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Jesus!
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Can't you see I'm working?
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I don't got time for this shit.
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Come on. Get outta here!
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Frank!
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I just wanna make sure
you're okay.
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Maybe when I get back
from Puerto Rico,
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- we can grab a coffee?
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I spend
the winters down there.
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So Debbie and I are fucking.
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You're gay?
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I hate vaginas.
I just wanted to piss you off.
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Rich people are crazy.
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Fuckin' nuts.
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- You wanna fuck?
- Fuck yeah.
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This place is for rent.
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We should call the number,
check it out.
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Kev Ball's Keg Zone.
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Keg curls.
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I've been to every home
in Glencoe looking for you.
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Does anyone else know I'm here?
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Nobody.
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We're having
a wedding wedding?
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Just want you to know,
you marry a man,
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I'ma put a fuckin' bullet
in your head.
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Don't say I didn't warn you,
cocksmoker.
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I rented that house.
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My family, this neighborhood
is my support system.
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I would love
if you would help me
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make that house a home.
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Tami.
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Tami, you up?
Coffee's on.
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Tami.
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- Mickey's the bride?
- Nope. Groom.
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- So you're the bride.
- No. Also a groom.
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- Who's wearing the white tux?
- Mickey.
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- Take your meds yet?
- Yes.
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Gonna be
a stressful day.
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Got it.
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You pickin' those up?
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Yeah.
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Frank walking you
down the aisle?
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Grooms, remember?
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- Is he coming?
- God, I hope not.
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- He's in Glencoe.
- Great. I hope he stays there.
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Hey. I gotta go out for a bit.
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You take your meds yet?
It's gonna be a stressful day.
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- Yes. First thing.
- All right.
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Hey, we gotta meet
at the Bamboo Lotus
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at two for photos.
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Okay. Got it.
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Hey, how much
did these tuxes cost?
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Um, Mickey rented them
at some fancy place downtown.
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Where's Mickey getting
all the money for this?
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Savings, he says.
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"Savings"?
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- On the floor, motherfuckers!
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I don't really wanna know.
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Father Pete marrying you?
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Father Pete's Catholic.
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Pope won't let him
marry gay people.
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But Father Pete's gay.
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Lives in the rectory
with the organist
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with the nipple ring.
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Wait. The organist
at Saint Sebastian's
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got a nipple ring?
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Reverend Sally's
doing the ceremony.
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She's Episcopalian.
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They'll marry anybody.
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Yeah, those are nice, right?
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Mm-hmm.
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- Take your meds?
- Yes.
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- Good.
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Serious?
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The fuck out, shithead.
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You get them anything
for the wedding?
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Yeah. Edible boxers.
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Not very imaginative.
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I wanna get them
something special,
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but no money.
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You can go in
on the boxers with me.
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They got a honeymoon car?
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What's a honeymoon car?
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A car you take
to your honeymoon.
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Eh, they'll probably just stay
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at the Love Canal
for the night,
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take a bus or something.
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- Hey, you might wanna...
- Mm-hmm.
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- I'm gonna take a deuce.
- Yep.
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Dress. Dress. Dress.
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Dress. Dress.
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Dress. Dress.
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- Dress. Dress. Dress.
- No, sweetie.
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Hey, the wedding isn't
till this afternoon, okay?
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Please, Mommy. Now.
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What is she on about?
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She wants to wear
her flower girl dress again.
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Why the hell not?
She's only gonna wear it once.
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Okay, sweetie.
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- Go on.
- Yay!
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It's hanging on the ironing
board in the kitchen.
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Go.
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Uh, so...
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about last night.
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Mm.
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Yeah.
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Cool.
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So...
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We gotta be
at the Bamboo
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at nine
for the flower delivery.
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And then the caterers
are delivering
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the chairs and shit at ten.
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So...
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You think your uncle's serious
about shooting Mickey?
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Serious as a heart attack.
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But he probably won't do it
at the wedding.
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Too many witnesses.
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- He'll wait
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till Mickey's alone somewhere
or walking to the L
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or...
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Holy sh-shit.
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What?
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It's on fire.
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What's on fire?
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The Bamboo Lotus.
It's on fire!
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Dude, it's on fucking fire!
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Fuck is going on?
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Debs.
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Oh...
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fuck.
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What the hell's going on?
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What is that?
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The Bamboo Lotus.
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What?
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The wedding place?
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It's on fire.
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Terry?
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What do you think?
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Motherfucker.
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Oh, shit.
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Fuck. Mickey!
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Mickey!
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Mickey!
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Terry Milkovich!
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- You fuckin' pig fucker!
- Mickey.
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Jesus, Mick!
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I'm coming for you,
you son of a bitch!
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What the fuck, Sandy?
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Give me
the fucking gun, Mick.
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Oh, shit.
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Ow!
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- Shit!
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- Fuckin'...
- Get the cuffs.
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You done?
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No!
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You gonna make me hit you
again?
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- Fuck you, Gallagher!
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Now are you done?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Shit.
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Come on, Milo.
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Push that 60.
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There you go.
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Gotta work off that
avocado "kumbacha" smoothie
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or whatever the fuck you drink.
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Jasper, are you kidding me?
Can you go slower?
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Full rotations, man!
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Do you want your name
under Pussy of the Day?
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Is that what you want, Jasper?
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Is it safe
if I park my Tesla out front?
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Hell no, it ain't safe, Homer.
This is the ghetto, man.
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Get in here and grab two kegs
and give me 30 curls now.
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You Kevin?
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The fuck do you think?
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Lorne sent me.
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So?
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Way to go, Oscar.
Puke is pride.
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I wanna join.
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Uh, you take Amex?
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"Amex."
Cash only!
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$50 per session
up front,
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plus another $40
for the T-shirt.
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ATM is right there.
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You're out of spring water.
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I am?
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All right.
Grab a sledge.
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Start working the wall.
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Willem!
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Get off the damn phone!
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If I see you on that thing
one more time,
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it's going in the puke barrel.
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You hear me, fat boy?
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Harder, Milo!
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Come on, man.
Get it up.
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What do you have them doing
over there?
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Bashin' a hole in the wall to
connect the gym to The Alibi.
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How long's that gonna take?
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Ah, with my pasty
propeller-heads
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swinging the hammers,
twins'll be grandparents first,
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but I'm gonna finish
the rest myself later.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Making natural spring water.
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My Keggers love to hydrate.
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You don't sterilize the bottles
first or anything?
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No.
Fuck those Facebook assholes.
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They need the germs,
strengthen their
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oat milk-drinking
immune systems.
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What is oat milk?
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The extra watery shit
that sits on top
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when you make oatmeal.
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Hey, V,
can you get me some more
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of those $2 black T-shirts
from Walmart
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and cut the sleeves off?
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Sure.
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So this Keg Zone stuff
is actually working?
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I got 20 fully paid
Keggers already.
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Plus, I'm starting
an online thing
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where you can do it at home.
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00:12:20,511 --> 00:12:21,678
I mean, who doesn't have
an empty keg
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laying around the house, right?
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- Oh, yeah. Totally.
- Sure.
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All right,
we need to leave soon, babe,
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pick up a couple of cases
of champagne for Ian's wedding.
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Those two are really going
through with getting married?
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Yes.
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Why'd you say it like that?
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I don't know.
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Don't know what?
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Uh, I mean,
it just doesn't seem right.
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I don't care
who sticks what in what,
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but now they gotta
get married too?
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Who's "they"?
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Hey, I got no problem
with the gays.
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I'm just saying
that some things
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are natural man-woman things.
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I don't wanna walk
into the men's room
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and see a chick in heels
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pulling out her penis
at the urinal.
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She wouldn't be
in the men's room, Tommy.
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She's a woman.
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You look at other men's penises
when you're at the urinal?
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- That's pretty gay, Tommy.
- No!
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Jesus.
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You collect more Keg cash today
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we can use
to buy the champagne?
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Uh, no.
Nothing this morning.
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All those waters?
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I forgot to refill 'em
last night.
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Jesus, when did
the PC police show up in here?
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So a chick in heels
peed next to you?
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No. It is a hypothetical
kind of discussion thing.
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I thought you didn't make
any money this morning.
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Hey, mind your own business,
homo hater.
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Keeping a little "me" money
on the side there, Kev?
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Shh!
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Oh, thank God
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that banging stopped.
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Yeah, Homer's arms
must've given out.
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All right, I gotta get back
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and start whuppin'
Depeche Mode-loving Gen X butt.
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Hey. Tami and Fred here?
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- That Lip?
- Yeah.
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You fire him yet?
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- What?
- Not yet.
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I'm serious, Brad.
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Fire the prick.
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- Come on, Cami.
- Cami.
268
00:14:23,345 --> 00:14:25,511
You're fired, Lip.
269
00:14:28,470 --> 00:14:29,761
She just went out the back.
