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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,429 --> 00:00:08,470 Ah, you wanna see what happened last week? 2 00:00:08,553 --> 00:00:10,345 No, no, you know what? Fuck--Get outta here. 3 00:00:10,429 --> 00:00:13,470 We're not tellin' you shit. Go--go, go, go. 4 00:00:13,553 --> 00:00:15,262 Jesus, Mick. 5 00:00:15,345 --> 00:00:17,053 Shoulda watched the last time. 6 00:00:17,137 --> 00:00:18,304 How'd you get this job? 7 00:00:18,387 --> 00:00:20,095 - Someone recommended me. - Ah... 8 00:00:20,179 --> 00:00:21,803 Friends in high places, huh? 9 00:00:21,887 --> 00:00:24,095 We're the top garbage crew in the city, Carl. 10 00:00:24,179 --> 00:00:26,636 Strikes me as a little suspicious. 11 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:28,053 Or I could stay here with you, 12 00:00:28,137 --> 00:00:30,012 have fun like we did when we were kids. 13 00:00:30,095 --> 00:00:33,304 Jeez--We are totally relat-- We're fuckin' cousins! 14 00:00:33,387 --> 00:00:35,470 There's literally no way 15 00:00:35,553 --> 00:00:37,220 I'm going to the homecoming dance with you. 16 00:00:37,304 --> 00:00:39,179 You don't have to go, but if you don't, 17 00:00:39,262 --> 00:00:42,511 I'm definitely gonna tell my mom that you went down on me 18 00:00:42,595 --> 00:00:45,262 three--no, four times? 19 00:00:45,345 --> 00:00:47,053 Shouldn't you be in school? 20 00:00:47,137 --> 00:00:49,636 Got more important stuff to do--gotta find Frank. 21 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:51,095 He's like a cat. He'll be back. 22 00:00:51,179 --> 00:00:53,012 If I don't find him soon, 23 00:00:53,095 --> 00:00:54,803 they're gonna kick me outta school. 24 00:00:54,887 --> 00:00:56,137 It's haunted, Frank. 25 00:00:56,220 --> 00:00:57,887 How big is this house? 26 00:00:57,970 --> 00:00:59,970 Nine bedrooms, including the master. 27 00:01:00,053 --> 00:01:01,678 But that's mostly just storage 28 00:01:01,761 --> 00:01:03,553 for my father's single-malt scotch collection. 29 00:01:03,636 --> 00:01:05,429 This one... 30 00:01:05,511 --> 00:01:07,887 looks really old. 31 00:01:09,470 --> 00:01:12,220 Mr. Gallagher, welcome to Placid Journeys. 32 00:01:12,304 --> 00:01:14,095 I gotta say, this is nothing like 33 00:01:14,179 --> 00:01:17,429 the rehab facility I was sent to back in the day. 34 00:01:17,511 --> 00:01:19,012 Me, Tami, and Fred are movin' to Milwaukee. 35 00:01:19,095 --> 00:01:21,387 The family gave us an old house up there, 36 00:01:21,470 --> 00:01:23,012 and I'll still be around, you know, 37 00:01:23,095 --> 00:01:26,678 on weekends and, uh, holidays, stuff like that. 38 00:01:26,761 --> 00:01:28,429 I love you, Mickey Milkovich. 39 00:01:28,511 --> 00:01:30,803 A-and if you let me, I-I'd like to 40 00:01:30,887 --> 00:01:32,845 - spend the rest of my life-- - Jesus Christ. 41 00:01:32,928 --> 00:01:34,387 Save the fuckin' speech, you pussy. 42 00:01:34,470 --> 00:01:36,720 I'll marry you. 43 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:48,636 ♪ rock music ♪ 44 00:01:52,636 --> 00:01:55,720 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 45 00:01:55,803 --> 00:01:58,761 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 46 00:01:58,845 --> 00:02:02,345 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 47 00:02:02,429 --> 00:02:06,553 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 48 00:02:06,636 --> 00:02:09,928 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 49 00:02:10,012 --> 00:02:13,387 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 50 00:02:13,470 --> 00:02:15,304 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 51 00:02:15,387 --> 00:02:17,970 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 52 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:30,012 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 53 00:02:30,095 --> 00:02:33,595 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 54 00:02:33,678 --> 00:02:36,928 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 55 00:02:37,012 --> 00:02:41,053 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 56 00:02:41,137 --> 00:02:44,387 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 57 00:02:44,470 --> 00:02:47,803 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 58 00:02:47,887 --> 00:02:50,220 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 59 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:53,678 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 60 00:02:54,803 --> 00:02:57,345 Mickey! 61 00:02:57,429 --> 00:03:00,803 Mickey! I know you're in there, 62 00:03:00,887 --> 00:03:03,137 you fuckin' homo! Hey, Mick, 63 00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:05,179 You faggy faggot! 64 00:03:05,262 --> 00:03:07,012 You're never gonna marry that Gallagher queer, 65 00:03:07,095 --> 00:03:08,053 you hear me? 66 00:03:08,137 --> 00:03:09,345 Mickey! 67 00:03:09,429 --> 00:03:11,553 Hey, your dad's here. 68 00:03:11,636 --> 00:03:12,928 Hey, you want a Pride parade? 69 00:03:13,012 --> 00:03:14,928 - Yeah. - How 'bout I slice off 70 00:03:15,012 --> 00:03:16,720 your pansy dicks and stick 'em on a fuckin' float? 71 00:03:17,761 --> 00:03:19,928 I got a little conversion therapy for you. 72 00:03:20,012 --> 00:03:21,429 You suck a dick, you die. 73 00:03:21,511 --> 00:03:22,970 Would you shut the fuck up? 74 00:03:23,053 --> 00:03:24,678 You're annoying the shit outta everybody. 75 00:03:24,761 --> 00:03:26,387 Well, if it isn't the little shirt lifter. 76 00:03:26,470 --> 00:03:28,387 Just want you to know-- you marry a man, 77 00:03:28,470 --> 00:03:29,970 I'ma put a fuckin' bullet in your head. 78 00:03:30,053 --> 00:03:31,429 - Simple as that. - Why wait, bitch? 79 00:03:31,511 --> 00:03:33,720 I'm standin' right here, Charlottesville. 80 00:03:35,304 --> 00:03:38,137 Oh, look at that--we must shop at the same gun show. 81 00:03:39,429 --> 00:03:40,887 The fuck happened to you? 82 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:42,511 You know what they say-- 83 00:03:42,595 --> 00:03:44,095 the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 84 00:03:44,179 --> 00:03:45,636 It does if it lands on a dick! 85 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:47,511 Aw, please, stop. I get it, all right? 86 00:03:47,595 --> 00:03:48,511 You're proud a me. 87 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:50,636 You must really love cock. 88 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:52,345 I definitely love one. 89 00:03:52,429 --> 00:03:55,595 ♪ rock music ♪ 90 00:03:55,678 --> 00:03:58,012 Don't say I didn't warn ya, cocksmoker. 91 00:04:00,012 --> 00:04:02,053 Good talk, Pops. 92 00:04:05,304 --> 00:04:07,345 So when you movin' to Milwaukee? 93 00:04:08,845 --> 00:04:10,720 I don't know. 94 00:04:10,803 --> 00:04:12,845 You don't sound very excited about it. 95 00:04:12,928 --> 00:04:16,220 Yeah, well... it is Milwaukee. 96 00:04:16,304 --> 00:04:17,595 Free house, though, right? 97 00:04:17,678 --> 00:04:19,137 Yeah, I mean, it's a nice house. 98 00:04:19,220 --> 00:04:21,678 Nice neighborhood. 99 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:23,304 Yard. 100 00:04:23,387 --> 00:04:25,429 Well, damn. Jackpot. 101 00:04:27,470 --> 00:04:30,095 Saw an actual birdhouse with birds in it. 102 00:04:31,304 --> 00:04:33,678 Uh, not drugs. 103 00:04:33,761 --> 00:04:35,304 Birds. 104 00:04:35,387 --> 00:04:36,511 Morning. 105 00:04:36,595 --> 00:04:38,553 So, how's your dad? 106 00:04:38,636 --> 00:04:40,887 You know, don't think he's gonna be my best man. 107 00:04:40,970 --> 00:04:42,928 Hey, what's up, punk? Ready for school? 108 00:04:43,012 --> 00:04:45,470 Can't go to school until Frank signs a form. 109 00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:47,970 - What form? - That says I live here. 110 00:04:48,053 --> 00:04:49,470 Just drop out. 111 00:04:49,553 --> 00:04:51,053 I can't drop out. I'm ten. 112 00:04:51,137 --> 00:04:52,553 Give it to me. I'll sign it. 113 00:04:52,636 --> 00:04:54,262 Gotta be a parent. 114 00:04:54,345 --> 00:04:55,678 - I can fake Frank's signature. - So can I. 115 00:04:55,761 --> 00:04:57,553 - Same here. - School says 116 00:04:57,636 --> 00:04:59,511 that he has to sign it in person. 117 00:04:59,595 --> 00:05:01,511 Well, you know where Frank is? 118 00:05:01,595 --> 00:05:03,761 Livin' with some lady up in Glencoe. 119 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:05,928 - He drives a Rolls Royce. - Unbelievable! 120 00:05:06,012 --> 00:05:08,595 - Oh, good for him. - Anyone want to go with me? 121 00:05:08,678 --> 00:05:10,095 No. 122 00:05:10,179 --> 00:05:12,095 Hey, hey, you got money for the El? 123 00:05:12,179 --> 00:05:13,720 - Yeah. - All right, drop us a pin 124 00:05:13,803 --> 00:05:15,304 when you get there so we know you're safe. 125 00:05:15,387 --> 00:05:16,803 - Got it. - Thanks. 126 00:05:16,887 --> 00:05:19,928 So you gonna talk to Tami about Milwaukee, or... 127 00:05:20,012 --> 00:05:21,304 I dunno. 128 00:05:21,387 --> 00:05:23,928 Milwaukee sucks ass. 129 00:05:24,012 --> 00:05:25,511 I mean, you should probably tell her 130 00:05:25,595 --> 00:05:27,511 how you feel about it, right? 131 00:05:27,595 --> 00:05:29,095 Lip? 132 00:05:29,179 --> 00:05:30,636 Yeah. Yeah, no, I got it. 133 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:31,845 Thanks. 