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Hi, come on in. So nice to see you. You
too. I'm so happy you came over. Thank

you for having me over. Oh no, thank you
for meeting me here.

So yeah, I needed to get the roof done
and my air conditioner needs to get

fixed. I understand.

So yeah, it's a nice place. It's a lot
of work. Yeah.

It's beautiful.

You have it gorgeous.

Thank you.

So did you want to talk to me about
Sunset?

Hasn't been the easiest for her because
my husband and I are separating.

I mean, that wasn't anything that she
knew about when she started.

Well, that actually worked out perfect
because I know she applied for the

criminal department of lesbian legal. So
what did you guys, if you don't mind me

asking, what happened?

I don't want to go into it too much, but
I mean... Do you have anybody else in

mind? Some just...

Kind of looking to see what might be
available.

Well, what do you do on the weekend?

I

don't

want to impede on her. Am I making you
nervous?

Am I making you a little nervous?

Maybe just a little bit, yeah.

You love it? Yeah.

Sorry.

I shouldn't. Am I not doing it right?

No, I shouldn't be doing that. I feel...
You feel what?

That I shouldn't... I

mean, I don't want to make you do
anything you don't want to do.

Are you sure you want to be over? Thank
you.

You smell so good.

Not what I expected.

May I?

You may.

You sure you haven't done this before?

I was waiting for you to say that. I
didn't want to force you.

Just back that way.

Do you want a little drink before we go?
Yeah. Do you need help loosening up

anymore? You seem pretty good.

Oh, you're... I like that look on your
eye. What

are you

doing?

I'll tell you what you're doing.

Hold your clothes because we're going to
get comfortable.

All righty then.

Relax.

You've got a cute monkey.

Are you okay with that? Are you kidding?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Is that pink?

I know.

It's nice and hot.

Yeah. Then it went... Oh, baby.

Oh, baby.

Thank you.

God, you're pussy. So what?

That's nice.

Let's see if you know how to do it.
Yeah. Let's see if you know how to do

I don't even want to.

Two, three, four, five.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Show both smiles.

Yeah,

just like that.

Thank you.

Dan can I have your stripe on?

behind.

That's not fair.

Yeah?

Yeah.

That's okay.

I figured, you know, the whole divorce
and everything, you might miss it, so.

Just like that. Just like that.

I want you to come through me. Come
through me.

Come through me.

Come through me.

Come through me.

Just like that.

Just like that.

You fuck it back.

You fuck it back.

There you go.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Yes, India.

Well, I did have dinner plans tonight
with a friend.

But if it's that important, I mean, I
can always cancel.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, that's not a problem.

Sure. Okay, come on over.

Yeah.

All right, I'll see you in a half hour.

Okay.

Bye -bye.

So, Michelle.

Yes, India.

I obviously have a very serious issue. I
would not be at your house on a Sunday.

What do you got for me?

Well, you know that place, the final
rest on the highway?

Yeah, that old people's home.

Yeah, it's a nursing home.

A nursing home, okay. Yeah. What about
it? I happen to own it. You own that

place? Yes.

For the last seven years or so, I had a
client. She owed me a lot.

So we worked something out where I took
over the nursing home.

Okay. I know, it's very odd. So anyway,
I own the nursing home and I'm running

into an issue where the manager has been
forging doctor's signatures and filing

false Medicare claims.

Oh, in around about like the $3 million
mark.

Yeah. $3 million. The evidence is really
looking bad.

very incriminating so wait a minute wait
bad against who I mean I three million

dollars it yeah wait a minute why do I
have a feeling that this this three

million is somewhere in one of your
Swiss bank accounts let's save that

conversation for another day oh anyway
okay okay I

am sorry go on

Three million, somewhere.

Okay.

What does this have to do with you?
Well, this actually has become a huge

because some Miss Goody Two -Shoes has
turned the manager into the Department

Justice.

Now, I know that there's been, I think,
a couple other cases like this where

they've actually gotten off with it, but
they happen to have political friends

in the right places and a lot of money.
Of course.

Yes. So, I've been thinking.

How we're going to get around this
problem.

We? Yes, we.

Of course, my plan involves you.

That's why I'm here.

Of course, of course. Yes.

Let me just tell you. The State Attorney
General is a closet lesbian.

Which is totally in our advantage.

Our advantage, yes. Okay.

I need you to do a couple of things. Oh,
boy.

I need a sex tape.

Of? you and the state attorney general.

We're going to blackmail her with it.
Oh, we are? Yes.

Hmm. You need several things in it.

I need there to be some romance, make it
look real.

I need her to tell you that she loves
you.

And I need some very incriminating
evidence on any case.

Okay. Wow.

So I need to have sex with the state
attorney general. Uh -huh.

She needs to tell me that she loves me.

