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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:05,334 ♪ With a laugh and a dance ♪ 2 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:12,341 ♪ Mine's a life to entrance ♪ 3 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:27,356 ♪ Not a thought not a care with a heart debonaire ♪ 4 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:30,734 ♪ I am free as the sea ♪ 5 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:34,488 ♪ Like the lark who at dawn bids the darkness begone ♪ 6 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:38,033 ♪ Do I sing merrily ♪ 7 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:41,662 ♪ With a laugh and a dance mine's a life to entrance ♪ 8 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:45,374 ♪ For I know naught but glee ♪ 9 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:49,044 ♪ And the word that I bring and the theme that I sing ♪ 10 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:53,340 ♪ ls a song of a heart that's free ♪ 11 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:59,846 ♪ Ah then let music ring ♪ 12 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:07,062 ♪ While sweet voices sing ♪ 13 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:14,861 ♪ Pleasure is mine ♪ 14 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:18,824 ♪ Echoes repeating measures entreating ♪ 15 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:23,912 ♪ Song of a heart light and free ♪ 16 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:27,874 ♪ Laughing all the day chaffing cares away ♪ 17 00:03:27,999 --> 00:03:29,793 ♪ Hear my roundelay ♪ 18 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:44,975 ♪ Not a thought not a care with a heart debonaire ♪ 19 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:49,354 ♪ I am free as the sea ♪ 20 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:52,858 ♪ Like the lark who at dawn bids the darkness begone ♪ 21 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:56,987 ♪ Do I sing merrily ♪ 22 00:03:57,112 --> 00:04:00,407 ♪ With a laugh and a dance mine's a life to entrance ♪ 23 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:04,202 ♪ For I know naught but glee ♪ 24 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:07,956 ♪ And the word that I bring and the theme that I sing ♪ 25 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:13,628 ♪ ls the song of a heart ♪ 26 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:19,468 ♪ That's free ♪♪ 27 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:36,902 Uh, better play the short version, papa. 28 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:39,154 Mama's in a hurry. 29 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:42,115 "The Light Cavalry Overture." 30 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:55,128 Patti, get your valise, dear. 31 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:57,297 We'll have to rush or we're going to miss the boat. 32 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:58,757 I want to miss the boat. 33 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:00,300 Mother, why do we always have to go 34 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:02,093 to Kissamee In The Catskills? 35 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:03,762 I hate Kissamee In The Catskills. 36 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:06,056 Oh, nonsense. Last year you loved it. 37 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:09,059 - Last year I was a child. - And you're still a child. 38 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:11,812 Even if you sit up half the night lengthening your dresses. 39 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:14,481 But I was 17 last week. 40 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:18,276 You may treat me like a baby, but inside, I'm a woman. 41 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:21,696 Now, Patti, I want no trouble with you this summer. 42 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:25,116 You're not interested in boys and I want you to stay that way. 43 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:27,577 Now when you're 18, we'll have a little talk and-- 44 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:29,037 Eighteen? 45 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,081 Why, mother, that's almost a whole year away. 46 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:33,375 How will I ever get through this summer? 47 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,126 I'm gonna be a misfit all summer long. 48 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:37,879 Now that's enough. Finish your packing and change your clothes. 49 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:39,798 And I don't want to hear one other word 50 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:41,883 about Kissamee In The Catskills. 51 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:46,972 Remind me to shorten that dress. 52 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,475 'Mr. Hibbs is here with the carriage, mama.' 53 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:54,354 Hi, Mr. Hibbs. Hi, Nettie. Hi, Hettie. 54 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:57,482 Come on up for the baggages, Mr. Hibbs. 55 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:02,988 - Oh, boys, close your valise. - We can't. They're too full. 56 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:04,656 Have Melba sit on it. 57 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:07,200 - You gotta sit on our valise. - Why? 58 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:09,953 Because you got the biggest sitter. 59 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:12,289 Besides, mama said. 60 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:17,752 A female woman is supposed to have hips. 61 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,799 Sit harder, Melba. 62 00:06:30,599 --> 00:06:32,058 Put on your hats and coats. 63 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:34,436 Do I have to sit on Patti's lap this year, mama? 64 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:36,813 Can I take Delilah along? 65 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:40,191 Oh, he was supposed to play the short version. 66 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:41,526 Yes, you do. No, you can't. 67 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:44,029 Only Sissies sit on girl's laps. 68 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:46,406 Come in, Mr. Hibbs. 69 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:48,617 Who's going to give Delilah her bath? 70 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,327 Maggie will be stopping by every morning. 71 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:53,121 You're allowed more time this year, Miss Robinson. 72 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:55,498 Nettie and Hettie ain't what they used to be. 73 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:58,043 But Delilah doesn't like Maggie. 74 00:06:58,168 --> 00:06:59,878 Why can't Patti sit on my lap? 75 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:02,005 Folks never leave enough time. 76 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,549 'Can I take Delilah as far as the boat?' 77 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:06,259 She's never seen the Hudson River. 78 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:08,845 Alright. Mr. Hibbs can bring her back with him. 79 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:10,931 Oh, mother, really. You'd think we were Gypsies. 80 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:12,974 - That's it. - Oh, don't be silly. 81 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:14,643 It is. 82 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:17,312 Come on, children. Be sure you have everything now. 83 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,273 Take father's coat, bring Delilah and we're off. 84 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:24,527 Off for two glorious weeks at Kissamee In The Catskills. 85 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:40,251 Young man, I'm not paying you ten cents a day 86 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:41,711 to gawk into a well. 87 00:07:41,836 --> 00:07:43,713 I wasn't gawking. There's a frog in there. 88 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:45,048 Shh! 89 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:47,050 Fish it out after dark. 90 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:48,593 Now get up here and carry the Schusters' bags in. 91 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:50,261 They're still on the front stoop. 92 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:52,055 Well, papa, the Surrey's gonna be here any minute. 93 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:54,182 Oh, what's the Surrey got to do with it? 94 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,476 Papa, the Robinsons will be on it. 95 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:58,103 Oh, Robinsons or no Robinsons 96 00:07:58,228 --> 00:08:00,563 get up here and carry these bags in. 97 00:08:15,286 --> 00:08:17,038 Welcome home. Why, Mrs. Robinson 98 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:18,707 you're looking as young as your daughters. 99 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:21,126 - Hello, Mr. Robinson. - Hello, Finlay. It's hot. 100 00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:23,712 Billy. Billy Finlay. 101 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,759 Gosh, he's grown a foot. 102 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:33,096 Hello, Patti. Gosh, you look wonderful. 103 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:34,431 So do you, Billy. 104 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:36,766 Can I help you? Can I take your bag? 105 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:38,893 - Thank you. - Here's mine. 106 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:41,021 What's the matter? Your arm broken? 107 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:46,234 I suppose we have our same old rooms? 108 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,611 Oh, no, better ones. You're up in 23 this year. 109 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:50,447 Old Mrs. Hochstatter finally died. 110 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:53,074 - In our bed? - No, in Hoboken. 111 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:55,744 Patti, how about a walk before supper? 112 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:58,872 I mean, after supper. I mean, how about a walk? 113 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:02,000 - I have an engagement, Billy. - Already? 114 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:05,795 - Oh. - What's wrong with his pants? 115 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,214 Gee, can I help it if my father won't let me have longies 116 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:09,632 for another year? 117 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:12,635 Poor boy. Parents are so trying. 118 00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:15,764 Patti, how about walking to the post office 119 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,348 with me tomorrow, maybe? 120 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:20,560 Sorry. I'm not expecting any mail, Billy. 121 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:25,732 Golly, last summer, she was fun. 122 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:28,318 - What's got into her, anyway? - Old age. 123 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:31,279 She thinks she's 18 and she knows you're only 16. 124 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:34,365 Well, can I help it? Besides, I look older. 125 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:37,202 I know. And I don't mind a bit. 126 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,960 Be sure to scrub out this basin, girls. 127 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:49,089 And remember, there are other people in the world. 128 00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:50,715 Don't stay in the bathroom forever. 129 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,175 - Yes, mom. - 'Katie!' 130 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,844 Who put this feather snake in my suitcase? 131 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:56,554 My new jacket's covered with whiskers. 132 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:59,557 Now, Horatio, don't get excited. 133 00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:04,771 - Must be the molting season. - Yes. Well, I won't have it. 134 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,525 Come in. 135 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:12,570 - Valerie. - Patti. 136 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:15,198 - Oh! - I just heard you got in. 137 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,742 A whole year and how you've changed. 138 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,786 Why, you're pretty. 139 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:22,497 Melba hasn't changed a bit. 140 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:25,583 We followed your tour in the papers. 141 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:27,794 Oh, that. Well, after one's been on the stage 142 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:30,839 since one was six, why, one tour is just like another. 143 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,633 Oh, but with John Barrymore. 144 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,051 Let me touch you. 145 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:37,470 Well, yes, he was rather nice. 146 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:41,391 - Did you have a scene with him? - Well, no, not exactly. 147 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:44,978 Um, you see, I die... 148 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,771 in the prologue. 149 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,481 Someone in the audience shoot you? 150 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:49,983 Melba. 151 00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:51,985 You know, Patti, I've got oodles to tell you 152 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,862 but it's all going to have to keep until big ears 153 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,989 with hair bows aren't around. 