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Don Anthony, they're waiting.

Let them wait.

I must have more of Michelli's marvelous sauce.

Yes, sir. Of course, Don Anthony.

C'mon, c'mon. Let's go.

Come on.

Damn.

Gentlemen.

First, I wanna thank Don Francisco

for helping me to organize this meeting.

And the other heads of all the families

of the State of California.

Don Caglianoti of Santiago.

Don Taglianeti of Orange County.

Don Sashimi of China Town.

Don O'Reily of Santa Monica.

Don Rigatoni of Santa Barbara County.

And Of course, Don Johnson of Napa Valley.

Thank you for trusting enough to come tonight.

I have asked you here tonight,

to make an announcement of momentous proportions.

I have recently completed negotiations

with the powers that be.

And I am happy to announce,

that Casino gambling will soon be legal

in the State of California.

There will be one small catch...

to the situation.

The catch is that I, Don Anthony,

will have exclusive licensing rights

to state gambling permit.

No, no, d-don't, don't be concerned. There will be

plenty to go around.

All you'll have to do,

is share 50 percent of your profits

with the Anthony family.

Fifty percent? My ass.

Please, Don Caglianoti Why should we pay you?

Because that's the only way

you'll be allowed to do business.

I am the law in this matter.

So, you remember the signal?

If Don Anthony is with Don Francisco, we shoot him.

No, no, no, no. If Don Anthony

is not with Don Francisco, we shoot him.

I did not come here to argue,

merely to

offer you a business proposition,

You may either take it or leave it.

But, I suggest, that you...

go and think about it for 30 days, and then, we will meet again

when that period is up,

and you may make your offers.

Thank you for your time.

Don Anthony.

You know I was negotiating for those same rights.

I'm very disappointed.

I know you are, Don Francisco.

How did this happen?

I made them an offer their accountants could not refuse.

I feel very cheated.

Don't worry. That feeling will pass.

Oh, look. Here they come.

Is it safe? Looks kinda quiet.

I'll bring the car around.

How did I do, boys?

Very good, Don. Very good.

Never better.

I thought to myself,

Don Anthony is not with Don Francisco,

so we don't shoot him.

No. Don Anthony is not with Don Francisco, so,

we shoot him. We shoot him.

Ow! Ow!

We got him.

Let's go.

Ow! Jeez, what's the matter with these guys.

Don Anthony. Don Anthony, speak to me.

Somebody get a priest.

I don't need a priest. I need a doctor.

Get the car. Don Anthony needs a doctor.

We could lose him at any moment.

Hold on, Don Anthony.

Hold on. To what, pea-brain?

My lucky rattle.

How could you do this to me, you double dealing, son of a dog?

Money We had an agreement.

Don Anthony is very persuasive.

You're making a big mistake.

You don't threaten me.

I never make threats.

You gentlemen wanted to see me?

How is Don Anthony?

I took 13 bullets out of him.

It's amazing he's still alive.

Yeah. How is he?

He's lost a lot of blood.

But how is he?

Well, he's fairly stable for now, but...

we could lose him at any moment.

Can we see him?

No, I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

Right this way, gentlemen.

I'm dying.

Don't say that, Don Anthony.

This could not have happened at a worse time.

We must not lose ground in our negotiations

with the powers that be.

What am I do, Don Anthony?

You must find my son.

Little Tony?

Don't call him 'Little Tony' any more.

He will soon be... your Don.

His mother, rest her blessed soul,

enrolled him in a military academy many years ago,

you must go there and bring him to me.

He must be the Don now.

But, he is just a boy.

Then you must make him a man.

But... Are you questioning.

The word of your Godfather.

No.

Don Anthony, forgive me.

You're forgiven. You're forgiven.

Now, go and find Tony Anthony.

Hey buddy, I'm looking for someone. Tony Anthony?

You know where he is?

Yes, sir. Barracks number three.

Where is that?

Forty paces, straight ahead.

Thanks, buddy. Yes, sir.

Young Tony Anthony. My name is Monk.

I have come for you.

Your father, Don Anthony, has need of your services.

My father needs me?

My dear, beloved, long lost daddy, really?

What?

Who are you?

I'm Tony Anthony.

It's true isn't it? You're little Tony.

Haaa. No one's called me

Little Tony since I was this high.

Yeah. We call him 'squid-head' now.

Hey, squid-head, you're not done with my boots.

Aww, gee, do I gotta finish?

If you wanna see the sunrise tomorrow, you do.

Stand up.

Leave me alone, I'm almost done.

Stand up. You are done.

Look, pal, you're gonna get into a lot of trouble.

The son of Don Anthony shines no man's boots.

Squid-head, don't make me tell you again.

Come along, Tony Anthony.

He ain't going nowhere, till he finishes those boots.

Now they're finished.

You okay?

Let's go.

Ten years ago when I left home

my father told me not to trust strangers

How do I know he sent you?

Do you recognize this?

My father's ring.

It is for you now.

Hey, this ring's way too small.

Ahh. Oh, that's much better.

What are you guys? A couple of fags?

Look fellas. We don't want any more trouble now.

Ohh.

Ahh!

I have a car waiting for us. We have much to do.

Let me check. I gotta see if I can get some time off.

It has already been arranged.

Let me get the rest f my stuff then.