134 00:05:35,887 --> 00:05:37,928 You ever try to get me to move to Milwaukee, 135 00:05:38,012 --> 00:05:39,553 I'll fuckin' murder you. 136 00:05:39,636 --> 00:05:41,595 Thanks, thank you. 137 00:05:41,678 --> 00:05:44,262 Thank you. I just wanna say, 138 00:05:44,345 --> 00:05:46,429 before I go, this last month 139 00:05:46,511 --> 00:05:49,595 has been a great journey 140 00:05:49,678 --> 00:05:52,720 and one I couldn't have survived without all of you. 141 00:05:52,803 --> 00:05:55,053 Thank you. Thank you. 142 00:05:57,970 --> 00:05:59,887 Um... 143 00:06:01,470 --> 00:06:03,678 I found myself alone in the woods 144 00:06:03,761 --> 00:06:05,803 on a snowy night, 145 00:06:05,887 --> 00:06:08,470 and there came a fork in the road... 146 00:06:08,553 --> 00:06:11,678 one, a path that led to addiction. 147 00:06:11,761 --> 00:06:15,553 The other...path also led to addiction, 148 00:06:15,636 --> 00:06:18,928 but I turned the sleigh around, 149 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:21,220 and it has made all the difference. 150 00:06:21,304 --> 00:06:23,970 Wha-W-Walt Whitman has always been 151 00:06:24,053 --> 00:06:25,553 a personal favorite of mine. 152 00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:26,845 Anyway, I'm outta the woods, 153 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:29,678 and I hope you all will join me there. 154 00:06:29,761 --> 00:06:31,095 I love you guys. Good-bye. 155 00:06:31,179 --> 00:06:33,137 Gimme five! Thank you, thank you! 156 00:06:33,220 --> 00:06:34,636 I love you, I love you, I love you. 157 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:35,803 I'll see you all again! 158 00:06:35,887 --> 00:06:38,179 ♪ Na na na na ♪ 159 00:06:38,262 --> 00:06:41,012 ♪ Na, na na na na ♪ 160 00:06:41,095 --> 00:06:43,304 ♪ Na na na na-na ♪ 161 00:06:43,387 --> 00:06:45,053 ♪ Na na na na ♪ 162 00:06:48,761 --> 00:06:50,179 What are you doin'? 163 00:06:50,262 --> 00:06:51,720 This place is for rent. 164 00:06:51,803 --> 00:06:53,970 We should call the number, check it out. 165 00:06:54,053 --> 00:06:56,345 - Why would we do that? - Because I need a thing. 166 00:06:56,429 --> 00:06:57,845 You have a thing. I need a thing. 167 00:06:57,928 --> 00:07:00,345 - And it's right next door. - Why? 168 00:07:00,429 --> 00:07:02,845 Oh, I'm finally comin' to terms with the fact 169 00:07:02,928 --> 00:07:04,761 that I'm never gonna play in the NBA. 170 00:07:04,845 --> 00:07:06,845 You were never gonna play in the NBA. 171 00:07:06,928 --> 00:07:09,678 Well, not now, V, because I'm retiring from basketball. 172 00:07:09,761 --> 00:07:12,137 I would think you'd be a little more compassionate. 173 00:07:12,220 --> 00:07:14,429 We have so many other things to be thankful for. 174 00:07:14,511 --> 00:07:15,761 Oh, like what? 175 00:07:15,845 --> 00:07:17,470 You own a bar, you have a hot wife 176 00:07:17,553 --> 00:07:18,678 and two beautiful girls. 177 00:07:18,761 --> 00:07:20,387 Okay, that is good. 178 00:07:20,470 --> 00:07:21,803 But where do I go from here, V? 179 00:07:21,887 --> 00:07:23,387 What is the next chapter of my life? 180 00:07:23,470 --> 00:07:26,053 Is there even a next chapter? 181 00:07:26,137 --> 00:07:28,553 Or is this just... 182 00:07:28,636 --> 00:07:30,845 it? Dry cleaner. 183 00:07:30,928 --> 00:07:32,304 - What? - We could open up 184 00:07:32,387 --> 00:07:33,803 - a dry cleaner. - No. 185 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,220 - Mattress store. - Uh-uh. 186 00:07:35,304 --> 00:07:36,970 - Think tank. - What the hell 187 00:07:37,053 --> 00:07:39,012 - is a think tank? - It's where people sit around 188 00:07:39,095 --> 00:07:41,887 - and think. - That's the Alibi. 189 00:07:45,345 --> 00:07:46,970 Frank! 190 00:07:47,053 --> 00:07:48,304 Frank. 191 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:52,720 I went to confession. 192 00:07:52,803 --> 00:07:55,262 Father reminded me 193 00:07:55,345 --> 00:07:59,678 that an eye for an eye only makes the whole world blind. 194 00:08:02,179 --> 00:08:03,887 And Kyle told me I need to let it go. 195 00:08:03,970 --> 00:08:05,928 He was not happy. 196 00:08:06,012 --> 00:08:08,387 He wants to kill you himself when he gets out. 197 00:08:08,470 --> 00:08:12,928 Oh, well, I'll tell his parole board to keep me posted. 198 00:08:13,970 --> 00:08:15,553 Are you okay? 199 00:08:15,636 --> 00:08:17,595 Reasonable. 200 00:08:17,678 --> 00:08:19,429 Good chow. Lotta sleep. 201 00:08:19,511 --> 00:08:21,429 Too much talking, but... 202 00:08:21,511 --> 00:08:23,470 Maybe when I get back from Puerto Rico, 203 00:08:23,553 --> 00:08:25,595 we can grab a coffee? 204 00:08:25,678 --> 00:08:27,262 What's in Puerto Rico? 205 00:08:27,345 --> 00:08:28,678 My family's estate. 206 00:08:28,761 --> 00:08:31,636 I spend the winters down there. 207 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,429 Huh. When you going? 208 00:08:33,511 --> 00:08:35,387 This afternoon. 209 00:08:37,179 --> 00:08:40,137 I'll come find you when I get back, okay? 210 00:08:41,137 --> 00:08:42,678 Okay. 211 00:08:45,387 --> 00:08:47,595 Safe travels. 212 00:08:47,678 --> 00:08:52,137 ♪ funky music ♪ 213 00:08:57,220 --> 00:08:59,220 Ha ha ha. 214 00:09:04,137 --> 00:09:05,553 Hold on a sec. 215 00:09:05,636 --> 00:09:07,387 Okay. 216 00:09:15,595 --> 00:09:17,345 Hey, Milton. 217 00:09:18,761 --> 00:09:20,429 Oh, what's up, Lip? 218 00:09:20,511 --> 00:09:22,012 What up, man? 219 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:23,928 I thought you were, uh, in the Persian Gulf 220 00:09:24,012 --> 00:09:25,095 - or some shit. - On leave. 221 00:09:25,179 --> 00:09:26,803 Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. 222 00:09:26,887 --> 00:09:29,053 So what's goin' on? Y-your dad's movin' out? 223 00:09:29,137 --> 00:09:31,387 Moved on--funeral was a few days ago. 224 00:09:31,470 --> 00:09:33,304 Oh, shit, I'm sorry, man. 225 00:09:33,387 --> 00:09:35,678 That's fine. He was sick for a while. 226 00:09:35,761 --> 00:09:37,595 Now I gotta try to get rid of all this stuff, 227 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:39,595 try to sell this dump. 228 00:09:39,678 --> 00:09:41,262 Are you still livin' that same house with Frank? 229 00:09:41,345 --> 00:09:43,636 Yeah, unfortunately, he's still alive, so... 230 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:45,262 Damn. 231 00:09:45,345 --> 00:09:46,636 That's a surprise. 232 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,012 Hey, man, how much you askin'? 233 00:09:48,095 --> 00:09:49,345 No idea. 234 00:09:49,429 --> 00:09:51,429 We got mold behind the walls, 235 00:09:51,511 --> 00:09:53,179 roof leaks. 236 00:09:53,262 --> 00:09:55,012 Rat shit everywhere. 237 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,262 Got a ton of stuff I gotta fix before my leave's up. 238 00:09:57,345 --> 00:09:59,179 Yeah, I wouldn't put too much into it. 239 00:09:59,262 --> 00:10:01,345 Some yuppie's just gonna buy it and gut it anyway. 240 00:10:01,429 --> 00:10:02,887 Mm. I don't have time for this shit. 241 00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:05,220 - Gotta get back to base. - San Diego? 242 00:10:05,304 --> 00:10:07,304 - Norfolk. - Right, yeah, no, that's-- 243 00:10:07,387 --> 00:10:09,053 that's right. 244 00:10:09,137 --> 00:10:10,761 All right, well, hey, I'm sorry again. 245 00:10:10,845 --> 00:10:13,720 - Be good, yeah? - Thanks, man. 246 00:10:13,803 --> 00:10:15,220 Hey, asshole, just kick it 247 00:10:15,304 --> 00:10:17,553 onto the truck next time-- you'll do less damage. 248 00:10:17,636 --> 00:10:20,803 ♪ rock music ♪ 249 00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:23,012 You were pretty hard on those real estate people. 250 00:10:23,095 --> 00:10:24,595 What's up with the open house thing? 251 00:10:24,678 --> 00:10:26,636 You ask a lotta questions, Gallagher. 252 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:29,179 You know who asks questions? 253 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:30,595 Cops. 254 00:10:34,470 --> 00:10:37,470 Look at this asshole parked in the alley. 255 00:10:38,887 --> 00:10:41,511 Yo, hold up! 256 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:47,595 You a cop, Carl? 257 00:10:47,678 --> 00:10:49,345 Hell, no. 258 00:10:50,678 --> 00:10:52,720 Come on, man. 259 00:10:52,803 --> 00:10:55,511 ♪ rock music ♪ 260 00:11:09,053 --> 00:11:10,553 Ugh, what do you want? 261 00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:12,928 Sorry to interrupt crack baby time. 262 00:11:13,012 --> 00:11:14,636 Hey, Franny, this is this is what happens 263 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:16,345 when you hook up with a conniving bitch. 264 00:11:16,429 --> 00:11:18,053 She blackmails you. 265 00:11:18,137 --> 00:11:19,595 And when you're a ghetto whore teen mom, 266 00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:21,887 you become a prostitute so you can pay your bills. 267 00:11:21,970 --> 00:11:23,595 What are you doing here? 268 00:11:23,678 --> 00:11:26,137 - I bought you a gift. - How sweet of you. 269 00:11:26,220 --> 00:11:28,137 Now, I figured you probably wouldn't have 270 00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:29,928 anything nice to wear to the dance, 271 00:11:30,012 --> 00:11:32,803 since they don't sell formal wear at Costco. 