only brain surgery you'll
see boy,

- The only brain surgery you'll
see boy,

is when I operate on yours with
me fists.

is when I operate on yours with
me fists.

(laughing)

- Why don't you keep monkey boy
here behind bars?

People tend to panic.

And shoot dangerous animals.

- And you should know.

I guess Earl here's not as
dangerous as your muscle.

I guess Earl here's not as
dangerous as your muscle.

(men snickering)

(men snickering)

- This bell ain't so big either
McCrae,

but it sure packs a punch.

- Let's keep this civilized.

Take a seat.

Well I take it you're not here

Well I take it you're not here

because you read the good
reviews.

- You're right.

It was word of mouth brought me
here.

A friend's recommendation.

A friend's recommendation.

- Really?

And what did this friend
recommend exactly?

And what did this friend
recommend exactly?

And what did this friend
recommend exactly?

- He recommends you pay him what
you owe him.

- Well, you tell this friend
I'll pay him

- Well, you tell this friend
I'll pay him

exactly what his service is
worth.

Jack diddly squat.

With bells on.

With bells on.

(men snickering)

(men snickering)

(men snickering)

Three times in the last month.
(boy coughing)

Three times in the last month.
(boy coughing)

Three times in the last month,
the cops've shown up here.

Three times in the last month,
the cops've shown up here.

Three times.

Now if you think I got to be
where I am today

Now if you think I got to be
where I am today

by giving away hard earned money
for nothing,

by giving away hard earned money
for nothing,

then I ain't Ugly Jim McCrae.

then I ain't Ugly Jim McCrae.

I got enough illegal booze on
this place

I got enough illegal booze on
this place

to sink the Titanic twice over.

to sink the Titanic twice over.

That's why I pay your friend all
that dough,

That's why I pay your friend all
that dough,

to keep the pigs from sniffing
around here.

to keep the pigs from sniffing
around here.

But now look what happens?

But now look what happens?

Three times in the last month!

Three times in the last month!

So you can tell your friend,
take his recommendations

So you can tell your friend,
take his recommendations

and show 'em up his own butt.

- But ask yourself this:

- But ask yourself this:

Why should my friend stop his
more,

Why should my friend stop his
more,

shall we say, legal minded
associates from visiting you

shall we say, legal minded
associates from visiting you

if he ain't even getting a slice
of the pie?

if he ain't even getting a slice
of the pie?

- Your boss ain't gonna be the
boss of bosses much longer.

- Your boss ain't gonna be the
boss of bosses much longer.

Yeah right.

Yeah right.

The power's moving downtown.

You'll get no money from me.

Now get out.

Now get out.

Now get out.

- I need that money McCrae.

(upbeat jazz music)

I won't leave without it.

(gun locks clicking)

(gun locks clicking)

Put the toys away boys.

It doesn't have to be like this.

It doesn't have to be like this.

(balloon popping)

(balloon popping)

(gunfire popping)

(gunfire popping)

(man exclaims)

(man exclaims)

- Reload!

- Reload!

(ominous music)

(ominous music)

- Get outta here!

- [Narrator] And there's me
thinking he didn't care.

- Move!

(upbeat music)

(upbeat music)

(gunfire popping)

(gunfire popping)

(gunfire popping)

- Dad I had to pop the balloons

'cause I thought they were gonna
shoot you.

'cause I thought they were gonna
shoot you.

- Shut your pie hole.

- Did you forget to signal
chief?

- Did you forget to signal
chief?

- No.

(phone rings)

(phone rings)

- We're closed.

- [Benny] And I'm gonna be the
one to tell you,

you ain't gonna get away with
this McCrae.

- Get away with what, exactly?

- Get away with what, exactly?

- You know who this is?

- You know who this is?

Don't throw any bull at me
McCrae.

Don't throw any bull at me
McCrae.

I ain't no matador.

You ain't gonna draw me into any
war

because you bumped off one of my
men.

The cops are waiting for ya,
outside.

- Well you send 'em in Benny.

Ain't no one been bumped off
here.

Ain't no one been bumped off
here.

Not tonight anyway.

Sure, your man was here.

Sure, your man was here.

And he got the money too.

10 Gs, a whole week's earnings.

10 Gs, a whole week's earnings.

But now you owe me.

I gotta get the decorators in
here to patch up me club.

That's more than a week's bag.

That's more than a week's bag.

You oughta learn to control your
children, Benny.

Someone might get hurt.

- Charlie!

(ominous music)

(ominous music)

(phone ringing)

- Don't answer it.

I need time to hatch a plan.

- Hello?

- What's that stupid voice?

What did somebody strangle ya?

What did somebody strangle ya?

Poison you, what?

No, I'm still breathing.

- Alright take a deep breath.

Tell me how you got you know
what?

Tell me how you got you know
what?

- Boss, I didn't get it.

- Boss, I didn't get it.

There was a hiccup or two.

Things didn't quite go as
planned.

- What's going on here?

You got you know what, or what?

You got you know what, or what?

- No, he wouldn't give it to me.

But I got a plan.

- This is your last chance
Charlie.

You better be telling the truth.

You better be telling the truth.

Sit down, don't move.

Sit down, don't move.

I'll call you back.

Bring him to me.

- [Man] Come on, let's go.

- Now you see what happens?

You see what you done?

Now I gotta head south,

'cause there's only one way

I'm gonna get myself outta this
one.

I'm gonna get myself outta this
one.

- But Dad you said that all you
need

is once you got the money then--

- All I need is for you to do
what I tell ya

- All I need is for you to do
what I tell ya

and keep that runaway mouth of
yours shut.

Can you do that for once?

As soon as I get my 10% you
ain't gonna see me for dust.

As soon as I get my 10% you
ain't gonna see me for dust.

I got no time or inclination for
babysitting.

Sit still.

Phone rings, don't answer it.

You hear me?

(knocking at door)

- [Man] Special delivery.

- No, no, no, no.

Leave him.

(pounding at door)

Open the door.

Come on Charlie.

- What you waiting for for,
written invitation?

- Just break it down.

Come on.

Come on.

- Dad, wait for me.

- Dad, wait for me.

I've only got short legs.

(tires pealing)

(tires pealing)

And that was that.

And that was that.

We were officially on the run.

We were officially on the run.

- Put your gun down.

(country music)

(country music)

- Me and my dad was together.

- Me and my dad was together.

And like a good obedient son, I
kept my pie hole shut.

And like a good obedient son, I
kept my pie hole shut.

And like a good obedient son, I
kept my pie hole shut.

Dad?

Where are we going?

Where are we going?

- I thought we had a deal?

You keep that pie hole shut,

I promise not to leave you out
here

to converse with the coyotes.

to converse with the coyotes.

- I'm gonna burst a gasket.

- I'm gonna burst a gasket.

- I'm warning you.

- I need to take a pee.

(breaks squeal)

(breaks squeal)

Dad, I think I just peed in your
car.

Dad, I think I just peed in your
car.

(peaceful music)

(peaceful music)

Well the coyotes never got the
pleasure of my company,

Well the coyotes never got the
pleasure of my company,

'cause before my dad could find
'em,

we arrived in Cheerful, the
apple capital,

where happiness grows on trees.

Best kept secret in the south.

Best kept secret in the south.

Population 242.

Population 242.

Okay, make that 241.

Okay, make that 241.

(sad music)

(sad music)

- [Charlie] There's nothing like
a friendly welcome.

- Yeah, and this is nothing like
a friendly welcome.

- Yeah, and this is nothing like
a friendly welcome.

(bright jazzy music)

Well it ain't no best kept
secret.

This town is the capital

This town is the capital

of Ugly Jim's bootlegging
operation.

of Ugly Jim's bootlegging
operation.

So my dad figured that Ugly Jim

would need to pay the guys
making his whiskey.

And that he would be sending the
money

through the bank he runs, here
in Cheerful.

My dad's plan was to steal back
the money that,

My dad's plan was to steal back
the money that,

strictly speaking, ugly Jim owed
to Benny,

strictly speaking, ugly Jim owed
to Benny,

and strictly speaking, that
ain't even stealing.

At least that was his plan.

And step one was to sit back and
wait for the bank to open.

And step one was to sit back and
wait for the bank to open.

- Earth to earth, ashes to
ashes,

- Earth to earth, ashes to
ashes,

dust to dust, in sure and
certain hope

dust to dust, in sure and
certain hope

dust to dust, in sure and
certain hope

of the resurrection, to eternal
life,

of the resurrection, to eternal
life,

to our Lord Jesus Christ,

who shall change the body of our
low estate

who shall change the body of our
low estate

that it may be like unto his
glorious body,

that it may be like unto his
glorious body,

according to the mighty working,

according to the mighty working,

whereby he is able to subdue all
things to himself.

whereby he is able to subdue all
things to himself.

whereby he is able to subdue all
things to himself.

