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Lisa Paris

>> about the headline again.

>> I'll take it.

>> Hello.

>> Please, Paris. It has been decided.

>> Mhm. That's correct.

Oh, how do you like this?

>> It's very nice. Just fine. Put it

through immediately. Thank you. Lovely.

The color, the drum,

it is fantastic. It's glorious.

>> Blastoff the clone that sends you.

Why not?

Come along, ladies.

>> Ladies, ladies, will you leave us,

please?

going to get a perfect orbit. Right now,

we're waiting for the computers to

answer the questions and then perhaps

we'll have an announcement from one of

the men responsible.

>> Yes, that's it. We have an announcement.

Ladies and gentlemen, Lloyd C. Cranon.

>> Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. We've

done it. The first man space platform in

history is moving into a perfect orbit.

[applause]

And this is only the beginning. In the

weeks to come, other rockets containing

weather instruments, cameras, mapping,

and surveying equipment will join up

with our platform, making it the first

scientific laboratory in outer space.

Think of it, ladies and gentlemen.

>> This is undoubtedly.

>> WE'VE DONE IT. NOBODY CAN STOP US NOW.

>> NOBODY, PLEASE. PLEASE. And this

accomplishment will add immeasurably to

our scientific knowledge and will usher

in a new era of goodwill as the platform

passes across all national boundaries.

Oh. Uh, excuse me, please.

>> Ladies and gentlemen, that's the

president calling Mr. Craden. No doubt

to congratulate.

>> Want to congratulate you on your part in

this magnificent achievement. Lloyd,

>> thank you, sir. Thank you. I must say uh

now that it's over, I can use a little

relaxation.

>> All right. Exactly. Okay, now you can

relax. As a matter of fact, I was

thinking about a little round of gof.

>> Very good. When do you suggest, sir?

>> Tomorrow.

>> Thank you, sir.

>> Uh-huh. Good enough. See you then.

>> Next week time, same station. And now,

let's return to our on the spot coverage

of Colonel. Uh, ladies and gentlemen,

this is Colonel Carter. Colonel Carter.

>> Colonel Carter. Right. You must be an

old ball player, Colonel. Well, for a

moment there, I thought you were making

signals like a third base coach.

>> What? Oh, this habit, I guess. But, uh,

this space shot does put us back in the

ball game, doesn't it? I mean, this is

quite a day.

>> Does put us back in the ball game,

doesn't it?

>> This is quite a day. [laughter]

>> But, he's right about one thing. This is

quite a day. That is, Helen, if you

>> Oh, forgive me, dear. I must have my

moment of drama. I WILL BRING HIM RIGHT

IN.

>> PLEASE, SIR. Come with me. Now you will

see the final results of 37 operations.

Sit down here.

Now

voila. My god. He's he's perfect.

>> You see it is possible. Yes, it can be

done. Ladies, I have done what I

promised. The next step is up to you.

He's wonderful.

>> Remarkable.

>> Now, just sit tight up there. Tomorrow

we begin operation Duffer.

>> Operation Duffer.

>> Duffer.

>> Duffer.

>> [clears throat]

>> Is that

Operation Duffer.

>> Daff,

[music]

[music]

watch me very carefully, Lloyd. You've

been trying to kill the ball. Root power

is not the answer. Golf and life itself

have one thing in common. Success is

based on timing. I'm only down three

holes, sir. Well, that's all we've

played.

Now, Lloyd, I'm going to give you a

little lesson on that swing of yours.

You got your stopwatch?

>> Oh, yes, sir.

>> All right. Now, watch me very carefully,

and remember, it's all in the timing.

Start your watch.

>> Hold it, Mr. President.

>> It's all right. Nothing to be alarmed

about.

Well, boys, it's the president.

>> My apologies, sir.

>> That's all right, sir. Hello, boys.

>> Ask him for his autograph.

>> Gosh, Mr. President, if you'd

autographed your golf ball for me, I'd

put it right next to my picture of

Batman.

>> Martin and comparing the president.

>> Perfectly normal, sir. When I was his

age, the president ran a poor second to

Babe Ruth.

>> Lloyd, let's have yours.

>> Yes, sir. There you are, honey.

>> Thank you, Mr. President. Thank you.

>> And here is one. One for you.

>> Thank you, sir.

>> Thank you very Oh, here's one for you,

Mr. President. Thank you very much

again.

>> You're welcome.

>> That is very kind of you, sir.

>> My pleasure, sir.

>> Time Lloyd, your stopwatch.

>> Yes, sir.

Let's

get

Boy,

>> you get that.

>> Yes, sir.

>> What was it?

>> Three Three M.

>> Now, if this watch is right, something

else is terribly wrong.

>> But you could be mistaken, sir. I wish I

were aver

but three minutes went by that I can't

account for.

Three minutes in the life of the

president. It's not just irregular, it's

irrational.

>> Irrational. Exactly like the problem.

Sir,

>> you're right. Damn it.

Get me that book on dogs.

>> On what, sir?

>> Dogs? I'm going to see Twin.

Uh, all right. All right. Thank you.

>> You're right. Our man's in the White

House, but Craden has turned to Flint

for help.

