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Oh, my God.

What's the matter, Lexi?

Oh, my God, Dad.

I'm going to die.

What? The coronavirus only affects virgins, and I'm a virgin, Dad.

Who told you that?

Everybody. Like, everybody at school, all my teachers.

Even your teachers told you that? Yeah.

That's not funny, Dad.

You know they're just joking with you. They're not.

The coronavirus affects everybody, not just virgins.

No, Dad. It's only virgins.

And your friends at school told you this?

Yes. I cannot believe it. Can you just, like, help, Dad? Can you just, like,

make me not a virgin anymore?

That's not something that your dad can help you with. But you can.

I think you can.

Lexi, no.

Dad. Oh, no, no. Oh, that's what you mean.

No, Dad can't.

No. Dad.

Okay, um... Dad.

Okay, um... Can you just help me, please? There's not something I can help

with. I think you can.

Wait, no, put your... No, don't take your clothes off. Yes, Dad.

No, um, where'd you get those things?

The insides.

Wait, why won't your... Why won't the kids at school have sex with you?

Nobody likes me, Dad. They don't want to... They don't want to take my

virginity. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Cover those up.

Dad.

Okay, and your mother will be getting home from work in about 30 minutes.

Then we have plenty of time.

Okay.

Will you take my virginity, Dad?

You're really taking all your clothes off?

Yes.

If you won't take my virginity, can I at least just blow you?

Maybe we can talk about something else later.

You just took all your freaking clothes off on the couch.

What if your mom comes home?

I'm not worried about it, Dad.

No, it's not her.

And you're freaking naked.

Can I please just blow you, Dad?

You'll still be a virgin, though.

That's okay.

My mouth won't be a virgin.

Hey, well, maybe that'll count.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Where did these grow?

I must have got them from Mom.

Oh, my God.

Wait, what did you want to do again?

Blow you.

Okay.

Okay, you're just gonna keep this between us, right?

Yeah, Dad, of course. Okay.

You're doing this for your health.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Thanks, Dad.

Where'd you learn to do it like that?

Aren't you born like that?

I guess.

Jesus,

you don't need to teach your mom how to do that.

Are you sure you can't take my virginity, Dad?

Um, you might be able to talk me into it.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah, Mom's not coming through that door, is she?

No.

Do I have to keep a lookout?

You know, just let me sit on it.

She's not coming through the door, is she?

No.

Okay.

It's for your health, right?

Of course.

You're the only reason.

I can't believe we're doing this.

I don't want you to get any sick now. No.

I won't get sick now.

You're so much tighter than your mom.

feel to not be a virgin anymore.

So good.

At least I know I'm not going to die.

You're still in that birth control your mother put you on, right? Yes.

Okay, just in case something happens.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Uh

-oh.

Oh, no. What?

Uh, never mind.

Okay. Well, the good thing is you won't get sick now.

Oh.

Thank you, Dad.

You're welcome. And really, if your mom asks... Nothing happened.

Right, nothing happened. Nothing happened at all. But you definitely will

getting sick.

I really appreciate it.

You're welcome.

And thank you for trusting Daddy to do this. Yeah.

Okay.

Get dressed before your mother gets home.

Go do your homework.

Of course.

I'm going in it. I'm right now.

Okay.

And stop listening to rumors at school, okay?

No, Dad. I know.

Okay.

Okay, I'm going to go check and see if your mother's coming home.

Okay.

Bye, Dad.

Bye. Oh, my God, Dad. It's so hot.

I know.

Can I come in here?

Why do you want to be in my room?

You're the... Your room is the only one that's not hot. It's so hot in here.

Yeah, Dad and... Gosh, it's so hot. Dad gets the A .C.

Yeah, and it's so hot everywhere else.

Like, it is so hot, Dad.

You're being so dramatic. No, it's hot.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You know your mom's home?

Dad, it's just really hot in here.

Yeah, but you could do that in your room and be naked.

But it's cool in here, Dad.

What am I going to tell your mother if she walks in and you're naked on the

Nothing.

Our daughter was hot, so she took all her clothes off? Yes.

God, it's so hot, Dad.

Can you pull those back up for me, please? No, Dad. It's just really hot in

here. Okay.

Now, that's going a little too far. You can have those out.

Dad.

It's okay.

No, it's not. Your mom's, like, doing her laundry or something. We have time

before she comes back.

Oh, yeah.

Then she cuts my wiener off when she finds out.

I guess we'll both be dead.

That's not fun.

Or maybe she could just join us.

I don't think your mother's into that. She's kind of uptight.

