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Young & Secret
Young & Hungry (720p) S01E07 [KoTuWa]
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We're gonna be working
from the home office
for a while.
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Yeah, it sucks.
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Panoramic view,
fiber-optic wi-fi,
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Cheeseburgers
on pretzel bread.
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That's it, I quit.
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Cooper, wait until you try
gabi's waffle fries.
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With my special,
secret-recipe ketchup.
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Ooh, what's the secret?
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( whispers )
bought it at the store.
10
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Here, why don't you--
why don't you try some?
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Oh, no!
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Why don't you come
to the laundry room with me
and I'll help you get it out.
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Gabi, I don't even
care about this shirt.
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I found it in a dumpster--
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( chuckles )
oh, I see what you're doing.
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Quick, spill some
on my pants.
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Ooh, I see
what you're doing.
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( giggles )
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You know what,
I feel really bad
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About sneaking behind
josh's back...
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But it's also
kind of hot.
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It's fascinating
that your criminal tendencies
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Bring on arousal.
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Wow, look at you
with the sexy talk.
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Okay, let's get out of here
before josh gets suspicious.
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Oh, whoa,
what about the stain?
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You do that and we'll
never get out of here.
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( theme music playing )
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I think I'm going to like
this juice fast.
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All these colorful bottles--
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It's like
a rainbow of health.
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Screw health,
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There better be a skinny yolanda
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At the end of this rainbow.
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This one's called "morning
madness."
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I wonder why.
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Oh, I see why.
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( laughing )
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Uh-oh.
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- Hey, elliot, where you going?
- Talk later!
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So I'll see you
tonight at my place?
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- Yeah.
- Why are you going to gabi's?
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- Ah!
- Josh!
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Wait, you two
aren't--
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Dating? No!
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We would never go out
behind your back.
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That would be deceitful.
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I don't even find her attractive
anymore.
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I mean, you know,
no, thanks!
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Pass!
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We get it.
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So why are
you going to
her place?
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( scoffs ) well, he's coming
to see, um...
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Sofia.
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You're
dating sofia?
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Go, coop!
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Yeah! Yeah, who knew.
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And you're okay
with this, gabi?
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Of course.
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Without me, their entire
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Relationship would not exist.
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I mean, I introduced them
a couple of weeks ago
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And they just--
they hit it off like crazy.
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Yeah, this whole thing is crazy.
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Why didn't you guys
just tell me?
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It was new.
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So, so new.
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Well, how about tomorrow night
70
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Caroline and I
take you and sofia to dinner?
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- Um...
- Um...
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Or I could cook
for you guys here
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So I can keep
an eye on things,
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Like-- like the dinner.
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Yeah, cool.
Just something simple.
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Of course, josh.
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Wouldn't want to cook up
anything too complicated.
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Radio dj:
And the phone lines are open.
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Oh, come on.
Mama needs a new pair
of tickets.
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Please, please, please.
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You're our ninth caller!You just won tickets
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To the sold-out lorde concert.
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Are you sure sofia's
going to be okay with this?
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Oh, yeah.
Don't worry about it.
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You suck, jose from stockton.
I hate you!
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Okay, maybe worry
a little bit.
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I was talking
to the radio.
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I have been trying to win
lorde tickets all day.
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Oh... Well, you know
what's going to make you
feel better?
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Me making you
an amazing dinner
tomorrow night.
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What'd you do?
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( sighs )
why is it every time
I try and do something nice
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You think it's 'cause
I did something bad?
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Well, did you?
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I did.
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Is it gonna ruin
my night, my week or my life?
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( chuckles )
you're so funny...
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No wonder cooper wants
to take you on a date
with josh and caroline.
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What?
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Look, josh almost caught
me and cooper together,
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And I covered and I said
he was going out with you.
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At first I thought
it was a bad idea,
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But now that I hear it,
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It's horrendous.
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- It's gonna be fun.