154 00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:58,324 Um, Melba dear, why don't you go and see 155 00:10:58,449 --> 00:10:59,951 'what we're going to have for dinner?' 156 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:01,035 I already know. 157 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,246 Sauerkraut and pigs' knuckles. 158 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,957 Oh, Patti, mother's still playing whist. 159 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:08,585 Be a sport and tighten me up, will you? 160 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,504 About 18 inches. 161 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:13,840 Oh, it's, it's beautiful. 162 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:16,301 It's the La Belle Mode For Young Misses. 163 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:19,804 - Mm. Is that alright? - Oh, a little tighter, dear. 164 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:22,473 I can still take a deep breath. 165 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:24,893 They wear the same thing in the looney house. 166 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,520 Only they call 'em straitjackets. 167 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:31,316 They do give you such a wonderful feeling, don't they? 168 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,902 Yes, wonderful. 169 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,528 How would you know? 170 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:39,032 Melba, would you ask Mr. Finlay what night we take our baths? 171 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:41,951 I already know. Thursday, 7:00 am. 172 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,078 Oh, we have Saturday night. 173 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,581 But then, of course, we have a more expensive room. 174 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,208 Are there any new people here this year? 175 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,752 Oh, not a soul. Talk about the man shortage. 176 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,671 Why, I just may have to ask one of your brothers for a date. 177 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:57,800 - Oh, is it that desperate? - Oh, it's indescribable. 178 00:11:58,176 --> 00:11:59,969 Of course, it's not so awful for you. 179 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:02,847 You're not eligible for the older set. 180 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:05,975 Well, I, I'm almost 18. 181 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,894 Yeah, in 11 months. 182 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:09,395 Will you please go downstairs? 183 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:12,440 Oh, Patti darling, I know just how you feel. 184 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:16,736 That old unwritten law. 17 just can't go with 18. 185 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:19,030 It, it doesn't seem fair. 186 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:22,200 But when you're in the older set why, then you'll understand. 187 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:26,371 If you ask me, some people are just afraid of competition. 188 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,915 Melba dear, why don't you go downstairs 189 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,501 and help Billy Finlay set the tables? 190 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:34,212 I think I Will. 191 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,798 Oh, I have the most won... 192 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,393 Isn't he dashing? 193 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,646 'Who do you suppose he is?' 194 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,691 He must be related to that Mrs. Armendez from Cuba. 195 00:12:56,734 --> 00:13:00,530 Oh, well, I, uh, guess I'd better be running along. 196 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,448 I mustn't keep my mother waiting. 197 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:05,535 Uh, thanks for lacing me, darling. 198 00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:11,416 - What are you gonna wear? - Oh, I don't know. 199 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,836 Oh, what are the Cuban colors? 200 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:17,255 Three blue stripes on white with a red triangle. 201 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,258 But you're too skinny for stripes. 202 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,176 You don't look good in red. 203 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,350 - Some more water, Patti? - No, thank you. 204 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:32,270 - I'd love some. - Melba, that makes five. 205 00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:35,857 - The dam will go any minute. - Mama said a bad word. 206 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:38,901 Go swimming with me tomorrow, Patti? 207 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:41,779 Oh, I really can't say, Billy. 208 00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:44,741 - Next day? - I'll have to let you know. 209 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,659 I can go both days. 210 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,257 What are they staring at? 211 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:02,884 My new dress. 212 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:06,346 Right this way, Señor Armendez. 213 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,727 Thank you. 214 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:21,444 - 'Patti, close your mouth.' - Oh. 215 00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:30,119 That mustache does nothin' for you. 216 00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:32,372 - 'Wipe your lip, dear.' - Oh. 217 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,208 Careful, you'll blow crumbs in papa's lap. 218 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,752 - Oh, papa, I'm sorry. - Oh, no, no, no. 219 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,420 No, it's ashes. What's the matter with that girl? 220 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:42,924 It's that new Cuban. Ouch! That's my sore ankle. 221 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,759 Now, papa, ashes are good for moss. 222 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,969 Well, I don't like moss. Why should I be good to them? 223 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,514 What new Cuban? 224 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:52,392 Oh, papa, please. He's, he's right behind you. 225 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,936 Hm? Oh, so that's it, eh? 226 00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,566 Oh, what, what's so extraordinary about him? 227 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,610 You'd think he had two heads. 228 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,987 I was much more attractive when I was his age. 229 00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:07,115 - Wasn't I, mama? - Yes, papa, much. 230 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,158 Mama, may I, please, be excused? 231 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:10,451 You haven't touched your tapioca-- 232 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,869 - I'll eat it. - I'll eat it. 233 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,913 Quiet, children. Very well, Patti. 234 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:16,165 - Thank you. - Elbows off the table, dear. 235 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:22,338 Oh, I'm sorr... Ooh! Ow! 236 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:25,758 - Oh, Patti. Gee, I'm sorry. - Oh, gosh, tapioca. 237 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,219 With raisins. 238 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:32,181 Oh! Oh, no, dear. 239 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,808 Get back to the kitchen, young man. 240 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,435 A regrettable accident, regrettable. 241 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,770 It won't happen again, I assure you. 242 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,903 That poor child. 243 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:56,956 ♪ Like the roses need their fragrance ♪ 244 00:15:57,081 --> 00:16:01,377 ♪ Like a sweetheart needs a kiss ♪ 245 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,962 ♪ A kiss ♪ 246 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:08,676 ♪ Like the summer needs the sunshine ♪ 247 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:13,264 ♪ Like a laddie needs a miss ♪ 248 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:15,016 ♪ A miss ♪ 249 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:20,646 ♪ Like a broken heart needs gladness ♪ 250 00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:24,734 ♪ Like the flowers need the dew ♪ 251 00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,736 ♪ Need the dew ♪ 252 00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:33,284 ♪ Like a baby needs its mother ♪ 253 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:36,954 ♪ That's how I'll need you ♪ 254 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:42,376 ♪ Howl need you-u-u... ♪ 255 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,754 - Oh! - What did you expect? Caruso? 256 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:14,700 ♪ That's how I need you ♪♪ 257 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:15,993 Patti! 258 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,206 Is your head alright? 259 00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:21,874 You sure dented my tray. 260 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,668 He isn't in here, is he? 261 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:25,253 With us kids? 262 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,755 Hey, Patti, come on. Let's have "The Oceana Roll." 263 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,465 Yeah, Patti, sing "The Oceana Roll." 264 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:30,967 - Yeah, come on, Patti. - Come on, Patti. 265 00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:37,723 ♪ Billy McCoy was a musical boy ♪ 266 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:40,726 ♪ On the cruiser Alabama he was there with the piana ♪ 267 00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,729 ♪ Like a fish down in the sea ♪ 268 00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:46,857 ♪ Oh when he rattled off some harmony ♪ 269 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:49,777 ♪ Every night upon the ocean he would get that raggy notion ♪ 270 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:53,406 ♪ Start that syncopated motion lovingly ♪ 271 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:56,200 ♪ No one could sleep way out there in the deep ♪ 272 00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,869 ♪ When Billy cut loose out at sea ♪ 273 00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:02,331 ♪ Each fish and worm begins to twist and squirm ♪ 274 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:05,042 ♪ The ship starts in to dip and does a corkscrew turn ♪ 275 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:08,421 ♪ You see that smoke so black sneak from that old smokestack ♪ 276 00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:11,090 ♪ It's floatin' right to heaven and it won't come back ♪ 277 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:14,427 ♪ Now here and there you'll see a stool and chair ♪ 278 00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:17,054 ♪ A-slippin' round the cabin shouting I don't care ♪ 279 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,681 ♪ And then the hammock starts a-swingin' ♪ 280 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,349 ♪ And the bell begins a-ringin' ♪ 281 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,393 ♪ While we're sittin' at that piana ♪ 282 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:26,272 ♪ There on the Alabama playin' the Oceana Roll ♪ 283 00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:29,609 ♪ Each fish and worm begins to twist and squirm ♪ 284 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:32,153 ♪ The ship starts in to dip and does a corkscrew turn ♪ 285 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:35,740 ♪ You see that smoke so black sneak from that old smokestack ♪ 286 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:38,367 ♪ It's floating right to heaven and it won't came back ♪ 287 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:41,912 ♪ Now here and there you'll see a stool and chair ♪ 288 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:44,707 ♪ A-slippin' round the cabin shouting I don't care ♪ 289 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:46,334 ♪ And then the hammock starts a-swingin' ♪ 290 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,002 ♪ And the bell begins a-ringin' ♪ 291 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,920 ♪ While we're sittin' at that piana ♪ 292 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:53,841 ♪ There on the Alabama playin' the Oceana Roll ♪ 293 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:57,428 ♪ Every time he sits down at the piano stool ♪ 294 00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:00,514 ♪ People start a-shoutin' you're a playin' fool ♪ 295 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,809 ♪ 'Cause he is the master of the razzmatazz ♪ 296 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:06,729 ♪ He's known to everyone as Mr. Jazz ♪ 297 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:09,857 ♪ When he gets a goin' with a real hot break ♪ 298 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,234 ♪ Even Davy Jones begins to shim and shake ♪ 299 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,738 ♪ Oh brother you'll declare hey he's a bear ♪ 300 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:18,324 ♪ What a lot of music he can make ♪ 301 00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:20,159 ♪ So listen here ♪ ♪ So listen here ♪ 302 00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:21,827 ♪ And lend an ear ♪ ♪ And lend an ear ♪ 303 00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:23,287 ♪ So listen here and lend an ear ♪ 304 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,081 ♪ And lend an ear ♪ 305 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:28,000 ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪ 306 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,670 ♪ A-slippin' round the cabin shouting I don't care ♪ 307 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,505 ♪ And then the hammock starts a-swingin' ♪ 308 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,173 ♪ And the bell begins a-ringin' ♪ 309 00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:36,467 ♪ While we're sitting at that piana ♪ 310 00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,387 ♪ There on the Alabama ♪ 311 00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:46,018 ♪ Playing the Oceana Roll ♪ 312 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:50,856 ♪ Aah ♪♪ 313 00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:00,116 I'll see you all later. 