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I'll leave the pointing to this girl.

I've fact -checked and cross -checked,
and at this point, she's the lead

suspect.

Yana, huh?

She's really too pretty to spend time in
jail.

My sources say Yana and the professor
were having a torrid affair.

Hi, Allie.

I just called to tell you that we have a
prime suspect in your mother's case.

Samantha says she's very close to a full
confession.

Yana's gone.

Gone? What do you mean, gone?

She fled the country.

She told me about some dark -haired girl
fleeing the scene.

I obviously have a very serious issue or
I would not be at your house on a

Sunday.

I need a sex tape.

Of? You and the State Attorney General.

We're going to blackmail her with it.

She is?

It's too bad. I was really hoping I was
wrong about her.

Hi, Michelle.

I'm Sarah. This is her legal. How are
you? I'm good. How are you?

Are you recording this?

You're not that funny. I'm not.

I have cams, bugs in my house.

In fact, I could send you to prison for
a crime that you haven't committed.

You're not like one of those scum
-sucking body feeders, are you?

Like those little whores that lesbian
legal?

No, no, no.

Are you, Michelle?

What about those cameras and... TJ,

let me just tell you, I'm sorry with
what's going on with you right now. I

those long nights that Francesca was,
you know, with her therapist.

I want to tell you something.

So as it stands...

She's going to take you for all you're
worth simply because you got caught. Do

you really believe Francesca was
faithful to you for the past five years

marriage? Because a shadow of a doubt
can go a very long way.

Ah, I like how you think, Amy.

You did not.

I did.

And what'd you do with her then?

I fired her from the firm. And yes, she
went bankrupt.

So I was nice enough, yes, nice enough,
to hire her as my personal office

sex slave.

Wow. And how long did that last?

Six luscious months.

Oh, my. And every time I snapped my
fingers, she had to give me oral sex.

Underneath my desk.

Wow. How many times a day did you snap
your fingers?

It varied. I mean, generally stressed,
but I

probably snapped my fingers about six or
seven times an hour.

I hate to say it, but you might be

slightly more devious than me.

No!

Don't say that about the legendary
India.

You're going to ruin the image I have of
you.

Well, the game I currently have going is
wonderfully horrible.

Tell me more.

See this bone?

It's PJ Woodruff's.

What? How'd you get your hands on that?

Oh, that's my little secret.

Bullshit. Tell me more.

Avey, the queen of ethics, who I
stupidly hired for my firm, is

her. And PJ left it behind after a
meeting one day.

And what are you doing with it?

Oh, just watch.

Oh, honey.

Please don't listen to anything the
media has to say. You're the one I want

be with.

Not that stupid whore I married.

Please.

Meet me at her secret place.

I have something special for you, my
love.

With love, TJ.

Sent to whom?

One of her infamous mistresses?

Well, of course.

I've been sending dirty texts all week.

You wouldn't believe the desperate
messages those horny little bitches send

back. TJ's going to have to cancel the
plan soon. But until then, keep my

fingers busy.

Send it. Send it.

Gosh,

you're such a genius.

I'm representing Devin, TJ's wife, and
all those little sluts who have come out

of the woodwork to sue.

My plan is to bankrupt TJ.

Good for you! How can I get involved?

Oh, you can.

That's why I want you to join Lesbian
Legal and run out all those supposed

lawyers that I've got there.

We can team up and partner on this class
action lawsuit.

Ooh! When can I start?

Oh, right now.

Just as long, please. Just as long as I
can represent that hot little slut,

Shiloh. You know, the one who's in that
car accident with.

I might see her in the news.

She just gets me so wet.

You have to let me represent her.

Yeah, Shiloh's a special little case.

But I'm actually handling that one
privately.

Well, I guess that's fine for now. But
one day, you have to share it with me.

You and I are going to be an unbeatable
team.

A legal powerhouse.

Unstoppable. Wildly successful.

The most elite law firm in Thornhill.

Unbeatable and dangerous.

Ready to take on the world.

Ready to fuck our way to the top of the
legal world and beyond.

Starting right now.

Right this fucking second.

Yeah.

Do you know how busy I've been?