I'll send a few of the boys later to pick up your things.

Now we must go and see your father. He is very sick.

MY father is sick? Why didn't you tell me sooner? Is it serious?

If it wasn't, I wouldn't be here.

Gee, isn't this a beautiful day.

You know, it hasn't rained in six months?

Ahh. Home, sweet home.

Yeah. It takes bucks. Big bucks to run a place like this.

Hello Doggie, remember me?

I never did like that mongrel.

How about you, puppy?

Yeah, this place hasn't changed much.

As a matter of fact,

your room is exactly as it was on the day you left.

Don Anthony is such a sentimental man.

Gee, that's great.

I wonder if he took the bars off my windows.

But of course, you'll be staying

in the Don's room for now.

Not one bullet, or two bullets or three bullets,

but 13 bullets, and this guy still hasn't been hit.

Now what kind of hit-men are you, anyway?

I am a hit-person, sir.

Well, then, why is this man, my enemy, still alive?

They say they could lose him at any moment.

Oh, sure. They also say it can snow here in Los Angeles.

But I gotta to know when.

Well, it would have to be very, very cold.

No, I mean, when will Don Anthony die,

that's what I gotta know, you moron.

Hello, Bob.

You know I don't like meeting like this, Don Francisco.

And you should know that I do not like to be double crossed.

What are you talking about?

We had an understanding.

An agreement. And I come to find out

that you got the same agreement with Don Anthony.

Now... why would you do such a thing?

Come on. Don't give me that Sicilian bullshit honor.

Save it for the late, late show.

Ahh.

You dare insult Don Francisco like this?

What are you gonna do? Shoot me?

Of course not. Francisco would shoot nobody.

But they would.

Hey, come on. How can you shoot me?

I'm the Lieutenant Governor.

History proves that anybody can be shot. Now,

do you want to continue with some dignity with this meeting?

Or should we say our pieces and leave?

Please forgive me, Don Francisco.

I'll think about it.

You heard that Don Anthony had an accident?

Yeah. I heard he slipped on his machine gun.

He's a very sick man.

What about the rest of the Anthony family?

Oh, Mamma mia, there's gonna be such chaos.

No one's been prepared to step into the shoes of Don Anthony.

These shoes are way too small.

No kidding. What?

I mean yes, Don Anthony.

Look, quit with this Don Anthony stuff?

Call me something else?

I feel like my father's right here.

Well, what would you like to be called?

I don't know. Why don't you call me Don...

Don Tony. Yeah. Don Tony. I like that. Call me that.

Then you will be known as Don Tony.

Yeah, yeah. Kiss my ring. Go ahead, make it official.

Yeah, that's terrific.

But I still don't see

why I can't wear my regular clothes to the hospital.

You must look professional when you see your father.

Here, try this on.

This is one of his old suits from before he got sick.

And lost all that weight.

Now he is down to skin and bones,

it should fit you better.

Ah, thank you.

Don Anthony.

Gina is here.

Do you feel strong enough to see her?

I'm always strong enough to see the light of my life.

Aah! Fabrizio. Oh, my sweet Fabrizio.

How could they do this to you?

With machine guns.

These rotten, evil bastards. You just tell me who did this

to you, I will rip their eyes from their heads

Ahh, I would not want harm to come to these beautiful fingers.

Oh, Fabrizio.

Give.

Now the rest.

They must've fallen off.

They always do.

Hello, Dad.

Ohh... my,

my son.

You never told me you had a son.

I didn't? No.

I don't know how I could've overlooked that.

I don't know how you could've overlooked it either.

Ah, my beloved Papa.

My long lost father. My dear old daddy.

Gee, it's great to see ya. How'ya feeling?

I've been better.

Gee, Dad. You look terrible.

Don't worry. I'll fix you up.

I'll take care of you, nurse you back to health.

Here. Let me fluff your pillow up for you.

The boy. He's gonna need a lotta help.

Yes, Don Anthony.

Tony, I want you to meet some people. This is...

Tom Peck, our consigliere Consig... consig...

Mouth piece.

He's the finest attorney in Los Angeles.

He'll be of great help to you in the coming days.

And this is the lovely Gina.

She's my, er...

very special friend.

I just wanna say that any special friend of my father's is a special friend of mine.

Any special friend of mine is a special friend of my father's.

That's not necessarily what I mean.

I know what you mean.

Time for Fabrizio's medication.

Ha ha ha, Mary.

I was wondering where you were, my little dove.

Little dove?

Uh huh, no, no. You know the rules.

You can't give anything to the Don without me trying it first.

Can't risk poisoning.

A-a-ah. No. You just give me two more pills, just like this.

I'll give them to the Don after I've taken them

and made sure there's no ill effects soon.

Chances are you will be feeling something. Those are laxatives.

Good ones, too.

Well, rules are rules.

Nothing goes into the Don's body without going through mine first.

Then you're gonna have a very full day.

We have an enema scheduled at 4 o'clock.

I hate that part.

I don't.

Now, you be a good boy.

I'll check in on you in about an hour.

I'll be here.

Let's wrap up the visit soon.

Frabizio needs his rest.

Fabrizio. She called you Fabrizio.

Well, that is my name.

Tony,

there's much to be done, and little time to do it in.

Tom will fill you in

on the details of our current business later tonight.