Amen.

- [Crowd] Amen.

- [Crowd] Amen.

- [Crowd] Amen.

- Tell me Sheriff, are you gonna
do anything about this?

- Tell me Sheriff, are you gonna
do anything about this?

I don't wanna wake up dead one
morning

just because I've stood up for
this town.

- Mrs. Heaven, Ellen,

as far as the law's concerned,

as far as the law's concerned,

this was a terrible tragic
accident.

this was a terrible tragic
accident.

Case closed, God rest his soul.

Now believe me there ain't
nothing we can do about it

Now believe me there ain't
nothing we can do about it

except mind our own business.

Keep our heads down and our pens
up.

This whole thing'll blow over
soon.

This whole thing'll blow over
soon.

I tell ya.

Like a regular tornado.

- Oh yes, and like a tornado

- Oh yes, and like a tornado

it will destroy everything in
its path.

it will destroy everything in
its path.

- Ellen, I've been on the force
since I was high enough

- Ellen, I've been on the force
since I was high enough

to kick a cricket in the ass.

to kick a cricket in the ass.

This time next year I'm gonna
hit retirement

with a pension that ain't gonna
feed my dog, if I had one.

with a pension that ain't gonna
feed my dog, if I had one.

with a pension that ain't gonna
feed my dog, if I had one.

Got me a bullet lodged in a
place

that's kept me from taking a
wife all these years.

And I ain't looking to add to
it.

I ain't no coward Ellen, but I
ain't stupid either.

I ain't no coward Ellen, but I
ain't stupid either.

Like I said, it's gonna roll
over.

I wanna be here when the dust
clears.

- Yes, and when it does, I just
hope

there's something left to see.

there's something left to see.

The Lord may be your shepherd,

but it doesn't mean you have to
stand around

like a dumb sheep.

- Gillis, why don't you herd the
boys on over to the bar?

- Gillis, why don't you herd the
boys on over to the bar?

Take the afternoon off out of
respect for the departed.

Take the afternoon off out of
respect for the departed.

(men laughing)

(men laughing)

- [Man] Respect for the
departed.

- [Man] Respect for the
departed.

(tense music)

(tense music)

- [Man] You got that right.

- [Man] You got that right.

- I won't be long.

- I won't be long.

Stay in the car, keep outta
trouble.

Stay in the car, keep outta
trouble.

We don't wanna attract
attention.

We don't wanna attract
attention.

Hello?

- Well hello stranger.

- Well hello stranger.

(playful music)

Ain't ya gonna introduce
yourself?

Ain't ya gonna introduce
yourself?

Well I take it you ain't wearing
that mask

'cause you're shy boy.

So tell me, what can a phonable
girl

So tell me, what can a phonable
girl

left all on her lonesone do for
a big powerful man like you?

left all on her lonesone do for
a big powerful man like you?

- She can open the safe.

This boss is what you think it
is.

This boss is what you think it
is.

- Oh, how predictable honey.

- Oh, how predictable honey.

You men are all the same.

You men are all the same.

You only want one thing, and
sadly it's money.

You only want one thing, and
sadly it's money.

- Gimme 10 grand.

No more, no less.

- Ain't no one in this town got
any money honey.

- Ain't no one in this town got
any money honey.

Not 'til Friday when they get
paid.

Not 'til Friday when they get
paid.

- I ain't interested in their
money.

- I ain't interested in their
money.

What about the McCrae account?

- Oh you're outta luck sugar.

There won't be any dough in that
account for another week.

Looks like you got yourself all
excited

Looks like you got yourself all
excited

and arrived too soon.

and arrived too soon.

- A week?

That ain't possible.

That ain't possible.

You musta made a mistake lady.

You musta made a mistake lady.

- Oh honey, the only mistake I
made

- Oh honey, the only mistake I
made

was coming to this dirt bowl
town in the first place.

was coming to this dirt bowl
town in the first place.

Apparently someone stole the
money up in the city

before they could wire it.

Can you imagine what sort of
person

Can you imagine what sort of
person

would do a crazy thing like
that?

- Don't you got insurance?

- Only insurance this bank's got
is the owner's name,

- Only insurance this bank's got
is the owner's name,

Jim McCrae.

Ain't no one ever had the
chutzpah to rob it.

Ain't no one ever had the
chutzpah to rob it.

Ain't no one ever had the
chutzpah to rob it.

That makes you, kinda special.

That makes you, kinda special.

Except of course, you failed to
rise to the occasion.

Except of course, you failed to
rise to the occasion.

Except of course, you failed to
rise to the occasion.

- [Narrator] So we had to stick
around until pay day.

Without attracting any
attention.

(playful music)

(playful music)

(grunts)

(grunts)

(car horn blows)

(car horn blows)

- Fill her up.

- Fill her up.

(gentle music)

(gentle music)

(pensive music)

(pensive music)

- [Man] There's no peace now.

(men laughing)

(men laughing)

- What can I get ya sir?

I can really recommend Big
Lucy's juices.

I can really recommend Big
Lucy's juices.

- [Charlie] Whiskey.

- [Charlie] Whiskey.

- (scoffs) Where you been hiding
Mister?

- (scoffs) Where you been hiding
Mister?

Even out here we still got the
prohibition.

Even out here we still got the
prohibition.

I can't serve you no liquor.

But I do have plenty of juice.

Scotch juice, Iris juice,
Canadian. (laughing)

Scotch juice, Iris juice,
Canadian. (laughing)

Scotch juice, Iris juice,
Canadian. (laughing)

I had to make sure you ain't a
federal marshal in disguise.

I had to make sure you ain't a
federal marshal in disguise.

Single or double?

- Gimme both.

- [Barkeep] You sure must be
thirsty.

- Yeah if I knew I was gonna be
this thirsty today

I would've drunk more last
night.

- Well, welcome to Cheerful,

- Well, welcome to Cheerful,

best kept secret in the Midwest.

- Your secret's safe with me.

- I ain't seen ya around here
before.

You from the city Mister?

- Who they burying out there?

- Who they burying out there?

(ominous music)

- Schoolteacher.

Had an accident, kinda.

Had an accident, kinda.

Strange you should be heading
away from the city,

Strange you should be heading
away from the city,

when most our menfolk run up
there looking for work.

when most our menfolk run up
there looking for work.

- Let me ask you, you give
credit?

- Let me ask you, you give
credit?

- Well that depends, what for?

- Well that depends, what for?

- What's your business here boy?

We don't like no strangers
snooping around our town,

looking us up and down

like we all got two heads and 10
toes.

like we all got two heads and 10
toes.

- I got no interest in looking
you up down, side to side,

or any other ways for that
matter.

Now I don't mean to be rude,

but I'm trying to read your fine
newspaper here.

- Fool, you think you're smart,
boy?

Well let me tell you something.

Reading don't count for nothing
out here.

It certainly ain't taught you
how to avoid a hidin' none.

It certainly ain't taught you
how to avoid a hidin' none.

Johnny, pass me that there
baseball bat.

Johnny, pass me that there
baseball bat.

I'm gonna thwack this guy's head

I'm gonna thwack this guy's head

back to the Wrigley stadium.

back to the Wrigley stadium.

- Now hold on now boys.

Let's talk this through.

Let's talk this through.

- Shut your big fat mouth Lucy.

- Okay, okay.

Drop the Babe Ruth routine,

and I'll pitch you the news you
want.

and I'll pitch you the news you
want.

and I'll pitch you the news you
want.

Fellas, I'm here to do a job.

Fellas, I'm here to do a job.

I'm your new schoolteacher.

I'm your new schoolteacher.

- You there freeze, police.

- You there freeze, police.

This yours?

- I thought I told you stay
outta trouble?

- I thought I told you stay
outta trouble?

- Looks like I caught me a
thieving little musketeer.

- Looks like I caught me a
thieving little musketeer.

What do ya say baby face?

Speak up sonny.

- Name's not baby face.

I ain't your sonny.

I ain't your sonny.

Have you escaped from somewhere?

- I don't know how you sleep at
night.

- I don't know how you sleep at
night.

- [Charlie] Let's hope you're
never there to find out.

- [Charlie] Let's hope you're
never there to find out.

- You should be ashamed of
yourself,

guzzling bathtub booze in bar

while this poor child runs right
on the street.