Keep your eye on the door. I don't want her coming in.

I'm letting you do this because she never does this.

Yeah.

Is it okay?

It's really good.

Might as well just take your whole top off.

We're going to get caught. Might as well just get caught, right?

Yeah.

Your mom barely just puts the tip in.

Yeah.

Not cool.

You don't like that?

Not just the tip, you gotta do it all the way.

You're

like

the cool dad.

As long as it's our little secret. Of course.

Do you want to fuck me, Dad?

Does the door close at least?

Wait,

when did that happen?

Thank you.

since you were born.

word of this to your mother, have you? No.

Have you?

No.

I would never.

You want me to come on your

pussy again?

Yeah.

Come for me, Daddy.

It's even hotter.

I was just about to ask you. Yeah.

It's so hot now.

Might as well just hang out then. You're already naked.

Yeah.

Mom finds out all right.

Yeah.

What are you doing?

Nothing, Mom.

What do you mean, nothing? It looks like you're on my couch masturbating.

No, Mom.

Sweetie, what's been getting into you lately?

Nothing, I promise.

Were you calling out Daddy?

Um, no.

I thought I heard you say Daddy.

I think... something is up with you and your father. No, nothing at all, Mom.

Both of you have been acting so oddly.

No, I don't think so, Mom. No. Well, I'm going to look for your father and sit

down both of you. Do you understand?

Yes, Mom.

I'll talk to you about this later.

See you, Mom.

I wish

my daddy was here.

Lexi, what are you doing?

It's okay, dad.

No, no, no. It's not. You're touching yourself and your mother just...

Caught you?

She already knows.

No, no, no. Dad, she knows. No, she doesn't. She would have said something

me. I promise, she knows something's going on.

She can think it, as long as she doesn't actually know it.

Put those away.

Dad, it's okay.

Oh, my God.

No,

it's not okay.

It is, Dad. No.

Put your boobs away. Dad.

Put them away.

It's okay.

No, it's...

Can you just come here, Dad?

Yeah, I am here, but we're both going to get in trouble. Your mom, I'm telling

you, she's on the freaking warpath.

She's not, Dad. It's okay.

Shit,

we're both going to be dead.

That's okay, Dad.

It'll be worth it, right?

Yeah, worth getting killed over? Yeah.

Do you like that, Dad?

Told you, your mother doesn't do that.

Why don't you take your clothes off?

If we're going to do it, we're going all in, right?

Yeah.

Do you like seeing my tits?

I love seeing your tits. Your mom had to go and buy hers and all of a sudden

yours just grew.

Yeah.

You sure you're okay with this, Dad?

I'm gonna get busted. We might as well get busted now, right?

Yeah, I didn't really leave my shoes on or off.

I'll do mine.

It's kind of hot.

Let me see you lay back and what you were doing when I walked in.

And what were you doing when your mother caught you?

The same thing.

What were you saying?

Daddy,

I want you to fuck me.

Right here on the family couch.

Yeah.

Can't wait till you fuck me, Daddy.

It's coming. Don't worry. I just want to watch you for a second.

Yeah?

Does it turn you on? Oh, yeah.

Does it look like it does?

Oh, yeah.

Coming out to the edge.

Yeah. I love watching your dick go in and

out.

Want to play something different this time?

Yeah.

What do you want to do? Instead of me coming inside you, how about this? Your

mother never does this.

How about you let me come in your mouth?

Yeah.

I would love it.

She promised to do it on our wedding night, but never did. It's too late.

Yeah. I can change that.

I'm fucking on the couch. Yeah?

Trying something new, right?

My mother doesn't even let me touch hers anymore. No?

Here's my new favorite.

Yeah?

I'm glad you like them.

Oh, you feel so good.

Yeah? Is that what you wanted? Mm -hmm.

Your mother never let me do that.

No? No, I'm a bitch.

You made a mess.

Mm -hmm.

I think we better go get you cleaned up before.

Yeah?

Don't move.

Just wait right here. I don't want your mother seeing you walking around with

all that, okay?

Okay, Dad.

Don't move. I'll be right back.

Hey, Mom, so you know, like, the thing that we did earlier?

Did you enjoy yourself?

Oh, I loved it.

But, like, I talked to all my friends and they said that, like, lesbian

virginity doesn't count.

Like, they said that it had to be, like, losing my virginity, like, with a man.

What did I tell you earlier when we did this?

I know, not to believe everything that you hear.

Yes, and what you believe, don't believe everything that you read on the

internet. I know, but mom, that means that I still, like...