>> You see how predictable this childish

masculine loyalty?

>> The Flint file.

>> It's quite a doseier. It's very

impressive.

>> Yes. Yes. And weaknesses. Yes, three of

them. I'll leave for me.

Attention.

A dog can sense fear.

Show me you're his friend. Offer him

food.

>> [snorts]

[sighs]

>> And ladies at Fabulous Space, we offer

completely individual beauty treatments.

For example, if you happen to enjoy a

full body massage, well, we can.

>> I'm sure it's very nice, Miss Norton.

But I don't think we really need to

leave town for a massage.

>> And besides, I don't think we've got the

time. As soon as Derek gets back, we

leave for Rio.

>> Oh, that's just perfect. Our place,

Fabulous Space, is right in the islands.

Just a short flight from Rio. Right on

your way. Please say you come.

>> Yeah. And Derrick can pick us up there

on the way back from the desert. That's

just marvelous, right? I'll tell him.

Oh, is he here?

>> Why, yes.

[snorts]

>> Pardon me.

>> You're supposed to smile, sir. Then

he'll let go.

You must be Mr. Craden, right? Uh,

>> yes, but I don't remember our meeting

before.

>> No, we're new. All of us.

>> All of you.

>> Excuse us. We won't be long. This way,

Mr. Camden. Yes.

>> Derek is out at the pool. He said to

bring you along.

I'm hungry.

I'm hungry.

Oh, Mr. Krampton.

>> May I get you a cup of coffee? A drink?

>> Uh, a cigar. Get him one of his favorite

cigar.

>> Huh? No, no, no. I I gave him up. I had

to get Thank you, young lady.

>> Thank you, darling.

>> Flint.

>> She lovely.

>> Huh? Yeah. By the way, what what what

happened to the to the old girl? I mean,

the other one. Well, they're married.

>> Ah, happily, I expect.

>> Oh, naturally. Why wouldn't they be?

They certainly were well um

well um

prepared. But naturally,

but uh tell me, didn't there used to be

four?

>> Well, there were five at one time, sir,

but that got to be a little too much.

You see, I'm trying to cut down.

Come on, Eric. You've had your lunch.

>> Now, sir,

what's on your mind?

>> Well, that that fish out there, you you

you don't know. Sir, a dolphin is a

mammal, actually a member of the

citation group. A whale, sir.

whales.

>> Very intelligent animals,

>> right? Oh, good. What's one more mammble

in this household? Eh, fact

>> that he doesn't live here. He's just

staying here a few weeks while I

compound a dictionary on dolphin sounds.

>> A dictionary on on dolphins.

>> Well, not words, sir. You see, we

communicate by sonic waves. It's part of

an experiment in isomeism. Terry,

>> isomeism,

sir. Isome

is summariz the relationship between two

or more nuclei of the same mass numbers.

Going to the library naturally though

they have the same mass and atomic

numbers.

There are different states of

energy and radioactive decay.

>> If it were not important

>> it's simply radiant energy transmitted

by pressure waves at the speed of sound.

>> That's very interesting. But my reason

for being here now by controlling the

frequency of the sound waves we can

produce a musical tone for instance.

>> This is important.

And yet all solid objects can be

destroyed by the proper pitch.

It's extraordinary. God's toy.

However, we are making such scientific

strides that

this last year's book is already out of

date.

>> How do you find time to read?

>> No, no, I wrote that. It's already

obsolete.

>> Flint, I've got to talk to you in

private. Oh yes. Excuse me, sir. Terry,

would you mind?

>> Not at all.

>> Thank you, baby.

Something happened when I was playing

golf with the president.

>> Oh, the president.

>> Well, oh, yeah.

I don't know where to begin. It it it

just doesn't seem to make sense.

>> Well, I'm sure it will, sir. Just uh

>> Well, well, you know, I haven't been

playing up to my game.

>> Oh, it's too bad.

>> So, the president felt my timing was

off. So, he asked me to time his swing

with this stopwatch. Well,

>> oh, I see. So, uh yes,

>> Flint, it took 3 minutes. Now, that's

not possible,

>> is it?

>> No, sir. It's not

>> the uh

the watch. Now, you had it checked, of

course.

>> Oh, of course.

>> That's very interesting.

Would you like me to look into this?

>> That's what I was hoping.

I can take care of it in about a week,

sir.

>> A week?

>> Well, why is it, don't you?

>> I don't know. I I guess I guess

>> Oh, fine then, sir.

I'll uh contact you as soon as I get

back from Death Valley.

>> Death Valley?

>> Yes. Uh survival test,

>> Derek?

>> Yeah, baby.

>> Miss Norton has invited us to be your

guest at Fabulous Face while you're

away.

>> Fabulous face? What's that?

>> It's that great new health resort in the

Virgin Islands.

>> Oh, yeah. Yeah.

>> It's just a couple of hours to Rio. I'll

check the airlines.

>> Yeah.

>> Fabulous.

>> Besides, you'll be gone that week

anyway.

You're very convincing, Miss Norton.

Resort must be quite a place.

>> Believe me, Mr. Flynn, it is. I uh do

hope you'll allow them to come.

>> Why not?

