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Young & Ringless
Young & Hungry (720p) S01E02 Young & Ringless [KoTuWa]
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Hurry up, gabi.
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It's your first day.
You can't be late.
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I know, I know.
I'm freaking out.
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I can't find
the right outfit.
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I need something
that makes me look
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Professional, capable,
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And like I didn't
sleep with my boss.
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Well, we know
he likes you in that.
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Will you just
help me, please?
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Okay, look,
it's very simple.
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He's engaged,
so from now on,
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You're gonna have
to wear clothes.
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I know that!
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- Did you work out?
- Yes.
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I jogged
to the car dealership
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For free donuts,
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To bank
for free coffee.
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And to the coffee shop
for free toilet paper.
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Ooh, hey,
that's like two miles.
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You totally won't have
to sneak into the gym later.
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Oh man!
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This cost five bucks!
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Today is the first day
of your dream job, okay?
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It's a stepping stone
to one day being
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A modern, blonder,
way-hotter julia child.
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So I say this
from the bottom
of my heart:
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Don't screw it up.
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Is that the toilet flushing
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Or my self-confidence
going down the drain?
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It's the toilet.
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I called the landlord
three times.
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And if you want confidence,
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You're gonna need
to power pose.
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Power what-now?
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It's where you
stand like this.
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You put your hands
on your hips
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And say, "I got this!"
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I got this?
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Okay, it's not
a question.
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Say it like you mean it,
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Like your job and paying
our electric bill
depend on it.
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I got this!
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- Attagirl.
- Ah.
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( theme music playing )
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Good morning, yolanda.
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♪ first day,
time to cook away. ♪
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All righty.
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What do I start with?
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Picking those up.
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I'm josh's housekeeper,
not yours.
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Sorry.
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♪ first day,
I messed up already. ♪
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And if you want to stay
on my good side--
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And you do...
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Keep your things
in the laundry room,
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The kitchen clean
and please, stop singing.
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Well well well.
Look who's back.
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Did you have sex
with anybody
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In the elevator
on the way up?
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I was hoping we could
just have a fresh start
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And just never talk
about that ever again.
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Aww.
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No.
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Elliot, can't you just
pretend to like me?
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I stopped pretending
to like girls in high school.
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Don't pay attention
to him.
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He's pissy because
they discontinued
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His favorite khakis
at the baby gap.
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Here's josh and caroline's
breakfast order.
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Okay.
( mouths )
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Gabi, chop chop.
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Yolanda, mop mop.
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Okay, "pancakes, bacon."
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Um, how does
josh like his eggs?
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Like you.
Over easy.
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Oh, and one tiny
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Little thing.
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For dinner tonight,
you need to prepare
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An authentic chinese meal
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For four investors
flying in from shanghai.
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No pressure, but it
does have to be perfect.
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Your resume did say
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You were familiar
with guangzhou-style cooking.
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It did?
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( laughs )
I mean, it did.
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( laughs )
don't worry, elliot.
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( coughs )
I got this.
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What the hell
is guangzhou-style cooking?
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It's so big.
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Really?
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I was worried
about the size.
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I'm putting it
on instagram
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So all my friends
can see it.
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( camera clicks )
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( giggles )
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I love my new ring
so much.
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( sighs )
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And you.
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( giggles )
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Oh, don't forget.
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Tonight I'm hosting
that business dinner.
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I cannot wait
to introduce you
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- As my fiancee.
- Oh, sweetie.
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- About that, um...
- You're gonna be there,
right?
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Absolutely... In spirit.
( nervous chuckle )
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Listen, honey,
I'm going out
with my friends
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To show off
my gorgeous new ring
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From my gorgeous new fiance.
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You understand, right?
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Fine.
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Why do you have
to be so pretty?
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( giggles )
I love you so much.
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I'm gonna miss you
while I'm in the shower.
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( baby voice )
and I love you.
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I was talking
to my ring.
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'cause you
I'm taking with me.
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- Oh yeah?
- ( giggles )
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Good morning.
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Oh, good morning, josh--
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Uh, mr. Kaminski.
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Boss kaminski.
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( stutters )
I'm sorry, I don't know
what to call you.
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Some people call me
kick-ass kaminski.
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Nobody calls you that.
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They would if you didn't
shoot it down all the time.
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- Josh is fine.
- Okay.
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Welcome to your first
official day.
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Oh, thanks.
Glad to be here.
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Here's your first
official meal.
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Oh, nice.
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You made my initials
out of bacon.