Definitely. That's probably going to
take more time than just one encounter.

Oh, wow.

Well, I'll let you wind that out in the
end. You know, this is a job.

And then some incriminating evidence on
another case.

Wow. Really only need one tape. One
tape. Okay.

And what am I going to get out of this?
Oh, yeah, of course.

I was thinking around $100 ,000.

Okay. That sounds pretty good.

Good. And?

And if you do a really good job, I'll
give you one of the best date nights

you've ever had.

Really? Mm -hmm. Oh, wow.

And all of this to save your ass.

Exactly. And $3 million.

Jeez. You know.

What do you say to that? I love the way
you think.

Oh. So, um.

You're game? I'm game. I say you got
yourself a deal.

She better be hot, though.

I'll let you decide that. Okay.

Here it is.

This is it, huh?

That's it.

You sure we got everything we needed?

I think you got more than what you
needed.

Really? Yeah.

I think you'll like it. That sounds
interesting. Well, I have to know before

leave. I mean, I've already transferred
the money to you, so...

I'd say we put it in and watch it.

Do you want to watch this here? Right
now. I think that's the way it's going

have to be.

Okay. If you insist.

Yeah. All right.

I am the boss.

Okay.

A little embarrassing.

Wow.

That looks good.

Looks like you're having a little bit of
fun, actually.

I'm not sure I should be paying you for
this.

Hey, it was a job.

It was a job. Yeah, it looks like it.

Hmm.

Oh, I forgot I did that.

Really?

Wow, I really didn't think she'd be that
hot with her clothes off.

Yeah, you know what?

Surprisingly, yeah.

Yeah, it was a pretty interesting day.

I see that you're both good kissers.

You know, I've kissed a few.

I see.

Yeah.

That's pretty hot.

That is good.

That just looks good.

She's not as hot as you are, though.

No, this is true.

You okay?

I'm super.

I'm thinking that I should make that
sexual payment to you a little sooner

I thought.

Really? Wow. Like, now.

Oh, now?

Mm -hmm.

Wow.

I'm not doing anything tonight.

That's good.

I'll lead the way

Got me some really good evidence.

It was my pleasure.

It was a hard job.

Somebody had to do it. You look like you
enjoyed it a little bit.

I think I'm going to do it this way.

That is beautiful

Okay.

Pretty good at that.

Bite

him.

Oh my god.

Oh my God.

Oh God.

That I have been admiring for a very
long time

oh oh

Mm -hmm.

Mm

-hmm.

Ooh.

Oh my god.

Oh my God, I'm coming.

Oh my God.

Fucking what that is. Oh my god.

Oh My god, that is perfect. Oh fuck Oh

my

god, holy shit that is fucking perfect
right there

That is so sexy.

Yes, it is.

Yes,

I do.

Possibly.

What nursing home is this?

What nursing home is he in?

On 7th?

Does that happen to be the one that
India Summer owns?

Yes, I believe that's the owner.

Oh, it is.

Okay, well, yes, I would possibly be
interested in dealing with this

and looking into the situation because,
frankly, she's not a really nice person,

so I'm pretty sure that you have a good
case.

Mm -hmm. Good.

How about can you call me back tomorrow,
and I will look into this and get a few

things, you know, going. I'll have my
assistant help me look into it, and we

discuss this further tomorrow.

Okay, good. Is this Summer? Yes, this is
myself.

Okay, perfect.

Thank you so much.

Okay, thank you, Ms. Jackson. Bye. Bye.

Hello. Hi, Ms. Jensen.

Hi, Jillian.

Can you be at my house in about half an
hour?

Oh, yeah. Absolutely.

Okay, yeah. If you can please bring your
laptop and also anything

that you can find on India, India
Summer, and Thornhill Nursing

Home.

Okay. Absolutely. No problem. Anything
for you, Ms. Jensen.

Okay, perfect. See ya.

Jillian?

Oh, thank you.

You're welcome.

Can you actually grab those blue
stockings for me? Mm -hmm. No problem.

you. They're right here.

Can you help me with them on?

Okay.

Thank you.

Perfect.

Can I get back to work?

Um,

no, actually... You left your job?

Yes, I left it.

And you want to keep it?

Uh -huh.

Okay, well then you're going to have to
prove what it takes to work in a law

office.

Okay.

Can you put the lotion on my back? Can't
we? In the middle of it?

I think I need some on the front as
well.

Feels like I'm making you nervous or
something.

Are you nervous?

There's no need to be nervous.

Okay.

I think you need more lotion.

Don't be nervous.

You're really gonna have to prove that
you have what it takes to work here.

If you ever go to court with me, you
can't look like you're nervous the way

look like you are right now.

What size do you think his breasts are?

They're really big.

They obviously know what you're talking
about.

Close

your

eyes.