270
00:14:29,845 --> 00:14:30,803
Thank you.
271
00:14:31,928 --> 00:14:33,470
Hey!
272
00:14:33,553 --> 00:14:35,053
Hey. Hey.
273
00:14:35,137 --> 00:14:37,387
How's Fred?
He sleep all right?
274
00:14:38,636 --> 00:14:39,387
Hey.
275
00:14:41,220 --> 00:14:42,845
Tami, are we gonna talk
about this?
276
00:14:42,928 --> 00:14:44,262
Sure. Yeah.
277
00:14:44,345 --> 00:14:46,012
Communication is important
in a relationship.
278
00:14:46,095 --> 00:14:47,511
Let's talk about this.
279
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,636
The same way we talked
about that house
280
00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:50,887
before you went and bought it
without even asking me.
281
00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:51,970
No, no, I didn't buy it,
though.
282
00:14:52,053 --> 00:14:53,304
I'm renting it, right?
283
00:14:53,387 --> 00:14:55,345
And we-we did.
I mean, I asked.
284
00:14:55,429 --> 00:14:56,928
And I said no.
285
00:14:58,845 --> 00:15:00,012
Tami.
286
00:15:06,262 --> 00:15:07,720
Terry burned down the Bamboo?
287
00:15:07,803 --> 00:15:08,845
Jesus.
288
00:15:08,928 --> 00:15:10,470
There's homophobic,
289
00:15:10,553 --> 00:15:12,887
and then there's
Vladimir Putin homophobic.
290
00:15:12,970 --> 00:15:15,179
We'll just call everybody,
291
00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:16,678
tell them the wedding
is postponed.
292
00:15:16,761 --> 00:15:17,970
What? No!
293
00:15:18,053 --> 00:15:19,845
We can figure this out.
294
00:15:19,928 --> 00:15:21,345
We should just elope,
295
00:15:21,429 --> 00:15:22,678
go to the courthouse.
296
00:15:22,761 --> 00:15:24,053
It's what we should've done
in the first place.
297
00:15:24,137 --> 00:15:25,304
Hell no!
298
00:15:25,387 --> 00:15:26,761
You can't let hate win.
299
00:15:26,845 --> 00:15:27,928
Wake up,
Little Mary Sunshine.
300
00:15:28,012 --> 00:15:29,137
Hate always wins.
301
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,304
Jesus, Gandhi,
302
00:15:31,387 --> 00:15:32,595
Martin Luther King.
303
00:15:32,678 --> 00:15:33,678
Pretty sure one was crucified
304
00:15:33,761 --> 00:15:35,012
and the other two
were shot.
305
00:15:35,095 --> 00:15:38,095
Yeah, Hitler, Freddy Krueger,
Darth Vader.
306
00:15:38,179 --> 00:15:40,262
We still got
the flowers, the booze, the DJ,
307
00:15:40,345 --> 00:15:41,470
and all that other shit, right?
308
00:15:41,553 --> 00:15:44,304
Uh, yeah, but no place
to hold the wedding.
309
00:15:44,387 --> 00:15:45,636
What about here?
310
00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:46,720
What, in the house?
311
00:15:46,803 --> 00:15:48,220
Fuck that.
How many people we got coming?
312
00:15:48,304 --> 00:15:49,845
A hundred and twenty,
313
00:15:49,928 --> 00:15:51,845
not counting the local lowlifes
who'll show up uninvited
314
00:15:51,928 --> 00:15:53,262
to get hammered.
315
00:15:53,345 --> 00:15:55,387
- The Alibi?
- It's a shithole.
316
00:15:55,470 --> 00:15:57,803
I don't wanna get married where
my shoes stick to the floor.
317
00:15:57,887 --> 00:15:59,511
Patsy's?
318
00:15:59,595 --> 00:16:00,387
Jesus, this is getting
sadder and sadder.
319
00:16:00,470 --> 00:16:01,678
Why don't we just do it
320
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:02,511
in the parking lot
across the street
321
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:03,928
from the poultry
processing plant?
322
00:16:04,012 --> 00:16:05,387
How about the park? Hmm?
323
00:16:05,470 --> 00:16:07,220
It's 40 degrees
and supposed to snow.
324
00:16:07,304 --> 00:16:09,179
Jesus!
You two wanna help, maybe?
325
00:16:09,262 --> 00:16:10,179
Yes, I wanna help.
326
00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:11,553
I wanna help
by shoving the shotgun
327
00:16:11,636 --> 00:16:12,970
down my dad's throat
328
00:16:13,053 --> 00:16:14,470
and watching his spinal cord
burst out his fuckin' back
329
00:16:14,553 --> 00:16:15,928
all over his kitchen wall!
330
00:16:16,012 --> 00:16:17,595
Everyone start calling around
and find someplace
331
00:16:17,678 --> 00:16:18,887
that's big enough
and can take us in a hurry.
332
00:16:18,970 --> 00:16:20,636
With what money?
333
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:23,636
We spent it all on the Bamboo
and flowers and shit.
334
00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:25,095
So, what,
335
00:16:25,179 --> 00:16:27,220
you're just gonna let Terry
and his Nazis win?
336
00:16:27,304 --> 00:16:28,595
Watch Paris burn?
337
00:16:28,678 --> 00:16:30,429
Let the Berlin Wall stand?
338
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:31,845
Saigon fall?
339
00:16:31,928 --> 00:16:32,928
Huh?
340
00:16:33,012 --> 00:16:34,095
Is that who we are?
341
00:16:34,179 --> 00:16:35,387
- Yes!
- No!
342
00:16:35,470 --> 00:16:37,429
We're Gallaghers!
343
00:16:37,511 --> 00:16:38,678
If you're gonna be
a part of this family,
344
00:16:38,761 --> 00:16:40,345
you better nut up.
345
00:16:40,429 --> 00:16:42,304
We're gonna white-trash
this shit.
346
00:17:11,678 --> 00:17:13,887
Hello, Father.
347
00:17:13,970 --> 00:17:14,970
What do you want?
348
00:17:15,053 --> 00:17:16,553
Are you coming to the wedding?
349
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:17,803
You're getting married?
350
00:17:17,887 --> 00:17:19,429
I'm ten.
351
00:17:19,511 --> 00:17:21,220
Ian. This afternoon.
352
00:17:21,304 --> 00:17:22,636
Oh, yeah?
Good for him.
353
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,678
Who's the lucky lady-man?
354
00:17:24,761 --> 00:17:26,803
- Mickey Milkovich.
355
00:17:26,887 --> 00:17:28,387
As if your brother's gene pool
356
00:17:28,470 --> 00:17:30,429
wasn't challenged enough
already.
357
00:17:30,511 --> 00:17:32,511
I don't think their genes
could ever get mixed together,
358
00:17:32,595 --> 00:17:34,387
biologically speaking.
359
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,761
- Are you coming or not?
- Not.
360
00:17:36,845 --> 00:17:39,887
Throw some rice at the happy
same-gendered couple for me,
361
00:17:39,970 --> 00:17:41,220
will ya?
362
00:17:41,304 --> 00:17:42,511
He's selling the house.
363
00:17:45,553 --> 00:17:47,137
Wh-who's selling what house?
364
00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:48,470
Our house.
Lip.
365
00:17:48,553 --> 00:17:50,220
To a couple of yuppie lawyers.
366
00:17:50,304 --> 00:17:52,511
They're bringing
the money today.
367
00:17:52,595 --> 00:17:54,553
Two hundred thousand bucks
in cash.
368
00:17:54,636 --> 00:17:55,803
Cash?
369
00:17:55,887 --> 00:17:57,429
Lip is taking
his share of the money
370
00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:58,761
and moving to Milwaukee.
371
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:00,761
What about my share?
372
00:18:00,845 --> 00:18:03,053
Don't think they're planning
on cutting you in.
373
00:18:03,137 --> 00:18:05,053
It's my house,
374
00:18:05,137 --> 00:18:06,511
not theirs.
375
00:18:06,595 --> 00:18:07,970
Please! I don't wanna move.
376
00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:10,678
It's the only home
I've ever known.
377
00:18:10,761 --> 00:18:12,179
Of course it is, son.
378
00:18:12,262 --> 00:18:14,012
Let me get dressed.
379
00:18:14,095 --> 00:18:16,553
And the keys.
380
00:18:16,636 --> 00:18:18,803
- Keys?
- To the Rolls or the Mercedes.
381
00:18:18,887 --> 00:18:20,595
The L could take hours.
382
00:18:20,678 --> 00:18:22,636
The house could be sold
before we even get there.
383
00:18:23,761 --> 00:18:25,720
Why the hell not?
384
00:18:44,887 --> 00:18:46,304
The Gala's
all booked up.
385
00:18:46,387 --> 00:18:47,678
Same with the Dynasty.
386
00:18:47,761 --> 00:18:49,012
Castle was closed
by the health department.
