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Ah, you wanna see
what happened last week?
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No, no, you know what?
Fuck--Get outta here.
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We're not tellin' you shit.
Go--go, go, go.
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Jesus, Mick.
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Shoulda watched
the last time.
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How'd you get this job?
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- Someone recommended me.
- Ah...
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Friends in high places,
huh?
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We're the top
garbage crew in the city, Carl.
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Strikes me
as a little suspicious.
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Or I could stay here
with you,
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have fun like we did
when we were kids.
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Jeez--We are totally relat--
We're fuckin' cousins!
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There's literally no way
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I'm going to
the homecoming dance with you.
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You don't have to go,
but if you don't,
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I'm definitely gonna tell my
mom that you went down on me
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three--no, four times?
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Shouldn't you be
in school?
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Got more important stuff
to do--gotta find Frank.
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He's like a cat.
He'll be back.
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If I don't find him soon,
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they're gonna kick me
outta school.
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It's haunted, Frank.
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How big is this house?
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Nine bedrooms,
including the master.
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But that's mostly
just storage
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for my father's
single-malt scotch collection.
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This one...
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looks really old.
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Mr. Gallagher,
welcome to Placid Journeys.
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I gotta say,
this is nothing like
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the rehab facility
I was sent to back in the day.
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Me, Tami, and Fred
are movin' to Milwaukee.
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The family gave us
an old house up there,
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and I'll still be around,
you know,
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on weekends and, uh, holidays,
stuff like that.
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I love you,
Mickey Milkovich.
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A-and if you let me,
I-I'd like to
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- spend the rest of my life--
- Jesus Christ.
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Save the fuckin' speech,
you pussy.
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I'll marry you.
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♪ rock music ♪
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♪ Think of all
the luck you got ♪
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♪ Know that
it's not for naught ♪
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♪ You were beaming
once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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♪ Round up
the friends you got ♪
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♪ Know that
they're not for naught ♪
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♪ You were willing
once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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Mickey!
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Mickey!
I know you're in there,
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you fuckin' homo!
Hey, Mick,
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You faggy faggot!
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You're never gonna
marry that Gallagher queer,
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you hear me?
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Mickey!
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Hey, your dad's here.
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Hey, you want
a Pride parade?
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- Yeah.
- How 'bout I slice off
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your pansy dicks and stick
'em on a fuckin' float?
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I got a little
conversion therapy for you.
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You suck a dick, you die.
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Would you shut
the fuck up?
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You're annoying the shit
outta everybody.
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Well, if it isn't
the little shirt lifter.
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Just want you to know--
you marry a man,
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I'ma put a fuckin'
bullet in your head.
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- Simple as that.
- Why wait, bitch?
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I'm standin' right here,
Charlottesville.
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Oh, look at that--we must shop
at the same gun show.
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The fuck happened
to you?
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You know what they say--
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the apple doesn't fall
far from the tree.
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It does if it lands
on a dick!
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Aw, please, stop.
I get it, all right?
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You're proud a me.
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You must really love cock.
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I definitely love one.
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♪ rock music ♪
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Don't say I didn't warn ya,
cocksmoker.
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Good talk, Pops.
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So when you movin'
to Milwaukee?
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I don't know.
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You don't sound
very excited about it.
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Yeah, well...
it is Milwaukee.
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Free house,
though, right?
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Yeah, I mean,
it's a nice house.
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Nice neighborhood.
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Yard.
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Well, damn.
Jackpot.
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Saw an actual birdhouse
with birds in it.
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Uh, not drugs.
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Birds.
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Morning.
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So, how's your dad?
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You know, don't think
he's gonna be my best man.
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Hey, what's up, punk?
Ready for school?
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Can't go to school
until Frank signs a form.
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- What form?
- That says I live here.
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Just drop out.
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I can't drop out.
I'm ten.
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Give it to me.
I'll sign it.
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Gotta be a parent.
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- I can fake Frank's signature.
- So can I.
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- Same here.
- School says
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that he has to sign it
in person.
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Well, you know
where Frank is?
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Livin' with some lady
up in Glencoe.
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- He drives a Rolls Royce.
- Unbelievable!
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- Oh, good for him.
- Anyone want to go with me?
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No.
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Hey, hey, you got
money for the El?
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- Yeah.
- All right, drop us a pin
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when you get there
so we know you're safe.
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- Got it.
- Thanks.
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So you gonna talk to Tami
about Milwaukee, or...
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I dunno.
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Milwaukee sucks ass.
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I mean, you should
probably tell her
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how you feel about it,
right?
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Lip?
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Yeah.
Yeah, no, I got it.
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Thanks.
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You ever try to get me
to move to Milwaukee,
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I'll fuckin' murder you.
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Thanks, thank you.
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Thank you.
I just wanna say,
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before I go,
this last month
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has been a great journey
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and one I couldn't have
survived without all of you.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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Um...
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I found myself
alone in the woods
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on a snowy night,
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and there came
a fork in the road...
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one, a path that led
to addiction.
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The other...path
also led to addiction,
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but I turned the sleigh around,
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and it has made
all the difference.
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Wha-W-Walt Whitman
has always been
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a personal favorite of mine.
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Anyway, I'm outta the woods,
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and I hope you all
will join me there.
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I love you guys.
Good-bye.
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Gimme five!
Thank you, thank you!
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I love you, I love you,
I love you.
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I'll see you all again!
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♪ Na na na na ♪
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♪ Na, na na na na ♪
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♪ Na na na na-na ♪
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♪ Na na na na ♪
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What are you doin'?
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This place is for rent.
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We should call the number,
check it out.
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- Why would we do that?
- Because I need a thing.
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You have a thing.
I need a thing.
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- And it's right next door.
- Why?
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Oh, I'm finally
comin' to terms with the fact
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that I'm never gonna play
in the NBA.
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You were never
gonna play in the NBA.
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Well, not now, V, because
I'm retiring from basketball.
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I would think you'd be
a little more compassionate.
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We have so many other things
to be thankful for.
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Oh, like what?
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You own a bar,
you have a hot wife
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and two beautiful girls.
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Okay, that is good.
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But where do I go from here, V?
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What is the next chapter
of my life?
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Is there even a next chapter?
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Or is this just...
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it?
Dry cleaner.
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- What?
- We could open up
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- a dry cleaner.
- No.
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- Mattress store.
- Uh-uh.
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- Think tank.
- What the hell
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- is a think tank?
- It's where people sit around
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- and think.
- That's the Alibi.
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Frank!
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Frank.
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I went to confession.
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Father reminded me
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that an eye for an eye only
makes the whole world blind.
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And Kyle told me
I need to let it go.
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He was not happy.
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He wants to kill you himself
when he gets out.
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Oh, well, I'll tell his parole
board to keep me posted.
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Are you okay?
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Reasonable.
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Good chow.
Lotta sleep.
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Too much talking, but...
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Maybe when I get back
from Puerto Rico,
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we can grab a coffee?
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What's in Puerto Rico?
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My family's estate.
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I spend the winters
down there.
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Huh.
When you going?
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This afternoon.
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I'll come find you
when I get back, okay?
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Okay.
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Safe travels.
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♪ funky music ♪
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Ha ha ha.
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Hold on a sec.
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Okay.
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Hey, Milton.
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Oh, what's up, Lip?
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What up, man?
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I thought you were, uh,
in the Persian Gulf
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- or some shit.
- On leave.
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Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So what's goin' on?
Y-your dad's movin' out?
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Moved on--funeral
was a few days ago.
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Oh, shit, I'm sorry, man.
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That's fine.
He was sick for a while.
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Now I gotta try
to get rid of all this stuff,
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try to sell this dump.
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Are you still livin'
that same house with Frank?
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Yeah, unfortunately,
he's still alive, so...
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Damn.
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That's a surprise.
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Hey, man,
how much you askin'?
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No idea.
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We got mold behind the walls,
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roof leaks.
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Rat shit everywhere.
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Got a ton of stuff I gotta fix
before my leave's up.
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Yeah, I wouldn't
put too much into it.
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Some yuppie's just gonna
buy it and gut it anyway.
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Mm. I don't have time
for this shit.
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- Gotta get back to base.
- San Diego?
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- Norfolk.
- Right, yeah, no, that's--
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that's right.
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All right, well,
hey, I'm sorry again.
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- Be good, yeah?
- Thanks, man.
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Hey, asshole,
just kick it
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onto the truck next time--
you'll do less damage.
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♪ rock music ♪
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You were pretty hard
on those real estate people.
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What's up with
the open house thing?
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You ask a lotta questions,
Gallagher.
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You know who asks questions?
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Cops.
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Look at this asshole
parked in the alley.
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Yo, hold up!
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You a cop, Carl?
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Hell, no.
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Come on, man.
259
00:10:52,803 --> 00:10:55,511
♪ rock music ♪
260
00:11:09,053 --> 00:11:10,553
Ugh, what do you want?
261
00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:12,928
Sorry to interrupt
crack baby time.
262
00:11:13,012 --> 00:11:14,636
Hey, Franny, this is
this is what happens
263
00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:16,345
when you hook up
with a conniving bitch.
264
00:11:16,429 --> 00:11:18,053
She blackmails you.
265
00:11:18,137 --> 00:11:19,595
And when you're a ghetto
whore teen mom,
266
00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:21,887
you become a prostitute
so you can pay your bills.
267
00:11:21,970 --> 00:11:23,595
What are you doing here?
268
00:11:23,678 --> 00:11:26,137
- I bought you a gift.
- How sweet of you.
269
00:11:26,220 --> 00:11:28,137
Now, I figured you
probably wouldn't have
270
00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:29,928
anything nice
to wear to the dance,
271
00:11:30,012 --> 00:11:32,803
since they don't sell
formal wear at Costco.
272
00:11:32,887 --> 00:11:34,262
A tuxedo?
273
00:11:34,345 --> 00:11:35,970
You want me to wear
this to the dance?
274
00:11:36,053 --> 00:11:37,470
Yeah.
I'm wearin' the dress.