314 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,034 - Patti. - Thank you. 315 00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:03,869 Oh, Val, wasn't it awful 316 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,496 what happened in the dining room? 317 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,915 You poor dear. What a dreadful impression to make. 318 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,292 I can never look him in the face again. 319 00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:13,170 But I suppose I'll have to when I apologize. 320 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,881 Well, if I were you, I'd keep out of his way for a while. 321 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:18,467 - He was quite upset. - You've met him? 322 00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:21,595 Well, naturally. He asked to be presented to me. 323 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,724 - Oh, Val, what's he like? - Oh, very adult. 324 00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,475 Beautiful manners. A gentleman. 325 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,395 Oh, a gentleman. 326 00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:31,814 I've never met one. 327 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:37,361 Patti, I've got wonderful news for you. 328 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,321 Eddie Gavin doesn't have a girl this year. 329 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:40,990 I believe he's available. 330 00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:43,576 Oh, him? He's always available. 331 00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,828 Well, I wouldn't be too hasty if I were you. 332 00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:49,248 You know, a clever woman can always mold a man. 333 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:52,209 No, thank you. He's moldy enough. 334 00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,508 Oh, dear. 335 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:03,137 - Señor Armendez. - Excuse me a moment, please. 336 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,022 Miss Robinson? 337 00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:15,232 - I've been looking for you. - For me? 338 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,109 Everywhere. But you had vanished. 339 00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:18,819 I wanted to return your fan 340 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,030 and to reassure you about the little accident. 341 00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:22,281 Oh, but it wasn't an accident. 342 00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:23,699 You mean, you did it on purpose? 343 00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:26,744 Oh, no. I mean, it was all my fault. 344 00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:28,245 I stooped when I shouldn't have stooped. 345 00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:30,080 Oh, no, on the contrary, it was my fault. 346 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,707 I bent when I shouldn't have bent. 347 00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:34,126 - Oh, no, mine. I stooped when-- - Nonsense, mine. I bent. 348 00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:35,419 - Stooped. - Bent. 349 00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:36,629 - No, really-- - No, please. 350 00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:37,922 It's forgotten, yes? 351 00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:41,091 Oh, well, thank you very much. 352 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:45,095 Oh, uh, but I did spoil your jacket and your dessert. 353 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:47,598 You know, Mr. Finlay only allows one helping. 354 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:51,560 Well, I'll tell you a secret. I detest tapioca. 355 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,229 Me too. 356 00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:56,774 I'd much rather have one of your American ice cream sodas. 357 00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,693 Well, there's an ice cream parlor in the village. 358 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:00,903 - Oh? - Yes. 359 00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,822 You just go down this road 360 00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:05,074 turn left at the knife, I mean, at the fork 361 00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:07,034 and then you turn right, I mean, left-- 362 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,411 Well, maybe, maybe you'd better show me the way, huh? 363 00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:11,705 Shall we take a little stroll? 364 00:22:12,623 --> 00:22:14,208 - Now? - Yes. 365 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,417 The two of us? 366 00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:16,794 Unless you'd like to ask someone else. 367 00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:19,463 - Oh, no. - Well, fine, fine. 368 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:23,300 We will toast our meeting with a soda. 369 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,719 - Strawberry. - Well, hello, you two. 370 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,472 - I didn't know you had met. - Oh, we're old friends. 371 00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:30,307 - We're going to have a soda. - Strawberry. 372 00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:31,725 I'd love one. 373 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:34,728 - Would you like to join us? - I'd adore to. 374 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,273 Heavenly night for a stroll. 375 00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:39,650 Patti, isn't it rather late for you? 376 00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:42,695 - I-I don't know what you mean. - Oh, Patti. 377 00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:44,822 Hello, Valerie. Good evening, Mr. Armendez. 378 00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:46,448 - Good evening. - Bad news, darling. 379 00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:47,575 Time for bed. 380 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,702 But, mama, I'm not tired. 381 00:22:49,827 --> 00:22:51,120 Nevertheless, you need your rest. 382 00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:53,956 Growing girls, you know. Come along, dear. 383 00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:56,125 Now isn't that just like a mother? 384 00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:57,751 I'm so sorry. 385 00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:00,170 We'll do it some other time. That's a promise. 386 00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:02,882 Goodnight, senorita. Buenas noches. 387 00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:04,592 Goodnight. 388 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:23,861 My, don't they make a nice couple? 389 00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:27,197 He asked me first. 390 00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:31,160 Oh, now, Patti, don't, don't you go getting ideas. 391 00:23:31,285 --> 00:23:33,495 He's much too old for you. 392 00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:35,664 You've got plenty of time. 393 00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:38,500 Not on a two weeks' vacation, I haven't. 394 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:50,220 Now don't run, children, and watch out for the poison ivy. 395 00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:51,555 What's it look like? 396 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,182 It's a shiny green leaf with three forks. 397 00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:55,559 - Anybody knows that. - Like this? 398 00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:57,186 McCormick, drop that. 399 00:23:57,311 --> 00:23:59,647 Mac's gonna get poison ivy. 400 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,690 If I do, I'll give it to you. 401 00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:05,027 That's enough. I forbid either one of you to get it. 402 00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:08,072 Oh, Patti. Hurry along, dear. 403 00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:14,536 Children, be sure you stay over on the children's side 404 00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:17,081 and don't get out where it's deep, will you? Now run along. 405 00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:18,415 Okay. 406 00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:21,961 Take a squint at the potato sack. 407 00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:25,589 Where did you get that suit? 408 00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:33,931 Oh! 409 00:24:34,056 --> 00:24:35,808 Why don't you watch Where you're going? 410 00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:37,810 - Castle buster. - I'm sorry, Mac. 411 00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:39,687 I'll help you build another. 412 00:24:40,354 --> 00:24:42,106 What's the matter? 413 00:24:42,231 --> 00:24:45,109 - Look at me. - Yeah, pretty awful. 414 00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:47,861 If I were you, I wouldn't let anybody see me. 415 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:50,698 Hi, Patti. Don't go away. I'll be right back. 416 00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,408 Hello, Melba. 417 00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:56,829 On second thought, Patti, an older woman like you 418 00:24:56,954 --> 00:24:58,372 ought to be with the grownups. 419 00:24:58,497 --> 00:24:59,832 Why don't you stand up for your rights 420 00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:01,959 and go on back there? 421 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:06,630 Quick. Cover me with sand. 422 00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:09,216 - Bury me or something. - Come on, Mac. 423 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:10,801 What's the matter? Is she dead? 424 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:13,721 - She will be if he sees her. - Hurry up. 425 00:25:15,097 --> 00:25:17,016 Havana must be simply beautiful. 426 00:25:17,141 --> 00:25:18,058 Mm-hm. 427 00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:19,351 Not that. 428 00:25:22,438 --> 00:25:23,522 Hello, children. 429 00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:25,441 - What are you playing, huh? - Funeral. 430 00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:28,110 Yeah, we just buried a dead fish. 431 00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:30,070 Is that, uh, Morro Castle? 432 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:31,989 No, Robinson's Castle. 433 00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:33,907 Oh, are you Patti Robinson's brother? 434 00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:35,034 'Yeah.' 435 00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:36,827 Where does she hide herself, huh? 436 00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:39,830 Oh, under pails, boxes, almost anything. 437 00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:41,623 Well, when you find her, tell her 438 00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:44,585 that the strawberry sodas are wonderful, will you? 439 00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:47,546 Come along, Demi. Horrible child. 440 00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:49,631 Oh, no. I think she's very amusing. 441 00:25:49,757 --> 00:25:51,633 They're a very charming family. 442 00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:54,845 Did you hear that? I'm horrible. 443 00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:57,639 The family's charming. The sodas are wonderful. 444 00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:00,476 Shall we take a dip? 445 00:26:00,601 --> 00:26:02,061 If you'll promise to protect me. 446 00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:03,896 Why, Valerie, you disappoint me. 447 00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:07,066 I had hoped to find you independent, self-reliant. 448 00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:09,651 All the qualities I admire in American women. 449 00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:12,112 Oh? 450 00:26:13,447 --> 00:26:14,823 Well... 451 00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:20,245 Hey, look! 452 00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:23,040 Lady Godiva. 453 00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:32,549 Hey, Melba, where's Patti? 454 00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:36,178 I haven't the faintest idea. 455 00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:37,930 'Billy, wait for me.' 456 00:26:39,223 --> 00:26:42,142 'Help, Melba! Melba, Mac!' 457 00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:43,811 'Oh, please, kids.' 458 00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:45,729 'Come get me out of here. Melba!' 459 00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:48,816 - Uh, Patti, where are you? - 'Yes, papa, I'm down here.' 460 00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:51,401 - Down where? - 'Oh! Oh, hurry, papa.' 461 00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:54,446 'Under a pail. Come on, papa, hurry.' 