- Hm...
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In an uncomfortable way.
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Well, no, it's not gonna be
uncomfortable at all...
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See, I told you
she'd be fine with it.
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...'cause I'm not going.
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No, you have to.
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What's the word
I'm looking for? No.
112
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But I'm making
your favorite hors d'oeuvres.
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That you're gonna break up
with cooper at dinner.
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Oh. No.
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Okay, I'm just gonna
keep asking
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Until you say yes,
all right?
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( spanish accent )
I'm going to ask in
a spanish accent.
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( baby voice )
I'm going to ask
like a little baby.
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( robot voice )
I'm going to ask
like a robot.
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Okay, okay.
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I will do it,
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But I'm not gonna
be happy about it.
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Oh, see?
Cooper won't either.
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You guys have so much
in common already.
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Oh my damn.
( sniffing )
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What the hell is that smell?
127
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Oh, it's stuffed mushrooms
with garlic, eggplant
128
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She was being
rhetorical, bitch!
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Sorry, day two
of our juice cleanse.
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I just need one sniff.
131
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Oh, yeah, that's
what I'm talking about.
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Oh, let me
get in there.
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Oh, that's good stuff.
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- Yeah.
- Real good stuff.
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Put that down!
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Just one more sniff.
I can stop anytime I want.
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Oh, no,
this is breaking bad.
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Oh, juju,
this is so much fun.
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How much longer?
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They're right there.
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I know.
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How much longer?
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( gabi chuckles )
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Aren't these two
so cute together?
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The way they keep
scooting towards each other.
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( nervous laugh )
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So, did sofia tell you
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That she got
promoted at work?
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You did?
Congratulations...
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Again.
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I know that she got promoted
because we're dating.
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Good for you, sofia.
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Yeah, it only took two years
for my meteoric rise
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I now work for garber
of garber, stukenbaker,
and rizz.
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- Winston garber?
- Yeah.
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- That's my godfather.
- No way!
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Though, I call him
"dickie donut."
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You call mr. Garber,
"dickie donut"?
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Well, the only nickname
I get to call him is "sir."
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Why do you call him that?
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Well, you know that limerick,
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"there once was a man
from nantucket"?
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That's dickie.
But with a donut.
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( laughing )
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( boisterous laughing )
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I just can't get over
how great you two are together.
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Well, who wouldn't want to be
with this caramel-coated angel?
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( laughs )
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Wow, that was...
A little bit racist
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But flattering
at the same time.
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You are amazing.
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( gasps )
thank you for getting me.
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So sorry to interrupt,
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But can I borrow
my caramel-coated friend
for a minute?
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When I grow up
I want to be caroline!
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Yeah, yeah.
She's tall.
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Um, listen, I just want
to go over the break-up plan
really quick.
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Okay, you're gonna
text me,
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I'm gonna pretend
it's from my ex-boyfriend,
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Cooper will get mad,
we'll fight, break up,
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And then hopefully
caroline and I will
stay friends.
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Okay.
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So josh and I can't agree
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On what singer to hire
for the wedding.
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He wants harry connick jr.
I want john legend.
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( laughs )
why don't you
just get lorde?
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Well, she's a guest
and I'd hate to ask her to sing.
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( giggling )
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You know lorde?!
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Sofia loves lorde.
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I know this 'cause
we're dating.
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I have been trying to win
lorde tickets all week.
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Really?
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Well, I can get us tickets...
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And backstage passes.
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- We can go together.
- Really?
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- ( cell phone chimes )
- oh.
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Uh, is that your ex-boyfriend
texting you again?
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Nope.
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So tell me about lorde.
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Oh, angry baking I see.
202
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Oh, so you're gonna be
able to sleep
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After betraying
your best friend?
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00:08:54,801 --> 00:08:56,868
Okay, someone's a little mad.
205
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You were supposed to break up
with cooper at dinner,
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Not make plans
for another date.