275
00:11:37,553 --> 00:11:39,720
My mom text you?
276
00:11:39,803 --> 00:11:41,970
She wants me to meet her
at some boutique.
277
00:11:42,053 --> 00:11:43,429
Yeah, don't do it.
278
00:11:43,511 --> 00:11:45,179
She wants to buy me
a birthday gift
279
00:11:45,262 --> 00:11:46,928
to give to her even though
I already got her one.
280
00:11:47,012 --> 00:11:48,429
What'd you get her?
281
00:11:48,511 --> 00:11:50,636
A T-shirt
I was gonna give to Goodwill.
282
00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:52,636
- Thoughtful.
- She doesn't care.
283
00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:54,262
She'll buy herself something,
wrap it,
284
00:11:54,345 --> 00:11:56,678
hand it to me, and then
I'll hand it back to her
285
00:11:56,761 --> 00:11:58,179
and say, "Happy birthday."
286
00:11:58,262 --> 00:11:59,595
It's such bullshit.
287
00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:01,970
Should I get her
something too?
288
00:12:02,053 --> 00:12:03,970
No. No, she'll pick
something out for you
289
00:12:04,053 --> 00:12:05,845
then pay for it
just so she can say,
290
00:12:05,928 --> 00:12:09,262
"Look what Debbie
got me for my birthday."
291
00:12:09,345 --> 00:12:10,511
Okay.
292
00:12:10,595 --> 00:12:11,928
See you
at the Chastain Hotel.
293
00:12:12,012 --> 00:12:14,636
Seven p.m.
Don't be late.
294
00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:17,678
♪ light music ♪
295
00:12:23,887 --> 00:12:26,345
What do ya think?
296
00:12:31,387 --> 00:12:33,387
I'm sending a letter
to the "Player Gazette"
297
00:12:33,470 --> 00:12:36,345
about my pending retirement
from the game I love.
298
00:12:36,429 --> 00:12:38,179
- What?
- Can we hear it?
299
00:12:40,304 --> 00:12:42,970
"Dear basketball..."
300
00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:44,470
That's all I have
so far.
301
00:12:44,553 --> 00:12:46,595
- Good start, though.
- Promising.
302
00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:48,887
It's not even mine.
I stole it from Kobe.
303
00:12:48,970 --> 00:12:51,553
Plus, apparently,
I need reading glasses now?
304
00:12:51,636 --> 00:12:53,345
God, gettin' old sucks.
305
00:12:53,429 --> 00:12:55,720
The other day, I found hair
in my ear--lots a hair.
306
00:12:55,803 --> 00:12:58,678
- Oh, it gets worse.
- Half my life is over.
307
00:12:58,761 --> 00:13:00,262
More than half.
308
00:13:00,345 --> 00:13:02,387
- What? I'm only 38.
- The life expectancy
309
00:13:02,470 --> 00:13:04,720
for an average white man
is 76.
310
00:13:04,803 --> 00:13:07,345
- Exactly.
- The life expectancy
311
00:13:07,429 --> 00:13:09,429
for a poor white man
from the South Side is 70
312
00:13:09,511 --> 00:13:11,387
- if you're lucky.
- Shit, am I dead?
313
00:13:11,470 --> 00:13:13,012
I'm just saying
you're definitely
314
00:13:13,095 --> 00:13:14,553
coming down the mountain.
315
00:13:14,636 --> 00:13:16,304
,
V, that's why we gotta expand,
316
00:13:16,387 --> 00:13:20,012
increase our revenue
so we can retire by 60.
317
00:13:20,095 --> 00:13:21,511
Live a little before we die.
318
00:13:21,595 --> 00:13:23,304
Retirement
is for rich people.
319
00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:26,220
Poor people drop dead
on the job.
320
00:13:30,595 --> 00:13:33,429
- What is happening?
- Just a little bit a research.
321
00:13:33,511 --> 00:13:35,761
How's the guest list
coming?
322
00:13:35,845 --> 00:13:37,053
- What?
- For the wedding.
323
00:13:37,137 --> 00:13:38,803
Who you inviting?
324
00:13:38,887 --> 00:13:40,220
- Uh, I don't have a list.
- Well, you need a list.
325
00:13:40,304 --> 00:13:41,845
I mean, if I don't know
how many people
326
00:13:41,928 --> 00:13:43,304
are comin' to the wedding,
how do I know
327
00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:44,678
what size venue we need
for the reception?
328
00:13:44,761 --> 00:13:45,970
We're having a reception?
At a venue?
329
00:13:46,053 --> 00:13:47,761
We're having a wedding
wedding?
330
00:13:47,845 --> 00:13:49,803
Jesus Christ, do you think this
stuff just magically happens?
331
00:13:49,887 --> 00:13:52,595
- You gotta plan shit.
- A month ago, you were ready
332
00:13:52,678 --> 00:13:54,761
to get hitched at City Hall and
now you want a real wedding?
333
00:13:54,845 --> 00:13:56,761
A lot can happen in a month.
For example,
334
00:13:56,845 --> 00:13:58,553
your fuckhead dad threatenin'
to murder you again
335
00:13:58,636 --> 00:13:59,970
'cause you're gay.
336
00:14:00,053 --> 00:14:02,720
That's what this
is about--Terry?
337
00:14:02,803 --> 00:14:05,262
Yup. Anything to make that
miserable fuck more miserable.
338
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,803
So gimme your guest list,
I'll work on your vows,
339
00:14:07,887 --> 00:14:10,304
and I will follow up
with the soloist.
340
00:14:10,387 --> 00:14:12,595
- W-A fucking soloist?
- Yeah, not just any soloist.
341
00:14:12,678 --> 00:14:15,262
Motherfucker needs to be able
to rock Livin' on a Prayer,
342
00:14:15,345 --> 00:14:17,053
acoustic, hard.
Also, I'm gonna want
343
00:14:17,137 --> 00:14:18,887
a shit-ton a candles,
so get those, uh...
344
00:14:18,970 --> 00:14:21,012
church boys ready.
345
00:14:21,095 --> 00:14:22,887
- Acolytes?
- I don't care
346
00:14:22,970 --> 00:14:24,761
what they're called--the little
shits that light the candles.
347
00:14:24,845 --> 00:14:26,262
You know?
348
00:14:26,345 --> 00:14:28,012
Here ya go.
349
00:14:28,095 --> 00:14:30,095
Wrote it down for ya.
350
00:14:30,179 --> 00:14:31,720
Oh, well, this is cute.
351
00:14:31,803 --> 00:14:33,304
Hey, why do you buy
Julia's gifts for her?
352
00:14:33,387 --> 00:14:36,262
Because, if I leave it
up to her,
353
00:14:36,345 --> 00:14:38,262
she'll just give me
some unthoughtful
354
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,678
piece of junk--if she
gives me anything at all.
355
00:14:40,761 --> 00:14:42,179
Oh.
356
00:14:42,262 --> 00:14:43,845
Do you have plans
tonight?
357
00:14:43,928 --> 00:14:45,304
Tonight?
Why?
358
00:14:45,387 --> 00:14:47,012
Well, I'm having dinner
with my friends
359
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,262
to celebrate my birthday--
nothing fancy--
360
00:14:49,345 --> 00:14:51,304
but it'd be so much
more fun if you were there.
361
00:14:51,387 --> 00:14:53,095
I thought
we were celebrating
362
00:14:53,179 --> 00:14:54,970
- your birthday tomorrow.
- Yeah, Tasha has to
363
00:14:55,053 --> 00:14:57,137
go outta town for work,
so we moved it to tonight.
364
00:14:57,220 --> 00:15:00,845
Uh...just tonight
I-I have family stuff.
365
00:15:00,928 --> 00:15:02,720
You know, Franny.
366
00:15:02,803 --> 00:15:05,012
I would pay for a sitter.
367
00:15:05,095 --> 00:15:07,511
And everyone
is dying to meet you.
368
00:15:07,595 --> 00:15:09,179
Plus, Julia can't come.
369
00:15:09,262 --> 00:15:11,720
She's going
to some dance thing.
370
00:15:11,803 --> 00:15:13,761
Yeah, I'm-I'm sorry,
I-I really wish I could.
371
00:15:13,845 --> 00:15:16,053
You know what?
It's no big deal.
372
00:15:16,137 --> 00:15:18,511
We'll just celebrate it
without you.
373
00:15:18,595 --> 00:15:20,970
Well, you and I can still
celebrate tomorrow night,
374
00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:23,095
- right?
- Ugh, no, thanks.
375
00:15:23,179 --> 00:15:25,345
At my age, one birthday party
is painful enough.
376
00:15:25,429 --> 00:15:26,803
It's fine.
377
00:15:26,887 --> 00:15:30,220
I don't need my girlfriend
at my birthday party.
378
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,720
Uh...
379
00:15:32,803 --> 00:15:34,928
how 'bout I see
what I can do?
380
00:15:35,012 --> 00:15:37,220
Really?
Are you sure?
381
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:40,179
Yeah, no, it's your friends
and your birthday dinner.
382
00:15:40,262 --> 00:15:42,262
I can't miss that, right?
383
00:15:42,345 --> 00:15:44,928
Oh, my God, that would be
the best gift ever.
384
00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,553
I mean,
besides this bag
385
00:15:46,636 --> 00:15:48,636
I'm going to buy you
to give me.
386
00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,720
Since it's your birthday,
387
00:15:50,803 --> 00:15:52,304
there's one condition.
388
00:15:52,387 --> 00:15:54,304
I get to pick
the restaurant.
389
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:57,053
Of course.
390
00:15:59,470 --> 00:16:02,387
♪ funky rock music ♪
391
00:16:02,470 --> 00:16:04,262
♪ Oh ♪
392
00:16:04,345 --> 00:16:08,137
♪ Oh oh ♪
393
00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:11,220
♪ percussive rhythm ♪
394
00:16:31,053 --> 00:16:33,595
♪ Hey, yeah-ea-ah ♪
395
00:16:33,678 --> 00:16:36,262
♪ Hey,
yeah-ea-ah ♪
396
00:16:50,887 --> 00:16:52,511
Hello!