>> Ladies, uh perhaps you ought to start

packing.

>> Well, thank you very much, Miss Norton.

>> Thank you.

>> Oh, sir, where was I? The desert, that's

Well, it's not really too difficult to

know where to find food.

>> Food in the de Thank you. In the desert?

>> Oh, yes. It's all around. You can know

where to find it. Snakes, lizards.

>> Oh, dear.

>> Chiefly edible grubs.

>> Grubs?

>> Yes. They're found in decaying wood

under rocks, shrubs.

>> Grubs?

>> Grubs, sir? Yes. Larva, pupie,

anglicized from the Latin vermiculus,

one of the most edible worms we have in

the Western Hemisphere. and appearance

of macaroni.

>> Yeah, if you'd like some more

conventional food.

How about dinner with me tonight?

Luigi's.

>> Oh, sorry, sir. I have some packing to

do. Ah,

>> that's all right. I'll let myself.

>> Oh, well then. All right, sir. Uh, give

my best to Luigi.

>> Oh, if you want something really

special, try his vermicelli. Allah Derek

Flint.

>> Vermicelli. Derek Flint.

>> I'll see you as soon as I get back.

>> Goodbye, Mr. Goodbye, Mr. Flynn.

>> Good job, Mr.

grabs.

Give it

>> table.

>> Yes, but he's got table right there.

>> Oh, certainly.

Good evening.

>> Would you care for a cocktail?

>> Yes, please. Uh, I'll have a martini.

>> Very dry.

>> Yes, ma'am.

>> Oh, dear.

>> Allow me.

>> Well, thank you.

>> How awful of me.

>> Oh, no.

>> I'm terribly clumsy.

>> Not at all. Thank you so much.

>> I

uh I'm afraid this will sound quite

familiar. Sort of a line as it were. But

>> haven't we met?

>> Oh, no. No. I don't believe so. You see,

this is my first trip here to New York.

>> Oh, well,

>> thank you very much.

>> Would the gentleman care for a drink

also?

>> Well, I'm I

>> um I'm not expecting anyone. And that

isn't a line either. Won't you join me?

>> Well, I I I'd love I'd love I'll have a

cognac, please.

>> Yes.

>> Uh, may I uh introduce myself? I'm Lloyd

Craden.

>> And I'm Norma Benson.

>> Oh.

Um,

>> would you please give me a light?

>> Thank you.

here.

>> [music]

>> Thank you.

>> My trip here has to be a very short one.

School teachers are not in the higher

income brackets.

>> I never had a teacher as beautiful as

you.

Perhaps just as well would have been too

distracting. Oh, you're very flattering,

Mr. Grandon.

>> Truthful would be more accurate.

>> Just

Where do you teach?

>> I teach at the John C. Calhoun High

School in Rono, Virginia.

>> Ron Oak, Virginia.

>> Let's not talk about me.

It's uh quite evident that you're in a

much more important position.

>> Well, I I'm just one of the many

thousands of government workers.

>> Oh, how nice.

uh to the school system,

>> especially Rowan Oak, Virginia,

>> and to a very charming representative of

our government.

[music]

>> [music]

>> What?

>> I'm sure you can explain this, sir.

>> Pardon me, dear. Wait a

>> I don't know. I

>> I'll have to take you into custody.

>> What?

>> I'll arrange for an audience with the

president first thing in the morning.

Any decision will be made by him.

>> Cooper, you and Austin take Mr. Panda to

the car. I'll stay in question.

>> I never This way, sir.

>> No, there's a mistake. T You're not

listening. I

>> I I I I don't know. I I don't even

remember registering.

>> [bell]

>> So, you met this woman for the first

time, had a couple of drinks with her,

and you can't recall anything that

happened afterwards.

I can only conclude, sir, that the drink

must have been drugged.

>> What does your report show, General

Carter?

>> The waiter in the restaurant didn't get

a good look at the woman, sir. As for

the glasses they drank from, the lab

reports show no trace of a drug. Sir,

>> the school teacher, no criminal record,

sir.

>> The John C. Calhoun High School of Rowan

Oak, Virginia.

>> Yes, sir. We checked it out. The John C.

Calhoun High School was vacated quite a

few years ago at our request.

I'm afraid there's a security angle

involved, Mr. President.

>> Well, go on, General Carter. Let's tell

the whole story.

>> Well, that school became one of our top

secret installations. Training center

for special forces project K14.

>> Lloyd, can you shed any light at all on

this?

>> No, sir.

and the woman in the hotel room.

>> The Skidro, sir. I'm sorry, Mr. Cran.

>> Lloyd,

I know what a dedicated servant you've

been to me and to the country we both

love so dearly. I'm sure you'll be

vindicated at your hearing. Until then,

you're under suspension. However, you

may continue to use your office and the

assistance of Lieutenant Avery. We'll

try to keep this out of the newspapers.

>> Oh, thank you, sir.

>> You can be sure of one thing, though,

Lloyd. I'll never turn my back on you,

General Carter. Yes, sir. There's a

couple of security issues I think we

better discuss now.

>> Oh, yes, Mr. President. I've outlined

some of the major issues in this.

