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I'm going to give it to you.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck that.

Mmm.

Yeah. Wow.

Ah.

I don't know, but there's just something I find super life -affirming about

being drilled right in the ass.

What made you decide to seek counseling for your addiction?

Oh, shit!

My husband.

He convinced me I needed help.

And how did he do that?

Stay with the pain.

Well, so, after that, I mean, well, that's why I'm here.

Are you sure that's what you want, Brianna?

To give up what you love to find love?

That doesn't make sense.

Well, I mean, I just don't know. I was hoping that's what you could help me

with, Doc.

Well, that's what I hope to do.

But first, I think you should show the group what it means

to you to be sodomized.

Right here in front of everybody.

Well, that's how it worked.

You indulge in your desires before the eyes of others, and in that way, we can

gain a clearer perspective on them.

Deconstruct them.

They loosen their grip on us.

Terry, if you would be so bold.

Hi, I'm Terry.

I'm a... I'm a premature ejaculator.

Terry.

I'm... I'm Brianna and... Well... I'm a

sodomite.

Hi, Brianna. Hi.

Welcome.

Thank you, Father.

Oh, that's all.

I mean, like...

Tell me what to do.

Ah!

Fuck me.

Oh, yeah.

No!

Fucking premature jack -the -nil bitch!

Randy? Randy, eyes front and center.

I'm sorry.

Hi, my name's Randy, and I'm a foot fetishist.

I love women's feet. I always have.

They drive me wild.

Cost me.

Two marriages and a really good job.

But I'm trying to concentrate more now on women's asses and legs. I mean, I

figure that way it'll just kind of naturally work me up to their vagina.

But I'm doing better. I really am.

I'm just trying really hard, and that's really all you can do, right?

I don't think you're trying very hard.

You were sitting there oogling at Chloe's feet, weren't you?

Was I?

I'm sorry.

It's okay. We all get weak.

Is it okay?

Does that mean you like it, Chloe?

And why?

For the same reasons you prostitute your body out to middle -aged Asian men?

Hey, Doc, take it easy.

Well, Chloe, do you want to fuck Randy or not?

Is that why you showed him your feet?

She didn't show him shit. He was gawking like the freak that he is.

No offense.

Lydia, please.

I want to hear what Chloe has to say.

Do you want to fuck Randy?

Well, I don't know. Not exactly.

Not exactly.

Okay, what would you like to do to Randy and his penis?

I want to feel his cock in between my feet.

I want to see the look in his eyes.

I want to feel all of his stomach muscles quiver as he comes all over my

I want to feel his cum sticking on the soles of my feet.

I want his chest to pound so hard I can hear it.

Why, Chloe?

So that I know I'm here.

So I know that I exist.

Randy? Yeah?

Take off your pants.

Do you like your hard coffee between the tabs?

Come on, Jackson.

Hmm.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Maybe I'm not cured.

Nice outfit, April.

I like that.

Oh, thanks.

It's a new design I have for my clothing line.

It's going to be out in all the stores coming this fall.

Really? Oh.

So I guess that schoolgirl look is coming back, huh?

Yeah, yeah, it's a good look.

I like it.

Well, that's very true, isn't it, Biff?

Oh, I guess maybe you weren't aware that Biff here has a fetish for schoolgirl

uniforms.

Yeah, so?

What? You think that I wore this outfit just to get them all hot and bothered

and burn it up?

Not in this life.

No offense.

It's okay.

Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not okay.

It's not okay. April, you're lying.

You wore that to get Biff excited.

You're a tease.

That's why you're here.

You're a 25 -year -old virgin who's afraid to fuck, but you like to get all

boys in the classroom hard.

Yeah, so?

So be honest.

You wore that outfit to get Biff excited.

No, besides, she probably doesn't even have a boner.

Biff, show April the needle and the damage done.

What? Your penis.

Show her how big it gets at the side of her.

Show her that if it gets any bigger, you're going to need training wheels to

around. Come on, I don't want to see his dead face.

Go on, Beth, show it to her.

Come on, April.

This isn't a scary movie.

You made it.

Now deal with it.

Take responsibility for it. For once in your life, be a woman.

It's as much your boner as it is his.

Just look at it.

Touch it.

Wow.

It's, um, beautiful.

Um, so I did that with just my skirt and socks?

No, you did that by just being you.

You're a beautiful woman.

You could wear a garbage bag as a wedding dress, and the way you cock your

would still make my heart want to burst.

You amaze me, April.

When I'm around you, I can barely breathe.

Oh, thanks.

I could cry right now.

Can I touch your cock?

I'd be honored.

Okay. How do you both feel right now?

like my heart could burst.

Um, like I want to put him in my mouth while everyone watches and

jerks each other off.

Okay. Everybody, you heard the lady.

Go.