397
00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:57,053
Anybody home?
398
00:17:23,678 --> 00:17:24,970
Hello!
399
00:17:39,012 --> 00:17:40,761
Anybody home?
400
00:17:44,429 --> 00:17:46,678
Ha ha ha!
401
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:48,345
Hoo, yeah!
402
00:17:48,429 --> 00:17:50,137
Yeah!
403
00:17:50,220 --> 00:17:52,887
♪ light music ♪
404
00:18:04,179 --> 00:18:06,137
Whoa!
405
00:18:06,220 --> 00:18:08,012
Easy, ladies.
406
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:19,304
What's up, boss?
407
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,179
What's up?
408
00:18:25,262 --> 00:18:27,304
Otis wants you
to bust into that house
409
00:18:27,387 --> 00:18:30,429
and take a shit
in the living room.
410
00:18:30,511 --> 00:18:33,137
Why do I need to take
a shit in their living room?
411
00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:35,887
Because Otis told you to.
412
00:18:35,970 --> 00:18:38,720
What if I don't need
to take a shit?
413
00:18:38,803 --> 00:18:40,553
When Otis says take a shit,
414
00:18:40,636 --> 00:18:42,470
your only question
should be, "How big?"
415
00:18:42,553 --> 00:18:44,137
You wanna prove
you're not a cop,
416
00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:47,262
shit in the living room.
417
00:18:48,095 --> 00:18:49,761
I don't need it.
418
00:18:52,304 --> 00:18:54,970
♪ edgy pop music ♪
419
00:19:04,636 --> 00:19:09,179
♪ Ooh ♪
420
00:19:15,761 --> 00:19:17,595
♪ I'm a boss, baby
baby, I'm a boss ♪
421
00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:20,095
♪ I'm a boss, baby baby,
I'm a boss ♪
422
00:19:20,179 --> 00:19:22,220
♪ I'm a
oh oh oh oh ♪
423
00:19:22,304 --> 00:19:23,511
♪ Ooh ♪
424
00:19:23,595 --> 00:19:25,304
Ahh.
425
00:19:31,636 --> 00:19:35,595
♪ Oh ♪
426
00:20:01,511 --> 00:20:04,012
Oh, damn!
427
00:20:04,095 --> 00:20:05,887
I been to every home
in Glencoe
428
00:20:05,970 --> 00:20:08,761
looking for you--finally found
the one with the Rolls Royce.
429
00:20:08,845 --> 00:20:10,387
Were you followed--Does
anyone else know I'm here?
430
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:12,636
- Nobody.
- Whaddaya want?
431
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,845
I need you to sign a form
at my school
432
00:20:14,928 --> 00:20:16,511
or else I can't go anymore.
433
00:20:16,595 --> 00:20:18,470
Well, why would I do that?
434
00:20:18,553 --> 00:20:20,053
I wanna go to school,
Frank.
435
00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:21,887
Well, people in Hell
want cold beer.
436
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,304
What's in it for me?
437
00:20:23,387 --> 00:20:25,511
I'll call Child Services.
438
00:20:25,595 --> 00:20:27,928
You're my father.
You've abandoned me.
439
00:20:30,761 --> 00:20:32,511
Well played, son.
440
00:20:32,595 --> 00:20:34,761
But I'm re-abandoning you
right after this is done.
441
00:20:34,845 --> 00:20:37,429
Wait outside.
I used a different entrance.
442
00:20:44,553 --> 00:20:47,179
Hey, so there's this house
over on Kingscross.
443
00:20:47,262 --> 00:20:49,179
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
444
00:20:49,262 --> 00:20:51,678
You know, it's a total dump,
but, uh,
445
00:20:51,761 --> 00:20:54,345
you know, it's probably
gonna go for nothin',
446
00:20:54,429 --> 00:20:56,220
and, uh, with a little
bit a work,
447
00:20:56,304 --> 00:20:57,845
could be nice.
448
00:20:57,928 --> 00:21:00,012
You thinking about buyin'
a house in the South Side
449
00:21:00,095 --> 00:21:02,304
even though you're
movin' to Milwaukee?
450
00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:03,845
No. No, no, no.
451
00:21:03,928 --> 00:21:05,595
I was just thinkin',
you know,
452
00:21:05,678 --> 00:21:08,636
could be a good investment
for somebody, though.
453
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,720
You know, fix it up,
454
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:12,053
flip it.
455
00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:14,595
Did you ever do
anything like that?
456
00:21:16,387 --> 00:21:19,012
I never have to worry about
what I would or wouldn't do.
457
00:21:19,095 --> 00:21:21,761
Mr. Tamietti paid
the down payment on my house,
458
00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:24,387
loaned me the money
to start Born Free.
459
00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:26,887
He decides what I do.
460
00:21:26,970 --> 00:21:29,553
I'm the definition
of limited options.
461
00:21:31,636 --> 00:21:33,053
- Hi.
- Hi, Tam.
462
00:21:33,137 --> 00:21:34,470
Hey.
463
00:21:34,553 --> 00:21:38,220
I gave notice
at the salon today.
464
00:21:38,304 --> 00:21:41,511
Which means I told Liza
to eat shit and die.
465
00:21:41,595 --> 00:21:42,803
Oh, wow.
466
00:21:42,887 --> 00:21:44,387
Really?
Yeah?
467
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,012
Burned that bridge!
468
00:21:46,095 --> 00:21:47,761
Ah...ha.
469
00:21:47,845 --> 00:21:49,429
Nice one.
Congrats.
470
00:21:49,511 --> 00:21:51,678
And I found a salon
near Nana's place
471
00:21:51,761 --> 00:21:53,595
where I can
rent out a chair.
472
00:21:53,678 --> 00:21:55,220
Wow, already?
Really--wow--Yeah.
473
00:21:55,304 --> 00:21:56,595
- Mm-hmm.
- That's sweet.
474
00:21:56,678 --> 00:21:58,511
Oh, also,
475
00:21:58,595 --> 00:22:01,429
my Uncle Will works at
Briggs & Stratton in Milwaukee.
476
00:22:01,511 --> 00:22:03,262
Says they're always
looking for new mechanics.
477
00:22:03,345 --> 00:22:05,845
I mean, I could have my dad
give him a call.
478
00:22:08,012 --> 00:22:10,761
Uh...what's going on?
479
00:22:10,845 --> 00:22:12,179
What's goin' on?
Nothin'.
480
00:22:12,262 --> 00:22:13,720
Yeah, I'm workin'.
Why?
481
00:22:13,803 --> 00:22:15,511
You're being weird.
482
00:22:15,595 --> 00:22:17,262
Yeah, no, sorry, I just--
I just remembered
483
00:22:17,345 --> 00:22:19,179
I gotta close the loop
on a couple things,
484
00:22:19,262 --> 00:22:20,761
so...
485
00:22:20,845 --> 00:22:22,595
What loops?
486
00:22:22,678 --> 00:22:24,720
Look, I just quit
my job.
487
00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:26,262
Oh, yeah, I know.
488
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:27,636
Uh, it's all good,
all right?
489
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,304
Everything's...
everything's fine.
490
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:34,012
What?
491
00:22:34,095 --> 00:22:36,053
Uh...ooh, nothin', uh...
492
00:22:36,137 --> 00:22:37,511
nothin'.
493
00:22:37,595 --> 00:22:39,636
Nothin'.
494
00:22:42,887 --> 00:22:45,887
It's got, uh, two beds,
one bath,
495
00:22:45,970 --> 00:22:50,470
and, you know, I mean, I--
i-it needs some work, but...
496
00:22:50,553 --> 00:22:52,470
well, it's a good house.
497
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,803
Now, what do you
think?
498
00:22:57,928 --> 00:23:00,845
This place
is a shithole.
499
00:23:00,928 --> 00:23:03,678
Well, I-I'm just lookin'
at options, all right?
500
00:23:03,761 --> 00:23:05,970
I mean, did you know
that Milwaukee
501
00:23:06,053 --> 00:23:08,012
gets even colder than
Chicago in the wintertime?
502
00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:10,137
And-and you know that
we're gonna be the ones
503
00:23:10,220 --> 00:23:12,304
that have to check in
on your nana every week
504
00:23:12,387 --> 00:23:14,845
at the old folks' home
and anytime she needs anything.
505
00:23:14,928 --> 00:23:17,553
Uh-huh.
506
00:23:18,761 --> 00:23:20,761
Look, I don't know--
honestly, I feel kinda guilty,
507
00:23:20,845 --> 00:23:23,053
you know, takin' charity
from your family.
508
00:23:26,636 --> 00:23:28,970
You gotta be kidding me.
509
00:23:29,053 --> 00:23:31,761
It's what--100 feet
from your family's house?
510
00:23:41,429 --> 00:23:43,720
What about a tire store?
511
00:23:43,803 --> 00:23:46,012
- No!
- Ah, wow...
512
00:23:46,095 --> 00:23:48,345
Barber shop?
513
00:23:48,429 --> 00:23:50,595
Nail salon.
514
00:23:52,636 --> 00:23:53,553
Dreams are stupid.
515
00:23:53,636 --> 00:23:55,636
Dreams aren't stupid.
516
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,553
Stupid ideas are stupid.
517
00:23:57,636 --> 00:23:59,636
Nail salon...but for men.
518
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,095
We could definitely
use another Subway.
519
00:24:01,179 --> 00:24:02,928
Or a check-cashing place.
520
00:24:03,012 --> 00:24:04,470
We don't need
another check-cashing place.
521
00:24:04,553 --> 00:24:07,845
Plus, all those things require
big start-up costs.
522
00:24:07,928 --> 00:24:09,220
V, we should contact
that realtor.
523
00:24:09,304 --> 00:24:10,761
That place is gonna
rent out soon.
524
00:24:10,845 --> 00:24:12,220
You don't even have
a business plan.
525
00:24:12,304 --> 00:24:14,053
The business plan
is to rent out the place.