- Huh, that's my idea of
education.

(men laughing)

- Your son is a thief Mister.

He robbed my store.

And I wanna know what you're
gonna do about it.

I want justice.

I want justice.

And compensation and, justice.

And compensation and, justice.

- It wasn't me Dad.

- Then whose hand's inside that
jar Einstein?

- Circumvented evidence Dad.

You'll never make it stick.

- He should be in school,
learning.

- He should be in school,
learning.

- Let's not be too hasty.

- Yeah, I'm attending the school
of life.

- Yeah, I'm attending the school
of life.

- Mrs. Heaven's right.

- Mrs. Heaven's right.

Baby face here needs discipline.

Baby face here needs discipline.

Young fella needs schooling
what's good and correct.

Tell you what I'll do.

Tell you what I'll do.

I'll make a deal with ya.

I'll let this instant pass,

I'll let this instant pass,

you guarantee me the boy's in
school all day, every day,

you guarantee me the boy's in
school all day, every day,

you guarantee me the boy's in
school all day, every day,

while you're in town.

- Well we ain't staying in town
Dad, are we?

- Well we ain't staying in town
Dad, are we?

- I don't suppose you could lock
him up, could ya Sheriff?

- I don't suppose you could lock
him up, could ya Sheriff?

- [Sheriff] No can do.

Fella's too small.

Fella's too small.

Slip through the bars.

- You owe me $3 for the jar.

Don't leave town before you pay
me.

Don't leave town before you pay
me.

Don't leave town before you pay
me.

- I wouldn't stay too long
around here neither.

- I wouldn't stay too long
around here neither.

T'aint healthy.

(thoughtful music)

(thoughtful music)

- [Charlie] Here.

- What's that for?

- It's root beer for you.

I thought you might be thirsty.

I thought you might be thirsty.

- You mean you wanna shut me up
again.

- Go on, take it.

- Go on, take it.

Arch, son,

Arch, son,

I know it's hard for you moving
from place to place.

- I ain't complaining.

- You mean you're not
complaining,

you see you need schooling.

- Well I ain't going.

- You mean you're not going.

- You mean you're not going.

- Good, I'm glad we agree.

- Good, I'm glad we agree.

I'm not going.

- Alright you little brat, I'll
make it perfectly clear.

You got me in enough trouble
already and that stops now.

You got me in enough trouble
already and that stops now.

I'm bigger and meaner than you
are

I'm bigger and meaner than you
are

so I'm telling you straight,
you're going to school.

so I'm telling you straight,
you're going to school.

No debate.

- You can lead a horse to water,

but you can't make him drink.

but you can't make him drink.

- No but you can whip him 'til
he gets the idea.

Son, if I gotta go, you gotta
go.

Son, if I gotta go, you gotta
go.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, that's right.

I'm the new teacher.

So we got not choice.

So we got not choice.

- You mean, we have no choice?

- Yeah, that's right.

- Yeah, that's right.

Look how you're improving
already.

Look how you're improving
already.

You give credit?

- Nuh uh.

(country music)

(country music)

(boy gasps)

- What time do ya call this?

- We didn't learn the time yet.

- Alright big guy, take a seat.

- Alright big guy, take a seat.

Alright kids, this is the deal.

Alright kids, this is the deal.

I know you don't wanna be here,

and believe me, I wanna be here
even less.

Now, I can make our time here
very easy

Now, I can make our time here
very easy

or I can make it very tough.

The choice is yours.

The choice is yours.

Any questions?

Good.

Good.

So, open your books and carry on
from where you stopped

So, open your books and carry on
from where you stopped

So, open your books and carry on
from where you stopped

and keep it quiet.

and keep it quiet.

And remember, learning should be
fun.

And remember, learning should be
fun.

- No thanks.

- No thanks.

Not while I'm on duty.

You think McCrae kept the money?

You think McCrae kept the money?

I mean it don't seem like
Charlie to make off with it.

I mean it don't seem like
Charlie to make off with it.

He don't seem that switched on.

- Maybe, maybe Jim McCrae's
bluffing.

But Charlie ain't here to defend
himself.

But Charlie ain't here to defend
himself.

He's gone underground.

He left me with a rumpus on my
hands.

- McCrae ain't impressed that
you set him up.

- McCrae ain't impressed that
you set him up.

Now he's dangerous.

I say we take him out, plain and
simple.

Get rid of the doofus once and
for all.

- You know it hurts me to say it
chief,

- You know it hurts me to say it
chief,

but those days are over.

Ain't about the badabang
anymore.

Ain't about the badabang
anymore.

Ain't about the badabang
anymore.

I gotta move with the times.

The times going legit.

The times going legit.

Big business now.

Big business now.

Gotta wipe my noses clean.

Gotta wipe my noses clean.

- Hey, you're a real progressive
criminal Benny.

- Hey, you're a real progressive
criminal Benny.

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music)

- Alright, let's go.

You show 'em who's boss.

- You're late McCrae.

- Oh pardon me, and who are you?

Me old schoolteacher?

- Knock it off.

How's the decorating going kid?

How's the decorating going kid?

- Expensive.

Better be calling in a few
debts,

maybe bring a few of your people
into light

maybe bring a few of your people
into light

if you catch me drift.

if you catch me drift.

- You ain't gonna drift nowhere.

You still owe me and don't you
forget it.

- Oh I owe you alright.

You set me up.

You set me up.

- I set you up?

You set me up.

I set you up.

Tennis game.

The guy with the most strings on
his racket wins.

The guy with the most strings on
his racket wins.

And it ain't gonna be you.

- Well, maybe I got an ace up my
sleeve.

- Well, maybe I got an ace up my
sleeve.

- (laughs) Ain't you kinda
mixing your metaphors, kid?

- (laughs) Ain't you kinda
mixing your metaphors, kid?

Don't join the game unless you
can compete.

Don't join the game unless you
can compete.

So I'm gonna, well I'll make you
a deal.

So I'm gonna, well I'll make you
a deal.

I'll help you stay out of jail

I'll help you stay out of jail

if you just forget this whole
episode we're standing in.

if you just forget this whole
episode we're standing in.

if you just forget this whole
episode we're standing in.

You can keep the booze business.

Word is the Roosevelts are gonna
repeal prohibition

around Christmas time anyhow.

around Christmas time anyhow.

So, then you'll be legit.

Just don't start any other
businesses.

Just don't start any other
businesses.

Alright?

Now, the ball is in your court.

But believe me, you better not
get it back over here.

But believe me, you better not
get it back over here.

- What's wrong old man?

You lost your edge?

You lost your edge?

You scared of a fight?

- This ain't no schoolyard
scuffle kid.

- This ain't no schoolyard
scuffle kid.

This is the big league.

This is the big league.

You're just a small punk who's
been lucky up until now.

You're just a small punk who's
been lucky up until now.

But your luck is running out.

- I can afford to make me own
luck now chief.

- I can afford to make me own
luck now chief.

See, I'm branching out.

See, I'm branching out.

I got gambling, loan sharking,
you name it,

I got gambling, loan sharking,
you name it,

I'm getting a piece of it.

It'll bring in the big dough if
and when booze goes legit.

It'll bring in the big dough if
and when booze goes legit.

Plus, I get the respect of me
people.

Plus, I get the respect of me
people.

My men don't steal from me,
Palladino.

My men don't steal from me,
Palladino.

- If you don't do as I say,

- If you don't do as I say,

I'm gonna flush you down the
drain.

I'm gonna flush you down the
drain.

- I'm getting a little too big
to be flushed out no drain.

- I'm getting a little too big
to be flushed out no drain.

- You'll get as big as I allow.

Potato eating fancy pants.

- Advantage McCrae.

(whistles)

(whistles)

- Galloping cahonies, what the
hell's going on here?

- You shouldn't sneak up on a
man like that, Sheriff.

- You shouldn't sneak up on a
man like that, Sheriff.

- When I heard we had a new
teacher, I never figured on you.

- When I heard we had a new
teacher, I never figured on you.

I know I told you to make sure

baby face here stays in school,

but I'd say this is going a bit
far.

(kids snickering)

(kids snickering)

- Okay, where were we?

- Okay, where were we?

Mathematics.

(kids groaning)

(kids groaning)

Any objections?

So, gimme the answer straight.

So, gimme the answer straight.

So, gimme the answer straight.

Okay, let's make it easier.

Imagine this scenario: this guy
enters a bar okay?

Imagine this scenario: this guy
enters a bar okay?

Imagine this scenario: this guy
enters a bar okay?