462 00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:56,323 - Pail? What, uh, uh... - 'Please, hurry.' 463 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,033 'Please, I can't stand it any longer.' 464 00:26:58,158 --> 00:26:59,618 Oh! 465 00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:03,497 Help, help, help, papa. Get me out of here, please! 466 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:04,998 Why, Patti, what, what are you doing there? 467 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:06,542 You come out of there this minute. 468 00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:08,544 - You, you could be drowned. - I wanna drown. 469 00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:09,837 And when I do, I hope my bathing suit 470 00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:11,588 washes up right at mama's feet. 471 00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:13,382 What's the matter with your bathing suit? 472 00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:14,675 Has it, has it got a hole in it? 473 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,510 Oh, papa, everything. 474 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,428 All the other girls are dressed like young ladies 475 00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:21,223 and, and I'm kept like an orphan. An infant. 476 00:27:21,348 --> 00:27:23,725 The way mama treats me, you'd think I'd still be in diapers. 477 00:27:23,851 --> 00:27:26,436 Now, Patti, I'm sure your mama knows what's good for you. 478 00:27:26,562 --> 00:27:28,230 Is it good for me to be a laughing stock? 479 00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:30,732 An, an object of ridicule? A, a potato sack? 480 00:27:30,858 --> 00:27:33,694 Oh, my dear child, it can't be as bad as the... 481 00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:35,821 Oh, my, yes, yes, it can. 482 00:27:35,946 --> 00:27:38,657 Oh, you poor little thing. Here, put this on. 483 00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:42,744 Cover yourself up and I'll, uh, I'll be right back. 484 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:44,413 Thank you, papa. 485 00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:47,416 Katie, I wanna talk to you. 486 00:27:47,541 --> 00:27:49,751 Look, papa, the lifeguard's teaching me to swim. 487 00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:51,545 Yes, so I notice. I'll finish the lesson. 488 00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:54,047 - Thank you very much. - A pleasure, sir. 489 00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:56,508 Katie, you've got to buy Patti a bathing suit. 490 00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:58,051 - She has a bathing suit. - Look out. 491 00:27:58,177 --> 00:27:59,803 - Look out, Katie. - Hold my chin up. 492 00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:01,680 You call that a bathing suit? That's a potato sack. 493 00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:04,057 My daughter is not a potato. 494 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:06,143 Your daughter? If I remember correctly 495 00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:08,228 I have a little something to do with that. 496 00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:10,147 Now, Katie... Look-look out, Katie. 497 00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:12,316 What do you want her to do? Go around flaunting herself 498 00:28:12,441 --> 00:28:13,609 like that silly Valerie? 499 00:28:13,734 --> 00:28:15,235 Great heavens, no, but I, I don't-- 500 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,279 I suppose I ought to put her hair up. 501 00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:19,198 Pull in her waist. 502 00:28:19,323 --> 00:28:21,283 - Pad her hips. - Look out, look out. 503 00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:23,827 And then the first thing you know some silly young man 504 00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:25,495 will come along and want to marry her. 505 00:28:25,621 --> 00:28:27,497 - Is that what you want? - Good heavens, no. 506 00:28:27,623 --> 00:28:29,708 She's just a child. She's a baby. She's, uh... 507 00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:32,711 Katie, you're a smart woman. 508 00:28:32,836 --> 00:28:34,838 You know what's best for our girl. 509 00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:37,049 I'm gonna leave Patti entirely to you. 510 00:28:37,174 --> 00:28:39,134 Oh, but look here, Katie, couldn't you possibly find 511 00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:40,719 a bathing suit for her that's 512 00:28:40,844 --> 00:28:42,888 that's maybe a little bit in between? 513 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:47,267 That's a girl, Katie. Say, you're doing fine. 514 00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:50,187 Come on around here now. That's the stuff. 515 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:55,859 ♪ Aha daba daba daba daba daba daba ♪ 516 00:28:55,984 --> 00:28:58,612 ♪ Means monk I love but you ♪ 517 00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:03,575 ♪ Aba daba dab in monkey talk means chimp I love you too ♪ 518 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:06,620 ♪ Then the big baboon one night in June ♪ 519 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,956 ♪ He married them and very soon ♪ 520 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:14,461 ♪ They went upon their aba daba honeymoon ♪ 521 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:19,675 ♪ Way down in the Congo land lived a happy chimpanzee ♪ 522 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:23,679 ♪ She loved a monkey with a long tail ♪ 523 00:29:23,804 --> 00:29:25,347 ♪ Lordy how she loved him ♪ 524 00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:27,224 ♪ Each night he would find her there ♪ 525 00:29:27,349 --> 00:29:29,726 ♪ Swingin' in the coconut tree ♪ 526 00:29:29,851 --> 00:29:32,396 ♪ And the monkey gay at the break of day ♪ 527 00:29:32,521 --> 00:29:35,232 ♪ Loved to hear his chimpie say ♪ 528 00:29:35,357 --> 00:29:37,609 ♪ Aba daba daba daba daba daba daba ♪ 529 00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:40,570 ♪ Said the chimpie to the monk ♪ 530 00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:42,906 ♪ Aba daba daba daba daba daba daba ♪ 531 00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:45,659 ♪ Said the monkey to the chimp ♪ 532 00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:48,245 ♪ All night long they'd chatter away ♪ 533 00:29:48,370 --> 00:29:50,998 ♪ All day long they were happy and gay ♪ 534 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:56,044 ♪ Swingin' and singin' in a honky-tonky way ♪ 535 00:29:56,169 --> 00:29:58,505 ♪ Aba daba daba daba daba daba daba ♪ 536 00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:00,966 ♪ Means monk I love but you ♪ 537 00:30:01,091 --> 00:30:06,054 ♪ Aba daba daba in monkey talk means chimp I love you too ♪ 538 00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:09,016 ♪ Then the big baboon one night in June ♪ 539 00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:11,560 ♪ He married them and very soon ♪ 540 00:30:11,685 --> 00:30:16,606 ♪ They went upon their aba daba honeymoon ♪ 541 00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:24,948 ♪ Aba daba daba daba daba daba dab ♪ 542 00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:26,658 ♪ Said the chimpie to the monk ♪ 543 00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:28,285 ♪ Aba daba daba daba daba daba daba ♪ 544 00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:29,828 ♪ Said the monkey to the chimp ♪ 545 00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:31,538 ♪ All night long they'd chatter away ♪ 546 00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:33,373 ♪ All day long there were happy and gay ♪ 547 00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:34,791 ♪ Swingin' and singin' ♪ 548 00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:36,418 ♪ In a honky-tonky way ♪ 549 00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:37,961 ♪ Aba daba daba daba daba daba daba ♪ 550 00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:39,796 ♪ Means monk I love but you ♪ 551 00:30:39,921 --> 00:30:41,340 ♪ Aba daba dab in monkey talk ♪ 552 00:30:41,465 --> 00:30:43,008 ♪ Means chimp I love you too ♪ 553 00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:44,885 ♪ Then the big baboon one night in June ♪ 554 00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:46,678 ♪ He married them and very soon ♪ 555 00:30:46,803 --> 00:30:50,432 ♪ They went upon their aba daba honeymoon ♪ 556 00:31:48,657 --> 00:31:51,868 ♪ Then the big baboon one night in June ♪ 557 00:31:51,993 --> 00:31:54,621 ♪ He married them and very soon ♪ 558 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:57,541 ♪ They went upon their aba daba honey ♪ 559 00:31:57,666 --> 00:32:02,129 ♪ Aba daba aba daba aba daba honeymoon ♪ 560 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:03,588 ♪ A honeymoon ♪♪ 561 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:10,262 Billy, Mrs. Lassinger wants a hot water bag. 562 00:32:10,387 --> 00:32:13,473 - On a night like this? - Don't argue. Fill it. 563 00:32:14,349 --> 00:32:16,059 I'll hold the bag. 564 00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:18,395 Hello, Val. 565 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,063 Why, Patti, what are you doing here 566 00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:21,398 all by your lonesome? 567 00:32:21,523 --> 00:32:23,525 - Mm, waiting for someone. - Billy? 568 00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:26,319 Oh, I should hope not. Demi. 569 00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:29,281 Oh? Do you have a date with him? 570 00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:31,658 Well, not exactly. 571 00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:33,952 But last night when I couldn't go for a walk with him 572 00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:37,247 he said another time, and this is another time, 30-- 573 00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:38,874 Oh. 574 00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:41,710 You know, Patti, if you want to intrigue 575 00:32:41,835 --> 00:32:43,503 a sophisticated man like Demi 576 00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:44,754 you're just going to have to learn 577 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,381 to project your personality. 578 00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:48,675 I'm afraid I haven't much to project. 579 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,177 But of course, you have. 580 00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:53,221 Why, why, you're full of latent fire. 581 00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:55,849 All you have to do is fan it a little bit. 582 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:58,685 Adopt a more alluring manner. 583 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:01,980 Act more worldly, more, more mysterious 584 00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:04,983 like, uh, like Theda Bara. 585 00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:06,610 Oh, but, Val, 586 00:33:06,735 --> 00:33:09,321 Theda Bara was born in the shadow of the Sphinx and... 587 00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:12,324 and I was born across the street from McSweeney's livery stable. 588 00:33:12,449 --> 00:33:15,368 Theda Bara's the perfect model for you. 589 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,746 Now when you get Demi exactly where you want him 590 00:33:17,871 --> 00:33:20,248 appeal to his protective instinct. 591 00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:22,167 Act helpless. 592 00:33:22,292 --> 00:33:24,711 You know, if there's one thing foreign men adore 593 00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:27,088 it's a clinging vine. 594 00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:31,092 Oh, but, Val, Theda Bara is, is too exotic. 595 00:33:31,218 --> 00:33:33,011 - But, Patti, it's so simple. 596 00:33:33,136 --> 00:33:36,389 All you have to do is, is think of Egypt 597 00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:39,684 the Nile, the pyramids. 598 00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:40,977 You really think it would help? 599 00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:42,437 Absolutely. 600 00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:46,525 Gosh, Val. Thanks a lot. 601 00:33:46,650 --> 00:33:50,487 Don't mention it, darling. I'm always glad to help. 602 00:33:56,201 --> 00:33:57,494 Theda Bara. 603 00:34:19,307 --> 00:34:20,892 - 'What did you say?' - 'Oh, yes, Demi. 604 00:34:21,017 --> 00:34:22,769 'There are two Patti Robinsons.' 605 00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:25,230 'One is gay, carefree, debonaire.' 606 00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:28,191 'The other is deep' 607 00:34:28,316 --> 00:34:29,859 mysterious. 608 00:34:29,985 --> 00:34:31,695 The real me. 609 00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:34,114 The me I keep hidden from the world. 610 00:34:34,864 --> 00:34:36,992 - I'm an iceberg. - I beg your pardon? 611 00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:39,411 Oh, not that I'm cold, mind you 612 00:34:39,536 --> 00:34:43,873 but only one-fifth of me appears above the surface. 613 00:34:44,958 --> 00:34:46,376 Imagine that. 614 00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:47,961 Well, do you suppose the other four-fifths 615 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:50,213 might care to go for a canoe ride? 616 00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:53,258 Oh, golly, that'd... 617 00:34:53,675 --> 00:34:56,595 Well, that might be rather nice 618 00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:59,472 if you promise not to rock the boat. 619 00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:02,642 The other four-fifths of me can't swim. 620 00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:05,020 Oh, well, then I don't know. 621 00:35:05,145 --> 00:35:06,813 They tell me the lake is pretty deep. 622 00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:08,440 Oh, but I wouldn't be afraid with you. 623 00:35:08,565 --> 00:35:10,108 Why, if anything happened, I... 624 00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:12,027 Well, if anything happened 625 00:35:12,152 --> 00:35:14,696 I'd fling my arms around your neck like a clinging vine 626 00:35:14,821 --> 00:35:17,365 and I'd cling, I'd cling, cling like a... 627 00:35:18,992 --> 00:35:20,994 like a clinging vine. 628 00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:23,913 Patti, I'd love to take you canoeing, but-- 629 00:35:24,039 --> 00:35:26,166 Did somebody mention canoeing? 