So many clients, they all want a piece
of me 24 -7.

Yeah, I totally understand that. I mean,

I just thought we had such a good time
the last time, and I was hoping we could

get together again.

Yeah, hope is a four -letter word,
Michelle.

I don't think we'll be getting together
anytime soon, if ever again.

Are you okay, India? I mean, are you mad
at me about something?

Oh, mad?

Mad? Why would I be mad at you? I mean,
unless you're feeling guilty about

something and there's something you'd
like to tell me.

What?

Actually, yeah, there is something I'd
like to tell you.

Yeah. What is that?

That girl, Ginger Lee.

Ginger Lee?

Yeah. Yeah, you know, the one that you
wanted me to convince that we would help

her because she was losing her home.

Yeah, and?

Well, she keeps calling me. She's, like,
calling me night and day, and she wants

some information.

The bank, you know, they did that, I
don't know, what is it called, that fees

for keys thing, and she's going to lose
her house.

Who gives a fuck? Why are you telling
this to me, Michelle?

Was I going to do anything for her? Were
you going to do something?

No. India, I guess not. I just feel bad.

Bad? You feel bad?

Okay, I'm laughing my ass off right now.

Women like us who use our power to get
where we want to be never apologize for

what we do, even if that means leaving
the dirty sluts in the gutter to die.

Or do you not think that way anymore?

Did you go soft on me?

No, no, India. I didn't go soft, okay?

I had a moment of weakness.

Oh, I think you've had more than one
moment of weakness, Michelle.

It seems to me you've had a few
recently.

And what have you heard?

Dia came to see me yesterday.

She did?

Yeah, she threatened to send me to jail.

Really? I... Wow.

Don't you act surprised, you two -faced
bitch.

How long were you going to lie to me
about what she made you do?

What do you mean what she made me do?
Oh, I know all about your confession

She told you about my confession? Oh,
she sure as fuck did. You totally

bailed on me. Left me hanging.

India, I am so sorry. I had no choice.

Oh, Michelle, life is full of choices.
You just need to learn when to make the

right one.

Okay, you're right.

I made a bad choice.

But I'll never do it again. I promise.

Get out of my office. I never want to
see your pathetic ass again.

India, please.

Let me make this up to you. I'll never
betray you again.

Oh, please. You have had this pussy for
the last time.

There are plenty more out there that
want it, and they will have it. Now get

fuck out of here.

I don't think that you mean this.

Oh, I do.

Trust me.

Hi. How are you?

I'm good.

Hi.

Oh, you smell good.

It's been weeks since I smelled a woman.

Well, hang on a minute, sweetie.

You smell good, too.

But I have some things we need to
discuss.

I don't know.

Over here, you know, really I don't want
to talk right now. I'm just hungry.

Yeah. Yeah, I see that Mm -hmm there
Tiger Jane. Why don't you do me a favor

come down and sign some papers?

Okay. Well, I was fine anything for you
later But a girl had her needs that

needs to be met Now let's go to the
couch.

Mm -hmm couch You

want me to sit on your lap Yes, I do.

Let me concentrate there.

Okay.

I'll make this quick.

Okay, as it stands, the prenup is set in
stone.

But I feel confident that we can
negotiate a fair divorce agreement.

Well, I thought that you were going to
try to find something about her cheating

on you first.

Well, my investigators haven't found
anything suspicious.

Well, you've got to make something up.

You know, because we do have to win
this, Amy.

Okay, I really hate to tell you this,
but I found out that India is

Shaila.

Shaila?

Now, what kind of case does that girl
have? I mean, I've given her money.

I mean, she has enough to, what, live a
nice life?

I should have known that bitch would
want more.

I don't know the details of the case,
but that's not all.

Well, what else?

There also seems to be four other women
that came forward insisting they all had

affairs with you as well.

And India is representing all of them.

Like who?

I don't know their names, but India's
been really secretive about this. And I

can tell you from past experience that
this means big trouble.

Well, what kind of trouble?

Major lawsuit trouble.

Well, find her and make her drop the
case.

Well, I plan on it, but it's best to
settle outside of court. Be prepared to

have some large cash payouts.