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Yeah, you know,
I was gonna spell
your whole name,
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Your first official
heart attack.
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Um, so we're good, right?
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Good? Oh!
Oh, yeah yeah yeah,
we're great.
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You know, what happened
between us
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At the test dinner
was just like a silly
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Drunken mistake
that, you know,
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Thanks to the alcohol
I just hardly remember.
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But what I'm trying
to say is
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I really don't think
of you in, like, a sexy
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Or, like, a hot way.
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You know, I really
just think of you
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In, like, a totally
professional way.
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I was talking about dinner.
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Yeah, so was I.
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I think
of tonight's dinner
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In, like, a totally
professional way.
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Turned that
right around.
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Caroline.
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Wakey wakey,
eggs and bacey.
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Gluten-free muffin
I just... Bakey.
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Beautiful breakfast tray
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For a room I am completely
unfamiliar with.
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Oh shoot.
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Get it together, gabi.
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You got this.
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I got this!
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- You got what?
- ( screams )
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( nervous stutters )
I got, uh, this!
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Your breakfast,
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Milady.
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Okay, breakfast
is served.
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Thank god it's the most
important meal of the day
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Because tonight's dinner
is going to be a bitch!
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Okay, I need
button mushrooms,
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Oyster sauce, ginger,
catfish, two ducks,
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And a wok.
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Eh, I don't think you
have time for a walk
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If you got to get
all that stuff.
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I just wish I'd had
a tad more notice!
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And been a tad more
truthful on resume.
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Stop worrying.
You are a good cook.
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You are going to nail this
and be around here
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For a long long time.
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( caroline screams )
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Caroline, what's wrong?
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My ring's missing.
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And that little
cook girl stole it.
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Oh, you're so fired.
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Caroline, I'm sure gabi
didn't take your ring.
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But, juju,
she was looking guilty
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In the bedroom saying,
"I got this."
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No no no no.
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That's because
you caught me in the middle
of my power pose.
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It helps me
with my confidence.
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Not so much now.
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Damn, I never thought
I'd see the day
when a white girl
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Gets fingered before
the black housekeeper.
( laughs )
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All right, look,
there's got to be
another explanation.
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I totally trust my staff.
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Oh, that's what
I love about you, juju.
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You think everyone's
so good and honest.
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- I do.
- I don't.
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I agree with caroline.
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Gabi isn't a cook,
she's a crook.
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- ( gabi and elliot argue )
- okay, look.
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- ( overlapping shouts )
- everyone-- everyone relax.
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I have the entire penthouse
wired with security cameras.
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We can just go
to the manager's office
and get the footage.
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- We can?
- Yes.
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Oh, juju.
Let's go.
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- ( door opens )- oh my god.
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- ( door closes )- worst first day ever.
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You know I didn't steal
that ring, right, yolanda?
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Of course you didn't.
You're innocent.
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Huh?
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And watching
that security tape
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Is a huge invasion of privacy.
We should stop them.
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Elliot, why are you
suddenly on my side?
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'cause it's not fair.
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And why do you have
a sweat mustache?
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Why do you have
a real mustache?
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And why are you wearing
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- An oven mitt?
- ( gasps )
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I didn't see that coming.
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( sighs )
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I couldn't help myself.
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00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:07,646
I saw it on the nightstand
and I had to try it on.
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( sighs )
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Now it's stuck.
And I'm going to get fired.
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This is the best job
I've ever had.
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All right, don't worry.
We'll help you
get it off.
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Wait wait wait.
Hold up, gabi.
First, elliot,
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- You got to beg.
- Oh, that's really
not necessary.
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Please!
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( cries )
I'll do anything you want!
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Come on, he needs us.
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Oh.
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Thank you, gabi,
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I've always
liked you best.
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Um...
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Your finger's
really swollen.
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Oh, I got something
that can shrink things
in a jiffy.
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Is it a picture
of you naked?
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I'm sorry.
It's a reflex.
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No, I was talking about
hemorrhoid cream.
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Now hold still
while I put it on.
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Hemorrhoid cream?!
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You want that ring off?
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( sighs )
fine!
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Ah! Ah!
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On your finger, fool.
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00:10:13,579 --> 00:10:15,947
Juju,
when we watch
this footage
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00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:18,617
And you see that
little cook girl
stealing my ring,
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You're not gonna get
all violent, are you?
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( chuckles )
no.
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Are you?
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It doesn't even matter.
She didn't take anything.