>> Sir, this is more important than the

missing three minutes. I'm certain Flynn

can help. Flynn, what a field day he

could have at my expense.

Oh,

>> she was ugly, sir.

>> Well, you can forget about Fred. He's

going to be leaving very shortly.

>> Then we've no time to lose. May I have

your permission? Well,

>> thank you, sir.

Hey, real. Hi, Mr. Glenn. Empty all the

ashrains. A I got your new plane. Ah,

beautiful. Let's go.

Heat. Heat.

>> [music]

>> Heat. Heat.

[music]

Ah,

[music]

heat.

Well, damn it, Fred. You know I'm no

done. Why?

>> Yes, I'm sure of that, sir. The question

is, since raw animal passion is ruled

out, what was the woman's motive? raw

animal. But see here, Frank,

>> it is ruled out, I assume.

>> Yeah, well, yeah. No, of course it's

ruled out. Should have seen her without

her makeup.

>> Yes, I'm sure it was a traumatic

experience.

>> Yeah.

Now, just take your time, sir.

Relax.

Now, breathe deeply.

Now, try to remember.

You're in Luigi's,

huh?

You're in Luigi's.

What happened?

She uh

dropped her first.

Yeah.

and I uh tried to help her

and then we introduced ourselves

and she wanted cigarette. So I I let a

couple of cigarettes

cigarettes.

>> What about them?

Please. Huh? Hey, please

hold still one moment, sir.

Yes.

Paper.

Interesting. Same for court. See

>> it's styra elang mosa hyasent

calipus.

>> Oh is a combination of rare oils, exotic

flowers, herbs, Macedonian broy

combined with

the ash. Of course,

>> the residue euphoric acid.

>> Euphoric acid.

>> Yes.

>> Yeah.

>> Centuries old discovered by the

Assyrians during the reign of Hamarabi.

>> Whoa. Whoa. What is it?

>> It's a psychic de inhibitor, a

tranquilizer which conversely stimulates

the libido while giving one the feeling

of euphoria.

Combined with alcohol, it becomes a

sophorific. Now, it's obvious that

someone's trying to discourage you, to

embarrass you. First the missing 3

minutes and now this.

>> [clears throat]

>> Who? Someone in your own organization.

But why? [sighs]

That we'll have to find out.

>> How can I find out when my own

organization is off limits to me?

>> It's not off limits to me, sir. Now,

wait a minute. We're talking about a top

security complex if you get caught.

>> I'll take care of it tonight, sir.

>> Coober. Yes, sir.

>> General Carter,

I believe we can expect a visit from Mr.

Flynn tonight.

Okay.

Heat. Heat.

Heat. Heat.

I'll need your identification papers,

sir.

May I see those, please?

>> I'm sorry, sir. This doesn't permit you

in this area.

80 heartbeats per minute. Must be

Russian cosminauts.

It's Haiti.

Sorry.

Ah.

What the [ __ ] Hold

up.

>> [music]

>> What?

Let's pay our respects.

My dearest sympathy, sir.

Your friend Flint,

I'm sorry.

The document disintegrator.

You killed him.

>> Mr. Crampton, I'm surprised at you. He

broke into a top secret security

complex. There was no choice.

You did it

because [clears throat] I

I'm sorry, but you know the rules, sir.

He was abstinate,

a loner.

But the greatest.

>> What are you doing?

>> Sorry, sir.

>> Yes, sir.

Huh? Who's this? Flint.

Friend,

where are you?

Don't trust anyone. Yeah, I got it. I

got it. Flint, I got to see you. I

Where? Moscow.

Why? Moscow.

Flint.

Flint.

He hung up.

HE'S ALIVE. HE'S GONE TO MOSCOW. WELL,

>> if he's alive, sir, who's this?

Oh,

>> who cares? I got to get the president.

>> Why didn't you tell me this before?

>> Well, I was afraid you might have

thought I'd cracked up. I mean, who

could explain those missing three

minutes?

>> And you felt that Flint could help

unravel the problem?

>> He seemed my last hope, sir. And after

he broke into security last night, he

told you that we were infiltrated with

traitors.

>> Yes, sir.

>> Did he mention any names?

No, sir. But I believe him. That's why I

thought you should know, sir.

>> I want to thank you, Lloyd.

I want to confess that I misjudged

Flint. Where is he now?

>> Uh, Moscow.

>> What's he doing in Moscow?

>> [music]

[music]

>> Derek, darling.

>> Yeah,

>> your American music is so decadent.

>> Yeah,

>> but it's so exciting.

>> That's where it's at, honey.

Champagne.

>> Champagne. Pastra.

>> A good year, huh?

>> I've been saving it for your regular

visit. M

tonight.

>> Derek, darling,

>> you haven't told me why you are here.

>> It has to do with a couple of Lady

Cosmonauts.

Lady Cosmonauts.

>> Now, how would I know about Lady

Cosmonauts?

>> I read the cardioraphs from the space

platform.

>> What makes you think these are women?

>> The male heartbeat 72 times per minute.

female

>> and these were 80.

>> Yes.

>> Derek,

>> you are right.

>> There are two missing.

>> This is important, Natasha. Can you tell

me about it?

>> I will tell you all I know.