630 00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:28,293 Demi just asked me for a canoe ride. 631 00:35:28,418 --> 00:35:30,128 Unfortunately, she doesn't swim. 632 00:35:30,253 --> 00:35:32,881 Oh, dear, and the Robinsons would never forgive you 633 00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:35,425 if anything happened to their little girl. 634 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,385 Shall we? 635 00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:38,928 Alright. I'm sorry, Patti. 636 00:35:39,054 --> 00:35:40,388 When you learn to swim, hm? 637 00:35:40,513 --> 00:35:42,390 - Let's go, Valerie. - Mm-hmm. 638 00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:47,437 - Of all the gooses. - Geeses. 639 00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:50,398 Letting that vamp walk off with him. 640 00:35:51,107 --> 00:35:53,985 And what was the idea of telling him you couldn't swim? 641 00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:56,738 It wasn't my idea, it was Va... 642 00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:58,531 Oh! 643 00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:02,911 Sometimes I wonder what Billy sees in you. 644 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:09,751 ♪ By the light ♪ 645 00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:13,963 ♪ Of the silvery moon ♪ 646 00:36:14,089 --> 00:36:18,218 ♪ I want to spoon ♪ 647 00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:23,598 ♪ To my honey I'll croon love's tune ♪ 648 00:36:23,723 --> 00:36:26,893 ♪ Honeymoon ♪ ♪ Honeymoon ♪ 649 00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:31,064 ♪ Keep a-shining in June ♪ 650 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:35,485 ♪ Your silvery beams will bring love dreams ♪ 651 00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:39,614 ♪ We'll be cuddling soon ♪ 652 00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:43,743 ♪ By the silvery moon ♪ 653 00:36:47,247 --> 00:36:49,082 Mama and papa. 654 00:36:50,792 --> 00:36:52,335 Gee willikers. 655 00:37:01,803 --> 00:37:04,973 ♪ By the light ♪ 656 00:37:05,098 --> 00:37:09,227 ♪ Of the silvery moon ♪ 657 00:37:09,352 --> 00:37:13,314 ♪ I want to spoon ♪ 658 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:18,695 ♪ To my honey I'll croon love's tune ♪ 659 00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:21,656 ♪ Honeymoon ♪ ♪ Won't you listen honeymoon? ♪ 660 00:37:21,781 --> 00:37:25,910 ♪ Keep a-shining in June ♪ ♪ Keep a-shining in June ♪ 661 00:37:26,035 --> 00:37:30,165 ♪ Your silvery beams will bring love dreams ♪ 662 00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:32,751 ♪ We'll be cuddlin' soon ♪ ♪ We'll be cuddlin' soon ♪ 663 00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:34,502 ♪ Cuddlin' soon ♪ 664 00:37:34,627 --> 00:37:38,631 ♪ By the silvery moon ♪ ♪ By the silvery moon ♪ 665 00:37:39,883 --> 00:37:43,011 ♪ By the light ♪ 666 00:37:43,136 --> 00:37:47,182 ♪ Of the silvery moon ♪ 667 00:37:47,307 --> 00:37:51,352 ♪ I want to spoon ♪ 668 00:37:51,478 --> 00:37:56,691 ♪ To my honey I'll croon love's tune ♪ 669 00:37:56,816 --> 00:37:59,611 ♪ Honeymoon ♪ 670 00:37:59,736 --> 00:38:03,823 ♪ Keep a-shining in June ♪ 671 00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:08,161 ♪ Your silvery beams will bring love dreams ♪ 672 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:12,707 ♪ We'll be cuddlin' soon ♪ 673 00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:16,461 ♪ By the silvery ♪ 674 00:38:16,586 --> 00:38:20,840 ♪ Moon ♪♪ 675 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:31,643 Oh, my dear. 676 00:38:32,435 --> 00:38:34,062 'Oh, my dear Patti.' 677 00:38:34,187 --> 00:38:35,522 You sing like a nightingale. 678 00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:37,482 Oh, I could listen forever. 679 00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:39,859 Do you really like me? 680 00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:42,111 Oh, Patti, can't you see? 681 00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:43,613 To me, you are perfect. 682 00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:46,407 Oh, but, Demi, you're so much older. 683 00:38:46,533 --> 00:38:49,410 - Everybody says so. - Don't listen to them. 684 00:38:49,536 --> 00:38:52,497 In my country, age is unimportant. 685 00:38:52,622 --> 00:38:54,707 Girls marry very young. 686 00:38:56,292 --> 00:39:00,505 Oh, you're not asking me to marry you? 687 00:39:00,630 --> 00:39:03,842 'Not yet. But who knows?' 688 00:39:03,967 --> 00:39:07,178 Who knows? That isn't very definite. 689 00:39:07,303 --> 00:39:09,931 Oh, my darling, isn't it enough for you 690 00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:12,308 to know that you're the one woman I've been seeking? 691 00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:14,227 So beautiful, so alluring. 692 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:17,564 So, so full of latent fire. 693 00:39:18,815 --> 00:39:21,901 I feel exactly the same way about you, Demi. 694 00:39:23,236 --> 00:39:25,029 But we must be honest with each other. 695 00:39:25,154 --> 00:39:26,865 Of course. 696 00:39:26,990 --> 00:39:29,242 There's something I must tell you. 697 00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:30,743 It wouldn't be fair to go on 698 00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:32,370 until you know the whole truth about me. 699 00:39:32,495 --> 00:39:34,289 You have a past, huh? 700 00:39:34,414 --> 00:39:37,125 Oh, no, no, it, it's right now. 701 00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:40,169 Oh, I, I'm so ashamed. 702 00:39:40,295 --> 00:39:42,672 I don't know how I can say it. 703 00:39:42,797 --> 00:39:44,632 It's something over which I have no control. 704 00:39:44,757 --> 00:39:48,261 You, you're not addicted to drink? 705 00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:50,430 No. Only sodas. Strawberry. 706 00:39:50,555 --> 00:39:53,892 Oh, my darling, whatever it is, I will understand. 707 00:39:54,017 --> 00:39:57,395 I will forgive and, and forget. 708 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,314 Querida, may I kiss you? 709 00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,525 If you like. 710 00:40:09,532 --> 00:40:11,743 - Demi, what is it? - No corset! 711 00:40:11,868 --> 00:40:13,912 Oh, Demi, Demi, I tried to tell you. 712 00:40:14,037 --> 00:40:16,372 It will only be 11 months. Please wait. 713 00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:18,833 - What you ask is impossible. - Oh, Demi. 714 00:40:18,958 --> 00:40:21,628 Demi, don't leave me. Please don't leave me. 715 00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:24,672 Demi, don't leave me. Please, Demi. 716 00:40:24,797 --> 00:40:27,133 Demi, please come back to me. 717 00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:28,885 Patti, what is it? What's the matter? 718 00:40:29,010 --> 00:40:30,553 Demi! Huh? 719 00:40:30,678 --> 00:40:32,263 Ah! 720 00:40:32,388 --> 00:40:33,932 She can't swim. 721 00:40:34,057 --> 00:40:36,684 I'll save you. Keep calm. Don't lose your head. 722 00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:46,527 Don't touch me! Don't touch... 723 00:40:46,653 --> 00:40:48,446 Stop struggling! 724 00:40:48,571 --> 00:40:49,530 - Let-- - Stop! 725 00:40:49,656 --> 00:40:50,865 Don't touch me. Go away! 726 00:40:50,990 --> 00:40:52,283 But you can't swim. You'll drown! 727 00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:53,785 - I don't care! - She's hysterical. 728 00:40:53,910 --> 00:40:55,411 Hold her. I'll hit her with the paddle. 729 00:40:55,536 --> 00:40:57,455 Oh! Oh! Oh! 730 00:40:57,580 --> 00:40:59,874 Demi, Demi, Demi, Demi, Demi. 731 00:40:59,999 --> 00:41:01,584 Oh, Demi, Demi, I'm so sorry. 732 00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:03,044 - Did I hurt you? - No, it's alright. 733 00:41:03,169 --> 00:41:04,879 - Oh, Demi, Demi. - Where is she? 734 00:41:06,047 --> 00:41:08,508 - Patti! - Demi. Oh, Demi. 735 00:41:19,519 --> 00:41:21,479 Patti, Patti, come back here! 736 00:41:26,609 --> 00:41:28,695 'Patti, come back here!' 737 00:41:31,531 --> 00:41:33,533 Patti, where are you? 738 00:41:40,540 --> 00:41:42,041 Patti? 739 00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:43,418 Patti! 740 00:41:48,715 --> 00:41:52,051 You may as well come out. I will wait. 741 00:41:55,805 --> 00:41:58,474 Now what do you mean telling me you couldn't swim? 742 00:41:58,599 --> 00:42:01,060 I was scared out of a year's growth. 743 00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:04,939 You deserve a good, sound spanking, you know that? 744 00:42:05,273 --> 00:42:07,483 I'm sorry, honest. 745 00:42:07,608 --> 00:42:09,277 I was only trying to... 746 00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:12,113 Well, a girl's not supposed to be independent 747 00:42:12,238 --> 00:42:13,698 able to swim and things like that. 748 00:42:13,823 --> 00:42:15,658 - Who says so? - Valerie. 749 00:42:15,783 --> 00:42:18,161 Oh! She does, does she? 750 00:42:18,286 --> 00:42:20,955 Men don't like it, do they? 751 00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:23,666 Well, that depends. 752 00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:26,878 Some don't and some do. 753 00:42:27,795 --> 00:42:29,088 Well, before you catch cold 754 00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:30,673 you've got to get this dress off. 755 00:42:30,798 --> 00:42:31,883 Now? 756 00:42:32,467 --> 00:42:34,469 As soon as you get back to the hotel. 757 00:42:37,221 --> 00:42:39,265 Just borrowing it, amigo. Alright? 758 00:42:42,018 --> 00:42:43,519 You're not angry anymore? 759 00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:45,521 We'll talk about that in the morning. 760 00:42:45,646 --> 00:42:47,190 - What time? - Come along. 761 00:42:47,315 --> 00:42:49,400 I don't want you to catch the influenza. 762 00:42:49,525 --> 00:42:51,152 Come on, here we go. 763 00:43:06,167 --> 00:43:07,543 - Hello, papa. - Mr. Robinson-- 764 00:43:07,668 --> 00:43:08,795 Ten minutes after 10:00! 765 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:10,630 A fine time to be bringing a girl home. 766 00:43:10,755 --> 00:43:12,256 - What happened? - An accident. 767 00:43:12,381 --> 00:43:14,133 - Patti fell in the lake. - Well, he frightened me. 768 00:43:14,258 --> 00:43:16,135 Y-you frightened her? Is this your idea of a joke? 769 00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:17,720 Oh, no, papa, he was serious. 770 00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:19,180 Uh, uh, where'd you get that blanket? 771 00:43:19,305 --> 00:43:20,640 Oh, when he chased me into the barn. 772 00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:23,017 Well, her dress was soaking wet and-and I-- 773 00:43:23,142 --> 00:43:24,602 He wanted me to take it off, but I said-- 774 00:43:24,727 --> 00:43:27,105 What? Young man, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. 775 00:43:27,230 --> 00:43:28,689 Throwing my little girl into the lake 776 00:43:28,815 --> 00:43:30,441 chasing her into a barn 777 00:43:30,566 --> 00:43:32,235 bringing her home in a horse blanket! 778 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,529 Horatio, control yourself. You'll wake up half the hotel. 779 00:43:34,654 --> 00:43:36,364 Yes, and I'll wake up the other half of the hotel! 780 00:43:36,489 --> 00:43:38,282 I was merely trying to tell your husband-- 781 00:43:38,407 --> 00:43:40,493 And I mistook this man for a gentleman. 782 00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:44,122 A fellow that plays jokes, chases little girls into barns. 783 00:43:44,247 --> 00:43:45,540 Oh, papa, he's gone. 784 00:43:45,665 --> 00:43:48,209 I'll speak to your council about this! 785 00:43:49,585 --> 00:43:50,837 Beast 786 00:43:53,214 --> 00:43:56,759 You can't do that to my girl. Put 'em up, you-you rounder. 787 00:44:02,390 --> 00:44:04,809 When are you gonna light the fuse, Mr. Finlay? 788 00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:07,353 Tomorrow evening, boys. 789 00:44:09,564 --> 00:44:11,816 - Here you are. - Thanks. 790 00:44:14,861 --> 00:44:17,071 This is going to be the biggest, most elaborate 791 00:44:17,196 --> 00:44:19,991 pyrotechnical display in the entire Catskills. 792 00:44:20,116 --> 00:44:22,243 Oh, Billy, make sure all the Roman candles 793 00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:23,870 and the skyrockets are pointing north. 794 00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:26,247 Then come inside and change the flypaper. 795 00:44:33,087 --> 00:44:35,840 - What are pyrotechnicals? - Shh. 796 00:44:36,299 --> 00:44:38,718 Those things we got hidden under the bed. 797 00:44:41,387 --> 00:44:42,263 Oh. 798 00:44:42,388 --> 00:44:43,472 Alright, Katie. 799 00:44:43,598 --> 00:44:45,558 One, two, three, inhale. 800 00:44:47,810 --> 00:44:50,938 Ah. Every summer, it gets a little more difficult. 801 00:44:51,063 --> 00:44:52,815 Oh, not that you're gaining weight, my dear. 802 00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:54,483 It's that I'm losing muscle. 803 00:44:54,609 --> 00:44:55,651 Oh. 804 00:44:57,111 --> 00:44:58,779 - Horatio, the children. - Oh, it's alright. 805 00:44:58,905 --> 00:45:01,449 I imagine by now, they suspect we're rather fond of each other. 806 00:45:01,574 --> 00:45:02,783 Come in. 807 00:45:04,035 --> 00:45:05,828 Hello, Patti. W-W-What's the... 808 00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:07,955 Why aren't you dressed for the dance? 809 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,373 What dance? 810 00:45:09,498 --> 00:45:10,625 Oh, that. 811 00:45:10,750 --> 00:45:12,752 Well, well, I'm not going. 812 00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:13,961 I'd much rather stay here 813 00:45:14,086 --> 00:45:15,338 and take care of Mac and Ricky. 814 00:45:15,463 --> 00:45:16,464 Oh, look here, Melba can do that. 815 00:45:16,589 --> 00:45:17,840 She should be at the party 816 00:45:17,965 --> 00:45:19,175 with the rest of the young people. 817 00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:20,551 That Armendez fellow is taking Valerie 818 00:45:20,676 --> 00:45:22,303 and she refuses to go with anyone else. 819 00:45:22,428 --> 00:45:24,972 Oh. What's the matter with Billy? 820 00:45:25,097 --> 00:45:27,892 Oh, papa. Billy, he's just a child. 821 00:45:28,017 --> 00:45:30,728 How will I look walking in with a child who's still in knickers? 