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Young & Thirty, and Getting Married!
Young & Hungry (720p) S01E10 [KoTuWa]
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Oh my god,
what smells so good?
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( gasps ) oh.
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You made me muffins.
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Uh, no, those are
for josh's birthday,
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So feel free to look at
as many as you want.
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- Can I look at it
on the way to my mouth?
- Nuh-uh-uh!
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- Yours is here.
- Aww.
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The little, runty sad one
from the leftover batter.
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Aww. I'm gonna put it
out of its misery.
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God, I can't wait to see
the look on josh's face
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When I hand him
my birthday present.
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Okay, I'm gonna say this
one more time:
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Your gift is
super girlfriendy.
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( scoffs )
oh please.
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His favorite childhood
blanket was partially
destroyed in a fire.
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All I did was hunt down
the exact color of yarn
on the internet,
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And take crochet classes
and spend three weeks
recreating it.
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I mean, that is the same thing
that I would do for anybody.
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Hey, sorry I'm late.
We ran out of hot water
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And I had to shower
one body part at a time...
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But I did make
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Birthday banana
chocolate chip muffins.
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Well, feed me one,
I can't take a break
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Until I tied at least
100 more ribbons.
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Hey, terence, I got
your tablecloth samples.
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Just so you know,
they look great...
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In my trash can!
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Uh, what's going on?
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Is this all for josh's
birthday party?
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No, caroline's dream
wedding venue became available,
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So they moved the wedding
up to Saturday.
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What? No no no no no,
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Josh is supposed
to be getting married
six months from now,
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Not now,
not now, not now!
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I mean yeah,
josh is getting married!
( chuckles )
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Uh, so how's josh doing
with all this?
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Hey. Hey, guys.
Hey, great people.
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Isn't today great?
Today's a great day.
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Today's just full of greatness
on this great day.
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I think
he'd say "great."
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Well, yeah, 'cause it's
your 30th birthday.
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You remembered my birthday
and my favorite muffins?
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Aww. I wonder
if I'd still love them
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If they were
the only kind I could eat
for the rest of my life.
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Josh, eyes on me.
We've got a million
things to do.
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We've gotta hire
a 12-piece orchestra
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And a photographer,
and god help us with
the salmon situation.
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We have
a salmon situation?
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You don't want to eat
farm-raised salmon
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On the most important
night of your life.
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- Ooh.
- People, this wedding
is in five days.
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( emphatically )
it is happening!
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I'll never let go, josh!
Never!
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( theme music playing )
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( "wedding March" playing )
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This birthday dinner
is so delicious!
( laughs )
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Makes me almost forget
it's 10:00
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And I'm still at work.
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Oh, well, it's time
for the best part:
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Presents!
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No no, we have
to wait for
caroline.
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Her favorite
part about
birthdays
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Her present is
than everybody
else's.
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Oh, I'm so excited for her
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To be my new boss.
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Well,
while we wait,
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There is a
julia roberts
marathon on,
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And if we turn
it on right now
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We can catch
my favorite part
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Of "pretty woman."
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I don't have time
to waste.
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I have to meet with
the flautist,
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The florist and find
a flower girl.
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Frankly,
I'm fried.
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I don't wanna
watch "pretty
woman."
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It's so corny.
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The most
romantic movie
of all time?
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Especially when
richard gere
climbs up
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Julia roberts'
fire escape
with roses.
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See?
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No guy
would ever
do that.
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Why not just go
through the
front door?
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Because he wants
to make a grand
gesture
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To show how
much he cares
about her.
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( laughs )
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( sighs )
you're such a girl.
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( door opens )
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Oh! What a day I've had.
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The bridal shop had
a summer sale.
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I mean, if you can't afford
to pay full price,
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You don't deserve
anything nice.
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- What are you guys doing?
- Celebrating my birthday.
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Of course!
( chuckles )
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Which is why
I rushed over here
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For my juju's big day.
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So should I save
the best present for last
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- Uh, juju--
- you know what? Screw it.
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- It's my birthday.
I wanna open yours now.
- Josh, I, uh-- I--
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( laughs )
oh, I get what
you're doing.
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I get it.
She's pretending like
she didn't get me a present.
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But-- but she did,
'cause she wouldn't
forget my birthday.