387
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:50,429
Rodent infestation.
388
00:18:50,511 --> 00:18:52,262
Korean Baptists
have a bat mitzvah
389
00:18:52,345 --> 00:18:53,553
in their parish hall,
390
00:18:53,636 --> 00:18:55,511
whatever the fuck that is.
391
00:18:55,595 --> 00:18:57,012
What's going on?
392
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:59,053
Terry Milkovich burned down
the Bamboo Lotus.
393
00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:00,429
- He what?
- To the ground.
394
00:19:00,511 --> 00:19:01,845
So now everything's getting
delivered here.
395
00:19:01,928 --> 00:19:03,304
Holy shit.
396
00:19:03,387 --> 00:19:04,720
Hey, Navy Pier's
got a party boat.
397
00:19:04,803 --> 00:19:06,262
It's, like, 20 grand, though.
398
00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:07,595
Oh, so I kite them a check.
399
00:19:07,678 --> 00:19:09,012
Let the bastards come after me.
400
00:19:09,095 --> 00:19:10,970
What are they gonna give me,
18 months?
401
00:19:11,053 --> 00:19:12,262
- I can do that in my sleep.
402
00:19:12,345 --> 00:19:14,012
Yeah, it's cash or credit
in advance, though.
403
00:19:14,095 --> 00:19:16,220
Wh-whso you guys wanna
try to find someplace else
404
00:19:16,304 --> 00:19:17,636
to have the wedding today?
405
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:20,012
They do; I'm just getting
shit-faced drunk.
406
00:19:20,095 --> 00:19:21,678
Why is Mickey handcuffed?
407
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:24,262
- He wants to kill his dad.
- Will kill his dad.
408
00:19:24,345 --> 00:19:25,761
Hey, what about that boarded-up
Ukrainian church
409
00:19:25,845 --> 00:19:26,928
over on Cermak?
410
00:19:27,012 --> 00:19:28,262
We could break in,
take it over.
411
00:19:28,345 --> 00:19:29,845
No.
Roof caved in last winter.
412
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,262
What happened?
413
00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:34,262
Went by the Bamboo.
It's a smoldering heap.
414
00:19:34,345 --> 00:19:35,803
Yeah.
Dad, a fire, and no wedding.
415
00:19:35,887 --> 00:19:37,928
- Gonna shoot him in the face.
- We can do it at The Alibi.
416
00:19:38,012 --> 00:19:39,511
No, no!
Look, it is over.
417
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:40,970
It is over and done.
418
00:19:41,053 --> 00:19:44,803
Terry fuckin' wins again,
like he always does.
419
00:19:45,304 --> 00:19:46,845
Jesus Christ.
420
00:19:46,928 --> 00:19:47,595
Do you remember
when we were kids?
421
00:19:47,678 --> 00:19:49,262
We'd go trick-or-treating.
422
00:19:49,345 --> 00:19:51,137
As soon as we got home,
who took all the candy?
423
00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:52,304
Your dad.
424
00:19:52,387 --> 00:19:53,720
Before my mom ran out,
425
00:19:53,803 --> 00:19:55,470
when she still could buy us
Christmas presents,
426
00:19:55,553 --> 00:19:57,262
who opened everything up,
took what he wanted,
427
00:19:57,345 --> 00:19:58,845
and pawned the rest?
428
00:19:58,928 --> 00:20:00,220
Your dad.
429
00:20:00,304 --> 00:20:02,137
Who-who handed us over
430
00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:04,137
to Family Services for a year
431
00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:06,803
so he could run drugs
for the Sinaloa cartel?
432
00:20:06,887 --> 00:20:08,220
Your dad.
433
00:20:09,887 --> 00:20:11,845
Look, I love you.
434
00:20:11,928 --> 00:20:13,345
I love you.
435
00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:15,220
The son of a bitch is never
gonna let me be happy.
436
00:20:15,304 --> 00:20:17,387
He needs to dietoday.
437
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,304
What about the Polish Doll?
438
00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:23,678
Ey, asshole,
were you not listening?
439
00:20:23,761 --> 00:20:25,137
We're doing
a murder thing here.
440
00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:26,678
- It's that polka house, right?
- Yeah.
441
00:20:26,761 --> 00:20:28,012
Old man Wójcik died,
442
00:20:28,095 --> 00:20:29,345
but his wife's
running it now, I think.
443
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,220
Is that that 500-year-old bag
444
00:20:31,304 --> 00:20:33,345
that drives around
in that orange convertible?
445
00:20:33,429 --> 00:20:34,845
Yeah, the one with
the short, short skirts
446
00:20:34,928 --> 00:20:37,095
and the poufy red hair.
447
00:20:37,179 --> 00:20:38,845
The Polish Doll's never been
known for being gay-friendly.
448
00:20:38,928 --> 00:20:40,678
They keep a Louisville Slugger
behind the bar
449
00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:42,220
called the "Fag Fixer."
450
00:20:42,304 --> 00:20:43,595
All right,
so we don't tell them.
451
00:20:43,678 --> 00:20:45,429
You don't think they'll notice?
452
00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:46,928
Not until there's a hundred
drunk wedding guests
453
00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:48,345
jammed into the place.
454
00:20:48,429 --> 00:20:49,345
Then what the fuck
are they gonna do about it?
455
00:20:49,429 --> 00:20:50,720
They're not answering.
456
00:20:50,803 --> 00:20:52,345
- Debs, you got your car?
- Yeah.
457
00:20:52,429 --> 00:20:54,012
- Let's go.
- You guys, keep dialing.
458
00:20:54,095 --> 00:20:56,053
There's gotta be
someplace else we can use.
459
00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:03,387
So we'll say
that you're the bride.
460
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:04,720
Can you, uh, cry
461
00:21:04,803 --> 00:21:05,720
and make it look like
you wanna kill yourself?
462
00:21:05,803 --> 00:21:07,137
- Totally.
- Okay.
463
00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:08,636
Debbie?
464
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,553
What the hell
do you want?
465
00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:12,387
Uh, my mom kicked me
out of the house,
466
00:21:12,470 --> 00:21:14,636
which is your fault,
so here I am.
467
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,095
So the Polish Doll
finally picked up.
468
00:21:16,179 --> 00:21:18,387
They're there right now.
469
00:21:18,470 --> 00:21:20,803
Who the fuck is this?
470
00:21:20,887 --> 00:21:22,137
Julia.
471
00:21:23,845 --> 00:21:25,553
This is Julia?
472
00:21:25,636 --> 00:21:27,387
You said she was young, but...
473
00:21:27,470 --> 00:21:28,678
Debs, we gotta go!
474
00:21:28,761 --> 00:21:30,304
Look, you can't stay here.
475
00:21:30,387 --> 00:21:32,387
Too bad.
I am.
476
00:21:32,470 --> 00:21:34,845
- Debbie!
- Go home, Julia!
477
00:21:34,928 --> 00:21:37,887
Who are you?
478
00:21:39,636 --> 00:21:41,387
I'm Sandy...
479
00:21:41,470 --> 00:21:43,304
her girlfriend.
480
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,970
She's been sleeping
with you too?
481
00:21:48,053 --> 00:21:49,803
Shit, I gotta find a clinic,
482
00:21:49,887 --> 00:21:51,678
get swabbed for gonorrhea.
483
00:22:03,179 --> 00:22:05,304
Welcome to the South Side...
484
00:22:05,387 --> 00:22:06,928
...Julia.
485
00:22:22,345 --> 00:22:23,553
They find someplace
we can use yet?
486
00:22:23,636 --> 00:22:25,345
No.
I'm texting Tami again.
487
00:22:25,429 --> 00:22:26,928
She's leaving me unread.
488
00:22:28,928 --> 00:22:30,761
Hey, you, uh-you
need me to do something,
489
00:22:30,845 --> 00:22:32,470
you know, to help you cry?
490
00:22:32,553 --> 00:22:33,636
- Like what?
- I don't know.
491
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,470
Pinch you or slap you
or something.
492
00:22:35,553 --> 00:22:36,845
Frank and Monica
were my parents.
493
00:22:36,928 --> 00:22:38,970
I can remember anything
from my childhood,
494
00:22:39,053 --> 00:22:41,012
and...I can cry.
495
00:22:50,053 --> 00:22:51,429
Right.
Yeah, no. Okay.
496
00:22:51,511 --> 00:22:52,803
That's good.
Come on.
497
00:23:04,262 --> 00:23:06,137
Jesus.
498
00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:09,803
You lost?
499
00:23:09,887 --> 00:23:11,470
Hi. No.
500
00:23:11,553 --> 00:23:14,137
Um, my sister was supposed
to get married this afternoon,
501
00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:15,761
but the hall burned down.
502
00:23:15,845 --> 00:23:17,179
So we are desperate
to find someplace
503
00:23:17,262 --> 00:23:18,095
to hold the ceremony.