Tial.

Don't you move.

It's the same ingredients.

Of

course, what's in the paper?

Coffee American is indigenous to the

Virgin Islands.

Virgin Islands.

Virgin Islands.

Fabulous face

is in the Virgin Island, right?

The missing cosmonauts.

What is it, Natasha? What are you into?

What is it?

>> Derek, darling, I am not your enemy. I

am your friend. I can tell you now

because it's too late.

>> Well, tell me anyway.

>> You will be very happy. But first,

darling, you must make me happy.

>> Who are you?

>> What are you doing here?

>> My apologies, comrade Natasha, but the

order comes from the prime minister

himself.

He wishes to see Mr. Flint.

>> [clears throat]

>> At 4:30 in the morning, he couldn't

sleep. Your performance was so

magnificent.

He wishes to confer upon you the

Majinski medal.

[laughter]

Is this your call? Yes.

Help Mr. Flinton with his coat.

soon.

Oh, no.

No.

You too.

Woohoo!

Woohoo!

>> Hi there.

Get

out.

>> [screaming]

>> Get out.

>> [screaming]

[music]

[screaming]

>> Is it

help

If you haven't got our two Lady Cosmos,

who has

I got to find those girls.

Be reasonable.

It could be where

Melvin, bite your tongue. They couldn't

leave there three days. They hate rice.

Melvin.

Melvin,

you give me the girls.

Melvin,

I'll make a deal with you. All right.

You say you haven't got the girls, but

just in case, we got Flint.

Who? Flint?

Yes, Flint.

What?

Kill him.

But he's your number one hero.

Well, Melvin, I was exaggerating.

We don't actually have him, but we know

where he is going.

The Virgin Islands.

Melvin, you know we got no flights

there. only to Cuba.

Now, what would Fruit want in Cuba?

Senor

steel

pillow.

What's going on? I mentioned Flint is in

Moscow. The president can hardly wait to

get rid of me. People I've never even

heard of are placed in key positions.

New faces everywhere. Even the date of

my hearing postponed.

I tell you a flint is right and we've

been infiltrated.

[snorts] We're in real danger.

We're being electrocuted.

Hurry up.

>> Stop talking it out.

>> Take it easy.

Got it, sir.

>> A transmitter.

They've known every move we've made.

>> But who's doing it, sir?

>> I don't know. But I was right. And so

was Flint.

But how do we trace them?

>> I think I can find a way, sir.

This device operates in the same

principle as a walkietalkie. The system

can be reversed.

>> Paper clip sir.

This transmitting device

can become a receiver.

Just a few moments, sir.

>> Yeah,

>> I think this should do it.

>> General Carter.

>> General Carter.

>> General Carter.

>> General Carter.

>> General Carter here. What is it,

Lieutenant?

>> Sir, this orders me to load the rocket

with nuclear bombs instead of a weather

laboratory.

Nuclear bomb, sir.

>> That's right, Lieutenant. Project

Damocles.

>> Project Damocles.

Arming the space laboratory, sir.

>> That's correct. The code name is

Damocles. New orders directly from the

White House. This is top security. You

understand, Lieutenant?

>> Yes, sir.

>> Proceed with arming immediately.

>> Boarding the space platform. You realize

the consequences, Avery?

>> Yes, sir. a nuclear threat to the world.

And he said the orders came from the

White House.

>> We know better than that.

>> General Carter is the traitor. We've got

to stop him.

>> General Carter's got the president

brainwashed.

If we could just get to Flint.

>> Yeah.

Well, we can. He was going to meet his

girls.

That's it. Avery,

>> some beauty resort with a silly name in

the Virgin Islands.

Fabulous face.

>> Virgin Islands.

But that's where

>> the missile say.

Coincidence?

>> Avery, you get down to the missile site.

>> Yes, sir. And you, sir.

>> I'm going to fabulous face.

>> I haven't always been a deskbound

commando.

And Flint,

he's not the only master of disguise.

This be done.

Oh

la.

[singing]

Adios.

>> [music]

[music]

>> You're doing fine, deary.

>> [music]

>> I better take these upstairs.

>> Why? There's something wrong with these

girls.

>> Well, not much that I can see.

>> Yes.

Well, maybe the [music] machines are out

of whack.

Just these three? Uh-uh.

These girls have got resistance. We're

just not reaching them.

>> You know that Flint, he must make quite

an impression.

>> Well, I'll better take this upstairs.

They'll know what to do. Mind the store?

>> Okay.

>> [music]

>> What's the trouble? I can't explain it.

These girls have rejected all our

programming.

This Mr. Flint of theirs. Yes. Yes. He's

quite an influence.

As a matter of fact, he's on his way

here right now, and we must get them out

of sight.

Welcome to Fabulous Face, Mrs. Hiller.

>> Oh, I'll take the bags. Thank you.

Your room is ready. Will you follow me,

please?

I'm sure you'll enjoy your stay here at

Fabulous Face.

>> Come along now, dear. Just take your

time.

That's just fine.

Uh this way, dear.

Get a load of this one.

Oh,

>> what's that?

>> That's what I call ambition.

>> Good morning.

Mr. President.

>> Yes, madam.