There's 15 guys from a rival
outfit,

all mooching around, looking at
'em funny,

like there's something going
down, you know.

This is well connected guy,

not someone to back down from a
confrontation.

not someone to back down from a
confrontation.

So, ratatatatatatatata.

A situation develops.

He knocks off 11, they whack
him,

He knocks off 11, they whack
him,

how many guys are left standing
when the cops show up?

Yeah you, big guy.

Yeah you, big guy.

- How come they wait around for
the cops to show up?

(kids laughing)

- I don't know.

- I don't know.

These guys ain't so smart.

These guys ain't so smart.

Now let me show ya how I learnt.

Boom.

Boom.

Boom.

Whack.

Whack.

Arch, lift up that card, show it
to the class.

Arch, lift up that card, show it
to the class.

- [Class] Baby face.

- [Class] Baby face.

- How much is this card worth?

Lift it up.

Lift it up.

Arch, I know you know.

- 10.

- Right.

A king is worth 10.

A king is worth 10.

So 10 plus?

- One.

- One.

- Thank you Sheriff.

10 plus one equals?

- [All] 11.

- Plus.

- [All] Four.

- Equals?

- Equals?

- [All] 15.

- [All] 15.

- Right.

So how do we take away 11 from
15?

So how do we take away 11 from
15?

- Take away the king and the ace
sir.

- Take away the king and the ace
sir.

- Right!

Take away the king and the ace.

And what does that leave us
with?

- Four! - Four!

- Four! - Four!

- It's a cinch.

See?

See?

- Were you the man in the bar
sir?

- Were you the man in the bar
sir?

- Are you really a low down,
dirty gangster sir,

- Are you really a low down,
dirty gangster sir,

like people say?

like people say?

- Will you teach us to shoot
sir?

- Will you teach us to shoot
sir?

(kids all calling out at once)

(kids all calling out at once)

- (laughs) Whoa, whoa.

- (laughs) Whoa, whoa.

- [Arch] My dad's first day in
school.

- [Arch] My dad's first day in
school.

(kids cheering)

(kids cheering)

- And they say he's very good
looking.

- Anything else for you Greta?

- No.

- No.

Listen, is it okay if I settle
at the end of the month?

Listen, is it okay if I settle
at the end of the month?

Merve hasn't sent any money this
week.

Merve hasn't sent any money this
week.

- You break it you buy it.

- You break it you buy it.

Yeah, that's fine Greta.

You just give it to me when you
have it.

- Oh thank you Ellen, you're an
angel of mercy.

I'll see you soon.

I'll see you soon.

Goodbye.

- You sure got a relaxed way of
doing business around here.

- You sure got a relaxed way of
doing business around here.

- What do you want?

Want to steal some more candy?

- Friendly too.

How much you give me for this?

I need some fast cash.

- Is it real?

- Got more carats than rabbit's
poop.

(girl snickering)

(girl snickering)

- It it yours?

- Sure.

- Sure.

But I ain't got much use for it
now.

But I ain't got much use for it
now.

(gentle music)

(gentle music)

- [Ellen] And what does your
wife think about that?

- She's in show business.

- She's in show business.

We're hoping for a divorce.

- I'll give ya $20 for it, no
more.

- I'll give ya $20 for it, no
more.

You give me $25 at the end of
the week,

or I sell it off.

or I sell it off.

or I sell it off.

What's your name?

- Charlie.

And yours?

(door clicks open) (door bell
dings)

(door clicks open) (door bell
dings)

(door clicks open) (door bell
dings)

My, that's a beautiful name,

so simple and understated.

Matches your personality to a T.

Matches your personality to a T.

(playful music)

(playful music)

That's only $17 lady.

That's only $17 lady.

- I took out the $3 you owe me
for the jar.

- It's been a real pleasure
doing business with ya.

Hey.

(playful music)

(playful music)

- Boss, it's Charlie.

- Boss, it's Charlie.

Just wanted you to know

I'm working on getting you the
money.

Might take about a week but I'll
get it.

I got a job here as my disguise.

- Where is here Charlie?

- Where is here Charlie?

Where are ya?

- Gimme some time Benny, please.

- Gimme some time Benny, please.

I'll get ya the money.

- Don't use that word.

Somebody might be listening.

Somebody might be listening.

I know you got you know what.

I know you got you know what.

Don't lie to me Charlie, 'cause
I'll find you.

Don't lie to me Charlie, 'cause
I'll find you.

- I'm not lying to ya boss.

I'm gonna steal back the money.

- No matter how many times I
told that kid

not to mention you know what on
the phone,

- [Woman] Hello, operator.

- Oh hello operator, yeah.

- Oh hello operator, yeah.

You just put a call through
here.

Can you tell me where it came
from?

- [Operator] I'm sorry sir, I
can't do that.

- Oh I think you can tell me.

Do you know who I am?

- [Operator] Oh, sorry sir.

- You do, uh huh.

- You do, uh huh.

- [Operator] The call was made
from Cheerful.

- Perfect.

- [Operator] Thank you.

- Thanks.

(ominous music)

(ominous music)

Alright, now you listen to me
real good.

I want you to send you know who,
you know what.

I want you to send you know who,
you know what.

Down to his bank, you know
where.

All of it.

If I can't put him in jail,

maybe I can put him outta
business.

maybe I can put him outta
business.

But he can't suspect me, you get
it?

But he can't suspect me, you get
it?

Alright.

Tell him ya have it for safe
keeping.

In case there's a war here.

In case there's a war here.

- Do this and I'll get ya a
legit job in the treasury.

- Do this and I'll get ya a
legit job in the treasury.

Mess it up, and I'll make sure
you go down with McCrae.

Mess it up, and I'll make sure
you go down with McCrae.

- That's good chief, that's
good, yeah.

- That's good chief, that's
good, yeah.

- That's good chief, that's
good, yeah.

Let him go.

Let him go.

Let him go.

- It's not even funny.

Not only am I made to go to
school,

I have to live here too.

Can't we go to a hotel?

I really don't buy this out of
sight, out of mind baloney.

I really don't buy this out of
sight, out of mind baloney.

(knocking at door)

- Why don't you get in the
cupboard.

- Why? - Just do as I say.

It's more of that baloney stuff.

It's more of that baloney stuff.

(frightening music)

(frightening music)

(swanky music)

(swanky music)

- Hi!

I thought I'd welcome you to our
little community.

As I'm sure no one else has.

As I'm sure no one else has.

I'm Alabama.

I'm Alabama.

I run the juice business in
town.

- I'm the new schoolteacher.

- I'm the new schoolteacher.

- I guessed that honey.

Don't ya have a name?

- Sure I do.

- Sure I do.

Charlie.

Pleased to meet you.

- Well Charlie, pleased to meet
ya.

- Well Charlie, pleased to meet
ya.

Let's say I come in and let you
pop my cork.

Let's say I come in and let you
pop my cork.

It's French of course.

None of this bathtub bubbly

that people are drinking these
days.

I have a taste for the exotic.

Don't you?

- Umm!

- Umm!

- This is quite a place you got
here.

- Yeah.

- I like what you've done with
it.

- I like what you've done with
it.

Makes me feel young.

Makes me feel young.

Tell me Charlie,

Tell me Charlie,

why do I feel like we've met
before?

why do I feel like we've met
before?

- I don't know I must have one
of those familiar faces.

- I don't know I must have one
of those familiar faces.

- I think it's your eyes
Charlie.

- I think it's your eyes
Charlie.

They're kinda special.

(cork pops)

- Don't shoot my dad!

- This is my son, Archie.

Arch, say hello to Ms. Alabama.

Arch, say hello to Ms. Alabama.

- Save it for another time kid.

- Save it for another time kid.

I only brought enough for two.

I only brought enough for two.

Three's crowding my style.

I'll see ya around.

Good luck sweetie.

(knocking at door)

(knocking at door)

- Virginia, what are you doing
here this time of night?

- Virginia, what are you doing
here this time of night?

- My mom sent over some chicken
pie for Archie.

But she said you mustn't have
any.

She doesn't know I brought you
my history homework sir.

She doesn't know I brought you
my history homework sir.

I think I've captured all the
relevant points

in Capone's career.

- Yeah, well I'm sure you have.

Couldn't this wait 'til
tomorrow?

Couldn't this wait 'til
tomorrow?

- I won't be in school tomorrow
sir,

on account of my mother

refusing to let her precious
daughter

be taught by a back alley
hoodlum, sir.

be taught by a back alley
hoodlum, sir.

- Yeah.

Well I'm sorry your mom feels
that way.

- Me too.

Still, it's a grown ups thing.