But first, I want Monk to take you around town.

To get you to see our turf.

And I want you to let everyone know that the Anthony Family

is a still a force to be reckoned with.

My men are already in the streets to find out who

has done this thing to me.

And when the guilty are discovered,

the justice must be swift and sweet.

Got you, Dad.

Do the best you can.

Yes, Don Anthony.

And get him some clothes of his own.

He's got on my suit and shoes.

Dad, me and Monk are gonna be leaving now, you want us to bring anything back?

No, go, my son. You have much to do.

Right. See you later, Dad.

Well, if you don't mind, there's

something I need to attend to also.

Oh, and Don Anthony, you can take the pills.

They're for real.

Now, where were we?

Where's Monk?

Monk's taking care of some family business today.

I'm in charge of this part of your training.

Ah, the old family swimming pool.

You know, I'll never forget my fondest childhood memories.

I was eight years old and came to play in that pool,

I saw a guy floating face down in it.

What happened? My dad shot him.

Who was it? Lucky Greedo.

Where's my other dumbbell?

Here I am.

Don Tony. I'd like you to meet Noelle.

She's your weight trainer.

Oh, pleased to meet you, Hercules.

Good to meet you, sport. Ahhh, ow.

Noelle's gonna put some muscles on those bones.

Where there's now only bone.

I can hardly wait.

The pleasure will be mine.

Up. It's getting harder.

It's getting harder. Oh, gosh.

Drag it.

Come on, boy.

Shoot.

One more.

Reach for the moon.

One more.

Denise, this is young Don Tony.

The one I told you about. Pleased to meet you.

Oh, like-wise, I'm sure.

Haaiya!

Ow!

Hey, what'd do that for?

I'm your martial arts instructor.

I've been paid to teach you how to fight.

You don't look like a fighter.

Your enemies will rarely look like your enemies.

You must learn to expect the unexpected.

Yeah, well, no hard feelings.

Oh, a highball, thank you.

Ahh!

That's the unexpected.

Know how to block a punch? No.

Block. Block. Block.

Okay. You ready? Yeah, it's a piece of cake.

Dino, help me.

I'm sorry Don Tony, your father insists.

Oh no, please. No, help. Dino, get her off me.

No. She's a maniac. Dino. No, no. What're you doing?

No. Put me down. No not that. Oh, no, please.

No, no, please. Put me down. Ahhh.

Ahhh.

So, how'd the kid do?

Good. He's a real fast learner. Aren't you. Tony?

Yeah. I'm a regular Bruce Lee.

Watch this. Grrrhh.

Hah. Hah. Hah-hah.

Or if that failed... Ahhaahha

That's about enough, young man.

Ow!

Don Tony, Kathryn will be in charge of this phase of your training.

Oh, no. Not more training.

Relax. Listen, I know you've been away for a while.

Away from the company of women.

What do you mean? I've been with them all afternoon.

Well, Kathryn will show you something a little different.

Be gentle. Okay, I will.

Follow me.

This is the last part of our training program.

Oh, no. What now?

I'm going to teach you how to seduce a woman.

Make mad, passionate love.

Put her under your power.

Why do I have to do that?

You ever heard of a Don, who didn't know how to seduce a woman?

Well, no... Shut up.

Rule number one is, don't talk so much.

And rule number two is, you need to learn

to be a little more gentle when handling a woman.

You need to make her feel special.

And important. Like plying her with gifts like champagne.

Enough of that.

You know what to do with this?

Take if off. Gee, you're fast.

Get to it.

Hurry up.

Smooth move, Einstein.

Well, guess I won't be needing this any more.

Now take top off.

Not yours, you idiot. Mine.

Oh, very interesting.

Give me your hands, Don Tony.

Ow, ow, ow.

Oh, thank you.

Take your pants off.

Oh, no. I wont do any of that stuff lady.

Stand up.

What is this?

Oh, Geez!

It's draughty down there.

This is going to be a long afternoon.

You wouldn't dare.

Come to me Don Tony, you hot stud.

Let's throw caution to the wind.

Oh, God. Oh, yeah.

Ooh, do that again.

Wow.

All this is yours, Don Tony.

This is now your territory.

Gee, that's swell. Even the babe?

No, just the territory.

Tell you what. You keep the territory, I'll take the babes.

No. Come on.

Oh, look. There they are.

Let's try the subtle approach for a change.

Argh.

Well, so much for subtlety.

Subtlety? I think I'm gonna lose my fat burger.

Arrghh.

Remember, always look both ways before crossing.

So, what now?

We gotta stop by the clothing store.

Monk is waiting for you. You're getting a new suit.

How come? What's wrong with these clothes?

You and Monk are going to St. Benard's Cathedral later.

And, he promised Marty Pucellini that you'll be godfather to his son.

So, that's why we're getting the new suit.

Okay.

Where're we goin?

I have to pick up my car. I've been having some work done on it.

This is the pride and joy of my life.

I love this car more than anything else in the world.

After the family, of course.

But, this car.

This car is... like a dream.

When I ride in this car, I'm in heaven.

I live with Don Anthony and the family, but,

I come alive when I drive in this car.

Don't touch it.

Hey, how's it going, Monk?

Great, Mike. Is she ready?

Yeah. She's all set.

Mike, this is my new boss, Don Tony.

