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Young & Younger
Young & Hungry (720p) S01E05 [KoTuWa]
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Come on, gabi, let's go!
Happy hour's almost over.
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I want cheap appetizers
and hot guys.
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Or hot appetizers
and cheap guys.
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Either's cool,
as long as one of 'em's
covered in ranch.
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You know who else
loves ranch? Josh!
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And thousand island,
but, funny story...
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Not blue cheese.
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Do you know the definition
of a funny story?
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Hey, sofia.
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Did gabi tell you
about my little party?
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Uh, she's going to,
at happy hour.
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So caroline
goes to new york
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To pick out
her vera wang
wedding dress...
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And while she's gone,
I'm having my programmer bros
over to par-tay.
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- A bro-grammer party
- a bro-grammer par--
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Killed it!
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Hey, do you guys
wanna hear what I'm making?
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- Give it to me.
- No!
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Sriracha jalapeño poppers...
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Ooh, that's hot!
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Mac n' cheese topped
with barbecue potato chips.
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- Don't stop.
- Chili cheese fries
with sour cream.
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- Keep going.
- And for dessert...
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- Yeah?
- Double-stuffed
deep-fried oreos.
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Oh, my god!
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Ugh, I never
thought I'd miss
the blue cheese story.
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- Bye!
- Bye!
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What the hell
was that?
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What?
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You two just had...
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- An oreo-gasm!
- ( elevator dings )
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I mean, I finally get
why you don't care about
meeting guys anymore.
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You treat josh
like he's your boyfriend.
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I do not!
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Please...
You're so
hung up on him.
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No, I'm not, okay?
We had one drunken
night a month ago.
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I'm over that!
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Oh, really?
You're over it?
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When was
your last date?
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What was last Saturday?
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The twelfth.
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Then, uh...
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Four months ago.
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You might
be right, sofia.
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Thank you!
You need to get
back out there,
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Start dating again.
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Turn your taxi light on,
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So guys know
you're available.
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Oh, and I am.
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Taxi gabi's
ready fo' a ride.
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( elevator dings )
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Well, that
worked fast.
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Hey there!
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Hi!
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Well... Not without
dinner and a movie.
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( theme music playing )
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So, my building's
a little bit of a...
Step down from yours.
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You have a doorman...
I have a chalk outline
of a doorman...
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Listen, I'd invite you in,
but I went a little fast
with the last guy...
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We had one night together
and then...
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The next day,
he proposed...
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To someone else.
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Sounds like
a country song.
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( laughs )
yeah.
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Um, I'm cool
to take it slow...
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I have an early
morning anyway,
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I should go.
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Yeah, you...
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You should go.
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I should.
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You should
really go.
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( thumping )
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Hey.
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Sounds like
that went well.
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Sofia, he's smart...
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He's funny...
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And he's
a great kisser.
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What I hear
you saying is:
"thank you, sofia!"
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Yes!
Thank you,
sofia!
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You're
the best friend
ever!
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Cam is sweet
and thoughtful
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And he totally
respects the fact
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That I wanna go slow.
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Wait... What if just left
because
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How good does it feel
to lose your self-esteem
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Over a guy, again?
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So good!
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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Hey, gabi.
Hey, yolanda!
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How are you
on this perfect, beautiful,
angel-like morning?
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Someone's either on a sugar high
or a "got them some sugar" high.
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Well, I know
I don't usually
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Talk about my
personal life at work
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Because I
didn't have one, but...
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I do now!
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Really?
Who's the lucky guy?
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Did you meet him online?
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No, on nine!
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His name's cam,
he lives in the building.
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I met him
in the elevator.
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The elevator?!
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Why the hell
didn't I think of that?
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I mean, it's free,
it's close by,
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Amd if a man lives
in this fancy-pants building,
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He can afford
some fancy pants.
( laughs )
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Speaking of...
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What are you
skipping for?
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Did channing tatum
come out the closet?
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I'm happy because
I'm about to get invited
to josh's party, watch.
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Hey, josh.
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I got a surprise
for your party.
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An advanced copy
of "corpses of war 15."
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"corpse-pocalypse?"
yes! I've been dying
to play this game.
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Me too!
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And since it's
so hard to get...
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I was wondering,
is there anyone else
you want to invite?
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Someone who loves
this game or...
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Someone who just
said he loves
this game?
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Yes!
My buddy amir.
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A-- what? Who?
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Thanks, elliot!
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Looks like the only
skipping you doing
is the party.
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( laughs )
oh, god, I just
crack myself up!
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Hi, I'm cam.