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It's not a date, okay?
208
00:09:01,441 --> 00:09:03,508
We're just driving
with another couple
to see a concert
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00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:06,011
And then go to dinner.
210
00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:07,812
Actually, that does sound
like a date.
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You strayed very far
from the plan.
212
00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:13,184
Yeah, a plan that you
just assumed that I would
go along with,
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Like I do all your plans.
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00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:17,656
You know what?
You take me for granted.
215
00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:20,292
( scoffs )
I do not take you for granted.
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You agreed to the plan
and then you went rogue.
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For lorde!
218
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Well, you know what?
No, I forbid you to go.
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Forbid me?
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00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:34,506
Well, nobody forbids
sofia maria consuela
rafaella rodriguez!
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Not only am I going
to the concert,
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I am out of here.
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( door slams )
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Fine!
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Now it's time
for some angry eating.
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( sadly )
oh, that's so good.
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Good morning, gabi.
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Oh, hey, josh.
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00:10:00,499 --> 00:10:01,566
You okay?
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00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:02,701
Not really.
231
00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:03,902
Sofia didn't come home
last night
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00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,403
And I have no idea
where she is.
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00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:07,539
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
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00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,443
She's, uh, right there.
I'll be in my office.
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00:10:13,412 --> 00:10:14,479
Sofia?
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00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:15,447
Oh, hi, gabi.
237
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,617
You spent the night here?
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00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:21,620
Sure did.
Caroline invited me.
239
00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:23,822
Sofia sit down
and have some breakfast.
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00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,724
Um, could we get
two coffees?
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00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:31,596
( chuckles )
here you go.
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00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:33,365
( whispers )
what's going on?
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00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:34,499
Oh, no need
to whisper.
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00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:36,568
Sofia told me everything.
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00:10:36,570 --> 00:10:38,336
"everything" everything?
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00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:39,704
Yes, she called me
last night
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00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:41,406
And could tell
that I was very upset,
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00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:42,907
So I told her why--
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Cooper and I broke up.
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00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:45,844
( sighs )
thank god.
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00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:51,883
I mean, I'm so sorry
for you.
252
00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:54,352
It is sad,
but I made her feel better.
253
00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:55,754
We're still going
to see lorde.
254
00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:58,423
Oh, caroline,
you're the best.
255
00:10:58,425 --> 00:10:59,858
A good, good friend.
256
00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:03,094
You've been friends
for three hours!
257
00:11:04,630 --> 00:11:05,930
Oh my god.
258
00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:07,599
That's the longest friendship
I've ever had.
259
00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:14,906
Whoo, this cleanse
is cleansing me out
of my will to live.
260
00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:18,510
I'm so hungry,
I'd slap your mamma
for some caramel corn.
261
00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:22,047
Well, why don't you
complain about it some more,
262
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:23,882
You whiny hag!
263
00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:25,483
I'm sorry.
264
00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:27,919
I feel like
in the final round
of the hunger games.
265
00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:31,523
Why'd we go
on this damn thing anyway?
266
00:11:33,492 --> 00:11:36,428
My ex-husband
just got engaged...
267
00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:37,996
To a 28-year-old...
268
00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:40,799
Who's, you know,
28 years old.
269
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:43,802
Which means I've got to get back
into my fighting weight...
270
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:46,571
In case I got
to fight her.
271
00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:49,507
So-- so why did you
go on this diet?
272
00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:50,975
If I tell you,
you'll laugh.
273
00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:52,644
Just cough it up!
274
00:11:54,013 --> 00:11:55,947
Sorry, low blood sugar.
275
00:11:58,584 --> 00:12:00,885
Some guys I used to
work with back in the '80s
276
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,787
Are visiting
and I just want
to look my best.
277
00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:04,622
Oh, why would
I laugh at that?
278
00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:07,459
Because we were
exotic dancers
279
00:12:07,461 --> 00:12:10,361
Called "the boy toys
of illinois."