504
00:23:19,636 --> 00:23:20,887
Gotta talk to the boss.
505
00:23:20,970 --> 00:23:23,012
Over here? Okay.
506
00:23:26,470 --> 00:23:27,387
Mrs. Wójcik?
507
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:30,511
- That's me, honey.
- Hi.
508
00:23:30,595 --> 00:23:32,511
Yeah, we have
an emergency situation,
509
00:23:32,595 --> 00:23:34,470
and you may be
the only person in Chicago
510
00:23:34,553 --> 00:23:35,595
who can make it right.
511
00:23:45,345 --> 00:23:47,678
Yo! We got it!
512
00:23:47,761 --> 00:23:48,970
- What?
- No.
513
00:23:49,053 --> 00:23:49,928
- That Polish place?
- Yep!
514
00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:52,012
There is a seniors' happy hour
at 4:30.
515
00:23:52,095 --> 00:23:53,470
So the DJ's gotta play
some polka,
516
00:23:53,553 --> 00:23:54,970
and I had to guarantee
517
00:23:55,053 --> 00:23:57,179
we'd spend at least
300 bucks at the bar.
518
00:23:57,262 --> 00:23:59,761
Oh, and, uh,
519
00:23:59,845 --> 00:24:01,179
Mickey might have to marry
Debbie instead of Ian.
520
00:24:01,262 --> 00:24:02,887
- What?
- What?
521
00:24:02,970 --> 00:24:04,553
Yeah, it's definitely not
Gay Pride Day over there.
522
00:24:04,636 --> 00:24:06,928
So we told Wójcik
that Debbie was the bride
523
00:24:07,012 --> 00:24:08,928
and she was gonna marry a nice
Polish boy named Michael.
524
00:24:09,012 --> 00:24:10,220
- Yeah.
525
00:24:10,304 --> 00:24:12,137
V, I need a wedding dress
in a hurry.
526
00:24:12,220 --> 00:24:13,887
Do you know anyone
who's got one laying around?
527
00:24:13,970 --> 00:24:15,553
Closet Diva rents
wedding dresses.
528
00:24:15,636 --> 00:24:16,970
- Cool.
- Kev, come on, man.
529
00:24:17,053 --> 00:24:18,137
We gotta get
these flowers, chairs,
530
00:24:18,220 --> 00:24:19,345
all this shit over
to the Polish Doll.
531
00:24:19,429 --> 00:24:20,887
- Can we use your truck?
- Yeah, no problem.
532
00:24:20,970 --> 00:24:22,137
- Thanks.
- Carl! Lend a hand.
533
00:24:22,220 --> 00:24:24,553
- Hell yeah.
- Thanks, bud.
534
00:24:24,636 --> 00:24:26,137
- Wait. Wait.
- What?
535
00:24:26,220 --> 00:24:28,345
- Mickey's marrying Debbie?
- Yeah. Don't worry.
536
00:24:28,429 --> 00:24:29,553
I'll figure out something
to do with the old bat
537
00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:31,220
when we get over there,
and, uh, you know,
538
00:24:31,304 --> 00:24:33,595
shit goes sideways,
Mickey marries Debbie;
539
00:24:33,678 --> 00:24:34,845
we have a big
fuckin' party anyway.
540
00:24:36,636 --> 00:24:38,012
Good. Okay.
So uncuff Mickey.
541
00:24:38,095 --> 00:24:39,387
Get your clothes.
We only got a couple hours.
542
00:24:39,470 --> 00:24:40,761
Let's fuckin' go!
543
00:24:40,845 --> 00:24:43,845
Your teen stalker's up
in your room, cradle robber.
544
00:24:43,928 --> 00:24:46,137
- Julia's still here?
- Uh-huh.
545
00:24:46,220 --> 00:24:48,678
Asked how many days
a week the maid comes.
546
00:24:57,511 --> 00:24:59,761
They're moving already?
547
00:25:04,179 --> 00:25:07,429
You bastards cannot
sell this house!
548
00:25:07,511 --> 00:25:09,012
It's mine!
549
00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:14,720
- Lip!
- Hey, Frank.
550
00:25:14,803 --> 00:25:16,345
Lip,
you cannot sell this house
551
00:25:16,429 --> 00:25:18,262
without giving me my share.
552
00:25:18,345 --> 00:25:19,970
- What the fuck?
- This is my house, not yours.
553
00:25:20,053 --> 00:25:21,803
I want half!
Uh, I want more than half!
554
00:25:21,887 --> 00:25:23,511
Nobody's selling the house,
Frank!
555
00:25:23,595 --> 00:25:25,470
Jesus.
556
00:25:25,553 --> 00:25:26,553
You're not?
557
00:25:28,262 --> 00:25:29,345
No.
558
00:25:29,429 --> 00:25:30,304
Fuck.
559
00:25:31,220 --> 00:25:33,053
You lied?
560
00:25:33,137 --> 00:25:34,928
Learned at the foot
of the master.
561
00:25:35,012 --> 00:25:36,553
Looks like you might've
gotten punked, punk.
562
00:25:37,553 --> 00:25:38,803
- Lip.
- Yeah?
563
00:25:38,887 --> 00:25:40,179
I got the perfect car
for Ian and Mickey.
564
00:25:40,262 --> 00:25:41,470
Just need shaving cream,
565
00:25:41,553 --> 00:25:43,387
string,
and a couple of old cans.
566
00:25:45,595 --> 00:25:46,720
Is that a Mercedes?
567
00:25:46,803 --> 00:25:48,304
Mm-hmm.
568
00:25:48,387 --> 00:25:49,553
Outstanding.
569
00:25:53,053 --> 00:25:55,053
You got game, son.
570
00:25:56,928 --> 00:25:58,511
See ya.
571
00:25:58,595 --> 00:26:00,678
Children want their parents
at their weddings.
572
00:26:00,761 --> 00:26:02,845
You'll probably
not be alive for mine.
573
00:26:02,928 --> 00:26:04,470
We don't ask much of you.
574
00:26:04,553 --> 00:26:08,345
Least you can do is bother
to show up when we get married.
575
00:26:09,595 --> 00:26:10,553
Nice try, kid.
576
00:26:26,678 --> 00:26:28,678
Took the keys
to the Mercedes, didn't you?
577
00:26:30,137 --> 00:26:31,761
You gonna give 'em back to me?
578
00:26:31,845 --> 00:26:34,345
Not until after the wedding.
579
00:26:35,553 --> 00:26:37,429
You can't stay here, Julia!
580
00:26:37,511 --> 00:26:40,387
I'm taking half the drawers.
I put your crap over there.
581
00:26:40,470 --> 00:26:42,179
We need to go buy
a bunch of shit
582
00:26:42,262 --> 00:26:44,012
before my mom cancels my Amex.
583
00:26:44,095 --> 00:26:46,012
What happened to your face?
584
00:26:46,095 --> 00:26:47,511
Your skanky side piece
coldcocked me.
585
00:26:47,595 --> 00:26:49,387
Really?
586
00:26:49,470 --> 00:26:50,678
Yes.
587
00:26:50,761 --> 00:26:52,095
She in on it too?
588
00:26:52,179 --> 00:26:54,720
- In on what?
- Your hustle.
589
00:26:54,803 --> 00:26:57,053
Now, how much were you able
to milk my mom for?
590
00:26:57,137 --> 00:26:59,636
Ten grand? Twenty?
591
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,220
I didn't hustle your mom.
592
00:27:01,304 --> 00:27:03,387
I liked her.
She was good to me.
593
00:27:03,470 --> 00:27:05,387
I'm glad she was good
to somebody.
594
00:27:05,470 --> 00:27:06,553
Oh.
595
00:27:06,636 --> 00:27:08,553
What do you think?
596
00:27:08,636 --> 00:27:10,179
For what?
597
00:27:10,262 --> 00:27:12,095
The wedding.
I'm coming.
598
00:27:12,179 --> 00:27:13,595
No, you're not, Julia!
599
00:27:13,678 --> 00:27:15,887
Ghetto wedding?
Wouldn't miss it.
600
00:27:15,970 --> 00:27:17,720
Gonna light up
my Instagram likes.
601
00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:19,720
- Oh, look.
602
00:27:19,803 --> 00:27:21,595
There's Mommy Dearest now.
603
00:27:21,678 --> 00:27:23,887
All is forgiven, I bet.
604
00:27:23,970 --> 00:27:25,470
Hi, Mom.
605
00:27:27,345 --> 00:27:28,636
Yup.
606
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,220
No.
607
00:27:30,678 --> 00:27:32,429
No, I'm not coming home.
608
00:27:32,511 --> 00:27:34,137
Ever.
609
00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:36,595
No. Apology not accepted.
610
00:27:36,678 --> 00:27:38,803
Yes, I'm serious.