I'm here to see gabi.
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Cam, cam,
the elevator man!
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Hey cam!
What are you doing here?
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I know you're working,
but I just wanted
to stop by real quick
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And tell you
what a great time
I had last night.
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Aww, well, you know,
you coulda just texted me.
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You can't text this.
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Cam, I'm at work.
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Hmmm...
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That some
sweet-tasting lip gloss.
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Thanks!
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You're not allergic
to frosting, are you?
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I don't know,
is anything swelling up?
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( gasps )
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Oh, sweet lord.
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So... Tonight--
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I'd love to!
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- You were gonna
ask me out, right?
- Yeah.
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Ah, great!
There's this great new bar
I've been dying to try.
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Kinda over
the bar scene.
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Oh yeah, to--
it's so loud and phony.
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Hi there!
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- I'm josh
- cam.
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Uh, so, I hear
you live in the building.
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Do you live
in the penthouse too?
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Uh, no,
I'm on nine.
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Oh, nine...
I heard those
places are cute!
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Real cozy.
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Okay, thanks
for stopping by.
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Uh, do you wanna
pick me up around eight?
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How about seven?
It's sooner.
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Okay.
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- Great meeting you.
- Alright.
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Real pleasure.
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( gasps )
how great is he?
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- What?
- There's something
off about him...
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- His face is--
- gorgeous?
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- No, his eyes, they're--
- deep pools of sapphire?
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- His entire demeanor is--
- sexy as hell!
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Thank you, yolanda.
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Look, you asked,
I'm just telling you.
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I got a gut feeling
about him.
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My gut is never wrong.
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Your gut is wrong this time.
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No, it isn't!
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Gabi, I'm telling you,
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You should stop seeing him.
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00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:07,659
What? Josh!
No, there's nothing
wrong with him!
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Yes, there is!
I'm not sure what,
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It's only a matter of time
before it comes out.
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You're gonna be sorry
you didn't listen to me.
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Oh, really?
Well I think
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You're the one
who's gonna be sorry
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That you
didn't listen to me
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When the truth
doesn't come out,
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Which sounds wrong,
but, in fact, is right,
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Like you were not about cam.
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I think I made my point.
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( elevator dings )
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- I love you.
- I love you too.
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And...
The truth comes out.
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Anyway, josh told cam
his place is "cozy."
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I mean, it was
so mean and judge-y.
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It was kinda like us
when we watch
"the bachelor."
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Oh, my god.
It is so obvious
what's going on.
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I know...
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What?
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Josh is jealous
of you and cam.
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Why?!
( screams )
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( gasps )
why?
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Why would he be jealous?
He's engaged to be married.
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Because you guys
slept together!
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00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:09,688
Look, men are like dogs.
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Once a dog pees on a tree,
he doesn't one another dog
peeing there.
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Josh can't pick
who pees on me.
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Yeah!
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00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:22,501
Exactly!
He's not the boss of you!
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Actually he is...
This is not really fair!
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( gasps )
not fair!
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Look, you want josh
out of your personal life?
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Well, then you're just gonna
have to be professional...
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- And set some boundaries...
- Okay, alright...
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I'm gonna set one
right now.
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You're not going
any higher.
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( cell phone sounds )
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Oh, sweet!
Woody's coming tonight.
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Guess who he's bringing.
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Buzz lightyear?
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Elliot, is everything okay?
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Yeah...
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I just don't care
about your party.
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I've got plans of my own,
big plans I can't talk about.
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And by "big plans,"
don't you mean...
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Table for one
at "color me mine."
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00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:10,315
Please let me come
to your party, please!
219
00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:13,552
Why would you want to?
You've nothing in common
with these people.
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They're nerds,
they're awkward.
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Most of 'em
never slept
with a woman.
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Neither have I!
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I'll fit in perfectly!
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I'm like a beige wingtip,
I go with everything.
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But promise me you will
never say anything
like that at the party.
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I won't.
Don't worry.
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I'll just be one of the boys.
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Yay!
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I couldn't find
the coat hanger
that starts my car.
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Gabi...
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00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:46,618
Um...
I'm glad you're here.
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00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:48,620
There's something
I wanna tell you,
you should sit down for this.
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Oh, no...
Who died?
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00:09:49,957 --> 00:09:53,525
Am I fired?
I didn't do it.
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I wanna talk
to you about cam.
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No! Josh...
You know what?
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I really don't wanna discuss
my personal life at work
anymore, okay?
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00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:01,900
From now on,
I just want us
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To have a completely
professional relationship.