Nice to meet you, Don Tony. Sorry to hear about your father.

How come he didn't kiss my ring?

Er, he's civilian, Don Tony.

You told me, all civilians had to kiss my ring.

No, Sicilians.

Sicilians must kiss the ring. It's a sign of respect.

Does that mean you don't respect me?

I respect you.

Then, why don't you kiss my ring?

I'd rather not.

Why don't you give it just a little kiss?

Well, I wouldn't want to be obligated.

Go ahead. Go ahead. It won't bite.

Okay.

Anything to please a good customer.

This won't mean anything contractual, until implied otherwise?

Right. Trust us.

Ha, got ya.

You're one of us now, Mikey. No turning back.

I knew it. Damn.

Welcome to the family.

I guess that means I gotta eat this bill, right?

Well, it's a part of your obligation to your family.

But don't worry. You will receive much in return.

Your enemies will become our enemies.

Yeah, great. You wanna talk to the IRS for me?

Er, that's one group of fellas that we can't deal with.

They don't listen to nothin'

It's good to have you in the family, Mikey.

We'll send the rest of the fleet over

for servicing at the end of the week.

Terrific. I'll be looking forward to it.

Let's buzz.

Don Anthony's son he saw you first,

he'll be out for blood.

Like my father used to say to me.

Do unto others before they do it unto you.

Do you understand?

You don't understand?

Oh, what a couple of knuckleheads I got here.

Ah, chocolate milk. Nectar to the gut.

Ah, quiet, quiet. I'll feed ya.

You getting coffee?

What does it look like I'm doing?

I can't drink coffee. It makes me hyper.

Gee, I'd really hate to see that.

I'm fixing a sandwich. You want some?

What is it?

Peanut butter and sardine.

You gotta be kidding.

Oh, no. It's really great.

No, thanks. I ate yesterday.

No, really, it's great. Try some.

Oh, my God!

Oh, here. Let me help you.

Hold it. Hold it.

I think I got somethin'.

Pull it.

Oh, look. I got it.

Are you through? Aha.

Good. Just relax.

Gee, you're a swell looking babe. I could really go for you.

I'm your father's mistress.

My father said I must take care of his business while he's at the hospital.

I don't think I'm what he was talking about.

Maybe you're right.

Boy, that's neat. Let me try it.

Okay. Okay. Now I want you to be careful.

This baby can get away from you.

All you gotta do is aim and squeeze,

and it'll do the rest.

Don't worry, I can handle it.

You know a grease gun ain't nothing to be played with.

It can get away from you. Be careful.

All right. All right. I'll be careful.

Kiss the ring.

Now, stand back. Give me room.

Monk, no wait.

No, no. Oh, sorry.

That's my baby!

Oh, no, I'm sorry.

No. No. No. God.

Oh, oh. My car.

My beautiful car. My baby. My baby.

I don't know what went wrong. Gee, I guess it kinda got away from me, huh?

What are we gonna do now? We don't got a ride home

Aarghhh.

That won't be necessary. All we wanted was a lift.

I guess it's true what they say.

Country folks are more friendly than city folks.

Go.

How're you guys doing?

Hey, Marty, I need another beer.

I think it's time we had a face to face with the competition.

Stir up a little trouble.

How about it? Yeah, yeah.

Here you go, Monk.

Hey, how's the Mercedes running?

Definitely time to stir up a little trouble.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It's good, huh?

Tell me, how'd you like that Pasta e Fagioli?

It's very good. The only thing wrong with Italian food

is half an hour after you eat it,

You're real fat.

Well, well, well. The gang's all here.

No, no. Don't get up on my account gentlemen. Go ahead. Finish your meal.

What's the matter? You look like you've just seen a ghost.

I'm sure no introductions are necessary.

My father was Don Anthony. I'm his son, Don Tony.

I'll be running things from now on.

Don Tony, so good to see you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

May I take your coat? Sure, sure, sure.

Well, well, well. Feminine pulchritude.

Baby, if you get tired of this second hand model, and want a first class job,

just give old Don Tony a call.

Did I give you permission to stand up?

Then sit down.

Gentlemen, I don't think I have to explain myself any further.

Someone put a contract out on my father.

And when I find out who did it, justice will be swift.

There's a new mob boss in town.

And his name is Don Tony.

Hey, what is that? Is that possible?

Just when I thought it was safe to take over the east side.

Hey, how did it go, boss?

He was great.

He out the fear of God back in those monkeys.

It was like watching Don Anthony in the old days.

That's great, boss. They could've killed you.

Yeah. The last guy that struck war with Don Francisco

was cut up in little pieces.

Don Tony, are you okay?

You look a little green. I'm fine.

I think the boss could use a little rest.

Yeah, come on, let's go. It's been a long week.

We forgot Don Tony's coat. I'll go back and get it.

Yeah. Make it snappy.

Don Tony. The sauce.

This Don Tony's gotta be stopped.

He's worse than his father.

Huh?

You know what you gotta do, don't you?

Why me?

Because you're the closest thing to him.

And the word is out, he's sweet on you.

But he's a moron.

That should make it that much easier.

Now, seduce him. Make him a slave.

And that way we can control the Anthony family from the inside.

And nobody'll be any wiser.

Aww.

Hungry again, big boy?

Yeah, this Don-ning business really gives me an appetite.