822 00:45:30,853 --> 00:45:32,897 A lot more sensible than you would with a grown man. 823 00:45:33,022 --> 00:45:35,483 Now, Patti, I think you're taking this all too seriously. 824 00:45:35,608 --> 00:45:36,859 You'll have a lot of boys before you find 825 00:45:36,984 --> 00:45:38,486 the right one. Won't she, mama? 826 00:45:38,611 --> 00:45:40,404 Did you have a lot of girls before you met mama? 827 00:45:40,529 --> 00:45:42,406 Who-who, me? Of course. 828 00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:43,950 Well, that's not what mama says. 829 00:45:44,075 --> 00:45:45,201 Oh, well, of course. 830 00:45:45,326 --> 00:45:47,536 Your mama didn't know anything about that. 831 00:45:48,204 --> 00:45:51,123 There was one in particular, a-a stylish little red head. 832 00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:52,875 She had, uh, big brown eyes. 833 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,086 She had a turned up nose. She had the, oh! 834 00:45:55,211 --> 00:45:56,712 She, she was a pip. 835 00:45:56,837 --> 00:45:59,548 - What was her name? - Hmm, who? Oh, Beula. 836 00:46:00,383 --> 00:46:02,051 Beula was crazy about me. 837 00:46:02,176 --> 00:46:04,303 She kept giving me presents all the time. 838 00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:08,224 Crochet necktie, she gave me a hand-painted shaving mug 839 00:46:08,349 --> 00:46:09,684 with forget-me-nots on it. 840 00:46:09,809 --> 00:46:11,519 'Painted it herself, you know.' 841 00:46:11,644 --> 00:46:13,271 'That was her perfume.' 842 00:46:13,396 --> 00:46:15,648 'Every time I smell forget-me-nots' 843 00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:17,733 'it brings me back to Beula.' 844 00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:20,695 - What happened to her? - Uh, uh, Beula? 845 00:46:20,820 --> 00:46:22,822 She married another man. 846 00:46:22,947 --> 00:46:24,448 Millionaire, mind you. 847 00:46:24,573 --> 00:46:26,534 I thought my life would end. 848 00:46:26,659 --> 00:46:28,369 But here I am, still going strong. 849 00:46:28,494 --> 00:46:30,746 - Eh, mama? - My, yes. 850 00:46:30,871 --> 00:46:32,456 It will be the same with you, my dear. 851 00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:34,000 After we're home a couple of weeks 852 00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:35,418 you'll forget all about this foreign fella. 853 00:46:35,543 --> 00:46:37,086 - Isn't that so, dear? - Oh, yes. 854 00:46:37,211 --> 00:46:40,131 Just as you forgot all about that stylish little redhead. 855 00:46:40,256 --> 00:46:41,632 Come say goodnight to the boys, dear. 856 00:46:41,757 --> 00:46:43,301 The Stresemanns are waiting for us in the lobby. 857 00:46:43,426 --> 00:46:45,845 Oh, no, no, no, Katie, not the chicken feathers again. 858 00:46:45,970 --> 00:46:48,639 Oh, Horatio, they're very fashionable. 859 00:46:48,764 --> 00:46:51,309 Yes, well, I only hope we don't run into a rooster. 860 00:46:52,351 --> 00:46:54,854 - Boys, stop that! - Hey, hey. 861 00:46:54,979 --> 00:46:56,564 - Hold on here. - Time for you to quiet down. 862 00:46:56,689 --> 00:46:58,190 What's the idea? Why have they got 863 00:46:58,316 --> 00:46:59,608 their sister's night dresses on? 864 00:46:59,734 --> 00:47:01,068 The girls have outgrown them, Horatio 865 00:47:01,193 --> 00:47:02,695 but they're still perfectly good. 866 00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:04,572 There's no reason why they should go to waste. 867 00:47:04,697 --> 00:47:06,907 Besides, nobody's ever going to see them. 868 00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:08,868 Time for you to settle down now. 869 00:47:08,993 --> 00:47:10,786 Night, dear. Night, darling. 870 00:47:10,911 --> 00:47:13,247 - Patti's going to sit with you. - Well, goodnight, girls. 871 00:47:13,372 --> 00:47:15,541 Uh, I mean, boys. 872 00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:17,376 Night. 873 00:47:27,219 --> 00:47:29,847 The blanket belongs to the horse. 874 00:47:32,016 --> 00:47:34,769 Now, you boys, stop it. Remember what mama said. 875 00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:38,898 Hi, Patti. Look, cut myself. 876 00:47:39,023 --> 00:47:41,692 - Doin' what? - Shavin', of course. 877 00:47:41,817 --> 00:47:42,943 Oh. 878 00:47:43,069 --> 00:47:44,695 Patti, how about changing your mind 879 00:47:44,820 --> 00:47:45,988 and coming to the dance with me? 880 00:47:46,113 --> 00:47:47,239 Billy, I already told-- 881 00:47:47,365 --> 00:47:48,532 But I got long pants. 882 00:47:48,657 --> 00:47:49,867 I borrowed them from Adolph Glick 883 00:47:49,992 --> 00:47:50,993 the undertaker's son. 884 00:47:51,118 --> 00:47:52,828 His father's got all sizes. 885 00:47:53,245 --> 00:47:55,373 Please, Patti, be a sport. 886 00:47:56,415 --> 00:47:59,335 Very well then, Billy, but only under one condition. 887 00:47:59,627 --> 00:48:02,588 That you promise to dance every dance with me. 888 00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:04,924 Gee, Patti, I didn't know you felt that way. 889 00:48:05,049 --> 00:48:07,134 My feeling for you is purely maternal, Billy. 890 00:48:07,259 --> 00:48:08,427 It's just that... 891 00:48:08,552 --> 00:48:10,888 Well, for certain reasons 892 00:48:11,013 --> 00:48:13,557 I can't let anyone else put his arms around me. 893 00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:16,185 Well, that's Jake with me. 894 00:48:16,310 --> 00:48:18,437 Look, you get dressed and I'll go pick up the pants. 895 00:48:18,562 --> 00:48:19,730 Oh, where are they? 896 00:48:19,855 --> 00:48:21,565 Down the old Moravian Cemetery 897 00:48:21,690 --> 00:48:24,610 behind Ezekiel, beloved husband of Arabella. 898 00:48:29,865 --> 00:48:32,326 Billy. Well, it's about time. 899 00:48:32,451 --> 00:48:33,911 - What kept you? - It's these pants. 900 00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:35,955 I think they must have been made for bigger remains. 901 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,706 - Well, let me see. - Well, I-- 902 00:48:37,832 --> 00:48:39,041 Billy! 903 00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:40,501 Well, I told ya. 904 00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:43,087 Well, don't just stand there. Pull 'em up. 905 00:48:43,754 --> 00:48:45,423 I think I need suspenders. 906 00:48:45,548 --> 00:48:48,175 Don't you know anything about men's pants? 907 00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:51,053 My father has some. Wait for me. I'll be right back. 908 00:48:53,347 --> 00:48:54,765 'Well, Valerie, I should imagine' 909 00:48:54,890 --> 00:48:56,475 'you'd find the theatrical profession' 910 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,102 quite fascinating. 911 00:48:58,227 --> 00:49:00,479 Of course, a career is all very well and good 912 00:49:00,604 --> 00:49:05,317 but what a woman really longs for is a home and babies. 913 00:49:05,943 --> 00:49:08,279 Don't you just adore babies? 914 00:49:08,404 --> 00:49:10,364 Well, I don't know. I never had any. 915 00:49:10,489 --> 00:49:12,825 'I was talking to my mother only yesterday' 916 00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:16,287 and, and I told her that if the right man came along 917 00:49:16,412 --> 00:49:18,664 I'd give up my career in an instant. 918 00:49:18,789 --> 00:49:20,958 Oh, I'd be very sure it was the right man 919 00:49:21,083 --> 00:49:22,918 before I made such an important decision. 920 00:49:23,043 --> 00:49:25,129 Oh, but I am sure. 921 00:49:25,254 --> 00:49:27,631 Well, what I mean is, when it's the right thing 922 00:49:27,756 --> 00:49:29,884 you know it at once. 923 00:49:30,009 --> 00:49:33,846 'Love is, is like that, Demi darling.' 924 00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:35,681 'Yes, I... Yes, it is.' 925 00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:38,517 Uh, shall we dance? 926 00:49:58,662 --> 00:50:00,706 Billy! What are you doing in those pants? 927 00:50:00,831 --> 00:50:02,124 Looking for suspenders. 928 00:50:02,249 --> 00:50:03,834 Billy, you've deliberately disobeyed me. 929 00:50:03,959 --> 00:50:05,503 Take them off and I'll see you in your room. 930 00:50:05,628 --> 00:50:07,588 Oh, father, be reasonable. Patti's waiting. 931 00:50:07,713 --> 00:50:09,840 Get out of those pants! 932 00:50:12,676 --> 00:50:13,969 Billy, how dare you! 933 00:50:14,094 --> 00:50:16,222 You ought to be ashamed! 934 00:50:16,347 --> 00:50:19,099 What for? His legs are beautiful. 935 00:51:05,854 --> 00:51:08,065 What a perfect couple. 936 00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:10,526 Wouldn't they have beautiful children? 937 00:51:10,651 --> 00:51:12,820 That depends upon whom they marry. 938 00:51:24,164 --> 00:51:26,667 Phew. Gee, it's sure a scorcher. 939 00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:29,420 Maybe if you didn't wear celluloid, you know. 940 00:51:29,545 --> 00:51:31,672 Oh. You seen any stray skirts around? 941 00:51:31,797 --> 00:51:34,300 I'd like a turkey chop, but they all got gobblers. 942 00:51:36,051 --> 00:51:37,886 You have my deepest sympathy. 943 00:51:50,065 --> 00:51:51,734 Patti? 944 00:51:54,820 --> 00:51:57,114 I find you in the strangest places. 945 00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:59,325 Now what are you doing under this canoe? 946 00:51:59,658 --> 00:52:03,370 - Waiting for suspenders. - Sus... You wear suspenders? 947 00:52:03,495 --> 00:52:05,873 Oh, no, not me. 948 00:52:05,998 --> 00:52:07,499 My friend. 949 00:52:12,046 --> 00:52:14,423 You know, I've never met anyone quite like you. 950 00:52:14,548 --> 00:52:16,675 You're an amazing young woman. 951 00:52:17,051 --> 00:52:17,926 Woman? 952 00:52:18,052 --> 00:52:19,219 An amazing young lady then 953 00:52:19,345 --> 00:52:20,846 if you object to being called a woman. 954 00:52:20,971 --> 00:52:23,766 Oh, no. No, I don't. 955 00:52:23,891 --> 00:52:25,809 Um, may I have this dance? 956 00:52:25,934 --> 00:52:27,603 Oh, no. No, I've got to go home. 957 00:52:27,728 --> 00:52:29,980 But you said you were waiting for your friend. 958 00:52:30,105 --> 00:52:32,358 Well, well, he wouldn't like it. 959 00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:35,611 - He's very possessive. - So am I. 960 00:52:37,738 --> 00:52:40,366 Oh, uh, please don't hold me close. 961 00:52:40,491 --> 00:52:41,784 I-I'm subject to fainting spells. 962 00:52:41,909 --> 00:52:44,370 Oh, very well. Arms length. 963 00:53:37,214 --> 00:53:39,967 - Do you hesitate? - Well, I, I try not to. 964 00:53:40,092 --> 00:53:42,594 No, I mean, in the waltz. The dip step. 965 00:53:43,178 --> 00:53:46,098 Oh, yes, I, I can be very dippy. 966 00:54:26,430 --> 00:54:29,349 You're not having one of your fainting spells, are you? 967 00:54:31,268 --> 00:54:32,936 Oh, Patti. 968 00:54:33,687 --> 00:54:36,523 The dance is supposed to end that way. 969 00:54:36,982 --> 00:54:38,901 Didn't you know? 970 00:54:47,534 --> 00:54:51,121 Ladies and gentlemen, form your circles for the polka. 971 00:55:07,387 --> 00:55:10,599 It's alright, Patti. This dance ends quite differently. 972 00:55:18,649 --> 00:55:21,026 Imagine coming to a dance half dressed. 973 00:55:21,151 --> 00:55:22,653 Gee, who? 974 00:55:24,655 --> 00:55:25,989 No foolin'. 975 00:55:38,293 --> 00:55:40,629 Ain't got your pin feathers yet, eh? 976 00:55:40,754 --> 00:55:43,298 I always knew I hated you, Eddie Gavin, and now I know why. 977 00:55:43,423 --> 00:55:45,634 Oh, why don't you go back to your dolls? 978 00:55:49,304 --> 00:55:51,849 Does your mother know you're out, little girl? 979 00:55:51,974 --> 00:55:53,559 No one asked you to dance with me. 980 00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:55,853 Oh, don't be a crybaby. 981 00:55:57,229 --> 00:55:59,982 - Why, look, there's Patti. - Huh? 982 00:56:00,107 --> 00:56:03,068 Well, what did I tell you? She's havin' a wonderful time. 983 00:56:08,949 --> 00:56:10,075 But does she have to wear them? 984 00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:11,410 Certainly. 985 00:56:11,535 --> 00:56:13,120 A man your age ought to know better. 986 00:56:13,245 --> 00:56:16,123 Everybody's accusing you of robbing the cradle. 987 00:56:30,637 --> 00:56:33,348 Oh, hello, dear. Have some punch. That's good... 988 00:56:34,516 --> 00:56:35,809 Well, Patti, what's the matter? 989 00:56:35,934 --> 00:56:38,228 Oh, papa... 990 00:56:40,856 --> 00:56:42,232 Uh, here. 991 00:56:55,287 --> 00:56:56,747 Golly, what happened? 992 00:56:58,332 --> 00:57:00,083 I want to die. 993 00:57:00,208 --> 00:57:02,294 Gee, What did Billy do? 994 00:57:03,086 --> 00:57:05,130 It's all his fault. 995 00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:07,549 He should have worn suspenders. 996 00:57:12,512 --> 00:57:13,889 Patti. 997 00:57:14,014 --> 00:57:16,892 Patti dear. No, no, no, wh-wh-what happened? 998 00:57:17,017 --> 00:57:19,645 - She wants to die. - Oh, now there, there. 999 00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:21,563 Don't, don't cry so hard. 1000 00:57:21,688 --> 00:57:23,732 Oh, father, I want to go home. 1001 00:57:23,857 --> 00:57:26,318 My reputation in the Catskills is ruined. 1002 00:57:26,443 --> 00:57:28,528 Yes, now, well, papa's here now. 1003 00:57:28,654 --> 00:57:30,739 You tell papa all about it. 1004 00:57:32,324 --> 00:57:34,201 - Well... - What happened? 1005 00:57:35,452 --> 00:57:37,579 - First, he lost his pants. - Who? 1006 00:57:37,704 --> 00:57:40,082 Billy. Then he kissed me. 1007 00:57:40,207 --> 00:57:41,959 Uh, Billy? 1008 00:57:42,084 --> 00:57:43,502 Then he put his arms around me. 1009 00:57:43,627 --> 00:57:45,754 - Who? - Demi Armendez. 1010 00:57:45,879 --> 00:57:47,673 What? That rounder again? 1011 00:57:47,798 --> 00:57:50,258 Then the most awful thing happened. 1012 00:57:50,592 --> 00:57:52,719 Oh, papa, I'm so ashamed. 1013 00:57:52,844 --> 00:57:55,555 Now hold on. What did that man do? 1014 00:57:56,223 --> 00:57:59,726 It wasn't what I wanted. It's what you and mama wanted. 1015 00:58:00,936 --> 00:58:03,730 I'm the only girl almost 18 who doesn't... 1016 00:58:03,855 --> 00:58:05,315 Doesn't what? 1017 00:58:06,233 --> 00:58:08,193 Who doesn't own a pair of corsets. 1018 00:58:08,318 --> 00:58:10,862 - Oh. - I warned her to be careful. 1019 00:58:10,988 --> 00:58:13,323 Oh, that's all? 1020 00:58:13,448 --> 00:58:17,244 Oh! Papa, I won't be laughed at. I won't. 1021 00:58:17,369 --> 00:58:19,788 I can never show my face among decent people again. 1022 00:58:19,913 --> 00:58:22,791 Well, now, honey, it's-it's a very pretty little face. 1023 00:58:22,916 --> 00:58:26,503 Everybody knows my secret. I'm a marked woman now. 1024 00:58:27,879 --> 00:58:29,297 Oh, there, there's your mama. 1025 00:58:29,423 --> 00:58:30,841 Come in, Katie. 1026 00:58:33,260 --> 00:58:34,636 You! 1027 00:58:34,761 --> 00:58:36,138 What are you doing here? 1028 00:58:36,263 --> 00:58:38,181 I'm terribly sorry about what happened. 