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00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:06,638
Hmmm.
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I hear ya.
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00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:11,710
I get it.
243
00:10:12,845 --> 00:10:15,013
But I happen to see cam
hugging another women
in the lobby
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00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,948
And he even said
he loved her.
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00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,883
Oh, my god.
Sofia was right.
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00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:22,020
- She doesn't like him either?
- Nope. You are jealous.
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Jealous?!
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00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:26,992
Jealous of what?
You heard him,
he lives on nine!
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00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:28,693
You don't want anyone else
peeing on my tree!
250
00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:32,831
- What?
- That's why you're
making this up.
251
00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,366
Look, gabi,
before you go
252
00:10:34,368 --> 00:10:36,034
Accusing me of being
jealous and a liar,
253
00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:38,269
Just go downstairs
and ask cam who he's hugging.
254
00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:40,739
No, that's ridiculous!
That would be insulting to him!
255
00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:43,541
And it would make me look
insecure and jealous,
which I'm not!
256
00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:45,777
I would never do
something like that!
257
00:10:48,447 --> 00:10:51,650
- Surprise!
- Hey gabi! Uh...
258
00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:53,485
Now's not really
a good time...
259
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:54,886
Can I just
see you later
for our date?
260
00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,621
Cammy, who's at the door?
261
00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:58,890
Please tell me
you have a cockatoo.
262
00:11:00,726 --> 00:11:01,826
Who's this?
263
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,429
Uh, I am gabi.
Who's this?
264
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,998
I'm cammy's mom.
265
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,767
Oh, of course,
266
00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:11,703
You must be
the new s.A.T. Tutor
he's been raving about.
267
00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:16,875
Cammy...?
His mom...?
268
00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:19,010
S.A.T.S?
269
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,645
You know, to be honest,
270
00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:22,981
I was afraid he wasn't
gonna graduate high school.
271
00:11:24,817 --> 00:11:26,718
High school?!
When where you
afraid of that?
272
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,387
Like... Like
five years ago?
( laughs )
273
00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:31,890
Please.
274
00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:34,993
Oh, excuse me a moment,
got something in the oven.
275
00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:36,961
Okay, well,
don't worry
about it.
276
00:11:36,963 --> 00:11:39,431
Cam and I
are just gonna--
how old are you?!
277
00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:43,468
- Age is just a number.
- Yeah...
278
00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:46,538
What is the number?!
279
00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:50,675
- 17.
- ( gasps )
280
00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:52,711
Oh, my god!
281
00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:56,381
No wonder you left
early from our date,
you have a curfew!
282
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,016
Only on school nights.
283
00:11:58,018 --> 00:12:01,820
And you're not into
the bar scene because
you can't get into one!
284
00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:03,588
But my cousin
is getting me--
285
00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:07,125
Shut up, kid!
286
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:09,728
Gabi, can you
join us for dinner?
287
00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:12,130
Um, thank you, but,
uh, I actually...
288
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:15,567
I already have dinner plans,
I'll be eating crow... Quettes.
289
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,804
Wait, let me, at least,
take a selfie of us.
290
00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:21,139
Fun...
291
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,742
I want a picture
of his amazing tutor...
292
00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:24,843
( camera clicks )
293
00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:28,446
Especially,
if he gets
into berkley.
294
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:29,881
Oh, well, uh...
295
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:31,850
Don't need
to worry about that,
he's already scoring...
296
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:33,718
Way above his grade level!
297
00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:40,425
Hey, gab.
298
00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:43,728
Where ya been?
299
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,130
Nowhere,
I've been nowhere.
300
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,534
Oh, really?
And where exactly
is nowhere?
301
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:52,937
Maybe down on nine?
302
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,539
Josh, can we not
do this right now?
303
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,708
Yes! Okay, look,
it's totally cool.
304
00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:57,709
Just wanna
make sure you're okay.
305
00:12:57,711 --> 00:12:59,644
I'm okay.
306
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,479
Good.
307
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:03,615
So, talking to cam
was pretty tough, huh?
308
00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:05,483
- Yeah!
- I knew it!
309
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:06,951
See?!
I'm not jealous!
310
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:09,120
I'm not a liar,
cam's a cheater,
I was right!
311
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:14,025
♪ josh was right, right
r-r-r-right, right ♫
( imitates dj sounds )
312
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:16,661
Stop it!
313
00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:17,729
You're not right!
314
00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:18,663
Pretty sure I am.
315
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:21,499
No!
You're not! Okay?
316
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:24,769
That woman that
you saw him with, uh...