Don't stop rubbing them.

What do they feel like?

They're very heavy.

What are they like compared to yours?

Nothing like mine at all.

You like how I feel?

Hello.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

You're quite pretty yourself.

It's been so nice having you in the
office.

Thank you.

Pleasure to be around you.

You know, I'm a little cold in here.

Why don't you come with me?

Good over there. I'll help you.

These cute little feet and these red
toes.

Do you like them?

Mm -hmm.

I think that they'll look even cuter
with these on though.

Mm -hmm.

Do you like that one?

I like them a lot.

Don't be shy.

They taste so good.

take your skirt off

Thank you.

Oh.

Oh, yes, now.

How comfy, Miss Jensen.

Can I have it, please?

Alibaba.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

um um

Thank you.

Mm -hmm

Bye.

oh that feels really good

Hmm.

Oh, yes.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

Oh, yes.

Hmm.

Oh my goodness.

Hmm.

Hi.

Ooh. Ooh.

Oh.

Oh Mark!

Mmm. Mmm.

Aw.

Thank you.

I'm so glad you were able to come over
here and help me out with this case. I

don't know what I would do without you.
My pleasure.

Yeah. So let me tell you a little bit
what's going on. I really want a

Luke and I have been married for going
on eight years now.

And things were great for like about the
first half of the marriage. And then he

just seemed...

You know, like a typical guy, you know,
always wants to be with his friends and,

you know, very uninterested. And I
suggested, like, maybe counseling.

And he doesn't want it.

So I kind of had a feeling this was
going to happen. So I took it upon

go back to school.

I got my degree.

I'm a medical lab tech now.

So that's been going well. So I thought
it was now time to contact you and see

how to move forward with this.

Well, good. I'm glad that you did.

So, I guess my first question is, how
much do you think your assets are worth?

I would estimate,

well,

I mean, he built homes and things. You
know, he's doing pretty well. I would

around $2 million.

Oh, wow.

Yeah. Very good. I was kind of looking
for, you know.

What you might think the divorce might
cost like if you could just give me a

ballpark number Well, if that's what you
think you guys have I say I would do it

for about 25 ,000 Wow It's a little more
than I was kind of thinking I've

yeah, I have a friend She actually
recently got divorced and it only cost

about 10 ,000 with all the legal fees
And what was her split on that? She got

half 50 -50

And you think that was fair?

Yeah, I guess so.

Sounds about right.

Well, I always like to say fair is where
you go and eat corn dogs and stuff and

cow shit. So we're not going to stop
until we get at least 80 % on this.

You think that's possible?

Oh, totally.

Hmm.

80%, huh?

I don't know. 25 grand is still a little
steep to me. You know, it is, but I

think it'll be worth it in the end.

So if you've got $2 million, that extra
30%, you get $600 ,000 out of it. I

think that's pretty fair.

Yeah, that does kind of start to add up,
I guess.

Yeah. Well, you don't think that he was
cheating on you at all, do you?

No, I don't think so.

And I don't think he's dating anyone
now.

And you didn't cheat on him. No, I
haven't cheated on him. There's a guy,

though, at work.

His name's Steve, he's really nice, and
he's been asking me out. I haven't done

anything yet, but... Good.

Oh. Yeah, I do not recommend dating
anyone during the divorce proceedings.

Not a good idea? No, not at all. First
of all, really, it's been so soon since

the breakup, you're just going to take
in your baggage from your old

relationship. But second of all, if
you're dating someone during the divorce

proceedings, it makes it a lot more
difficult to get what we want out of it.

He's probably going to be really pissed
when he finds out you're dating someone

and put up a fight. So it really
complicates things.

Yeah, that does make sense, actually.

I don't know, though. I mean, it's still
a little bit too much money, $25 ,000.

I tell you what, just for you, maybe
I'll cut out like $5 ,000.

That'd be good.

Yeah.

Maybe I could take care of some of your
physical needs, since I won't be

allowing you to date anyone.

Huh, uh -huh.

Want to think about that one?

That's an interesting offer.

You know, all you have to do is try.

Who knows, you might even like it.

But really, I don't have time for you to
think about it too long, so it's a hell

of a deal.

Yes or no?

Wow, that's a way to put someone on the
spot.

Completely.

Okay, why not?

To our deal.

Okay.

Well, I guess I could show you where the
bedroom is. I think that'd be a good

idea. Okay, let's go.

Just do it.

Nice.

Your tongue feels so good.

um

Mm -hmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Wow.

um um

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Oh God, that's good.

Please return the favor.

Yeah.

I'm bringing those tits in my mouth.

Yeah, like that.

mm -hmm

Oh, that's good.

Oh, God.

Tastes so good. Yeah.

Oh, God. You have a nice, horny tongue.

Oh, shit.

Oh my god, yeah.