526
00:24:14,137 --> 00:24:15,887
Not until you know
what kinda business
527
00:24:15,970 --> 00:24:18,012
you wanna start
and how much it's gonna cost
528
00:24:18,095 --> 00:24:20,137
to get it up and running--
inventory, labor--
529
00:24:20,220 --> 00:24:21,970
a business plan.
530
00:24:24,053 --> 00:24:27,429
- Keg's kicked.
- Oh--I have an idea.
531
00:24:27,511 --> 00:24:29,636
How 'bout a business
where you sell beer,
532
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:32,304
and when the keg is empty,
you replace it.
533
00:24:34,928 --> 00:24:36,928
I got it.
534
00:24:37,012 --> 00:24:39,845
I think that fulfills
my fatherly obligation.
535
00:24:39,928 --> 00:24:41,262
Congratulations, son.
536
00:24:41,345 --> 00:24:43,220
You get to keep goin'
to school.
537
00:24:43,304 --> 00:24:45,220
See ya.
538
00:24:45,304 --> 00:24:46,803
Frank, wait.
539
00:24:48,053 --> 00:24:50,595
That new house that you're
living in is pretty sweet.
540
00:24:50,678 --> 00:24:54,220
Bet they have good schools.
I wanna live with you.
541
00:24:54,304 --> 00:24:55,970
Oh...I bet ya do.
542
00:24:56,053 --> 00:24:58,928
Unfortunately, pal,
we just don't have the space.
543
00:24:59,012 --> 00:25:00,845
I need you
on the South Side
544
00:25:00,928 --> 00:25:02,803
lookin' after the-
the business.
545
00:25:02,887 --> 00:25:04,012
What business?
546
00:25:04,095 --> 00:25:05,803
Finding easy,
innovative ways
547
00:25:05,887 --> 00:25:07,636
to make money
without working.
548
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,012
That's the Gallagher
family business.
549
00:25:10,095 --> 00:25:12,761
I built it from scratch.
I put in the hours.
550
00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:15,970
Turned it into the thriving
racket you see today.
551
00:25:16,053 --> 00:25:18,845
And now,
as Chairman Emeritus,
552
00:25:18,928 --> 00:25:21,553
I'm naming you
my successor.
553
00:25:22,887 --> 00:25:24,470
But I miss you.
554
00:25:28,636 --> 00:25:30,387
Nice try, son.
555
00:25:30,470 --> 00:25:31,678
"I miss you."
556
00:25:31,761 --> 00:25:34,553
Yeah...
557
00:25:39,553 --> 00:25:42,345
"Miss you."
558
00:25:45,137 --> 00:25:46,970
A true gentleman
should be able
559
00:25:47,053 --> 00:25:48,803
to tie a proper bow tie,
full stop.
560
00:25:48,887 --> 00:25:50,636
Only a schoolboy
should ever
561
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,262
ever be allowed to wear...
562
00:25:52,345 --> 00:25:55,179
It's open!
563
00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:56,970
- Hey.
- Hey.
564
00:26:00,595 --> 00:26:01,887
- That's a lotta
wedding rings.
565
00:26:01,970 --> 00:26:03,845
It's for Mickey.
566
00:26:03,928 --> 00:26:05,511
He said he wanted
to see some options.
567
00:26:05,595 --> 00:26:06,720
Something borrowed,
right?
568
00:26:06,803 --> 00:26:09,720
Or stolen from Zales.
569
00:26:09,803 --> 00:26:11,345
I'm gonna return them.
570
00:26:11,429 --> 00:26:13,553
...your tie
around your neck.
571
00:26:13,636 --> 00:26:16,470
What the hell
are you watching?
572
00:26:16,553 --> 00:26:18,761
Trying to figure out
how to tie a bow tie.
573
00:26:18,845 --> 00:26:21,137
I know how to tie
a bow tie.
574
00:26:21,220 --> 00:26:22,511
- Really?
- Yeah.
575
00:26:28,053 --> 00:26:30,137
Adjust the tie
so the right side
576
00:26:30,220 --> 00:26:31,511
is an inch to an inch
and a half longer.
577
00:26:31,595 --> 00:26:33,345
There you go.
578
00:26:33,429 --> 00:26:35,553
Beautiful.
579
00:26:35,636 --> 00:26:37,553
What's this for?
580
00:26:37,636 --> 00:26:39,553
- Homecoming dance.
- Why in the hell
581
00:26:39,636 --> 00:26:41,012
are you going
to a homecoming dance?
582
00:26:41,095 --> 00:26:42,553
It's not my choice.
583
00:26:42,636 --> 00:26:45,095
This girl I know, Julia,
is wearing the dress.
584
00:26:45,179 --> 00:26:46,803
Why does she
get to wear the dress?
585
00:26:46,887 --> 00:26:49,053
Is this some kind of
power move?
586
00:26:49,137 --> 00:26:51,095
I don't know, but if
her wearing a dress
587
00:26:51,179 --> 00:26:53,553
makes her feel powerful,
then good for her.
588
00:26:53,636 --> 00:26:55,387
Maybe that's
the final wave.
589
00:26:55,470 --> 00:26:57,595
I don't know
what that means.
590
00:26:57,678 --> 00:26:59,636
The problem is,
I also have a dinner tonight
591
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,470
with Julia's mom.
592
00:27:01,553 --> 00:27:03,429
And neither one knows
about the other?
593
00:27:05,887 --> 00:27:07,470
You little slut.
594
00:27:08,553 --> 00:27:11,304
I try.
595
00:27:12,595 --> 00:27:14,553
- We really need flowers?
- Hell, yeah.
596
00:27:14,636 --> 00:27:16,220
Stargazer lilies,
motherfucker.
597
00:27:16,304 --> 00:27:17,803
How can I help you?
598
00:27:17,887 --> 00:27:19,553
Hey, so, uh,
I'm gettin' married,
599
00:27:19,636 --> 00:27:21,511
and we'd love to see
what you have
600
00:27:21,595 --> 00:27:23,553
in the way of
Stargazer lilies.
601
00:27:23,636 --> 00:27:26,345
Let me show you
some photos.
602
00:27:30,845 --> 00:27:32,595
This is the Sierra Sunset...
603
00:27:32,678 --> 00:27:35,053
- Mm-hmm.
- And this is what we call
604
00:27:35,137 --> 00:27:37,012
- Beyond Blue.
- That's gorgeous.
605
00:27:37,095 --> 00:27:39,095
Especially because we get them
at the perfect time--
606
00:27:39,179 --> 00:27:40,761
right before they open,
607
00:27:40,845 --> 00:27:43,304
so they're spectacular
on your blessed day.
608
00:27:43,387 --> 00:27:45,179
Yeah, I bet.
609
00:27:45,262 --> 00:27:46,928
Hey, I like the...
blue ones.
610
00:27:47,012 --> 00:27:48,553
- Yeah?
- Sure.
611
00:27:48,636 --> 00:27:51,262
- Are you the best man?
- Uh, no, I'm the...
612
00:27:51,345 --> 00:27:53,595
the groom?
The official partner.
613
00:27:53,678 --> 00:27:57,012
I don't know--we haven't
really talked about it yet.
614
00:27:57,095 --> 00:27:58,928
So you're...
615
00:27:59,012 --> 00:28:00,761
h-homosexuals?
616
00:28:00,845 --> 00:28:03,137
No, well, he is--I just like
having another man's dick
617
00:28:03,220 --> 00:28:05,137
- in my ass.
- I'm s-sorry.
618
00:28:05,220 --> 00:28:08,636
I'm afraid we don't
do business with your...
619
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,429
With your what?
620
00:28:10,511 --> 00:28:12,845
- Uh, w-we don't believe...
- Finishing sentences,
621
00:28:12,928 --> 00:28:13,845
- Grandma?
- Mickey.
622
00:28:13,928 --> 00:28:15,761
That what you don't
believe in?
623
00:28:15,845 --> 00:28:16,887
- Sodomy is a sin.
624
00:28:16,970 --> 00:28:17,970
You know what else
is a sin?
625
00:28:18,053 --> 00:28:19,511
Stabbing a fucking bitch
in the heart--
626
00:28:19,595 --> 00:28:21,262
- Okay--yeah.
- That's a sin!
627
00:28:21,345 --> 00:28:22,803
Gonna sodomize you,
you wrinkly fucking Q-tip.
628
00:28:22,887 --> 00:28:24,220
- No.
- I'm gonna come back
629
00:28:24,304 --> 00:28:25,720
and carve my initials
in your fuckin' gums!
630
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,678
Kevin.
My man.
631
00:28:34,262 --> 00:28:35,678
Oh, God.
632
00:28:35,761 --> 00:28:36,803
Dude, I've been
texting you.
633
00:28:36,887 --> 00:28:37,970
Did you get my texts?
634
00:28:38,053 --> 00:28:40,262
No. I blocked
your phone number.
635
00:28:40,345 --> 00:28:41,887
W--Okay, look...
636
00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:43,511
I'm sorry about
the other night.
637
00:28:43,595 --> 00:28:45,012
I know things got
a little, uh...
638
00:28:45,095 --> 00:28:46,345
Racist?
639
00:28:46,429 --> 00:28:49,304
Yeah, we thought
when a poor couple
640
00:28:49,387 --> 00:28:51,803
- agrees to be auctioned off--
- No.
641
00:28:51,887 --> 00:28:53,511
Again, sorry.
642
00:28:53,595 --> 00:28:55,345
I'm only here to claim
the other thing
643
00:28:55,429 --> 00:28:56,761
that we won
at the auction.
644
00:28:56,845 --> 00:28:58,511
What?
645
00:28:58,595 --> 00:29:00,928
My personal training
session.
646
00:29:01,012 --> 00:29:03,137
- Huh?
- Yeah, you said at the auction
647
00:29:03,220 --> 00:29:06,012
the winner gets
a personal training session.
648
00:29:07,970 --> 00:29:09,429
Right now?
