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Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Josh

Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Josh

Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Josh Johnson. We've got so much to talk about

Johnson. We've got so much to talk about

Johnson. We've got so much to talk about tonight. Donald Trump is using you for a

tonight. Donald Trump is using you for a

tonight. Donald Trump is using you for a GoFundMe. Lindsey Graham makes an even

GoFundMe. Lindsey Graham makes an even

GoFundMe. Lindsey Graham makes an even tougher sale than bombing Iran. And

tougher sale than bombing Iran. And

tougher sale than bombing Iran. And Triumph the Insole comic dog humps some

Triumph the Insole comic dog humps some

Triumph the Insole comic dog humps some legs at the correspondence dinner.

legs at the correspondence dinner.

legs at the correspondence dinner. But first, let's start with the most

But first, let's start with the most

But first, let's start with the most urgent issue facing America today.

urgent issue facing America today.

urgent issue facing America today. Donald Trump still doesn't have a

Donald Trump still doesn't have a

Donald Trump still doesn't have a ballroom. All right,

ballroom. All right,

ballroom. All right, let's get into it in our new segment,

let's get into it in our new segment,

let's get into it in our new segment, Let Them Eat Ballroom.

The country's going to hell in a hand

The country's going to hell in a hand

The country's going to hell in a hand basket. Let's do a little dancing.

As we all know, there was an attempted

As we all know, there was an attempted

As we all know, there was an attempted assassination at the White House

assassination at the White House

assassination at the White House correspondence dinner this weekend,

correspondence dinner this weekend,

correspondence dinner this weekend, which first of all, terrible week for

which first of all, terrible week for

which first of all, terrible week for light-skinned dudes.

light-skinned dudes.

light-skinned dudes. You got this guy going for the president

You got this guy going for the president

You got this guy going for the president and chewing carpet. Clay Thompson

and chewing carpet. Clay Thompson

and chewing carpet. Clay Thompson cheating on Megan the Stallion.

>> No pressure. But Drake,

this album's got to be fire. It's all on

this album's got to be fire. It's all on

this album's got to be fire. It's all on you.

you.

you. But that was just my takeaway.

But that was just my takeaway.

But that was just my takeaway. Republicans had another somehow dumber

Republicans had another somehow dumber

Republicans had another somehow dumber takeaway. A group of Senate Republicans

takeaway. A group of Senate Republicans

takeaway. A group of Senate Republicans is pushing to fund the construction of

is pushing to fund the construction of

is pushing to fund the construction of President Trump's 90,000 foot ballroom

President Trump's 90,000 foot ballroom

President Trump's 90,000 foot ballroom using taxpayer money.

using taxpayer money.

using taxpayer money. >> We're going to introduce legislation

>> We're going to introduce legislation

>> We're going to introduce legislation that would authorize

that would authorize

that would authorize $400 million to be spent to secure the

$400 million to be spent to secure the

$400 million to be spent to secure the pre to build the presidential ballroom.

pre to build the presidential ballroom.

pre to build the presidential ballroom. >> $400 million.

That's our money. WHY DO WE have to pay

That's our money. WHY DO WE have to pay

That's our money. WHY DO WE have to pay for this? WE DIDN'T TRY TO SHOOT the

for this? WE DIDN'T TRY TO SHOOT the

for this? WE DIDN'T TRY TO SHOOT the president.

president.

president. Make this guy pay for the ballroom.

Make this guy pay for the ballroom.

Make this guy pay for the ballroom. This is the administration that is

This is the administration that is

This is the administration that is obsessed with government waste. I I

obsessed with government waste. I I

obsessed with government waste. I I can't believe they dissolve Doge right

can't believe they dissolve Doge right

can't believe they dissolve Doge right before Trump demanded a $400 million

before Trump demanded a $400 million

before Trump demanded a $400 million ballroom.

ballroom.

ballroom. It's like how the Michael Jackson movie

It's like how the Michael Jackson movie

It's like how the Michael Jackson movie ended right before he starts molesting.