272 00:11:32,887 --> 00:11:34,262 A tuxedo? 273 00:11:34,345 --> 00:11:35,970 You want me to wear this to the dance? 274 00:11:36,053 --> 00:11:37,470 Yeah. I'm wearin' the dress. 275 00:11:37,553 --> 00:11:39,720 My mom text you? 276 00:11:39,803 --> 00:11:41,970 She wants me to meet her at some boutique. 277 00:11:42,053 --> 00:11:43,429 Yeah, don't do it. 278 00:11:43,511 --> 00:11:45,179 She wants to buy me a birthday gift 279 00:11:45,262 --> 00:11:46,928 to give to her even though I already got her one. 280 00:11:47,012 --> 00:11:48,429 What'd you get her? 281 00:11:48,511 --> 00:11:50,636 A T-shirt I was gonna give to Goodwill. 282 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:52,636 - Thoughtful. - She doesn't care. 283 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:54,262 She'll buy herself something, wrap it, 284 00:11:54,345 --> 00:11:56,678 hand it to me, and then I'll hand it back to her 285 00:11:56,761 --> 00:11:58,179 and say, "Happy birthday." 286 00:11:58,262 --> 00:11:59,595 It's such bullshit. 287 00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:01,970 Should I get her something too? 288 00:12:02,053 --> 00:12:03,970 No. No, she'll pick something out for you 289 00:12:04,053 --> 00:12:05,845 then pay for it just so she can say, 290 00:12:05,928 --> 00:12:09,262 "Look what Debbie got me for my birthday." 291 00:12:09,345 --> 00:12:10,511 Okay. 292 00:12:10,595 --> 00:12:11,928 See you at the Chastain Hotel. 293 00:12:12,012 --> 00:12:14,636 Seven p.m. Don't be late. 294 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:17,678 ♪ light music ♪ 295 00:12:23,887 --> 00:12:26,345 What do ya think? 296 00:12:31,387 --> 00:12:33,387 I'm sending a letter to the "Player Gazette" 297 00:12:33,470 --> 00:12:36,345 about my pending retirement from the game I love. 298 00:12:36,429 --> 00:12:38,179 - What? - Can we hear it? 299 00:12:40,304 --> 00:12:42,970 "Dear basketball..." 300 00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:44,470 That's all I have so far. 301 00:12:44,553 --> 00:12:46,595 - Good start, though. - Promising. 302 00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:48,887 It's not even mine. I stole it from Kobe. 303 00:12:48,970 --> 00:12:51,553 Plus, apparently, I need reading glasses now? 304 00:12:51,636 --> 00:12:53,345 God, gettin' old sucks. 305 00:12:53,429 --> 00:12:55,720 The other day, I found hair in my ear--lots a hair. 306 00:12:55,803 --> 00:12:58,678 - Oh, it gets worse. - Half my life is over. 307 00:12:58,761 --> 00:13:00,262 More than half. 308 00:13:00,345 --> 00:13:02,387 - What? I'm only 38. - The life expectancy 309 00:13:02,470 --> 00:13:04,720 for an average white man is 76. 310 00:13:04,803 --> 00:13:07,345 - Exactly. - The life expectancy 311 00:13:07,429 --> 00:13:09,429 for a poor white man from the South Side is 70 312 00:13:09,511 --> 00:13:11,387 - if you're lucky. - Shit, am I dead? 313 00:13:11,470 --> 00:13:13,012 I'm just saying you're definitely 314 00:13:13,095 --> 00:13:14,553 coming down the mountain. 315 00:13:14,636 --> 00:13:16,304 , V, that's why we gotta expand, 316 00:13:16,387 --> 00:13:20,012 increase our revenue so we can retire by 60. 317 00:13:20,095 --> 00:13:21,511 Live a little before we die. 318 00:13:21,595 --> 00:13:23,304 Retirement is for rich people. 319 00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:26,220 Poor people drop dead on the job. 320 00:13:30,595 --> 00:13:33,429 - What is happening? - Just a little bit a research. 321 00:13:33,511 --> 00:13:35,761 How's the guest list coming? 322 00:13:35,845 --> 00:13:37,053 - What? - For the wedding. 323 00:13:37,137 --> 00:13:38,803 Who you inviting? 324 00:13:38,887 --> 00:13:40,220 - Uh, I don't have a list. - Well, you need a list. 325 00:13:40,304 --> 00:13:41,845 I mean, if I don't know how many people 326 00:13:41,928 --> 00:13:43,304 are comin' to the wedding, how do I know 327 00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:44,678 what size venue we need for the reception? 328 00:13:44,761 --> 00:13:45,970 We're having a reception? At a venue? 329 00:13:46,053 --> 00:13:47,761 We're having a wedding wedding? 330 00:13:47,845 --> 00:13:49,803 Jesus Christ, do you think this stuff just magically happens? 331 00:13:49,887 --> 00:13:52,595 - You gotta plan shit. - A month ago, you were ready 332 00:13:52,678 --> 00:13:54,761 to get hitched at City Hall and now you want a real wedding? 333 00:13:54,845 --> 00:13:56,761 A lot can happen in a month. For example, 334 00:13:56,845 --> 00:13:58,553 your fuckhead dad threatenin' to murder you again 335 00:13:58,636 --> 00:13:59,970 'cause you're gay. 336 00:14:00,053 --> 00:14:02,720 That's what this is about--Terry? 337 00:14:02,803 --> 00:14:05,262 Yup. Anything to make that miserable fuck more miserable. 338 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,803 So gimme your guest list, I'll work on your vows, 339 00:14:07,887 --> 00:14:10,304 and I will follow up with the soloist. 340 00:14:10,387 --> 00:14:12,595 - W-A fucking soloist? - Yeah, not just any soloist. 341 00:14:12,678 --> 00:14:15,262 Motherfucker needs to be able to rock Livin' on a Prayer, 342 00:14:15,345 --> 00:14:17,053 acoustic, hard. Also, I'm gonna want 343 00:14:17,137 --> 00:14:18,887 a shit-ton a candles, so get those, uh... 344 00:14:18,970 --> 00:14:21,012 church boys ready. 345 00:14:21,095 --> 00:14:22,887 - Acolytes? - I don't care 346 00:14:22,970 --> 00:14:24,761 what they're called--the little shits that light the candles. 347 00:14:24,845 --> 00:14:26,262 You know? 348 00:14:26,345 --> 00:14:28,012 Here ya go. 349 00:14:28,095 --> 00:14:30,095 Wrote it down for ya. 350 00:14:30,179 --> 00:14:31,720 Oh, well, this is cute. 351 00:14:31,803 --> 00:14:33,304 Hey, why do you buy Julia's gifts for her? 352 00:14:33,387 --> 00:14:36,262 Because, if I leave it up to her, 353 00:14:36,345 --> 00:14:38,262 she'll just give me some unthoughtful 354 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,678 piece of junk--if she gives me anything at all. 355 00:14:40,761 --> 00:14:42,179 Oh. 356 00:14:42,262 --> 00:14:43,845 Do you have plans tonight? 357 00:14:43,928 --> 00:14:45,304 Tonight? Why? 358 00:14:45,387 --> 00:14:47,012 Well, I'm having dinner with my friends 359 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,262 to celebrate my birthday-- nothing fancy-- 360 00:14:49,345 --> 00:14:51,304 but it'd be so much more fun if you were there. 361 00:14:51,387 --> 00:14:53,095 I thought we were celebrating 362 00:14:53,179 --> 00:14:54,970 - your birthday tomorrow. - Yeah, Tasha has to 363 00:14:55,053 --> 00:14:57,137 go outta town for work, so we moved it to tonight. 364 00:14:57,220 --> 00:15:00,845 Uh...just tonight I-I have family stuff. 365 00:15:00,928 --> 00:15:02,720 You know, Franny. 366 00:15:02,803 --> 00:15:05,012 I would pay for a sitter. 367 00:15:05,095 --> 00:15:07,511 And everyone is dying to meet you. 368 00:15:07,595 --> 00:15:09,179 Plus, Julia can't come. 369 00:15:09,262 --> 00:15:11,720 She's going to some dance thing. 370 00:15:11,803 --> 00:15:13,761 Yeah, I'm-I'm sorry, I-I really wish I could. 371 00:15:13,845 --> 00:15:16,053 You know what? It's no big deal. 372 00:15:16,137 --> 00:15:18,511 We'll just celebrate it without you. 373 00:15:18,595 --> 00:15:20,970 Well, you and I can still celebrate tomorrow night, 374 00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:23,095 - right? - Ugh, no, thanks. 375 00:15:23,179 --> 00:15:25,345 At my age, one birthday party is painful enough. 376 00:15:25,429 --> 00:15:26,803 It's fine. 377 00:15:26,887 --> 00:15:30,220 I don't need my girlfriend at my birthday party. 378 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,720 Uh... 379 00:15:32,803 --> 00:15:34,928 how 'bout I see what I can do? 380 00:15:35,012 --> 00:15:37,220 Really? Are you sure? 381 00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:40,179 Yeah, no, it's your friends and your birthday dinner. 382 00:15:40,262 --> 00:15:42,262 I can't miss that, right? 383 00:15:42,345 --> 00:15:44,928 Oh, my God, that would be the best gift ever. 384 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,553 I mean, besides this bag 385 00:15:46,636 --> 00:15:48,636 I'm going to buy you to give me. 386 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,720 Since it's your birthday, 387 00:15:50,803 --> 00:15:52,304 there's one condition. 388 00:15:52,387 --> 00:15:54,304 I get to pick the restaurant. 389 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:57,053 Of course. 390 00:15:59,470 --> 00:16:02,387 ♪ funky rock music ♪ 391 00:16:02,470 --> 00:16:04,262 ♪ Oh ♪ 392 00:16:04,345 --> 00:16:08,137 ♪ Oh oh ♪ 393 00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:11,220 ♪ percussive rhythm ♪ 394 00:16:31,053 --> 00:16:33,595 ♪ Hey, yeah-ea-ah ♪ 395 00:16:33,678 --> 00:16:36,262 ♪ Hey, yeah-ea-ah ♪ 396 00:16:50,887 --> 00:16:52,511 Hello! 397 00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:57,053 Anybody home? 398 00:17:23,678 --> 00:17:24,970 Hello! 399 00:17:39,012 --> 00:17:40,761 Anybody home? 400 00:17:44,429 --> 00:17:46,678 Ha ha ha! 401 00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:48,345 Hoo, yeah! 402 00:17:48,429 --> 00:17:50,137 Yeah! 403 00:17:50,220 --> 00:17:52,887 ♪ light music ♪ 404 00:18:04,179 --> 00:18:06,137 Whoa! 405 00:18:06,220 --> 00:18:08,012 Easy, ladies. 