Payouts? Having sex with me was not
enough?

I mean, now they want to, what, a piece
of my bank account?

What kind of people are these?

Apparently the kind you like to sleep
with. I do think it's best to settle

outside of court.

I mean, I do have a book coming out, and
I don't need any kind of negative press

on my first publication, you know?

So, Ava, you care more about your book
than my life and my writing?

I mean, yeah, I know there's a stream of
women out there that want to steal my

money, but I work hard for this famous
fortune.

And all I want to do is throw it on you.

I've given up. I've canceled.

Over the past six months, golf
tournament, a lot of endorsement deals.

That means millions of dollars.

I mean, stuff like this would just make
a golfer want to leave and go far away.

Run away.

Run away?

Is that what you're planning on doing?
If so, you need to tell me now because

you'll just be wasting my time.

Well, if I go, would you go with me?

Where are you going?

Well, I was thinking something like my
resort in Dubai.

I mean, it's somewhere where they
couldn't find me.

It's beautiful.

And in there, we can be treated like two
queens.

Are you serious?

Me? I mean, I didn't even know you were
attracted to me.

Well, you're my attorney, and I thought
it was unprofessional.

I mean, I was...

Always attracted to you.

I mean, if I wasn't forced into getting
married, then I would have asked you.

Asked me what?

You know, for the past six years, I've
always fantasized about kissing you.

Kissing me?

Yeah, so you're telling me you haven't
fantasized about me?

Well, I mean, maybe a few times, maybe.

A few.

So would you kiss me now?

After you sign these papers.

And like I said, I'll sign them later.

But I'm thinking I need to taste your
lips.

Okay, this is going to cross a line.

You're my client.

My still married client.

You know what?

But you're going to work on my divorce,
right?

Yes.

So when I'm free,

You'll be ready, right? Yeah

mm -hmm

Oh, my God.

You look good. I can do it real slow if
you can.

Mm hmm.

Thank you.

What's that?

I got one surprise for you.

Just when you're out of comfort.

And it's a little cozy.

Ah.

Hmm.

Okay,

why are you still wearing clothing?

Thank you.

Mm -hmm.

Um...

Oh, you tell me how you want.

Let's do it.

Thank you.

I only have an appointment with India.

Aren't you two?

Not the shock.

I thought you'd put off seeing me for
another month.

Why would you say that?

Nothing. Sorry, it's just been a really
crazy morning around here.

I know. I saw that when I came up. There
was photographers and press. I even got

stopped by a cop on the way up here.
Totally freaked me out. What was that

about?

Don't ask. It's a really private matter.

I can't really tell you too many
details, but, um, don't be surprised if

in a little bit of a bad mood. Let me
just warn you. Is she ever in a good

Hi, India.

It's been months. I thought you didn't
want to see me or something.

You're not going to cry, are you?

No. Why?

Because you cried last time I saw you. I
mean, that was part of the reason I

took on your case. I felt bad for you.
So, what is it? Well, you don't have to

worry about that.

I was coming to see if you had any more
news on my case.

New news? I would have called you if I
had something. I told you that three

weeks ago when I talked to you.

Well, what about the suspect that I told
you about?

No, Allie, there's nothing more. I've
been up to my ears in cases much bigger

and way more important than yours. So if
you'd stop following me around like a

lost puppy before I have to send you
back to the pound.

You don't have to be so mean. I was just
asking.

And you have all of my mother's money.

Mean? You think this is mean?

What? Do you need money or something? I
told you not to pay that hospital a

dime. No, I don't need any money. I was
just telling you that I got this letter

about some dark -haired lady that was at
my mother's house the night of her

accident. That's all I was trying to ask
you about. Letter?

Where the hell did this come from?

I don't know. I thought you would.

Hello, ladies.

How's everything today at Lesbian Legal?

Very well, thank you.

I'm trying that again, Samantha. How do
you agree with the Attorney General?

Give me.

Don't rush us, sweetie.

I've heard that you've been a busy
little girl lately.

Lying, stealing, robbing, pimping out
the clientele.

You must be thinking of another law
firm.