What are we eating tonight? More peanut butter and sardines?

No way. It's too late for that.

This is pickles and cream cheese.

Oh.

Sounds yummy. Oh, you want some?

Oh, no thanks. I already brushed my teeth tonight.

You know, I was... thinking...

maybe I misjudged you.

I think you do deserve all the rights and benefits

that a man of your position and stature is entitled to.

You mean?

I mean...

Why don't we get together later

and get better acquainted? Would you like that.

Boy, would I?

Oh, God.

Oh, I'm really sorry. Here, let me clean it off.

Sweetheart, it's okay.

It's just an old rag anyway.

Just an excuse for me to change into something more comfortable.

Why don't you just get a good bottle of wine and

go up your room and get ready for me?

Gee, I can hardly wait.

I can believe that. I mean,

me too.

Is that a pistol in your pocket?

Or you just glad to see me?

It's a pistol.

Oh, good.

Monk told me never to go anywhere without my gun.

Well, get rid of it.

What's the matter?

Er... Nothing. I'm just a little nervous.

Why don't we have some wine? Okay.

Don Tony.

Yes.

How are we gonna open the wine?

I forgot the corkscrew.

And then, how are we gonna drink the wine?

I forgot the glasses.

I guess we'll forget the wine. I guess so.

In my whole life I never knew it could be like that.

Ahh.

Don Tony.

Oh, I love you. I love you, Don Tony.

Yeah, yeah. That's great, baby.

I'm hungry. What's cooking?

Where's mine?

No, it's all for Don Tony.

He must keep up his strength.

Dino, how come my dad wants me to go in the helicopter?

Not just a helicopter. That's your father's private bird.

If anything ever happens, you know, trouble...

it'll take you to the family's secret hideout.

Oh, where's that?

It's a secret. C'mon. Oh.

Hey, Dino, what's up?

Hey, Mike. How're you doin?

Listen, I'm taking Don Tony to check out the secret hideout.

Is it fly-able?

Yeah, I think I got all the bugs out of it.

I'd kiss your ring, but I'm a little greasy right now.

That's okay. I forgot it.

Thank God.

Hop in the back. Oh no, I'm at the front.

Buckle up.

No, I don't need no seat belts. That's kids stuff.

What? What's the matter?

I changed my mind, Mike. I wanna go back down.

We haven't taken off, yet.

Oh. Okay.

It's a great view, huh?

Hey, take it easy, Mike. Take it easy.

Cut it out, Mike. Cut it out.

What do you want? I just meant to fly this thing today.

I'm a grease monkey, remember?

As the grease monkey says.

Ah, I don't feel so good.

If you're gonna be sick, do it outside.

I don't do windows. Ring or no ring.

Ahhh.

Ahhh.

Don Tony.

Hey, you get back in here, right now.

Pull yourself up.

Dino, help me please. Get me up,

Pull yourself. Pull yourself.

Gimme your hand.

If I give you my hand, I'll plunge to my death.

Get me up there, Dino, help me, please.

Stop fooling around.

What do you think I'm doing? Checking the oil?

Mike, I can't reach him. Can you get him?

What do you know, people down there really look like ants.

Hey, wait, I'm getting a foothold. I'm getting a foothold.

Here I come.

Boy, that was a close one.

Don Tony, use your seat-belt.

Okay?

Hey, hey, what's wrong? What's wrong?

I don't know. I sounds like...

I knew I forgot to put something back.

He knew he forgot to put something back.

We're going to have to set down for a little while.

Whatever you do, don't say anything about Gina.

What do you think? I'm stupid or something? I wanna live.

How is Don Anthony?

The same.

You mean?

We could lose him at any moment.

Hi, Dad. Good morning, Godfather.

Good morning, boys.

Hey, Dad, what's wrong with Tom Peck?

He's been testing my medication for me

and he doesn't seem to be taking it well.

Good morning, Fabrizio.

Good morning, my little dove.

And how are we doing this fine morning?

Very much better.

Oh, your pulse is very strong.

Only when you are touching me.

Oh, Fabrizio, you make me blush.

I'll be back for your sponge bath.

I'll be waiting for it.

What do you think of her?

Boy, Dad, she's a swell-looking tomato

Tasty dish.

Show some respect.

Oh, she's very nice. Very, very nice.

It's time for your shot, Mr. Anthony.

Where is Mary?

She, er, had to go to the emergency room.

Doctor Jones sent me in to take care of you.

Hmm. Whatever.

Now we have another problem.

The powers that be, have been in contact with me

and they're trying to pull out of our deal. This cannot happen.

I've made arrangements for Tony,

to meet with our connection at 9 o'clock tonight at

Nate's Pizzaria. I want that deal or I want blood.

You understand?

We understand.

Roll over.

He takes it first.

What?

The attorney takes it first,

to make sure it's okay.

That's silly.

That's the rules.

You gotta a problem with that?

Well, I think it's ridiculous.

But, okay.

You're gonna regret this.

Monk, look, a skull and cross bones.

It's strict, strict... It's poison.

Holy cow! She's trying to slip him the Mickey.

Get her, Monk. Get her.

Ow, my leg.

C'mon she just made this bed. Get off.

Ow!

Come on Monk. Get her, she's getting away.

She won't get far. I hurt her bad.

What's happening?