406 00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:19,304 What's up, boss? 407 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,179 What's up? 408 00:18:25,262 --> 00:18:27,304 Otis wants you to bust into that house 409 00:18:27,387 --> 00:18:30,429 and take a shit in the living room. 410 00:18:30,511 --> 00:18:33,137 Why do I need to take a shit in their living room? 411 00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:35,887 Because Otis told you to. 412 00:18:35,970 --> 00:18:38,720 What if I don't need to take a shit? 413 00:18:38,803 --> 00:18:40,553 When Otis says take a shit, 414 00:18:40,636 --> 00:18:42,470 your only question should be, "How big?" 415 00:18:42,553 --> 00:18:44,137 You wanna prove you're not a cop, 416 00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:47,262 shit in the living room. 417 00:18:48,095 --> 00:18:49,761 I don't need it. 418 00:18:52,304 --> 00:18:54,970 ♪ edgy pop music ♪ 419 00:19:04,636 --> 00:19:09,179 ♪ Ooh ♪ 420 00:19:15,761 --> 00:19:17,595 ♪ I'm a boss, baby baby, I'm a boss ♪ 421 00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:20,095 ♪ I'm a boss, baby baby, I'm a boss ♪ 422 00:19:20,179 --> 00:19:22,220 ♪ I'm a oh oh oh oh ♪ 423 00:19:22,304 --> 00:19:23,511 ♪ Ooh ♪ 424 00:19:23,595 --> 00:19:25,304 Ahh. 425 00:19:31,636 --> 00:19:35,595 ♪ Oh ♪ 426 00:20:01,511 --> 00:20:04,012 Oh, damn! 427 00:20:04,095 --> 00:20:05,887 I been to every home in Glencoe 428 00:20:05,970 --> 00:20:08,761 looking for you--finally found the one with the Rolls Royce. 429 00:20:08,845 --> 00:20:10,387 Were you followed--Does anyone else know I'm here? 430 00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:12,636 - Nobody. - Whaddaya want? 431 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,845 I need you to sign a form at my school 432 00:20:14,928 --> 00:20:16,511 or else I can't go anymore. 433 00:20:16,595 --> 00:20:18,470 Well, why would I do that? 434 00:20:18,553 --> 00:20:20,053 I wanna go to school, Frank. 435 00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:21,887 Well, people in Hell want cold beer. 436 00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,304 What's in it for me? 437 00:20:23,387 --> 00:20:25,511 I'll call Child Services. 438 00:20:25,595 --> 00:20:27,928 You're my father. You've abandoned me. 439 00:20:30,761 --> 00:20:32,511 Well played, son. 440 00:20:32,595 --> 00:20:34,761 But I'm re-abandoning you right after this is done. 441 00:20:34,845 --> 00:20:37,429 Wait outside. I used a different entrance. 442 00:20:44,553 --> 00:20:47,179 Hey, so there's this house over on Kingscross. 443 00:20:47,262 --> 00:20:49,179 - Yeah? - Yeah. 444 00:20:49,262 --> 00:20:51,678 You know, it's a total dump, but, uh, 445 00:20:51,761 --> 00:20:54,345 you know, it's probably gonna go for nothin', 446 00:20:54,429 --> 00:20:56,220 and, uh, with a little bit a work, 447 00:20:56,304 --> 00:20:57,845 could be nice. 448 00:20:57,928 --> 00:21:00,012 You thinking about buyin' a house in the South Side 449 00:21:00,095 --> 00:21:02,304 even though you're movin' to Milwaukee? 450 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:03,845 No. No, no, no. 451 00:21:03,928 --> 00:21:05,595 I was just thinkin', you know, 452 00:21:05,678 --> 00:21:08,636 could be a good investment for somebody, though. 453 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,720 You know, fix it up, 454 00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:12,053 flip it. 455 00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:14,595 Did you ever do anything like that? 456 00:21:16,387 --> 00:21:19,012 I never have to worry about what I would or wouldn't do. 457 00:21:19,095 --> 00:21:21,761 Mr. Tamietti paid the down payment on my house, 458 00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:24,387 loaned me the money to start Born Free. 459 00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:26,887 He decides what I do. 460 00:21:26,970 --> 00:21:29,553 I'm the definition of limited options. 461 00:21:31,636 --> 00:21:33,053 - Hi. - Hi, Tam. 462 00:21:33,137 --> 00:21:34,470 Hey. 463 00:21:34,553 --> 00:21:38,220 I gave notice at the salon today. 464 00:21:38,304 --> 00:21:41,511 Which means I told Liza to eat shit and die. 465 00:21:41,595 --> 00:21:42,803 Oh, wow. 466 00:21:42,887 --> 00:21:44,387 Really? Yeah? 467 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,012 Burned that bridge! 468 00:21:46,095 --> 00:21:47,761 Ah...ha. 469 00:21:47,845 --> 00:21:49,429 Nice one. Congrats. 470 00:21:49,511 --> 00:21:51,678 And I found a salon near Nana's place 471 00:21:51,761 --> 00:21:53,595 where I can rent out a chair. 472 00:21:53,678 --> 00:21:55,220 Wow, already? Really--wow--Yeah. 473 00:21:55,304 --> 00:21:56,595 - Mm-hmm. - That's sweet. 474 00:21:56,678 --> 00:21:58,511 Oh, also, 475 00:21:58,595 --> 00:22:01,429 my Uncle Will works at Briggs & Stratton in Milwaukee. 476 00:22:01,511 --> 00:22:03,262 Says they're always looking for new mechanics. 477 00:22:03,345 --> 00:22:05,845 I mean, I could have my dad give him a call. 478 00:22:08,012 --> 00:22:10,761 Uh...what's going on? 479 00:22:10,845 --> 00:22:12,179 What's goin' on? Nothin'. 480 00:22:12,262 --> 00:22:13,720 Yeah, I'm workin'. Why? 481 00:22:13,803 --> 00:22:15,511 You're being weird. 482 00:22:15,595 --> 00:22:17,262 Yeah, no, sorry, I just-- I just remembered 483 00:22:17,345 --> 00:22:19,179 I gotta close the loop on a couple things, 484 00:22:19,262 --> 00:22:20,761 so... 485 00:22:20,845 --> 00:22:22,595 What loops? 486 00:22:22,678 --> 00:22:24,720 Look, I just quit my job. 487 00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:26,262 Oh, yeah, I know. 488 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:27,636 Uh, it's all good, all right? 489 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,304 Everything's... everything's fine. 490 00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:34,012 What? 491 00:22:34,095 --> 00:22:36,053 Uh...ooh, nothin', uh... 492 00:22:36,137 --> 00:22:37,511 nothin'. 493 00:22:37,595 --> 00:22:39,636 Nothin'. 494 00:22:42,887 --> 00:22:45,887 It's got, uh, two beds, one bath, 495 00:22:45,970 --> 00:22:50,470 and, you know, I mean, I-- i-it needs some work, but... 496 00:22:50,553 --> 00:22:52,470 well, it's a good house. 497 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,803 Now, what do you think? 498 00:22:57,928 --> 00:23:00,845 This place is a shithole. 499 00:23:00,928 --> 00:23:03,678 Well, I-I'm just lookin' at options, all right? 500 00:23:03,761 --> 00:23:05,970 I mean, did you know that Milwaukee 501 00:23:06,053 --> 00:23:08,012 gets even colder than Chicago in the wintertime? 502 00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:10,137 And-and you know that we're gonna be the ones 503 00:23:10,220 --> 00:23:12,304 that have to check in on your nana every week 504 00:23:12,387 --> 00:23:14,845 at the old folks' home and anytime she needs anything. 505 00:23:14,928 --> 00:23:17,553 Uh-huh. 506 00:23:18,761 --> 00:23:20,761 Look, I don't know-- honestly, I feel kinda guilty, 507 00:23:20,845 --> 00:23:23,053 you know, takin' charity from your family. 508 00:23:26,636 --> 00:23:28,970 You gotta be kidding me. 509 00:23:29,053 --> 00:23:31,761 It's what--100 feet from your family's house? 510 00:23:41,429 --> 00:23:43,720 What about a tire store? 511 00:23:43,803 --> 00:23:46,012 - No! - Ah, wow... 512 00:23:46,095 --> 00:23:48,345 Barber shop? 513 00:23:48,429 --> 00:23:50,595 Nail salon. 514 00:23:52,636 --> 00:23:53,553 Dreams are stupid. 515 00:23:53,636 --> 00:23:55,636 Dreams aren't stupid. 516 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,553 Stupid ideas are stupid. 517 00:23:57,636 --> 00:23:59,636 Nail salon...but for men. 518 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,095 We could definitely use another Subway. 519 00:24:01,179 --> 00:24:02,928 Or a check-cashing place. 520 00:24:03,012 --> 00:24:04,470 We don't need another check-cashing place. 521 00:24:04,553 --> 00:24:07,845 Plus, all those things require big start-up costs. 522 00:24:07,928 --> 00:24:09,220 V, we should contact that realtor. 523 00:24:09,304 --> 00:24:10,761 That place is gonna rent out soon. 524 00:24:10,845 --> 00:24:12,220 You don't even have a business plan. 525 00:24:12,304 --> 00:24:14,053 The business plan is to rent out the place. 526 00:24:14,137 --> 00:24:15,887 Not until you know what kinda business 527 00:24:15,970 --> 00:24:18,012 you wanna start and how much it's gonna cost 528 00:24:18,095 --> 00:24:20,137 to get it up and running-- inventory, labor-- 529 00:24:20,220 --> 00:24:21,970 a business plan. 530 00:24:24,053 --> 00:24:27,429 - Keg's kicked. - Oh--I have an idea. 531 00:24:27,511 --> 00:24:29,636 How 'bout a business where you sell beer, 532 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:32,304 and when the keg is empty, you replace it. 533 00:24:34,928 --> 00:24:36,928 I got it. 534 00:24:37,012 --> 00:24:39,845 I think that fulfills my fatherly obligation. 535 00:24:39,928 --> 00:24:41,262 Congratulations, son. 536 00:24:41,345 --> 00:24:43,220 You get to keep goin' to school. 537 00:24:43,304 --> 00:24:45,220 See ya. 538 00:24:45,304 --> 00:24:46,803 Frank, wait. 539 00:24:48,053 --> 00:24:50,595 That new house that you're living in is pretty sweet. 