You know we run our business
legitimately.

Exactly.

Take me to your boss immediately. I have
several things to discuss with her

right now.

India's a busy lady.

She's booked with clients.

How about we schedule an appointment for
next time?

Peace, sweetheart.

Keep it up, kiss -ass bitch.

You're done here, and you know it.

We're so onto you and your little game.

I wouldn't expect to be employed by the
end of the day.

Love you, too.

How dare you enter my office
unannounced? How dare I? How dare you

ungrateful business in my most
respectful jurisdiction?

Good night. I think it's best that you
hire a new attorney.

But I already transferred all my
mother's accounts over to her. She has

money. Where's your mother? Has she
passed away?

No, she's on my support.

I have this case looking into.

But in the meantime, you must leave. I
promise your money will be returned.

Hallie, what happened? Are you okay?

I just got kicked out of India's office
by some lady that was obviously pissed

off at her.

What's that all about?

Yeah, that's the Attorney General.

Is she in trouble or something?

Most likely. I can't really say.

You're not making me feel any better.
You're actually making me feel sick.

I'm sorry.

I'm just so confused about this letter,
and I'm not hearing from India so long.

Mother, can I see it?

Um, yeah.

Where did you get this?

Um, I don't know.

Um...

I might have some really important
information I need to know.

You?

You're just a receptionist.

I don't know who to believe anymore.

Look, I know you're very upset, but you
can trust me. I really want to help you

with this.

I know you don't trust anyone here now,
but if you could come back, like, after

everyone's gone tonight, I might be able
to share something with you that you

really need to know.

You're kidding me, right?

Do you think I'm naive or something?

Or somebody stupid?

You really think I'm that retarded to
come back here after hours?

Right. I'm just so sick of this. I
just... I don't know what to do. My mom

the money and... Ali.

Georgia?

What's that running out?

Um, India's client?

You know, the one you've been lying to
all this time?

But go to hell.

You don't know shit.

Lying, stealing, pimping. Isn't that
what the Attorney General said?

You know, I heard they made some nice
renovations at the Thornhill Prison.

Hope you get a nice room.

What do you want?

Don't leave, please.

I can help you.

Really? Suddenly, all of a sudden, you
care?

You haven't returned my phone calls.
I've been just kicked out of a meeting

I've been waiting for for weeks. I
understand.

I understand. Just come back inside.

Let's not make your private business
public.

We've had enough of that for one day.

Please.

Why is there no furniture in here?

Um, it's a long story.

Anyway, you don't have to be upset with
India.

She's extremely busy on a high -profile
case right now.

Is that why the Attorney General's in
there?

Um, not exactly.

Um, you know she kicked me out of her
office, right?

Who? India?

No, the Attorney General. If India's in
some kind of trouble, I need to... No,

no trouble.

They're old friends.

Anyway, like I was saying...

I can take over your case for now.

We have a new suspect.

The dark haired girl?

Yeah, how'd you know?

I got this letter.

Who sent this?

I don't know. Is it true though? Is this
like a real suspect in my mother's

case?

Yes, I was getting ready to call and
tell you if you hadn't shown up today.

Okay, do you know who it is?

More or less. We have our investigator
on it.

God, I hope so. I really hope you find
her. I can't take any more of this

waiting. We will.

Of course we will.

You can trust me and India.

We're fighting for you every day.

And we won't give up.

What? I don't trust you. I don't know
what it is, but I just... I have this

feeling that... Allie!

What happened? Where are you going?

Shit.

Must be engaged in theatrics.

Theatrics? You're the one who kicked in
my door and kicked out my client.

You won't mind if I bill you for the
lost work, will you?

We'll be able to bill you when you're in
jail.

I know what you did, India.

I know that you put up this silly little
game.

Obviously, work must be very slow around
here for you to design such a scheme to

hurt me once more.

Oh, cut to the chase, Dia.

Zerba. Ms. Zerba. Say it.

Ms. Zerba.

What kind of crap are you going to throw
at me now?

I know what you fucking did.

I know about Ms. Dale. I checked her
background before I had that interview.

wait. I think she was pretending to
interview me.