You just went ahead and skipped all the

You just went ahead and skipped all the

You just went ahead and skipped all the important stuff, huh?

important stuff, huh?

important stuff, huh? We live in such a crazy time now that

We live in such a crazy time now that

We live in such a crazy time now that events don't even need to be connected

events don't even need to be connected

events don't even need to be connected to each other. Someone tried to kill the

to each other. Someone tried to kill the

to each other. Someone tried to kill the president. So now we're going to build a

president. So now we're going to build a

president. So now we're going to build a ballroom.

ballroom.

ballroom. But I feel like someone completely

But I feel like someone completely

But I feel like someone completely trustworthy told us we wouldn't have to

trustworthy told us we wouldn't have to

trustworthy told us we wouldn't have to pay for anything.

pay for anything.

pay for anything. >> We're putting up our own money with the

>> We're putting up our own money with the

>> We're putting up our own money with the the government is paying for nothing. We

the government is paying for nothing. We

the government is paying for nothing. We did this no charge to the taxpayer

did this no charge to the taxpayer

did this no charge to the taxpayer whatsoever. All private money. Not one

whatsoever. All private money. Not one

whatsoever. All private money. Not one penny is being used from the federal

penny is being used from the federal

penny is being used from the federal government.

government.

government. >> And and to his word, it isn't one penny.

>> And and to his word, it isn't one penny.

>> And and to his word, it isn't one penny. It's 40 billion pennies.

It's 40 billion pennies.

It's 40 billion pennies. Honestly, as soon as I heard about the

Honestly, as soon as I heard about the

Honestly, as soon as I heard about the ballroom, I knew we would end up paying

ballroom, I knew we would end up paying

ballroom, I knew we would end up paying for it. Like, Trump is the type of dude

for it. Like, Trump is the type of dude

for it. Like, Trump is the type of dude to whine and dine you and then forget

to whine and dine you and then forget

to whine and dine you and then forget his wallet.

his wallet.

his wallet. He'll just be sitting with you like, "I

He'll just be sitting with you like, "I

He'll just be sitting with you like, "I hope you had a great time." Uh, I just

Uh-oh. Uh oh. I I hate to do this, but

Uh-oh. Uh oh. I I hate to do this, but

Uh-oh. Uh oh. I I hate to do this, but uh we're still going to have sex, right?

uh we're still going to have sex, right?

uh we're still going to have sex, right? Like,

don't get me wrong, with so many seniors

don't get me wrong, with so many seniors

don't get me wrong, with so many seniors getting scammed in America, I'm glad one

getting scammed in America, I'm glad one

getting scammed in America, I'm glad one of them is turning the tables.

of them is turning the tables.

of them is turning the tables. I just don't want it to be on us, you

I just don't want it to be on us, you

I just don't want it to be on us, you know? And 400 million is way too much.

know? And 400 million is way too much.

know? And 400 million is way too much. Why is this ballroom so expensive? Is

Why is this ballroom so expensive? Is

Why is this ballroom so expensive? Is the roof going to be made of Coachella

the roof going to be made of Coachella

the roof going to be made of Coachella tickets?

tickets?

tickets? What could possibly make this thing cost

What could possibly make this thing cost

What could possibly make this thing cost so much? Like, be specific. Underneath

so much? Like, be specific. Underneath

so much? Like, be specific. Underneath there will be a lot of military stuff.

there will be a lot of military stuff.

there will be a lot of military stuff. >> Military stuff?

>> Military stuff?

>> Military stuff? What military stuff? Name 10 military

What military stuff? Name 10 military

What military stuff? Name 10 military stuffs. I'll wait.

Lindsey Graham sounds like me in fifth

Lindsey Graham sounds like me in fifth

Lindsey Graham sounds like me in fifth grade trying to convince my mom to get

grade trying to convince my mom to get

grade trying to convince my mom to get me an Xbox. Like you you know they make

me an Xbox. Like you you know they make

me an Xbox. Like you you know they make educational games, too. Here's

what I don't get. The president travels

what I don't get. The president travels

what I don't get. The president travels with tons of security everywhere he

with tons of security everywhere he

with tons of security everywhere he goes. So, what problem are we trying to

goes. So, what problem are we trying to

goes. So, what problem are we trying to solve? Exactly.

solve? Exactly.

solve? Exactly. >> The ballroom itself will avoid the

>> The ballroom itself will avoid the

>> The ballroom itself will avoid the dilemma of having to leave the White

dilemma of having to leave the White

dilemma of having to leave the White House grounds. He literally could have

House grounds. He literally could have

House grounds. He literally could have left his bedroom, walked out the back of

left his bedroom, walked out the back of

left his bedroom, walked out the back of the White House and been at the

the White House and been at the

the White House and been at the ballroom.