540 00:24:50,678 --> 00:24:54,220 Bet they have good schools. I wanna live with you. 541 00:24:54,304 --> 00:24:55,970 Oh...I bet ya do. 542 00:24:56,053 --> 00:24:58,928 Unfortunately, pal, we just don't have the space. 543 00:24:59,012 --> 00:25:00,845 I need you on the South Side 544 00:25:00,928 --> 00:25:02,803 lookin' after the- the business. 545 00:25:02,887 --> 00:25:04,012 What business? 546 00:25:04,095 --> 00:25:05,803 Finding easy, innovative ways 547 00:25:05,887 --> 00:25:07,636 to make money without working. 548 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,012 That's the Gallagher family business. 549 00:25:10,095 --> 00:25:12,761 I built it from scratch. I put in the hours. 550 00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:15,970 Turned it into the thriving racket you see today. 551 00:25:16,053 --> 00:25:18,845 And now, as Chairman Emeritus, 552 00:25:18,928 --> 00:25:21,553 I'm naming you my successor. 553 00:25:22,887 --> 00:25:24,470 But I miss you. 554 00:25:28,636 --> 00:25:30,387 Nice try, son. 555 00:25:30,470 --> 00:25:31,678 "I miss you." 556 00:25:31,761 --> 00:25:34,553 Yeah... 557 00:25:39,553 --> 00:25:42,345 "Miss you." 558 00:25:45,137 --> 00:25:46,970 A true gentleman should be able 559 00:25:47,053 --> 00:25:48,803 to tie a proper bow tie, full stop. 560 00:25:48,887 --> 00:25:50,636 Only a schoolboy should ever 561 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,262 ever be allowed to wear... 562 00:25:52,345 --> 00:25:55,179 It's open! 563 00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:56,970 - Hey. - Hey. 564 00:26:00,595 --> 00:26:01,887 - That's a lotta wedding rings. 565 00:26:01,970 --> 00:26:03,845 It's for Mickey. 566 00:26:03,928 --> 00:26:05,511 He said he wanted to see some options. 567 00:26:05,595 --> 00:26:06,720 Something borrowed, right? 568 00:26:06,803 --> 00:26:09,720 Or stolen from Zales. 569 00:26:09,803 --> 00:26:11,345 I'm gonna return them. 570 00:26:11,429 --> 00:26:13,553 ...your tie around your neck. 571 00:26:13,636 --> 00:26:16,470 What the hell are you watching? 572 00:26:16,553 --> 00:26:18,761 Trying to figure out how to tie a bow tie. 573 00:26:18,845 --> 00:26:21,137 I know how to tie a bow tie. 574 00:26:21,220 --> 00:26:22,511 - Really? - Yeah. 575 00:26:28,053 --> 00:26:30,137 Adjust the tie so the right side 576 00:26:30,220 --> 00:26:31,511 is an inch to an inch and a half longer. 577 00:26:31,595 --> 00:26:33,345 There you go. 578 00:26:33,429 --> 00:26:35,553 Beautiful. 579 00:26:35,636 --> 00:26:37,553 What's this for? 580 00:26:37,636 --> 00:26:39,553 - Homecoming dance. - Why in the hell 581 00:26:39,636 --> 00:26:41,012 are you going to a homecoming dance? 582 00:26:41,095 --> 00:26:42,553 It's not my choice. 583 00:26:42,636 --> 00:26:45,095 This girl I know, Julia, is wearing the dress. 584 00:26:45,179 --> 00:26:46,803 Why does she get to wear the dress? 585 00:26:46,887 --> 00:26:49,053 Is this some kind of power move? 586 00:26:49,137 --> 00:26:51,095 I don't know, but if her wearing a dress 587 00:26:51,179 --> 00:26:53,553 makes her feel powerful, then good for her. 588 00:26:53,636 --> 00:26:55,387 Maybe that's the final wave. 589 00:26:55,470 --> 00:26:57,595 I don't know what that means. 590 00:26:57,678 --> 00:26:59,636 The problem is, I also have a dinner tonight 591 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,470 with Julia's mom. 592 00:27:01,553 --> 00:27:03,429 And neither one knows about the other? 593 00:27:05,887 --> 00:27:07,470 You little slut. 594 00:27:08,553 --> 00:27:11,304 I try. 595 00:27:12,595 --> 00:27:14,553 - We really need flowers? - Hell, yeah. 596 00:27:14,636 --> 00:27:16,220 Stargazer lilies, motherfucker. 597 00:27:16,304 --> 00:27:17,803 How can I help you? 598 00:27:17,887 --> 00:27:19,553 Hey, so, uh, I'm gettin' married, 599 00:27:19,636 --> 00:27:21,511 and we'd love to see what you have 600 00:27:21,595 --> 00:27:23,553 in the way of Stargazer lilies. 601 00:27:23,636 --> 00:27:26,345 Let me show you some photos. 602 00:27:30,845 --> 00:27:32,595 This is the Sierra Sunset... 603 00:27:32,678 --> 00:27:35,053 - Mm-hmm. - And this is what we call 604 00:27:35,137 --> 00:27:37,012 - Beyond Blue. - That's gorgeous. 605 00:27:37,095 --> 00:27:39,095 Especially because we get them at the perfect time-- 606 00:27:39,179 --> 00:27:40,761 right before they open, 607 00:27:40,845 --> 00:27:43,304 so they're spectacular on your blessed day. 608 00:27:43,387 --> 00:27:45,179 Yeah, I bet. 609 00:27:45,262 --> 00:27:46,928 Hey, I like the... blue ones. 610 00:27:47,012 --> 00:27:48,553 - Yeah? - Sure. 611 00:27:48,636 --> 00:27:51,262 - Are you the best man? - Uh, no, I'm the... 612 00:27:51,345 --> 00:27:53,595 the groom? The official partner. 613 00:27:53,678 --> 00:27:57,012 I don't know--we haven't really talked about it yet. 614 00:27:57,095 --> 00:27:58,928 So you're... 615 00:27:59,012 --> 00:28:00,761 h-homosexuals? 616 00:28:00,845 --> 00:28:03,137 No, well, he is--I just like having another man's dick 617 00:28:03,220 --> 00:28:05,137 - in my ass. - I'm s-sorry. 618 00:28:05,220 --> 00:28:08,636 I'm afraid we don't do business with your... 619 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,429 With your what? 620 00:28:10,511 --> 00:28:12,845 - Uh, w-we don't believe... - Finishing sentences, 621 00:28:12,928 --> 00:28:13,845 - Grandma? - Mickey. 622 00:28:13,928 --> 00:28:15,761 That what you don't believe in? 623 00:28:15,845 --> 00:28:16,887 - Sodomy is a sin. 624 00:28:16,970 --> 00:28:17,970 You know what else is a sin? 625 00:28:18,053 --> 00:28:19,511 Stabbing a fucking bitch in the heart-- 626 00:28:19,595 --> 00:28:21,262 - Okay--yeah. - That's a sin! 627 00:28:21,345 --> 00:28:22,803 Gonna sodomize you, you wrinkly fucking Q-tip. 628 00:28:22,887 --> 00:28:24,220 - No. - I'm gonna come back 629 00:28:24,304 --> 00:28:25,720 and carve my initials in your fuckin' gums! 630 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,678 Kevin. My man. 631 00:28:34,262 --> 00:28:35,678 Oh, God. 632 00:28:35,761 --> 00:28:36,803 Dude, I've been texting you. 633 00:28:36,887 --> 00:28:37,970 Did you get my texts? 634 00:28:38,053 --> 00:28:40,262 No. I blocked your phone number. 635 00:28:40,345 --> 00:28:41,887 W--Okay, look... 636 00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:43,511 I'm sorry about the other night. 637 00:28:43,595 --> 00:28:45,012 I know things got a little, uh... 638 00:28:45,095 --> 00:28:46,345 Racist? 639 00:28:46,429 --> 00:28:49,304 Yeah, we thought when a poor couple 640 00:28:49,387 --> 00:28:51,803 - agrees to be auctioned off-- - No. 641 00:28:51,887 --> 00:28:53,511 Again, sorry. 642 00:28:53,595 --> 00:28:55,345 I'm only here to claim the other thing 643 00:28:55,429 --> 00:28:56,761 that we won at the auction. 644 00:28:56,845 --> 00:28:58,511 What? 645 00:28:58,595 --> 00:29:00,928 My personal training session. 646 00:29:01,012 --> 00:29:03,137 - Huh? - Yeah, you said at the auction 647 00:29:03,220 --> 00:29:06,012 the winner gets a personal training session. 648 00:29:07,970 --> 00:29:09,429 Right now? 649 00:29:09,511 --> 00:29:11,179 I'm bored with my trainer at Equinox. 650 00:29:11,262 --> 00:29:13,345 He's always late because he's training some guys 651 00:29:13,429 --> 00:29:15,012 from the Bulls before me. 652 00:29:15,095 --> 00:29:17,053 Look, I can always come back if you're busy, 653 00:29:17,137 --> 00:29:19,262 but I-- I-- 654 00:29:19,345 --> 00:29:21,095 No. No, no, no. 655 00:29:21,179 --> 00:29:22,761 You know what? 656 00:29:22,845 --> 00:29:24,511 Right now is a perfect time. 657 00:29:24,595 --> 00:29:26,595 We just got a delivery. Follow me. 658 00:29:30,803 --> 00:29:33,345 I start every workout with what I like to call 659 00:29:33,429 --> 00:29:35,304 keg lifts--simple. All you gotta do 660 00:29:35,387 --> 00:29:37,387 is take these kegs into the bar. 661 00:29:37,470 --> 00:29:39,179 It's great for your core. 662 00:29:39,262 --> 00:29:41,720 - Does that really work - Look at me, Lorne. 663 00:29:41,803 --> 00:29:43,595 Never step foot in a gym. 664 00:29:43,678 --> 00:29:45,304 Wow. 665 00:29:45,387 --> 00:29:47,220 Okay. 666 00:29:47,304 --> 00:29:50,470 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 667 00:29:50,553 --> 00:29:52,720 Yeah, use your legs, not your back. 668 00:29:52,803 --> 00:29:54,678 There ya go. 669 00:29:54,761 --> 00:29:56,262 All right. 670 00:29:56,345 --> 00:29:57,845 Flex your base. 671 00:30:23,511 --> 00:30:25,928 ♪ classical music ♪ 672 00:30:45,429 --> 00:30:47,845 Hello? 673 00:30:47,928 --> 00:30:49,553 Anybody home? 674 00:30:49,636 --> 00:30:52,636 ♪ operatic singing ♪ 675 00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:00,137 Hello? 676 00:31:44,095 --> 00:31:45,887 There ya go. 677 00:31:45,970 --> 00:31:48,053 Only eight more kegs. All right. 678 00:31:48,137 --> 00:31:49,553 Good. 679 00:31:49,636 --> 00:31:51,887 All right, all right, all right. 680 00:31:51,970 --> 00:31:54,179 Bro, do you even lift? 681 00:31:54,262 --> 00:31:55,761 Uh, Pilates... 682 00:31:55,845 --> 00:31:57,511 and I play squash. 683 00:31:57,595 --> 00:31:59,387 What the fuck is squash? All right, man, here we go. 684 00:31:59,470 --> 00:32:00,845 We're gonna burn some muscles. 685 00:32:02,678 --> 00:32:04,137 Like that. Keep your back straight. 