See that woman who left here?

You mean that crazy nurse?

She wasn't a nurse. She just tried to kill Don Antony

She went that way. Well?

What are you monkeys waiting for? After her.

Fabrizio, my sweet Fabrizio. They tried to hurt you again.

They are cowards. Use women to do a man's job.

Whatever happened to Arnold?

I dunno. But I think Tom Peck is about to go into orbit.

Maybe someone should call him a doctor.

What am I gonna do with you two, huh?

You couldn't hit an old lady at a bust stop.

Okay. So you got one old lady.

But that doesn't solve my problem with the Anthony Family.

His security is too tight.

He's got men all over the hospital.

And that nurse of his, watches him day and night like a hawk.

I barely made it out of there alive.

Even put a run in my stocking doing it.

If we cannot kill a tree, we kill the acorn before it becomes a tree.

The word has it that my inside agent

has failed in her mission to control Don Tony.

At all costs we have to control the Anthony Family.

I overheard them speaking.

Don Tony is having a meeting tonight with someone they called

"The powers that be."

Did they say where that meeting was going to take place?

Nate's Pizzaria, 9 o'clock.

Do not fail me this time.

Okay. You may have to take a frisking.

So give me all of your weapons.

I thought you wanted me to grease him if he doesn't abide by our original agreement.

We've hidden a pistol

behind the toilet in the middle stall in the men's room.

If things don't work out, excuse yourself, go to the bathroom,

get the gun, come back and blow that double dealing punk away.

I'll be waiting for you out here.

What if he tries to kill me first?

I thought you told me not to go anywhere without my gun.

He's not gonna try anything. He's the Lieutenant Governor, for Christ's sake.

Now give me all of your weapons.

Where did you get all this stuff?

What else?

Aw, come on.

Don Tony. A pleasure to make your acquaintance.

Yeah, yeah. Likewise, I'm sure.

Slice? I beg your pardon?

I took the liberty of ordering some nice pizza with everything on it.

Yeah. Good thinkin', good thinkin'

Best pizza in L.A.

Yeah, yeah. We'll see. We'll see.

So, how come you didn't frisk me when I came in?

What are you talking about?

We're businessmen, not gangsters, right?

Yeah, yeah, businessmen, right, right, yeah.

So, here we are.

What's your proposal?

I'm here to tell you that nothing's changed.

The Anthony family is just as strong as ever.

We want you to stick to the original agreement, okay?

I'm sorry, I can't do that.

You see, since Don Anthony had his little accident,

the word on the street is,

that you'll all be out of business by Christmas.

That's impossible. We already booked the Cathedral for mass.

Nevertheless, I'm forced to throw in with the more stable organization.

You mean like, Don Francisco?

I'm not at liberty to discuss my other offers.

Monk told me he gave you a lot of money to go through with this deal.

Don't worry, pal. You'll get your money back.

But we don't want our money, we want the original deal, see?

I'll be leaving now.

Oh, no, no. Wait pal, settle down, settle down, maybe I got too impulsive.

We'll stay here. We'll eat a little, talk a little.

Things will be all right, don't worry.

Save your breath, pal.

Well, I admit I have a bit of a temper.

Now, I'm going to the bathroom to wash up.

I'll be back. And I'm gonna make you an offer I promise

you won't be able to refuse.

That'll be just fine.

Yeah, yeah. We'll see pal, we'll see.

Don't tell me. Oh.

I got my arm stuck.

Don Tony, you in here?

Yeah, yeah. I'm in the can.

You all right?

Yeah. I'm very religious. I'm praying. Please leave me, I'll be right out.

Well, make it quick. I'm in a hurry.

Okay, okay. I'll be right there.

I'm gonna ask you one more time

to smarten up and do the right thing.

Now, stick to our original agreement,

wise up, I'll go away and leave you in peace.

It's gonna take you a lot more money than that to change my mind.

We paid you too much money, already.

Bye, bye, then.

Okay, have it your own way, Bob.

Now, you're gonna be reasonable, or do I have to use this?

What're you gonna do? Squirt me to death?

You have to excuse me. I'm new at this game.

Okay. Take your time.

As I was saying Bob, Bob!

I didn't mean to, I swear.

What've I done. I even voted for

My friend will take care of the check.

I'm sorry Bob. I didn't mean to.

You didn't see a thing.

I take it he didn't want to do the honorable thing.

Uh-ha.

So you wasted him? Uh-ha.

We're gonna have to get you off the streets until the heat dies down.

Uh-ha.

You play cards? Uh-ha.

Perfect.

Good hand.

Hey, Dino, what's the worst three word you can hear when you're making love?

I don't know. What?

Honey, I'm home.

Don Tony takes two cards.

Don Tony raises 300 and calls.

I'm busted.

Me too.

The stakes are too high for what I'm holding.

I can never tell what Don Tony's holding.

He's got a great poker face, don't he?

Hey, he's wiping me out.

What's gonna happen to the deal,

now that Don Tony has killed the powers that be?

Nothing. We gave him the stuff he had on the Governor.

We were using him as a cover, in case something went wrong.

Then the little rat took our stuff and he tried to double cross us.

Yeah. Don Tony took care of that.

He won't be double crossing anybody any time soon.

Not unless he tries to make a deal,

with the devil.

You're the worst.