649
00:29:09,511 --> 00:29:11,179
I'm bored with my trainer
at Equinox.
650
00:29:11,262 --> 00:29:13,345
He's always late because
he's training some guys
651
00:29:13,429 --> 00:29:15,012
from the Bulls before me.
652
00:29:15,095 --> 00:29:17,053
Look, I can always
come back if you're busy,
653
00:29:17,137 --> 00:29:19,262
but I--
I--
654
00:29:19,345 --> 00:29:21,095
No. No, no, no.
655
00:29:21,179 --> 00:29:22,761
You know what?
656
00:29:22,845 --> 00:29:24,511
Right now
is a perfect time.
657
00:29:24,595 --> 00:29:26,595
We just got a delivery.
Follow me.
658
00:29:30,803 --> 00:29:33,345
I start every workout
with what I like to call
659
00:29:33,429 --> 00:29:35,304
keg lifts--simple.
All you gotta do
660
00:29:35,387 --> 00:29:37,387
is take these kegs
into the bar.
661
00:29:37,470 --> 00:29:39,179
It's great for your core.
662
00:29:39,262 --> 00:29:41,720
- Does that really work
- Look at me, Lorne.
663
00:29:41,803 --> 00:29:43,595
Never step foot
in a gym.
664
00:29:43,678 --> 00:29:45,304
Wow.
665
00:29:45,387 --> 00:29:47,220
Okay.
666
00:29:47,304 --> 00:29:50,470
♪ upbeat music ♪
667
00:29:50,553 --> 00:29:52,720
Yeah, use your legs,
not your back.
668
00:29:52,803 --> 00:29:54,678
There ya go.
669
00:29:54,761 --> 00:29:56,262
All right.
670
00:29:56,345 --> 00:29:57,845
Flex your base.
671
00:30:23,511 --> 00:30:25,928
♪ classical music ♪
672
00:30:45,429 --> 00:30:47,845
Hello?
673
00:30:47,928 --> 00:30:49,553
Anybody home?
674
00:30:49,636 --> 00:30:52,636
♪ operatic singing ♪
675
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:00,137
Hello?
676
00:31:44,095 --> 00:31:45,887
There ya go.
677
00:31:45,970 --> 00:31:48,053
Only eight more kegs.
All right.
678
00:31:48,137 --> 00:31:49,553
Good.
679
00:31:49,636 --> 00:31:51,887
All right,
all right, all right.
680
00:31:51,970 --> 00:31:54,179
Bro, do you even lift?
681
00:31:54,262 --> 00:31:55,761
Uh, Pilates...
682
00:31:55,845 --> 00:31:57,511
and I play squash.
683
00:31:57,595 --> 00:31:59,387
What the fuck is squash?
All right, man, here we go.
684
00:31:59,470 --> 00:32:00,845
We're gonna burn
some muscles.
685
00:32:02,678 --> 00:32:04,137
Like that.
Keep your back straight.
686
00:32:04,220 --> 00:32:06,928
Use your legs.
Don't forget to breathe.
687
00:32:07,012 --> 00:32:08,345
All right, all right,
okay.
688
00:32:08,429 --> 00:32:10,179
- Uhhh...
- Wow!
689
00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:12,220
All right, good.
690
00:32:12,304 --> 00:32:14,012
- Uh...oh...uh...
- See?
691
00:32:14,095 --> 00:32:16,304
Now you know it's workin'
692
00:32:17,137 --> 00:32:18,345
How can you be a florist
693
00:32:18,429 --> 00:32:20,095
and not do business
with the gays?
694
00:32:20,179 --> 00:32:22,304
Doesn't matter, all right?
She'll be dead soon anyway.
695
00:32:22,387 --> 00:32:24,095
Whatever--you lined up
a caterer, right?
696
00:32:24,179 --> 00:32:25,970
- Yes.
- You got the Chiavari chairs?
697
00:32:26,053 --> 00:32:27,803
- Yes!
- Gold ones with the white
698
00:32:27,887 --> 00:32:29,803
- cushions?
- Yes!
699
00:32:40,970 --> 00:32:42,304
It's about time.
700
00:32:42,387 --> 00:32:44,220
Kay, I took a shit
in somebody's living room.
701
00:32:44,304 --> 00:32:46,053
What the fuck's going on?
702
00:32:48,803 --> 00:32:51,636
Let's just say
the Department of Sanitation
703
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,220
runs this town.
704
00:33:02,095 --> 00:33:04,345
V, Lorne went on social media
705
00:33:04,429 --> 00:33:07,345
and said it was the best
workout he's ever had.
706
00:33:07,429 --> 00:33:08,970
Now all his yuppie friends
wanna train with me.
707
00:33:09,053 --> 00:33:10,720
I just got two texts.
This could be huge.
708
00:33:10,803 --> 00:33:13,595
- Wow, two texts.
- This is it, V.
709
00:33:13,678 --> 00:33:16,928
I found my calling.
This is my next chapter.
710
00:33:17,012 --> 00:33:19,095
Like when Ditka
retired from coaching,
711
00:33:19,179 --> 00:33:20,262
opened a steakhouse.
712
00:33:20,345 --> 00:33:21,887
Yeah, what's the name
a that place?
713
00:33:21,970 --> 00:33:23,387
Ditka's.
714
00:33:23,470 --> 00:33:25,720
So a full keg
is about 160 pounds.
715
00:33:25,803 --> 00:33:28,553
- This is about a 50?
- That is not a 50.
716
00:33:28,636 --> 00:33:30,429
That is $200 worth of beer.
Put that back.
717
00:33:30,511 --> 00:33:32,761
V, I can't use empty kegs.
718
00:33:32,845 --> 00:33:34,511
- They're like 30 pounds.
- Too bad.
719
00:33:34,595 --> 00:33:38,720
V...the longest part
of a journey
720
00:33:38,803 --> 00:33:41,179
is always the first step.
721
00:33:41,262 --> 00:33:43,470
- Says who?
- Fortune cookie.
722
00:33:43,553 --> 00:33:46,470
This is it, V--some people
wait their entire lives
723
00:33:46,553 --> 00:33:48,470
for a moment like this,
a moment of clarity.
724
00:33:51,845 --> 00:33:53,553
Sanders
doesn't like what he sees.
725
00:33:55,803 --> 00:33:59,053
That's a lotta people
to hunt one fox.
726
00:33:59,137 --> 00:34:01,470
Not a fair fight.
727
00:34:01,553 --> 00:34:03,970
... in front
of all these people.
728
00:34:04,053 --> 00:34:06,845
Fix the animal in the eye
with a masterful gaze.
729
00:34:06,928 --> 00:34:08,678
The boots don't fit.
730
00:34:38,928 --> 00:34:42,095
♪ suspenseful music ♪
731
00:35:10,304 --> 00:35:13,053
♪ tense, suspenseful music ♪
732
00:35:34,095 --> 00:35:35,970
Shit.
733
00:35:42,553 --> 00:35:44,761
- Hello?
- Hey, buddy.
734
00:35:44,845 --> 00:35:46,595
It's your dear old dad.
How you doin'?
735
00:35:46,678 --> 00:35:48,095
What do you want, Frank?
736
00:35:48,179 --> 00:35:50,970
Um...boy, it was great
seeing ya today.
737
00:35:51,053 --> 00:35:52,761
You're drunk, right?
738
00:35:52,845 --> 00:35:56,053
Ha ha ha ha.
You, growin' up so fast.
739
00:35:56,137 --> 00:35:57,720
Uh...it got me to thinkin'.
740
00:35:57,803 --> 00:35:59,803
I-I'd love to spend
more time together.
741
00:35:59,887 --> 00:36:02,387
- When?
- How 'bout right now?
742
00:36:02,470 --> 00:36:04,636
It took me hours
to get there this morning.
743
00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:06,636
So, uh, so I'll see ya
in a few hours?
744
00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:10,012
No way.
Maybe tomorrow after school.
745
00:36:10,095 --> 00:36:13,678
Uh, I was...I was hopin'
you'd get here before dark.
746
00:36:13,761 --> 00:36:15,304
- That's all.
- Sorry.
747
00:36:15,387 --> 00:36:17,012
Hey, Liam.
748
00:36:17,095 --> 00:36:18,179
What?
749
00:36:18,262 --> 00:36:21,845
Uh...I miss you.
750
00:36:21,928 --> 00:36:23,137
Right.
751
00:36:23,220 --> 00:36:24,887
Bye, Frank.
752
00:36:25,887 --> 00:36:29,470
♪ tense music ♪
753
00:36:41,304 --> 00:36:43,220
So, what do you
think?
754
00:36:44,553 --> 00:36:46,761
What are these?
755
00:36:46,845 --> 00:36:48,678
They're the chairs
you wanted.
756
00:36:48,761 --> 00:36:51,095
Was I not clear?
757
00:36:51,179 --> 00:36:53,304
Where the fuck...
758
00:36:53,387 --> 00:36:54,803
are the Chiavari chairs?
759
00:36:54,887 --> 00:36:57,970
- These are the Chiavaris.
- You shut the fuck up.
760
00:36:58,053 --> 00:37:00,845
You...I could not
have been more specific.
761
00:37:00,928 --> 00:37:03,304
I asked you to find me
a caterer
762
00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:05,553
who had the gold Chiavaris
763
00:37:05,636 --> 00:37:07,345
with the white cushions.
764
00:37:07,429 --> 00:37:09,345
You had one job.
765
00:37:09,429 --> 00:37:11,179
Uh, that was my fault, I...
thought we had those,
766
00:37:11,262 --> 00:37:12,720
but I was mistaken.
767
00:37:12,803 --> 00:37:14,845
But I-I think that
any of these could work--
768
00:37:14,928 --> 00:37:17,304
God damn it, why does
everything always have to suck?
769
00:37:17,387 --> 00:37:19,262
This is my fucking
wedding day!
770
00:37:19,345 --> 00:37:22,220
For one day.
For one day
771
00:37:22,304 --> 00:37:25,179
can I have the gold...