686 00:32:04,220 --> 00:32:06,928 Use your legs. Don't forget to breathe. 687 00:32:07,012 --> 00:32:08,345 All right, all right, okay. 688 00:32:08,429 --> 00:32:10,179 - Uhhh... - Wow! 689 00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:12,220 All right, good. 690 00:32:12,304 --> 00:32:14,012 - Uh...oh...uh... - See? 691 00:32:14,095 --> 00:32:16,304 Now you know it's workin' 692 00:32:17,137 --> 00:32:18,345 How can you be a florist 693 00:32:18,429 --> 00:32:20,095 and not do business with the gays? 694 00:32:20,179 --> 00:32:22,304 Doesn't matter, all right? She'll be dead soon anyway. 695 00:32:22,387 --> 00:32:24,095 Whatever--you lined up a caterer, right? 696 00:32:24,179 --> 00:32:25,970 - Yes. - You got the Chiavari chairs? 697 00:32:26,053 --> 00:32:27,803 - Yes! - Gold ones with the white 698 00:32:27,887 --> 00:32:29,803 - cushions? - Yes! 699 00:32:40,970 --> 00:32:42,304 It's about time. 700 00:32:42,387 --> 00:32:44,220 Kay, I took a shit in somebody's living room. 701 00:32:44,304 --> 00:32:46,053 What the fuck's going on? 702 00:32:48,803 --> 00:32:51,636 Let's just say the Department of Sanitation 703 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,220 runs this town. 704 00:33:02,095 --> 00:33:04,345 V, Lorne went on social media 705 00:33:04,429 --> 00:33:07,345 and said it was the best workout he's ever had. 706 00:33:07,429 --> 00:33:08,970 Now all his yuppie friends wanna train with me. 707 00:33:09,053 --> 00:33:10,720 I just got two texts. This could be huge. 708 00:33:10,803 --> 00:33:13,595 - Wow, two texts. - This is it, V. 709 00:33:13,678 --> 00:33:16,928 I found my calling. This is my next chapter. 710 00:33:17,012 --> 00:33:19,095 Like when Ditka retired from coaching, 711 00:33:19,179 --> 00:33:20,262 opened a steakhouse. 712 00:33:20,345 --> 00:33:21,887 Yeah, what's the name a that place? 713 00:33:21,970 --> 00:33:23,387 Ditka's. 714 00:33:23,470 --> 00:33:25,720 So a full keg is about 160 pounds. 715 00:33:25,803 --> 00:33:28,553 - This is about a 50? - That is not a 50. 716 00:33:28,636 --> 00:33:30,429 That is $200 worth of beer. Put that back. 717 00:33:30,511 --> 00:33:32,761 V, I can't use empty kegs. 718 00:33:32,845 --> 00:33:34,511 - They're like 30 pounds. - Too bad. 719 00:33:34,595 --> 00:33:38,720 V...the longest part of a journey 720 00:33:38,803 --> 00:33:41,179 is always the first step. 721 00:33:41,262 --> 00:33:43,470 - Says who? - Fortune cookie. 722 00:33:43,553 --> 00:33:46,470 This is it, V--some people wait their entire lives 723 00:33:46,553 --> 00:33:48,470 for a moment like this, a moment of clarity. 724 00:33:51,845 --> 00:33:53,553 Sanders doesn't like what he sees. 725 00:33:55,803 --> 00:33:59,053 That's a lotta people to hunt one fox. 726 00:33:59,137 --> 00:34:01,470 Not a fair fight. 727 00:34:01,553 --> 00:34:03,970 ... in front of all these people. 728 00:34:04,053 --> 00:34:06,845 Fix the animal in the eye with a masterful gaze. 729 00:34:06,928 --> 00:34:08,678 The boots don't fit. 730 00:34:38,928 --> 00:34:42,095 ♪ suspenseful music ♪ 731 00:35:10,304 --> 00:35:13,053 ♪ tense, suspenseful music ♪ 732 00:35:34,095 --> 00:35:35,970 Shit. 733 00:35:42,553 --> 00:35:44,761 - Hello? - Hey, buddy. 734 00:35:44,845 --> 00:35:46,595 It's your dear old dad. How you doin'? 735 00:35:46,678 --> 00:35:48,095 What do you want, Frank? 736 00:35:48,179 --> 00:35:50,970 Um...boy, it was great seeing ya today. 737 00:35:51,053 --> 00:35:52,761 You're drunk, right? 738 00:35:52,845 --> 00:35:56,053 Ha ha ha ha. You, growin' up so fast. 739 00:35:56,137 --> 00:35:57,720 Uh...it got me to thinkin'. 740 00:35:57,803 --> 00:35:59,803 I-I'd love to spend more time together. 741 00:35:59,887 --> 00:36:02,387 - When? - How 'bout right now? 742 00:36:02,470 --> 00:36:04,636 It took me hours to get there this morning. 743 00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:06,636 So, uh, so I'll see ya in a few hours? 744 00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:10,012 No way. Maybe tomorrow after school. 745 00:36:10,095 --> 00:36:13,678 Uh, I was...I was hopin' you'd get here before dark. 746 00:36:13,761 --> 00:36:15,304 - That's all. - Sorry. 747 00:36:15,387 --> 00:36:17,012 Hey, Liam. 748 00:36:17,095 --> 00:36:18,179 What? 749 00:36:18,262 --> 00:36:21,845 Uh...I miss you. 750 00:36:21,928 --> 00:36:23,137 Right. 751 00:36:23,220 --> 00:36:24,887 Bye, Frank. 752 00:36:25,887 --> 00:36:29,470 ♪ tense music ♪ 753 00:36:41,304 --> 00:36:43,220 So, what do you think? 754 00:36:44,553 --> 00:36:46,761 What are these? 755 00:36:46,845 --> 00:36:48,678 They're the chairs you wanted. 756 00:36:48,761 --> 00:36:51,095 Was I not clear? 757 00:36:51,179 --> 00:36:53,304 Where the fuck... 758 00:36:53,387 --> 00:36:54,803 are the Chiavari chairs? 759 00:36:54,887 --> 00:36:57,970 - These are the Chiavaris. - You shut the fuck up. 760 00:36:58,053 --> 00:37:00,845 You...I could not have been more specific. 761 00:37:00,928 --> 00:37:03,304 I asked you to find me a caterer 762 00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:05,553 who had the gold Chiavaris 763 00:37:05,636 --> 00:37:07,345 with the white cushions. 764 00:37:07,429 --> 00:37:09,345 You had one job. 765 00:37:09,429 --> 00:37:11,179 Uh, that was my fault, I... thought we had those, 766 00:37:11,262 --> 00:37:12,720 but I was mistaken. 767 00:37:12,803 --> 00:37:14,845 But I-I think that any of these could work-- 768 00:37:14,928 --> 00:37:17,304 God damn it, why does everything always have to suck? 769 00:37:17,387 --> 00:37:19,262 This is my fucking wedding day! 770 00:37:19,345 --> 00:37:22,220 For one day. For one day 771 00:37:22,304 --> 00:37:25,179 can I have the gold... Chiavaris 772 00:37:25,262 --> 00:37:27,345 with the white cushions?! 773 00:37:29,095 --> 00:37:31,345 - I mean, I-I can call around-- - I thought I told you 774 00:37:31,429 --> 00:37:33,304 to shut the fuck up! Are you retarded? 775 00:37:33,387 --> 00:37:34,678 - Uh... - Huh, Brooks? 776 00:37:34,761 --> 00:37:36,553 - Answer me! - Uh, yes. 777 00:37:36,636 --> 00:37:37,928 - Yes, you're retarded! - I'm retarded. 778 00:37:38,012 --> 00:37:40,845 Which is why we had the fucking mix-up! 779 00:37:43,845 --> 00:37:46,345 I'm sorry. 780 00:37:46,429 --> 00:37:48,511 This is my fault. 781 00:37:48,595 --> 00:37:50,720 I put too much on your plate. 782 00:38:03,803 --> 00:38:04,970 Hey. 783 00:38:07,429 --> 00:38:09,345 - Did you find Frank? - Yeah. 784 00:38:09,429 --> 00:38:11,553 Where is everybody? 785 00:38:13,803 --> 00:38:17,137 Debbie went to a dance, Carl's at work, 786 00:38:17,220 --> 00:38:19,928 Ian's with Mickey, Fiona moved, 787 00:38:20,012 --> 00:38:22,470 and now you're moving to Milwaukee. 788 00:38:25,012 --> 00:38:26,470 You gonna be all right, buddy? 789 00:38:26,553 --> 00:38:28,012 Yeah. 790 00:38:28,095 --> 00:38:30,511 I'm just gonna miss everyone being around. 791 00:38:34,012 --> 00:38:36,012 Cheers. 792 00:38:41,553 --> 00:38:43,720 Oh, look at this bag 793 00:38:43,803 --> 00:38:46,053 that Debbie got me for my birthday. 794 00:38:46,137 --> 00:38:48,220 - That is so cute! - Oh, my God! 795 00:38:48,304 --> 00:38:49,553 I know, I love it. 796 00:38:49,636 --> 00:38:51,387 You have good taste. 797 00:38:51,470 --> 00:38:53,429 - Yes, she does. - And good skin. 798 00:38:53,511 --> 00:38:55,928 God, look at your skin! 799 00:38:56,012 --> 00:38:57,761 I used to have skin like that. 800 00:38:57,845 --> 00:38:59,511 Bullshit. 801 00:38:59,595 --> 00:39:01,553 And your hair-- I love the color. 802 00:39:01,636 --> 00:39:03,595 - Who does it? - I do it. 803 00:39:03,678 --> 00:39:05,429 I'm so jealous. 804 00:39:05,511 --> 00:39:07,095 Mm, I bet you are. 805 00:39:07,179 --> 00:39:09,803 So what do 19-year-olds like to do these days? 806 00:39:09,887 --> 00:39:13,304 Watch TV shows about suicide, do drugs. 807 00:39:13,387 --> 00:39:15,095 Protest shit we don't know much about. 808 00:39:15,179 --> 00:39:17,137 I'm just kidding. 809 00:39:17,220 --> 00:39:19,511 I don't really know. I work a lot. 810 00:39:19,595 --> 00:39:21,220 I'm a welder. 811 00:39:21,304 --> 00:39:22,761 You're a welder? 812 00:39:22,845 --> 00:39:24,845 Not as of lately, but...yeah. 813 00:39:24,928 --> 00:39:26,761 Oh, my God, that's incredible. 814 00:39:26,845 --> 00:39:27,970 Like Jennifer Beals. 815 00:39:28,053 --> 00:39:29,220 In Flashdance. 816 00:39:29,304 --> 00:39:30,553 Oh... 817 00:39:30,636 --> 00:39:32,387 I'm gonna need another drink. 818 00:39:34,012 --> 00:39:36,220 Uh, hey, I'm gonna run to the ladies' room real quick. 819 00:39:36,304 --> 00:39:37,553 - Okay. - I'll be right back. 820 00:39:37,636 --> 00:39:38,387 Do you need me to go with you? 821 00:39:38,470 --> 00:39:39,553 Uh, no. 822 00:39:41,095 --> 00:39:42,553 You're an asshole. 823 00:39:42,636 --> 00:39:44,095 You're both assholes. 824 00:39:44,179 --> 00:39:45,636 Stop it. 825 00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:50,137 ♪ pop/rock music ♪ 826 00:39:50,220 --> 00:39:51,304 Whoa-- 827 00:39:52,803 --> 00:39:58,262 ♪ Creepy little sneaky little foreign places ♪ 828 00:40:02,095 --> 00:40:04,970 ♪ Terrifying territories ♪ 829 00:40:05,053 --> 00:40:08,220 ♪ I can't take it ♪ 830 00:40:08,304 --> 00:40:11,720 ♪ It's a great big atlas ♪ 831 00:40:11,803 --> 00:40:13,595 ♪ Yeah ♪ 832 00:40:13,678 --> 00:40:16,511 ♪ I'm feelin' dumb ♪ 833 00:40:16,595 --> 00:40:18,387 Calm down. I'll be there in a second. 