Why do I put up with this incompetence?

You not only killed the wrong guy,

but you made it look like Don Tony did it.

Now the whole town is talking like he's some

kind of tough guy or something.

But I killed Legrand.

Sure, you did, you knucklehead.

But I still needed him.

Then why was he having Pizza with Don Tony.

That could be true. He might have been setting me up for another double cross.

But you jumped the gun is what you did.

It was not his time yet to go.

Looks like it was.

Yeah, but that still doesn't solve my problem with the Anthony family.

The meeting is tomorrow night.

Make sure that Don Anthony and his son ain't there.

You have my hand on it.

Driver, pull over.

Now, I'm warning you, if you fail me this time,

I'm gonna hire a couple of killers that know what they're doin'.

And I'm gonna give you two guesses what they're first job is gonna be.

Great. Now how are we gonna get home?

I'm tired of not getting credit,

where credit's due.

What's on your mind?

I'm thinking. I'm thinking.

I want your underwear, next.

What more do you wanna take?

Not much.

What are you doing here?

I must see Don Tony. You can't.

He's hiding out.

Tony. Don Tony, I must see you.

Hey, that's my girlfriend.

Don Tony, I must speak to you.

Okay. In private.

Okay.

Chip off the old block, ain't he?

Yeah, LA homicide?

I wanna report a murder, yeah.

That guy, Legrand, you know the Lieutenant Governor,

he got popped over at Nate's Pizzaria,

well, I'm the guy that popped him.

No kidding!

The name's Angelo.

I got a criminal record. Look it up.

No, I'm not pulling your chord.

Come on. Come on. I ain't got all day.

What's taking you so long?

Angelo?

Cool it. I'm on the phone.

Yeah, I'm back.

Yeah, I got a problem here.

I gotta go.

What do you mean, turn myself in?

What do you think I am crazy?

What happened?

I guess I forgot to set the emergency brake.

We gotta get a better car.

Tony, my love.

All my life, I've been bad.

But now,

I've seen the light. You showed it to me.

God wants me to renounce all that's bad in my life

I must go far, far away.

Oh, gee, and I was gonna ask you to marry me.

Marry you?

Yeah, I want to make an honest woman out of you, Gina.

But you're the head of the Anthony family.

How can I be an honest woman, married to a mob boss.

What's wrong with the Anthony family?

Well, the family does do a few illegal things.

We don't do anything illegal. Well, I did kill a guy last night.

You killed a man?

Didn't exactly kill him. It was an accident

I had a gun, I dropped it, and it went off and the bullet

ricocheted off the wall, and went through a guy's guts and killed him.

Oh, my poor Don Tony.

We must go to church and pray for your immoral soul.

Wait a minute. What's all that other stuff you were talking about?

You mean that other illegal stuff?

Yeah. What's that gotta do with me?

Well, that's the family business. That's how the family makes it's money.

No, we don't. Yes, you do.

No, we don't. Yes, you do.

No, we don't. Yes, you do.

Ahh, may be so.

I'm positive.

Nobody ever told me about that.

Wait a minute, I'm gonna check with Monk.

Hey, Monk, can you come in here for a second?

Great news, boss.

Some nut case called Angelo called the cops

and said that he's the one who shot Legrand.

Nobody in the pizza parlor identified you, so now the cops

think they're on the trail of their man.

I knew the witnesses were too scared to say anything.

They'll be not turn in Don Tony.

Monk, Gina's been telling me some very disturbing things.

She said we're involved in some illegal activities.

Now why did you have to go and tell him that?

Because I thought he should know the truth.

Well, is it true?

Some of our businesses skirt the accepted policies

of the lawmakers of the land, yes.

Monk, I don't want us to be involved in anything's that illegal.

I think you better talk to Don Anthony about this.

Good idea.

And I can tell you right now, he's not gonna be happy.

Come on, Monk.

Hi, Dad, how're you feeling?

Excellent, my son.

How's Tom Peck?

His prognosis is not good.

We could lose him at any moment.

Gee, that's too bad.

Nice flowers.

I was hoping you'll like them, I found them right out in the hallway.

In the past few weeks you've done very well.

Made me proud, but, tonight you face the ultimate test.

Tonight at the big meeting,

you must settle once and for ever

the score with Don Francisco and lead the other families

into a gambling venture.

There may be many rough spots on

the road you must travel, but travel it, you must.

I've been wanting to talk to you about that.

I've been having certain problems with certain aspects of what we've been doing.

Specifically?

Well, the illegal parts.

But, son,

eighty percent of our income comes from the illegal things.

Oh, gee, Dad, I didn't know that.

Well, what is it that you thought that we did?

I thought that we were one big happy family that helped each other out.

And we do. But a family the size of ours needs a big income to support it.

So we had to step outside a little for some of that income

We take care of a lot of people,

and those people depend on the income that comes from those sources.

Do you want to deprive those people of their livelihood?

Well, no. But you know what mom always used to say?

She said the only good money was the money we earned in a good way.

Your mother, rest her soul,

was a fine, but misguided woman.

She had no sense of the world, she lived in a protected environment.

An environment, financed, I might add,

by the very things you speak of.

Don't panic. I've just come to take temperatures.

Maybe I should get another thermometer.

You don't look very good.

My son and I have been having a rather difficult conversation.