Lloyd,

of course.

The golf course. The missing 3 minutes.

Lloyd, what's going on? Why am I here?

>> We'll take that.

>> Isn't that better? Just one more

session. We're through for the day.

>> Well, I hope at least this one will be

cool.

Oh, you'll just love it.

>> Mhm. That's a coral biology lab.

>> Oh, no. You're not

there. No. NO. [screaming] PLEASE. NO.

NO. YOU'RE NOT HERE.

>> I hated to do that. They're nice. What a

pity they're so hard to convince. It's

that Flint of theirs. He must be a

hypnotist or something.

>> Does it ever make you wonder when you

see how girls like that feel?

Forget it.

Good morning.

Heat.

Heat.

Heat.

Heat.

>> [music]

>> penthouse, please.

Hello, Mr. Flynn.

>> Miss Norton,

>> I imagine you find it all a bit gothic.

>> It's lovely.

What you must think of us to come in

this way unannounced.

>> But not unexpected, I gather.

>> No.

Is this real?

>> Cryobiology.

>> Yes.

>> Oh, yes. Yes, it's quite real. We call

it our save for later program.

>> No. [clears throat]

>> Yes. Here, people worth keeping can be

saved for a time more worth living in.

As a matter of fact, it's uh really

quite the ultimate luxury.

>> Just imagine.

Just imagine.

Here we can suspend time for as long as

we wish to return 50 or 100 years later.

Well,

to be frozen in nitrogen gas and then

thought out at some time later like a

supermarket pizza is not exactly the

classical idea of immortality, but

now those

occupied.

>> Oh, yes. Well,

>> but but come along, Mr. Flint. This uh

really isn't much of a welcome.

I'd uh like to give you a tour.

I'm uh sure our ladies would like to get

a good look at the famous Derek Flynn.

>> You're very flattering.

[music]

La.

[music]

[singing]

>> Good evening, Mr. Flint.

>> Good evening, Mr. Flint.

>> May I [music and singing]

Oh, sorry.

[music]

>> Thank you.

>> You're welcome.

>> Excuse me.

>> You're quite accustomed to being admired

by women, aren't you? All those uh

ridiculous soup

>> size. Yes, you're quite right. They are

ridiculous.

>> I must say it's refreshing to be with a

beautiful woman who was above that sort

of thing.

>> Why I never said I was above that sort

of thing. What I meant was

>> Yes.

>> You really are good at it. Mr. Flynn,

>> tell me something.

What is it about you that makes you

>> so irresistible to women?

>> It's very simple.

>> I don't compete with them.

[music]

>> [singing]

>> Now that ends the suspense.

>> You're quite right. I was curious.

Well, now you've had the tour and so

have I.

It's getting late. Mr. Flynn, shall I

have them take you to the airport now?

No, I want to see the girls.

>> The girls?

>> Where are they?

>> They left this morning.

>> Look, I just came from Moscow. I had a

talk with a little ballerina named

Natasha. There two cosmonauts up there,

and my girls are here. There's a

connection.

What is it?

>> Cosminauts?

>> Mhm.

>> Ballerinas?

I think we should take him to the

office.

>> Lead on, ladies.

>> Now, let's not have that media

discussion all over again. The

announcement has to be on television the

same time everywhere. Understood?

Do you mind?

>> Come along, Mr. Flynn.

Ladies,

this of course is Derek Flint. Miss

Elizabeth,

>> Miss Elizabeth,

>> Miss Simone,

>> Miss Simone,

>> and Miss Helena.

>> Miss Helena. Ah, but I know all of you

ladies. Fashions, cosmetics,

publications, communications.

You're all very famous ladies. What you

don't manage, you control. What you

don't control, you influence. What you

don't influence, you probably one day

will inherit. H

>> that's very well put, Mr. Flint. Uh Mr.

Flint, don't you agree, ladies?

>> Indeed.

>> All silo personnel, stand by, ready for

missile loading.

>> Excellent.

>> Excellent.

>> Well, I must say that this is quite a

sight for a mere man to be present here

among all of you. this uh summit

conference of brains and beauty all

sitting here watching a a rocket being

prepared. Now what could that mean?

>> Uh

those Russian ladies flying around.

>> You're in control of the space platform.

>> He's really very clever.

Mr. Flint, you're really quite

intelligent for a man.

Yes. Yes, but it's getting late and

there's still a great deal to be done.

Run along, Mr. Flint. All your questions

will be answered tomorrow. As soon as

project Damocles is complete, we shall

return.

>> Project Damocles.

>> Project Damocles.

>> The Project Damocles called for nuclear

energy to be used as a threat.

>> Correct.

>> What's a totally discredited idea,

ladies? No one in his right mind could

ever.

>> Miss Elizabeth, we can't let him leave

here now.

>> No, my dear. You're quite right.

>> Don't be so nervous, Mr. Flint. There's

nothing to worry about. By this time

tomorrow, women will be running the

world. And then you'll see how quickly

everything will settle down.

>> Women running the world.

>> [laughter]

>> Oh, you can't. Well, now you can't be

serious.

>> Why not, Mr.

>> Yes, why not? Oh, come now, Mr. Flint.