280
00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:15,433
Oh, I gotta see this.
281
00:12:16,702 --> 00:12:18,770
- ( pop music playing )
- ( women cheering )
282
00:12:20,439 --> 00:12:21,706
( whip cracks )
283
00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:36,421
( laughing )
284
00:12:38,457 --> 00:12:39,924
I got-- I got--
285
00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:44,429
I'm laughing so hard,
I'm burning all kinds
of calories.
286
00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:49,567
Gabi, I'm not
really in the mood
to make out.
287
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:53,138
Everything isso messed up.
288
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:54,839
Don't worry,
I have a plan.
289
00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:58,443
Okay, I'm really good
at pattern recognition,
290
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,678
And every time you say
you have a plan,
291
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,881
Something bad happens.
292
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:05,617
No no, it'll fix
this whole mess sofia made.
293
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,952
Gabi, this isn't
sofia's fault.
294
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,588
If you hadn't told her
to lie in the first place,
295
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:11,856
None of this
would have ever happened.
296
00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:14,592
Well, excuse me
for really, really liking you
297
00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,594
And doing everything I can
so that we can be together.
298
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:17,962
It's just that all
of this lying
299
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:20,498
And deception is really making
my shingles flare up.
300
00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:24,068
And they've been dormant
a very long time.
301
00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:28,006
Well, how else are we
supposed to see each other
302
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,474
Without losing
our jobs?
303
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,143
Gabi, you're adorable
304
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,779
And so much fun
to be around,
305
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:37,849
But I just don't know if I'm up
for the non-stop adventure
306
00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:40,618
That comes with being
your boyfriend.
307
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:43,454
I hope we can
be friends.
308
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,023
Yeah, me too...
309
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:46,991
Or that you die in a fire--
I mean, me too.
310
00:13:57,736 --> 00:14:00,138
For lunch today,
I made a chinese chicken salad
311
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,907
With radicchio,
fresh orange slices,
and crispy wontons.
312
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:04,943
Enjoy.
( whimpering )
313
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,111
Well, just leave one.
Cooper left early.
314
00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:09,113
He's really bummed out
about the breakup with sofia.
315
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:11,115
( crying )
316
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:12,483
Whoa.
317
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:13,985
You're taking this
pretty hard.
318
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,988
Uh, yeah, they were
just a really great couple.
319
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,089
I was really rooting
for them.
320
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,123
Oh, me too.
321
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:20,725
And they weren't
really dating,
322
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,493
I was the one
who was dating cooper.
323
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,529
Wait. What?
324
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,897
What are you talking about?
325
00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:27,498
What about dinner
with sofia?
326
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,901
It was fake.
I made her go.
327
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:32,136
In my defense,
I had a whole plan.
328
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:34,138
So I wouldn't find out.
329
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,740
Look, this only happened
because of your stupid rule
330
00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:37,609
About not dating
anybody that you work with.
331
00:14:37,611 --> 00:14:38,610
I had no choice.
332
00:14:38,612 --> 00:14:41,179
You could have...
Not dated him.
333
00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:45,049
You know, gabi,
I gotta be honest,
334
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,951
I'm less than thrilled
with you right now.
335
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,286
Listen, I know
I probably deserve
to be yelled at,
336
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:52,624
Can you just not be my boss
right now and just be my friend?
337
00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:54,626
'cause I really need one.
338
00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:56,794
Of course.
339
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:58,863
( sighs )
I'm just really upset.
340
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:01,633
I feel like I lost
the best relationship
I ever had.
341
00:15:01,635 --> 00:15:03,067
Come on, has it even
been a week?
342
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,637
No, I'm not talking
about cooper.
343
00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:07,739
I'm talking about sofia.
344
00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:10,275
Oh.
345
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:12,243
She's been my best friend
since seventh grade,
346
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:15,079
And now I feel like caroline's
gonna take her away from me.