Still, it's a grown ups thing.

- Yeah.

- I forgot.

Would you tell Archie I said
hello?

(cupboard bangs closed) - You
can tell him yourself.

He's in the closet playing hard
to get.

He's in the closet playing hard
to get.

- Men.

- Men.

(upbeat swing music)

(upbeat swing music)

- But I can't stand it here Jim.

- But I can't stand it here Jim.

This place is choking me.

This place is choking me.

There's no laugh here, I can't
breathe.

There's no laugh here, I can't
breathe.

Honey I'm fading away like the
damn wallpaper.

Honey I'm fading away like the
damn wallpaper.

- Will ya knock it off?

- Will ya knock it off?

You're slowing the decorators
down.

They're painting the same piece
of wall 10 times over.

They're painting the same piece
of wall 10 times over.

It's costing me a fortune.

(sighs)

Are you still there Bama baby?

- Yes I am, unfortunately.

- Yes I am, unfortunately.

Why did I ever agree to come
down here?

- Oh baby,

Jimsy whimsy needs someone down
there he can trust.

Jimsy whimsy needs someone down
there he can trust.

Someone he knows loves him.

Someone he knows loves him.

The accountant don't love me
baby,

The accountant don't love me
baby,

which ain't a bad thing, 'cause
he ain't me type.

which ain't a bad thing, 'cause
he ain't me type.

I'll make it up to ya, I
promise.

- You won't be able to afford me
much longer if people

- You won't be able to afford me
much longer if people

keep trying to rob you.

- Eh? (ominous music)

- Eh? (ominous music)

- Some guy walks in here today
and demands 10 grand.

- Some guy walks in here today
and demands 10 grand.

Pretty specific, wouldn't ya
say?

Pretty specific, wouldn't ya
say?

- Yeah, I'd say.

Pretty specific.

(bright jazz music) - Cheer up
Arch.

I heard one of the older boys
say

I heard one of the older boys
say

they got a phonograph of a real
nude lady.

they got a phonograph of a real
nude lady.

With no clothes on and all.

- Really?

How'd they get that?

How'd they get that?

Alright here it goes.

- [Blonde] Do another one, for
me.

- [Blonde] Do another one, for
me.

- Can't.

I used up all the film.

- Well, we'll just have to
share.

One of them's gotta be a winner.

- Ma'am, ma'am.

- Sorry. - I'm gonna have to ask
you

to wait. - No, I need to speak

to Alabama right now.

- I'm afraid she's.

- I'm afraid she's.

- Right here.

- Right here.

- Busy right now.

- What can I do for you dear?

Need a loan to brighten up your
wardrobe?

- We've let you bully us about
the loan repayments.

- We've let you bully us about
the loan repayments.

And we've let you bully us into
closing our eyes

And we've let you bully us into
closing our eyes

to your bootlegging.

Listen lady, if you think we're
gonna allow you

to bully us into hiring some
hoodlum employee

to teach our children, I mean
you got a fight on your hands.

to teach our children, I mean
you got a fight on your hands.

- Oh, I admire your spirit dear.

- Oh, I admire your spirit dear.

Even if you are howling at the
wrong moon.

This new teacher's got nothing
to do with us.

This new teacher's got nothing
to do with us.

I thought you people had hired
him.

I thought you people had hired
him.

- You think that we would hire
someone like that?

- You think that we would hire
someone like that?

- I guess not.

- I guess not.

That would be far too exciting

That would be far too exciting

for a very ordinary little town.

for a very ordinary little town.

Still, I wish he did have
something to do with us.

Still, I wish he did have
something to do with us.

Still, I wish he did have
something to do with us.

He's kinda good looking,
wouldn't ya say?

He's kinda good looking,
wouldn't ya say?

- I-- - But then

if you think he's cute,

maybe I should reconsider.

- Reconsider what?

And if you didn't hire him, then
who is he?

- I don't know honey.

But I could use a man with his,
qualities.

But I could use a man with his,
qualities.

But I could use a man with his,
qualities.

(thoughtful music)

(thoughtful music)

- Go on Jimmy.

Your turn.

- I spy with my little eye,
something beginning with,

- I spy with my little eye,
something beginning with,

um, snake.

Darn, I'm dumber than a
chocolate teapot.

Darn, I'm dumber than a
chocolate teapot.

- You ain't dumb Jim, you're
probably smart in other areas.

- You ain't dumb Jim, you're
probably smart in other areas.

- What other areas do ya think?

- Try Florida.

(bell dings)

- [Kids] If Peter Piper picked a
peck of pickled peppers,

- [Kids] If Peter Piper picked a
peck of pickled peppers,

how many--

- Alright you two, outside.

Quick.

Quick.

(kids laughing)

(kids laughing)

- [Ellen] Please ignore him
children.

- [Ellen] Please ignore him
children.

- Ah, there you are.

Just in time for the next
lesson.

I need a third volunteer to join
Big Man and Archie.

I need a third volunteer to join
Big Man and Archie.

- I'll do it Mr. Hoodlum.

- I'll do it Mr. Hoodlum.

- Virginia!

- Virginia!

- Thanks Virginia.

So class, imagine,

So class, imagine,

Virginia is the sun, the center
of our world.

Virginia is the sun, the center
of our world.

Arch, Arch you can be the Earth.

Arch, Arch you can be the Earth.

You revolve around Virginia.

(kids gigging)

- Everybody inside.

Mr. Ellroy is, no longer your
teacher.

Mr. Ellroy is, no longer your
teacher.

- And Jimmy Muldoon, you're the
moon.

- And Jimmy Muldoon, you're the
moon.

You travel in Archie's orbit.

- Am I made of cheese sir?

(kids laughing) - Of course.

Everybody knows small boys are
made outta cheese.

Everybody knows small boys are
made outta cheese.

(laughing)

(laughing)

So Virginia, you stay still.

So Virginia, you stay still.

Arch, you run around Virginia.

Arch, you run around Virginia.

Off you go.

Good.

Good.

So that's how the Earth revolves
around the sun,

once every year.

Jimmy, you run around Archie,

Jimmy, you run around Archie,

you're the moon's orbit of the
Earth.

you're the moon's orbit of the
Earth.

(kids laughing)

(kids laughing)

Run.

It's sorta like that.

- Everybody let's go inside and
draw what we've just learnt

- Everybody let's go inside and
draw what we've just learnt

about different worlds
colliding.

about different worlds
colliding.

- I think Jimmy's gonna wet
himself Dad.

- Jimmy do you have somewhere
you need to go?

- Jimmy do you have somewhere
you need to go?

- Yes Miss.

- I'm taking over.

(playful music)

(playful music)

(exclaims)

(exclaims)

- Big Man, I need you to help
get my job back.

- Big Man, I need you to help
get my job back.

Are you in?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Miss Miss, he almost got me
Miss.

- Miss Miss, he almost got me
Miss.

- Calm down Jim, what's wrong?

- Calm down Jim, what's wrong?

(gasps) Get that thing out of
here.

(gasps) Get that thing out of
here.

- Mister Charlie saved my life
Miss.

It was attacking me.

It was attacking me.

- This thing children, is a
coral snake.

- This thing children, is a
coral snake.

It spends most of its life
underground.

It spends most of its life
underground.

Sorta the boss of the reptile
underworld.

- Well, then why don't you take
it back there now.

- Well, then why don't you take
it back there now.

- You don't wanna mess with this
fella.

- You don't wanna mess with this
fella.

He's well connected in the cobra
family.

He's well connected in the cobra
family.

He's a deadly, deadly hitman.

He's a deadly, deadly hitman.

One bite and zap.

(startling tone)

Your mother's buying a black
cat.

- Can't we keep him?

- Absolutely not.

- Absolutely not.

(kids groaning)

(kids groaning)

- What does he eat sir?

- Other snakes mostly.

- Other snakes mostly.

Some small lizards and rodents
maybe.

Some small lizards and rodents
maybe.

(whimpering and sobs)

(whimpering and sobs)

Hey, hey, come on.

Hey, hey, come on.

(kids snickering)

What's wrong?

Big things eat little things all
the time.

- You've put the snake in with
the school's pet mouse.

Children, we've learned a very
important lesson here today.

Children, we've learned a very
important lesson here today.

You do not put a cold blooded
venomous predator

You do not put a cold blooded
venomous predator

in the same room as innocent
little creatures, do we?

in the same room as innocent
little creatures, do we?

- But, if we're lucky kids,

- But, if we're lucky kids,

maybe this snake will shed his
old skin.

- He can shed as many skins as
he likes.