How many businesses are actually being

run by secretaries, mistresses, wives?

If the boss goes away for a few days,

does the work stop? No, of course not.

>> That's probably true, but I I can't

imagine it.

>> You can't imagine how we poor dear

ladies can cope with it all. You

>> face it, Mr. Flint. We women are

outliving you. The wealth of this

country, of the world, is concentrated

in our dish pan hands. In the

laboratories, our reflexes are quicker

than yours. Our manual dexterity 20%

higher, and our patience a dampside

longer.

>> All right, granted. Granted, all of

that. No. What's your hurry? Why don't

you just wait? It'll all fall right into

your laps. Uh,

you will still have laps when you're all

wearing the pants, I assume. But what

about the millions of the women

throughout the world who may not see

your little plant to millions of

>> Did you say millions?

>> Millions? Yes,

>> my dear. Show Mr. Flint how the hair

dryer works. Go ahead, Mr. Flint. I

think he'll be quite interested.

>> Haird dryer.

I suppose when the hair is wet, the

current is conducted in the programming

receive.

>> Brain and hair washing at the same time.

>> Exactly.

>> You really think you can get away with

this?

Get away with it. Oh, Mr. Flit, think a

minute. Think now then. Hair dryers like

these have been in use for some time.

Correct.

>> Yes. Correct.

>> Very well. For many years now, every

time a woman went into a beauty shop,

she came out a little bit more

dissatisfied with a man's world. We've

been busy, Mr. Flint. I think you'll

find the contented housewife is a thing

of the past.

>> Ladies,

>> forget it.

>> FORGET IT.

GENERAL CARTER, what is the meaning of

this? Why aren't you with and Sebastian

getting the fight ready? You know what

your orders were.

>> Shut up and sit down, your highness.

Playtime is over.

Sit, Major.

>> Well, Mr. Flint, I bet you've been

getting an earful of this nonsense, too.

Why?

>> Well, forget it. The situation is well

in hand. My hand.

Did Judy think we were going to go

through all that just for you old

broads?

>> What?

>> Come on now. Did you?

>> But Sebastian believed in us and so did

you and the girls on the platform?

>> Sebastian the actor.

>> The best. What's he playing?

>> The president?

>> The president?

>> Yes. He took you all in, didn't he? You

know something? He's really enjoying the

role. So much so, we're going to make

the whole thing permanent. All this

time, the years we spent in planning, he

couldn't have fooled us. He was so

sincere about our cause.

>> Oh, yes, he was sincere.

But that's before we saw the view from

the top.

An actor as president.

>> Oh, we were fools to trust any man.

>> I hate to break this up, but I've got to

be there when the balloon goes up.

>> Yes, of course.

>> Major, escort Mr. Flynn personally to

the cooler.

the cooler.

>> Yes.

Uh you'll see your friends there in a

minute.

>> Take the ladies

out OF

[music]

>> [screaming]

>> [ __ ]

[music]

HEAT.

HEAT. HEAT.

[music]

[music]

Shall we try diplomacy?

>> You've kept everyone waiting, Mr. Flint.

>> Take your hands OFF ME, YOU MONSTER. HOW

DARE YOU?

Since there aren't enough reasons to go

around, you two will just have to double

up. I have seen to it that you have a

lovely companion, Mr. Flint. You're so

kind.

>> [music]

[music]

[music]

>> Heat. Heat.

[music]

>> [music]

>> Woo!

Woo!

>> [music]

>> Hey, how much time do we have?

>> We have less than an hour,

>> sir. A call from you. There's an air

base close by. who believe me.

>> Well, I saw a lot of floating stuff up

there and your staff, I understand, is

quite athletic.

>> I don't know what you mean.

>> I do. Look, Miss Elizabeth, our wages

didn't work. I'll get the rest of the

girls and I'll meet you at the beach.

>> But what will you do when you get there?

Operation smooch. Operation smooch.

>> Operation

smooch. Smooch.

Casino.

Heat.

Heat.

Heat.

Heat.

Heat. Heat.

[music]

Going

I've been expecting you, sir.

Mr. President, Mr. Flint, if you'll

follow me, please. Come this way,

ladies.

Gentlemen,

>> gentlemen, we are rapidly approaching

what we hope will be the most momentous

launch of the century. I'm sure you'll

join with me in wishing both of our

astronauts that

>> What the hell is going on here?

>> I don't know.

>> GUARDS.

>> IT'S THE PRESIDENT.

>> NO, THAT'S THE PRESIDENT.

Now you all know me.

You've known me for years.

That man is an impostor.

He's right.

I was not elected to this office.

However, there are certain compelling

reasons why I feel I should continue in

it, and I'm sure that General Carter

agrees with me.

>> Oh, yes, sir.

>> You take charge here, sir. I'll see the

bird flies. Right.

>> Countdown will continue.

[sighs]

Pick up the count, soldier.

T 11 minutes.

Don't be disturbed, gentlemen.

>> I assure you that our relations with

your governments will continue as

before.

>> In fact, with possibly fewer

>> disagreements cut off received. Verify

that Mr. Tra openloop checks are

complete. An auxiliary checkout kit

readout is compatible.