347
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,648
I wouldn't worry
about caroline.
348
00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:18,049
She tires of her friends
pretty quickly.
349
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:19,918
I don't even learn
their names anymore.
350
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,820
Well, she won't
ditch sofia.
351
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,555
She's a keeper.
352
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,925
And so are you.
353
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,126
Look, we're all going
to lorde tonight,
354
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,594
So why don't you grab
cooper's extra ticket
355
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,030
And you and sofia
can maybe work things out.
356
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,731
This is a really
special night for her,
and if I go,
357
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,099
It'll just ruin
the whole thing.
358
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,868
Do you want me
to say something?
359
00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:38,670
No, please don't
say anything.
360
00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:40,238
Promise me you won't
say anything.
361
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,906
Okay.
362
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:44,342
And one last thing...
363
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:48,980
- Are cooper and I fired?
- No.
364
00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,882
Then can I go home early?
I've had a really hard day.
365
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:53,718
Go.
366
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,720
And can I take
this extra salad?
367
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:56,721
'cause I already tossed it
with the dressing and--
368
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,089
Go!
369
00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:04,329
Wow.
( chuckles )
370
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,698
Last time I was in a limo
was for my prom.
371
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,099
F.Y.I., if somebody
pukes in here--
372
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:10,268
Security deposit?
Gone.
373
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,036
To new best friends.
374
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:13,137
Oh.
375
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,339
And old ones.
376
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:17,775
But more new.
( laughs )
377
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:20,078
You're being
kind of quiet.
378
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,679
( tersely )
get in the party mood.
379
00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:24,649
Sofia, can you take
a photo of us?
380
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,351
Sure.
381
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:30,822
- ( sighs ) um...
- ( phone chimes )
382
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:33,658
Oh, josh, you just got
a text from gabi.
383
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:37,295
"remember, don't tell sofia
that cooper broke up with me.
384
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:38,997
Hope she's having fun."
385
00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:41,299
Cooper broke up with her?
386
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:43,768
You didn't hear it
from me,
387
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:44,869
But... Yes.
388
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:47,405
Oh my god.
389
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,640
- Okay, stop the limo.
- Wait, what's going on?
390
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:50,942
Okay, uh...
391
00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:52,377
I wasn't really dating cooper.
392
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,879
I was only pretending to
for gabi so that cooper
393
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:56,347
And gabi wouldn't
get in trouble with josh.
394
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,182
( gasps )
395
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,251
So you lied to me?
396
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:02,887
This whole thing was
just a sick charade so--
397
00:17:04,289 --> 00:17:06,391
So you could see lorde.
398
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:10,395
( chuckles )
I had no idea you could
be so devious.
399
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:12,430
I didn't think
I could love you more!
400
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,132
- Oh!
- ( laughing )
401
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,700
Okay, I love you, too.
402
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,335
I gotta go.
403
00:17:19,838 --> 00:17:22,306
( exhales )
404
00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:24,375
Limo sex?
405
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,677
- Is there any other kind?
- Get over here.
406
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:27,912
( giggling )
407
00:17:30,849 --> 00:17:34,118
Okay, I peed three times.
408
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,686
I'm ready
for the moment of truth.
409
00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:38,156
But first my watch.
410
00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:45,797
( sharp inhale )
411
00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:47,765
Yes, I lost 30 pounds.
412
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,133
What?!
413
00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:51,069
30 pounds?!
Let me on there.
414
00:17:52,037 --> 00:17:55,173
( shrieks )
I lost 35.
415
00:17:57,444 --> 00:18:02,480
In three days,
is that even possible?
416
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:06,350
Okay,
I have a confession.
417
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:08,052
I wanted you to feel
good about yourself
418
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:10,421
In front of your exotic
dancer friends.
419
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,224
So I cheated
the scale back 15 pounds.
420
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:16,294
But that still means
that you lost 15 and I lost 20.