Anyway, I saw that videotape and how she
planted it there, and I fucked the tail

off of her.

Did you enjoy the footage?

Did it make you hot? Did it make you
wet? Did you fuck her while watching it?

You must have mental problems.

Why don't you go sell your insanity to
some other pathetic peon?

Cut the dirty games, India.

You know what you did?

You tried to frame me and strip me
from... You tried to strip me from my

my authority, my office, and my career.

You really think you're going to get
away from it?

Admit it!

At least once in your freaking life,
show me a little bit of honesty, and I

might rethink sending you to prison.

I have enough dirt on you and this firm.
Destroy it. You will never practice law

again.

In fact, I'll make sure every penny is
returned from this fraudulent account to

the people that you've ruined and
destroyed.

You're a fucking whore.

You better be honest with me, India.

Tell me the truth!

You're still a fucking whore.

There's nothing.

And I have a confession on tape.

Tell me again.

You're a lost cause, India.

Tell me.

B.

That's where I fucking did it!

Somebody got fucking wet.

Oh, fuck you.

I really don't like this.

Mhm.

I can't.

Oh, my God.

Oh

I need you to use that on me.

I'm going to scream.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, God.

Thank you.

I love you.

Peace.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yes. Yeah.

Yeah.

Hmm.

Oh.

Yeah.

So, how long did your affair with TJ
last?

About... So, how long did your affair
with TJ last?

About six months.

Oh, so it was a brief affair.

Brief?

Six months was a long time.

She wanted sex from me almost every day.

There were weeks when I never left my
bed.

Wow, sounds like a full -time job being
one of her messages.

Must be paying her bills.

Of course. Like you said, it was a full
-time job. I mean...

TJ was insatiable.

That explains why she had so many
mistresses.

How many do you know of?

At least four, but we've been contacted
by ten girls in total.

You're joking, right?

I mean, I knew about Shyla since the car
accident. Everybody knows about her,

but I really didn't think there were any
other girls but just me and her.

Surprise!

I wonder where you stood on her list of
importance.

You have a nice tie to give us?

Hi,

who are you?

I'm Jessica, your new boss.

Boss? I work for India.

Yes, but now you work for me as well.

Really? Well, India didn't say anything
about this.

Well, as you know, she's been busy.

And who is this?

Pri. We're representing her lawsuit
against T .J. Woodruff.

as well as all the other girls in this
case.

Well, it's nice to meet you, too.

I didn't realize there would be so many
other girls.

It's a bit, isn't it?

TJ must have had one amazing pussy.

The head of so many willing whores.

Capri, you don't have to answer that.

Yes, she does.

I need that information.

It's very important to this case.

Case?

Is India having you get involved?

Getting involved?

I'm taking over this case.

You can leave now, Ashley Samantha.

I'm sure India has some violent
breathing at all.

And we can talk later.

So as you just heard, I will be handling
this case, and I'm going to need to

know everything about you, right down to
your bra size.

Are you ready for me, Capri?

I think so.

We're going to win this case.

And when we do, I'm going to take one
lucky whore, I mean, ex -mistress, on a

fancy trip.

What will you do, Capri, to win me?

I don't know.

Well, let's take a look at you.

On your lap?

Why?

Why? Why do I like to represent clients
who ask too many questions?

You need to trust that I'm a
professional?

Now sit.

Now go home and practice that. Do some
yoga.

Work those hips. I like smooth, flowing
hips.

Now go practice that.

You look so familiar.

You know, I don't think so. I think I
just have one of those faces.

You know, let me get a better look at
you. I know I know you.

Uh, we have many things to discuss.

Wait a second.

I think I know where I know her from.

What's your name?

Yeah, just forget it.

You better not be who I think you are,
bitch.

Just let it go.

I hope you feel good about yourself,
used up pussy.

It's my pleasure to be representing you
in your divorce case.

Well, no offense, but I wish I wasn't
meeting you at all.

I wish I didn't even need a divorce
attorney.

I understand.

More than you know.

Well, my plan is to take CJ for all he's
worth.

Good. I deserve every dime for what he's
put me through.