834 00:40:18,470 --> 00:40:20,137 ♪ When you've gotten what you want ♪ 835 00:40:20,220 --> 00:40:23,179 ♪ Maybe I should start over ♪ 836 00:40:23,262 --> 00:40:25,220 ♪ There's nothing left to want ♪ 837 00:40:25,304 --> 00:40:27,678 ♪ Up and at 'em again ♪ 838 00:40:27,761 --> 00:40:29,928 ♪ You don't know what you want ♪ 839 00:40:30,012 --> 00:40:31,928 Hey. 840 00:40:34,845 --> 00:40:36,720 There she is. 841 00:40:36,803 --> 00:40:38,179 - Seriously? - ♪ When you've gotten ♪ 842 00:40:38,262 --> 00:40:40,262 - ♪ What you want ♪ - Come on. 843 00:40:40,345 --> 00:40:42,220 ♪ Maybe I should start over ♪ 844 00:40:42,304 --> 00:40:44,970 Remember, you're desperately in love with me. 845 00:40:46,761 --> 00:40:48,387 Thank God you're here. 846 00:40:48,470 --> 00:40:50,470 I'm bringing Sandy in to deal with the invitations 847 00:40:50,553 --> 00:40:51,970 and a few other details moving forward. 848 00:40:52,053 --> 00:40:53,636 - Wait--what? Why? - 'Cause too many things 849 00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:54,887 are slippin' through the cracks, Gallagher. 850 00:40:54,970 --> 00:40:56,553 The chairs were a fuckin' shit-show. 851 00:40:56,636 --> 00:40:58,137 Also, Sandy's getting me my best man. 852 00:40:58,220 --> 00:41:00,387 You line up your best man yet? 853 00:41:00,470 --> 00:41:01,887 Not yet, no. 854 00:41:01,970 --> 00:41:03,845 That's what I'm talkin' about. 855 00:41:03,928 --> 00:41:06,179 You sure you still wanna go through with this? 856 00:41:06,262 --> 00:41:07,928 Yes. Why? 857 00:41:08,012 --> 00:41:10,012 Terry's back at the house making hollow-tip bullets. 858 00:41:10,095 --> 00:41:12,012 - Calls 'em Pansy Poppers. - Fuck him. 859 00:41:12,095 --> 00:41:13,928 You ask Debbie if Franny can be the flower girl? 860 00:41:14,012 --> 00:41:15,553 Yeah, I sent her a text. 861 00:41:15,636 --> 00:41:16,845 Thank you. 862 00:41:16,928 --> 00:41:18,262 This is still about Terry, right? 863 00:41:18,345 --> 00:41:19,720 You don't give a shit about weddings. 864 00:41:19,803 --> 00:41:22,553 Where the fuck's your ring? 865 00:41:22,636 --> 00:41:24,887 I...must have... 866 00:41:24,970 --> 00:41:27,179 left it next to the sink. 867 00:41:28,595 --> 00:41:30,720 I can't even. 868 00:41:30,803 --> 00:41:32,970 I can see why you called. 869 00:41:45,845 --> 00:41:49,761 ♪ uneasy music ♪ 870 00:43:01,511 --> 00:43:03,678 - Hey! - Ah--shit! 871 00:43:03,761 --> 00:43:05,220 Who the hell are you? 872 00:43:05,304 --> 00:43:07,595 I'm...house sitting. Who the hell are you? 873 00:43:07,678 --> 00:43:09,262 I'm Jean-Luc, the gardener. 874 00:43:09,345 --> 00:43:11,053 Miss Faye asked me to look after the place 875 00:43:11,137 --> 00:43:13,220 - while she's in Puerto Rico. - That's funny, 876 00:43:13,304 --> 00:43:15,511 'cause she never mentioned anything about it to me. 877 00:43:15,595 --> 00:43:17,095 Well, she never mentioned you either. 878 00:43:17,179 --> 00:43:18,803 Why's all the furniture covered, hmm? 879 00:43:18,887 --> 00:43:21,470 I'm...just using the second floor. 880 00:43:21,553 --> 00:43:22,720 You know what? 881 00:43:22,803 --> 00:43:24,511 I'm gonna call her. 882 00:43:24,595 --> 00:43:27,429 - We will straighten this out. - Go ahead. 883 00:43:28,845 --> 00:43:31,511 Um...I don't have her number. 884 00:43:31,595 --> 00:43:33,095 I do. I'll call her. 885 00:43:33,179 --> 00:43:35,053 Fine. Call her. 886 00:43:35,137 --> 00:43:36,678 I'm not goin' anywhere. 887 00:43:36,761 --> 00:43:38,803 Oh, I'm calling. 888 00:43:38,887 --> 00:43:40,887 Tell her Frank says hello. 889 00:43:40,970 --> 00:43:42,636 Oh, and tell her the yard guy 890 00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:44,887 is gonna stay in her house while she's gone. 891 00:43:44,970 --> 00:43:46,970 I'm not the yard guy, asshole. 892 00:43:47,053 --> 00:43:49,179 - Who the hell are you again? - I'm her boyfriend. 893 00:43:49,262 --> 00:43:50,595 Funny, she never mentioned anything 894 00:43:50,678 --> 00:43:52,220 about having any boyfriend. 895 00:43:52,304 --> 00:43:54,553 Oh, you mean she didn't share her romantic status 896 00:43:54,636 --> 00:43:56,012 with the yard guy? 897 00:43:56,095 --> 00:43:58,095 Stop callin' me the yard guy. 898 00:43:58,179 --> 00:44:00,470 - I'm callin' the cops. - Oh, go ahead, ha ha. 899 00:44:00,553 --> 00:44:03,053 And tell them there's been a break-in, 900 00:44:03,137 --> 00:44:05,470 'cause I have house keys. How did you get in? 901 00:44:05,553 --> 00:44:08,012 I thought you were gonna call Miss Faye. 902 00:44:08,095 --> 00:44:09,803 - I am. - Well, then do it. 903 00:44:09,887 --> 00:44:12,262 I'm calling her right now. 904 00:44:22,387 --> 00:44:24,803 - I'm not supposed to be here. - Well, no shit. 905 00:44:24,887 --> 00:44:26,304 - Me neither. - I didn't know anyone 906 00:44:26,387 --> 00:44:27,928 was upstairs--I thought I was hearin' things. 907 00:44:28,012 --> 00:44:29,595 Where were you--I thought the place was haunted! 908 00:44:29,678 --> 00:44:30,928 I stay in the basement. 909 00:44:31,012 --> 00:44:31,887 - Do you play a piano? - Yes. 910 00:44:31,970 --> 00:44:33,845 Thank God. 911 00:44:33,928 --> 00:44:35,803 Hey, maybe, uh... 912 00:44:35,887 --> 00:44:37,595 we can both live here, huh? 913 00:44:37,678 --> 00:44:39,137 Come on, it's a big house. 914 00:44:39,220 --> 00:44:40,970 There's plenty of room for the both of us. 915 00:44:41,053 --> 00:44:42,429 Fine. I'll take the second floor. 916 00:44:42,511 --> 00:44:44,262 You can keep the basement. 917 00:44:44,345 --> 00:44:46,387 - First floor neutral. - Sure, first floor's neutral. 918 00:44:59,678 --> 00:45:00,761 What do you got, Gallagher? 919 00:45:00,845 --> 00:45:02,970 So, sanitation department's 920 00:45:03,053 --> 00:45:04,595 in bed with the real estate developers. 921 00:45:04,678 --> 00:45:06,220 Bribe them to either pick up the trash, 922 00:45:06,304 --> 00:45:08,095 make the neighborhood look like shit. 923 00:45:08,179 --> 00:45:09,429 That way, they can influence the rent, 924 00:45:09,511 --> 00:45:11,137 property value, all of it. 925 00:45:11,220 --> 00:45:13,053 Son of a bitch. 926 00:45:13,137 --> 00:45:15,387 And it's all overseen by this cat named Otis. 927 00:45:15,470 --> 00:45:17,137 Get in. 928 00:45:20,553 --> 00:45:22,179 Nice work, Gallagher. 929 00:45:22,262 --> 00:45:23,803 Seriously, this is good stuff. 930 00:45:23,887 --> 00:45:26,636 So...I'm undercover. 931 00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:28,720 No. 932 00:45:28,803 --> 00:45:30,678 Y-you're an informant. 933 00:45:30,761 --> 00:45:33,179 Call it what you want, but I'm undercover. 934 00:45:33,262 --> 00:45:35,179 You're not undercover. 935 00:45:35,262 --> 00:45:37,179 I took a shit in somebody's house, sir. 936 00:45:37,262 --> 00:45:38,845 So they trust me. 937 00:45:38,928 --> 00:45:40,595 Pretty sure that makes me undercover. 938 00:45:40,678 --> 00:45:43,595 You're not...undercover. 939 00:45:43,678 --> 00:45:46,803 Oh. I gotcha. 940 00:45:46,887 --> 00:45:48,470 No, I don't think you do. 941 00:45:48,553 --> 00:45:49,970 So what now? 942 00:45:50,053 --> 00:45:51,803 Bring in the FBI? 943 00:45:51,887 --> 00:45:53,845 FBI? Hell, no! 944 00:45:53,928 --> 00:45:55,887 I want a slice. 945 00:45:55,970 --> 00:45:58,012 Oh. 946 00:45:58,095 --> 00:45:59,928 Of what? 947 00:46:01,137 --> 00:46:02,262 The money. 948 00:46:02,345 --> 00:46:04,887 Course. 949 00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:07,053 So we're not the good cops? 950 00:46:07,137 --> 00:46:08,720 Not at all. 951 00:46:08,803 --> 00:46:11,429 But seriously, hey. 952 00:46:11,511 --> 00:46:12,595 Nice work. 953 00:46:12,678 --> 00:46:14,595 Keep it up. 954 00:46:14,678 --> 00:46:16,928 See if we can't get ya a good fake I.D., 955 00:46:17,012 --> 00:46:18,845 maybe waive that minimum age restriction, 956 00:46:18,928 --> 00:46:20,595 get you in the Academy. 957 00:46:20,678 --> 00:46:23,720 You'll make one hell of a cop some day, Gallagher. 958 00:46:23,803 --> 00:46:24,887 Thank you, sir. 959 00:46:24,970 --> 00:46:26,220 Proud to be of service. 960 00:46:30,053 --> 00:46:32,470 Hey, where are you going? 961 00:46:32,553 --> 00:46:34,220 Throwing my crack baby in the dumpster. 962 00:46:34,304 --> 00:46:36,511 I'm goin' to the bathroom. 963 00:47:13,678 --> 00:47:15,803 Sorry. 964 00:47:15,887 --> 00:47:18,137 - Hey, are you okay? - UTI. 965 00:47:18,220 --> 00:47:21,803 - So adorable. - So 19. 966 00:47:21,887 --> 00:47:24,179 To...crow's feet? 967 00:47:33,053 --> 00:47:35,803 - Kev Ball's Keg Zone. - Cool. 968 00:47:35,887 --> 00:47:37,761 I'm gonna train people using kegs. 969 00:47:37,845 --> 00:47:39,678 Observe. 970 00:47:39,761 --> 00:47:41,220 Keg curls. 971 00:47:41,304 --> 00:47:42,761 - Wow. - Whistles. 972 00:47:42,845 --> 00:47:45,803 Keg-cline push-ups. 973 00:47:45,887 --> 00:47:47,761 - Sweet. - Okay. 974 00:47:47,845 --> 00:47:49,887 Keg plank. You wanna try it, V? 975 00:47:52,345 --> 00:47:54,761 Keg squats. 976 00:47:54,845 --> 00:47:57,887 Uh, Kermit, you might wanna start off with a empty one. 977 00:47:59,636 --> 00:48:03,137 I don't wanna do this, but I think other people will. 978 00:48:03,220 --> 00:48:05,803 All right, Kermit, stay positive. 979 00:48:05,887 --> 00:48:07,137 V, keep your back straight. 