611
00:27:38,887 --> 00:27:40,803
I'm at Debbie's.
612
00:27:42,636 --> 00:27:44,387
Yeah.
613
00:27:44,470 --> 00:27:47,053
Her tongue is two inches deep
into my vagina right now
614
00:27:47,137 --> 00:27:48,262
No, no! No, it isn't,
Claudia.
615
00:27:49,470 --> 00:27:50,761
- Oh, that feels so good!
- God damn it.
616
00:27:50,845 --> 00:27:52,387
- Give me the phone, Julia!
617
00:27:52,470 --> 00:27:54,053
- She's lying!
- Ah, gotta go.
618
00:27:54,137 --> 00:27:55,970
Fuck you, Mom!
619
00:27:56,053 --> 00:27:58,053
What the hell
is wrong with you?
620
00:27:58,137 --> 00:27:59,470
Which side of the bed
do you want?
621
00:27:59,553 --> 00:28:00,636
I prefer the right.
622
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,720
Closest to
the mildewy bathroom.
623
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,012
You want kids?
624
00:28:11,095 --> 00:28:12,345
Hell no.
625
00:28:12,429 --> 00:28:13,636
With your mental problems
626
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,179
and my family's comfort
with committing homicides?
627
00:28:18,053 --> 00:28:20,179
You end up marrying Debbie,
could knock out a couple.
628
00:28:20,262 --> 00:28:22,137
We could raise 'em together.
629
00:28:22,220 --> 00:28:24,970
You want me banging
your little sister?
630
00:28:25,053 --> 00:28:26,095
Yeah, probably be
too weird.
631
00:28:26,179 --> 00:28:28,220
Yeah, you think?
632
00:28:30,220 --> 00:28:33,053
I wouldn't mind
a kid or two, though.
633
00:28:34,803 --> 00:28:35,887
Well, there's plenty of strays
634
00:28:35,970 --> 00:28:37,095
wandering around
the neighborhood.
635
00:28:37,179 --> 00:28:39,304
I'm sure we can pick one up
for cheap.
636
00:28:41,595 --> 00:28:43,262
Wow.
637
00:28:43,345 --> 00:28:45,387
You're an ugly motherfucker.
638
00:28:46,012 --> 00:28:47,053
Yeah, well, at least I don't
have to hide in a coffin
639
00:28:47,137 --> 00:28:48,053
till the sun goes down.
640
00:28:53,220 --> 00:28:55,053
You ready to do this,
Milkovich?
641
00:28:55,137 --> 00:28:56,887
Damn straight, Gallagher.
642
00:29:06,179 --> 00:29:07,345
- Phillip!
- Hey!
643
00:29:07,429 --> 00:29:08,803
I got a bunch
of these candle things.
644
00:29:08,887 --> 00:29:10,179
- Where do you want 'em?
- Uh, yeah.
645
00:29:10,262 --> 00:29:11,304
Put 'em up on the stage
and then, uh,
646
00:29:11,387 --> 00:29:12,720
maybe some on the bar too.
647
00:29:14,137 --> 00:29:15,595
- Hey.
- Hey.
648
00:29:15,678 --> 00:29:16,887
Got a dress.
Where's Debbie?
649
00:29:16,970 --> 00:29:18,678
The bride is in the kitchen.
650
00:29:18,761 --> 00:29:20,678
Babe, clothes.
651
00:29:20,761 --> 00:29:21,928
Where do you want
this cake?
652
00:29:22,012 --> 00:29:24,511
Uh, you can put it
on the table right there.
653
00:29:24,595 --> 00:29:25,720
Thank you.
654
00:29:28,137 --> 00:29:30,553
- Jesus.
- Hey.
655
00:29:30,636 --> 00:29:32,304
This place is a shithole.
656
00:29:32,387 --> 00:29:34,387
- And not in a good way
- No, no, no, no.
657
00:29:34,470 --> 00:29:36,220
It's gonna look a lot better
when we turn off the overheads
658
00:29:36,304 --> 00:29:38,053
and light some of the candles;
be good.
659
00:29:38,137 --> 00:29:39,720
Yeah, sure, long as
our guests are also blind.
660
00:29:41,429 --> 00:29:42,761
Which one of you is the groom?
661
00:29:42,845 --> 00:29:44,012
Ah, Mrs. Wójcik.
662
00:29:44,095 --> 00:29:45,720
Uh, this is the groom, uh,
663
00:29:45,803 --> 00:29:47,429
Michael Milkovich,
664
00:29:47,511 --> 00:29:50,220
and, uh, his best man,
Ian Gallagher.
665
00:29:50,304 --> 00:29:53,304
speaking Polish
666
00:29:55,970 --> 00:29:57,053
Uh, it's nice to meet you too.
667
00:29:57,137 --> 00:29:58,678
I don't speak
that Polish shit
668
00:29:58,761 --> 00:30:01,387
Ah, nice to meet you.
It is such a pleasure.
669
00:30:01,470 --> 00:30:02,553
- We're charmed.
- Hey, hey.
670
00:30:02,636 --> 00:30:03,429
Guests are arriving.
671
00:30:03,511 --> 00:30:05,387
Okay.
Pleasure.
672
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:06,720
Hey, what's up, queens?
673
00:30:06,803 --> 00:30:08,761
You finally gonna tie the knot,
or what?
674
00:30:08,845 --> 00:30:10,095
Hey, uh, Mrs. Wójcik,
675
00:30:10,179 --> 00:30:12,262
can I ask you
to do us a really big favor?
676
00:30:12,345 --> 00:30:13,636
See, my sister,
she's freaking out.
677
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,179
I think she's having
second thoughts.
678
00:30:15,262 --> 00:30:17,095
- About getting married?
- Yeah.
679
00:30:17,179 --> 00:30:18,137
You know, it's been
a really emotional day,
680
00:30:18,220 --> 00:30:20,053
you know, with the fire, and...
681
00:30:20,137 --> 00:30:21,220
our mother is no longer alive.
682
00:30:21,304 --> 00:30:22,970
Do you think
you could talk to her?
683
00:30:23,053 --> 00:30:24,304
You know, I think
a-a few words from you
684
00:30:24,387 --> 00:30:26,012
could really
make the difference.
685
00:30:26,095 --> 00:30:27,095
Where is she?
686
00:30:27,179 --> 00:30:28,845
She's just here,
just in the kitchen.
687
00:30:28,928 --> 00:30:30,262
Thank you so much.
688
00:30:30,345 --> 00:30:31,387
Where's the rest
of the chairs?
689
00:30:31,470 --> 00:30:33,012
Chiavari chairs look nice.
690
00:30:34,803 --> 00:30:36,095
Yeah.
691
00:30:36,179 --> 00:30:38,387
Like how the gold
catches the light.
692
00:31:02,803 --> 00:31:04,387
Yeah.
Park right here.
693
00:31:07,262 --> 00:31:10,012
The wedding's
at the Polish Doll?
694
00:31:10,095 --> 00:31:13,887
Yeah, no,
this is not gonna work.
695
00:31:19,262 --> 00:31:20,970
- You coming?
- Sorry.
696
00:31:21,053 --> 00:31:23,304
No can do, my friend.
697
00:31:23,387 --> 00:31:25,387
The chick that owns
this place hates me.
698
00:31:25,470 --> 00:31:28,012
Tried to stab me
more than once.
699
00:31:28,095 --> 00:31:29,761
What'd you do to her?
700
00:31:29,845 --> 00:31:32,761
Many, many things.
All consensual.
701
00:31:32,845 --> 00:31:35,803
Although we were both
often inebriated.
702
00:31:35,887 --> 00:31:38,595
It was great fun
until her husband, Rudy,
703
00:31:38,678 --> 00:31:41,179
returned unexpectedly
from his mother's funeral
704
00:31:41,262 --> 00:31:42,387
in the old country,
and then...
705
00:31:42,470 --> 00:31:44,179
How long ago was this?
706
00:31:44,262 --> 00:31:46,720
Years.
Decades, actually.
707
00:31:48,511 --> 00:31:50,345
She probably
won't even remember.
708
00:31:50,429 --> 00:31:51,761
Come on.
709
00:31:54,345 --> 00:31:56,220
She'll remember, all right.
710
00:32:02,179 --> 00:32:05,262
Ugh. My God.
I look like a snow cone.
711
00:32:05,345 --> 00:32:06,845
How do I sit down
in this thing?
712
00:32:06,928 --> 00:32:08,761
You don't.
713
00:32:08,845 --> 00:32:11,012
- Oh, my goodness.
714
00:32:11,095 --> 00:32:12,887
My little Debbie's
getting married.
715
00:32:15,304 --> 00:32:17,720
- Here she comes.
- How much time do we need?
716
00:32:17,803 --> 00:32:19,470
Forty-five minutes.
717
00:32:19,553 --> 00:32:21,053
- Got it.