Chiavaris
772
00:37:25,262 --> 00:37:27,345
with the white cushions?!
773
00:37:29,095 --> 00:37:31,345
- I mean, I-I can call around--
- I thought I told you
774
00:37:31,429 --> 00:37:33,304
to shut the fuck up!
Are you retarded?
775
00:37:33,387 --> 00:37:34,678
- Uh...
- Huh, Brooks?
776
00:37:34,761 --> 00:37:36,553
- Answer me!
- Uh, yes.
777
00:37:36,636 --> 00:37:37,928
- Yes, you're retarded!
- I'm retarded.
778
00:37:38,012 --> 00:37:40,845
Which is why we had
the fucking mix-up!
779
00:37:43,845 --> 00:37:46,345
I'm sorry.
780
00:37:46,429 --> 00:37:48,511
This is my fault.
781
00:37:48,595 --> 00:37:50,720
I put too much on your plate.
782
00:38:03,803 --> 00:38:04,970
Hey.
783
00:38:07,429 --> 00:38:09,345
- Did you find Frank?
- Yeah.
784
00:38:09,429 --> 00:38:11,553
Where is everybody?
785
00:38:13,803 --> 00:38:17,137
Debbie went to a dance,
Carl's at work,
786
00:38:17,220 --> 00:38:19,928
Ian's with Mickey,
Fiona moved,
787
00:38:20,012 --> 00:38:22,470
and now you're moving
to Milwaukee.
788
00:38:25,012 --> 00:38:26,470
You gonna be
all right, buddy?
789
00:38:26,553 --> 00:38:28,012
Yeah.
790
00:38:28,095 --> 00:38:30,511
I'm just gonna miss
everyone being around.
791
00:38:34,012 --> 00:38:36,012
Cheers.
792
00:38:41,553 --> 00:38:43,720
Oh, look at this bag
793
00:38:43,803 --> 00:38:46,053
that Debbie got me
for my birthday.
794
00:38:46,137 --> 00:38:48,220
- That is so cute!
- Oh, my God!
795
00:38:48,304 --> 00:38:49,553
I know, I love it.
796
00:38:49,636 --> 00:38:51,387
You have good taste.
797
00:38:51,470 --> 00:38:53,429
- Yes, she does.
- And good skin.
798
00:38:53,511 --> 00:38:55,928
God, look at your skin!
799
00:38:56,012 --> 00:38:57,761
I used to have skin
like that.
800
00:38:57,845 --> 00:38:59,511
Bullshit.
801
00:38:59,595 --> 00:39:01,553
And your hair--
I love the color.
802
00:39:01,636 --> 00:39:03,595
- Who does it?
- I do it.
803
00:39:03,678 --> 00:39:05,429
I'm so jealous.
804
00:39:05,511 --> 00:39:07,095
Mm, I bet you are.
805
00:39:07,179 --> 00:39:09,803
So what do 19-year-olds
like to do these days?
806
00:39:09,887 --> 00:39:13,304
Watch TV shows
about suicide, do drugs.
807
00:39:13,387 --> 00:39:15,095
Protest shit
we don't know much about.
808
00:39:15,179 --> 00:39:17,137
I'm just kidding.
809
00:39:17,220 --> 00:39:19,511
I don't really know.
I work a lot.
810
00:39:19,595 --> 00:39:21,220
I'm a welder.
811
00:39:21,304 --> 00:39:22,761
You're a welder?
812
00:39:22,845 --> 00:39:24,845
Not as of lately, but...yeah.
813
00:39:24,928 --> 00:39:26,761
Oh, my God,
that's incredible.
814
00:39:26,845 --> 00:39:27,970
Like Jennifer Beals.
815
00:39:28,053 --> 00:39:29,220
In Flashdance.
816
00:39:29,304 --> 00:39:30,553
Oh...
817
00:39:30,636 --> 00:39:32,387
I'm gonna need
another drink.
818
00:39:34,012 --> 00:39:36,220
Uh, hey, I'm gonna run
to the ladies' room real quick.
819
00:39:36,304 --> 00:39:37,553
- Okay.
- I'll be right back.
820
00:39:37,636 --> 00:39:38,387
Do you need me
to go with you?
821
00:39:38,470 --> 00:39:39,553
Uh, no.
822
00:39:41,095 --> 00:39:42,553
You're an asshole.
823
00:39:42,636 --> 00:39:44,095
You're both
assholes.
824
00:39:44,179 --> 00:39:45,636
Stop it.
825
00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:50,137
♪ pop/rock music ♪
826
00:39:50,220 --> 00:39:51,304
Whoa--
827
00:39:52,803 --> 00:39:58,262
♪ Creepy little sneaky
little foreign places ♪
828
00:40:02,095 --> 00:40:04,970
♪ Terrifying territories ♪
829
00:40:05,053 --> 00:40:08,220
♪ I can't take it ♪
830
00:40:08,304 --> 00:40:11,720
♪ It's a great big atlas ♪
831
00:40:11,803 --> 00:40:13,595
♪ Yeah ♪
832
00:40:13,678 --> 00:40:16,511
♪ I'm feelin' dumb ♪
833
00:40:16,595 --> 00:40:18,387
Calm down.
I'll be there in a second.
834
00:40:18,470 --> 00:40:20,137
♪ When you've gotten
what you want ♪
835
00:40:20,220 --> 00:40:23,179
♪ Maybe I should start over ♪
836
00:40:23,262 --> 00:40:25,220
♪ There's nothing left
to want ♪
837
00:40:25,304 --> 00:40:27,678
♪ Up and at 'em again ♪
838
00:40:27,761 --> 00:40:29,928
♪ You don't know
what you want ♪
839
00:40:30,012 --> 00:40:31,928
Hey.
840
00:40:34,845 --> 00:40:36,720
There she is.
841
00:40:36,803 --> 00:40:38,179
- Seriously?
- ♪ When you've gotten ♪
842
00:40:38,262 --> 00:40:40,262
- ♪ What you want ♪
- Come on.
843
00:40:40,345 --> 00:40:42,220
♪ Maybe I should start over ♪
844
00:40:42,304 --> 00:40:44,970
Remember, you're desperately
in love with me.
845
00:40:46,761 --> 00:40:48,387
Thank God you're here.
846
00:40:48,470 --> 00:40:50,470
I'm bringing Sandy in to deal
with the invitations
847
00:40:50,553 --> 00:40:51,970
and a few other details
moving forward.
848
00:40:52,053 --> 00:40:53,636
- Wait--what? Why?
- 'Cause too many things
849
00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:54,887
are slippin' through
the cracks, Gallagher.
850
00:40:54,970 --> 00:40:56,553
The chairs were
a fuckin' shit-show.
851
00:40:56,636 --> 00:40:58,137
Also, Sandy's
getting me my best man.
852
00:40:58,220 --> 00:41:00,387
You line up
your best man yet?
853
00:41:00,470 --> 00:41:01,887
Not yet, no.
854
00:41:01,970 --> 00:41:03,845
That's what
I'm talkin' about.
855
00:41:03,928 --> 00:41:06,179
You sure you still wanna
go through with this?
856
00:41:06,262 --> 00:41:07,928
Yes. Why?
857
00:41:08,012 --> 00:41:10,012
Terry's back at the house
making hollow-tip bullets.
858
00:41:10,095 --> 00:41:12,012
- Calls 'em Pansy Poppers.
- Fuck him.
859
00:41:12,095 --> 00:41:13,928
You ask Debbie if Franny
can be the flower girl?
860
00:41:14,012 --> 00:41:15,553
Yeah, I sent her a text.
861
00:41:15,636 --> 00:41:16,845
Thank you.
862
00:41:16,928 --> 00:41:18,262
This is still about Terry,
right?
863
00:41:18,345 --> 00:41:19,720
You don't give a shit
about weddings.
864
00:41:19,803 --> 00:41:22,553
Where the fuck's your ring?
865
00:41:22,636 --> 00:41:24,887
I...must have...
866
00:41:24,970 --> 00:41:27,179
left it next to the sink.
867
00:41:28,595 --> 00:41:30,720
I can't even.
868
00:41:30,803 --> 00:41:32,970
I can see why you called.
869
00:41:45,845 --> 00:41:49,761
♪ uneasy music ♪
870
00:43:01,511 --> 00:43:03,678
- Hey!
- Ah--shit!
871
00:43:03,761 --> 00:43:05,220
Who the hell are you?
872
00:43:05,304 --> 00:43:07,595
I'm...house sitting.
Who the hell are you?
873
00:43:07,678 --> 00:43:09,262
I'm Jean-Luc,
the gardener.
874
00:43:09,345 --> 00:43:11,053
Miss Faye asked me
to look after the place
875
00:43:11,137 --> 00:43:13,220
- while she's in Puerto Rico.
- That's funny,
876
00:43:13,304 --> 00:43:15,511
'cause she never mentioned
anything about it to me.
877
00:43:15,595 --> 00:43:17,095
Well, she never mentioned
you either.
878
00:43:17,179 --> 00:43:18,803
Why's all the furniture
covered, hmm?
879
00:43:18,887 --> 00:43:21,470
I'm...just using
the second floor.
880
00:43:21,553 --> 00:43:22,720
You know what?
881
00:43:22,803 --> 00:43:24,511
I'm gonna call her.
882
00:43:24,595 --> 00:43:27,429
- We will straighten this out.
- Go ahead.
883
00:43:28,845 --> 00:43:31,511
Um...I don't have
her number.
884
00:43:31,595 --> 00:43:33,095
I do.
I'll call her.
885
00:43:33,179 --> 00:43:35,053
Fine.
Call her.
886
00:43:35,137 --> 00:43:36,678
I'm not goin' anywhere.
887
00:43:36,761 --> 00:43:38,803
Oh, I'm calling.
888
00:43:38,887 --> 00:43:40,887
Tell her Frank says hello.
889
00:43:40,970 --> 00:43:42,636
Oh, and tell her the yard guy
890
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:44,887
is gonna stay in her house
while she's gone.