Not yourselves, each other.

Yes.

Can I switch?

Seats. Lydia, why don't you switch seats with Terry so he's got somebody to come

on?

Fuck that. I ain't doing no shit.

Okay, fine. I guess you're just going to have to stick your fingers up Brianna's

ass. Gladly. I mean, sure.

Whatever.

Terry, come over here. Let me give you...

Take a 10 -minute break and clean up a little bit and get some sugar cookies

coffee back there. Smoking's on the patio.

Great job.

Bye.

Oh. Oh.

You expect me to sit in the room?

Huh?

Oh, yeah,

that's dirty.

That's fucking awesome.

Oh, shit.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Six and a half. Fuck. Suck it.

Suck it.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

What? What?

Fuck yeah.

Stay right there. It's important.

Here.

Here's a hundred bucks.

Thank you.

Yeah, thanks.

Damn it!

Huh?

Uh -uh. No. I can't. Here.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean... I wasn't trying to... I mean, I could... One way to go, but...

Yeah, no shit.

At least you're willing to try.

And Chloe's learning to please herself rather than trying to please Daddy all

the time.

What are you talking about? I didn't even come.

And Biff, you've made quite a confession to April and in the process shown that

you're doing very well in overcoming your fear of women.

And hopefully you'll be able to stop compulsively masturbating to those teen

music videos.

And April.

You may have made the most significant breakthrough thus far in showing

Biff that he no longer has to fear women.

You yourself have become one.

What about me and, um... Terry?

Oh.

Rick, that's great.

Let's just all give each other a big round of applause here.

Yeah, woo fucking hoo.

Is there something you'd like to discuss, Lydia?

Yeah, we get all these breakthroughs, and I've been sitting here with my

up her ass.

I paid $500 for what?

Now, what would make you feel like you got your $500 worth?

Do you need some questions answered?

Well, for starters, I came here to find out why I can't come from fucking a guy.

Well, that's easy.

You're a lesbian.

Okay. Who's next?

Wait a second. You think I'm a what?

You're a lesbian.

What? You got a problem with that?

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm not a homophobic. Half my friends are gay. I

have a problem with that. It's just not my fucking thing.

Yes, it is.

And it's wonderful.

It's wonderful to know who you are, to be who you are, and to accept it.

There's nothing to be afraid of.

I ain't fucking afraid of nothing.

I'm from Brooklyn. I just came here to find out why I can't come from fucking a

guy. That's all.

So, let's just say, for argument's sake, that

you're straight.

So, let me ask you this.

Do you choose the guys you sleep with, or do they choose you?

What the fuck has that got to do with anything?

So if a guy sticks his dick in you and fucks you, how drunk does he have to be?

You fucking bitch.

First you call me a dyke, and then you fucking say I'm easy?

You don't know shit about me.

Yes, I do.

I know you.

And I'd love for you to meet her.

I know who I am.

You don't know nothing about me. And I'm not a fucking dyke.

Well, you were sure finger -banging Brianna, weren't you now?

Well, that was because you fucking told me to.

I didn't hold a gun to your head.

What?

You made that choice. You could have finger -banged anybody in this room. But

you chose her, didn't you? Now, what does that say? I am not a fucking

Don't you want to know who you are?

Don't you want all the joy that you can possibly have in life?

All the happiness you deserve?

Yeah, what I deserve.

That's so fucking rich.

You know what I fucking deserve?

I deserve to grow it alone.

I deserve to live down by the river with all the crazy fucking old ladies and

the fucking cats.

That's what I fucking deserve.

Now you listen to me.

And you listen to me good.

For all that tough -ass Brooklyn, Lower East Side, Miss CBGB's crappy

tomboy bullshit.

You know what you are?

You're a fucking loving heart, Lydia.

And you know what? You're throwing it all away. Why?

Because you're afraid to accept who you are. You're afraid.

You're beautiful, Lydia.

You're beautiful.

Now, I don't care what you do.

I want you to make a choice.

And I don't care if you prove me wrong or prove yourself wrong.

But you're going to choose somebody here.

And it's going to be your choice and your choice alone.

Hi.

Oh yes.

Oh yeah.

Doesn't matter.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah, right there.

Thank you.

Can you hear how fucking loud I am for you?

Bye,

guys. I'm done.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, oh, oh, yes.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Fuck, let's let that little baby, yeah.

Yes, Lydia, what is it?

I need someone to come stick their dick inside of me. But when I come, I know.

Fuck are you?

My name is Rachel, and I'm a sex addict.

Hi, Rachel.

I got this thing that I put on these

phony sexual addiction meetings, and I

pretend I'm a counselor.

I get people to come in front of me while I jack off.

The more fucked up I can get them about their issues, the more

traumatized, the harder I come.

My name is Rachel.