- Yeah? Okay.
718
00:32:21,137 --> 00:32:22,429
Better hydrate.
719
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,345
Debbie?
720
00:32:27,429 --> 00:32:29,470
Debs?
721
00:32:29,553 --> 00:32:31,429
Go away, Phillip!
722
00:32:31,511 --> 00:32:32,970
Oh, please come out.
The guests are arriving.
723
00:32:33,053 --> 00:32:34,720
- So come on.
- No! No!
724
00:32:34,803 --> 00:32:36,845
- No! I can't do it.
- Oh!
725
00:32:36,928 --> 00:32:39,511
- speaking Polish
- I can't. No!
726
00:32:39,595 --> 00:32:43,262
I know.
I know it's scary.
727
00:32:43,345 --> 00:32:44,720
No bride should have
to go through this
728
00:32:44,803 --> 00:32:46,012
without their mother.
729
00:32:46,095 --> 00:32:47,761
It's so scary.
730
00:32:47,845 --> 00:32:49,053
You see her?
731
00:32:49,137 --> 00:32:50,304
What does she look like?
732
00:32:50,387 --> 00:32:51,803
Big hair.
Big tits.
733
00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:52,720
Scary.
734
00:32:52,803 --> 00:32:55,220
No.
Maybe she's not here.
735
00:32:55,304 --> 00:32:56,511
If she is, I'm gonna
hold you in front of me
736
00:32:56,595 --> 00:32:58,137
as a human shield.
737
00:32:58,220 --> 00:33:00,095
Woman is quick with a blade.
738
00:33:00,179 --> 00:33:01,553
Here.
739
00:33:01,636 --> 00:33:03,887
Hey, Kev. Kev.
Guard that door.
740
00:33:03,970 --> 00:33:05,761
That polka lady tries
to come out of the kitchen,
741
00:33:05,845 --> 00:33:06,845
don't let her.
742
00:33:06,928 --> 00:33:08,429
"Don't let her" how?
743
00:33:08,511 --> 00:33:09,179
I don't know.
Tackle her. Punch her.
744
00:33:09,262 --> 00:33:11,304
I don't give a shit.
745
00:33:11,387 --> 00:33:13,053
- You gonna sit, sweetheart?
- I can't.
746
00:33:13,137 --> 00:33:15,511
I gotta punch an old lady.
747
00:33:18,345 --> 00:33:19,928
Those the Gay Jesus groupies?
748
00:33:20,012 --> 00:33:22,970
Oh, yeah.
Ian said they might be coming.
749
00:33:25,179 --> 00:33:27,678
- Hey, man. What's up?
- Hey, Geneva.
750
00:33:27,761 --> 00:33:30,012
All right.
Rainbow Squad, take the back.
751
00:33:30,095 --> 00:33:31,761
The rest of you,
with me out front.
752
00:33:31,845 --> 00:33:33,678
Let's go.
753
00:33:33,761 --> 00:33:34,511
See ya.
754
00:33:39,304 --> 00:33:40,970
Jesus.
Debbie know you're coming?
755
00:33:41,053 --> 00:33:43,053
She got down on her hands
and knees and begged me.
756
00:33:43,137 --> 00:33:44,970
Where is she?
757
00:33:45,053 --> 00:33:47,928
What's this shit?
758
00:33:48,012 --> 00:33:49,761
- What the fuck?
759
00:33:49,845 --> 00:33:51,970
What's this asshole up to?
760
00:33:53,595 --> 00:33:56,304
The hell you doing, Jamie?
761
00:33:56,387 --> 00:33:57,970
You little shit!
762
00:34:02,928 --> 00:34:04,220
Jamie, you come back here!
763
00:34:04,304 --> 00:34:05,595
- No!
- You little shit!
764
00:34:10,095 --> 00:34:12,304
- What were you doing, asshole?
- Come on, Uncle Terry.
765
00:34:12,387 --> 00:34:14,887
- What?
- Let me go, m
766
00:34:14,970 --> 00:34:16,262
What were you telling that car?
767
00:34:16,345 --> 00:34:17,761
Sandy.
768
00:34:17,845 --> 00:34:19,470
- What about Sandy?
769
00:34:19,553 --> 00:34:21,179
She told me to stand out there,
tell anyone who showed up
770
00:34:21,262 --> 00:34:23,345
where we moved Mick's wedding
'cause of the fire.
771
00:34:23,429 --> 00:34:24,887
Where?
Where'd they move it to?
772
00:34:24,970 --> 00:34:26,304
That-that polka place.
773
00:34:26,387 --> 00:34:28,262
Th-the-the Polish Doll.
774
00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:52,012
- Hey. She came.
775
00:34:52,095 --> 00:34:54,887
- What? Who did?
- Tami.
776
00:34:54,970 --> 00:34:56,387
Uh, that was in question?
777
00:34:56,470 --> 00:34:59,345
Eh.
Could've gone either way.
778
00:34:59,470 --> 00:35:00,887
What'd you do this time?
779
00:35:00,970 --> 00:35:02,761
Fuck off.
780
00:35:03,970 --> 00:35:06,511
You ready?
781
00:35:06,595 --> 00:35:08,595
Yeah.
782
00:35:17,304 --> 00:35:18,553
You choose this shit?
783
00:35:18,636 --> 00:35:21,012
Absolutely.
784
00:35:21,095 --> 00:35:23,429
- You soft motherfucker.
- You know it.
785
00:35:23,511 --> 00:35:25,304
- I love you.
- I love you too, man.
786
00:36:34,511 --> 00:36:36,220
Dearly beloved,
787
00:36:36,304 --> 00:36:39,137
we have gathered here today
to witness and bless
788
00:36:39,220 --> 00:36:41,595
the joining together
of these two men
789
00:36:41,678 --> 00:36:43,179
in holy matrimony.
790
00:36:45,053 --> 00:36:47,345
Ian, will you take this man
to be your husband?
791
00:36:47,429 --> 00:36:48,970
Will you love him...
792
00:36:49,053 --> 00:36:51,678
Mickey's not marrying
that ginger fuck today.
793
00:36:58,220 --> 00:37:01,262
- Fuckin' hippie homos.
- Jesus.
794
00:37:02,553 --> 00:37:03,595
And fairies.
795
00:37:03,678 --> 00:37:05,095
Kumbaya, bitch!
796
00:37:22,012 --> 00:37:22,845
What do you
want me to do?
797
00:37:22,928 --> 00:37:24,095
We'll walk hand in hand!
798
00:37:24,179 --> 00:37:25,720
Drive, fuckhead!
I can't shoot 'em all.
799
00:37:35,179 --> 00:37:36,179
Amen!
800
00:37:36,262 --> 00:37:37,345
- Yes!
- All right!
801
00:37:37,429 --> 00:37:39,179
- Love wins!
- Yeah!
802
00:37:41,095 --> 00:37:45,345
I, Mikhailo,
take you, Ian,
803
00:37:45,470 --> 00:37:48,220
to be my husband,
804
00:37:48,304 --> 00:37:50,387
to have and to hold
805
00:37:50,470 --> 00:37:52,720
from this day forward,
806
00:37:52,803 --> 00:37:55,012
for better or worse,
807
00:37:55,095 --> 00:37:57,845
for richer,
for poorer...
808
00:37:59,636 --> 00:38:01,470
...in sickness and in health...
809
00:38:02,678 --> 00:38:06,928
...to love
and to cherish you...
810
00:38:07,012 --> 00:38:08,803
till death do us part.
811
00:38:12,262 --> 00:38:14,387
I, Ian,
812
00:38:14,470 --> 00:38:17,553
take you, Mickey,
813
00:38:17,636 --> 00:38:19,012
to be my husband...
814
00:38:21,053 --> 00:38:23,803
...to have and to hold you
from this day forward,
815
00:38:23,887 --> 00:38:25,887
for better or for worse,
816
00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:27,470
richer or poorer...
817
00:38:28,845 --> 00:38:30,220
...in sickness and in health.
818
00:38:33,012 --> 00:38:34,636
...to love and to cherish you
819
00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:36,845
till death do us part.
820
00:38:36,928 --> 00:38:38,928
Now that Mikhailo and Ian
821
00:38:39,012 --> 00:38:41,345
have given themselves
to each other,
822
00:38:41,429 --> 00:38:43,137
with these vows
823
00:38:43,220 --> 00:38:46,012
and the giving
and receiving of rings,
824
00:38:46,095 --> 00:38:47,887
I now pronounce you...
825
00:38:47,970 --> 00:38:50,845
husband and husband.
826
00:38:52,095 --> 00:38:53,845
- Now?
- Yes, now.
827
00:39:30,137 --> 00:39:31,970
- Oh, okay.
828
00:39:32,053 --> 00:39:33,887
Hey, I gotta go now.
829
00:39:33,970 --> 00:39:37,053
You're ready
for the wedding now?