980 00:48:07,220 --> 00:48:09,137 Good. 981 00:48:09,220 --> 00:48:10,803 How do we decide who gets to walk down the aisle? 982 00:48:10,887 --> 00:48:12,470 Depends on who's the bride and who's the groom. 983 00:48:12,553 --> 00:48:14,262 Either way, we need a videographer, 984 00:48:14,345 --> 00:48:15,845 'cause I need to tape Terry to a chair 985 00:48:15,928 --> 00:48:18,095 and make him watch the shit over and over again. 986 00:48:18,179 --> 00:48:19,345 Why can't we both be grooms? 987 00:48:19,429 --> 00:48:21,095 - I don't know. - Can't we just be 988 00:48:21,179 --> 00:48:23,511 - Ian and Mickey? - Look, I don't--God damn it, 989 00:48:23,595 --> 00:48:25,012 you and Sandy. I don't know. 990 00:48:29,262 --> 00:48:31,470 Can I help you? 991 00:48:31,553 --> 00:48:34,845 ♪ She said we gotta hold on ♪ 992 00:48:34,928 --> 00:48:37,012 ♪ To what we got ♪ 993 00:48:37,095 --> 00:48:39,053 ♪ It doesn't make a difference ♪ 994 00:48:39,137 --> 00:48:41,345 - ♪ If we make it or not ♪ - How the fuck did you 995 00:48:41,429 --> 00:48:43,095 - know that? - Little bird told me. 996 00:48:43,179 --> 00:48:45,220 ♪ We got each other ♪ 997 00:48:45,304 --> 00:48:47,720 ♪ And that's a lot for love ♪ 998 00:48:47,803 --> 00:48:49,678 You're a sneaky bastard. 999 00:48:49,761 --> 00:48:51,262 ♪ We'll give it a shot ♪ 1000 00:48:51,345 --> 00:48:55,095 ♪ Whoa, we're halfway there ♪ 1001 00:48:55,179 --> 00:48:57,179 ♪ Whoa ♪ 1002 00:48:57,262 --> 00:48:59,012 ♪ Livin' on a prayer now ♪ 1003 00:48:59,095 --> 00:49:02,387 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 1004 00:49:07,262 --> 00:49:09,053 - Right. Proof. - What? 1005 00:49:09,137 --> 00:49:10,470 Nothing. Thank you. 1006 00:49:10,553 --> 00:49:12,137 I wanna dance. 1007 00:49:12,220 --> 00:49:14,137 Seriously? 1008 00:49:16,636 --> 00:49:18,304 Would you like more scotch? 1009 00:49:18,387 --> 00:49:20,720 Oh, you know it. 1010 00:49:24,970 --> 00:49:26,095 - Ahh. Thank you. - Mm. 1011 00:49:26,179 --> 00:49:28,304 - Mm-hmm. - Ahh. 1012 00:49:28,387 --> 00:49:30,470 - Mind if I smoke? - Not at all. 1013 00:49:34,678 --> 00:49:36,387 Is that crack? 1014 00:49:36,470 --> 00:49:39,012 I don't smoke crack. 1015 00:49:40,511 --> 00:49:43,012 It's crystal meth. Would you like some? 1016 00:49:43,095 --> 00:49:46,345 Oh, it's gonna be a good winter, yard guy. 1017 00:49:50,262 --> 00:49:53,179 ♪ slow rock ♪ 1018 00:50:31,553 --> 00:50:33,345 Nice boutonniere. 1019 00:50:33,429 --> 00:50:35,053 I bought it. 1020 00:50:35,137 --> 00:50:38,470 For Julia to give to her date. 1021 00:50:38,553 --> 00:50:41,304 Her date ditched her, so I agreed to go with her. 1022 00:50:41,387 --> 00:50:43,511 She didn't wanna go alone. 1023 00:50:43,595 --> 00:50:45,970 Shit. 1024 00:50:46,053 --> 00:50:48,304 You know, I really liked you. 1025 00:50:48,387 --> 00:50:49,887 I really like you too. 1026 00:50:49,970 --> 00:50:51,720 It was stupid for me to think 1027 00:50:51,803 --> 00:50:54,845 a young, beautiful girl like you would fall for me. 1028 00:50:54,928 --> 00:50:56,137 Hi. 1029 00:50:56,220 --> 00:50:58,678 So Debbie and I are fucking. 1030 00:51:00,012 --> 00:51:01,179 You're gay? 1031 00:51:01,262 --> 00:51:03,387 Hell, no. I hate vaginas. 1032 00:51:03,470 --> 00:51:05,220 I just wanted to piss you off. 1033 00:51:05,304 --> 00:51:07,220 - My God. - Why? 1034 00:51:07,304 --> 00:51:09,345 I mean, what have I ever done to you 1035 00:51:09,429 --> 00:51:10,720 besides give you everything? 1036 00:51:10,803 --> 00:51:13,053 Oh, the carb counting? The body shaming? 1037 00:51:13,137 --> 00:51:14,845 - I did that to protect you. - From what? 1038 00:51:14,928 --> 00:51:17,012 - Being bullied. - So you bullied me. 1039 00:51:17,095 --> 00:51:19,595 - I weigh 119 pounds. - Says who? 1040 00:51:19,678 --> 00:51:21,304 - Not the scale. - You're a monster. 1041 00:51:21,387 --> 00:51:23,179 Well, and you're an entitled little shit. 1042 00:51:23,262 --> 00:51:25,179 - Fuck off! - Excuse me? 1043 00:51:25,262 --> 00:51:27,053 No screens for a week. 1044 00:51:27,137 --> 00:51:29,137 Fine. Then I'm quitting the cello. 1045 00:51:29,220 --> 00:51:30,678 - Mm, no you're not. - Watch me. 1046 00:51:30,761 --> 00:51:32,470 I'm sending you back to Montana. 1047 00:51:32,553 --> 00:51:34,678 Back to the troubled teen learning institute. 1048 00:51:34,761 --> 00:51:36,511 - Can't wait. - But this time... 1049 00:51:36,595 --> 00:51:38,803 I'm flying you coach. 1050 00:51:38,887 --> 00:51:42,387 No more special services for you. 1051 00:51:44,304 --> 00:51:45,595 Hey. 1052 00:51:45,678 --> 00:51:47,470 Hey. 1053 00:52:01,137 --> 00:52:03,553 I rented that house. 1054 00:52:11,137 --> 00:52:13,137 That one I showed you. 1055 00:52:17,429 --> 00:52:18,928 Tami. 1056 00:52:19,012 --> 00:52:20,470 Hey. 1057 00:52:23,262 --> 00:52:26,012 Hey, can you wait? Wait, please. 1058 00:52:26,095 --> 00:52:27,595 Hey. 1059 00:52:30,012 --> 00:52:32,095 Look, it would be good 1060 00:52:32,179 --> 00:52:34,845 for Fred to be around his cousins, right? 1061 00:52:35,678 --> 00:52:38,304 You know, his aunts, his uncles. 1062 00:52:38,387 --> 00:52:41,137 His family and your family. 1063 00:52:42,803 --> 00:52:45,220 You know, in Milwaukee, you'll have no one. 1064 00:52:45,304 --> 00:52:48,678 Right? I mean, we will have no one. 1065 00:52:48,761 --> 00:52:52,179 ♪ somber music ♪ 1066 00:52:55,179 --> 00:52:57,595 My family... 1067 00:52:57,678 --> 00:53:00,429 this neighborhood is my support system. 1068 00:53:01,678 --> 00:53:03,720 This is my home. 1069 00:53:05,470 --> 00:53:06,887 All right? I thought I could do it. 1070 00:53:06,970 --> 00:53:08,887 I really did, but I had some time with it, 1071 00:53:08,970 --> 00:53:11,595 and...I don't know. 1072 00:53:14,803 --> 00:53:17,595 You know, I-I'm worried about my sobriety. 1073 00:53:17,678 --> 00:53:21,553 I've got a community here, my meetings. 1074 00:53:21,636 --> 00:53:23,304 Brad, the people in our group, my job-- 1075 00:53:23,387 --> 00:53:25,387 I mean, this place, it's... 1076 00:53:27,220 --> 00:53:29,720 It's important to me. 1077 00:53:34,387 --> 00:53:36,803 Milwaukee's baseball team is called The Brewers. 1078 00:53:36,887 --> 00:53:39,970 There's no way I could stay sober up there. 1079 00:53:44,429 --> 00:53:45,595 Tami. 1080 00:53:53,803 --> 00:53:56,470 Rich people are crazy. 1081 00:53:56,553 --> 00:53:58,678 Fuckin' nuts. 1082 00:53:58,761 --> 00:54:01,553 They create drama because they're bored. 1083 00:54:01,636 --> 00:54:03,553 When you're poor, you don't need to create drama. 1084 00:54:03,636 --> 00:54:05,595 I know, every day's a goddamn drama. 1085 00:54:05,678 --> 00:54:07,761 What are-- You're a garbage man now? 1086 00:54:07,845 --> 00:54:09,928 It's more complicated than that, Milk. 1087 00:54:10,012 --> 00:54:12,220 I'm basically an undercover cop. 1088 00:54:12,304 --> 00:54:13,595 - Ha. - Ha ha ha. 1089 00:54:13,678 --> 00:54:14,928 Not a very good one. 1090 00:54:15,012 --> 00:54:16,845 Undercover cops don't go around 1091 00:54:16,928 --> 00:54:19,012 telling people they're undercover cops. 1092 00:54:19,095 --> 00:54:21,470 Laugh all you want, Sandy. 1093 00:54:21,553 --> 00:54:23,053 It's a lot harder than you think 1094 00:54:23,137 --> 00:54:24,761 never knowing who you can trust, 1095 00:54:24,845 --> 00:54:27,012 whether or not they're gonna figure out you're a rat. 1096 00:54:27,095 --> 00:54:29,553 It's stressful. Can I hit that? 1097 00:54:29,636 --> 00:54:31,304 Don't you get drug tested? 1098 00:54:31,387 --> 00:54:33,053 I'm undercover-- I have to do drugs 1099 00:54:33,137 --> 00:54:34,345 so they know I'm one of 'em. 1100 00:54:34,429 --> 00:54:36,220 Who, the garbage men? 1101 00:54:36,304 --> 00:54:37,678 Forget it. 1102 00:54:37,761 --> 00:54:39,636 I'm goin' to bed. 1103 00:54:41,928 --> 00:54:44,429 Weird shit rich people do--go. 1104 00:54:44,511 --> 00:54:46,053 They go camping. 1105 00:54:46,137 --> 00:54:47,511 They vote. 1106 00:54:47,595 --> 00:54:51,053 They volunteer to work in soup kitchens. 1107 00:54:51,137 --> 00:54:53,970 They kiss their dogs. 1108 00:54:55,345 --> 00:54:58,970 Wash their cars, even in the winter. 1109 00:55:00,636 --> 00:55:02,137 You wanna fuck? 1110 00:55:03,970 --> 00:55:07,304 Fuck, yeah. 1111 00:55:10,179 --> 00:55:12,511 ♪ Well, tell me, do you hate me ♪ 1112 00:55:12,595 --> 00:55:14,470 ♪ Or do you wanna date me ♪ 1113 00:55:14,553 --> 00:55:16,095 ♪ It's kinda hard to tell ♪ 1114 00:55:16,179 --> 00:55:18,304 ♪ 'Cause your eyes are lookin' crazy ♪ 1115 00:55:18,387 --> 00:55:21,304 ♪ So why you comin' over ♪ 1116 00:55:21,387 --> 00:55:22,803 Lots of light. 1117 00:55:22,887 --> 00:55:25,970 Original molding. All the light fixtures are new. 1118 00:55:26,053 --> 00:55:28,304 Oh, oh, and there's a nice little patio in the back. 1119 00:55:28,387 --> 00:55:30,553 Oh. Oh, God. 1120 00:55:30,636 --> 00:55:32,262 Did they have a dog? 1121 00:55:32,345 --> 00:55:33,845 Yeah, I don't think so. 1122 00:55:33,928 --> 00:55:35,678 ♪ Well, tell me do you hate me ♪ 1123 00:55:35,761 --> 00:55:37,470 ♪ Or do you wanna date me ♪ 1124 00:55:37,553 --> 00:55:39,429 ♪ It's kinda hard to tell ♪ 1125 00:55:39,511 --> 00:55:41,304 ♪ 'Cause your eyes are lookin' crazy ♪ 1126 00:55:41,387 --> 00:55:43,345 ♪ So why you comin' over ♪ 78305

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