>> Hello, doctor. How are they?

>> They're in excellent condition, General.

>> Excellent.

>> Good.

The

>> president asked me personally to offer

his best.

>> Thank you, sir. Good luck.

>> Thank you, sir.

>> Have a good trip.

>> 8 minutes mark.

>> Verify that mod 3 guidance data link

test is complete.

Verify flight dynamics officer auxiliary

sustainer cut off test is complete.

>> T 7 minutes

>> ladies

>> mark.

[music]

But I can't. I'm married.

>> WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? SATIE HAWKINS

DAY.

>> Cut it out.

Cut it out. That is a presidential

order. I order you to CUT YOU. I ORDER

YOU all to cut it out.

>> Stop the countdown.

>> You know what you just did? You cannot

manhandle me. That is a treasonable

offense. Get CER down here. Quick.

>> Don't touch me.

>> MR. PRESIDENT,

>> DON'T TOUCH ME.

Calling General Carter.

Calling General Carter.

Calling General Carter.

General Carter.

Calling General Carter.

>> Calling General Carter.

>> Nuclear alert.

>> This is General Carter.

>> As you know, this lever controls the

army of 10 megat tons. Enough power to

destroy the entire Caribbean area. with

a radiation fallout that could cover

half the world. I know you don't want me

to do that. So, think about it, but

don't take too long.

>> Sir, we got to get the people out of

here.

>> We delay.

>> Stall him.

>> Keep him talking. I'll go after.

>> Sir, you better stop him.

>> Lloyd, you've got to stop Carter.

[sighs]

This is Lloyd Craden. What is it you

want?

>> Start the countdown immediately.

>> Well, you're not going to pull that

lever. You'd go up with the rest of us.

>> That's right.

>> Carter, wait. We can make a deal. We've

got Trent.

>> Congratulations.

Now he's your problem.

>> Carter.

Carter, listen to me.

Come on, Cranon. You're stalling.

>> You've got to stop me.

>> General Carter, this is your acting

commander-in-chief. I order you to leave

that capsule at once.

Acting is right. Put you out of the cast

now, Hamlet. Your understudy has taken

over.

Stop stalling, Craden, and get going.

Don't waste any more time on that clown.

plan.

>> You realize who you're talking to? I am

the commander-in-chief of the army, the

navy, THE AIR FORCE. I CALL ON ALL LOYAL

AMERICANS TO PICK AT THE WHITE HOUSE.

WRITE TO YOUR CONGRESSMEN. DON'T LET

THEM FOR YOUR WATER. I AM DEPOSED.

OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE, LET US SIT UPON THE

GROUND AND TELL SAD STORIES OF THE DEATH

OF KINGS.

ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH, DEAR FRIENDS.

ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH.

CARTER, the countdown will begin.

>> Good.

Just remember, I don't want to see any

deliberate malfunctions appear on these

instruments,

so be reasonable.

Start the countdown.

Uh, give me mission control. I'm going

to need that suit.

Control. Give me Crown.

>> Mr. Cranon. Serenity room, sir.

>> Mr. Flint.

>> Flint?

>> Yeah.

>> Oh, look. Give me three minutes.

Anywhere you can. Give me three minutes.

>> Right.

He's in the ready room. Get him 3

minutes anywhere you can.

>> Yes, sir. You You've got a malfunction

in the tank pressure stabilization.

Move.

>> Reporting malfunction in tank

pressurization stabilizer. We're

checking it out.

>> Good luck, sir. Thank you, gentlemen.

Protecting

up tank pressurization malfunction.

>> You're stalling. There's nothing wrong.

I'll give you 10 more seconds.

There's no other choice.

>> Yes, sir.

>> Presume the counter.

>> Yes, sir.

>> T minus 10 seconds. 9

8

and all systems are gone. Reignition.

>> It's Mr. Flint.

That's red.

>> One ignition

line.

What about the interceptor missiles? If

we detonate in the atmosphere we've had

at the whole hemisphere,

>> we can't let them harm that space

platform.

The timing will be critical. We'll have

to wait till the last second.

>> All right. Have the missiles ready.

>> Yes, sir.

>> What about Flint?

We're committed.

>> Send him up.

>> Yes, sir.

>> Fire one.

Confirming visual observation of

liftoff.

Report time of launch vehicle liftoff.

Second stage separated and clear.

Capsule entering orbital path.

Stop. [music]

Hey

[music]

unable to regain monitor contact. We

can't communicate with the capsule. We

can't reach him. Sir.

>> Sir, there's something wrong with the

capsule. The guidance control system is

malfunctioned and the capsule is off

course. It's heading into deep space.

All those interceptors.

>> It's too late, sir. [music]

Heat. Heat. [bell]

Don't

[music]

heat

>> [music]

[music]

>> Heat.

Heat.

Thank you.

Two seconds.

He'll not be forgotten, Lloyd.

It'll be a national, no, an

international day of mourning for him.

I'll issue a proclamation.

>> Where's your control?

touch and go, but I hope you learned

your lesson. The world is better off in

our hands.

>> You're absolutely right, sir.

>> Mhm.

Flick. Flint, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? SAY

SOMETHING.

Are you