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Seriously, josh, I--
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Uh, caroline, caroline.
( chuckles )
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How long are you gonna
torture the man?
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- She had me wrap
her gift to you...
- ( josh chuckles )
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...So I'll just--
it's on the counter.
( chuckles )
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That's right, juju.
And don't you dare ask
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For a hint
before you open it.
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Here you go, juju,
with all my love.
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( laughs )
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- Oh, my god.
- ( disdainfully )
oh, my god.
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You knit me
a replica of the blanket
my nana gave me?
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The one that
I lost in the fire?
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Did I?
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Did I!
( laughs )
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With my own two hands.
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( chuckles )
yeah, she saw a picture
of you with it
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When you were a kid,
and so she took crochet classes
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So she could learn
how to make it.
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W-wow.
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Caroline,
this is amazing.
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I know.
( laughs )
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Well, it should be.
It took her three weeks
to make it.
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( forced chuckle )
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- This is it.
- I-- I think so.
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We-- we didn't wrap
anything else, did we?
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This is what I needed.
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Look, I'm not gonna lie.
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I've been really stressed
this week with the wedding,
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But... The woman
who would give me this,
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That's the woman
that knows my heart...
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And the woman I wanna spend
the rest of my life with.
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- Excuse me.
- Oh, hi, caroline.
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I just wanted
to thank you
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For your magnanimous gesture
with josh's present.
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Oh! ( snickers )
you are very welcome.
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"magnanimous" is
a good thing, right?
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Absolutely.
Now how much do I owe you?
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Oh! No, caroline,
you don't have to pay me.
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Oh, but you saved me.
I mean, I would've hated
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To upset josh
with the wedding
being so close.
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Oh, don't worry about it.
I mean, the look on his face
was payment enough.
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Yeah. Yeah, listen.
I'd love it...
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( chuckles )
if this could be
our little secret.
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( chuckles )
if what could be
our little secret?
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- The gift that I just--
- yeah yeah, I'm kidding.
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Thank you, gabi.
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You know my name.
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Oh, good.
I almost went
with "libby."
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That blanket was from you?
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Yeah, isn't that funny?
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And the look on his face--
did you see how happy he was?
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And now he knows for sure
that caroline is the one.
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Yay me!
( laughs )
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( voice breaks )
is there ice cream?
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When can we expect
the bride?
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Uh, she is running late,
but she is on her way.
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Oh, my god.
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Look at this place!
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Oh, wow.
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It is all happening.
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Yup, josh is
getting married,
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And what a lovely venue.
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You know, it's very classy.
It's-- is there an open bar?
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This is just a rehearsal.
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Sorry to rush you,
but I have to be
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At a circumcision,
so chop chop.
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Josh:
I thought rabbis did that.
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It's an interfaith ceremony
I'm co-officiating,
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And I really want to be
there for the tip-off.
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Is there anyone who can
step in for the bride?
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I can, I can, I can!
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Perfect!
How about her?
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Me?
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Oh... No.
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No no no no no no.
( chuckles )
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No, I'm sure caroline
will be here very soon,
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So thank you very much,
but absolutely not.
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"we are gathered here today,"
blah blah blah.
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Someone reads a poem.
We've got some bible stuff--
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God said this,
god said that.
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We do your vows--
I love you, you love me--
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People cry
and the rings
go on the fingers.
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Yes, and "I now
pronounce you man and wife,"
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And they kiss
and everything's great,
so I'm gonna go, okay?
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Wait wait, gabi, do you mind
if I practice my vows
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Since caroline's not here?
Is that all right?
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Could you
make it quick, son?
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That penis isn't
gonna cut itself.
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I just wanna
make sure it's perfect.
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"caroline...
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From the moment I saw you,
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I was absolutely taken.
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You're the most beautiful
woman I've ever seen,
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And not just on the outside.
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Your inner beauty is
what truly shines.
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And you gave me
the most thoughtful gift
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Anyone has ever given me.
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Yes yes, her love.
We get it.
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No no, I'm talking
about the blanket.
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That blanket embodies
your love, caroline--
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Gentle, kind
and absolutely unique
to the two of us.
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I love it and I love you
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For knowing
how much it meant to me."
