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I hope you and the missus have a good time in the city.

Thank you, and please keep a close eye on our son.

Wow, I wasn't expecting so much, but I really, really appreciate it.

You're appreciated, Anya.

Please call us if you have any problems.

I will.

So good to see you again.

Have my parents left yet?

Yep, they just left.

Good. So, uh, you can keep the money and go home.

When they come back tomorrow morning, I'll just tell them you left when they

said they were on their way.

Some emergency or something.

I'll make it good.

Okay. Nice try, Ricky.

What are you working?

I'm serious.

I'm almost 20. I don't need a babysitter.

Yeah, I can tell by that little mustache you've been trying to grow that you

want to be a big man already.

Listen, I'm 20 years old, lady. Don't fucking patronize me.

Here's you.

Watch your language, young man.

I don't want to have to tell your dad you were naughty when he was gone.

So, there's this new show on the flicks called Robo -Rebels.

Have you seen my mom waited in the car?

She doesn't like you.

She thinks my dad is borderline flirtatious with you.

Who knows? Maybe he's got a hard -on for you.

Maybe that's why you're babysitting an adult.

You know what? I'm so sick of your attitude.

You can just go to your room.

Don't want to see you.

Go.

I know. I'm sorry, babe.

It was just a last -minute thing, and you're on the pace just so good.

I couldn't refuse.

Oh, Ricky?

He's not so little anymore, but he's still a fucking brat.

No, babe.

You can't come over.

Is that what you do to me?

Really?

That does sound delicious.

But no, you can't go over.

Yeah?

You know I love it when you go down.

Yeah, I gotta go, babe.

Alright, talk to you later. Love you, babe.

Is that your boyfriend again?

Yeah, but don't worry, he's not coming over.

Dad, my mom told dad that if you let someone over again, she's going to have

find someone new.

Well, I can reassure you, it's just going to be you and I.

I know we don't like each other, but can we just coexist?

I'm making gluten free vegan pasta.

You want me?

It's just me, as you can see.

So, who did I hear?

I was just watching a TV show.

Sorry if I had it too loud.

Vicky, what are you doing?

Go back to your room.

I want to watch with you.

Honey, I just want privacy.

Don't call me honey.

Unless you're going to kiss me like you kissed your boyfriend.

Thank God.

Please.

Anya, let's cut the shit.

I know I never stick my hand down my pants when I'm watching a sitcom.

I know you're watching porn.

No, no I wasn't.

Ricky, can I be honest with you?

For a change?

So, I've been seeing student loans.

And my roommate, she just moved out, so I have to cover her half of the rent.

And my internship practically pays nothing.

I'm living off my credit cards.

Sounds responsible.

Honestly, Ricky, I don't know why your parents want me to watch you, and you

don't need a babysitter, but your dad's saving my ass right now. I really need

this job.

So, can we just coax this peacefully?

Maybe if we watch together?

An adult film?

So you admit it.

Must be nice to get paid to diddle yourself.

Oh my god, you're so ridiculous.

Look, you know my parents treat me like a kid.

You realize they pay my college tuition so long as I abide by their strict house

rules.

So that blog that won't let me watch already movies, do you have one on your

in your room too?

I can't even jerk off to lingerie websites anymore.

I feel for you.

You mean, maybe you can borrow my laptop for tonight?

Ricky, wait.

Um, come here. I have my work and bank and email logged in. We just figure

out how to log out.

You think I'm going to get into your email and bank?

You would end?

I probably would.

That's why I thought I'd give it back.

Okay.

Let me just figure out how to do this.

Karen, let me just call my boyfriend. He's so good at computers.

He'll know how to fix this.

Wouldn't he want to know why you're logging out of all your accounts?

Fuck you, Ray.

Let's just watch it together.

No, that's so weird.

No, what's weird is you coming over to someone else's house and fucking your

boyfriend, and then the next week...

Coming over and watching porn.

What are you, some kind of pervert?

Oh, seriously?

You're the only one who wants to watch porn with her babysitter. Who's a

now?

Look, we watch the porn, or I tell my mom that you're getting your girl cum

all over her guest room linens.

What are you doing?

I gotta rewind that part.

It's cold.

I hit ya.

Fuck no.

You liked it, Saint.

Alright. I don't really watch porn.

Do you miss your boyfriend?

Your boyfriend does the take care of you when

you're turned on?

I guess you could say that.

Do you miss your boyfriend?

He was going to go down on you.

Ricky, I knew you were listening to me.

Alright, can we just finish watching the scene?

It's a 120 minute compilation.

I'm enjoying it.

Just please keep your mouth shut. It's really turning me off.

Can I kiss you?

Okay. Go underneath the covers and pretend I'm your boyfriend.

Yes.

No. No. I can't cheat on my boyfriend.

It's just wrong.

Just watch the screen and it'll be just like masturbating.

I'm not masturbating.

Okay, okay.

Let's do it.

But can you keep your eyes closed? I don't want you to see me.

Whatever you want.

Are your eyes closed?

Yeah.

Are your eyes closed?

Yeah.

Are your eyes closed?

Yeah.

Good.

Don't be selfish.

You're not going to at least jerk me off while we watch the porn?

I mean, I guess.

I know you're my babysitter, but I just ate your pussy until you came in my

mouth. Okay, okay. Just stop with the nasty talk, okay?

Okay.

Take it out.

Can I rub it up against yours?

Doesn't mean we have to do it.

Promise not to put it in?

Swear to God.

little list.

You need to sit down.