Should I leave?

No.

I think we've finished.

We understand each other now. Don't we, son?

Yeah, Dad. I guess so.

Good. Go.

One more thing.

It is about Gina.

She's become a problem.

I think it's time for her to take a little vacation.

You see, I'm thinking of getting married.

Now, Gina is known to have a temper whoa...

And I would not want to cause a scene.

Oh, don't worry, Pop. I'll take care of it.

I'm not worried.

Yeah. I can handle Gina. I'll take care of it, Father. Don't worry about it.

Everything taken care of?

Okay.

This is the last chance he'll have to stop us before the meeting

Who'll be trying to stop us?

Trust me. Really?

Are you up for it?

Why don't I drive and you shoot?

But you don't know how to drive.

I don't know how to shoot either.

True, but you do shoot better than you drive. Here.

Okay.

Let's boogie.

He's not getting away this time.

It's his history.

Make a left. Make a left.

I'm making it.

Hey, that guy made an illegal turn.

Shoot. Shoot. Shoot the gun. Shoot the gun.

I cant get an aim. All right. Let me get it out.

Unusual heavy traffic for a Sunday.

Church must be over.

We got him.

He's shooting at us, Monk.

Are you sure these are new bullets?

What's taking you so long?

Hold it steady.

Monk, I think I'm gonna be sick.

Catch up to him, quick!

I'm not going to tell. Shoot him.

Stop weaving.

I'm shooting. I'm shooting.

Let's get it through. We're going to be sick.

Okay, now beat on the big one.

Hold it steady. Hold it steady.

Oh, always you're shooting that.

Oh, my daddy's car.

Shoot him. Shoot him.

I'm going for the tires.

Go ahead and run, yellow bellies.

Great! Now, they're behind us.

Maybe because you went for the tires.

Ah, we got them now.

Well, I guess that settles their half.

Uh-oh. I think we're in trouble.

May I see your driver's license, please?

Now, I wanna see your license.

I quit.

I've had it. I can't take anymore.

I'll confess anything.

Just keep the Anthony family away from me,

and I'll tell you anything you want to know.

I don't know this man. I've never seen him before in my life.

All right. All right. Here you go.

John, time to shoot.

If you ask me, it's a waste of time, the whole thing.

The cops came and saved the day, just like the Calvary.

You got some lint here.

But you-This is important. I must get-

But you got-you got cold hands.

You know what you're gonna say?

Yeah, I got it all memorized.

N-nervous? No, I'm fine.

Y-you're sure? Look, I'll be fine.

But you look like you could use a Bromo.

Better make it a double.

Hey, let's get this show on a roll.

I sincerely doubt that there will be a show.

I heard that the kid had a serious accident on the way over.

He did? God!

Uh... excuse me.

Uh, excuse me, please.

Hey you monkeys, shut up.

That's better.

And now, here's Don Tony.

Hello. My father has already told me all about you.

What he didn't tell me, my acquaintances have filled in.

I'm gonna be very brief about this.

The gambling deal is off.

There'll be no casino gambling in California.

Let me finish. Let me finish.

We were blackmailing the government to get what we wanted

and that just wasn't right

I called him this afternoon and told him we wouldn't be bothering him

and Federal expressed him all the bad pictures of him and his pool-man.

I have also decided that the Anthony family will not be involved

with any illegal activities whatsoever.

This kid is funnier than his papa.

We're gonna start a home shopping network,

so the people who work for us will still have jobs.

We're gonna donate to charity all money generated

by our illegal activities since I became Don Tony.

Oh, you're a real scream, laddie.

I don't know what's so funny. I'm very serious.

If you don't divest yourselves of all illegal activities,

the Anthony Family will be forced to turn you in to the authorities

I think the kid really means it.

Yes. I am very serious.

Then, you're a dead man.

Hey, what're you nuts or something, huh?

I think that kid's gonna get killed.

Hello, son.

Dad, you're out of the hospital.

Yeah. I'm feeling much better, thank you.

You mind if I use your microphone?

Sure, Dad. Go ahead.

Gentlemen.

I am certain many of you are surprised to see me here tonight.

Especially certain Don Franciscos, I can think.

But I'm sure none of you are half as surprised as I have been

as I heard what my son had to say.

He's quite a speaker.

If you ask me, I think he's nuts.

It is highly unlikely.

That anyone will ask you, Don Caglianoti

I will continue, uninterrupted.

When I first heard the things my son had said,

I thought my medication was turning on me.

But after a brief consultation with my,

associate,

Nurse Mary

I came to the conclusion

that Don Tony had made some good suggestions

and we should look into them

The only problem is...

I think my son, you may be a little ahead of your times.

Let me put it this way,

we'll think it over and we'll get back to you.

Until then, thank you for your help.

Show him the way out, boys.

Anthony, do you mind if I do the honors?

My boy, I've been waiting to do this for a long time.

Hey, what's going on? This isn't the way out.

Gee, I guess life ain't all bad.

Well kid, it's just you and me now.

Let' burn rubber, baby.

Gina and I settled down in a little town called Chicago, see?

It was a little rough going with the local boys at first,

but I patched things up and smoothed them out.

An now its time for you good people to go home.

I said leave, split, amscray, vamoose.

You monkeys just won't listen to nothing, will ya?

Well, listen to this.