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Uh, yes, and then--
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00:10:05,339 --> 00:10:08,974
And then caroline would
probably say something like...
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The blanket is
really no big deal.
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And how when
she gave it to you,
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She had no idea
that it would make
this much of an impact
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And p.S., you probably
have to hand-wash it,
and that's a hassle.
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I hope she'd say something
just a little more romantic.
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Hey, you know what?
I'd just be glad to know
she'd do laundry.
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Of course she's gonna say
something romantic,
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Like... How, even in
this gorgeous setting,
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All she sees is you,
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And how you make her excited
to get up every morning,
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And when you're apart,
she's always thinking about you
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And how to make you happy.
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Oh, my damn.
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Juju! I'm here!
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Sorry I'm late!
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What?
You're hurting me.
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( whispering )
josh is excited
to marry the girl
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Who made him that blanket,
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Only caroline's not
the girl who made it.
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Gabi is.
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So?
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So we need to tell him
who that gift really is from.
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Are you crazy?
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You can't tell josh
that gift was from you.
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But if I don't,
then he'll be
marrying caroline
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Under false pretenses,
then that could lead
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To a very painful divorce
and then it would
all be my fault.
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Okay, you know
what I think?
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I think that josh
moving up his wedding
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Has made you just spin
a little bit out of control,
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Then standing at that altar
just put you right over the top,
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- And now...
- You're out of your mind!
239
00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:34,325
Josh needs to know
the truth.
240
00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:37,095
Trust me, as someone
who's been with a married man,
241
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:40,832
The truth and marriage
do not go together.
242
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:43,668
But truth is the foundation
of any good marriage.
243
00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:45,737
Gabi, you have told me
over and over again
244
00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:47,772
That all you care about
is josh being happy.
245
00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:49,841
Right?
Well, look at him.
246
00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:52,510
He's happy.
247
00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:54,679
- He loves her.
- And if you tell him,
248
00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:55,847
You're gonna
break his heart.
249
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,015
Is that what you want?
250
00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:59,851
- No.
- No.
251
00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:04,923
Who's psyched
for this wedding?
252
00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:12,397
Josh, I need you to go
with your first instinct--
253
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,599
- Silver plate or gold leaf?
- Gold leaf.
254
00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,768
Good choice,
because I ordered
them already.
255
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:19,471
Look, I'm madonna.
256
00:12:20,606 --> 00:12:21,873
That's funny.
257
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,042
Everything is funny,
elliot.
258
00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:25,810
God, what was I
so worried about before?
259
00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:27,545
Lifelong commitment,
260
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,514
Your March
towards middle age,
261
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,082
Having a stroke--
a bunch of stuff.
262
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,518
See, that would have
made me nervous,
263
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,986
But it all changed
264
00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,621
When caroline
gave me this.
265
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:40,058
Enough with
the blanket already!
266
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,926
If caroline didn't
give it to you,
267
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,429
You'd still love her
for other things.
268
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:45,797
I mean, look
at the rack on her.
269
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,800
Wait, the rack
is the boobs, right?
270
00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:52,170
Elliot...
271
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:54,606
This is why
I love you...
272
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:57,542
And why I'd be honored
if you'd be my best man.
273
00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:58,610
( slaps table )
274
00:12:58,612 --> 00:12:59,944
Oh my god.
275
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,013
I've dreamed of this moment
my whole life.
276
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:03,782
Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
277
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:05,049
I'd love to!
278
00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:06,518
Hey, you've been
my friend,
279
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:07,819
My support system
and my confidant.
280
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:10,655
There's no one I trust
more than you.
281
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:13,658
You're not just my best man.
You're my best friend.
282
00:13:15,427 --> 00:13:16,861
Son of a bitch!
283
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,598
Not what I was
expecting to hear.
284
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:24,068
You really love
that blanket that much?
285
00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:26,838
Yeah. Why?
286
00:13:27,773 --> 00:13:29,541
Oh god.
287
00:13:29,543 --> 00:13:31,976
I'm just gonna pull
it off like a band-aid.
288
00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:34,946
Gabi made you
that blanket.
289
00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:36,614
Caroline forgot
your birthday
290
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:39,684
And gabi let caroline
say the present was from her.
291
00:13:42,521 --> 00:13:43,555
What?