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00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:32,764
Well, how can
you be so sure?
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Did you do a background check?
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I can assure you,
I checked her out...
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Very thoroughly.
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- We're back.
- Oh, there you are.
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- Look who it is!
- Kick-ass kaminski!
256
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:48,346
Ooh, good news you two.
Look what I found.
257
00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:49,681
( gasps )
my god!
258
00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:51,016
I love you.
I love you.
259
00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,717
- Thank you.
- Where did you find it?
260
00:10:52,719 --> 00:10:55,020
In a bag of hot air.
261
00:10:56,622 --> 00:10:58,590
The vacuum cleaner.
262
00:10:58,592 --> 00:10:59,791
I checked it
after you left,
263
00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:03,094
- And bam, there it was.
- ( fake laugh )
264
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,763
Do you believe it?
265
00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:08,033
Do you believe it?
266
00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:09,834
Or course.
267
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,736
See, caroline.
I told you.
My staff is--
268
00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:13,705
I don't remember
dropping it on the floor.
269
00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:16,508
Well, I don't remember
the exact moment
that I realized
270
00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:20,545
That you were the world's
most beautiful woman...
271
00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:21,946
But you are.
272
00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:24,683
Good point.
273
00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:28,620
Sweetie,
isn't there something
you should say to gabi?
274
00:11:28,622 --> 00:11:30,855
Yes.
275
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,491
Thank you for
finding my ring, gabi.
276
00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:36,995
I'm gabi.
277
00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:39,964
Oh.
278
00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:43,635
I'm sorry I accused
you of stealing,
279
00:11:43,637 --> 00:11:46,838
But you were acting like
you were hiding something
in the bedroom.
280
00:11:47,973 --> 00:11:49,774
Well, I wasn't...
281
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,544
Hiding anything.
282
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,746
( laughs )
especially in your bedroom.
283
00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:59,451
The important thing is
you got your ring back.
284
00:11:59,453 --> 00:12:00,952
Yeah, and that
I didn't steal it.
285
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:02,787
I mean, I get why
you think that I would.
286
00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:05,056
I'm totally in debt
and I could live off that ring
287
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,425
For like five, six,
20 years.
288
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,561
But, you know,
I'm not stupid.
289
00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:11,362
If I wanted
to steal something,
I would take
290
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,598
Something you wouldn't notice,
like one of the 10 laptops
291
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,033
You guys just
leave around!
292
00:12:16,769 --> 00:12:18,803
- Josh?
- Yo!
293
00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:20,605
She's so nervous.
294
00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:22,107
Listen to her babble.
295
00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:24,509
She's definitely
hiding something.
296
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:25,810
No no,
I'm not hiding anything.
297
00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:27,979
I just babble.
I'm a natural-born babbler.
298
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:30,048
My parents should
have named me brooke.
299
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,750
( loud laughing )
300
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:34,586
She said brooke.
( laughs )
301
00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:37,689
Last week
for the test dinner.
I just couldn't stop--
302
00:12:37,691 --> 00:12:40,525
That's right.
You were here last week.
303
00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:42,861
Call the manager back.
304
00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:44,896
I want to see
all the security footage
305
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:46,865
From the minute
she walked into this house.
306
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:49,868
( laughs )
that is so not necessary.
307
00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:52,704
I want to find out
what else
308
00:12:52,706 --> 00:12:54,806
She's put her
dirty little hands on.
309
00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:03,014
Hmm, you two
are so fired.
310
00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:11,456
That must be the manager
with the rest of the footage.
311
00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:16,694
Someone order a massage?
312
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,730
Yes, for caroline,
313
00:13:18,732 --> 00:13:20,198
Because she's having
such a stressful day.
314
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,935
Juju, that is so
thoughtful of you.
315
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,103
( giggles )
316
00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:27,572
I like it hard, deep
and no eye-contact.
317
00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:33,978
I just bought
myself 90 minutes
to watch this footage
318
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,880
And edit out anything
caroline doesn't
need to see.
319
00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:38,082
Oh, you are kick-ass kaminski.
320
00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:39,717
Hell yeah, I am.
321
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,853
Owwie! Toe cramp!
Toe cramp!
322
00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:47,792
Hey, are you busy?
323
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:50,028
Yeah, having a panic attack.
324
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:52,764
Come on in
and shut the door.
325
00:13:52,766 --> 00:13:56,100
Um, I was just
calling to see
326
00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:57,669
If there was
anything else I could do
327
00:13:57,671 --> 00:14:00,772
Before I throw myself
off the balcony.