He will always be a snake.

He will always be a snake.

Can I see you outside please,
Mr. Ellroy?

Can I see you outside please,
Mr. Ellroy?

(kids whistling)

(kids whistling)

Open your books and read from
the beginning.

(kids laughing)

(kids laughing)

- Am I in trouble Miss?

- (sighs) This is no laughing
matter.

I know you're not a teacher, Mr.
Ellroy.

- I may not have the right
qualifications, but.

- I may not have the right
qualifications, but.

- You are a bully and a fraud.

- You are a bully and a fraud.

- Oh, so I am qualified.

- No, you're fired.

You're not even fired

because you didn't work here in
the first place.

because you didn't work here in
the first place.

What are you doing here anyway?

(gentle music)

(gentle music)

- I'm only trying to make some
money Ellen.

I'm no hoodlum, I'm just broke
like everybody else.

I'm no hoodlum, I'm just broke
like everybody else.

I need this job.

Come on Ellen, gimme a chance.

Come on Ellen, gimme a chance.

I only taught the kids what they
wanted to know.

- What they want to know and
what they should know

are two different things.

How can I give you a chance?

You may not be a common hoodlum,

but your sense of right and
wrong

is as clear as a dust storm.

Your choice of female caller
leaves something to be desired.

I take it you'll be moving on.

I take it you'll be moving on.

- That depends.

- On what?

- On whether I tell you what you
really wanna know

and what you think you should
know.

and what you think you should
know.

- I know I have a class to
teach.

- I know I have a class to
teach.

(tense music)

(tense music)

(phone rings)

(phone rings)

- Morning fellas, ain't it a
fine day?

- No it ain't, smart boy.

You been pulling the wool over
our eyes.

You been pulling the wool over
our eyes.

We know that you ain't no
teacher.

We know that you ain't no
teacher.

So we's wondering why on Earth
you're still here.

So we's wondering why on Earth
you're still here.

If I see you here again, and
you're still in town,

If I see you here again, and
you're still in town,

I'm gonna dig your grave myself
and dance on it

I'm gonna dig your grave myself
and dance on it

'til my feet are sore.

(sad music)

(sad music)

- Right, who can give me an
example of an invertebrate?

- Right, who can give me an
example of an invertebrate?

- Yes, Jimmy.

- My father Miss.

(children laughing)

- Are you sure?

Think about it.

- Yes Miss, I'm sure Miss.

- Yes Miss, I'm sure Miss.

My momma says he ain't providing
for the family.

Like what a real man should.

So he ain't got no backbone
Miss.

So he ain't got no backbone
Miss.

So he ain't got no backbone
Miss.

- Okay boys, take a break, get
some coffee.

Back in five.

(ominous music)

(ominous music)

(bell rings)

(bell rings)

- Wait a minute, we're not done
yet.

That's not the school bell,
that's the bank.

That's not the school bell,
that's the bank.

That's not the school bell,
that's the bank.

- Get, go on and move.

- What are you looking at?

Get in the car cousin,

'fore we gotta shot some of
these people.

(engine sputters)

(engine sputters)

Come on.

Let's get outta here 'fore the
law shows up.

- [Driver] I'm trying cousin,
she don't wanna go.

- [Driver] I'm trying cousin,
she don't wanna go.

- [Passenger] Too late.

- I ain't going back to the
jail, Arnold.

- Uh uh no Dwayne.

No because. - I need my privacy.

No because. - I need my privacy.

No because. - I need my privacy.

- I know Dwayne, I know.

- I know Dwayne, I know.

- Looks like you boys flooded
the engine.

- Get outta here Mister.

- Get outta here Mister.

Or I'll shoot you down like a
duck.

Or I'll shoot you down like a
duck.

- He means dog, not duck.

- He means dog, not duck.

Ain't no one asking you to be a
hero.

- I got the point you're making
fellas.

- Now you tell them to back off
or my cousin and me's

- Now you tell them to back off
or my cousin and me's

gonna start blasting away.

gonna start blasting away.

(tense music)

(tense music)

- These people worked hard for
that money you got there.

And I betcha none of them got
insurance.

They're never gonna strike up
the band

just to wave you goodbye now are
they?

So either you do something
stupid and get filled up

with a buncha holes or you do
what I say.

with a buncha holes or you do
what I say.

No one gets hurt, no one goes to
jail.

No one gets hurt, no one goes to
jail.

You seem like intelligent men,
so gimme the money,

I'll make sure you get outta
here alive.

- What's going on over there
Charlie?

- It's okay Sheriff, let 'em go.

- It's okay Sheriff, let 'em go.

I got the money.

- Are you sure?

- Trust me.

- What's to say we're gonna get
hit?

- What's to say we're gonna get
hit?

I bet that sheriff don't shoot
too straight.

I bet that sheriff don't shoot
too straight.

Chances are Dwayne and me's
gonna get outta here

without no holes in us.

- [Charlie] And there's always
the chance you won't.

Are you willing to take it?

Are you willing to take it?

I'll tell you what.

I'll tell you what.

Why don't we let fate decide.

Why don't we let fate decide.

I guess the card you pick, you
give me the money,

I guess the card you pick, you
give me the money,

get outta town alive.

I guess it wrong, you take your
chances.

I guess it wrong, you take your
chances.

13 to one in your favor.

- Well that sounds fair Arnold.

- Seven, your lucky number.

- Seven, your lucky number.

- Well how'd he do that?

- [Charlie] You fellas promise
me you'll be good.

Now have a nice day.

(kids cheering)

(kids cheering)

- I'll take those.

- I'll take those.

Now if I were you, I'd get outta
town too.

Now if I were you, I'd get outta
town too.

There are people looking for you

and you know what these small
towns are like.

and you know what these small
towns are like.

People just couldn't seem to
keep you a secret.

- [Archie] Now, my dad wouldn't
have been the town hero

if the engine hadn't flooded.

if the engine hadn't flooded.

And the town would've been a lot
poorer too.

And the town would've been a lot
poorer too.

But I guess that woke my dad up
to a few things.

He realized that his actions

affect everyone else around him.

affect everyone else around him.

And made it kinda hard to stick
around.

- You scared me to death.

- You scared me to death.

I thought you were staying at
Jimmy's.

(sad music)

(sad music)

Archie, it's for the best.

Archie, it's for the best.

I stay here I'm just gonna make
a whole mess of things.

And everywhere I go the mess is
gonna follow.

I can't let any more people
down, son.

You'll understand that one day.

I'm doing it for your own good.

I'm doing it for your own good.

You settling in here, you're
doing well.

You settling in here, you're
doing well.

You've made some friends.

You've made some friends.

- It must be my magnetic
personality.

- It must be my magnetic
personality.

- I love you son.

Stay outta trouble.

Stay outta trouble.

(engine sputters)

(engine sputters)

I shoulda known the cowboys
always win.

I shoulda known the cowboys
always win.

I shoulda known the cowboys
always win.

(clapping)

(clapping)

- [Archie] So my dad was
sticking around

to fulfill his responsibilities.

And first up was chaperone duty.

I told him that it was theme
night

and the whole town was dressing
up

for the traveling cowboy movie.

for the traveling cowboy movie.

I even arranged the best seats
in the house.

(happy piano box music)

(happy piano box music)

(group chuckling)

(group chuckling)

- I think we've been set up.

- Chaperones, right?

- Chaperones, right?

- Right. - Shh!

- Right. - Shh!

- At least I'm not the only one
dressed for the occasion.

- At least I'm not the only one
dressed for the occasion.

- At least I'm not the only one
dressed for the occasion.

(kids snickering)

(kids snickering)

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

- [Archie] Don't even think
about it.

- He's a bright boy.

- He's a bright boy.

- Yeah, too bright for me
sometimes.

- Yeah, too bright for me
sometimes.

Ellen, there's something I need
to tell ya.

- No, no no, I need to apologize

- No, no no, I need to apologize

for jumping to conclusions about
you.

I should've given you the
benefit of the doubt.

I should've given you the
benefit of the doubt.

What you were saying to me about
the snake,

you were trying to tell me that
you're changed.

- It's no big deal.

I was just trying to teach a kid
something.

Besides, I had a few lessons of
my own to learn first.

And I have changed Ellen.

- It might've seemed harsh,
Charlie,

but I can't respect law
breakers.

- Oh, that's okay.

- I'm not apologizing for it.

- I'm not apologizing for it.

Nobody should.

You see my husband...

You see my husband...

- You're married?

- I was.

For three years.

You see my husband robbed gas
stations to pay off his debts.

You see my husband robbed gas
stations to pay off his debts.