292
00:13:43,557 --> 00:13:44,989
The blanket's from gabi!
293
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:47,225
The blanket's
from gabi!
294
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:51,863
I don't believe this.
295
00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,998
I'm really sorry.
296
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,868
Do you want me to light
that blanket on fire, too?
297
00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:00,772
I think
I just need a minute.
298
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:13,818
Hey, I need to see you.
299
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:24,929
Juju, what's going on?
300
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:26,631
You know it's bad luck
for the groom
301
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,700
To have sex with the bride
the night before the wedding.
302
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,501
( giggles )
303
00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:36,975
Where did you learn
how to crochet?
304
00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:40,078
Are we role-playing?
305
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,113
Am I the seamstress?
306
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,683
Caroline, how did you
make my blanket?
307
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:52,156
I had a special blanket person
make it for you.
308
00:14:54,693 --> 00:14:56,794
I know it was gabi's gift.
309
00:14:58,130 --> 00:14:59,664
Oh.
310
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,333
Well, it's not
a big deal.
311
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:05,203
I mean, I was just so busy
with the wedding.
312
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:08,606
You're gonna have hundreds
of birthdays that we can
celebrate together.
313
00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:12,977
What's my favorite color?
314
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:14,312
What?
315
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,714
Do you know
what college I went to?
316
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,583
Or...
317
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:19,717
What my middle name is?
318
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,719
( scoffs )
don't be silly.
319
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:24,055
Of course I don't
know those things.
320
00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:28,593
Your favorite color is ecru,
which is the same as off-white
321
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,727
But it's more elegant.
322
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:31,029
You went to barnard
over bryn mawr
323
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,597
Because a girl named bryn
at riding camp
324
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,332
Said your horse
was fat,
325
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,634
And your middle name
is penelope.
326
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,872
That must be
what my therapist
meant today
327
00:15:40,874 --> 00:15:43,341
When he said
our relationship
was one-sided.
328
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,143
Wait, you saw
your therapist today?
329
00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:49,714
I-- I had a little freak-out
before the rehearsal.
330
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:51,349
I needed an emergency
phone session...
331
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,284
And a valium.
332
00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:56,854
So...
333
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,189
You've been having
doubts, too?
334
00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:01,259
Yes...
335
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:03,695
But not about
loving you.
336
00:16:03,697 --> 00:16:05,263
I mean, can't we
just get married
337
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:07,665
And figure this out later
like normal people?
338
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,668
I'm sorry, caroline,
I can't.
339
00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:17,241
I think we should
call the wedding off.
340
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,146
I think it would be
best for both of us.
341
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:26,651
Are you gonna
be all right?
342
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,821
I'll be fine.
343
00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:33,925
( crying )
I'll always have
tons of money.
344
00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:42,734
No, keep it.
345
00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:43,801
I bought it for you.
346
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,304
No.
347
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,808
You bought it for the girl
you're gonna marry.
348
00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:56,314
( thunder rumbling )
349
00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:02,487
What are you doing here?
It's 1:00 in the morning.
350
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:05,323
I forgot to put the wash
in the dryer.
351
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,325
I can't sleep
if I don't finish my job.
352
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:09,761
Since when?
353
00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:12,897
Since I was worried
about you.
354
00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:15,733
How'd it go
with caroline?
355
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:17,435
We broke it off.
356
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,303
I had a feeling.
357
00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:22,306
( sighs )
358
00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:23,775
You know what you
need right now?
359
00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:25,376
A hug?
360
00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:29,747
Yup, a hug
from jack daniels.
361
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:36,988
Oh, oh, you got
the expensive stuff.
362
00:17:36,990 --> 00:17:38,423
Let's switch.
363
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:43,361
( sighs )
364
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,229
I should have known.
365
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,898
I should have known.
Caroline's never done
366
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,833
Anything like that
for me before.
367
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,401
It had gabi
written all over it.
368
00:17:52,337 --> 00:17:53,938
She's amazing.
369
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,741
Yeah, she's something
special, that girl.
370
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,114
I'm about to do
something crazy.
371
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:04,816
I'm thinking about going
over to gabi's,
372
00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:06,150
And I don't know
what I'm gonna tell her,
373
00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:10,721
And I-- is this stupid?
Yolanda, you'd tell me
if this is stupid, right?