328
00:14:00,774 --> 00:14:03,842
Well, you actually
might not have to.
329
00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:05,310
Look at the footage
from the bedroom.
330
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:06,678
The camera just focuses
on the dresser.
331
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,947
Oh, well, as long
as it doesn't focus
332
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,648
On the un-dresser.
( laughs )
333
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,150
Let's just
fast forward from the top
334
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,718
- And see what we got.
- Okay.
335
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,920
Okay, that's us
eating on the terrace.
336
00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:18,623
Caroline wouldn't
mind that.
337
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,959
There's us drinking
and moving to the couch.
338
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,794
She might mind that.
339
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:25,697
There's my top flying
into the champagne bucket.
340
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:28,800
She is so gonna
mind that.
341
00:14:28,802 --> 00:14:31,202
- ( door opens )- caroline: Juju!
342
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:34,005
Are you in here?
343
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:37,675
Hey, I thought you
were getting a massage.
344
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,010
No, I couldn't relax.
345
00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:41,679
The masseur was wearing
brown shoes and a black belt.
346
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:44,549
What are you
doing here?
347
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,117
Oh, I--
348
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,652
I thought I'd
keep an eye on her
349
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,153
While I was going
over the footage.
350
00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:50,722
Yeah.
351
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:52,690
So smart, juju.
352
00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:54,626
Let's play the tape.
353
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,795
You know what?
I already did.
354
00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:59,597
And I watched it
from the top,
355
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,332
And no one stole
anything.
356
00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:04,769
Except you with my heart.
357
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:06,004
( giggles )
358
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,772
Aww, so sweet.
359
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,807
I want to see
for myself.
360
00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:11,809
Caroline, no!
361
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:13,111
Excuse me?
362
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,246
Let me ask you a question:
363
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,015
Do you love me?
364
00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:19,751
- More than anythin--
- good!
365
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,186
And I love you too,
but if we're gonna spend
366
00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:23,588
The rest of our
lives together,
367
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,023
You better start
learning how to trust me.
368
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,292
I watched the tape
and no one stole anything.
369
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:28,793
- But--
- but nothing!
370
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,828
End of discussion.
Forget the damn tape!
371
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,198
Juju.
372
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,334
I've never
seen you like this.
373
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:40,738
You're so mean
and demanding.
374
00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:43,741
I love it.
375
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:46,611
Both:
You do?
376
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:47,879
Yes.
377
00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:51,783
Good,
'cause there's more.
378
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,751
Tell me, big boy.
379
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,286
You're coming
to dinner tonight!
380
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,155
You're gonna meet
those chinese investors
381
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,757
- And you are gonna love it!
- Damn right I am.
382
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,326
God,
I want you so bad
right now.
383
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:02,961
( both moan )
384
00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:06,764
Uh...
385
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,700
( coughs )
386
00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:10,301
S-so is it like--
387
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,803
Is it cool if I go?
388
00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:14,872
( knocking )
389
00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:18,009
- Hey.
- Hi, went to chinatown
390
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,777
And got the rest
of the stuff you need.
391
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,913
I also bought
some illegal fireworks.
392
00:16:21,915 --> 00:16:23,915
Yeah yeah, uh-huh.
393
00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:26,718
That's what
we need around here,
more fireworks!
394
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,653
Man, I got to hustle.
395
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,788
I'm in so over my head
with this dinner
396
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,123
And everything!
397
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,325
- ( gabi pants )- uh...
398
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,761
- What are you doing?
- Oh, to make it crispy
399
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:38,863
You have to pump air
between the skin and the meat.
400
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,666
Are you freaking kidding me?
401
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,668
No no, I saw it
on iron chef.
402
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,069
Oh, and a looney tunes
cartoon.
403
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:50,074
No, I'm talking about
this sweet view!
404
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:53,811
Will you take a photo
of me out here?
405
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,315
Are you listening to me?
406
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,784
Today has been
the worst day ever.
407
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,819
Elliot gave me this
impossible dinner to make.
408
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:03,821
Caroline thinks I'm a thief.
409
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:06,891
And I pretty much don't,
but then he defended me
410
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:09,961
To his fiancee, and-- oh!
411
00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:13,264
And then they started
doing it on the desk.
412
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,166
( hair hisses )
413
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,903
Damn it!
414
00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:20,738
( wheezy inhale )
415
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,306
Okay, don't cry.
416
00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:23,674
It's just a duck.