>> Wait, wait. The president needs to walk

>> Wait, wait. The president needs to walk

>> Wait, wait. The president needs to walk out of his bedroom into the ballroom.

out of his bedroom into the ballroom.

out of his bedroom into the ballroom. This feels like it's Lindsay's dream.

I can see Lindsay like I must rise from

I can see Lindsay like I must rise from

I can see Lindsay like I must rise from my silk sheets

my silk sheets

my silk sheets and directly into the catilion.

and directly into the catilion.

and directly into the catilion. Oh, it's a it's a mass catilion where

Oh, it's a it's a mass catilion where

Oh, it's a it's a mass catilion where where I can be my truest self.

where I can be my truest self.

where I can be my truest self. This is not what a president is supposed

This is not what a president is supposed

This is not what a president is supposed to be focused on. Unless that president

to be focused on. Unless that president

to be focused on. Unless that president is 7 years old. You know, they're

is 7 years old. You know, they're

is 7 years old. You know, they're writing a list like, I'm going to have a

writing a list like, I'm going to have a

writing a list like, I'm going to have a slide that goes right from my bed to the

slide that goes right from my bed to the

slide that goes right from my bed to the pool.

pool.

pool. And I want a soup made out of candy so

And I want a soup made out of candy so

And I want a soup made out of candy so whenever I get hungry, I can just eat my

whenever I get hungry, I can just eat my

whenever I get hungry, I can just eat my shirt.

But still, as good as the White House

But still, as good as the White House

But still, as good as the White House is, Trump is going to have to leave

is, Trump is going to have to leave

is, Trump is going to have to leave sometimes.

sometimes.

sometimes. >> It really does put President Trump at

>> It really does put President Trump at

>> It really does put President Trump at risk to go around Washington DC like

risk to go around Washington DC like

risk to go around Washington DC like this. The president should not have to

this. The president should not have to

this. The president should not have to leave the White House, to go to the

leave the White House, to go to the

leave the White House, to go to the Kennedy Center, to go to the Hilton and

Kennedy Center, to go to the Hilton and

Kennedy Center, to go to the Hilton and and venture out. People should come to

and venture out. People should come to

and venture out. People should come to him.

him.

him. >> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

>> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

>> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. The president should have to leave

wait. The president should have to leave

wait. The president should have to leave his house. You don't want the leader of

his house. You don't want the leader of

his house. You don't want the leader of the free world to visit anything.

the free world to visit anything.

the free world to visit anything. Hold on. It

Hold on. It

Hold on. It Is the president depressed?

I know people keep trying to shoot him,

I know people keep trying to shoot him,

I know people keep trying to shoot him, but still.

Come to think of it, did he just get

Come to think of it, did he just get

Come to think of it, did he just get McDonald's Door Dash to the house?

McDonald's Door Dash to the house?

McDonald's Door Dash to the house? That sounds like a man who's given up on

That sounds like a man who's given up on

That sounds like a man who's given up on life. You know, wait till he finds out

life. You know, wait till he finds out

life. You know, wait till he finds out about Snuggies.

about Snuggies.

about Snuggies. There have to be arguments for this

There have to be arguments for this

There have to be arguments for this ballroom that don't just make the

ballroom that don't just make the

ballroom that don't just make the president sound like an indoor cat.

president sound like an indoor cat.

president sound like an indoor cat. >> I never understood the opposition to the

>> I never understood the opposition to the

>> I never understood the opposition to the ballroom. I mean, all women love

ballroom. I mean, all women love

ballroom. I mean, all women love ballrooms.

>> All women love ballrooms.

>> All women love ballrooms.

>> All women love ballrooms. That argument is so sexist. It's one

That argument is so sexist. It's one

That argument is so sexist. It's one step away from being super woke. Like,

step away from being super woke. Like,

step away from being super woke. Like, all women love ballrooms. Why can't the

all women love ballrooms. Why can't the

all women love ballrooms. Why can't the president feel like a pretty girl?