317
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,738
Is his sister.
318
00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,541
What?
319
00:13:29,543 --> 00:13:31,943
Yeah, oh, let me ask you
something, tech genius.
320
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,611
Did the woman you
saw him with look...
321
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:37,115
Did she, uh...
Did she look
anything like this?
322
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,884
Little bit.
323
00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:41,486
And you honestly
think I would
324
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,955
Be taking a selfie with cam
and his secret girlfriend?
325
00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:49,127
Probably not.
326
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:51,629
So then I was right,
but, you know what?
327
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,731
I really don't feel
the need to throw it
in your face.
328
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,533
I actually
wanna thank you.
329
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:57,569
Because of you,
cam and I ended up having
330
00:13:57,571 --> 00:13:59,671
A really
intimate conversation.
331
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:01,739
And he revealed
things to me about himself
332
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:05,310
That I just could not believe.
333
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,846
And, uh, it actually
brought us closer.
334
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:11,616
So close, that he's
coming over to my house
for dinner tonight.
335
00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:14,619
And you're
looking at the menu.
336
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,697
What's up,
bro-hymes?
337
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,866
Let's talk code
and get or v-game on!
338
00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:30,568
Hashtag bro-down!
339
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,804
Elliott, what the hell
are you wearing?
340
00:14:32,806 --> 00:14:36,741
Just my fave hoodie
and cargo pants
with lots of pockets
341
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:38,243
For all my man stuff.
342
00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:42,580
God, where's
my tinted chapstick?
343
00:14:43,682 --> 00:14:45,016
( elevator dings )
344
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:51,856
You're young, skinny,
and... Get out!
345
00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:56,227
I'm sorry,
I don't mean to be rude,
but I'm looking for a man.
346
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,830
And I don't need
the competition.
347
00:14:58,832 --> 00:15:00,565
You don't have
to worry about me
348
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,700
I got my hands full
raising my son.
349
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:05,603
Oh, is he single?
And how old is he?
350
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:06,838
( both laugh )
351
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:12,877
- Oh!
- Oh, and he is
a heartbreaker!
352
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:15,113
Oh, my damn!
353
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,715
Right?
354
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,717
This one's gonna
give me trouble.
355
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,786
( laughs )
yes, he is.
356
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:26,858
Josh, I need
to talk to you.
357
00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:27,692
I'm playing.
358
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:30,194
I'm not!
Right now!
359
00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:31,663
Ow! Ow!
Ow, ow, ow!
360
00:15:31,665 --> 00:15:34,198
Ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow!
361
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,266
What?
362
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,702
Cam is 17!
363
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:40,338
What?!
364
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,706
Like "can't drink,"
"can't vote,"
365
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,174
"can't wait
to hop on gabi!"
366
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,842
I gotta call her.
367
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:47,278
Hurry please, those
17-yeared-olds go fast!
368
00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:52,850
She's not answering.
Elliot, watch my guests,
I gotta take off.
369
00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:56,654
No! I just got here!
370
00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:01,326
Where you going?
371
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:02,860
Gabi is about
to sleep with a minor.
372
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:05,029
So?
373
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:08,232
So?
374
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:11,803
How come everything's
always about gabi?
375
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:15,273
Ever since
she started working here,
you never have time for me.
376
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,376
Wait...
377
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,044
Elliot, is this
why you wanted
to come to my party?
378
00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:22,313
It just seems
like you like
her more than me.
379
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:25,249
Hey, you've been
around forever.
380
00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:28,086
When I started
this business,
you were there.
381
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,787
We're a team.
382
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,823
So, you're saying...
383
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:34,993
I'm the wind
beneath your wings?
384
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:38,062
You took the words
right out of my mouth.
385
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:39,897
( elevator dings )
386
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,232
And, elliot...
387
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:42,667
Lose the hoodie.
388
00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:47,238
Ah!
389
00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:52,377
( cell phone ringing )
390
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,846
Ah...
It's josh, again!
391
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:57,949
Doesn't he know
you're having fake sex with
your underage boyfriend?
392
00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:01,319
You know,
this is all
your fault.
393
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:02,720
"gabi, get back
out there."
394
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:03,821
"gabi, be a taxi."
395
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:09,127
Yeah, a taxi,
not a school bus.
396
00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:12,697
Okay, all you have
to do is tell josh
397
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,867
That you and cam
had an amazing sex-a-thon
and then broke up.
398
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,135
No harm, no statutory.
399
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,169
( banging on door )
400
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,437
Gabi!
401
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:22,774
Oh, my god! It's josh!