You see my husband robbed gas
stations to pay off his debts.

And I didn't find out until one
day

he ran out of a gas station and
into a train.

he ran out of a gas station and
into a train.

All they found was one gold
tooth.

Which is all he left me.

And it just broke my heart
Charlie.

And it just broke my heart
Charlie.

Not because I loved him or
because we were poor,

Not because I loved him or
because we were poor,

Not because I loved him or
because we were poor,

but because I just had no choice

but because I just had no choice

but to turn myself into cold
stone.

but to turn myself into cold
stone.

And I had to think about
Virginia

and stop thinking about Ellen.

and stop thinking about Ellen.

Then you showed up.

Then you showed up.

And I started to think about
Ellen again.

And it just doesn't feel right.

- Dad!

(tense dramatic music)

(tense dramatic music)

- Hey Charlie, I can see you
hiding.

- Hey Charlie, I can see you
hiding.

I see your feathers.

I see your feathers.

Now quit fooling around.

I got business with ya.

- [Charlie] Hello Benny.

I gotta tell ya, your timing is
impeccable.

I gotta tell ya, your timing is
impeccable.

- Peach of a disguise.

You stand out a mile.

Now get in here.

Hey Charlie, pay attention here.

You got no time for that now.

You got no time for that now.

- Benny, I give up.

- Benny, I give up.

I don't have your money, I can't
get your money, I quit.

I don't have your money, I can't
get your money, I quit.

So just, do what you gotta do

So just, do what you gotta do

and let me get on with my life.

and let me get on with my life.

- Charlie, don't be so dramatic.

- Charlie, don't be so dramatic.

If I were gonna hurt ya, you'd
be hurt already.

If I were gonna hurt ya, you'd
be hurt already.

That ain't no invitation to quit
though.

You still owe me.

- Benny please, let me get a
job,

let me pay you off.

- I ain't no money lender
Charlie, I ain't no bank.

- I ain't no money lender
Charlie, I ain't no bank.

And that brings me to our
business here.

And that brings me to our
business here.

Jim McCrae's holding all of his
cash

Jim McCrae's holding all of his
cash

here in the bank in Cheerful.

I mean everything, I had it
arranged.

So, raid the bank and he's
broke.

So, raid the bank and he's
broke.

- I'm not used to you Benny,

I'm a lousy bank robber, believe
me.

I'm a lousy bank robber, believe
me.

But I'd like to wish you a lotta
luck.

But I'd like to wish you a lotta
luck.

- Now they know your face in
this town.

- Now they know your face in
this town.

You see if we was to go to the
bank,

You see if we was to go to the
bank,

we wouldn't get within 20 yards
of those goons at the door.

we wouldn't get within 20 yards
of those goons at the door.

It'd be a mess.

But with you leading us in,

we go in, we go out, nobody
knows we was there.

- And if I refuse?

- Well this means a lot to me
Charlie.

I mean if you refuse, I'd say
your future ain't very bright.

I mean if you refuse, I'd say
your future ain't very bright.

Or your lady friend's.

(ominous music)

(ominous music)

(bright jazz music)

(bright jazz music)

- Honey!

- Honey!

What a surprise.

I was just counting out the
money honey.

Just to make sure it's all here.

- I think you should keep these
safe too.

- I think you should keep these
safe too.

- Gillis, would you show four
eyes to the safe?

- Gillis, would you show four
eyes to the safe?

So, now that we're alone,

tell me, what's been going on
here?

tell me, what's been going on
here?

- What do you mean honey?

- What do you mean honey?

- I mean, Bama baby,

- I mean, Bama baby,

what's new in Cheerful?

(giggling)

- Name?

- Smith, Billy D.

- Smith, Billy D.

- You pay up front.

- [Charlie] Well I hope your
date went better than mine.

- Dad, Dad.

- Dad, Dad.

There's something I've been
hiding from you.

It's from the Irish club.

It fell off a table into my
suitcase.

It fell off a table into my
suitcase.

- [Charlie] Get outta here.

- I spent a few dollars printing
out my photographs.

And a little bit on candy.

(tense dramatic music)

(tense dramatic music)

- Why didn't you tell me about
this?

- Why didn't you tell me about
this?

- You said, as soon as you got
the money,

- You said, as soon as you got
the money,

I wouldn't see you for dust.

- Well I say a lotta things,
okay?

- Well I say a lotta things,
okay?

Arch, this is gonna get us off
the hook.

Arch, this is gonna get us off
the hook.

Arch, this is gonna get us off
the hook.

I won't be long.

Stay here, don't answer the
door.

Stay here, don't answer the
door.

Stay here, don't answer the
door.

Trust me.

- This time I had to trust him.

- This time I had to trust him.

(exclaims)

(exclaims)

Damn, my camera.

Photographs!

Oy.

(ominous music)

(ominous music)

- Mr. Ellroy, Mr. Ellroy, wait.

- Mr. Ellroy, Mr. Ellroy, wait.

My mom wants to see you Charlie.

My mom wants to see you Charlie.

It's urgent.

She needs to speak to you.

Now.

(thoughtful music)

(thoughtful music)

- Tell me what's going on.

- I owe money to Benny
Palladino.

It's a long story, but the only
way

I can get outta robbing your
bank here tomorrow

is if I pay him off the money I
owe.

And here it is.

And here it is.

Believe me Ellen, I'm out.

Believe me Ellen, I'm out.

- Think again Charlie.

But before you think about
putting up a fight

it's only fair I tell ya,

my man Earl has taken your boy
hostage.

- You lay a finger on my son,
McCrae,

I swear I'll tear you apart.

I swear I'll tear you apart.

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music)

(startling tone)

(yelling)

(yelling)

- Come here kid.

Hey, hey, get back here.

Hey, hey, get back here.

I got ya.

- I wanna thank ya for looking
after me money Charlie.

- I wanna thank ya for looking
after me money Charlie.

You done me a big favor.

You done me a big favor.

No, really.

You see, when me trusted
accountant persuaded me

You see, when me trusted
accountant persuaded me

You see, when me trusted
accountant persuaded me

to send all me money in me
accounting books

to send all me money in me
accounting books

down here for safe keeping, I
got kinda suspicious.

down here for safe keeping, I
got kinda suspicious.

down here for safe keeping, I
got kinda suspicious.

What with yourself in town and
all.

What with yourself in town and
all.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Tongues have been wagging.

Tongues have been wagging.

So, I figure you and Benny
Palladino had a plan.

So, I figure you and Benny
Palladino had a plan.

But you didn't figure on me
figuring it out.

But you didn't figure on me
figuring it out.

Which is why I figure you're so
surprised to see me.

Which is why I figure you're so
surprised to see me.

- Congratulations McCrae.

You shoulda been a detective.

Let's say we go over to the
saloon,

we have a couple of drinks, we
celebrate.

And you can bring my son along.

And you can bring my son along.

- Stay calm boyo, no need to be
hasty.

- Stay calm boyo, no need to be
hasty.

I'll celebrate tomorrow when you
and Benny

walk out of me bank with my
money.

Maybe you should go on over
there tonight and celebrate.

Maybe you should go on over
there tonight and celebrate.

I don't think you'll have much
time tomorrow.

Let's keep this between these
four walls.

I'd hate to spoil the surprise.

I'd hate to spoil the surprise.

Your son'd be so disappointed.

Your son'd be so disappointed.

- It's gonna be some party.

- It's gonna be some party.

(twinkling)

- [Charlie] Lock the door behind
me.

- [Charlie] Lock the door behind
me.

- [Charlie] Lock the door behind
me.

- You can yell all you like
fella.

- You can yell all you like
fella.

- Let get of me.

- Let get of me.

(man grunts)

(man grunts)

Thanks Little Jim.

- Can't stay away, huh?

- I got something I wanna show
ya.

- Now honey, you're talking my
kind of business.

- Now honey, you're talking my
kind of business.

(jazzy music)

(jazzy music)

Remember boys, you pull this off
and I'll make you rich.

Remember boys, you pull this off
and I'll make you rich.

Remember boys, you pull this off
and I'll make you rich.

- But what happens if we gets
caught Miss Alabama.

- But what happens if we gets
caught Miss Alabama.

- Caught for what, stealing
newspaper?

Caught with my pants down.

Caught with my pants down.

- Um hmm.

- What do you want?

- What do you want?

- What do you want?

- I hope you ain't been telling
anybody

any bedtime stories Charlie boy.

any bedtime stories Charlie boy.

- Just checking things out.

- Just checking things out.

For tomorrow.