I mean, I don't even know how big of a

I mean, I don't even know how big of a

I mean, I don't even know how big of a deal this is because sure, all the

deal this is because sure, all the

deal this is because sure, all the Republicans are on board, but there's no

Republicans are on board, but there's no

Republicans are on board, but there's no way there's even one Democrat that's

way there's even one Democrat that's

way there's even one Democrat that's going to support this.

going to support this.

going to support this. >> So far, only one Democrat, Senator John

>> So far, only one Democrat, Senator John

>> So far, only one Democrat, Senator John Fetterman of Pennsylvania, has come out

Fetterman of Pennsylvania, has come out

Fetterman of Pennsylvania, has come out in favor of this project.

in favor of this project.

in favor of this project. >> This dude is a ballroom guy.

He's never worn a blazer that wasn't

He's never worn a blazer that wasn't

He's never worn a blazer that wasn't loaned to him by the mayor D.

loaned to him by the mayor D.

loaned to him by the mayor D. >> The one time I've seen him wearing a

>> The one time I've seen him wearing a

>> The one time I've seen him wearing a jacket and tie, he was wearing them with

jacket and tie, he was wearing them with

jacket and tie, he was wearing them with a hoodie.

He looks like he robbed somebody who was

He looks like he robbed somebody who was

He looks like he robbed somebody who was wearing a tie.

wearing a tie.

wearing a tie. It's like they told him he couldn't come

It's like they told him he couldn't come

It's like they told him he couldn't come in without one and then he saw a guy

in without one and then he saw a guy

in without one and then he saw a guy wear one. He was like, "Get over here.

WHAT DOES HE want a ballroom for? I bet

WHAT DOES HE want a ballroom for? I bet

WHAT DOES HE want a ballroom for? I bet Republicans say if he voted for it,

Republicans say if he voted for it,

Republicans say if he voted for it, they'd add a bell tower just for him.

Look, I know Republicans had Project

Look, I know Republicans had Project

Look, I know Republicans had Project 2025, but I'm starting to think they

2025, but I'm starting to think they

2025, but I'm starting to think they never wrote Project 2026

never wrote Project 2026

never wrote Project 2026 because they're on day four of arguing

because they're on day four of arguing

because they're on day four of arguing that the president needs a ballroom to

that the president needs a ballroom to

that the president needs a ballroom to dance in while we're at war during an

dance in while we're at war during an

dance in while we're at war during an affordability crisis. But if we ask the

affordability crisis. But if we ask the

affordability crisis. But if we ask the government for housing or health care or

government for housing or health care or

government for housing or health care or daycare, this is what we get.

daycare, this is what we get.

daycare, this is what we get. >> The United States can't take care of

>> The United States can't take care of

>> The United States can't take care of daycare. We can't take care of daycare.

daycare. We can't take care of daycare.

daycare. We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We have 50 states.

We're a big country. We have 50 states.

We're a big country. We have 50 states. We have all these other people. We're

We have all these other people. We're

We have all these other people. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us

fighting wars. It's not possible for us

fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid,

to take care of daycare, Medicaid,

to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these individual things.

Medicare, all these individual things.

Medicare, all these individual things. We have to take care of one thing,

We have to take care of one thing,

We have to take care of one thing, military protection,

military protection,

military protection, and and a ballroom.

Now, the big question is, do other

Now, the big question is, do other

Now, the big question is, do other countries apply the same logic of

countries apply the same logic of

countries apply the same logic of ballroom protection into their security

ballroom protection into their security

ballroom protection into their security problems? Jordan Clipper went to find

problems? Jordan Clipper went to find

problems? Jordan Clipper went to find out.

out.

out. >> Just days after political gun violence

>> Just days after political gun violence

>> Just days after political gun violence in our nation's capital, I went to Times

in our nation's capital, I went to Times

in our nation's capital, I went to Times Square to ask people from foreign

Square to ask people from foreign

Square to ask people from foreign countries, why is this happening here?

countries, why is this happening here?

countries, why is this happening here? >> In London, it's never really been a big

>> In London, it's never really been a big

>> In London, it's never really been a big thing. You know, it's

thing. You know, it's

thing. You know, it's >> the whole gun thing is not a big thing.

>> the whole gun thing is not a big thing.