891
00:43:44,970 --> 00:43:46,970
I'm not the yard guy,
asshole.
892
00:43:47,053 --> 00:43:49,179
- Who the hell are you again?
- I'm her boyfriend.
893
00:43:49,262 --> 00:43:50,595
Funny, she never
mentioned anything
894
00:43:50,678 --> 00:43:52,220
about having
any boyfriend.
895
00:43:52,304 --> 00:43:54,553
Oh, you mean she didn't
share her romantic status
896
00:43:54,636 --> 00:43:56,012
with the yard guy?
897
00:43:56,095 --> 00:43:58,095
Stop callin' me the yard guy.
898
00:43:58,179 --> 00:44:00,470
- I'm callin' the cops.
- Oh, go ahead, ha ha.
899
00:44:00,553 --> 00:44:03,053
And tell them
there's been a break-in,
900
00:44:03,137 --> 00:44:05,470
'cause I have house keys.
How did you get in?
901
00:44:05,553 --> 00:44:08,012
I thought you were
gonna call Miss Faye.
902
00:44:08,095 --> 00:44:09,803
- I am.
- Well, then do it.
903
00:44:09,887 --> 00:44:12,262
I'm calling her
right now.
904
00:44:22,387 --> 00:44:24,803
- I'm not supposed to be here.
- Well, no shit.
905
00:44:24,887 --> 00:44:26,304
- Me neither.
- I didn't know anyone
906
00:44:26,387 --> 00:44:27,928
was upstairs--I thought
I was hearin' things.
907
00:44:28,012 --> 00:44:29,595
Where were you--I thought
the place was haunted!
908
00:44:29,678 --> 00:44:30,928
I stay in the basement.
909
00:44:31,012 --> 00:44:31,887
- Do you play a piano?
- Yes.
910
00:44:31,970 --> 00:44:33,845
Thank God.
911
00:44:33,928 --> 00:44:35,803
Hey, maybe, uh...
912
00:44:35,887 --> 00:44:37,595
we can both live here,
huh?
913
00:44:37,678 --> 00:44:39,137
Come on,
it's a big house.
914
00:44:39,220 --> 00:44:40,970
There's plenty of room
for the both of us.
915
00:44:41,053 --> 00:44:42,429
Fine.
I'll take the second floor.
916
00:44:42,511 --> 00:44:44,262
You can keep the basement.
917
00:44:44,345 --> 00:44:46,387
- First floor neutral.
- Sure, first floor's neutral.
918
00:44:59,678 --> 00:45:00,761
What do you got,
Gallagher?
919
00:45:00,845 --> 00:45:02,970
So, sanitation department's
920
00:45:03,053 --> 00:45:04,595
in bed with
the real estate developers.
921
00:45:04,678 --> 00:45:06,220
Bribe them to either
pick up the trash,
922
00:45:06,304 --> 00:45:08,095
make the neighborhood
look like shit.
923
00:45:08,179 --> 00:45:09,429
That way, they can influence
the rent,
924
00:45:09,511 --> 00:45:11,137
property value,
all of it.
925
00:45:11,220 --> 00:45:13,053
Son of a bitch.
926
00:45:13,137 --> 00:45:15,387
And it's all overseen
by this cat named Otis.
927
00:45:15,470 --> 00:45:17,137
Get in.
928
00:45:20,553 --> 00:45:22,179
Nice work, Gallagher.
929
00:45:22,262 --> 00:45:23,803
Seriously,
this is good stuff.
930
00:45:23,887 --> 00:45:26,636
So...I'm undercover.
931
00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:28,720
No.
932
00:45:28,803 --> 00:45:30,678
Y-you're an informant.
933
00:45:30,761 --> 00:45:33,179
Call it what you want,
but I'm undercover.
934
00:45:33,262 --> 00:45:35,179
You're not undercover.
935
00:45:35,262 --> 00:45:37,179
I took a shit
in somebody's house, sir.
936
00:45:37,262 --> 00:45:38,845
So they trust me.
937
00:45:38,928 --> 00:45:40,595
Pretty sure that makes me
undercover.
938
00:45:40,678 --> 00:45:43,595
You're not...undercover.
939
00:45:43,678 --> 00:45:46,803
Oh.
I gotcha.
940
00:45:46,887 --> 00:45:48,470
No, I don't think you do.
941
00:45:48,553 --> 00:45:49,970
So what now?
942
00:45:50,053 --> 00:45:51,803
Bring in the FBI?
943
00:45:51,887 --> 00:45:53,845
FBI?
Hell, no!
944
00:45:53,928 --> 00:45:55,887
I want a slice.
945
00:45:55,970 --> 00:45:58,012
Oh.
946
00:45:58,095 --> 00:45:59,928
Of what?
947
00:46:01,137 --> 00:46:02,262
The money.
948
00:46:02,345 --> 00:46:04,887
Course.
949
00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:07,053
So we're not
the good cops?
950
00:46:07,137 --> 00:46:08,720
Not at all.
951
00:46:08,803 --> 00:46:11,429
But seriously, hey.
952
00:46:11,511 --> 00:46:12,595
Nice work.
953
00:46:12,678 --> 00:46:14,595
Keep it up.
954
00:46:14,678 --> 00:46:16,928
See if we can't get ya
a good fake I.D.,
955
00:46:17,012 --> 00:46:18,845
maybe waive that
minimum age restriction,
956
00:46:18,928 --> 00:46:20,595
get you in the Academy.
957
00:46:20,678 --> 00:46:23,720
You'll make one hell
of a cop some day, Gallagher.
958
00:46:23,803 --> 00:46:24,887
Thank you, sir.
959
00:46:24,970 --> 00:46:26,220
Proud to be of service.
960
00:46:30,053 --> 00:46:32,470
Hey,
where are you going?
961
00:46:32,553 --> 00:46:34,220
Throwing my crack baby
in the dumpster.
962
00:46:34,304 --> 00:46:36,511
I'm goin' to the bathroom.
963
00:47:13,678 --> 00:47:15,803
Sorry.
964
00:47:15,887 --> 00:47:18,137
- Hey, are you okay?
- UTI.
965
00:47:18,220 --> 00:47:21,803
- So adorable.
- So 19.
966
00:47:21,887 --> 00:47:24,179
To...crow's feet?
967
00:47:33,053 --> 00:47:35,803
- Kev Ball's Keg Zone.
- Cool.
968
00:47:35,887 --> 00:47:37,761
I'm gonna train people
using kegs.
969
00:47:37,845 --> 00:47:39,678
Observe.
970
00:47:39,761 --> 00:47:41,220
Keg curls.
971
00:47:41,304 --> 00:47:42,761
- Wow.
- Whistles.
972
00:47:42,845 --> 00:47:45,803
Keg-cline push-ups.
973
00:47:45,887 --> 00:47:47,761
- Sweet.
- Okay.
974
00:47:47,845 --> 00:47:49,887
Keg plank.
You wanna try it, V?
975
00:47:52,345 --> 00:47:54,761
Keg squats.
976
00:47:54,845 --> 00:47:57,887
Uh, Kermit, you might wanna
start off with a empty one.
977
00:47:59,636 --> 00:48:03,137
I don't wanna do this,
but I think other people will.
978
00:48:03,220 --> 00:48:05,803
All right, Kermit,
stay positive.
979
00:48:05,887 --> 00:48:07,137
V, keep your back straight.
980
00:48:07,220 --> 00:48:09,137
Good.
981
00:48:09,220 --> 00:48:10,803
How do we decide who gets
to walk down the aisle?
982
00:48:10,887 --> 00:48:12,470
Depends on who's the bride
and who's the groom.
983
00:48:12,553 --> 00:48:14,262
Either way,
we need a videographer,
984
00:48:14,345 --> 00:48:15,845
'cause I need to tape Terry
to a chair
985
00:48:15,928 --> 00:48:18,095
and make him watch the shit
over and over again.
986
00:48:18,179 --> 00:48:19,345
Why can't we both
be grooms?
987
00:48:19,429 --> 00:48:21,095
- I don't know.
- Can't we just be
988
00:48:21,179 --> 00:48:23,511
- Ian and Mickey?
- Look, I don't--God damn it,
989
00:48:23,595 --> 00:48:25,012
you and Sandy.
I don't know.
990
00:48:29,262 --> 00:48:31,470
Can I help you?
991
00:48:31,553 --> 00:48:34,845
♪ She said we gotta
hold on ♪
992
00:48:34,928 --> 00:48:37,012
♪ To what we got ♪
993
00:48:37,095 --> 00:48:39,053
♪ It doesn't make
a difference ♪
994
00:48:39,137 --> 00:48:41,345
- ♪ If we make it or not ♪
- How the fuck did you
995
00:48:41,429 --> 00:48:43,095
- know that?
- Little bird told me.
996
00:48:43,179 --> 00:48:45,220
♪ We got each other ♪
997
00:48:45,304 --> 00:48:47,720
♪ And that's a lot for love ♪
998
00:48:47,803 --> 00:48:49,678
You're a sneaky bastard.
999
00:48:49,761 --> 00:48:51,262
♪ We'll give it a shot ♪
1000
00:48:51,345 --> 00:48:55,095
♪ Whoa, we're halfway there ♪
1001
00:48:55,179 --> 00:48:57,179
♪ Whoa ♪
1002
00:48:57,262 --> 00:48:59,012
♪ Livin' on a prayer now ♪
1003
00:48:59,095 --> 00:49:02,387
♪ upbeat music ♪
1004
00:49:07,262 --> 00:49:09,053
- Right. Proof.
- What?
1005
00:49:09,137 --> 00:49:10,470
Nothing.
Thank you.
1006
00:49:10,553 --> 00:49:12,137
I wanna dance.
1007
00:49:12,220 --> 00:49:14,137
Seriously?
1008
00:49:16,636 --> 00:49:18,304
Would you like
more scotch?
1009
00:49:18,387 --> 00:49:20,720
Oh, you know it.
1010
00:49:24,970 --> 00:49:26,095
- Ahh. Thank you.
- Mm.