830
00:39:37,137 --> 00:39:39,345
The wedding?
Oh, I think we missed it.
831
00:39:57,387 --> 00:39:59,095
Wh-what the hell's going on?
832
00:39:59,179 --> 00:40:01,928
Well, that-that homo
married that other homo.
833
00:40:02,761 --> 00:40:04,220
What?
834
00:40:04,304 --> 00:40:06,429
Selling lots of booze, though.
835
00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:18,636
Hey.
836
00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:20,845
Zuzzy, how you been?
837
00:40:20,928 --> 00:40:24,470
Don't you fuckin' "Zuzzy" me,
Gallagher!
838
00:40:24,553 --> 00:40:28,053
Mm.
839
00:40:37,304 --> 00:40:39,220
- What's up, buddy?
- Frank.
840
00:40:41,887 --> 00:40:44,262
You look underaged
and thirsty.
841
00:40:44,345 --> 00:40:45,928
Thanks.
842
00:40:49,137 --> 00:40:51,220
If you're thinking about
jumping Sandy, I wouldn't.
843
00:40:51,304 --> 00:40:52,845
She did time for assault.
844
00:40:52,928 --> 00:40:54,720
Juvie, but the guy's
still slurping meals
845
00:40:54,803 --> 00:40:56,636
through a straw.
846
00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:59,095
Um, I'm not gay.
847
00:40:59,179 --> 00:41:01,179
- You're not?
- No.
848
00:41:01,262 --> 00:41:03,928
Just experimented a bit,
but it's not really my thing.
849
00:41:05,137 --> 00:41:06,803
So what is your thing?
850
00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:09,803
Toys and porn.
851
00:41:11,345 --> 00:41:13,220
I like toys.
852
00:41:17,053 --> 00:41:18,761
Okay.
853
00:41:21,387 --> 00:41:22,928
Let's play.
854
00:41:33,595 --> 00:41:35,429
I mean, sometimes
I wish I was gay, you know.
855
00:41:35,511 --> 00:41:37,012
Sure, yeah.
856
00:41:37,095 --> 00:41:39,595
Marry your best friend.
857
00:41:39,678 --> 00:41:41,387
Blow jobs.
Make each other sandwiches
858
00:41:41,470 --> 00:41:43,595
Kevin!
859
00:41:43,678 --> 00:41:45,220
- Thank you for inviting me.
- Thank you for coming.
860
00:41:45,304 --> 00:41:46,636
- It was so beautiful.
- Appreciate that.
861
00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:49,137
And you. Congratulations.
862
00:41:49,220 --> 00:41:50,470
I love you guys.
863
00:41:52,220 --> 00:41:53,553
Be right back.
864
00:42:03,845 --> 00:42:05,636
Why are you hiding
that money?
865
00:42:11,553 --> 00:42:13,304
What money?
866
00:42:13,387 --> 00:42:15,304
The money you're hiding
under the bar.
867
00:42:15,387 --> 00:42:16,845
I love this song.
Let's dance.
868
00:42:16,928 --> 00:42:18,887
- You wanna dance?
- $800?
869
00:42:18,970 --> 00:42:20,970
We promised never to keep
secrets from each other, Kevin.
870
00:42:21,053 --> 00:42:22,887
- Why?
- Why what?
871
00:42:22,970 --> 00:42:24,636
Why did we promise not to keep
secrets from each other?
872
00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:25,761
Because not all secrets
are bad.
873
00:42:25,845 --> 00:42:27,636
Some secrets are good.
874
00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:29,636
You've been acting
so strange.
875
00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:31,845
Is this-is this more
of your midlife crisis?
876
00:42:31,928 --> 00:42:33,137
No.
877
00:42:33,220 --> 00:42:34,511
Are you seeing someone?
878
00:42:34,595 --> 00:42:35,595
Another woman?
Having an affair?
879
00:42:35,678 --> 00:42:37,636
No.
Of course not.
880
00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:39,345
Then what?
Why the money?
881
00:42:39,429 --> 00:42:41,803
I-it's gone, okay?
I spent it all.
882
00:42:41,887 --> 00:42:43,220
On what?
883
00:42:43,304 --> 00:42:45,179
Oh, my God!
884
00:42:45,262 --> 00:42:48,429
Snoopy Mary!
885
00:42:48,511 --> 00:42:50,053
Way to ruin a surprise!
886
00:42:53,262 --> 00:42:56,761
I wanted to give you with,
like, you know, romantic music,
887
00:42:56,845 --> 00:42:59,678
I don't know, candles,
maybe a little wine.
888
00:42:59,761 --> 00:43:01,803
Oh, my gosh.
889
00:43:01,887 --> 00:43:03,345
Cost me more
than what I had,
890
00:43:03,429 --> 00:43:05,845
but I figured, with Keg Zone,
I'd make enough
891
00:43:05,928 --> 00:43:07,345
and I could pay
the rest off later.
892
00:43:07,429 --> 00:43:09,262
You like it?
893
00:43:10,511 --> 00:43:12,012
Ask me.
894
00:43:14,095 --> 00:43:17,012
Ask me, fool!
895
00:43:17,095 --> 00:43:18,511
- Veronica Fisher, w
- On your knees.
896
00:43:18,595 --> 00:43:20,137
Oh.
897
00:43:23,761 --> 00:43:25,429
Veronica Fisher,
898
00:43:25,511 --> 00:43:26,887
will you marry me?
899
00:43:26,970 --> 00:43:28,429
I mean, I gotta find my ex
and get a divorce
900
00:43:28,511 --> 00:43:30,012
Yes!
901
00:43:30,095 --> 00:43:31,803
- Yes, yes, yes, yes!
902
00:43:41,928 --> 00:43:43,887
Tami.
903
00:43:43,970 --> 00:43:45,387
Hey.
904
00:43:45,470 --> 00:43:46,803
Hey.
905
00:43:48,511 --> 00:43:49,761
Hi.
906
00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:55,387
Thanks for coming.
907
00:43:55,470 --> 00:43:58,304
I love Ian.
908
00:43:58,387 --> 00:44:00,429
Yeah, it was a-it was
a beautiful ceremony, huh?
909
00:44:04,262 --> 00:44:06,053
Will you just...
910
00:44:06,137 --> 00:44:07,761
come look inside
the house with me?
911
00:44:09,345 --> 00:44:11,928
You know,
it's got-it's got two beds,
912
00:44:12,012 --> 00:44:14,345
bath, big backyard.
913
00:44:14,429 --> 00:44:17,511
I don't need to look inside.
914
00:44:17,595 --> 00:44:18,803
Well, I'm not moving
to Milwaukee.
915
00:44:18,887 --> 00:44:20,345
I told you that.
916
00:44:21,511 --> 00:44:23,845
So don't.
917
00:44:23,928 --> 00:44:25,720
Wh-wh-what does that mean?
918
00:44:25,803 --> 00:44:28,262
Fred and I are going.
919
00:44:28,345 --> 00:44:30,345
If you don't wanna
come with us,
920
00:44:30,429 --> 00:44:31,845
you don't have to.
921
00:44:31,928 --> 00:44:33,262
You're gonna take Fred?
922
00:44:33,345 --> 00:44:35,761
It's a two-hour train ride.
923
00:44:35,845 --> 00:44:37,137
Come and visit us
924
00:44:37,220 --> 00:44:39,928
whenever you can tear yourself
away from your family.
925
00:44:40,012 --> 00:44:41,429
Tami, c-c-c-can't we talk
about this or something?
926
00:44:41,511 --> 00:44:43,345
No. No, Lip,
because I don't want
927
00:44:43,470 --> 00:44:45,636
your life, okay?
928
00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:47,595
I wanted us to create
a life together.
929
00:44:47,678 --> 00:44:48,845
- That's-that's...
- Yeah. A life for you...
930
00:44:48,928 --> 00:44:50,262
...that's what I want too!
931
00:44:50,345 --> 00:44:52,137
...and me and Fred,
and then you just went out
932
00:44:52,220 --> 00:44:53,970
and did whatever
the fuck you wanted to
933
00:44:54,053 --> 00:44:56,179
- without thinking about us.
- I was thinking about you.
934
00:44:56,262 --> 00:44:57,262
- That's all I was doing.
- How am I ever supposed
935
00:44:57,345 --> 00:44:58,761
- to trust you again?
- You can trust me.
936
00:44:58,845 --> 00:45:01,137
- No, I can't, okay?
- Hey, you're not taking Fred!
937
00:45:04,803 --> 00:45:06,970
I'm his mother.
938
00:45:07,053 --> 00:45:09,678
I've got a house and a job.
939
00:45:09,761 --> 00:45:13,012
So...
940
00:45:13,095 --> 00:45:15,887
really wanna take this
to court?
941
00:45:15,970 --> 00:45:18,887
You fucking serious?