421
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,129
Uh, not really,
422
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:22,834
Because I also wanted you
to feel good about yourself,
423
00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:25,169
So I cheated
it back 15 pounds.
424
00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:27,839
So I only lost 5 pounds?
425
00:18:27,841 --> 00:18:29,774
Better than me,
426
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:30,975
I didn't lose anything...
427
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,946
Except my self-confidence.
428
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:35,947
( doorbell rings )
429
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:38,483
Oh, no.
It's "the boy toys."
430
00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:42,386
I'm gonna tell them
that elliot died
431
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:44,989
In a pole dancing accident
and that I'm dwayne,
432
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,757
His chubby
twin brother.
433
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:50,361
No no no,
you have nothing
to be ashamed of.
434
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,897
Now you open that door
and you be proud
435
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:54,198
Of the body god gave you.
436
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:06,177
Elliot?
437
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:07,812
Wow, you look great.
438
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,082
Thank you!
439
00:19:11,084 --> 00:19:12,383
So do you.
440
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:17,488
Not as good as me.
441
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,358
And please tell me
that fine lady standing
next to you
442
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:25,830
Well, as long as it comes
with a side of buffalo wings
443
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,298
And a pizza...
444
00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:30,902
I'm in.
445
00:19:30,904 --> 00:19:32,236
Hey-yy!
446
00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:42,346
Gabi?
447
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,481
Sofia, what are
you doing here?
448
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,149
Well, I couldn't go
to the concert
449
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:46,851
After I heard
about you and cooper.
450
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:47,852
Are you okay?
451
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,820
You gave up seeing lorde?
452
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,122
That doesn't matter,
what matters is--
453
00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:52,490
No no no,
what matters is you,
454
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,458
And that I hate my life
without you.
455
00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:56,294
I am so sorry
I took you for granted,
456
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,528
And it'll never
happen again.
457
00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:01,532
"I will never take
you for grant."
458
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:04,569
Yeah, I ran out
of frosting.
459
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:07,305
Listen, I love you
and I'm really sorry.
460
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:09,607
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
I got so excited
about the concert
461
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,175
That I didn't
stick to the plan.
462
00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:12,510
And I got so excited
about my plan,
463
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:15,012
I didn't stick
to my girl.
464
00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:19,450
( spanish accent )
so I'm going to apologize
in a spanish accent, okay?
465
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:22,353
( baby voice )
and I'm gonna apologize
like a little baby.
466
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:24,322
( robot voice )
and I'm going to apologize
like a robot.
467
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:26,157
Okay, okay,
I forgive you.
468
00:20:26,159 --> 00:20:27,358
So, uh...
469
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:28,926
Why don't you grab the cake,
470
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,328
I got the wine,
471
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,862
We turn on the notebook,
472
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,564
And let's get you
over cooper.
473
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,300
Eh, who needs cooper when I have
the best friend ever?
474
00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:37,902
Here you go.
475
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:41,439
- ( sighs )
- ( muffled ) oh my god.
476
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,007
( muffled )
oh, I'm so good at my job.
477
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:50,481
I can't believe
you invited caroline
over here.
478
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:53,551
I can't believe
she said, "yes."
479
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,119
She probably just wants
the blood of young girls
480
00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:57,054
For her face cream
or something.
481
00:20:57,056 --> 00:21:00,057
Will you relax?
We're just having lunch.
482
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:01,626
Hmm, that's what
hannibal lecter said.
483
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,494
( knocking )
484
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,529
She's here! Ah!
485
00:21:07,332 --> 00:21:09,100
- Hi!
- Hi!
486
00:21:13,305 --> 00:21:14,905
No.
487
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:16,974
No no
no no no.
488
00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:18,075
( scoffs )
oh no.
489
00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:21,512
( door closes )
490
00:21:23,982 --> 00:21:21,512
Thought she'd never leave.
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