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I think this is it.

This is where we need to go.

Well, I certainly fucking hope so. I'm tired of this game, Michael. We never

should have done this study.

Something to eat, Mrs. Possum?

No.

Not just yet.

Can't you see I'm busy?

That's it.

Take the bait, you fucking robot.

Come on, come to daddy.

Go for the door.

Come on!

for the door.

Come on.

You know you want to.

Just do it!

What's wrong?

What?

Nothing. I mean, I don't know.

We've been down here, what, two, three days now?

What if this is the only way out and it just doesn't open?

What are you talking about?

With everything going on right now, I just don't know if I can handle the

disappointment. Shut up. Get out of my way.

There has to be another door out of here, Michael.

Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuckity fuck!

Nicole, I promise you, I'm going to lose it if we don't get out of here soon.

This is a mistake. We should have never got involved in this whole fucking

thing!

Let me get this straight.

You want to take us to this abandoned, boarded -up warehouse, lock us in with

food and water, and the first couple to escape gets how much?

Three million.

Three million dollars per person.

So that's six million per couple.

So the other couples, they get like a booby prize or something, right?

No.

Maxie will take care of the losers in his own way.

But who's Maxie?

Dude, what the fuck was that?

Oh, that.

That's just my little Maxie.

And after the first couple makes it out, I'm going to send Maxie down to add a

little extra incentive to those remaining folks left behind.

I don't know about you, but being eaten alive is probably not the

most pleasant way to die.

But then again, what is?

So, are you all in or out?

I'm sorry, Nicole.

I am so sorry for ever getting you mixed up in any of this mess.

It was just the damn money.

Six million dollars.

Sweetie. I just figured that kind of money I could make you happy.

Sweetie, you know money means nothing to me. You make me happy.

You. Look at me.

You. Okay?

Good idea.

Would it make you happy if I sucked your cock?

Would you?

You know I would.

Oh.

um

Yeah.

Yeah.

Here.

um so

Thank you.

Thank you.

Okay.

Give me the key, you fucking high -altitude bitch!

What the hell was that?

Looks like a key.

Well, no shit it's a key. Where the fuck did it come from?

Who cares? Maybe it opened the door.

Bingo.

Come on.

Another staircase.

Check this out.

Fucking door.

Damn it. We have been to every door and every staircase in this place, and none

of them goes anywhere. What the fuck is going on?

What was that?

Was what?

I've been scared.

Of what?

Okay, she said she wasn't going to release the monster until a couple got

here. And I know for a fucking fact that that hasn't fucking happened yet.

Well, how do you know that for sure?

How do I know that for fucking sure? Because there is no way out of this

place. That's how I fucking know this.

Glenn, you're scaring me. Calm down.

That. Did you hear that?

I'm scared. Come on, let's get out of here.

Just forget about it, okay?

There is nowhere to go to get the fuck out of here, you fucking idiot, okay?

Ew. Fuck you.

All right, look, I'm sorry. You're not a fucking idiot. I'm sorry.

Shh, you don't need to.

See? See? I told you it was nothing.

Silly, silly rabbit.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Thank you.

oh oh

Thank you.

Yep. Yep.

All right.

That's enough.

They've earned their keep.

Give me a second.

Yeah, I am a fucker, but look what I found. What is it?

It's a key, stupid.

Don't call me stupid.

What's it to?

Well, it's not to a car. It must be... Bingo.

Look, there's a doorway.

Would you like to play a little strip billiards first?

No, Fiona.

I kind of want to get my six million dollars and avoid being eaten by that

monster. It's kind of my first priority right now.

How are you, Pooper?

Darn it.

Boiled again.

Is everything a fucking joke to you? Ha ha, funny.

Come on.

Do you really think that weirdo is going to send some horrible creature down

here to eat us if we don't win this stupid game?

Weirdo? I'll show you, weirdo!

Well, if I am gonna be eaten by some creature, at least I can get my fuck on

first.

Huh.

Hmm.

The fuck is that?

Only my heart can tell me who.

Paul! Paul!

How's that for weird, you fucking bitch?

This must be it. This must be the end.

About fucking time. Six million dollars, here we come.

How did I know that was going to happen?

Look.

Maybe it's just that.

Wait, wait, wait. You hear that?

Hear what?

Hi. Hey, fuck off. We were here first.

Hey, Michael, don't be rude.

He didn't mean that.

Hi, Gary.

Look,

there's another keyhole.

Glenn, see if that fits.

Wait, you guys have a key, too? Yeah, it just fell out of the sky when we were

fucking. Get out of the way. Let me try. Did you say you were

just fucking and it fell from the ceiling?

Yeah. Yeah, so?

Yep.

Well, that's how we got our key. See, Michael came.

And a key just fell and hit him right in the head.

Yeah, so?

So, what I'm thinking is, if we want to use your elevator, then maybe we just

need to all fuck and he'll just give us the key.

Yeah, whatever.

Sounds good to me.

Whoa, hey, hey. Watch where you're pointing that thing, right? My bad.

Sorry about that. You want to do some fucking right here? Yeah.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

We were here first. What the fuck?

Man, we're going to fuck there. A little rock, paper, scissors maybe to decide?

I don't know how to play.

Sorry. Fuck rock, paper, scissors.

There's only one way to settle this, and that's backgammon.

Where you going?

You leaving?

Alright. Alright.

Alright.

On the blowjob?

It's on. It's on.

Allah...

Anybody sick eat?

Um, that'd be a nope.

Well, as long as she sees the sperm, I'm not going to get back.

Hey, it's about friggin' time.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Where do you think you're going?

We were here first.

Hey, man, we all worked at this, okay? Six million split four ways is still a

million and a half apiece.

Oh, we ain't splitting that.

No offense, but we were here first. Hey,

that's over my dead body, okay? That can be arranged.

What other choice do I have?

Not that one.

Congratulations!

You won the game!

I won?

You won.

Won what? Michael's dead.

You son of a bitch.

No, he's not. He's fine, trust me. I had Maxie set him aside for

dessert. Everyone else is the main course, but he's the cherry pie.

Well, Michael's alive then. Well, take me to him.

Wouldn't you rather take the good and take the bad? And take them both? And

there you have six million clams instead?

So, you're telling me that I can trade in Michael

this?

Fuck me.

Yeah. But you better hurry.

Max is probably pretty stuffed right now. But in about 20 minutes, she'll be

starving again.

Tick -tock, tick -tock.

And one for you, my dear.

Bye.

That's what you're going to get me.

You like that? You like that?

Good girl.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Yeah, he's dead.

Thank you.

Absolutely.

My husband.

Fine.

Whatever Lola wants.

Wouldn't you rather have the money?

Love comes and goes.

But cash is forever, baby.

Six million bucks.

You could buy Lee Majors with that. Or just build him.

What is this about anyway? Is this your sick, perverted idea of fun?

No.

Me?

Me?

I'm just crazy.

And rich.

And I love to fuck with people.

And hell, beats working for me, baby.

So we win or what?

We won. We won. We won. Great.

Where's the money?

Let's give it to him.

You did what?

You some kind of fucking idiot. That's six million dollars.

Hey, that's our money. We want it back.

Yeah.

You want your money back?

Okay. On one condition.

Name it.

Peter to Maxie. He would never.

Lovely weather we're having, aren't we?

Indeed.

But who's Maxie?

What the fuck?

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