942
00:45:18,970 --> 00:45:20,553
Y-you're gonna take Fred
943
00:45:20,636 --> 00:45:22,970
to punish me
for not wanting to move?
944
00:45:23,053 --> 00:45:24,928
No, Lip,
I'm not punishing you!
945
00:45:25,012 --> 00:45:26,761
- Get the fuck outta here!
- Jesus!
946
00:45:26,845 --> 00:45:29,012
We're supposed to be
in a relationship!
947
00:45:29,095 --> 00:45:31,636
That means that we make
important decisions together.
948
00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:33,429
All right! You want me
to move to fucking Milwaukee?
949
00:45:33,511 --> 00:45:35,345
I'll move to Milwaukee,
all right?
950
00:45:35,429 --> 00:45:37,511
I'll hate it, but if
that's what Tami wants...
951
00:45:37,595 --> 00:45:38,553
You know what?
You're an asshole.
952
00:45:38,636 --> 00:45:39,429
...that's what Tami gets,
right?
953
00:45:39,511 --> 00:45:40,470
You're an asshole.
954
00:45:40,553 --> 00:45:41,803
- I'm an asshole?
- Fuck you!
955
00:45:41,887 --> 00:45:43,511
You're the one trying
to take away my kid!
956
00:45:43,595 --> 00:45:46,179
No! Our kid, Lip.
He is our kid!
957
00:45:49,678 --> 00:45:51,179
Shit.
958
00:45:52,429 --> 00:45:53,678
Come here.
959
00:45:53,761 --> 00:45:55,803
It's okay.
960
00:46:04,928 --> 00:46:06,887
I'm so sorry.
961
00:46:15,887 --> 00:46:18,220
Don't do this, please.
962
00:46:18,304 --> 00:46:20,262
Let's just stop lying
to each other.
963
00:46:20,345 --> 00:46:23,179
Okay?
964
00:46:23,262 --> 00:46:24,761
You love your fucked-up family
965
00:46:24,845 --> 00:46:26,012
more than
you're ever gonna love me.
966
00:46:26,095 --> 00:46:28,803
That's not true.
967
00:46:28,887 --> 00:46:30,137
That's not true.
968
00:46:31,636 --> 00:46:35,553
Yeah, it is.
969
00:46:38,053 --> 00:46:39,511
You should get back
inside there.
970
00:46:39,595 --> 00:46:41,803
Sounds like you're missing
a fun time.
971
00:46:41,887 --> 00:46:43,595
- Oh, I gotI can help.
- I got it.
972
00:46:43,678 --> 00:46:45,304
No.
973
00:46:45,387 --> 00:46:47,220
Hey.
Hey.
974
00:46:47,304 --> 00:46:49,262
I got you.
975
00:46:49,345 --> 00:46:50,928
All right.
976
00:47:19,845 --> 00:47:22,095
Thank you.
977
00:47:24,095 --> 00:47:25,970
Is that Frank making out
with that Polish polka lady?
978
00:47:28,179 --> 00:47:30,137
Yeah. Wow.
979
00:47:38,678 --> 00:47:41,845
Yeah.
980
00:47:45,179 --> 00:47:46,928
Monica would've loved today.
981
00:47:59,595 --> 00:48:02,387
I should probably go dance
with my husband.
982
00:48:03,761 --> 00:48:04,970
Go.
983
00:48:21,720 --> 00:48:23,012
Come on.
984
00:48:49,262 --> 00:48:51,678
- Can I get a Coke?
- Yeah, sure.
985
00:48:55,803 --> 00:48:57,095
Yeah.
986
00:48:57,179 --> 00:49:00,387
You like some rum in that?
987
00:49:00,470 --> 00:49:01,470
Sure.
988
00:49:08,387 --> 00:49:09,803
Thanks.
989
00:49:14,262 --> 00:49:16,220
Listen up, everyone!
990
00:49:16,304 --> 00:49:18,137
I'm the closest thing
to a bride we've got.
991
00:49:18,220 --> 00:49:22,304
- So I'm throwin' the bouquet!
992
00:49:22,387 --> 00:49:24,220
Line up, single losers!
993
00:49:26,095 --> 00:49:27,553
Right here!
Right here, Deb!
994
00:49:39,678 --> 00:49:41,429
Can I get another?
995
00:49:41,511 --> 00:49:43,345
- Sure.
- Thanks.
996
00:50:36,887 --> 00:50:39,970
I'm gonna need that car back
eventually.
997
00:50:40,053 --> 00:50:41,511
Are those hickies?
998
00:50:41,595 --> 00:50:42,887
Yeah.
999
00:50:42,970 --> 00:50:44,845
Woman's a wildcat.
1000
00:50:44,928 --> 00:50:46,429
It's a myth
1001
00:50:46,511 --> 00:50:48,928
about the female libido
declining with age.
1002
00:50:49,012 --> 00:50:51,137
They get hornier.
1003
00:50:51,220 --> 00:50:52,636
I'll keep that in mind.
1004
00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:55,511
Zuzanna doesn't hate gays.
1005
00:50:55,595 --> 00:50:57,970
It's her husband, Rudy.
1006
00:50:58,053 --> 00:51:01,387
Turns out,
Rudy's gayer than Liberace.
1007
00:51:01,470 --> 00:51:04,012
She found boxes
of mano a mano porn
1008
00:51:04,095 --> 00:51:05,761
after he died.
1009
00:51:05,845 --> 00:51:09,387
The old Polish bastard
was a raging gay homophobe.
1010
00:51:10,429 --> 00:51:12,678
Aren't all homophobes gay?
1011
00:51:13,803 --> 00:51:16,179
Probably so, son.
1012
00:51:16,262 --> 00:51:18,887
Probably so.
1013
00:52:35,803 --> 00:52:37,678
I need to find a meeting.
1014
00:52:41,220 --> 00:52:43,345
Come with me?
1015
00:52:45,304 --> 00:52:46,636
Sure.
1016
00:52:48,345 --> 00:52:49,928
Let me grab my coat.
1017
00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:45,636
What is it?
1018
00:53:49,137 --> 00:53:51,220
Shit.
I think it's the cops.
1019
00:53:59,095 --> 00:54:01,220
- What's with all the banging?
- Cops, maybe.
1020
00:54:01,304 --> 00:54:03,761
Ugh.
What did Frank do now?
1021
00:54:08,636 --> 00:54:11,137
- Deborah Gallagher?
- Uh, no.
1022
00:54:11,220 --> 00:54:12,845
We have an arrest warrant
for Deborah Gallagher.
1023
00:54:12,928 --> 00:54:14,636
No shit.
What for?
1024
00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:17,220
Statutory rape of a minor.
Julia Nicolo?
1025
00:54:17,304 --> 00:54:18,970
Fuck.
1026
00:54:20,304 --> 00:54:21,845
We got a runner!
1027
00:54:26,095 --> 00:54:27,678
Uh, what's going on?
1028
00:54:27,761 --> 00:54:29,720
When's your 18th birthday?
1029
00:54:36,179 --> 00:54:37,636
Stop! Police!
1030
00:54:51,678 --> 00:54:54,304
Jesus.
1031
00:55:06,012 --> 00:55:07,220
Needs some work.
1032
00:55:08,636 --> 00:55:10,845
Yeah.
No shit.
1033
00:55:17,970 --> 00:55:19,304
Two bedrooms?
1034
00:55:21,678 --> 00:55:23,845
Yeah.
1035
00:55:26,761 --> 00:55:28,678
One bathroom.
1036
00:55:28,761 --> 00:55:30,511
Two-car garage.
1037
00:55:33,387 --> 00:55:36,095
You got another mask?
1038
00:55:38,470 --> 00:55:40,595
Yeah.
Absolutely.
1039
00:55:43,720 --> 00:55:46,304
Hope my tetanus
is up-to-date.
1040
00:55:54,220 --> 00:55:55,678
No? Oh.
1041
00:56:10,470 --> 00:56:11,761
Whoo!
1042
00:56:48,595 --> 00:56:52,012
Good morning, Mr. Gallavich.
1043
00:56:52,095 --> 00:56:55,220
Good morning, Mr...
1044
00:56:55,304 --> 00:57:00,012
- Millagher?
1045
00:57:00,095 --> 00:57:01,720
You hungry?
1046
00:57:01,803 --> 00:57:04,220
Hmm.
1047
00:57:04,304 --> 00:57:05,345
Not really.
1048
00:57:05,429 --> 00:57:07,761
Hmm.
1049
00:57:07,845 --> 00:57:09,095
You wanna go again?
1050
00:57:11,511 --> 00:57:12,928
Absolutely.
1051
00:57:16,761 --> 00:57:17,720
Ah, shit!
1052
00:57:17,803 --> 00:57:20,137
Oh!
1053
00:57:30,803 --> 00:57:33,470
I think your dad might still
be a little upset.
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