Absolutely. And I have the list of girls
to prove it.

Wait, the list of girls?

Well, you know you're not the only one
who wants a piece of her, right?

Please don't tell me.

Who else are you representing in this
case?

Well, you in this case, of course, but I
also have several other young women

who've come out.

No, you're not.

Don't even tell me you're going to
represent all the other businesses you

with. Don't.

I didn't think this was going to be an
issue. I mean, you are my number one

client in this situation, of course.

What I was referring to was... Who?

What are their names, India?

Which business think they deserve a
piece of CJ?

Well, I can't reveal their names at this
time.

Hi, Georgia. How are you today?

I'm great.

Good to see you again. How are you?

I'm good. I'm good. Is A .B. in?

Um, no. Why? Do you have an appointment?

No, but it's kind of important.

Can you give her a call and ask her to
come in? Or better yet, meet me

but not in public because I have some
photographers out there.

I'm sorry, Ms. Woodruff. A .B.'s out on
a book signing tour right now.

A what?

I mean, I knew she was doing a book,
but... Yeah, I mean, it's already

published.

She didn't give you a copy? I mean,
she's gone.

No, but anyway, can you call her and let
her know that it's an emergency?

Um, I can call her, but I'm pretty sure
she's out of town and isn't able to see

you.

Then why did you even tell me at all?
Tell me your name.

Please don't shout at me. I'm on your
side.

I'm the one who's going to win this
case.

Look,

Devin, don't pay any attention to that.
Let's get back to the details of your

case.

Wait, so I'm going through this divorce
right now. That's probably the ugliest

that the world has ever seen. And my
lawyer is gone out of town on a book

signing. Whore.

Tell me.

I don't know what to do.

I was like, don't look at you. What
would Georgia do?

Because right now I'm going out of my
mind, you know? And I need you to get

girl on the line somewhere, somehow, you
know, or whatever.

That is PJ.

What the hell is she doing here?

Devin, let's not worry about it.

I have that bitch of a wife of mine. I
can't believe it.

Devin?

You better turn right back around and
walk out that door before I call the

on you again.

Leaving? You're the one following me.

You were hiding in that office, ready to
jump out here and start a fight. How do

you even know I was going to be here?

Me? I didn't.

Meet my divorce attorney, India.

She's representing you?

See, I didn't even know you were seeing
a lawyer.

What'd you expect me to do?

Forgive you?

Change my mind about divorcing your
cheating ass?

Yes, I did.

Not after you've rubbed your pussy on
all those other bitches.

Whatever. Please move to a private room
and work this out.

No, I'm here to see Avey.

Avey? You have an affair with her too?
She's my attorney.

She's my legal protection against you.

Good.

I'm glad there's witnesses here to see
that this time.

So now I have something to use against
you in the court of law.

You wouldn't be able to keep up your
little innocent exterior.

pretending to be the suffering wife.

So now people will really know what
you're all about.

Yes, yes.

Georgia, hold my call.

Samantha, let's take these two ladies to
the time -out room.

So, what do you have to say for
yourself?

I've been calling you.

I've been trying to talk to you for a
week.

Why haven't you been returning my call?

Because I have nothing more to say.

You cheated on me, TJ, repeatedly.

With...

Thousands of women.

For years.

This relationship's over.

Divorce is the only way.

It's not over till it's over.

You know that.

You still love me.

You know you do.

I will always love you, TJ.

But you hurt me bad.

You humiliated me in front of the world.

I know I was wrong.

But I want my family back.

I don't want a divorce.

I can change.

I promise.

You lied, TJ.

You lied to everyone.

You can't win every game you play.

This trophy is no longer yours.

But you're going to always be mine.

I will scream rape. Don't you dare.

Now, fuck, TJ. I mean it. Don't you
dare.

Scream because you know I'm not.

So you're going to scream again?

You're going to call the police like you
did at the house?

You had an accident, TJ, right in front
of our house.

With the nanny.

That Shiloh.

I should have never hired her.

I told you it was over.

That car accident was a sign of my
cheating days are being over.

Baby, look, I've changed.

I promise.

You're a lying piece of...

Thank you.

you

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