He's here and cam isn't,
402
00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:23,841
He's gonna
know I'm lying.
403
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,443
- Um...
- ( banging on door )
404
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,945
Gabi, I need to talk to you.
405
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:30,782
You gotta be cam.
406
00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:32,150
Let's do this, woman.
407
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,684
Okay.
408
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:37,722
( banging on door )
409
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,757
Hey josh.
410
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,059
Sorry it took me so long
to get to the door.
411
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,261
I was having amazing sex
over and over again.
412
00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:49,300
Yo, gabi, I need pizza,I worked up an appetite.
413
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:52,403
Agh!
414
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,805
I'm too late!
415
00:17:53,807 --> 00:17:56,774
- Too late for what?
- He's 17!
416
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,709
Look, I'll get you
a good lawyer, hopefully--
417
00:17:58,711 --> 00:17:59,777
No, no, no,
wait, wait, wait.
418
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,779
You don't have
to do that.
419
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,848
I know
that he's 17.
420
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:12,857
- You do?
- Yeah. Oh,
and he's not here.
421
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:15,793
Babe, still waitingon that pizza.
422
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,497
He knows, sofia!
423
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,165
Oh.
424
00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:27,038
Look, when I
found out cam was 17,
I broke it off with him.
425
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,906
So why did you tell me
you guys were hooking up?
426
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:32,844
Because I couldn't take
your obnoxious gloating.
427
00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:34,045
Well, look...
428
00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:36,414
If I wasn't right
all the time...
429
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:39,484
I wouldn't gloat--
oh, wow, I hear it.
430
00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:43,821
I'm sorry things
didn't work out
with you and cam.
431
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:46,824
It's okay,
he wasn't my soul mate
or anything,
432
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:50,161
I was just kinda
hoping that
he'd help me move on.
433
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,330
Move on from...?
434
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,365
Move on from...
435
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,833
You.
436
00:18:58,036 --> 00:19:00,838
Just, uh...
Grabbing my pizza.
437
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:05,343
All that fake sex
really made me hungry.
438
00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:13,518
I didn't know
there was a "me"
you needed to move on from.
439
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,419
There isn't.
440
00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:18,022
There isn't,
I think I just got
a little confused.
441
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:21,425
You have to admit
our situation was
kinda weird, I mean...
442
00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:25,963
Friends? Boss/employee?
One-time, drunken hookup?
443
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,200
All of the above?
444
00:19:30,402 --> 00:19:32,136
I just wish we hadn't
slept together,
445
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,471
You know,
it'd be so much easier.
446
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:37,074
I agree.
447
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:38,576
Look, that night caroline
broke up with me,
448
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:41,879
I needed someone
and you were there.
449
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:44,916
I didn't really mean
to be there quite that way.
450
00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:48,486
I don't think
either of us did,
451
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:51,389
But... It happened.
452
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:52,823
And, hey, now that
we're talking about it,
453
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,992
Maybe we can
finally move forward,
454
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,227
Yeah, I'd like that.
455
00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:59,564
But that doesn't mean
I'm gonna stop meddling
around your life.
456
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,566
'cause you have to admit,
it kinda helped.
457
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:05,836
Okay, I'll admit that,
if you admit you were jealous.
458
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,608
As I left my own party
to drive across town
459
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,143
To stop you
from having sex.
460
00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:17,081
But what I really
think it is, is...
461
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,849
That I'm protective of you.
462
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:23,054
Sophia:
Protective 'causeyou're jealous!
463
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:25,556
Protective because I care.
464
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:28,960
And as long as you work for me,
and as long as we're friends,
465
00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:30,194
I'm gonna watch out for ya.
466
00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:31,262
I can't help that.
467
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,298
I can deal with that.
468
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:36,033
Good.
469
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:41,305
Ah, I should
probably go.
470
00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:42,540
Yeah.
471
00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:46,277
Good night, gabi...
472
00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:48,479
Good night, josh.
473
00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:52,016
Go!
474
00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:59,123
You've got to turn
your taxi light on, baby!
475
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,458
And let the world know
476
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,960
You are single and
ready to mingle!
477
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:03,661
( elevator dings )
478
00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:07,231
Hey!
479
00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:09,467
Wow...
480
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,502
That blouse...
481
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,070
Did you ever consider
untucking and
belting?
482
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:15,506
Oh, my god!
483
00:21:17,075 --> 00:21:20,645
I was thinking
that all day!
484
00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:22,546
I'm walter,
you going down?
485
00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:22,546
Fingers crossed.
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