417
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,777
Look how high we are.
418
00:17:25,779 --> 00:17:27,211
We can just
reach out the window
419
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,880
And grab another one.
420
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:31,449
Uh, sofia,
it's not just the duck.
421
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,184
( blows )
422
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,752
Five-second rule.
423
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,120
( blowing )
424
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:38,222
Okay, I get that
you're freaking out.
425
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,158
Do you really?
Because today
426
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,859
Is just the first day, okay?
427
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:44,829
What happens on the second
or the third, you know?!
428
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,731
Tonight he's having
guys here from china.
429
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,400
And do you know how many
countries there are?
430
00:17:51,036 --> 00:17:54,105
And how many lies
there are on my resume?
431
00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:58,076
Sofia, I can't
do this job.
432
00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,911
That's not true.
433
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,913
What you can't do
is manage your money
434
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:04,148
Or get your car to work
or pick a decent boyfriend.
435
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:06,551
Wait!
This is the opposite
of cheering me up!
436
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:08,019
Okay, not done yet!
437
00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:10,021
What you can do
and what you do better
438
00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:13,157
Than anyone else I know
is cook your ass off.
439
00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:16,928
My duck was on the floor.
440
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:24,802
Good evening, everyone.
For dinner tonight
441
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,737
We have a whole catfish
442
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,973
Prepared in the style
of the fujian province.
443
00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:31,742
I hope you find it
fujian amazing.
444
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:34,846
( chuckling )
445
00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:36,514
"fujian amazing,"
that's good.
446
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,249
I don't get it,
447
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:41,452
But I'm having
a really good time.
448
00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:45,790
Okay, next,
we have a dish
449
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,792
I like to call
"falling duck"...
450
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,961
( giggles )
451
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:52,830
With a spicy szechuan
pickled cabbage.
452
00:18:53,932 --> 00:18:56,801
Okay, tough crowd.
453
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,536
And lastly, I figured
454
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,371
You might be kind
of sick of chinese food,
455
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,473
Or as you call it, "food."
456
00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:08,079
So I made my famous
spaghetti and meatballs.
457
00:19:08,081 --> 00:19:09,514
( happy sighs )
458
00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:11,782
( all clapping )
459
00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:15,786
Thank god!
I am sick of chinese food.
460
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:18,022
( chuckles )
seriously?
461
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:20,391
Well, if you like this,
then you're gonna love dessert.
462
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,527
Please say apple pie.
463
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,495
- Apple pie!
- ( cheers )
464
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,864
Apple pie!
465
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,199
They like it.
( laughs )
466
00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:32,870
Oh good, I caught you.
467
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,405
The spaghetti and meatballs,
468
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:39,243
Yeah, well, I almost
had a stroke making it.
469
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:41,546
It completely changed
the mood in there.
470
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:43,114
I mean, they're finally
talking about something
471
00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:44,482
Other than work.
( sighs )
472
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,584
It turns out
mr. Lee's a scorpio.
473
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,953
( laughs )
and how cute was it
when he and mr. Wang
474
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:51,355
Ate my spaghetti
"lady and the tramp" style?
475
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:52,890
Adorable.
476
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,559
( laughs )
477
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:57,028
So we're good?
478
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,597
Well, now, yeah.
479
00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:01,599
I mean, it was
a pretty close call
480
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,868
With the ring
and caroline and that tape.
481
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,570
And to be honest
I wasn't sure
482
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,171
If you were gonna be able
to pull off this dinner,
483
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:09,607
But you did,
like a rock star.
484
00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:11,909
I'm proud of you.
485
00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:15,613
Um, I meant
am I good to go home?
486
00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:20,218
( laughs )
487
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,285
Oh.
488
00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:24,522
- Absolutely.
- Cool.
489
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:26,557
- See you tomorrow, chef.
- See you tomorrow, boss.
490
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,125
( elevator dings )
491
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:29,560
Ooh.
492
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,398
I got this!
493
00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:38,336
Oh, the button.
494
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:40,171
( elevator dings )
495
00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:45,443
You're all here
because I found
496
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,612
Something
on the security footage
that we should all see.
497
00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:09,667
( laughing )
marriage?
498
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:10,968
Well, I hadn't
thought about it,
499
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:13,271
But yes yes yes!
500
00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:19,477
I love you! I love you!
I love you!
501
00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:21,579
- ( laughs )
- aww.
502
00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:23,547
We love you too, bud.
503
00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:23,547
I was talking
to the ring.
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