Can get the coronavirus, like... So did you talk to one of your guy friends?

No, none of them want to have sex with me, Mom.

Like, I guess... I thought that our little thing yesterday would have built

more confidence in you, and you would have expressed some of your sexual

towards a young man in school.

Yeah, I know.

I just, like... So what are you saying?

Are you trying to ask me what you were asking me earlier but with

your dad?

Yeah.

Like, if there was, like, a way that we could just, like, convince him to, like,

help me lose my virginity.

Like, okay.

Convince your father.

He likes to play games. Yeah, so let's trick him into doing it.

To play a game into having sex with you.

It's a possibility.

We can have him compare our vaginas.

I was thinking that maybe you could have just walked in on us having sex and

then joined in.

Yeah. But...

We can play a game. Yeah, let's play a game. We know he likes a game.

It's like... Alright.

Do you want me to go get him or just call him in?

Um, just call him.

Alright, Luke!

Luke! Hey, what's going on?

Why are you... Why are you dressed like that? Why are you dressed like that?

Why are you both dressed like that?

What do you mean?

We're just doing some girl talk in the room.

This is your daughter, not your sister. What are you doing?

What?

It's not like we're having sex.

No.

Yeah, because your clothes are still on. But still, okay, what did you need? I

got stuff to do.

What do you have to do? You're in your PJs.

I can watch some Netflix.

Okay. Well, we wanted to play a game with you.

Your daughter has an issue.

I do?

Yeah. Do you want to tell them, or should I tell them?

Um, I need to lose my virginity, Dad.

Why?

Because I don't want to get the coronavirus.

No, I don't want you to lose your virginity to get married.

Um, but I don't want to die. Are you going to let your daughter die?

Yeah. What do you mean you're going to die if you have coronavirus?

Wait, if you're a virgin, you're going to get coronavirus?

Yes.

Okay. This is what they're teaching.

Our children in school. And she believes this? Yeah.

Okay. So what do you need me for?

Take her virginity.

Wait, you're encouraging this? You're her mother.

She doesn't want to. I tried to convince her earlier today about how she's not

going to get the coronavirus and convince her that she's not a virgin

And personally, I don't see how she could even be a virgin.

At this day and age.

She just doesn't have the self -confidence. She wants you to be her

Yeah, Dad.

Okay, well, if you want me to do that, I want to see you both kiss each other or

something.

Well, we thought we would play a game. What's the game?

To see who was the tightest.

Yeah.

That's a lose -lose situation for me.

A lose -lose situation. If I say one's tired of the other, I'm going to lose.

How is that possible?

I don't know.

Okay.

Kissing? Yeah.

I'm touching.

I want you to get naked, too, or something.

You just came waltzing in here.

You want me to fuck my daughter. What do you want me to do?

Complaining about what we were wearing earlier. Now you don't want to. wear

anything at all? No.

Well, you didn't tell me there was a game involved.

Oh.

See, I told you your father liked games.

Alright. We're just going to stand back and watch you two get undressed.

Let's take this off.

I don't even know why we wear this kind of stuff.

Are you paying attention?

Uh -huh.

This is totally legit.

The camera's not going to be punked or anything.

No, of course not.

I mean, come on.

Touch it. You're okay with this?

Are you okay with it, sweetie?

I'm okay with it.

Really odd.

Lexi wants her dad, her daddy, to take her virginity.

She's already asked you how many times already?

I don't know, like three times right now? Okay. Yeah. All right. Well, Lexi,

take these cute little pennies. Look at that little butt.

Did you say no to that butt?

It's not easy being my daughter.

So we're going to see who's tighter?

Yep.

So who's first?

There's the problem.

Isn't that kind of the same question, issue that you're having? Who's going to

be tighter?

If you go to our daughter first, I might be upset.

I think I should go to you for a reference point.

Okay. I'm going to let you check on Lexi.

How's that sound?

Sounds good.

It's still pretty tight.

Yeah. Oh my god, I love it.

You're just going to be your father.

Yeah.

Clean my caca before I put in my daughter.

It's gonna be the first time ever, Dad.

Gentle. Okay, I'll be gentle.

I

can

already tell she's pretty tight.

Yeah.

Choose your words wisely, Dad.

Fucking my dad.

and then we'll see who gets to come.

She's feeling left out now.

Maybe the two of you have been doing this before?

No!

Why would you think that? No.

I don't know. Your masturbation on the couch?

Mom.

Stop reading it, though.

Yeah.

Well,

I'm happy you're not a virgin anymore, sweetie.

No, I won't die.

No, you won't die. At least not right away.