1029 00:58:38,306 --> 00:58:40,350 - Is there anything I can do? - You've done enough. 1030 00:58:40,475 --> 00:58:42,310 Young man, I demand to know what your intentions are 1031 00:58:42,436 --> 00:58:43,562 toward my daughter. 1032 00:58:43,687 --> 00:58:44,855 Intentions? 1033 00:58:44,980 --> 00:58:46,148 Why, I have no intentions, Mr. Robinson. 1034 00:58:46,273 --> 00:58:48,650 - She's just a child. - Child? 1035 00:58:48,775 --> 00:58:50,569 Oh, no. 1036 00:58:50,694 --> 00:58:52,154 Here we go again. 1037 00:58:52,279 --> 00:58:54,072 I never wanna see him again. 1038 00:58:54,197 --> 00:58:55,741 There. Hear that? Now go away. 1039 00:58:55,866 --> 00:58:57,409 The shouting in here, you'll have to stop. 1040 00:58:57,534 --> 00:58:59,786 I pay my board! I'll shout whenever I want to! 1041 00:58:59,911 --> 00:59:01,455 But, Mr. Robinson, I can't have you disturbing 1042 00:59:01,580 --> 00:59:03,081 other guests at this hour of the night. 1043 00:59:03,206 --> 00:59:05,125 - After all, they pay their... - Daily routine? 1044 00:59:05,250 --> 00:59:07,669 'Your screaming and shouting is keeping them awake.' 1045 00:59:09,296 --> 00:59:11,256 'Now, please, have some consideration for them...' 1046 00:59:11,381 --> 00:59:13,300 If you were a man, you'd meet me out on the lawn. 1047 00:59:13,425 --> 00:59:15,469 If you were a man, I would. 1048 00:59:16,470 --> 00:59:18,221 Mr. Robinson, this is a family hotel. 1049 00:59:18,346 --> 00:59:19,973 And this is a family matter and I'll trouble you 1050 00:59:20,098 --> 00:59:21,808 to keep your nose out of it. Katie. 1051 00:59:21,933 --> 00:59:23,643 Papa, what happened? Why did you leave the dance? 1052 00:59:23,769 --> 00:59:25,479 Katie, I wanna talk to you. 1053 00:59:25,604 --> 00:59:26,855 Alone! 1054 00:59:28,356 --> 00:59:30,108 What is it? Where's my little girl? 1055 00:59:30,233 --> 00:59:31,860 That's just the trouble, you're always trying to keep her 1056 00:59:31,985 --> 00:59:33,570 a little girl. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. 1057 00:59:33,695 --> 00:59:35,238 The mess you've got my daughter into. 1058 00:59:35,363 --> 00:59:38,116 I? Just a minute, Horatio. Let's start at the beginning. 1059 00:59:38,241 --> 00:59:40,410 Alright. First, he lost his pants. 1060 00:59:40,535 --> 00:59:41,828 - Who? - Billy. 1061 00:59:41,953 --> 00:59:43,288 - Then he kissed her. - Billy? 1062 00:59:43,413 --> 00:59:44,998 No. Then he put his arm around her. 1063 00:59:45,123 --> 00:59:47,167 - Who? - That Cuban fella! 1064 00:59:47,292 --> 00:59:49,377 - And that isn't all. - Oh, no, my poor baby. 1065 00:59:49,503 --> 00:59:51,129 Your poor baby isn't a baby anymore 1066 00:59:51,254 --> 00:59:52,923 and everybody's laughing at her because you won't let her wear 1067 00:59:53,048 --> 00:59:54,591 one of those, those figure pinchers. 1068 00:59:54,716 --> 00:59:55,884 Oh, that's ridiculous. 1069 00:59:56,009 --> 00:59:57,761 I won't have my daughter a laughing stock. 1070 00:59:57,886 --> 01:00:00,514 It's high time I took charge of the welfare of this family. 1071 01:00:00,639 --> 01:00:01,890 My girls are dressed like babies. 1072 01:00:02,015 --> 01:00:03,850 My boys are dressed like girls. 1073 01:00:03,975 --> 01:00:07,104 I don't think you know anything about bringing up my children. 1074 01:00:07,229 --> 01:00:09,147 - Oh, you don't? - No. 1075 01:00:09,272 --> 01:00:11,566 I suppose that stylish little redhead could have done better. 1076 01:00:11,691 --> 01:00:14,611 - What little redhead? - So there was more than one. 1077 01:00:14,736 --> 01:00:17,280 Oh, oh, now, Katie, now wait a minute. You're being foolish. 1078 01:00:17,405 --> 01:00:19,074 It came out finally, didn't it? 1079 01:00:19,199 --> 01:00:20,492 All these years, you've been going around 1080 01:00:20,617 --> 01:00:21,868 pretending there was no one else. 1081 01:00:21,993 --> 01:00:23,912 No, Katie, there was never anybody but you. 1082 01:00:24,037 --> 01:00:25,580 I was second choice and you know it. 1083 01:00:25,705 --> 01:00:27,624 You only married me because Beula wouldn't have you. 1084 01:00:27,749 --> 01:00:30,001 Now, Katie, I made all that up. I-I was sitting there. 1085 01:00:30,127 --> 01:00:32,170 I-I winked at you. You saw me. 1086 01:00:32,295 --> 01:00:33,463 For a girl who doesn't exist 1087 01:00:33,588 --> 01:00:35,298 you certainly described her perfectly. 1088 01:00:35,423 --> 01:00:36,716 Well, she doesn't exist, she-- 1089 01:00:36,842 --> 01:00:38,718 - I know who it was too. - Who? 1090 01:00:38,844 --> 01:00:40,220 That carrot-top little barmaid 1091 01:00:40,345 --> 01:00:41,972 who used to work in Scholz's Beer Garden. 1092 01:00:42,097 --> 01:00:44,850 Scholz's Beer Garden? Katie, you're out of your mind. 1093 01:00:44,975 --> 01:00:46,810 First, I'm not a fit mother. Now I'm out of my mind? 1094 01:00:46,935 --> 01:00:49,062 No, Katie, I didn't say you were out of your... I didn't mean... 1095 01:00:49,187 --> 01:00:51,064 I refuse to stay here and be insulted any further. 1096 01:00:51,189 --> 01:00:53,275 Well, where are you, where are you going? 1097 01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:55,527 I'll undress in the bathroom. 1098 01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:57,654 You can't. This isn't our night. 1099 01:01:22,345 --> 01:01:23,763 'Mm.' 1100 01:01:37,235 --> 01:01:39,321 For gosh sake, Patti, stop blubbering 1101 01:01:39,446 --> 01:01:41,364 and let's get some sleep. 1102 01:01:41,489 --> 01:01:43,575 I'll never sleep again. Never. 1103 01:01:43,700 --> 01:01:46,453 You're gonna be awful tired by the time you're 30. 1104 01:01:59,633 --> 01:02:03,011 Oh, Patti dear, don't cry so. 1105 01:02:03,386 --> 01:02:05,555 No man is worth it. 1106 01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:09,267 You don't understand. My reputation's ruined. 1107 01:02:09,392 --> 01:02:12,687 Oh, it isn't as bad as you think. 1108 01:02:12,812 --> 01:02:14,272 Nothing is so terrible 1109 01:02:14,397 --> 01:02:16,942 it can't be lived down and forgotten. 1110 01:02:17,067 --> 01:02:18,526 Oh, mama, I want to go home. 1111 01:02:18,652 --> 01:02:21,154 Now running away never solved anything. 1112 01:02:21,571 --> 01:02:24,491 These things seem so tragic at your age. 1113 01:02:24,616 --> 01:02:25,992 But in a few years, you'll look back 1114 01:02:26,117 --> 01:02:28,078 and laugh at the whole thing. 1115 01:02:28,203 --> 01:02:31,706 Laugh? How can a mother say such a thing to her daughter? 1116 01:02:31,831 --> 01:02:33,833 Oh, believe me, darling, when I was 17 1117 01:02:33,959 --> 01:02:35,919 I felt just the same way. 1118 01:02:36,044 --> 01:02:38,171 Only with me, it was bustles. 1119 01:02:38,296 --> 01:02:42,092 I thought I couldn't live without one, but I did. 1120 01:02:42,217 --> 01:02:44,761 But that's different. Bustles were silly. 1121 01:02:44,886 --> 01:02:46,972 Now that's only in the point of view. 1122 01:02:47,097 --> 01:02:48,807 Ten years from now, you'll probably think 1123 01:02:48,932 --> 01:02:50,517 corsets were silly. 1124 01:02:50,642 --> 01:02:53,144 How am I gonna get through those ten years? 1125 01:02:53,895 --> 01:02:55,981 With you sniffling and mom lecturin' 1126 01:02:56,106 --> 01:02:58,441 how am I gonna get through the night? 1127 01:03:28,847 --> 01:03:30,307 'Ah!' 1128 01:03:59,377 --> 01:04:00,837 Mm. 1129 01:06:18,933 --> 01:06:20,685 Help! Help! 1130 01:06:27,650 --> 01:06:29,027 Help! 1131 01:07:40,974 --> 01:07:44,519 Well, it's been a grand and glorious third. 1132 01:07:50,108 --> 01:07:52,569 'Hello, Patti. Feeling better?' 1133 01:07:52,986 --> 01:07:54,779 'I haven't been sick.' 1134 01:07:55,196 --> 01:07:57,198 'I do wish you'd stop following me.' 1135 01:07:57,323 --> 01:07:59,993 I'm not. I'm followin' the hedge. 1136 01:08:01,244 --> 01:08:04,080 Patti, it's not healthy for you to be a hermit. 1137 01:08:04,455 --> 01:08:06,791 You ought to get out more among your friends. 1138 01:08:06,916 --> 01:08:08,668 I have no friends. 1139 01:08:09,085 --> 01:08:10,503 You have me. 1140 01:08:11,671 --> 01:08:13,256 Oh, I know what you're goin' through, Patti. 1141 01:08:13,381 --> 01:08:14,966 We're in the same boat. 1142 01:08:15,425 --> 01:08:17,719 With me, it's knickers and with you, it's... 1143 01:08:17,844 --> 01:08:20,763 Some parents ought to be locked up. 1144 01:08:21,598 --> 01:08:23,516 It's not only that, Billy. 1145 01:08:23,641 --> 01:08:26,185 The other night, my parents had their first quarrel 1146 01:08:26,311 --> 01:08:27,645 and it was over me. 1147 01:08:27,770 --> 01:08:30,189 'Why, they're not even sleeping in the same room.' 1148 01:08:30,315 --> 01:08:32,358 Yeah, I guess one room is kind of small 1149 01:08:32,483 --> 01:08:34,277 when two people aren't speakin'. 1150 01:08:34,402 --> 01:08:35,903 You know? 1151 01:08:36,237 --> 01:08:37,530 When I served dinner last night 1152 01:08:37,655 --> 01:08:39,198 your mother asked me to ask your father 1153 01:08:39,324 --> 01:08:41,451 to ask your brother to pass the gravy. 1154 01:08:41,868 --> 01:08:44,329 It's all because mama won't let me grow up. 1155 01:08:44,454 --> 01:08:46,039 She won't let the way I look outside 1156 01:08:46,164 --> 01:08:48,082 catch up with the way I feel inside. 1157 01:08:48,207 --> 01:08:50,627 Oh, parents know so little about us. 1158 01:08:50,752 --> 01:08:53,046 What we think, how we feel, our problems. 1159 01:08:53,171 --> 01:08:55,340 They know nothing about our world. 1160 01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:57,258 'They don't seem to want to.' 1161 01:08:57,383 --> 01:08:59,552 'They've forgotten they were ever in it.' 1162 01:09:00,428 --> 01:09:02,472 'Whether we're happy or not doesn't seem to matter.' 1163 01:09:02,597 --> 01:09:05,350 'As long as we do what they think we should do.' 1164 01:09:06,059 --> 01:09:08,645 Somebody our age ought to tell people their age 1165 01:09:08,770 --> 01:09:10,480 about people our age. 1166 01:09:10,897 --> 01:09:12,357 I know it. 1167 01:09:12,815 --> 01:09:16,194 Patti, help me out tonight at the show. 1168 01:09:16,819 --> 01:09:18,655 Do our old number with me. 1169 01:09:19,947 --> 01:09:22,075 Gosh, Billy, I'd like to 1170 01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:25,244 but I'm never going to appear in public again until I own-- 1171 01:09:25,370 --> 01:09:27,705 Golly, I wish I had the money to buy you a pair of-- 1172 01:09:27,830 --> 01:09:29,457 Billy. 1173 01:09:31,584 --> 01:09:34,045 That's a very nice thought though. 1174 01:09:34,462 --> 01:09:36,130 Thank you. 1175 01:09:43,012 --> 01:09:44,514 Ah! 1176 01:09:44,639 --> 01:09:46,057 It's papa! 1177 01:09:48,017 --> 01:09:50,978 - Did you hurt yourself, papa? - Of course, I hurt myself. 1178 01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:54,774 Children, I wanna ask you something. 1179 01:09:54,899 --> 01:09:56,818 - We didn't do it, papa, honest. - We didn't do it, papa, honest. 1180 01:09:56,943 --> 01:09:59,612 - Didn't do what? - Whatever it was. 1181 01:09:59,737 --> 01:10:01,197 Children... 1182 01:10:03,116 --> 01:10:04,575 are you happy? 1183 01:10:05,743 --> 01:10:09,414 Am I a good father or do you think I should be locked up? 1184 01:10:12,250 --> 01:10:14,293 Let me into your world. 1185 01:10:14,669 --> 01:10:16,921 Let me do something for you. 1186 01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:18,172 'Yeah.' 1187 01:10:18,297 --> 01:10:20,383 'Is there anything you need?' 1188 01:10:20,508 --> 01:10:22,760 I need some worms to go fishing. 1189 01:10:22,885 --> 01:10:24,637 Worms? Oh, yes. 1190 01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:27,140 Here's a dime. Buy yourself a shovel. 1191 01:10:27,265 --> 01:10:28,808 I'd like a white rabbit. 1192 01:10:28,933 --> 01:10:30,977 You shall have two white rabbits. 1193 01:10:31,352 --> 01:10:32,937 No, wait a minute, on second thought 1194 01:10:33,062 --> 01:10:35,231 perhaps one would be better. 1195 01:10:36,858 --> 01:10:39,318 Melba, is there anything I can get for you? 1196 01:10:40,570 --> 01:10:42,155 'No, papa. 1197 01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:44,699 What I want, I think I can get for myself. 1198 01:10:51,122 --> 01:10:54,625 Gee, he must have fallen on his head. 1199 01:10:54,751 --> 01:10:56,085 Yeah. 1200 01:12:27,176 --> 01:12:31,347 ♪ To you beautiful lady ♪ 1201 01:12:31,472 --> 01:12:37,019 ♪ I raise my eyes ♪ 1202 01:12:37,144 --> 01:12:42,233 ♪ My heart beautiful lady ♪ 1203 01:12:42,358 --> 01:12:47,488 ♪ To your heart sighs ♪ 1204 01:12:47,822 --> 01:12:52,660 ♪ Come come beautiful lady ♪ 1205 01:12:52,785 --> 01:12:57,582 ♪ To paradise ♪ 1206 01:12:57,707 --> 01:13:04,964 ♪ E're the sweet sweet waltz dream dies ♪ 1207 01:13:09,510 --> 01:13:14,181 ♪ Glide glide beautiful lady ♪ 1208 01:13:14,307 --> 01:13:19,729 ♪ On light bright wings ♪ 1209 01:13:20,187 --> 01:13:24,817 ♪ While the rapture of music ♪ 1210 01:13:24,942 --> 01:13:30,239 ♪ Around us swings ♪ 1211 01:13:30,823 --> 01:13:36,120 ♪ Dream dream dream and forget ♪ 1212 01:13:36,245 --> 01:13:41,459 ♪ Care pain useless regret ♪ 1213 01:13:41,584 --> 01:13:46,631 ♪ Love love beautiful lady ♪ 1214 01:13:46,756 --> 01:13:52,094 ♪ In my heart sings ♪♪ 1215 01:13:59,477 --> 01:14:04,398 ♪ I have a true and noble lover ♪ 1216 01:14:04,523 --> 01:14:10,196 ♪ He is my sweetheart all my own ♪ 1217 01:14:10,321 --> 01:14:15,368 ♪ He is like on Earth who shall discover ♪ 1218 01:14:15,493 --> 01:14:17,620 ♪ His heart is mine ♪ 1219 01:14:17,745 --> 01:14:22,625 ♪ And mine alone ♪ 1220 01:14:22,750 --> 01:14:27,755 ♪ We pledged our troth each to the other ♪ 1221 01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:32,885 ♪ And for our happiness I pray ♪ 1222 01:14:33,010 --> 01:14:39,809 ♪ Our lives belong to one another ♪ 1223 01:14:39,934 --> 01:14:45,564 ♪ Oh happy happy wedding day ♪ 1224 01:14:45,690 --> 01:14:49,151 ♪ Oh happy happy ♪ 1225 01:14:49,276 --> 01:14:54,407 ♪ Wedding day ♪ 1226 01:14:55,282 --> 01:14:58,452 ♪ Come come ♪ 1227 01:14:58,577 --> 01:15:01,664 ♪ I love you only ♪ 1228 01:15:01,789 --> 01:15:07,378 ♪ My heart is true ♪ 1229 01:15:07,503 --> 01:15:10,006 ♪ Come come ♪ 1230 01:15:10,131 --> 01:15:12,967 ♪ My life is lonely ♪ 1231 01:15:13,092 --> 01:15:18,389 ♪ I long for you ♪ 1232 01:15:18,848 --> 01:15:21,559 ♪ Come come ♪ 1233 01:15:21,684 --> 01:15:25,104 ♪ Naught can efface you ♪ 1234 01:15:25,229 --> 01:15:28,399 ♪ My arms are aching ♪ 1235 01:15:28,524 --> 01:15:31,777 ♪ Now to embrace you ♪ 1236 01:15:31,902 --> 01:15:37,992 ♪ Thou art divine ♪ 1237 01:15:38,117 --> 01:15:41,412 ♪ Come come ♪ 1238 01:15:41,537 --> 01:15:46,000 ♪ I love you only ♪ 1239 01:15:46,125 --> 01:15:48,502 ♪ Come ♪ 1240 01:15:48,627 --> 01:15:54,592 ♪ Hero mine ♪ 1241 01:16:44,725 --> 01:16:50,689 ♪ Come hero mine ♪ 1242 01:17:13,129 --> 01:17:15,631 ♪ Come come ♪ 1243 01:17:15,756 --> 01:17:18,509 ♪ Naught can efface you ♪ 1244 01:17:18,634 --> 01:17:21,053 ♪ My arms are aching ♪ 1245 01:17:21,178 --> 01:17:24,014 ♪ Now to embrace you ♪ 1246 01:17:24,140 --> 01:17:29,770 ♪ Thou art divine ♪ 1247 01:17:30,187 --> 01:17:34,024 ♪ Come come ♪ 1248 01:17:34,150 --> 01:17:38,863 ♪ I love you only ♪ 1249 01:17:38,988 --> 01:17:44,869 ♪ Come hero ♪ ♪ Sweetheart ♪ 1250 01:17:44,994 --> 01:17:50,291 ♪ Mine ♪♪ 1251 01:18:16,609 --> 01:18:19,612 - Melba? - 'No, darling, it's papa.' 1252 01:18:22,323 --> 01:18:23,699 Well, darling, have you changed your mind 1253 01:18:23,824 --> 01:18:25,367 about going to the show tonight? 