For tomorrow.

- I'd like you to sleep with us
tonight.

I don't want ya sleep walking
and mumbling about the place.

I don't want ya sleep walking
and mumbling about the place.

I don't want ya sleep walking
and mumbling about the place.

- Virginia, I want you to help
me

- Virginia, I want you to help
me

get all the women in the town
together.

We'll meet here.

And tell them to bring their men
folks' clothes.

And tell them to bring their men
folks' clothes.

And tell them to bring their men
folks' clothes.

- Has anyone seen my dad?

- (gasps) Archie!

Archie.

Archie.

(school bell dings)

(school bell dings)

- Gees, Charlie, you look like a
million dollars.

- Gees, Charlie, you look like a
million dollars.

All green and crinkly.

- Oh, I ain't slept a wink all
night.

Can I get a juice?

- Scotch, Irish, Canadian?

- (sighs) Apple.

- (sighs) Apple.

- Hell, Charlie, what you trying
to do,

- Hell, Charlie, what you trying
to do,

put this town outta business?

put this town outta business?

I can't remember the last time

anyone had some of Big Lucy's
juice.

You fellas want some breakfast?

You fellas want some breakfast?

It's on your bill.

- Well thank you for your
honesty lady,

but we can't stop for breakfast,
gotta get going.

You can take it off the bill
though.

You can take it off the bill
though.

Ready?

- As I'll ever be.

- As I'll ever be.

(tense music)

(tense music)

- Come on Archie, let's go get
the Sheriff.

- Come on Archie, let's go get
the Sheriff.

- Morning fellas.

Meet my father and my brothers.

Meet my father and my brothers.

They're in town visiting.

So I'm showing them the sights.

- Turn it over.

- Turn it over.

It's only money.

Don't get hurt.

- But, but, but we don't have
any money here sir.

It's all gone, it just
disappeared into the cosmos.

- Cosmos, my butt, open up.

I'll show you why they call me
The Bomb.

- He's telling the truth Benny,
there's no money here.

Alright, he's a bit misguided
about the cosmos,

but I figure he's just clutching
his trunks.

- Don't cross me Charlie.

I got a short fuse today.

Alright, everybody down.

Gonna be a bust.

Gonna be a bust.

- It's gone awful quiet in
there.

(explosion booms)

(explosion booms)

- Alright, there's nobody here,
now we gotta be quick.

- What's going on in there?

I told Alabama to make it easy
for 'em.

- Ah.

- Ah.

Alright, I give up.

Alright, I give up.

Where is it?

- It's probably halfway to
Mexico by now.

- Why do you always gotta mess
everything up?

- Don't worry Benny, McCrae
won't see any of that dough.

He's broke.

You can give him the good news
in person.

You can give him the good news
in person.

He's waiting for us outside.

He's waiting for us outside.

- Where?

You yanking my chain Charlie?

(sighs)

(sighs)

- Boss, did ya find the boy?

- Boss, did ya find the boy?

- Looks like they turned tables
on us.

- Looks like they turned tables
on us.

- And I say we turn 'em back
over again.

- And I say we turn 'em back
over again.

- [Benny] Good idea.

(rapid gunfire popping)

(rapid gunfire popping)

(bullets pinging)

(bullets pinging)

- Alright boys, tit for tat.

- Alright boys, tit for tat.

Let him know we're here.

(rapid gunfire popping)

(rapid gunfire popping)

(laughing)

(laughing)

- Save your bullets, save your
bullets lads.

- Stay here Benny, I'm gonna
sort this mess out.

- [Benny] What are ya, nuts?

Benny Palladino don't surrender
to nobody.

Especially that apple polishing
putz.

- Wait, not yet.

- Put your guns down fellas.

It's all over.

- That's what you might think.

But, my gut says different.

But, my gut says different.

- The money's gone McCrae.

- The money's gone McCrae.

Release my son and justice'll be
merciful,

I guarantee you that.

- What's he praying at?

I thought you said the boy
escaped.

Come on out Benny.

The game is up.

We can discuss the terms of your
retirement.

- There were other parts to the
picture McCrae,

- There were other parts to the
picture McCrae,

money and your girlfriend.

I got 10 grand that says if you
find one,

I got 10 grand that says if you
find one,

you'll find the other.

You don't believe me, come take
a look.

- I told ya, my people don't
steal from me Palladino.

- I told ya, my people don't
steal from me Palladino.

- It's true McCrae, she set up a
bank robbery as a decoy.

- It's true McCrae, she set up a
bank robbery as a decoy.

But I messed up her plans.

We made a deal last night.

- My Alabama wouldn't do that.

Would ya sweet pea?

(ominous thudding)

(ominous thudding)

(jazzy music)

(jazzy music)

- I'm keeping your books in a
safe place.

- I'm keeping your books in a
safe place.

But I'll turn 'em straight to
the tax man

if you don't do as I say.

He's gonna be very interested in
your undeclared earnings.

He's gonna be very interested in
your undeclared earnings.

- Alright, alright, alright.

- Alright, alright, alright.

Look, I tell ya what,

tell me where the books are

and when I have 'em in me hand
then,

and when I have 'em in me hand
then,

I'll give you the boy.

- I'm the one making the deals
here McCrae.

Show me my son first.

Show me my son first.

- You're painting me in a very
tight corner here.

- You're painting me in a very
tight corner here.

There's only one way to get
outta this.

There's only one way to get
outta this.

Let 'em have it boys.

Let 'em have it boys.

(gunshots popping)

(gunshots popping)

- Who the dizzy heck is shooting
at who?

- Who the dizzy heck is shooting
at who?

- Keep 'em pinned down people.

- Hold your fire.

- Hold your fire.

Ease off on 'em triggers boys.

Ease off on 'em triggers boys.

- Hey, back off, you might get
hurt

- Hey, back off, you might get
hurt

ya senile old halfwit.

ya senile old halfwit.

- You hold your tongue there
boy.

I had me enough of your monkey
shines and shenanigans.

I had me enough of your monkey
shines and shenanigans.

I fixed up a posse, got you all
surrounded.

I fixed up a posse, got you all
surrounded.

(laughing)

(laughing)

- Alright, I forgot,

- Alright, I forgot,

the police force in this town's
invisible.

the police force in this town's
invisible.

Yeah, there's gotta be hundreds
of 'em,

maybe even thousands.

- What you hollering about you
great googly moogly?

- What you hollering about you
great googly moogly?

Don't believe me, huh?

(gun locks clicking)

(gun locks clicking)

- [Charlie] Who are these guys?

- Who cares.

You gimme the books, you're off
the hook.

You gimme the books, you're off
the hook.

- Hey, that guy's wearing my
hat.

- Hey, that guy's wearing my
hat.

Hey! - Hey!

- That's my hat.

Nobody wears my hat.

- Your hat needs fumigating.

And your suit smells too.

- Dad!

- Dad!

- I mighta guessed this had
something to do with you.

(laughing)

(laughing)

- That's a game, set and match
to me, McCrae.

- Yeah, well you fought dirty
Palladino.

- I did what I gotta do.

I'm on the doorstep of public
office.

I'm gonna make history happen.

I'm gonna make history happen.

And you McCrae, are already a
part of it.

And you McCrae, are already a
part of it.

- I'll bounce back.

- I got the books.

The only bouncing you're gonna
be doing

is around the walls of your jail
cell.

(laughing)

(laughing)

Alright boys, move out.

Alright boys, move out.

- Here you go.

- Here you go.

- Here you go.

(gentle music)

(gentle music)

I hope you haven't come to buy
your wedding ring back.

I sold it.

- Naw.

I just came to get some root
beer.

It's the one thing that keeps
Archie quiet on long journeys.

It's the one thing that keeps
Archie quiet on long journeys.

- I found these at the school.

You a gambling man?

You a gambling man?

- I was.

- Well, what do ya say you pick
a card.

- Well, what do ya say you pick
a card.

- Well, what do ya say you pick
a card.

Higher than a six, you leave.

You get a six or lower, you
stick around.

You get a six or lower, you
stick around.

- Guess this is it then, huh
Dad?

- Guess this is it then, huh
Dad?

- I'm sorry, son.

- I'm sorry, son.

We gotta stick around here a
while.

We gotta stick around here a
while.

- [Archie] Race ya home!

- [Archie] Race ya home!

(bright jazz music)

(bright jazz music)

(engine sputters)

(engine sputters)

Now, if I'm ever found guilty of
being a good son,

Now, if I'm ever found guilty of
being a good son,

Now, if I'm ever found guilty of
being a good son,

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it all on my dad.

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