374
00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:21,799
Go big or go home.
375
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,744
Hm, still raining out.
376
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,214
That is really gonna
put a damper
377
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,949
On the reception
tomorrow.
378
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:39,484
Bummer.
379
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:41,018
Gabi...
380
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:42,453
It's time to let it go.
381
00:18:43,755 --> 00:18:46,090
Josh is marrying
somebody else tomorrow, okay?
382
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:49,193
You're frosting the cake
for his wedding.
383
00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:51,462
I know, I know,
and I've accepted that.
384
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,432
I just-- I can't
help but wonder if--
385
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:57,468
No. No more wondering.
386
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,470
I believe in fate.
387
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:03,441
What's meant to be will be
and true love always wins.
388
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:07,512
Gabi, real life is
not like "pretty woman."
389
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:09,547
You're not a hooker.
390
00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:12,884
The man you love isn't
gonna come climbing
up the fire escape,
391
00:19:12,886 --> 00:19:14,252
Declaring his love.
392
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,320
Men don't run
through airports,
393
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,189
And they don't knock on the door
in the middle of the night,
394
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:20,825
Expressing their
undying love for you.
395
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,994
That stuff--
that just doesn't happen.
396
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,564
( knocks on door )
397
00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:34,172
( whispers )
okay, open it.
398
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:40,845
Oh my god.
399
00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:44,916
Cooper, I thought
you were in china.
400
00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:47,885
Yeah, well, I flew
all the way back,
401
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,120
Because I had
to see you.
402
00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:52,823
Wow.
403
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:55,393
Well, I'll just be
in my room...
404
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:56,527
Watching "pretty woman."
405
00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:00,331
Uh, do you want
to come in?
406
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,465
That'd be nice.
407
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:05,536
I'm sorry, I know it's late.
I mean, for you.
408
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,205
For me I'm still
on beijing time,
409
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,407
Which is like 15 hours ahead.
Making it roughly...
410
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,242
4:30 in the afternoon my time,
which doesn't really matter
411
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:15,479
I'm a numbers guy,
which is why this is
all so amazing for me.
412
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:16,514
( laughs )
413
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,282
What-- what's so amazing
to you?
414
00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:19,450
( sighs )
415
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,152
When I was in china,
I found this
416
00:20:21,154 --> 00:20:22,620
And I had to bring
it to you.
417
00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:25,489
You brought me
a gift from china?
418
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:28,359
I couldn't wait to see
your face when you opened it.
419
00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:33,130
Oh, julia child's
first cookbook.
420
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:35,466
I know you probably
have it already,
421
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:36,601
But this one's
a first edition
422
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,169
And it's signed.
423
00:20:38,171 --> 00:20:39,604
No way.
424
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:45,276
"you're the butter
to my bread.
Love, julia."
425
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,078
( sighs )
thank you.
426
00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:50,514
That's the face.
427
00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:53,351
That's the face I pictured
halfway around the world.
428
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:56,921
Cooper, I don't know
what to say.
429
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,589
I mean, this is--
430
00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,957
This is the most
thoughtful gift
431
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,325
That anybody's
ever given me,
432
00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:03,094
Like, ever.
433
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:06,097
Gabi, the whole time
I was in china
434
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:08,299
I couldn't stop
thinking about you.
435
00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:10,668
I literally got off the plane
and started running.
436
00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:13,404
You ran through
an airport for me?
437
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:17,642
I mean, I used
the people movers,
but I was definitely running.
438
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:19,076
Gabi--
439
00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:21,178
( soft rock music playing )
440
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:24,115
♪ lay a whisper
441
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:27,118
♬ on my pillow
442
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:30,254
♪ leave the winter
443
00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:32,990
♪ on the ground
444
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:35,026
♫ I wake up lonely...
445
00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:39,997
♪ in the bedroom
446
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:43,234
♪ and all around
447
00:21:43,236 --> 00:21:46,404
♫ touch me now
448
00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:49,473
♪ I close my eyes
449
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:52,476
♪ and dream away
450
00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:57,548
♬ it must have been love
451
00:21:57,550 --> 00:22:00,985
♪ but it's over now
452
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:03,688
♪ it must have been good
453
00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:03,688
♫ but I lost it somehow...
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