1254 01:18:25,492 --> 01:18:26,952 How can I in my condition? 1255 01:18:27,077 --> 01:18:29,663 I don't know. I'd, uh, I'd like to see you go. 1256 01:18:29,788 --> 01:18:33,417 Oh, I can't. Nothing can induce me. 1257 01:18:33,542 --> 01:18:34,793 Nothing? 1258 01:18:34,919 --> 01:18:38,172 Well, perhaps one thing, but that's impossible. 1259 01:18:38,297 --> 01:18:41,342 My dear child, to papa, nothing is impossible. 1260 01:18:46,013 --> 01:18:48,474 You-you know, you lace them up 1261 01:18:48,599 --> 01:18:50,351 on the, on the bedpost, you know. 1262 01:18:50,476 --> 01:18:51,727 Oh, and, uh, 1263 01:18:51,852 --> 01:18:54,730 you know that black dress of your mama's? 1264 01:18:54,855 --> 01:18:57,566 Now you get Miss Zilly to fix that up to fit you. 1265 01:18:57,942 --> 01:19:00,027 Oh, papa. 1266 01:19:00,152 --> 01:19:01,528 Oh, papa! 1267 01:19:01,654 --> 01:19:04,782 You're the most wonderful papa in the world. 1268 01:19:04,907 --> 01:19:06,951 - Thanks, dear. - Oh, golly. 1269 01:19:23,968 --> 01:19:26,512 ♪ Young Johnny Jones he had a cute little boat ♪ 1270 01:19:26,637 --> 01:19:27,596 ♪ Bet your life ♪ 1271 01:19:27,721 --> 01:19:28,847 ♪ And all the girlies ♪ 1272 01:19:28,973 --> 01:19:30,140 ♪ He would take for a float ♪ 1273 01:19:30,266 --> 01:19:32,184 ♪ Uh-huh he had girlies ♪ 1274 01:19:32,309 --> 01:19:33,852 ♪ On the shore ♪ 1275 01:19:33,978 --> 01:19:36,605 ♪ Sweet little peaches by the score ♪ 1276 01:19:36,730 --> 01:19:39,817 ♪ Ho ho ho ho but Johnny was a wisenheimer you know ♪ 1277 01:19:39,942 --> 01:19:42,486 ♪ Why his steady girl was He ♪ 1278 01:19:42,611 --> 01:19:43,946 ♪ That's me ♪ 1279 01:19:44,071 --> 01:19:46,865 ♪ And every Sunday afternoon ♪ 1280 01:19:46,991 --> 01:19:49,868 ♪ She'd jump in his boat and they'd spoon ♪ 1281 01:19:49,994 --> 01:19:53,330 ♪ And then he'd row row row way up the river ♪ 1282 01:19:53,455 --> 01:19:56,709 ♪ He would row row row a hug he'd give her ♪ 1283 01:19:56,834 --> 01:19:58,836 ♪ Then he'd kiss her now and then ♪ 1284 01:19:58,961 --> 01:20:00,462 ♪ She would tell him when ♪ 1285 01:20:00,587 --> 01:20:02,006 ♪ He'd fool around and fool around ♪ 1286 01:20:02,131 --> 01:20:03,799 ♪ And then they'd kiss again ♪ 1287 01:20:03,924 --> 01:20:06,927 ♪ And then he'd row row row a little further ♪ 1288 01:20:07,052 --> 01:20:10,306 ♪ He would row oh how he'd row ♪ 1289 01:20:10,431 --> 01:20:11,932 ♪ Then he'd drop both his oars ♪ 1290 01:20:12,057 --> 01:20:13,517 ♪ Take a few more encores ♪ 1291 01:20:13,642 --> 01:20:17,021 ♪ And then he'd row row row ♪ 1292 01:21:18,332 --> 01:21:19,875 ♪ Then he'd drop both his oars ♪ 1293 01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,251 ♪ Take a few more encores ♪ 1294 01:21:21,377 --> 01:21:24,880 ♪ And then he'd row row row ♪♪ 1295 01:21:38,435 --> 01:21:40,354 Oh, honey, you were wonderful. 1296 01:21:40,479 --> 01:21:42,356 - I did three bows. - I know you did. 1297 01:21:42,481 --> 01:21:44,066 Gee, if I'd known you were gonna be here, Patti 1298 01:21:44,191 --> 01:21:45,692 I would have done the number with you. 1299 01:21:45,818 --> 01:21:48,028 Oh, well, thanks, Billy, but Mr. Finlay asked me to sing. 1300 01:21:48,153 --> 01:21:50,948 - Oh. - Alright, Eddie. You're on. 1301 01:21:54,660 --> 01:21:57,121 Well, if you'll excuse me, I guess I'll go get dressed. 1302 01:21:58,789 --> 01:22:00,916 Mr. Finlay. 1303 01:22:04,086 --> 01:22:06,004 What's Patti doing backstage? 1304 01:22:06,130 --> 01:22:07,673 'Why, I'm putting her on for a song' 1305 01:22:07,798 --> 01:22:09,383 'right after Jane Schimpf's birdcalls.' 1306 01:22:09,508 --> 01:22:11,051 'Well, I won't have it. Everything goes wrong' 1307 01:22:11,176 --> 01:22:12,845 'when that troublemaker's around.' 1308 01:22:12,970 --> 01:22:15,347 'You know, Mr. Finlay, I have my professional reputation' 1309 01:22:15,472 --> 01:22:17,891 to think about and as the star of this show 1310 01:22:18,016 --> 01:22:19,518 I will not appear on the same bill. 1311 01:22:19,643 --> 01:22:21,687 'But, Valerie, I just asked her to fill a spot--' 1312 01:22:21,812 --> 01:22:24,273 'This theater is not big enough for the two of us.' 1313 01:22:24,398 --> 01:22:26,358 'Now which one of us goes?' 1314 01:22:26,483 --> 01:22:29,027 - I guess that's me. - 'Oh, Miss Robinson, I--' 1315 01:22:29,153 --> 01:22:31,738 It's alright, Mr. Finlay. I'll go. 1316 01:22:31,864 --> 01:22:33,991 Thank you for being so kind. 1317 01:22:37,286 --> 01:22:41,457 Mr. Finlay, it's not my artistic temperament. 1318 01:22:41,582 --> 01:22:44,960 It's just that Patti's a plain, old-fashioned jinx. 1319 01:22:56,430 --> 01:22:58,307 Mother? Mr. Finlay! 1320 01:22:58,432 --> 01:22:59,516 Valerie, what is it? What happened? 1321 01:22:59,641 --> 01:23:01,226 My dancing shoes, they're gone. 1322 01:23:01,351 --> 01:23:02,978 Hurry up, Valerie. You follow Eddie Gavin. 1323 01:23:03,103 --> 01:23:04,438 I'm not a barefoot dancer. 1324 01:23:04,563 --> 01:23:06,023 Someone's taken my darling's little shoes. 1325 01:23:06,148 --> 01:23:07,608 Well, where are your street shoes? 1326 01:23:07,733 --> 01:23:09,151 I didn't bring any and I can't do this dance 1327 01:23:09,276 --> 01:23:10,527 in bedroom slippers. 1328 01:23:10,652 --> 01:23:12,196 Some miserable sneak stole my shoes. 1329 01:23:12,321 --> 01:23:14,072 Now who we... 1330 01:23:14,573 --> 01:23:16,825 - Billy Finlay. - Who, me? 1331 01:23:16,950 --> 01:23:18,577 Yes, you. You did it for Patti. 1332 01:23:18,702 --> 01:23:19,703 My son is an honest boy. 1333 01:23:19,828 --> 01:23:21,580 Why, he wouldn't think of... 1334 01:23:23,081 --> 01:23:24,625 Where are they? 1335 01:23:25,959 --> 01:23:28,295 Oh, Billy Finlay. 1336 01:23:29,963 --> 01:23:31,256 Ah. 1337 01:23:31,381 --> 01:23:33,592 - Oh! - How dare you? 1338 01:23:33,717 --> 01:23:35,969 - I wear a size 4 AAA. - Yes. 1339 01:23:36,094 --> 01:23:37,513 Well, they were here a minute ago. 1340 01:23:37,638 --> 01:23:40,140 I refuse to submit to these indignities. 1341 01:23:40,265 --> 01:23:43,268 I won't go on. I won't go on and that's final. 1342 01:23:43,393 --> 01:23:45,771 You can give the people all their money back. 1343 01:23:45,896 --> 01:23:49,525 Come, mother. I've had enough of amateur theatricals. 1344 01:23:51,193 --> 01:23:54,446 Who wants their money back? Anybody can do her number. 1345 01:23:54,571 --> 01:23:57,157 - My sister, for instance. - Yeah, but she doesn't know it. 1346 01:23:57,282 --> 01:23:58,492 I beg to differ. 1347 01:23:58,617 --> 01:24:00,327 She peeked in the window all during rehearsals. 1348 01:24:00,452 --> 01:24:02,538 She did? Well, where is she? 1349 01:24:02,871 --> 01:24:05,707 I don't know. You might try the drugstore. 1350 01:24:09,253 --> 01:24:10,671 Here we are. 1351 01:24:10,796 --> 01:24:13,757 Here's a nice strawberry soda. 1352 01:24:13,882 --> 01:24:15,634 I guess there's nothing left for me to do 1353 01:24:15,759 --> 01:24:17,386 but become a missionary. 1354 01:24:17,511 --> 01:24:20,347 Well, you wouldn't want to do that in an empty stomach. 1355 01:24:21,098 --> 01:24:22,516 Try this. 1356 01:24:22,641 --> 01:24:24,768 Oh, good evening, Mrs. Penford. 1357 01:24:27,437 --> 01:24:29,356 - Hello, Billy. - Patti, the show's in trouble. 1358 01:24:29,481 --> 01:24:31,358 My father wants you to take Valerie's place. 1359 01:24:31,483 --> 01:24:33,986 - She walked out. - She did? 1360 01:24:35,028 --> 01:24:36,363 How would I know her number? 1361 01:24:36,488 --> 01:24:39,157 Well, you peeked in the window during rehearsals. 1362 01:24:39,283 --> 01:24:40,450 Oh. 1363 01:24:40,576 --> 01:24:42,578 No, Billy. It's out of the question. 1364 01:24:42,703 --> 01:24:44,871 Well, if you don't, Patti, we'll have to give the money back 1365 01:24:44,997 --> 01:24:47,457 and it was supposed to go to the preservation of wildlife 1366 01:24:47,583 --> 01:24:49,084 in the Catskills. 1367 01:24:49,209 --> 01:24:50,294 It was? 1368 01:24:50,419 --> 01:24:51,587 Think of all those poor little beavers 1369 01:24:51,712 --> 01:24:54,339 and, and possums, skunks and... 1370 01:24:54,881 --> 01:24:56,425 You're right, Billy. 1371 01:24:56,550 --> 01:24:58,594 I mustn't let my personal feelings stand in the way 1372 01:24:58,719 --> 01:25:00,137 of our four-footed friends. 1373 01:25:00,262 --> 01:25:02,639 - Come on. - Gee, I hope I peeked enough. 1374 01:25:02,764 --> 01:25:05,559 - You did. - Thanks for the soda. 1375 01:25:05,684 --> 01:25:08,061 There goes one of my satisfied customers. 1376 01:25:08,186 --> 01:25:12,399 Only this afternoon, her father bought her one of these corsets. 1377 01:25:12,524 --> 01:25:13,775 Oh. 1378 01:25:15,944 --> 01:25:18,864 'She's undoubtedly suffering from curvature of the spine.' 1379 01:25:18,989 --> 01:25:20,115 Oh. 1380 01:25:20,240 --> 01:25:21,700 Uh, the-the corset will correct it. 1381 01:25:21,825 --> 01:25:23,619 Uh, but you mustn't bend over in them 1382 01:25:23,744 --> 01:25:27,122 or they lock... like so. 1383 01:25:27,247 --> 01:25:28,749 Really? 1384 01:25:30,542 --> 01:25:32,794 'Patti, are you ready?' 1385 01:25:32,919 --> 01:25:35,422 You are going to dance with me, aren't you? 1386 01:25:36,715 --> 01:25:39,009 Please, I-I need you. 1387 01:25:40,010 --> 01:25:43,138 Oh, Patti, can't you ever forgive me for what I did? 1388 01:25:43,597 --> 01:25:45,098 Whatever it was. 1389 01:25:45,223 --> 01:25:48,185 If you don't, I'll, I'll drown myself in the lake. 1390 01:25:56,318 --> 01:25:57,402 Oh, Patti. 1391 01:25:57,527 --> 01:25:58,654 'Senor Armendez, ' 1392 01:25:58,779 --> 01:26:00,614 'Miss Robinson, you're on.' 1393 01:26:23,929 --> 01:26:25,972 So that's where they went. 1394 01:26:27,265 --> 01:26:29,768 What are you doin' after the show? 1395 01:26:36,233 --> 01:26:39,486 Why, there's Patti. And that's my best dress. 1396 01:26:39,611 --> 01:26:41,530 Tell mama it was. 1397 01:26:41,655 --> 01:26:43,782 - It was. - It was. 1398 01:28:36,019 --> 01:28:37,354 You can straighten up now, Patti. 1399 01:28:37,479 --> 01:28:39,940 - I can't. - You can't? 1400 01:28:42,025 --> 01:28:43,902 What? You can't? 1401 01:28:45,695 --> 01:28:47,906 Smile, Patti. Smile. 1402 01:28:48,323 --> 01:28:49,825 Smile, smile. 1403 01:28:49,950 --> 01:28:51,701 She's laced them up too tight. 1404 01:28:51,827 --> 01:28:53,954 What's she got? Lockjaw? 1405 01:28:54,704 --> 01:28:57,123 Stand back, stand back. Give her air, will you? 1406 01:28:57,249 --> 01:28:58,917 Frozen muscles. Very interesting. 1407 01:28:59,042 --> 01:29:00,210 It's that straitjacket. 1408 01:29:00,335 --> 01:29:01,753 What have you done to my child? 1409 01:29:01,878 --> 01:29:03,630 Mr. Robinson, your child is no longer a child. 1410 01:29:03,755 --> 01:29:05,549 I'll take charge of this. Carry her to the dressing room. 1411 01:29:05,674 --> 01:29:07,175 Here, give her to me. 1412 01:29:07,968 --> 01:29:10,637 Imagine, one kiss causing such complete paralysis. 1413 01:29:10,762 --> 01:29:14,474 Mind your own business! You buy that man some pants. 1414 01:29:15,475 --> 01:29:17,602 Just set her down here on the couch, please. 1415 01:29:17,727 --> 01:29:19,646 On my side, please. 1416 01:29:20,355 --> 01:29:21,773 Yeah, thank you very much. 1417 01:29:21,898 --> 01:29:23,483 - Now, everyone, out. - Yes, everybody, out. 1418 01:29:23,608 --> 01:29:24,943 - You, too. You, too, papa. - Everybody. 1419 01:29:25,068 --> 01:29:27,279 Me too? Okay, alright. 1420 01:29:29,406 --> 01:29:32,951 - Hurry, mama. - Oh, Patti honey. 1421 01:29:33,618 --> 01:29:38,081 Darling, a surgical corset! 1422 01:29:38,790 --> 01:29:41,334 Your father ought to have his head examined. 1423 01:29:41,960 --> 01:29:43,753 - There. - Oh! 1424 01:29:44,421 --> 01:29:46,715 Oh, mama, how would he know? 1425 01:29:47,340 --> 01:29:49,968 In other words, I should have picked it out. 1426 01:29:50,468 --> 01:29:52,429 You're a woman, mother. 1427 01:29:53,597 --> 01:29:55,098 Oh. 1428 01:29:55,682 --> 01:29:58,935 And so are you, my baby. 1429 01:30:00,854 --> 01:30:03,815 Tomorrow we'll get you a La Belle Mode Corset. 1430 01:30:03,940 --> 01:30:04,900 We will? 1431 01:30:05,025 --> 01:30:06,026 Well, unless you'd rather have 1432 01:30:06,151 --> 01:30:07,527 a whalebone wasp waist. 1433 01:30:07,652 --> 01:30:10,113 - Oh, mother. - But as for my new dress-- 1434 01:30:10,238 --> 01:30:12,282 Oh, I didn't hurt it, honest. 1435 01:30:12,407 --> 01:30:14,409 You wear it much better than I ever did. 1436 01:30:14,534 --> 01:30:16,036 I think you better keep it. 1437 01:30:16,161 --> 01:30:19,497 Besides, don't tell papa, but I can't get into it anymore. 1438 01:30:19,623 --> 01:30:21,416 Oh, mama. 1439 01:30:22,876 --> 01:30:24,377 Mr. Robinson, I'd like permission 1440 01:30:24,502 --> 01:30:26,171 to call on your daughter when we get back to the city. 1441 01:30:26,296 --> 01:30:27,881 - What for? - Oh, to see her. 1442 01:30:28,006 --> 01:30:29,674 To talk to her. To get to know her better. 1443 01:30:29,799 --> 01:30:31,176 It seems to me you know her well enough. 1444 01:30:31,301 --> 01:30:32,594 All this kissing, all this bend-- 1445 01:30:32,719 --> 01:30:34,179 It is customary in my country 1446 01:30:34,304 --> 01:30:35,931 to ask permission to call 1447 01:30:36,056 --> 01:30:37,807 when a man's intentions are serious. 1448 01:30:37,933 --> 01:30:40,477 Of course, you may call, Demi. We'll be very happy to see you. 1449 01:30:40,602 --> 01:30:41,978 Look here, Katie, this man's trying-- 1450 01:30:42,103 --> 01:30:43,939 - I know. - Uh, but this is my daughter. 1451 01:30:44,064 --> 01:30:46,191 Papa, don't you think it's about time 1452 01:30:46,316 --> 01:30:48,526 you two stopped acting like children? 1453 01:30:48,985 --> 01:30:50,070 Why, the way you're behaving 1454 01:30:50,195 --> 01:30:52,697 the kids aren't getting any sleep. 1455 01:30:58,536 --> 01:31:00,330 'Patti.' 1456 01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:05,293 Oh, mama. 1457 01:31:05,418 --> 01:31:07,003 - Oh! - Aww. 1458 01:31:12,050 --> 01:31:13,635 Well, look at that. 1459 01:31:13,760 --> 01:31:16,763 I walked the floor with her, brought her through sickness 1460 01:31:16,888 --> 01:31:18,348 helped her with her homework 1461 01:31:18,473 --> 01:31:21,059 and worried and worried about her happiness. 1462 01:31:21,643 --> 01:31:23,269 And now what do I do? 1463 01:31:23,395 --> 01:31:25,647 I walk into a church and when the preacher asks 1464 01:31:25,772 --> 01:31:28,650 "Who gives this woman to this man?" 1465 01:31:28,775 --> 01:31:32,654 I stand up like a fool and say, "I do." 1466 01:31:33,321 --> 01:31:37,200 Papa, my father was no fool.109930