>> the whole gun thing is not a big thing. >> It's just crazy to me because that kind

>> It's just crazy to me because that kind

>> It's just crazy to me because that kind of stuff usually wouldn't happen in like

of stuff usually wouldn't happen in like

of stuff usually wouldn't happen in like Europe.

Europe.

Europe. >> I think most of Canada is pretty safe.

>> I think most of Canada is pretty safe.

>> I think most of Canada is pretty safe. Yeah,

Yeah,

Yeah, >> you're able to safely speak your mind

>> you're able to safely speak your mind

>> you're able to safely speak your mind without having to worry about um being

without having to worry about um being

without having to worry about um being shot down

shot down

shot down >> and doing that with words, not shot down

>> and doing that with words, not shot down

>> and doing that with words, not shot down with that outside perspective. Like

with that outside perspective. Like

with that outside perspective. Like >> what are things Americans can do to make

>> what are things Americans can do to make

>> what are things Americans can do to make America safer?

America safer?

America safer? >> Lose the guns.

>> Lose the guns.

>> Lose the guns. >> Okay,

>> Okay,

>> Okay, >> that would help.

>> that would help.

>> that would help. >> Okay. Uh noted.

>> Okay. Uh noted.

>> Okay. Uh noted. >> If we don't do that, is there anything

>> If we don't do that, is there anything

>> If we don't do that, is there anything else?

else?

else? >> Try to be decent. Respect people in

>> Try to be decent. Respect people in

>> Try to be decent. Respect people in general, of course.

general, of course.

general, of course. >> Okay. Let's say if that's if that's not

>> Okay. Let's say if that's if that's not

>> Okay. Let's say if that's if that's not our sweet spot, what else you got? can

our sweet spot, what else you got? can

our sweet spot, what else you got? can reduce the number of guns.

reduce the number of guns.

reduce the number of guns. >> Reduce the number of

>> Reduce the number of

>> Reduce the number of >> guns.

>> guns.

>> guns. >> Uh number of guns. Yeah. No.

>> Uh number of guns. Yeah. No.

>> Uh number of guns. Yeah. No. >> Have you considered more ballrooms

>> Have you considered more ballrooms

>> Have you considered more ballrooms >> without guns? Yeah.

>> without guns? Yeah.

>> without guns? Yeah. >> Okay. You were really hung up on this

>> Okay. You were really hung up on this

>> Okay. You were really hung up on this gun thing. These tourists were focused

gun thing. These tourists were focused

gun thing. These tourists were focused on the guns when Trump had a much

on the guns when Trump had a much

on the guns when Trump had a much simpler plan.

simpler plan.

simpler plan. >> It's drone proof. It's bulletproof

>> It's drone proof. It's bulletproof

>> It's drone proof. It's bulletproof glass. We need the ballroom.

glass. We need the ballroom.

glass. We need the ballroom. >> So, how were these outsiders still so

>> So, how were these outsiders still so

>> So, how were these outsiders still so lost?

lost?

lost? >> But you know where you are right now,

>> But you know where you are right now,

>> But you know where you are right now, right?

right?

right? >> Yeah. Time Square.

>> Yeah. Time Square.

>> Yeah. Time Square. >> Time Square. And you know why Time

>> Time Square. And you know why Time

>> Time Square. And you know why Time Square was so up in the 70s?

Square was so up in the 70s?

Square was so up in the 70s? >> Tell me. No ballrooms.

>> Tell me. No ballrooms.

>> Tell me. No ballrooms. >> Well, there was one. Maybe more of a

>> Well, there was one. Maybe more of a

>> Well, there was one. Maybe more of a strip club.

strip club.

strip club. >> Ah,

>> Ah,

>> Ah, >> but this place was wild. Wouldn't you

>> but this place was wild. Wouldn't you

>> but this place was wild. Wouldn't you feel a little bit safer with like a

feel a little bit safer with like a

feel a little bit safer with like a closed situation? Maybe a chandelier

closed situation? Maybe a chandelier

closed situation? Maybe a chandelier hanging plate at dinner.

hanging plate at dinner.

hanging plate at dinner. >> Like I said, I've not been to a

>> Like I said, I've not been to a

>> Like I said, I've not been to a ballroom. So,

ballroom. So,

ballroom. So, >> you got to go to a ballroom. I'm just

>> you got to go to a ballroom. I'm just

>> you got to go to a ballroom. I'm just This is for your own safety.