1011
00:49:26,179 --> 00:49:28,304
- Mm-hmm.
- Ahh.
1012
00:49:28,387 --> 00:49:30,470
- Mind if I smoke?
- Not at all.
1013
00:49:34,678 --> 00:49:36,387
Is that crack?
1014
00:49:36,470 --> 00:49:39,012
I don't smoke crack.
1015
00:49:40,511 --> 00:49:43,012
It's crystal meth.
Would you like some?
1016
00:49:43,095 --> 00:49:46,345
Oh, it's gonna be a good
winter, yard guy.
1017
00:49:50,262 --> 00:49:53,179
♪ slow rock ♪
1018
00:50:31,553 --> 00:50:33,345
Nice boutonniere.
1019
00:50:33,429 --> 00:50:35,053
I bought it.
1020
00:50:35,137 --> 00:50:38,470
For Julia
to give to her date.
1021
00:50:38,553 --> 00:50:41,304
Her date ditched her,
so I agreed to go with her.
1022
00:50:41,387 --> 00:50:43,511
She didn't wanna
go alone.
1023
00:50:43,595 --> 00:50:45,970
Shit.
1024
00:50:46,053 --> 00:50:48,304
You know,
I really liked you.
1025
00:50:48,387 --> 00:50:49,887
I really like you too.
1026
00:50:49,970 --> 00:50:51,720
It was stupid for me
to think
1027
00:50:51,803 --> 00:50:54,845
a young, beautiful girl
like you would fall for me.
1028
00:50:54,928 --> 00:50:56,137
Hi.
1029
00:50:56,220 --> 00:50:58,678
So Debbie and I
are fucking.
1030
00:51:00,012 --> 00:51:01,179
You're gay?
1031
00:51:01,262 --> 00:51:03,387
Hell, no.
I hate vaginas.
1032
00:51:03,470 --> 00:51:05,220
I just wanted
to piss you off.
1033
00:51:05,304 --> 00:51:07,220
- My God.
- Why?
1034
00:51:07,304 --> 00:51:09,345
I mean, what have
I ever done to you
1035
00:51:09,429 --> 00:51:10,720
besides give you
everything?
1036
00:51:10,803 --> 00:51:13,053
Oh, the carb counting?
The body shaming?
1037
00:51:13,137 --> 00:51:14,845
- I did that to protect you.
- From what?
1038
00:51:14,928 --> 00:51:17,012
- Being bullied.
- So you bullied me.
1039
00:51:17,095 --> 00:51:19,595
- I weigh 119 pounds.
- Says who?
1040
00:51:19,678 --> 00:51:21,304
- Not the scale.
- You're a monster.
1041
00:51:21,387 --> 00:51:23,179
Well, and you're an entitled
little shit.
1042
00:51:23,262 --> 00:51:25,179
- Fuck off!
- Excuse me?
1043
00:51:25,262 --> 00:51:27,053
No screens for a week.
1044
00:51:27,137 --> 00:51:29,137
Fine.
Then I'm quitting the cello.
1045
00:51:29,220 --> 00:51:30,678
- Mm, no you're not.
- Watch me.
1046
00:51:30,761 --> 00:51:32,470
I'm sending you back
to Montana.
1047
00:51:32,553 --> 00:51:34,678
Back to the troubled
teen learning institute.
1048
00:51:34,761 --> 00:51:36,511
- Can't wait.
- But this time...
1049
00:51:36,595 --> 00:51:38,803
I'm flying you coach.
1050
00:51:38,887 --> 00:51:42,387
No more special
services for you.
1051
00:51:44,304 --> 00:51:45,595
Hey.
1052
00:51:45,678 --> 00:51:47,470
Hey.
1053
00:52:01,137 --> 00:52:03,553
I rented that house.
1054
00:52:11,137 --> 00:52:13,137
That one I showed you.
1055
00:52:17,429 --> 00:52:18,928
Tami.
1056
00:52:19,012 --> 00:52:20,470
Hey.
1057
00:52:23,262 --> 00:52:26,012
Hey, can you wait?
Wait, please.
1058
00:52:26,095 --> 00:52:27,595
Hey.
1059
00:52:30,012 --> 00:52:32,095
Look, it would be good
1060
00:52:32,179 --> 00:52:34,845
for Fred to be around
his cousins, right?
1061
00:52:35,678 --> 00:52:38,304
You know, his aunts,
his uncles.
1062
00:52:38,387 --> 00:52:41,137
His family and your family.
1063
00:52:42,803 --> 00:52:45,220
You know, in Milwaukee,
you'll have no one.
1064
00:52:45,304 --> 00:52:48,678
Right?
I mean, we will have no one.
1065
00:52:48,761 --> 00:52:52,179
♪ somber music ♪
1066
00:52:55,179 --> 00:52:57,595
My family...
1067
00:52:57,678 --> 00:53:00,429
this neighborhood
is my support system.
1068
00:53:01,678 --> 00:53:03,720
This is my home.
1069
00:53:05,470 --> 00:53:06,887
All right?
I thought I could do it.
1070
00:53:06,970 --> 00:53:08,887
I really did,
but I had some time with it,
1071
00:53:08,970 --> 00:53:11,595
and...I don't know.
1072
00:53:14,803 --> 00:53:17,595
You know, I-I'm worried
about my sobriety.
1073
00:53:17,678 --> 00:53:21,553
I've got a community here,
my meetings.
1074
00:53:21,636 --> 00:53:23,304
Brad, the people in our group,
my job--
1075
00:53:23,387 --> 00:53:25,387
I mean, this place, it's...
1076
00:53:27,220 --> 00:53:29,720
It's important to me.
1077
00:53:34,387 --> 00:53:36,803
Milwaukee's baseball team
is called The Brewers.
1078
00:53:36,887 --> 00:53:39,970
There's no way
I could stay sober up there.
1079
00:53:44,429 --> 00:53:45,595
Tami.
1080
00:53:53,803 --> 00:53:56,470
Rich people are crazy.
1081
00:53:56,553 --> 00:53:58,678
Fuckin' nuts.
1082
00:53:58,761 --> 00:54:01,553
They create drama
because they're bored.
1083
00:54:01,636 --> 00:54:03,553
When you're poor, you don't
need to create drama.
1084
00:54:03,636 --> 00:54:05,595
I know, every day's
a goddamn drama.
1085
00:54:05,678 --> 00:54:07,761
What are--
You're a garbage man now?
1086
00:54:07,845 --> 00:54:09,928
It's more complicated
than that, Milk.
1087
00:54:10,012 --> 00:54:12,220
I'm basically
an undercover cop.
1088
00:54:12,304 --> 00:54:13,595
- Ha.
- Ha ha ha.
1089
00:54:13,678 --> 00:54:14,928
Not a very good one.
1090
00:54:15,012 --> 00:54:16,845
Undercover cops
don't go around
1091
00:54:16,928 --> 00:54:19,012
telling people
they're undercover cops.
1092
00:54:19,095 --> 00:54:21,470
Laugh all you want,
Sandy.
1093
00:54:21,553 --> 00:54:23,053
It's a lot harder
than you think
1094
00:54:23,137 --> 00:54:24,761
never knowing
who you can trust,
1095
00:54:24,845 --> 00:54:27,012
whether or not they're gonna
figure out you're a rat.
1096
00:54:27,095 --> 00:54:29,553
It's stressful.
Can I hit that?
1097
00:54:29,636 --> 00:54:31,304
Don't you get
drug tested?
1098
00:54:31,387 --> 00:54:33,053
I'm undercover--
I have to do drugs
1099
00:54:33,137 --> 00:54:34,345
so they know I'm one of 'em.
1100
00:54:34,429 --> 00:54:36,220
Who, the garbage men?
1101
00:54:36,304 --> 00:54:37,678
Forget it.
1102
00:54:37,761 --> 00:54:39,636
I'm goin' to bed.
1103
00:54:41,928 --> 00:54:44,429
Weird shit
rich people do--go.
1104
00:54:44,511 --> 00:54:46,053
They go camping.
1105
00:54:46,137 --> 00:54:47,511
They vote.
1106
00:54:47,595 --> 00:54:51,053
They volunteer to work
in soup kitchens.
1107
00:54:51,137 --> 00:54:53,970
They kiss their dogs.
1108
00:54:55,345 --> 00:54:58,970
Wash their cars,
even in the winter.
1109
00:55:00,636 --> 00:55:02,137
You wanna fuck?
1110
00:55:03,970 --> 00:55:07,304
Fuck, yeah.
1111
00:55:10,179 --> 00:55:12,511
♪ Well, tell me,
do you hate me ♪
1112
00:55:12,595 --> 00:55:14,470
♪ Or do you wanna date me ♪
1113
00:55:14,553 --> 00:55:16,095
♪ It's kinda hard to tell ♪
1114
00:55:16,179 --> 00:55:18,304
♪ 'Cause your eyes
are lookin' crazy ♪
1115
00:55:18,387 --> 00:55:21,304
♪ So why you comin' over ♪
1116
00:55:21,387 --> 00:55:22,803
Lots of light.
1117
00:55:22,887 --> 00:55:25,970
Original molding.
All the light fixtures are new.
1118
00:55:26,053 --> 00:55:28,304
Oh, oh, and there's a nice
little patio in the back.
1119
00:55:28,387 --> 00:55:30,553
Oh.
Oh, God.
1120
00:55:30,636 --> 00:55:32,262
Did they have a dog?
1121
00:55:32,345 --> 00:55:33,845
Yeah, I don't think so.
1122
00:55:33,928 --> 00:55:35,678
♪ Well, tell me
do you hate me ♪
1123
00:55:35,761 --> 00:55:37,470
♪ Or do you wanna date me ♪
1124
00:55:37,553 --> 00:55:39,429
♪ It's kinda hard to tell ♪
1125
00:55:39,511 --> 00:55:41,304
♪ 'Cause your eyes
are lookin' crazy ♪
1126
00:55:41,387 --> 00:55:43,345
♪ So why you comin' over ♪
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