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Hey, I just had so much fun at the club.

You need to be quiet. You're going to wake Mama.

It's fine.

What have you been up to?

Watching TV.

Oh yeah?

That's lame.

You're so lame.

Why don't you ever do anything fun?

I'm not laying.

Yeah, you are.

So... Oh, my God. I'm so drunk.

So, at the club, there was this guy who I made out with, and it was awesome.

Like, he took me to the bathroom and, like, pinned me against the wall and was

making out with me. I don't want to hear about this stuff. Why are you telling

me about this? Why? It's not weird or anything. It is weird. What? Haven't you

ever had a girlfriend or something?

It's fun. So he pinned me up against the wall and was making out with me.

And then he had to go all of a sudden because I guess he had a girlfriend and

didn't even know.

So that was my night.

And then, yeah, it was an interesting club night. It was so fun.

You definitely need a girlfriend.

Like, I feel like you've never even touched a girl before.

I have touched a girl before.

Have you?

Yeah. When?

None of your business.

I feel like, is it because you have a small dick?

No, I don't. I feel like you have a small dick.

My dick's fine.

Let me see.

What are you talking about? Stop it.

Let me see. Like, prove it.

Prove it?

You need to go to bed.

Like, it's not weird at all. Like, I just want to know.

I'm not going to bring my dick to my sister.

You have a small dick, that's why.

I don't have a small dick.

Yeah, you do.

Show me.

Stop.

Show me.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Damn.

As small as I thought it would be.

It's actually big.

Wait.

You need to go to bed, okay? No, it's fine.

Just don't say anything.

It's fine.

You're crazy.

No, I'm not crazy.

What if mom comes in here?

Then so what?

She's not going to say anything. She's not going to wake up like it's the

of the night.

It's like 4 a .m.

I just want to give you some experience since you're really lame and no girl

knows you or talks to you.

You just have to be experienced.

Your dick's actually big.

You got this.

like that.

I feel good.

Better than I thought it would be.

Thanks.

You're not going to tell anybody about this, right?

Nobody, crazy.

Okay. It's our little secret.

Yeah.

Well,

I'm going to go to bed.

I love you.

I love you, too. Good night. Good night.