This is for your own safety.

This is for your own safety. >> Still, the more I talk to people from

>> Still, the more I talk to people from

>> Still, the more I talk to people from countries without constant political

countries without constant political

countries without constant political violence, the more I realize they could

violence, the more I realize they could

violence, the more I realize they could see a way through.

see a way through.

see a way through. >> Kind of communicating, keeping an open

>> Kind of communicating, keeping an open

>> Kind of communicating, keeping an open mind,

mind,

mind, >> trying to get to a middle ground. I

>> trying to get to a middle ground. I

>> trying to get to a middle ground. I think it's about unity. You know where I

think it's about unity. You know where I

think it's about unity. You know where I find unity with people that I disagree

find unity with people that I disagree

find unity with people that I disagree with?

with?

with? >> Weddings. Yeah. I got to tell you, the

>> Weddings. Yeah. I got to tell you, the

>> Weddings. Yeah. I got to tell you, the the last time I was able to talk with my

the last time I was able to talk with my

the last time I was able to talk with my uncle who was on the other side of the

uncle who was on the other side of the

uncle who was on the other side of the aisle, it was my cousin's wedding. You

aisle, it was my cousin's wedding. You

aisle, it was my cousin's wedding. You know, a little Michael Jackson comes on,

know, a little Michael Jackson comes on,

know, a little Michael Jackson comes on, everybody dances a little bit, they

everybody dances a little bit, they

everybody dances a little bit, they start moving. We're all having a great

start moving. We're all having a great

start moving. We're all having a great time. Where did all that take place?

time. Where did all that take place?

time. Where did all that take place? >> Yeah. At the wedding.

>> Yeah. At the wedding.

>> Yeah. At the wedding. >> And where is the wedding?

>> And where is the wedding?

>> And where is the wedding? >> In America.

>> In America.

>> In America. >> And where? But the location in America

>> And where? But the location in America

>> And where? But the location in America that the wedding is held within

that the wedding is held within

that the wedding is held within >> New York. It's actually upstate, but

>> New York. It's actually upstate, but

>> New York. It's actually upstate, but it's it's it's pretty close. It's that

it's it's it's pretty close. It's that

it's it's it's pretty close. It's that it's it's housed in a

it's it's housed in a

it's it's housed in a >> a chapel.

>> a chapel.

>> a chapel. >> And it No, it's not a chapel. It is a

>> And it No, it's not a chapel. It is a

>> And it No, it's not a chapel. It is a room. There's a room. There's a room.

room. There's a room. There's a room.

room. There's a room. There's a room. >> A courthouse.

>> A courthouse.

>> A courthouse. >> No, it's not a

>> No, it's not a

>> No, it's not a be aing courthouse. It's a room. It is a

be aing courthouse. It's a room. It is a

be aing courthouse. It's a room. It is a room. It is a room where we have a a

room. It is a room where we have a a

room. It is a room where we have a a ball in that room.

ball in that room.

ball in that room. >> A ballroom.

>> A ballroom.

>> A ballroom. >> Aing ballroom, man. Yeah.

>> Aing ballroom, man. Yeah.

>> Aing ballroom, man. Yeah. >> Finally, I was getting through to these

>> Finally, I was getting through to these

>> Finally, I was getting through to these people. This ballroom solution just

people. This ballroom solution just

people. This ballroom solution just makes sense.

makes sense.

makes sense. >> Makes no sense. It does. You don't need

>> Makes no sense. It does. You don't need

>> Makes no sense. It does. You don't need a you know what's the point?

a you know what's the point?

a you know what's the point? >> I got to tell you, you have a lousy

>> I got to tell you, you have a lousy

>> I got to tell you, you have a lousy attitude. If you could come up with any

attitude. If you could come up with any

attitude. If you could come up with any other way to solve our gun violence

other way to solve our gun violence

other way to solve our gun violence problem other than ballrooms, I'd love

problem other than ballrooms, I'd love

problem other than ballrooms, I'd love to hear it.

to hear it.

to hear it. >> But that's our time. Thank you very

>> But that's our time. Thank you very

>> But that's our time. Thank you very much. Thank you very much.

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